He's back

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that's gonna be a yikes from me

F

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Why the fuck did he leave in the first place?

Zidane went from big brains to brainlet

>re-boarding a sinking ship
JUST

he saw it coming

this, and he shouldnt come back unless he wants to hurt his legacy

Fucking hell if that doesn't scream desperacy I don't know what does.
I don't know what Zidane is doing coming back career wise. It will just show that he will choke at other clubs

he'll probably receive a SHITLOAD of cash

what, I thought he was joining Juventus

I don’t speak unemployed what does it say

He needed to get out as a hero once he knew winning something this season would be unlikely. Anyone could tell 2018 was being the last spark

This.

But...why?

that Zidane is gonna be announced in 5 hours as the new coach and tomorrow he will start working with the team

lol

Allegri is under contract until 2020 and the Juventus board seems to be content with him.

Guardiola is apparently going there now at the end of the season.

JUST

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solari will be sacked in the next coming hours (real madrid executive meeting is at 18:00pm) and zidane will come back this week

Florentino was annoyed that everyone considered him a hero so he wants to turn him into a villein in their eyes.

>It will just show that he will choke at other clubs
Not really, Real is a sinking ship, failing there doesn't mean he'd fail at a decent club

who's telling the truth?

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>implying Juventus would be able to play tiki-taka
yeah no

I bet he was waiting for the Man U job, but Ole cucked him by unlocking the team.

>VAMOS VAMOS

the exposure will be tremendous

Tbh pedrerol is pretty reliable when it comes to real madrid stuff

I mean Yea Forums thought that he couldn't do it at City. You never know

HHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE ABOUT TO BE EXPOSED AF. SPEE WILL BE BUTTFUCKED ONCE AGAIN

WHAT A WEEK THIS IS ABOUT TO BE. TODAY AND TOMORROW WILL BE GLORIOUS DAYS

8D CHESS
he wasn't there when the boat was sinking, any result from him now will be seen as an improvement

That's like doubting Jesus if he came back to life, 3 times in a row

So Perez panicked and is willing to agree with Zidane's conditions now? I'm sure one of the reasons why Zidane left was because he knew the squad was declining and wanted some fresh meat, but the board disagreed because of the CL win.

>tomorrow
so penaldo is going to be the saviour, right?

damn, zizou is literally the jesus of football

>3 champions later
>Yea Forums still think he will ever get exposed

oh no no no no
*vamos your path*

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Who will be JAMES-ed this time?

...

Why the fuck would he? He is going to get exposed hard

he made CRISTiano the new Messi(ah)

Fraudicius

blasphemy

Pretty based this ZZ embossing

based zizou coming back to real with a 600 millions transfer budget

Hazard and Mane coming. Who else

holy shit it's real

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He got carried to all of those because he was able to get Ronaldo's trust and befriend him. Also he got lucky because he was the next coach after Benitez who Ronaldo hated and was awful at his job.

Zidane is the type of coach that loses 2-0 to Wolfsburg. He will get super exposed, it wont be funny after a few weeks

Cant wait for him to finally getting EXPOSED this time

They are gonna splash 300M on Donatello

It's gonna be Neymar, Hazard isn't mainstream enough with the pakis and sudacas

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Well, the season is technically over for Real Madrid. Knocked out of the CL and domestic cup and with basically no options to win the league. May as well hire the coach envisioned to fix the team in the near future right now so he has more additional time to carefully plan next season.

>spends the rest of the already-finished season rebuilding the team, buying new players and trying out different VAMOS tactics regardless of the results
>comes back strong next season and wins another CL
based Zizou

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>Hazard

Will be a spectacular flop.

peru (gay)

Basically this. Florentino is giving him a free hand now. Probably the transfer negotiations are going to start very soon.

why would he destroy his legacy like this

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————Courtois
—Carvajal—Varane—Ramos—Telles
—Kante—De Ligt—Isco
—Hazard—Icardi—Vinicius

Why mane tho?

