Heem

cringe

Reported LOL
Do yourself a favour and learn from it kid

gay

bongs are terrible posters

Why do you still post this when coral isn’t even here to get upset about it? It’s just sick

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the toughest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type in your little heem thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Joe Rogan guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Cheetos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a podcast. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "Hey Jamie could you put up that footage from the Browne and Brandon fight...there we go okay good, first of all

>Oh for sure 100% man I was tagging him with some nice leg kicks"

You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Schaub Bless..

speak for yourself
funny heh

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Sad

youtu.be/ONh37dDMJYk
Listen to this. Every. Single. Day.

is that you rhys?

How would he have done?
He would have heemed Royce in UFC 1

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p4p worst general on this board

sup Luke

Brehs, apparently amanda Nunes is retiring after the next two fights (holly and cyborg) to play football

we need the bulgarian to call in to luke's show talking about a fight then finishing off with "Prime Schaub heem Ngannou"

Post the amanda nunes one

hah yeah i freakin love it when the bulgarian posts that meme.

based the bulgarian

Yes, Usman ran through Tyron like he wasn't even there, but all it would have took was one big shot and it would have been all over for Marty, I can see him jumping through every hoop imaginable to avoid a rematch with T-Wood.

Hey Faggots,
My nameh is a Amanda and I heichi every single one of you. All of you are fat, hetarded, weak, no-lifes who spend every second of their day posting about "friggin bears dude" and "your second favorich female fycher". You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pusy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to scat porn.
Don't be stranger. Just hich me with your beschy shot. I'm pretty much perfectch. I am DOUBLE U effa c champion, have defended chree times and walky off KO'd a man. What sports do you play, other than "making Dane a Wych think you should be CM Punk's next opponent"? I also get performance of the nighch bonuses, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch!

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not funny

I don't mind this
She is literally the only good women's fighter
I don't think it would be fun to see her go on a DJ style tear through a bunch of cans and have a hollow legacy

as long as the apehoop, video game and various divegrass generals exist, no

what position is she playing

I could see her bullying chicks as a cf

who is the most intellegent fighter?

Post more

>always this autistic loser making the bjpenn op from his phone

If Derrick Lewis was on a high school football team he would be that funny fat kid who can't even run one lap around the field without stopping because his 'shin splints' hurt.

man, i hope you're high

That fat bum should be cut. Oh wow he's so randum and funny hehe

he losses 5 in a row cap this

johnny walker

man, i hope you're drunk

Jon does dumb shit outside the cage but inside he is rick and morty tier IQ
GSP too

>retired on top
>objectively one of the greatest to ever do it
>cucked Dana and the UFC multiple times, not falling for their lies
>business savant
>best fight IQ, except for Jones maybe
>got away with roiding and paraded himself as a icon of clean sport
>got away with greasing on camera

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>hurrrr a recent title contender should be cut because of one bump in the road

JDS was on the skids until recently, sit down and get laid

ARIEL IS LIVE
youtu.be/oD3yMPwH6rE

When was that? He has won all three of his fights since his title shot

he's been on shakey ground since losing to Cain

>If you get caught on steroids right now, it’s because you’re very disorganized. It's so easy to beat the test. It's ridiculous.
he was on some death note 67D Backgammon against the UFC and won
on another note it's weird how everyone gets seething about Jones using PEDs and think it revokes his GOAT status, but turn around and call Anderson or whoever the GOAT lmao

Lost to Cain again and Stipe the second time. That's it. Hasn't lost back to back

>Friendly Reminder that JDS son is named after a japanese lunch box

What is greasing

ITS OUT

youtube.com/watch?v=jaHyP7QMskc

based homosexual italian gsp poster

I'm gonna be gutted if Reyes loses to Volkan. We know that Volkan is forever a can-crusher, but Reyes is potentially a title challenger.

Reyes only has 10 fights though. Is someone with ~10 fights really capable of challenging JBJ? Not as capable as if he had more experience.

He was going to be an engineer in college but got lured away by it to be a fighter.

Dont be fooled by his silly antics, he is very intelligent you can see it in how he fights and talks. He is a real threat to jon jones.

He is dumb at celebrating though, I will say that lol

if he loses to volkan then he has absolutely no business even being in the same stadium as Jon
And no, jon will literally never be beaten and it's time to stop speculating if someone will beat him

Thiago Santos ends the Jones meme

based and walkerpilled
he unironically will end the jones meme after he finishes gus in 40 seconds

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Good card

1, 2 and 3 are all good, no explanation necessary.

Silva/Roberts. Silva is a bit of a meme, fights real sloppy but pulls wins out his ass, and Roberts is a striker, so this could be spicy.
Marshman's last fight was real spicy.
Allen's last fight was fun. Getting dominated until he pulled a submission out of his ass in R3.
The guy who beat Conor McGregor (not Khabib, not that lanky spic, nor the retired old guy, but the other one) is fighting a spicy striker.

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Who /funky/ here

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Wake up Francis

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All Till has to do is keep his distance and he kills Askren. Askren's standup isn't much better than CM Punk's.

