/comfycric/

Uggos don't have sex.

Sune
Like an acid stream
Sune
Like a shinin' vein
Sune
With your moonlight sheen
Sune
With your open gaze
Sune
With your still dark dreams

bit conflicted lads

smash until she leaves mate don't waste the opportunity

absolute state of the goblinposter

Never hurts to spend more time with people you like lad, live for the now if you don't have anybody else on the backburner

Don't get too attached if she's moving away mate

wouldn't get this advice in the other thread

In the interest of /comfycric/ I will let you have this thread lad, you seem to need it more than me

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Conflicting advice here lads...

oi Zachy you here m8

Did you guys see this thread? Apparently a random baseball player would be the greatest cricket player of all time and the best cricket player couldn't play high school GIRLS softball. Isn't that interesting?

comfycric wins in the end lads

Can somebody show me how to filter american flags? Bit sick of having to lose brain cells every time I open a thread

She said she was going to Stratford in Victoria for at least 6 months, but might come back or might stay there.

I need more experience dating than sex desu. I can get sex reasonably easy, but I've never had a girlfriend before.

This sounds like the best advice I reckon. Is it weird that she deleted her tinder account (or just unmatched me) since we've met, but I've gone out with her today and gonna see her again on the weekend. And she sent me friend requests on facebook and snapchat.

You're a massive faggot and you need to go to Yea Forums because cricket isn't a sport

Cricket is pin the tail on the donkey

she's going to get STRAFFO'D every night in Wattle Glen while watching capeshit and there's nothing you can do about it

KEK

Looks like you already lost too many if you can't figure it out, pajeet. Further proof cricket is for retards.

Sad fact of life this, nothing we can do I'm afraid

Hey did you guys see that cricket got exposed as a pathetic non sport for literal subhuman faggots? Isn't that interesting?

what she doing in Stratford?

thats pretty far out

>be kissless virgin
>decide to pay hooker to lose virginity
>CNN wants to feature the experience in documentary
>CNN host notices I'm having trouble getting hard
>host decides to strip to help out

starts at 9:30

vimeo.com/284819112

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Think my addiction to transexual pornography may be impacting my ability to get a girlfriend lads

fuck up josh, get a job you fat cunt

Her best friend moved there a while back, and she said she's moving there to 'muster horses and do something different'. She also said she might work in the ski season in Victoria

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top kek

/pol/ will tell you CNN is bad

Did you show her this thread?
If you did, she might have found out you like cricket which would explain the elaborate story and why she unmatched you

>dumb fucking sceptic thinks being unmatched is bad

>desperate virgin is gonna get ghosted by a whore and is bragging

Did you see this thread?
Cricket is a joke!

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>meet in real life
>she immediately deletes tinder
>still sees you several times after

meaning she's not looking for other guys and has focused on you

he's still going a day later

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>makes up excuse to ghost you
>fucks multiple dudes while seeing you
>replaces you

Cricket is fir brainlets i swear to god. Watching you guys try to refute this thread
Has been utterly hilarious.

Oi m8 met me a lass on the popular d8ing app whor! Met her in real life and the cheeky wench deleted me then suddenly revealed she's moving very far away. That's call love right m8s?

Cricket is NOT a sport.

still here lads

world cup in soon mate

AFL

Who are you going to bandwagon in this year’s IPL?

For me it’s CSGAY

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good vibrations is such a genius song top 5 bangers in musical history

who is dan christian playing for?
that team

It's the only good beach boys song. Don't try to pretend otherwise

pune because indians pronounce it like poon and that's something I'm about lmao

Did you guys see this? Not only could the cricket player not hit a single baseball, the baseball player out performed the cricket player at cricket with no prior experience. That, to me, is the most incredibly telling part. Dominated in your own sport. If I was an overweight whore I'd make up a story about moving across the country too.

Me and the missus

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Fun Fun Fun

every song on smile and pet sounds is excellent
youtube.com/watch?v=5gu-hzfhv10

I just said DON'T try to pretend otherwise. Dumb fucking niggers.