>De Ligt
>tf
>tp

>leave because Florentino doesnt like your plans for the future and he wants to stir the ship himself
>BTFO
>have to beg zidane to comeback
Name a more BTFO faggot than florentino perez

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>all these 'muh exposed' kiddies
i'll tell you this as a 20 year+ barça fan: real season is over - no cup, no champions, no league. BUT zidane can improve their morale. their squad is more than enough to achieve a champions league spot. the rebelious figures like ramos or marcelo will either redeem themselves or get the boot at the end of the season. he has 2 and a half months to detect the issues in the squad and to prepare next season. considering all the options (mouyes, poche) it's the best possible outcome for halal.

>De Ligt DM
american education everyone

Zidane wanted him before he left.

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Lopetegui & Solari

>kroos
>Marcelo
It's like you dont want to fix the problems of the team

>he think psg is gonna let mbappe slip
Lmao batman*loko is more possible

he will win another CL next season then immediately resign again

he's going nowhere. too vital for liverpool

METE A VINICIUS CALVO HIJUEPUTA

V A M O S
A
M
O
S

If livershit wins 0 titles he will leave. Coutinho was just important and he left

So was Suarez.

Kek, this chemotherapy sandnigger is going to choke like no tomorrow

The unexposed comes back

>willingly exposing yourself
Yikes

Bye Gareth

>inb4 Donaldo comebacks next summer

Great here come the 50+ Eden Hazard interviews were he pathetically begs Madrid to sign him again.....

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>Courtois

‘Vamos vamos’ only worked because he had top tier proven players like Ronaldo and Marcelo who knew what to do to win without tactical instructions. You can’t use this strategy with literal wobbling retards like Vinicius and Vasquez.

Quads of habbening

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Vasquez played a lot under Zidane and Vinicius is talented.

Courtois
Carvajal-varane-ramos-reguilon
casemiro
Modric-asencio
bayol-jovic-nerman

>neymar going to an adidas sponsored club

Based

>all the penaldofags wishing for him to get exposed so they can pretend penaldo carried him

wtf i love ronaldo again

>Courtois

it's sad really. perhaps tomorrow we will see who carried who. let's hope based atlético puts him in his place

those penaldo morons are gonna be obliterated tomorrow from the board after the bullying, Twain might be dead by then

A por la 14

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what if it's a Ronnie Masterclass episode

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He'll be bailed out by his teammates as usual and you know it

You wanted 14 all you got was 1-4

Bros if he starts making halal win...

He will be unexposable

Will he unlock Vinicius?

my, but he stop him from further exposing by buying Hazard and leaving V on the bench.

it was 8D chess to get a blank cheque from Flo for transfers

>win CL again in 2020

>takes back the french national team in 2021
>win 2022 WC

God's will

I really wanted Florentino to sign that Polish striker from Genoa...

> Elected President in 2027
> Saves France

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You think Deschamps will drop France? the only way he'll drop France is if he doesn't qualify for the Euro, doesn't go past the groupstage of the Euro.
tho' I kinda feel like Deschamps wants to win the CL as a manager to enter in the legend as the goat manager/player

Zizou... not like this...

Milan got him now.

He's going to shout vamos again

juventusboi on suicide watch

>the goat manager/player

current ranking of player + manager career

Zidane
Beckenbauer
Ancelotti
Cruyff
Guardiola
Zagallo

He is going to btfo the non-nations of the Nations League.

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Deschamps will return to Juve and win them the CL

>0 titles this season
yeah, I'm thinking he's EXPOSED

he left in bad term

NOOOOOOOOOO
He's gonna get EXPOSED bros...

>0 goals and 0 (zero) assists
He's FINISHED

too late now hombre

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HE'S
COMING
HOME
LADS

> recreates the Napoleonic empire
> unites Europe
> unites the world
> achieves immortality
> is crowned as god-emperor of mankind
This is my favourite anime now.

Apparently he said it was a mistake to quit and if he could go back in time he wouldn't do it again

>Gaylord Navas

Not under Zidane

>bayol with Zidane
The addmited he was the only player who didn't say goodbye to Zidane
He's so fucking out next season that you don't even believe it. The only winner here is Isco

>z-zizou, help meeee

>The only winner here is Isco
Good

He's the best player in the squad.