Its over Dana

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Based Ariel btfo Lesnar

>calling out the scariest guy in the division
Based

Fuck this guy, he got saved by Herb dean and now feels he's at home to talk shit

joe duffy got knocked out by vick, he is a world class BUM

>Marshman's last fight was real spicy.

lol what

>solves MMA

It's Ryan Hall. Ryan reportedly has an IQ in the 150 range, was in school for mechanical engineering before he started jiu jitsu full time, and was a competitive Magic: The Gathering player. And also has an absurdly large hog according to people that trained with him.

Keep in mind, everything Ryan achieved he did it 100% natty and without much cutting weight.

Feliz aniversario Francis

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I blame Robbie for this, I have no idea what he thought he was doing

Did Leon Edwards dominate Cowboy because Cowboy was having an off night, or is Leon Edwards just that good?

Was a slugfest with Roberson, IIRC. Lots of punches taken.

the only guys that beat Khabib at LW are Gillespie and Leonardo Santos

I looked into it
Rosi Sexton has a PhD in theoretical computer science, a Cambridge degree in math, and a master of science

Khabib will never be BTFO by another wrestler

But does WMMA count? I don't think so, lads.

who really got USADA'd...
based

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Cain flushed his own body

youtube.com/watch?v=tWj_OevZY2k

>*Khabib will never be BTFO by another wrestler except for Gillespie

I really wish Ngannou had been in the UFC pre-USADA and got some of those picograms
Dude would have been fucking killing people

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>meme mcgregor wannabe fighter who got embarrassed by Tony and decisionated by Al
laffin

He certainly looked pretty healthy all the way up to the Stipe fight, slimmed down a little afterwards

wake up Kamaru

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How does this fight play out?

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i want stipe to fight
you dumb fucking jew cunt dana huwhite you piece of nigger shit anglo mutt mixed monkey

wtf smiff is fighting gus?

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Stipe can fight....in Bellator

>*ducks half the division in you're path*

Stipe's a munster for sure b

Usually bet on the bigger blacker guy

Prime Schaub decisions post-Stipe shook Ngannou

Stipe should retire, it's all downhill from here. He was great, but is flushed now.

hey, we can all remember the good times right

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shut up gooby
go kiss ass of the british invaders

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>he thinks post usada fighters are natty

you're all a bunch of fucking losers. this isn't a sport. kill yourselves.

I can't tell if the "one loss and you are flushed" posts these days are actual retards, or people mocking said retards. I am not sure if the difference matters.

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he needs to fight otherwise hell become flushed like can

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I disagree my man, HWs can take a heem or two and still be champs. Even DC has been brutally heemed. Stipe had been heemed, Werdum heemed, JDS, Cain, it goes on and on.

>smif has rewatched the fight 9 times

Like JDS said in an interview yesterday, you need to keep fighting to be good. Its not just fitness and technique, its also the feeling, the form, he can't sit on his ass and expect to come back the same.

I wish he'd take JDS in a fight, actually. And he should've taken Lewis, but not after this loss its not worthwhile.

He should just fight someone, not going
>MUH TITLE SHOT
>MUH THREE DEFENSES

Bones broke him

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Smiff actually won the fight 9 times

i want him and cain, but cain unfortuantly lost and ruined the whole fucking plan
if he won dc would fight bork, retire, and meanwhile stipe would fight can
smfh, fat ass mexican

>he was great
>3 title defenses is enough to make people think you're the division GOAT
heavyweight is a fucking joke lmao
Literally shallower than women's mma

he is 100% right, he deserves the titleshot
if this was a real sport and not a jew organozation that lets their money making monkeys roid without consequences he would get it asap

he doesn't, he's done fuck all to deserve one
immediate rematches are fucking memes and should be stamped out along with interim belts

>if this was a real sport and not a jew organozation

there needs to be some formula about who has a right for the shot and whos not,even the rankings need to be formed by some type of point system

the sport is becoming a joke,interim belts are a disgrace and as long as a cetrain ruleset isnt enforced it will be more and more ridiculous

based khabib not falling for rematch boolshit and telling mcnugget to gtfo

"You can't assault people"

youtube.com/watch?v=6h3aluCVy8c

NO HEY HEY HEY

He should have said something immediately after getting poked in the eye and ko'd but he acted like a cuck and got dabbed on by Lesnar. He started complaining on twitter and jewani's too late and everyone lost interest besides a few redditors.
Immediate rematches are also dumb and the champ that asks for it loses 8/10.

also this, Silva and Joanna were the only that deserved an immediate rematch in terms of previous accomplishments desu.
Mighty Meme should have gotten one too.

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The most awkward thing would be if TJ gets his.

yup my greek friend
couldnt agree more

That guy was a moment away from brutally heeming Rogan, in my opinion.

why are americans ugly and stupid?

I think you'd be surprised

that knee was chambered and ready to go

interim belts are absolutely fine if the Champ hasn't defended in 6 months.