Low quality woman for a low quality man

ok ok
sheesh

from a musical theory perspective, good vibrations shouldn't be good it just simply doesn't make sense no matter how you view it but yet it is an unapologetic banger

Me and the mrs

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what's she doing there mate

Just sucking off one of her clients

in awe at the brilliance of this album

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Don’t think he’s been drafted this year
I bandwagoned pune when Dhoni played for them

looking good mate

yep

listening to good vibrations again

>Queensland 115
>South Australia 67/7 * (24 ov)

what's going on here

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listening to a cock

watching psl and looking at the crowd. im thinking pakistan might be white

currently listening to ooo... ooooo oooo by YouTube. Absolute classic

Real banger of a choon innit?

for me, it's God Only Knows

>everyone moved to this thread
AND I DIDN'T KNOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

oh nononono

any morning thoughts lads

but you have zero knowledge of music theory Josh.

Thought I'd skip /cric/ today.

You can’t skip /cric/ mate, that’s like skipping your workout. Your brain is going to wither and go flabby.

got an inflamed hip flexor and can't go to work lad

>BJ Watling has a hamstring injury, and Peter Bocock, the Northern Districts keeper, will keep wickets at least for the first session.

>BJ out
>Bocock in
Who comes up with these names??

peem pist poosday :D :D :D

reckon unleash wagner early

Based Peter BIGcock

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need to quit cigarettes, also alcohol
but on the other hand, I like them
what a conundrum

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Switch to vape for the cigs. Dramatically safer.

I got a vaporiser but I still smoke cigarettes as well. kind of stupid but I'm a pretty stupid guy.

>cigarettes
You know those can make hair loss worse right?

LE EVERY BRITISH FLAG IS ZACHY EPIC MEME!!!!xDDDD

Am I wrong?

I have smoked since I was 16 and have experienced not a single grey hair

I wouldn't expect you to have any grey hair smoking less than two years.

boult goat

getting a little worried here lads

If pajeets are good at it, it’s not a sport

Simple as

ex gf is dating a chocolate face lads, wonder if he's as lazy as she is in bed?

BASED wagner

was henry, dare i say, lucky to even get a single wicket?

Just saw Gertie Boult at Moore Wilson's in wellington I think

Was she with Louie? He loves a good ear scratch.

damn thought this was gonna last into the late arvo guess nt

Nah had a baby in a stroller though.

Bit grey and may rain so probably best to get it done asap

sun blaring in lyall

...

Been listening to this album a lot lads

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cannot wait to watch new partridge when I get in

based bad taste in music retard

WAGGOD

CHIN MUSIC

waGOD

worried about how much my car service will cost

don't get cigs

smoked plenty in my time but I really don't get any kind of pleasure from them

Prisoner of the Sun is a banger

Girl at work asked me to come to a dinner with her on Wednesday but I’m working so couldn’t. So that’s playing on my mind

> trusting cheap chinkshit vapes

Not thanks lads I’ll keep my cigs. History is fully of great minds who smoked tobacco. It’s the thinking mans addiction.

sciencealert.com/toxic-levels-heavy-metals-heating-coil-ecigarette-vaping

So true
Paraphrased as well

>smeggo vapes
not surprised

>he doesn't smoke
>he doesn't drink
>he doesn't gamble
>he doesn't fuck prostitutes
>he doesn't do drugs
>he doesn't steal
>he doesn't sell drugs
>he doesn't listen to noise rock

never knew this poomunity was so full of sheltered faggots

Great minds die young.
Sebbo doesn’t have a great mind.

Gamble once in a blue moon. Drink a couple times a month. Noise rock when the mood grabs me. Everything else, nope.

>2019
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but it kills you

And? Was life a contest about who lives the longest?

>it's addicting!!!

It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation

>it's....IT'S EXPENSIVE!!!

Who forces you to buy a pack every day, fucking peat-gavel

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are we having this discussion again ?

I tried in uni, didn't really get anything out of it. Honestly became somewhat averse to it. Smoked some tobacco that'd gone stale and got sick. Haven't touched the shit since (over 10 years).

>balding fat cunt
Fuck up Josh

>>it's addicting!!!
>It's not, as long as you're not under-aged and you can smoke in moderation
...
>it's not addicting if you're 18
>it's addicting if you're 17
spotted the brainlet

new korean lady at my local AMP offered a prostate massage lads temped to get one next visit

I don't smoke at all and I barely drink but I get totalled on acid and mushies when I go out to the lake.

based FHG

Outside is my jam.