>win a billion CLs
>everybody loves you
>leave when the ship starts sinking
>then come back
Bad move. He could have remained forever unexposed.

He politically outmanoeuvred Perez. He truly is the GOAT.

>Solari getting a blowjob in the car from his lawyer while appearing at Valdevebas
woah

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>refball 3 cls and a liga
>leave when the robberies are too obvious to go on
>poonaldo leaves
>aging squad needs full renovation
>var implemented
guys, get ready for the major exposure ever seen
he'll be >zidouyes by next christmas

imagine Zizou at PSG

Perez will give him a blank cheque. Expect a €250m+ summer. It’ll be like 2009 all over again.

oldfag

they said the same when he decided to become a manager, then the same when he won his first cl, his second one, third one..

that's bollocks from the italian press lol

Hazard and someone else won't save this squad.

> 9 month holiday
> No expectations
> Extra 3 months to prepare in the transfer window
> Huge cash pot
> Bale, Ramos, Casemiro, Kroos, Modric all still intact.
> Can sign who he wants

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whats his name

ROMA EMPOLI
youtu.be/oY4T0WAvIfY

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Probably he cares more about the club itself than his personal legacy, which is pretty fucking based in my opinion

> No expectations
You're deluded if you're thinking that

He's gonna be also the next President of Real Madrid. He came to RM on 2000. Let's say he joined also as a RM member (You know ID member as anybody else can be).
To be Real Madrid President you need to have:
>20 years being a RM member
>have 15% of the team's budget at your own (110M$)
Zidane can have those next year, stadium gonna be remodeled for that year, and Florentino will make elections for 2021 and Zidane is gonna be a candidate.

Get read for manager-president Zinedine Zidane

>Cucked out of a wc, while dominating the qualifiers because of Real job.
>Gets fired from said Real job 3 months later

JUST

No he won't. you have to be politician tier to be the president of a big club

Hows life in algeria amidst the protests? Is it something big?

I have no doubt that's the case but it's still a bad move in my opinion. Everyone's going to expect miracles from him and if he doesn't deliver they'll forget everything he's done for Madrid in the past and eat him alive, and he doesn't deserve that

>Zidane, or you came back now or Luca Zidane gets kicked from the team like Enzo
>No please Mr President I'm back right away
Think of the children.

>Ruining your perfect legacy

Whoa...so this the power of African IQ

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he'll be the president of the people

>knew the boat is sinking
>jumpship before it's too late
>comeback when they mentally devasted and you know that sports is just a psychological game so they need a little push
>shout VAMOS VAMOS in the dressing room
>win

Pogba

>0 clean sheets AND 0(zilch) hair this season
So, why is this fraud considered world class, again?

he only won because penaldo carried the entire team for three years, current halal can't win anything no matter who the manager is
they need to sack like half the team AND the president

Vito

he knew that without ronaldo he'd get exposed

>News also saying Florentino is gonna offer Solari a new job in the club
what the fuck Floren

I already have all of her vids

For Zidane to come back means he will have way more power as a head coach, he will have a huge saying in who to hire and who to fire.

> Unexposablism becomes a new religion

>Zidane coming back to R.Madrid
THE STATE OF JAMES RODRIGUEZ

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mass strikes, but still peaceful marches
there are no fights or gun fire or whatsoever , everybody is laughing enjoying his time , I'd say it's a huge party .

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>people think the team is good because of the players not because of you
>leave
>team goes to shit proving you right
>come back and all dissent is eliminated

Well Real are absolute Shit at the moment , the expectations are low compared to what they were when they'd just won the champions league, they'll be rebuilding their team this summer and expected to be back to their form from next season and later so yeah , not gonna be huge expectations

Truly Napoleonesque

lmao

Unexposable.

