I choose to support mid-tier clubs like Everton

>he thinks we dont

our local team plays in fourth league
there's literally corn and pigs behind the goal

Sounds comfy. My local team bounces between the 6th and 7th tier. Would never buckle to peer pressure and support someone else's club just because they play in a higher division.

>choose to support
>not being lifelong
things americans can never understand

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>choose to support
>tf

>Homosexual: The Club

No one will blame you for that then

>choose to support

Ah, the USA. The land were watching a franchise 500 miles away purely on TV, and buying a bumper sticker makes you a "die hard fan".

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GREAT post

Whitehawk?

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>third world poverty shitters can't even comprehend freedom of choice
;___;
im crying rite now

F

cam on bognor

>t. Country with no freedom to collect rain water.

>has no sense of local pride, community or loyalty so offers his soul to the highest bidders

Classic.

My grandpa literally tried to me say "Botafogo" as first word instead of mama or papa when I was a baby
No way to support other team instead of Botafogo
And Botafogo is mid-tier like Everton

>be American
>have literally no culture of your own because it's so diluted
>doesn't understand the fundamental concept of home and community
Laffin

Heartwarming backstory desu

sufm

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t.

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>supporting a poorly run team simply because they occupy the same city as you

No soul or backbone.

>soul of a loser

No wonder your country is in it's current state.

My local team are shit and the fans are the worst type of chavscum.

Based Kubica

>supporting and spending money on a for-profit corporation owned by a foreign businessman that doesn’t even put a high quality product on the field simply because their stadium is a few miles away
wew lad

>having your taxes used not on public services but instead on a private company to beg them to build a stadium and bring their product to your city

>Americans shitting up threads again with their ridiculous glory-hunting mindset
Pure cringe

we have a thing called "infrastructure" here, we don't have to collect our own rain water

Tonbridge angels?

there is literally nothing wrong with balding in your 20's

oh no no no

>supporting and spending money on a non-profit autist owned by everyone at school that doesn’t even put a high quality grades on the exams simply because his education is a few miles away
Your father didn't complain

this

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>whataboutism

>ignoring the 100s of pro clubs that are locally owned

kkkkkkkkkkk

>he doesn't bandwagon all of the top tier teams like a chad
lmaoing @ ur invested lives

Eastern West Brumley-on-the-river Divided doesn’t count as a pro team

Is this some kind of funny reddit term?

This. The virgin sportsball fan vs the chad gambler

>the most valuable EPL team is owned by an american
wew

No, but the hundreds of other clubs that run on a professional basis are considered professional.

>m-most o-of the s-seventh t-tier teams are actually o-owned by b-brits
absolutely seething at the truth

don't care for man united so much but what I really want to see is arsenal move out the emirates or something equally crazy due to kroenke and co. that would be peak. the tears and rage over an american killing a club would be astounding

so true

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I know you're just b8ing me but for the sake of onlookers who might think you have a point. British owned;

Premier League 8/20
Championship 12/24
League One 15/24
League Two 22/24

National League has a lot of pro teams too and we're just talking about England here. We're probably the worst for foreign owners so in other countries, most clubs are locally owned.

Moving TO the Emirates is what killed Arsenal.

Does this mean I will become Iniestia if I support Everton?

do you just vote for whoever you think will win the presidential election?

>choose to support

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>that fucked up hair
Thanks mom!

haha agreed

THIS. Based and bluepilled.

>I don’t have a point
>literally 50% of the Top 2 tiers are owned by a foreigner

what about if you went bald at 19? a-asking for a friend of course, haha

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Went to a whitehawk game once and got accused of being a pedo because I took my brother.
Despise that estate.

Just banter m8

why would it only be about the top 2 tiers?

based retarded 7-1 poster

>19
>balding
>tfw I'm 30 with thick as fuck hair

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come to think of it, all the guys i knew in school with dutch surnames were balding fast at a young age.

Hairlet here. Its not bad at all if you ask anyone but me.

That's actually not true. It's another false /int/ meme pushed by an autistic finn. Collecting rainwater is legal in 48/50 states. It's onky illegal in 2 states because they are desert states if I remember( Arizona and Nevada)

Welcome to the high testosterone club

>tfw 36 year old boomer with a full head of hair and a perfect hairline
Why are zoomers such hairlets?

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Carioca scum

yet here you are

>25
>almost have this hair

where did I go wrong

>wasting his youth away on Yea Forums
What's your excuse, faggot?

>not a single bald person in my family
>use buzz cut anyway because gf says i look hot like this
Kek

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>tfw my 95 year old grandad has more hair than me
wtf are they putting in the water?

based costa rica

post pics

delete this.

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The ones that actually matter

Saying “7-1” at a young age would’ve made it easier in 2014 though

according to Mr JF over here

what did you mean by this?

making reference to your flag, fatty

my hairs half grey and I'm twenty fucking seven

Based.

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still trying to decipher what you meant by it, chief.