Never heard something so kiwi

The title track makes me sad
“I know I loved you did I even deserve it when you returned it”

Wtf is wrong with Bangladesh they've been swinging for the fences when they should be batting our a draw.

will we win by an innings lads

>the virgin win by an innings
>the chad win by 10 wickets

based FUCKING wagner

Poojibul deserves an upper cut for being a lying cunt

In London burger rankings I put honest burgers at a 7
Top is still patty and bun in borough with an 8.8

GODNER FIVEFA

GONE

FUCK OFF BACK TO PAKISTAN YOU USELESS BROWN CUNTS

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY

kek
KEK
K E K

>bungledesh
why do they even bother trying

>7 wickets before lunch

ah yes

the prestigious bangladesh lower order

>Ireland win
>South Africa win
>New Zealand win
>England win
>Australia win

Definitely a good time to be a white man

>MUH FIVE DAY MATCH IS A TEST OF ENDURANCE
>play two days and a session
wow this sure is a """difficult""" spoort you have here

And a white woman

no it's never good to be a white woman, such a grim class of humanity

any shield streams lads?

might order some breakfast when I get in to uni

thinking avo and poached eggs

*puts my balls on your face*

i pee smell soon lads

Just took a break from work to congratulate NZ on another impressive test victory. What a team. What a nation. Inspiring stuff.

Thank you for your kind truth bomb, and the same to you my friend.

get Whiteman in the WC team

>CT Bancroft c †Paine b Bird 27 (47b 5x4 0x6) SR: 57.44
YIKES

or have Handscomb keep

time to end the Carey meme

Just cancel the world cup and give it to New Zealand now. Save us all money and time.

If England don’t win it this year we will never win it

England are never winning it

tired lineup that has been found out

for the Ashes:
Cummins
Richardson
Bird
Pattinson

can’t see a 4 man team winning a test series desu

then you're not seeing what I'm getting at and quite frankly you're never going to make it

nice bait

ok

Might need more players.

t. Casual

Starc is shit
Hazlewood is shit in England

'chabin bla
x

>ACC calling for their annual pound of flesh.
How can I get my money’s worth out of these cunts lads? I’ve not claimed anything in years but they love carving a piece off the self employed.

Literally all the good guys bar Australia.

Get some physio.
Costs the government an arm and a leg.

or get a note from your GP for once a week massages or something

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yummo!

why do Americans think massages are a genuine form of therapy

>feels good
>plenty of 'em
>cheap
ezpz

you think they're cheap at first but then they keep asking for tips wtf
never give them any, they get paid a salary

can get a 1 hour massage for $40 with tip
try your chinatowns next time

They do provide pain relief, but that's about it. If you've got someone with a legitimate injury that's participating in an intensive rehabilitation program, massage is a reasonable component of it particularly to the extent it can help avoid a dose of painkillers. The problem is most of the time you get these people who just get massage with no significant exercise therapy and they think it'll make them better.

this^

is this hoc general?

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>still falling for the bird is good in England meme

They also prescribe an endless list of pills for mental health problems with phenomenal costs

Дa

Americans are exploited at every turn but will thank the government for their freedom and that they didn't turn out like other British colonies eg Canada New Zealand Australia

Most psych meds are dirt cheap or can be reasonably substituted with something that's dirt cheap if you actually talk to your prescriber about cost considerations. It's the biologics, especially monoclonal antibodies, that are really outrageous, and some of them have limited efficacy anyway. Many of the stories you hear about people whining about being unable to afford their meds are people who are being prescribed something they don't really need and are too dumb to question it.

well done m8.

Mark wood to win the world cup for england
Anderson to win the ashes for england, simple

Another nrlel player was suspended today lads. Drink driving lmao

he’s not me you dumb fuck. I don’t smoke . But literally the only thing that has a negligible effect on hairloss is the hormone DHT

*non-negligible

Imagine seething so hard you reply to a five-hour-old comment, make a boneheaded typo, and feel the need to correct it with a follow-up post.

Also you look like you smoke lad. If not cigs, then dick.

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KEK every time

t. Can't cope with Starc being Australias number one test bowler

> 182 posts
> 33 IPs

yikes

it's just become a (you) farming general, a lot of people get their dopamine from just stirring shit

>accuses others of being shit-stirrers
>be the shit-stirrer in chief
Here’s your (you).

thanks, rook

Bangladesh I'm sorry, for you The Chase is over.