Stay mad spee.
See you when he lifts even more cups

What the fuck did Penaldo carry? He was their only finisher, I can agree to that, but he didn't carry.

he will be exposed easily without GOATnaldo

if du bs, he will be gone by next March

reckon Flo wouldn't allow him to get rid of some key players. now that the entire fanbase is calling for a revolution he can do as he pleases and Perez won't stop him

twitter.com/SantiClaus/status/1105122720025636864

>tfw we all made fun of Ronaldo and called him a tap in merchant.
>tfw we said anyone can do it
>tfw this season rolls around and no one at real madrid can tap it in, entire team struggling to score

Yea Forumsee might have been wrong again

Lmao

calvo hijueputa

Madrid literally didn't replace a single Ronaldo goal contribution this year

Madrid averaged 108 goals per league campaign over the last 9 years, with Ronaldo averaging 44 G+A

This year they are no pace for 64 goals

Same shit in CL where they got exposed by a team which Ronaldo used to easily statpad against

>The return of VAMOS memes

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Ronaldo got outted in the 1/8 with 1 goal when madrid let him score 15-20 CL goals each year

also the var killed madrid this year

>No Rijkaard

Tf

Looking forward to what will no doubt be one of the most insane summer transfer windows ever

no, they didn't bought in a replacement player who is a poacher

Quints and Zidane wins the CL THIS SEASON

Zizou won’t fall for the Hazard meme.

liverslip

It works both ways: Ronaldo doesn’t have anyone feeding him tap-ins over at Juventus, and Real keeps trying to feed tap-ins to a guy that isn’t there anymore.

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>desperacy
Zoomer brainlet

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Jovic is a manlet

the greatest exposure incoming

he didnt even do that well in la liga. he just relied on talisman penaldo to surge in knockout round CL with no VAR

Dybala IN
Mbappe IN
Havertz IN

Champions League winners 19/20.

Bayol is absolutely gone.

Mbappe will never leave PSG before at least 2022

This, Hazard's parents are from Morocco and Zidane's parents are from Algeria, they won't get along and throw jihad to each other at the end.

Lmao

He's coming to Madrid this summer. PSG is irrelevant.

Why would he come back?
He'll just ruin his legendary reputation by not winning 3 CLs in a row again.

Real Madrid TV gonna start soon talking about Zidane, get ready.
>realmadrid.com/real-madrid-tv

MARCA confirms $1.5 billion dollars in signings prepared

Mbappe, Neymar, Dybala, Icardi

Cry more

Why do people only care about the attack and never the defense?

The defense hasn't really changed, he should be able to unlock Varane again.

I hope he can swim

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will this be the last season of Ramos? Considering his age, his current contreversie etc.

didn't mbappe say he ain't going nowhere like two days ago

It doesn't matter. Mbappe will come to Madrid, whether PSG likes it or not, and whether Mbappe likes it or not.

Money speaks. We are going to break the market.

>Icardi
Zidane isn’t dumb.

Two days ago Zidane wasn't coming back, everybody was saying MOURINHO.
El País retards included, yesterday even also suggesting Seedorf or Karanka before Mourinho next July, what a bunch of faggots.

The transfers are already done. Florentino already talked to everyone involved. No going back.

"Galacticos 2020" is already trademarked

Someone post the Hazard JUST pic

omg omg omg

I think we might be back.
t. h/a/lal

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Genuinely why would he go back?

What's there to gain at this point? wtf

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Someone with the physique of ramos can easily last well past age 35 if he takes care of himself which it looks like he does. I don't think he's going anywhere

millions in the bank

chance to reorganise a failing team for a new challenge

Real's main problem is not being able to score for shit

well they never replaced ronaldo and vinicius is still young

Mbappe has been notified that he will play in Real Madrid next season

A newspaper says they want to buy Neymar for 350m on 45m p/a.
It's so ridiculous that it could actually be true

But he could have got that money elsewhere, sure some arabs or chinks would have paid
His legacy is sorted, this new challenge could leave him EXPOSED

>hello friend my old darkness

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VAR actually helped real this year

He likes Real Madrid, lives in Madrid and his kids play in Real Madrid.

Any rumors about left back? Marcelo is dead, Regullion only decent and for years full backs are most important players in Madrid tactic.

depend on the game, overall you're right

but this call on Ajax was unfair, ball was out

How does such a transfer even work? Like do they just give hard cash or just some stocks and stuff?