Result of race mixing over several generations

no just strip the fucking champ

no
if the champ just doesn't fight in six months he deserves to be stripped
If he gets injured or something then it's still pointless bullshit anyway, an interim title holder is literally just a number 1 contender

No, think about how many paper champs there would be. Interim belts suck, but paper champs are worse.

lmao I've seen that clip before but I didnt remember Trishelle from Real World crying for no reason.

looked like he was a moment away from eating a knee to the face

Crocop

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tj went down and was a contender
my point was , where i also agreed with the greek dude, there should be a set of rules for the ranking system interims, etc etc
lots of stuff happens because the bald jew wants shekels or he personally has an issue

>get into fight
>immediately put head down and pull on the shirt
he clearly has no idea how to fight and was about to be CHIMPED by joe

>cucked Dana and the UFC multiple times, not falling for their lies
Elaborate

she didn't say
the only thing she was apparently allowed to say was that it a foreign club (europe? USA?)

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He didn't defend his 185 belt and got the fuck out from rematch with Hendricks

GOAT showman of this semen slurping sport fer sur b

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yeah because he got btfo by hendricks, that's not exactly a notch in his cap

It wasn't a compliment, Dana was pissed about the decision and insisted Hendricks won (rightfully so)

Thought Gus was fighting Beastin 25/8

Make sure to train your neck, and stay hydrated.

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>is the only one in the GOAT discussion who repeatedly campaigns to have himself put into the GOAT discussion
hate this guy more than Jon
I hope you don't think he's the goat bros

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Well, unlike Jones and GSP, he didn't cheat.

*eyepokes you*

lol

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youtu.be/jaHyP7QMskc
Jack Slack starts out his podcast by endorsing Yang

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that's really not good for your neck

yeah that's suspect but taking performance enhancement overshadows anything DC has done in his career and that's a fact

>defend your belt a couple times
>lose twice to the same guy
>refuse to rematch your most notable opponent
>chase fights with a pro wrestler instead
Greatest of All Time fershure

b-but user he's currently P4P number one
Surely the UFC wouldn't lie

Jones wanted Lesnar because he was too shook to fight stipe, cormier goes in and heems stipe then cucks jon out of his fight with Lesnar

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Weighing more than your opponent and above the legal limit for said fight is a performance enhancement

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Natty Jon still murks DChikkin
GSP is lightyears ahead of him in skill regardless of roids, as is Anderson
DC is a chump, I bet he gets heemed into oblivion by Francis

>I bet he gets heemed into oblivion by Francis
As would Jones.

>gets beat up so badly he starts crying live on tv

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>implying Francis would win against JDS

Jones has the reach to keep Ngannou away and also the IQ to know to wrestlefuck him to death
DC is a stubby armed bitch and will have to step directly in front of Francis and will get sent to the shadow realm. Plus he seems to think he is an ace striker or some shit and will try to clinch ngannou lmao

>apologizes to Daniel for being a complete and utter fuck up
Lmao so hard

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Jones would get fucking heem'd by Ngannou it's not even up for debate at this point.

DC is the HW GOAT

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i started this mess

they way they dehydrate the shit out of themselves to make weight is ridiculous.
They both go in the next day weighing significantly more.
Don't you think there are other factors that go into that process that could potentially have one feeling better than the other or weighing a good amount more to the point that 1 pound on the day prior doesn't make a difference.

What is the best performance you have ever seen? I'm talking total domination of one elite fighter over another, or at least where one fighter completely nullifies the other.
For me it's:
Jones Gus 2
Cody Cruz
Khabib Barboza
I might include Usman too
Also notice how all these fights are recent, it shows how much the sport is evolving.

Romero vs Machida

Just a beautiful fight of two completely different styles

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Schaub vs Gonzaga

I would say khabib Conor because Barboza is a bum.

>Also notice how all these fights are recent
Because you're a fucking casual

weight advantage =/= taking turinabol

t. 205er

So? It’s a smart business decision to run away from Stipe and chase the Lesnar sheckels instead, but if your goal is to be the GOAT, that’s not how to get there. Aldo has the more impressive record at this point.

of course that too.

Never apologize for defending Steep

>It’s a smart business decision to run away from Stipe
Are you stupid? When you claim to be the best and talk of moving to HW beating stipe and holding the belt is better than dumbass Brock Lesnar you idiot.

Burger King vs Eddie
Anderson vs Forrest
Killashaw vs barao

It's tough because this is a sports board and only the heavyweight division is a sport, the redt are merely games

rda vs pettis

it wasnt just wrestlefucking,it was also a brutal beating on the standup

DC's been openly chasing for the Lesnar money fight since rumours sprang before he KO'd Stipe. He was never going back to LHW, that was a given. Anyway, Jones is the one stating he wants to be the GOAT - the boy should go to HW like he's been teasing for years, BUT HE SCARED.

>it's not dillashaw barao 1 + 2

>BUT if your goal is to be the GOAT
We have the same opinion on this, dumbass. My point is that DC is chasing money fights, which is good from a financial perspective BUT does nothing for his legacy, and precludes him from claiming to be the GOAT. Read the posts you’re replying to.