We should all send poojibul mean and derogatory messages on facebook about how shit his team as and how smelly Bangladesh is.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ZAGWENYAAAAAAAAA

BABABITZIBABAAA

reckon there's a wire hitting my cpu fan lads

Seems a bit strange for a PS4 to do that?

cric is a meme thread, no one actually watches cricket lol. just figured out

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anything more pathetic than a bored hoc poster fishing for cheap (You)s lads?

look at the thread, literally 0 (zero) cric related posts, the fuck u saying

This is not the post. It is, however, the truth.

Not falling for your Jew tricks, Igor. Go fish for (You)s in low-IQ threads.

>giving a Russian a shadow(you)
lad you might as well be sucking his cock

poor little kiwi. meme thread, meme country, meme life. you keep talking to me without (you)ing me, frodo.

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>be russian
>gay
>get executed

>got triggered so bad bcs of someone is telling the truth already

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Have never (You)ed a dirty Slav, and never will.

shut up sebbo Bell you fat fuck

any anti vaxxers here?

those quints just cured my polio lad.

Could we have just one evening when Zachy, Richo, Joshy or Fatguts aren't the centre of fucking attention? Just once? Fuck those shitheads.

My children will never know the sting of the needlejew.

Based

No, excuse me, this is NOT based around all.

*dabs measles on you*

Vaccines cause autism and then children grow up to be 4channel posters.

Pretty sure measles is one you're supposed to get as a kid.

This is not comfy at all lads, op lied to me

Jokes on you, I wasn't vaccinated and I'm level 5 on the spectrum. Check and mate.
*dabs at precisely 5 second intervals 5 times*

Here try this for comfy

*farts on you*

thats chicken pox

Oh.

>you now realise your parents intentionally exposed you to an infectious disease in the guise if a "children's slumber party"
Sons of bitches.

>Even in previously healthy children, measles can cause serious illness requiring hospitalization. One out of every 1,000 measles cases progresses to acute encephalitis, which often results in permanent brain damage. One or two out of every 1,000 children who become infected with measles will die from respiratory and neurological complications.

yep get the kids to the measles party lads

*rearranges your alphabetised books and DVD's*

*moves all the furniture around while you're sleeping*

Reckon a massive measles outbreak in the pacific island community wouldn't go amiss.

Why do the Kiwi's only play tests against minnow nations, is it because they're stats padders?

Pretend this reply is an image of a Makita belt sander with yellow sandpaper around the drums

this is the post
this is the post

Has Will.i.am.'s son done enough to overtake Kohli in the best batsman rankings?

*REEEEEEEs at exactly 50 decibels*

can someone tell me how the test rankings work
want to know what Williamson has to do to get to the top

nope and hes injured for the third statpad

grim
how can you tell, I can't figure out the system at all

i assume there would be a news story about it

he is very close to beating his average though

>Afghanistan have pulled out of a proposed tour of Zimbabwe next month over a disagreement about broadcasting the five ODIs, according to a release from Zimbabwe Cricket.
sad stuff
could've been kino

>he is very close to beating his average though
>scores of 200* and 74
of course he's going to beat his average cazzie
won't be listening to any more of your uninformed opinions. don't reply

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Cheers cuzzie bro you too.

don't think the system is just based off averages
>The ICC Player Rankings are a sophisticated moving average. Players are rated on a scale of 0 to 1000 points. If a player’s performance is improving on his past record, his points increase; if his performance is declining his points will go down.
>The value of each player’s performance within a match is calculated using an algorithm, a series of calculations (all pre-programmed) based on various circumstances in the match.
>All of the calculations are carried out using pre-programmed formulae, using the information published in a Test match scorecard. There is no human intervention in this calculation process, and no subjective assessment is made.