I mean who has 350 million just laying around?

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it wasn't out. it was in. everybody always post the same angle in front of the ball that shows it out, meanwhile the angle on the side shows it is in

Real Madrid has 1.5 billion dollars of fresh cash sitting in the bank

I'm sorry lads, I hate halal as much as anyone, but I don't think this man will ever be exposed in our lifetime

That can't be true.

that money is only for the renovation of the stadium

>Hazard's parents are from Morocco
they're not

Real Betis Junior Firpo is on the list, yet maybe it will go more than 30M$. His agent is Brahim's dad.

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Well at least 1
>Carine Hazard originated from Morocco. His mother belonged to Muslim confession, and Eden chose the same religion for himself.

Florentino is either going to say "fuck the stadium" or he got a sponsor to pay 100% for it

People insulted him in the stadium. Florentino is seeing red right now. He's a cornered bull and he will spend his way out of this.

this is great news for me.

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HE'S COMING HOME
HE'S COMING HOME
HE'S COMING
VAMOS' COMING HOME

So which clubs are going to suffer the most from Real's spending spree? Who has to watch out?


Also Bayol will definitely leave the Club now, but where will he go?

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he doesn't care about what the real customers think, they're the dumbest people in the world

Time for Mbappe to prove himself in a real league.

>Also Bayol will definitely leave the Club now, but where will he go?

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>lso Bayol will definitely leave the Club now, but where will he go?

Besiktas?

Madrid is like a small town, everybody knows everybody. He cares 100%. He can't even walk the place without being pestered. He's fucking mad and is prepared to offload all the cash.

This

if ben yedder can prove himself in la liga anybody can prove themselves in la liga

>suffer
In a good or bad way? Chelsea and Tottenham. Florentino is good pals with PSG and CITY with that no-agression pact.
>Bayol
Going back to Tottenham or exchanged with Hazard at Chelsea if they got a free pass from the UEFA ban

M E G A R A R E
E A
G R
E E

NAP is gone. Everybody is on their own now.

>real steals neymar to psg
>neymar becomes takes tsu's legacy with benzema's assists

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they take a loan just like any company would. plus transfer fees that high are almost always paid on several instalments.

Becomes a striker*

>no one left but zidane
>yea it was zidane that made them triumph
your country needs to be sterilized

Guys, what if... Rabiot goes to R. Madrid now?

He wanted full control and they wouldn't give it to him, and now he has it.

V A M O S
A
M
O
S

youtube.com/watch?v=2IX8-2mrNe4

Flo is scummy af, if Zidane tells him he wants Mbappe he'll start talking to him on their backs like he always does

no one wants him nor his mum

>1 pacelord please

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This was Floren's face when Zidane left... I wonder how'll be his face tomorrow

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>not Philly Union

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CLASICO IS BACK BOYS

>Kylian, you start on monday, show up in Valdebebas at 6 AM
>I paid 500 million dollars for you, don't forget it
>*click*

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I imagine he probably doubled his salary by doing it + as other said he probably will have full control over the team

literally everyone does that, it's just Real does it better than anyone else

realmadrid.com/noticias/2019/03/comunicado-oficial?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=organico
GOAT is back on the menu

If Zidane actually knew the team would fall off, and only left so Perez could re-sign him for 2x the wages, then I must say Zidane might the most based french/arab ever

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Imagine he wins another CL. That would be the ultimate goat

He sucks Hazard's dick non stop since he's 18

Also dont pretend asensio, Vinicius, L Vasquez or Bale are better please
Neymar wont leave Qatar before 2022 and mbappe is a speed poney who is already made fun of on every french forums

These managerial returns never work out.

>i rate zidane

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I don't believe in Neymar or Mbappe. Psg arab treat this personal and he would rather keep them on the bench then selling. I think Hazard is certain, maybe Icardi.

Who would even buy him with his glass legs, what would they sell him for like 50m

PSG are about to get railed by FFP and will have to sell Mbappe and Neymar to Real for a combined 20M or else get thrown out of the CL.