*heems you*
Good game brother

lmao that hairline

you’re wrong
mmamania.com/2018/7/30/17629752/daniel-cormier-believes-ufc-win-over-brock-lesnar-makes-him-goat-mma

Conor vs Floyd, yes he lost but he looked competitive against the best boxer of ALL TIME, in his FIRST pro fight, think about that.

Cormier went in to fight stipe because there was nobody else to fight at LHW you dumb fucker, Jones had all the time in the world to fight the HW champ but refused because he was scared. Fuck you and your retarded legacy talk.

Name a fighter who wins the rematch.

Next you'll link me a story about Till being a gorilla. Blimey!

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Robert Glenn Lawler

Max
DJ

what's this from? based seejurs

he threw the fight basically. he gave up his neck in a really obvious way watch it again

i thought you dropped him after the max loss

lawler

Where do you think this man is right now?

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Aldo

Robbie tapped

Cormier

gulag

>he doesn't know till is an actual monkey

Based
Cringe

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Robbie violently assaulted askren for a few minutes then decided he wanted to go home
Motivated Robbie beats jobren to death before herb can separate them

If Robbie ups his roid usage he might make it to rd 2

go away rory

He still wins the rematch

he wins fuck all he is a bum
We /blessed/ now, Max is going to beat Bumdo's title reign

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Any of you lads going to ufc london?

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Guys do you remember the turbocazzes on Saturday night who confused Alex White with Craig White? lmao

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soon volcan

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>youtube.com/watch?v=_wgAe827JRI

>embedded
>connected
>inside the octagon
>the thrill and the agony

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This is the only funny thing to ever be posted on heem

does dana white have daughters and why isn't no one spamming them?

fershure b, Usman is trembling at the thought of a rematch with the chosen one

after all Tyron is better at everything Usman does - pure wrestling he will break his arms, pure striking he will KO him

its ok
i like old memes being recycled

this

Tyron got BLACKED
his career is over
It's fight nights all the way down the road from here for Jobley

A bit unrelated but just want you guys to see this and send your thoughts to /ourguy/ JB.

Following up with the latest TFerg shot less than an hour old and my man is looking FRESH.

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TFerg looking Fresh

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Lmao this cracker just hit rock bottom

why is every ourgay a massive faggot?
is this a coincidence?
he just wants his teeny fans to send him nudes and this is the way to ask for it

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He will suicide soon

>hello darkness my old friend

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Is knucks a legitimate champ?
How does he fare against cockhold and my boy?

Penn was never going to win though

GOAT inside and outside the octagon

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>hailey baldwin priming him for divorce
>the new brendan frasier

based
Khabib has been ducking Tony for years
Oh I'll fight yaquinta I'll fight burger king I'll fight Holloway
Khabib is done for when Tony finally corners him

Just how good is he?

Top tier human but hasn't ascended to the wrestling bears/ultimate macgyver carpenter/mystic mac/matrix silva meme tier

*ducks the natty goat*

Costa popped, you listening to ariel's show? He's about to say it.

Wake up, yoel, it's all over.

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What part of Africa are you from? Me? Nebraska.

IF that was to happen (big IF there) then it would probably be because of a setup and tainted supplements.

this isnt a sport youre a bunch of manchildren who watch wwe

Fuck this nigger loving spic.

COSTA USADAD

based natty yoelito

COSTA POPPED HAHAHAH

Weidman deserves a second chance
Not specifically at the title or something, but in general at his career
How did it all go so wrong?

>handlet

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Guys I think Yoel fucked up announcing this lol ufc might be pissed

Herb Dean during the Rockhold fight, I thought Chris was dead

Agreed. It was his turn.
#StillMyBoy

based soldier of god
only disbelievers hate him
#teamJesus

imagine being a handlet

Wtf how could natty Paulo get flagged?

tainted supplement 100%

are you guys fucking with me??!
how can this man be anything but natty

please source me

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PEOPLE'S CHAMP

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Was hoping ariel would ask Yoel about his translator, he seemd like a cool dude.

Stipe - JDS, winner gets Ngannou

cant wait till our natty goat comes to ufc
in 5 years when he becomes ufc welter champ you can boast you have heared him way way before

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>steep
>fighting
JDS - Ngannou for a shot at DCTE

is hunto literally the only natty fighter in the UFC?

Say his name!

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Wasnt Costa one of the most tested fighters of 2018 LEL

hunto and pic related. everyone else is roiding
also hunto has left the ufc. he's going to bellator or something

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Costa was framed this is disgusting

GSP was the only true natty

Exactly. Romero spiked his supplements.

source??!?!
did jelwani spill the beans?
also isn't roiding now permitted?
im pretty sure they didn't even find much
like a few picograms of piss in a olympic swiming pool

A dead man!