For a batsman, the factors are:
>Runs scored
>Ratings of the opposing bowling attack; the higher the combined ratings of the attack, the more value is given to the batsman’s innings (in proportion)
>The level of run-scoring in the match, and the team’s innings total; an innings of 100 runs in a match where all teams scored 500 is worth less than 100 runs in a match where all teams were bowled out for 200. And if a team scores 500 in the first innings and 200 in the second innings, a century in the second innings will get more credit than in the first innings (because the general level of run scoring was higher in the first innings)
>Out or not out (a not out innings receives a bonus)
>The result. Batsmen who score highly in victories receive a bonus. That bonus will be higher for highly rated opposition teams (i.e. win bonus against the current Australia team is higher than the bonus against Bangladesh.)

Run this through your algorithm nerd

*farts*

Damn. What brain level is the ICC on here?

Thought really if I were ICC I'd use the fib levels to confirm areas of support or resistance in the player's abilities to see if he'd really broken through to a higher stage or was just vacillating within a normal corridor.

for me, it's believing Williamson has done enough to jump in the rankings

Kohli is ten times tie batsmen Williamson is

yeah but it would be hilarious if fraudiamson pipped him
afaik neither India or New Zealand are playing tests for the next couple months so it would stay like that for a good while

imagine the seething pissrat rage

your world number 1 test batsman Kane Williamson

not get injured

Fitting it's fitting that the measles outbreak is located in Christchurch. Being a brain damaged mong is a cantabrian tradition.

NOTHING AND NO ONE of value has come from crushedchurch.

God is punishing Christchurch for Daniels blasphemy

Turmeric tea t b h lads.

Tsk.

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>god
yikes

Daniel

Lapsang Souchong for me thanks m8.

grim
only stick the stuff in bread

hah well have you tried it steeped in hot piss?

do try it.

no I haven't lad
do mix in some lentils too though

some pumpkin seeds as well yum scrum

hm hot lentil turmeric urine teashake, do try it

do a separate pumpkin loaf

For me it's wheat flour, rye flour, caraway seeds, water, salt, and yeast.

Something to consider: a cross-section of cric topics in 2019 so far:
>dog-fucking
>creepshots
>paedophiles
>erectile dysfunction caused by anti-baldness medication
>someone's dead mother
>urine bread

>falling for the bread jew

>make it one word, its better m8

dont forget darksouls

>we play bangladesh in tests again before we play south africa

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>make it two words, its better m8

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>wagon wheel posting
>Tennant Creek larper

...

ah yes
ah yes

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Report wars

is pic related cricket?

happy to see /cric/ is having a good year so far

It honestly is fucking trash that you need leg side and off side labeled. If you don’t know that Virat Kohli bats right-handed, you shouldn’t even be watching cricket.

>shamelessly ripping off every gimmick ever invented because being a fucking fat cunt american isn't a personality

Cringe and rent free

shut up idiot

Honestly? Based

When is /afl/ going to be up lads? getting kind of sick of /cric/

>week long gap in the schedule between JLT and the regular season

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Kek spotted the balding criclet that doesn’t know Kohli bats right-handed.

/afl/ is dead thanks to bigfooty

I’ll make it bla

Never heard of it.

literally about half of white men look to have some degree of balding by 35 in my opinion, not sure it should be an insult

also losing hair on dutasteride is no doubt impossible so technically i’m not ‘balding’, whereas certain men ITT most certainly are (even if they havent noticed it yet) by virtue of not being on dutasteride

Jesus fuck Zach you're monotonous.

>i'm taking hair loss drugs i can't have male pattern baldness
the absolute fucking specimen

You may reply to this post OYE HOYE if you live in a top 2 test cricket nation.

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kiwis love E celebs

OYE HOYE

H
O Y E
Y
E

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OYE HOYE

not denying I have been mpb inflicted so far , just would deny i currently ‘balding’ i’e going from a certain amount of baldness to more bald

nah all you kiwi nonce fucks are the most monotonous fucks around ...it’s either a post about some e-celeb, ‘OHE HOYE’, a picture of Neil wager or an Asian gf post. Absolute state of it

All me AMA.

why do you still post here past the age of 30?

Theses are all VERY pertinent to cricket whereas you balding is, dare I say, fucking not.

I'm 21.

me? none of those things

I never bring up mpb

give us a quick OYE HOYE mate
for the team

oooo hoooo

you're not over 30?