Trust me my dad works for UEFA.

SOLARI OFFICIALLY OUT (they offered him another job in the club)
ZIDANE TODAY AT 20:00 SPANISH TIME

VAMOS VAMOS

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Is he the new kit man?

UEFA will never do anything directly against City or PSG because they know they wont win the lawsuit if one of them sues. They will just continue to fuck them over with ref decisions

>PSG
>or else get thrown out of the CL
they don't need any more help doing that senpai

>Barça talks at team backs to a player
>Always gets caught and ends paying more than it was supposed to
>Real Madrid talks at team backs to a player
>Florentino makes a new friend
FUCKING HOW
This for example, is the first time that I see the president/DM of the selling team in the presentation from the buyers team

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Fuck yeah, HERE WE GO LADS

GALACTICOS 2020

>PRESS CONFERENCE AT 20:20

huge mistake

no way he can repeat what he did before

will get exposed hard

I suppose they'll send him back to Real Madrid B, would be funny.

>Carine Hazard originated from Morocco. His mother belonged to Muslim confession, and Eden chose the same religion for himself.
What, no ...look at the source of that, how dense can one be
fucking moors always trying to claim everyone for their fucked up pedo cult

>hoy
hoy
>hoy
hoy

the absolute machiavellian.

realmadrid.com/noticias/2019/03/comunicado-oficial

lmao where did you find this load of shit

and so what? dumb rule to prevent talks

Ladssssss he will flop extra fuckign hard doesnt he? Do we even have a chance for europa league next season?

spaniards are experts at bullshit

you will apologize very soon for that

only way he doesn't get exposed is if perez spends a billion in the summer

>t. zinedine zidane

>Icardi

who

What's this guy thinking that he can win three years in a row, take some time off, then come back and be successful again?

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Whats this?

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perez just spend a billion for zizou to comeback la

>icardi
Lol, that shitter will be playing at Triestina soon

He's a kabyl

>goes back to a team that will never have ronaldo ever again
hmmm

cuz now hes back he can ask 2X the money, and actually choose the signings because Tito Flo got exposed with the shit he signed this season. He knew he needed a Penaldo replacement and nobody listened to him.

Say the word, Yea Forums

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a 10/10 giving a football preview

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Cant wait for this faggot to be exposed.No matter how much he spends he cant replace Ronaldo.

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>ronaldo may get kod of the CL for the first time in 4 years
>we havent seen the mental midget go through a final or even score after r16 for 4 years
>lol ronaldo is so shit messi the goat
Surrounded by morons

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Give a futher disclosure or a proof to back your argument

Name

GOAT

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more an 8/10

this

Dude, Icardi is a Serie A shitter. No way madrid is buying the argentine Stuani.

only sons. good genes.

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benfica president did the same thing when he sold gonçalo guedes to psg. and yeah, mendes was also the 3rd party involved

>he's a kabyl

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Mendes as World Peace negotiator when

>shaven legs

Just made some research, is not safe.

No all clubs talk between themselves first. Real is the only one that always talks first with the player so he can start undermining his own contract with his club usually ruining the season. Cancer of a club.

is cp m8

THE MASTERMIND
THE RATED ONE
UNEXPOSABLE

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>yfw Zizou wins the CL next season and maintains a ratio of CL titles to seasons coached of above one

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raton siberiano?

Delete this

yes

>tfw born too late to conquer the galaxy in the name of Dieu-Empereur Zizou

>Kanté

But he's ugly and black, Real don't like that.

>NoTsu
>VAR

Retard movement from Zidane. He will be exposed.

Board theme: youtube.com/watch?v=nrOLGifnMJk

Vinicius

have you seen Vinicus

youtube.com/watch?v=SJpceRKRr3M
>tfw you're a better actor than a professional football coach

>Zidaneposting and Unexposed-posting again

Truly the best of times

Not rating Zidane after everything that's happened.

I assume that Solari will retake control of Castilla?