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Yes but the picograms were pulsing

Helwani didn't do anything. Give all your thanks and praise to this man for bringing us the truth

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>George St. Eroid
>natty

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APOLOGIZE

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UFC won't be too pissed, it's not like Costa was a big star but Costa and his team might be.

There was a guy a few threads back saying that Paulo Costa failed a test but nobody replied damn

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well it wasn't much of a stretch desu

Francis has no wrestling or cardio. How would he beat Jones or DC? Especially with Jones’s reach advantage.

DC looks like a beast here. Wish he had a bit more of that n word mentality to rag doll Jones.

what a snitch

wtf how can this be happening to my favourite natural brazilian athlete

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These

what if brazilians don't really roid
but got born with them picograms?
like jon jones

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>I-it's m-my turn!!!

Steve's Hillary Clinton shtick is getting really tired. He actually believes he was the HW GOAT because he won three fights in a row.

He got flatlined in first, he needs at least one fight before title shot.

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Don't do drugs, kids...
We can joke and holler and we want, but that's a talented guy just got turn to shit quickly by his own virtue. These kid celebrities are like retired boxers, NO ONE CARES ANYMORE hahaha

hang on why are you calling Stipe Steve

What are they gonna do, yell at him? He already has a fight lined up so it's not like they can punish him with shitty matchmaking

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>all he has to do is keep distance
Yeah Tills fucked.
You arent keeping distance when you're trapped in a cage with Ben Ruthless Asken
(He took robbies name after basically nutting in his mouth being so dominate)

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USADA/UFC changed their policy a while ago now. If a fighter pops they won't disclose until they're positive it's a tainted sample (i.e the second test comes back with the same result) but will suspend the fighter until he's cleared or as we see with Costa.

When fighters just disappear without any reasoning (injury), you can assume they've popped.

It's going to be kickboxing, Roy uses boxing gloves,Vitor mma gloves.

His name is Steve, he started using Stipe for "le Croatian heavyweight" meme.

Stipe is the birth name. It's a Marty from Nebraska situation where the coach didn't want to pronounce the ethnic name so he was steve

>British flag
Explains the stupidity.

False.

Prove me wrong. You can't. All the evidence supports me.

He's right though. In the US, most kids with weird first names use a nickname in high school so people can actually address them. The Marty/Kamaru Steve/Stipe situation is common over here

>memecountry dilated with shitton of immigrants has no actual self and is therefor seething
>le turk flushed man is their only notable fighter after andy hug
you're a disgrace and i would curb stomp you the second i saw you irl

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>boomers spreading fake news

I'm not surprised.

not until he leaks some nudes of his mom

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>broke the news over the weekend about the USADA violation
>you morons are just picking up on it now

Are you a part of this collective 'you'?

Of course not you brainless abo

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dad bod ben

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>not using prodigy as his entrence song
youtube.com/watch?v=6_PAHbqq-o4

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>ESPN main cards & prelims will have a long blackout period of 5 months before reaching #UFCFIGHTPASS.
>Even worse, ESPN+ events have a 9-month-long blackout period. Confirms earlier tweet by Ant Evans.

Fight Pass is about to be FLUSHED and GADOOSHED lads

>broke the news last week about costa
>broke the news about tony ferguson being investigated by CPS
>none of you fucking zilches listened
you should all be lined up and torqued with a plumber's snake fucking zilches

pic related (as in your pic, as in nate diaz) said frankie edgar is natty

Spicy analysis there dom

>tony ferguson being investigated by CPS
nani?

Yoel's saying he just heard Costa tested positive

There's hope bros

CPS deez nuts.

Yoel beat Whittaker. Don't reply.

>Boxers get 50% of PPV money

>UFC Fighters get 10% of PPV money

I ain't a Andrew Yang socialist, but that is fucked up. Dana is a cutt throat and his fighters are good goys

Yang is right about Ariel he doesn't give a fuck about MMA he has only been using it as a stepping stone to cover basketball.

What if I replied to agree?

youtube.com/watch?v=D2d7p5ifNfw

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Dana is the equivalent of Sarah Huckabee. He's a fucking nobody. A middleman.

Why are you still talking?

Trust me, brother. Ariel loves MMA. 'member when he had his media pass taken? hohoho

Ah good one because I don't agree
you're a retard and shouldn't watch fights anymore or at the very least, try to score them

imagine being jewish and graduating from syracuse but still having to spend 13 years covering a fringe sport just to get your foot in the door at ESPN that's how much he is hated

i'm going to emasculate you and plug your sphincter with your penis and testicles

Ariel is a zoomer ESPN correspondent that uses too much adolescent grammar/buzz words.

>imagine being jewish
Imagine killing yourself. Faggot.

new business idea: make an instagram account with the picture of ngannou she'll accept you immediately and pleasure herself with one of her childhood barbies as she does it

Why are you still talking?

GEORGE IS GETTIN UPSET

I just knocked out a deer and deep dicked it

I knocked out a beer and deep dish it

stupid post by a stupid poster

Rogan live with some nerd boomer in a bow tie

youtube.com/watch?v=dodsGp37M50

You are all a bunch of fucking losers

Y'ALL WANNA SEE THIS DEER GET FUCKED?