28 next month

ooo very sad! for the lads.

fuck mate you look 35 at least.

definitely do not

Alright lads, how old does Zach look?

mid thirties

33, 34

Older than 28.

but this is me

you're fucking gorgeous , I'll give you that

unironically thought he was just an older looking 25

35

younger that 28

daily toil is done, done the dishes, day 5 no booze, don't know how they do it, being a normie is so fucking boring. Even the Brian Cox doco on ABC is looking tempting

normie midweek pro-tip:
get bongs and codeine extra in
you and DL freaky movies

can’t wait to pick up my daily banitsa on the way to toil lads

whats banista precious

I have a full head of hair and can produce and maintain a very healthy erection

well netflix just offered me another free trial, so there

A few weeks back I bought a Nespresso machine and let me tell you guys, I have not looked back.

>very healthy erection
alright Alan partridge

What if the guy fucking you wants to look in your eyes

based goosey turning 30 lads

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i got the aldi version

same, its very good

no better feeling than doing a huge shit
ridiculous before and after

shopping at aldi is only justifiable if you're poor as fuck and can't make ends meet
it's completely destroying Australian green grocers

only thing i buy at aldi is the coffee pods

For me? Watching gta5 rp streams

Just clogged my toilet lad, didn't even mind fixing it as I bathed in the after shit glow

quick fix is getting a bucket of hot water, pouring it in and flushing fyi if you didn't know

normally just use my arm to push it past the s-bend

for me it's Independent Grocers Australia, unless Coles has the 1kg bag of Steggles Flaming Wing Nibbles going for $8.

Just woke up :/

for me, it was WTC7

Finally comfy when the peewees go to sleep

Bit peckish tttt

for me its joe rogan

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /hoc/ IS BULLYING /cric/ AGAIN

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so true. 9am-11am Bulgarian time is prime kiwi noncery hours

Give me a blowjob

tonight's bushpig: gone

kino time

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absolute fick

What was her name

OMG epic wojak!

Name?

Mission Impossible Fallout

I meant her name lad. Haven’t watched anything after MI Fallout haha.

11 weeks till the world cup my dudes

>just when exams finish

based

Fuck up bald nonce

Kek

I unironically buy everything from Aldi.

afl.com.au/g00/news/2019-03-12/dogs-of-thunder-bulldogs-to-wear-thorthemed-jumpers?i10c.ua=1&i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8=
what the fuck lads

Literally tier

we /nrl/ now
sold our sport to the Disney kikes

gil is a mong

holy shit, /afl/ is fucking done

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Money talks

>"The club worked closely with the players to come up with the design of the guernsey, and it has been enthusiastically supported by the playing group.

Eastonwood is without doubt the least inspiring afl captain

can't stop laughing, thought they'd get to t20 first. Glad Ted Whitten isn't around for this

They've had nrl for a few years now, just shows those clubs and leagues who are struggling to make a profit will sell their soul for cash

/afl/ >

someone's taking the piss

why would it belong there? It's a professional sport and is Australias number 1 winter sport

Fucking qld education lmao

>qld
Kek

Victoria ball >

Banana belt

/nrl/ >

>Banana belt
lel, stealing this

they've already got a rugby thread kek, or was that the point?

thoughts on this head of hair lads?

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early one on the cards

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thick and lustrous

if only the cost wasn't so high

just finished Devil May Cry 5 lads

Ruby Walsh for the supreme at Cheltenham surely

lock it in!

thoughts on the upcoming UAE v USA T20 series this weekend?

I have literally zero thoughts on this

There you go boys hope you got on it

made a cheeky profit lads

meme that should come back: Top Gun hat

>/cric/ hasn't reached max limit even after 24hrs
Ohnonono

Got uni tommorow lads
Gnight

sebbo you here m8?

Goodnight boro

will we be playing ipl fantasy lads?

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Semen slurping? Oh no, I don't play cricket.

was thinking about starting a league actually

normally pretty dead over the IPL season so it could be good I reckon

Do it

where do i even make the team? This link fantasy.iplt20.com/ seems dead and the league starts in 10 days

there's an australian site that does it, I'll set it up

sportsdeck.com/au/t20/dreamteam

sportsdeck.com/au/t20/dreamteam/#/?action=join-league&code=658934
is the league lads

and for the group if the league fills up sportsdeck.com/au/t20/dreamteam/#/?action=join-group&code=728000

ideally join both

based Adam I have joined

join you fucks

same

won't be participating

literally just going to pick the best test team I can muster

for me, it's picking as few darkies as possible

Bit rude

...