I rate him even when he fails now
Shows guts to come back

Enjoy pulishit

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would convert/10
>every male is a bald fraud who claps to the sound of the national anthem "VAMOS"

He wouldn't come back unless they offered him major players and full control.

Zidane will reform this team, kick many of the old faggots, and hire new players.
He will be able to do whatever he has in mind now.
No more retarded management and president to control him.

>im putting together a team
>you in?

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LESS THAN 20 MINUTES UNTIL ZIDANE SPEAKS

Shaved my head in honor of zidane lads

vamos, vamos, dis gonna be good.

91402123 and Real Madrid wins another 3 CL's in a row with Zidane

>shouldn't hurt his legacy
the guy who got sent off in a world cup final for headbutting a guy and thereby ruined his team's chances of winning should worry about hurting his legacy?

He performed the redemption arc by saving halal

>1.5 billion dollars in CASH
>argentinian accounting

of course is not true. Madrid couldnt sign any replacement for Tsu because they didnt want to end the season in negative budget
balance.

Winning three CL in a row is a financial disaster if you promise millionaire bonuses and if you must pay for all the refballing shit. Florentino literally bought three CL. kek.

8 seconds

HE'S HERE

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What's he thinking right now?

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his wife is a class A milf

GOAT IS BACK
youtu.be/QSdu1R5_hiU

>helps juventus win a cl
>comes back to win with Madrid again

Im so in for this

link

>zoomers thinking zidane will be able to do anything instead of getting megaexposed and sacked next christmas
lmao
oh to be young and naive again

god i wish i had a wife that would support me

realmadrid.com/real-madrid-tv

THINEDINE THIDANE

THITHOU

m u y f e l i z

lmao he thanks solari for his services

ZITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

VAAAAAMOOOOOS

This is how you fix the team

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>I know it's a special day for everyone and I'm very happy. That is the most important. As the president said, I'm happy to go home. I think then we're going to have questions. I have nothing to say but that, I'm happy to come back. I want to work again and put club where it needs to be. The only thing for me is to start working tomorrow

>keeping varane

le meme le entrene

They can't afford him also he wouldn't agree. He can't get fit in normal mediterranean culture how he would do that in shittier middle eastern mixed shithole?

He's a good sub

>he was exposed at laliga and lacopa last year
>refballing plus meme Karius made halal win CL
>Zizu never exposed

The selective memory of real Manolos

don't forget
>finish 18 points from barcelona in liga
>whoa he's such a great motivator and manager!
lmao

>press conference not even over
>antis already nervous af

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fuck real, but 3 CL's in a row and won lel liga in his first whole season

NEET for 9 months

Black DM is a RM staple, Makelele and Essien were based. And you kante wont be phased at all

the reporters are seething, everytime I hear on twitter that the media loves Madrid, what went wrong

>all those refballs
truly impressive lol

what did the bald fraud say in this press conference?

why don't anybody else win 3 times in a row then? I remember Inter and Chelsea geting refballed against Barcelona, but Inter still won

If He puts Real Madrid back on track once more, this will be the absolute most based move in the entire history of this game
And if he doesn't...we're gonna forgive him anyway

>courtois
>implying

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Imagine being this fucking dumb because you're blinded by your seething envy. Pathetic.

BASÉ

If he can't fix this Madrid squad, then no one else had a chance to do it anyway

Le footy lad look

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gaaaaaay

Unironically this. Isco will be the player of the year next year.

Stupid sexy Zidane.

Luca is Zidane's double. Not sure what the fuck happened to poor Enzo.

wtf

is it a hint about hazard?

>it's the american obsessed with isco

Bale is put for sure. Also he was signed now to ensure that they stay within the Champions League group in La liga since they lost. If they slip past 4th they'd be out so he's on to ensure they stay 4th or better. It's not gonna be a cake walk.

I was wondering why nobody didn't catch that in here

Baise

>Trusting another dominican soccer player

fag

Imagine your mom dressing like a slut and you being comfortable wearing tiny shorts.

Absolute degenerates.

>dressing like a slut

A bikini?
Incel shit has gone too far

fuck off Mohammed

The absolute state of Real Mandril.

