>accidentally eatened 5000 calories again
Accidentally eatened 5000 calories again
Post your gut.
>tfw lanklet
>tfw eat steak and eggs for breakfast every day
Can't blame you, bloke.
a steak for breakfast?
It's quite common here as well.
>two slices of pizza down the gullet
>one Monster energy drink guzzled
>pitta bread wolfed down
>large portion of chips eaten
Its all downhill from here.
you know it son
ribeye two eggs bit of bacon, three or four buttered rolls
or full english brekky, both damn good meals
>things poor people can’t understand
spit it faggot
we'll make it someday la
Steak in breakfast is god tier. In summer, I eat this everyday
>accidentally
Based
>estranged wife’s father threatened me last night
What did you do?
>roast potatoes with a poached egg on top
Fug
Take out the potatoes, and you have a filling low-carb breakfast.
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Fuck that. Carbs are tasty
How the fuck do you do it? I'm a lanklet skeleton desperately trying to gain weight but just eating 3000 calories makes me feel fucking horrible.
what sport is this?
Drink protein shake and lift some weights numpty, also rice and chicken works really well for some reason.
Otherwise you won't gain shit you'll just feel horrible forcing yourself to eat
just fast the next day you idiot
>no carbs
>filling
no such thing.
>tfw got to lose 10 kilo for /summer2019/
fookin Christmas always gets me
Drink milk. Each litre of milk is about 650 calories.
Steak and eggs for breakfast is an American right of passage
protip: if you make roast potatoes for dinner, always double up the amount so you have some for breakfast the next morning without having to cook for an hour
gotta give love to those calories son
Imagine the flatulence
What should I eat for lunch espee?
He's talking about gaining weight, not necessarily muscle. If you eat 3000 calories you will put weight on, no question
Just do what fat people do
for me it’s corned beef hash
Looks good, with a burger and grits on the side
beef liver
For me, it's Jambalaya.
Unironically spaghetti with meat sauce.
I would go calves liver but they'll fuck it up
>accidentally eatened 5000 calories again
thats your salary, janny
>keep hovering between 300-315 lbs
Post belly
You will gain weight eventually as you get older. You're probably young.
>tfw barely able to eat 1500 cals a day without getting a stomachache
how do i escape twinkdom?
stop slurping syrup
just demolished my 4th full English breakfast of the day
Call the cops on him
Gotta eat big to get big
Am I the only healthy weight poster on Yea Forums?
I’m 5’11” 205 pounds. I imagine that makes me a lanklet relative to 4chins standards.
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