>I choose to support

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Johnny Foreigner, you dense cunt

Just wait til you discover your first grey pube. Really put me off licking out your gran

I'm not obsessed with Britdurkastan to the extend I understand your slang you retard

and neither do you understand our football clubs so fuck off and shart up some other thread

cringe and slippilled

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seething

No one would actually say “johnny foreigner” unless they were being ironic

fat

seething

seething

t. seething

t. fat and seething

t. seething and no deal

you follow our footy enough though fatty

t. seething and no culture

t. seething and irrelevant

We do have lifers tho, even for our shitty teams. Just look at Cleveland's football fans.

My cousin got bald when he was sixteen. The guy is an idiot so I hope it doesn't bother him much

t. seething and famously stupid

What happens when you guys move out of your hometown? Do you change teams?

>I choose to support real

Support Man United for my grandad and my local team properly but my local team stopped existing in 2014

Wakefield FC 10,000 seater stadium in the 8th tier of English football

desu i moved back from london because it was too expensive and time consuming to get to games
that and utter pain of everyday life living there

I didn't. I grew up in the Gay Area, liking my local teams. Even now that I moved to the East Coast, I still root for the Raiders, Giants, and Sharks, and I don't intend to change that anytime soon.

I support my hometown team and my local team, one is in Bundes the other in 2. Bundes

>Raiders
>Giants
One would think you'd either pick both Oakland teams or both SF teams rather than one of each

No, I kept my season ticket and got the long train back home every other weekend.

I didn't grow up in Oakland or San Fran, so I have no particular attachment to either city. My dad was a big Raiders fan and all my friends who watched baseball liked the Giants, so that's how I picked my teams.

That's the same thing I did

When I moved to Australia, I went to local games but never really considered myself a proper fan, never gave up on my home team and listened online commentary when I could.

Who did you go and watch? A-League is comfy saturday morning tv

t. chlorinated chicken, flourinated water, gets arrested for walking across a street with no traffic lights

Biggest 3rd world country in this thread

Are you from Gibraltar?

My local team wasn't in the A-League, it was Wollongong Wolves.

Hahah so true. This is evident in foreign grocery stores. So few options.

heh, I root for Everton and the reason why would make all you lifer fans cringe. So here's an unsolicited greentext
>Be me, Canadian
>Watch Basedball and Hockey
>watch 2010 world cup
>hmm, I guess football is alright
>Rooted for the US because they're clueless non football shitters like me
>WC ends and would like to watch more football
>MLS seems pretty shit tier, I'll check out the Premier league
>Rated Tim Howard and Landon Donovan in the WC (yikes! cringe,>Donovan etc.)
>Guess what team they played for in 2010
>/myguys/ fade into obscurity
>Decide it would be a total fag move to change PL team affiliation so I've stuck with it ever since
Sometimes I wear me scarf to the pub and have a good time with the other Everton fans (most are literal scousers that fled to Canada from Liverpool).
Sorry for party rockin' on y'all

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>Just look at Cleveland's football fans
I rather not.

Okay, this is a meme I've never heard of before.

HALLERRRRRRRRR

>all these high cortisol hairlets

>Premier league
I hope you don't pronounce Premier league 'Premeeer League'

based programmer

You guys got to choose? My dad beat the ever living shit out of me until I supported Benfica

What team did support before the beatings?

Probably real madrid like a basic bitch

Ngl don't even remember

Imagine being 21 years old and thinking
>I will not focus on attracting women until I finish school, get on my feet, and finally have a decent job and reasonable social status
>Then in the shower clumps of hair fall out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Prem-year leeg

theres honestly not
im not balding but my hairs ~75% grey/white

Don't worry, the hopelessness you feel inside is part and parcel of being an Everton fan.

brehs

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We've all rooted for a team because of a stupid reason.
>mfw i used to watch white sox baseball because of one of those buzzfeed-type personality quizzes about which team is the best match for you

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Imagine the smell

A wig is still a wig

literally this

I root for Dallas teams despite being from Arizona because I really liked westerns as a kid and started rooting for the Rangers and Cowboys because of it

Supporting Diet Liverpool is probably what caused the balding in the first place desu

right mate do you actually want a slap

Imagine being a virgin loser who posts on an anime sports website AND being bald.

Yeah nigga reach all the way across the Atlantic

boi if you think i wont

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Reddit might be more your speed, zoomers

Makeup is still makeup and roastie is still toastie

do they accept boomers?

yikes from me

High caffeine consumption/shitty diets and lack of exercise/depression = high cortisol levels = baldness

I prefer to do this instead of being like all the casual chelsea/man shitty/manure/liverpool fans

>Northwich Victoria lifelong

get on my level

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It’s no meme it’s the truth. There are way more options and different brands availabale at American grocery stores compared to European ones. And it’s cuz we be fat. But we also be eatin gud so I don’t give a fudge

What if I have a /lifelong/ home team that I primarily root for but have a couple other teams I also root for because I like how they play?

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