It's true that once you earn a PhD you're allowed to wear a bow tie at anytime.

dillon going in on askren:
instagram.com/p/Bu4bVbTAhuA/

ben responds:
instagram.com/p/Bu4l8F_l_9N/

who won bros?

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only thing i like about this dillon kid is his tattoos
love the jap style

>boom roasted!!!! xD lel
They both lost

>he cant handle the light hearted humor of an easy going homie
Saded and patheticpilled

>>easy going homie

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Jacare Souza

fucking loser on /gif/ wasting my fucking proxies no problem orgasming from your anal contractions as you get nailed in the temple with my icepick

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based

fucking loser on /gif/ wasting my fucking proxies no problem orgasming from your anal contractions as you get nailed in the temple with my icepick.

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Joe going in on autism hard heem btfo
You have a disorder faggot stop playing word games

>still cant lighten up
I'll pray for you

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reminder: atheists are losers

Show me the steroids in his blood. Just looks like regular blood to me. Oh a “test” done by “scientists” says they are there?

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WWE is for losers

No they arent.
They're misguided

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It sure is.
MMA is way more exciting

Ali Abdelaziz does a better job of promoting fights than Dana White

Ali Abdelaziz should be running the UFC

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twitter.com/NUWrestle/status/1104842270304538626

twitter.com/jaderiveraa112

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Welp revved the mandrama sperg my bad

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based and dominancepilled

true
Khabob doesn't like challenge (he prefers praying for sure)

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I'm serious.

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I think Kelvin Gastelum will knock out Island Australia but he will lose by decision if it goes late.

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Never seen a WWE fan that was at a healthy weight.

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...

Damn Rogan BTFO this nerd for tryna talk about vaccines and disease prevention and he's a fatfuck that eats shake shack every day.

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I see blue lips

dana white's first meeting with israel:

youtube.com/watch?v=5aV_850nzv4

>rose namajunas isnt at a healthy weight

She's a WWE fan?
>115 lbs
>healthy weight

who will/should he fight?

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>colby covington isn't at a healthy weight
>matt riddle isn't at a healthy weight
you're a fucking idiot. you have zero friends. no career. never held a girl's hand. no future. you're a pasty eternal hopeless loser.

a can like Bumson or something

At least I'm not on Yea Forums 24/7 like you lol dumb pedophile

He wins the rematch against Yoel

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This guy failed a drug test? No way

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Who is your favorite WMMA fighter?
>No trolling

jade rivera

You're such an obese fat loser lol who hurt you

lol relax were all friends here. favourite wmma fight of all time?

Askren does not want it with Danis. Danis' former coach shut down Askren pretty easily when they rolled. Danis by heelhook, 100%.

Who hurt you kid?

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colby got banned from the palms because of the filming of dana if you haven't already figured it out. it wasn't because of the interaction the with 20th hijacker considering he literally did nothing wrong

Cringe and redditpilled tbqh

yoel romero vs jacare souza is on

You don't have to act tough all of the time. Who's your favourite fighter?

Filming a high roller's table was really stupid of him.

Big fan of Brendan Schaub here

does i own heem like yoel? i know he hates jacare. if he likes yoel i have to root for jacare

It's a 5 way tie between Jacare Souza, Tyron Woodley, Tony Ferguson, Valentina Shevchenko, and Max Holloway :^)

betch cohaya

high iq selections

Usman might be on steroids. Colby might not be on steroids.

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based
and if you're getting mad i'm just saying i don't know. anons just asking questions there's no need to get mad.

>the earth is like a big pizza

In many ways Tenshin vs. TJ is the fight to make

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>Prove that space is real
look between your ears

This

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johny hendricks last ufc "loss" needs to be overturned costa was roiding

amp.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article227434344.html

Conor raped somebody’s phone

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Is there a single source on the Costa or Ferguson stories

t. caz

YIKES

local10.com/news/florida/miami-beach/conor-mcgregor-arrested-in-miami-beach

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Instead of running it into the ground, he will be flying it into the twin towers. Allhambdulillah, brother.

>MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - UCF fighter and professional boxer Conor McGregor was arrested Monday in Miami Beach, according to county records.

McGregor, 30, faces charges of robbery and criminal mischief.

He is currently being held on $12,500 bond at Miami-Dade County's Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center.

jesus fucking christ nice reporting by "Tim Swift"

>irish
>steals
shocking

I'm looking in to it

i like the news stories in the same area:

Woman kills husband in southwest Miami-Dade, police say

A man was shot and killed by his wife early Sunday at their home in southwest Miami-Dade County, authorities said.

Dania Beach man shot dead during neighborhood memorial service

Man shot in leg at L'Boulevard Cafe in Miami, police say

Woman arrested after trying to kidnap boy, 6, from Miami art gallery, police say

america really is a third world shit hole

nate and kebab did a number on this creature

I'll take that as a no

the good news is in america you can sue for this call morgan and morgan

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lads is Askren going to do this "boom, roasted" thing all the time now

conor cant afford to hang out there

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nah he was always a knacker, the money just made him a bigger one

Miami-Dade is the most ghetto and most boujie part of Florida, you've got your rich richfags living there and your poorfag nogs all within a stone's throw of each other.