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based copt

that bitch is almost showing her clit
too much

How dfq is she supposed to be dressed on a boat?
Any wouldn't you be comfortable wearing shorts?

I wonder how many americans have actually been on the beach

lmao all the seething redditors thinking based zizou gets exposed

kek
wearing a bikini on a boat with your sons and husband is being a slut

This man is already unexposable and has proved it. Literally anything else that happens now is pointless

Reminder that this was what Zidane could do in La Liga.
>Still 17 points away from league champions.

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He won 1.5 liga in 2.5 years.

Won the 2017 one easy. On his half in 2016, he was 14 points behind and came back to 1 point.

1.5/2.5 is one of the best ratio ever. Especially with 3 CL and 9 trophees in 2.5 years.

don't really understand this move by le unexposable man

>left because he knew he wouldn't be able to win like he did
>comes back to the team that can't win
I can't understand

how do someone win 1.5 leagues?

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Perez agreed to give Zidane the players he wants this summer so he can show Europe once again how you win CLs.

you finish 10th

The stated fucking goal is second place. Seriously when you do this frothing at the mouth hatred of Real it only hurts your position. I don't even get where it comes from. How can you hate a football club so viscerally?

He cute.

>be unexposed GOAT
>prove you're unexposed GOAT
>now free to fuck around and do whatever

>Interview with Florentino a couple of hours ago
>Mr President, Neymar or Mbappe?
>I like them both

UH-OH!

The actual fuck are you talking about? When did I ever say I hate Real, all I was doing was showing a table saying that their league drought may not help with Zidane.

he left as a king he's back as a god

he read Yea Forums calling him a fraud and CL babby and now he's back with a vengeance.

UNEXPOSABLE and /VAMOS/ posting returns just in time to save nu-Yea Forums

Twain is Romanian, yes, but he is not the fucking >penaldo shitposter, no evidence. Fuck they don't even type the same way.

>It is understood Real have made a proposal to Chelsea, who value Hazard at £100million despite the fact he will only have 12 months left on his contract at the end of the season.
telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/03/11/real-madrid-make-move-eden-hazard-zinedine-zidane-return-boosts/

"I do not want to forget what we won [the Champions League], but also not forget the bad things we did all together last year," he said. "We lost La Liga early, we lost the Copa del Rey, we won the Champions League, OK, but I know where I am. When you are at the top, sometimes, you must know that some things are wrong. Many players had won for five, six, seven years. The team needed a change, so I felt it necessary to leave [last summer]. It was a decision I had to take. And now this is another decision I had to take. I had various offers, but did not want to go to any other club. When the president called me to return, I could not say no."

>Based Zizou

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Based

The absolute based madman. He'll win the CL another three times in a row and retire again.

how people still talk about mbappe being the goat after the 5 slip he dide in a 1vs1 against united

Poch confirmed trapped at Spurs.
>Artisanal Cheese is back on the menu boys.

>thinking Azzar can replace Penaldo

Bayol is better desu

On a related note, if Zidane somehow manages to win another CL with the state of this Real team, it might actually be a greater accomplishment than anything he did his 1st time around desu

>300m to spend

He’s not getting exposed anytime soon.

>implying bayol wont go to poonited

Nah he’s sabotaging spurs so he can have CL footy at United next season

You forgot your anime pic.

(You)

Oh god, here comes another CL Trophy for Real next year.
Zidane is just unstoppable...unexposable.

Barca should hire Materazzi as coach, he's our only hope...

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That's like 2 players he can buy in today's market

>Anshit over Capello
Get the fuck out

>Until June of 2022
He's got Perez by the balls.

Hola Perez, my old friend.
I see that you have to build a new team for Zidane.
Might I offer Ricardo Rodriguez, Diego Laxalt, Davide Calabria, Suso and Calhanoglu to you?
Tell you what...If you also take Riccardo Montolivo I will give you a discount since you're an old friend..say...30m euro for all these exemplary players?
Deal?

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Proxy off Florentino

based

Based

Will he be WHUs signing to replace Arnautovich then?

based

I heard Zidane is pretty hard headed.