Hey Coral.

>it's real
kek

*heems your iphone*

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type in North Venetian Drive Miami Beach on google maps

jesus christ

>gooby got arrested for strongarm robbery

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GOOBY BLESS

KEk

Based Conor destroying the basedboy's phone

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This. they should really move to west palm beach

>be some fag tryna whip out his phone so he can brag on social media about being in the same place as a celebrity
>get rewarded for your shitty behavior
Great.

you just knwo it was some faggot redditor, if it was a heemer conor would be unconscious right now instead of in jail

No just miami-dade is. its borderline an another country

In many ways, Conor did the right thing. Taking a celebrities picture out in public makes zero sense.

literally starts as a trailer park and then has a home that probably costs 15 million

This^
This as well

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Weak

imagine giving yourself a name tag on Yea Forums. of a black guy who abandoned your city for chicago.

Nah it is the truth. Ali the terrorist rat is just some inbred sandniggers that should be hanged for being an Islamic terrorist. All he does is cause cancer

>Be a multi-millionaire
>Get arrested for petty theft
What did Floyd do to this man?!

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It's over Conor.

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I would like to see a TV show Demetrius Johnson vs untrained full grown men

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made him overdose on new money

>Irish
>Steal
>Make your money fighting
>Be a drunkard
>Racist
It all makes sense now for Conor

we're on drudgereport boys /heem/ is now a real sport

What percentage brown is Cain "Cane" Velasquez

44%

35%

Tiger cucked Brendan

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#freeallwhitepeople

what race is tiger pax?

Lock 'im up

American

>wut you gonna do when I smash dat Xiaomi on the pavement huh

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>North Venetian Drive

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>two felonies
what a fucking joke.
so connor gives the kid his lunch money and everything goes away right?

call the police potato nigger

He literally bought his way out of a rape case in oireland. Nothing is going to happen.

zillow.com/homedetails/1142-N-Venetian-Dr-Miami-Beach-FL-33139/43831764_zpid/

>BREAKING: Star fighter Conor McGregor arrested on Miami Beach, accused of smashing fan's phone.

>muh rumors
kys

youtube.com/watch?v=YVkUvmDQ3HY

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Build a wall around Ireland #MAGA

>I saw Conor McGregor at a grocery store in Miami yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
>He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now? Foook off”
>I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he slapped my phone out of my hand and started going “huh? huh? huh?” and stomping his foot on the phone. I asked him to stop but he just kept screaming "MAKE ME! MAKE ME!" over and over. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of Proper Twelve loaded into a dolly without paying.
>The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
>When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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whats the next step on the Gooby masterplan

getting arrested in Thailand for smuggling blow and become a prison champion?

>Per the arrest affidavit, McGregor and the alleged victim, Ahmed Abdirzak of England
OH NO NO NO NO

I would actually watch the shit out of this anime.

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>ynr when you thought gooby was a good boy deep down and his antics were only for show

Ahmed wins the rematch

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CONOR NO!

>Muslims: 2
>Mcgregor:0

Conor and Tony are both going to jail, Khabib wins again lmao.

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Quintessentially British name

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I never believed it before but Dom does look incredibly gay

it all makes sense now

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great post
a heemer would also have jacked Conor's phone and taken it as payment

good copypasta, should get more (You)'s
you shouldn't have greentexted it though

he's repressed too which is why he's such a fucking twat

youtu.be/f5EYcbyQwoM
m

Muslims win again

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why is heem dead, I thought everybody would be roasting goob

these are generally quieter hours and there's a thread on the catalog about it anyway
ultimately it's very minor and nothing will really happen.

My ankle is terrible.

>and nothing will really happen
maybe so but its always something with this guy these days
>goob attacked a bus
>goob got beat up by muslims
>goob assraped a girl
>goob smashed some muslims phone

hes losing it
>

You can feel for him, the fame is getting too much for him. But he wanted it and he encouraged his fans to act disrespectful in the process.

Because they take after him

We're all in the high iq heemcord

>>the alleged victim, Ahmed Abdirzak of England
>mudslim from England
shocking

Ill start giving a shit about steroids when the original rules of no eye gouging and no fish hooking are strictly and harshly enforced

He will get heemed again

This is an entirely fabricated argument. Anderson Silva isn't the goat, he cheated under agreed upon rules. Jon Jones isn't the goat, he did the same. Yes, many people cheat, this does not change the fact that some don't and honor the rules under which they agreed to fight. All sports, but martial arts in particular are supposed to have a strong basis in honor and sportsmanship. This isn't some fedora sentiment, this is a clear base of every martial art, if you've ever actually practiced any. If they all agreed that anything goes with roids and fought under the same rules, fine. That isn't the case, though. This sport has been ruined by meatheads who don't even train. Even more sad is the fact that many actually do train and they ought to be ashamed.

Thinking about replacing Conor with Tony as my new boy. I like Conor but the fame has gotten to his head.

t. Ahmed Abdirzak

haha yeah mate looks fascinating

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The state of englel

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I knew it was over when he threw that little half a fag kick, dawg.

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were those fucking gators dude?

I'm only here to talk about current MMA players, not washed up has beens.

>This sport has been ruined by meatheads who don't even train.
This sport was built by the best of the best who also enhanced themselves with whatever means necessary

fuck off retard

Joe Rogans a little pussy

he would heem you

> fan
Pretty obvious that "Ahmed Abdirzak" was not a fan of Conor. A khabib fan trying to insult Conor led to an incident, obviously.

tfw you restart your computer and 30 posts disappear

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Gadooshed and flushed

Who is the worst fighter that could unironically beat Brendan Schaub in a fight?

Gooby just finished his community service. It's pretty obvious that he just wants to do more. He's just being a good guy, lads.

Tank Abbot

Mickey Gall via KO

Sam Alvey

Joanna Jedjezzykck

Want to see my ankle after 3 months in a cast?

>not browsing from 4plebs

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No way Jose

Imagine how p*ssed I was when I was about to make a fresh OP before going to bed and now I have to stay up...

Sure

It's not as bad as I thought it would be, still very swollen and they want me to do 6 weeks of physiotherapy and no manual labour work for 3 months. Don't know when I'll be able to start training again.

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Damn nigga why you got Big Boss’s horn growing out yo ankle?

>2788x2788
Bruh we don't need to see every one of your pores, RESIZE THAT SHIT

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It's important you see the flakes.

Gooby isn't coming back, is he?
That incident occurred after a night out and he's spent a lot of time promoting his whiskey, he's gonna be soft and rusty if he fights again just like last time meanwhile I bet Khabib is training right now. The fuck is he doing

hes so flushed its not even funny, he could have at least waited until his mid 30's to flush himself

I agree, I 100% believe current Cowboy could actually heem or sub him

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Khabib was brave to do this, I don't think he would've handled losing to Conor.

honestly at this point who the fuck cares, it's not even like he's a real contender in the division

lmfao brave for doing what? Gooby was already tired as fuck by this point, Khabib knew he had no power and speed anymore, the filename actually explains exactly why it wasn't brave

I was really hoping that fight would happen

pillow fisted khabib

Still knocked down that Irish mutt

And still hasnt been knocked down

yea this what is greasing

amazing khabib, arguably the worst striker in the division was allowed to get his leading foot lined up with conors without a counter or so much as a jab.
complete proof conor was off his game.

PVZ makes me feel special

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You can't understand why it was risky?

was a balance shot. Conor was back to his feet and kneed him in the head half a second later

yeah he was a little off his game after getting the fuck beat out of him for 5 minutes the previous round

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if i were condor mcgregor, i would simply have knocked out khabib

I was panicking watching it knowing how big a risk Khabib was taking, but in hindsight you can see how flat footed Conor was with his guard down , no mewvment and was gassed as fuck. Perfect timing for Khabib to show off some of his striking improvements

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shhhhhh
sleep khabib

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now you're thinking

it wasn't

Yeah, but the question is how long can he stay in the public eye without actually having a fucking fight. The amount of people I know that still suck his dick and say he's the goat is astounding

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>you will relive the Gooby run to 205

It was, if Conor had one last burst of energy Khabib could've gone down like Eddie.

N E V E R

instagram.com/p/Bu5PHiUhpI7/

take that whiteboys

she looks pretty special right there

What the fuck happened to Conor? How is he getting fucked up by a wrestler standing up? How did he go from throwing the punches in the Aldo fight to this? I know this is round 3 vs the beginning of the fight, but jesus how can you be a top-tier MMA fighter and have such shit stamina?

wrong thread

nah, Conor was on his full element against Eddie, in the Khabib fight he was already tired as fuck, Khabib just did the obvious

What the fuck happened to Conor? How is he getting fucked up by a wrestler standing up?

he was rusty and tired

> average everyday blacks want a race war
what idiots. they have no chance win.

Well his coach did say that Conor abandoned the gameplan as soon as he stepped in the cage

Dude was never meant for lightweight. I remember at the weigh-ins he didn't even have visible abs whereas Khabib was ripped.

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>we wuz KANGZ

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Maybe he didn't train cardio enough after the Floyd fight OR... he actually got into cocaine and needs to calm down.
"Saline-injected rats ran 74.9 +/- 16.5 (SD) min, whereas cocaine-treated rats ran only 29 +/- 11.6 min.......These data suggest that cocaine administration (20 mg/kg) before submaximal exercise dramatically alters glycogen metabolism during exercise, and this effect has a negative impact on exercise endurance."

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Khabib is a BUM.

Whites are the original Muslims

NEWFAG

new

Don't forget the alcohol

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I drink too much so.... didn't want to say

Fergie bless