actually not really

this pakistan series is fucking with my selections

shit forgot about that

not racist lad
one of my friends is a black

Please disregard that post then

how does this work? Why when I go to pick bowlers are the players being ranked according to their batting? Are points awarded for bowling or is this a batting only thing?

they're not, its done on points

basically you get points for shit like bowling dot balls, wickets (20 from memory), runs (1 per run), taking a catch and so on

I was a bit baffled by that
It lists their total points but I reckon your bowlers only get points for bowling and batsmen only points for batting

why when I does it not rank bowlers like it does batting and give you the stats ... makes bowlers much harder to pick

nah, at least it wasn't when we did this for the big bash. whatever they do they get points for. if smith rolled the arm over, he gets bowling points. if bumrah makes 50, he gets batting points

the bowler/batsman divide exists purely to balance team selections.

SHE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY
SO HARD FOR IT HONEY
youtube.com/watch?v=09ZSKE38lTU

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Marcus Stoinis declared captain

hope this is true as i’ve stuck some all-rounders in my bowling who are pretty shit at bowling

might end it all when Blofeld kicks it

My dear boros
Love boros

Henry Blofeld dissects the corridor of uncertainty ASMR

yes please

youtube.com/watch?v=rbpNe_bMw7U
big fan of this video

Off to bed

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>Shitrakash gone

BASED

mates are being dickheads and don’t want to go to the pub might have to get a deliveroo

deano my son

looks like dirty wog hair Ivan you filthy cunt

>Ivan

sad

>Only cricket fans will continue to divide the group more and more and have sense of superiority/animosity towards one another. Guess the British taught us well?

#woke

a full head of hair makes you feel sad? poor bugger.

Can anyone recommend a nice comfy series to watch on Netflix or Amazon Prime?

Lol that’s my hair

No

how many hours in photoshop to fill the gaps lad?

0

Master of none
Red oaks
Anthony bourdain parts unknown

master of none is very reddit and a bit shit

Thanks lad

It's my birthday today

Damn you work fast. Do you offer photoshopping services on fiverr?

lots of tui's around lads

big fan

Nice one mate

beter bocock

I bet you're so well versed in noncery because pedos mistake you for an 11 year old boy and not just a sad little manlet cunt.

questionable post

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>wogball

tsu

lmao lads /hoc/ is getting raided. get in here and laugh at the state of their thread

/hoc/ BTFO by Yea Forums

holy fuck there must be 200 shitposts. theyre seething

Jokes on you I’m a legendary /hoc/ hiding in /cric/

/cric/ isn't relevant enough to get raided

look at your thread it's like a day and a half old

/hoc/ clean
enjoy your bands :^)

>/hoc/ BTFO by Yea Forums
>get mad at /cric/
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>/hoc/ BTFO by Yea Forums
>get mad at /cric/
EVERY FUCKING TIME

posted a few cheeky TSUUUUU's in /hoc/, lads

I enjoy cricket as a sport and board culture

nobody gives a rat's ass

You just did lel

Wonder what Sir Alastair Cook is doing today lads

Cooking for Sir Alastair, probably

No banter going lads?

feeling like shit lads

doing a shit lads

might call it a day and go to the pub

chuck us a report lad

medium size but came out with urgency
no especially pungent smell or gas alongside it

nice middle of the road consistency

size aside sounds ideal

tipping you're feeling light and refreshed

No blood? Glad for you la

Sounds like a nice Bangladesh lad.

you now remember the blood in the stool narrative

oi sebbo you here m8? you know much about discovery?

Go ask /trek/, you wouldn't believe anything I said about it anyway kek

legal discovery
civil procedure mate

Oh that. Sorry thought you meant Star Trek. I don't know a lot about it though I can probably answer general questions about how it works under the federal rules of civil procedure.

>drop my car in for a service
>go to pick it up in the afternoon
>"oh you need the breaks replaced sorry we forgot to contact you to ask for you to approve that lol it'll be done tomorrow morning"
>don't really have any time in the morning but whatever
>come in today
>"oh yeah the tyres are getting replaced too and yeah it won't be done till this afternoon sorry haha yeah didn't have a chance to call you"
>literally busy and can't pick it up until fucking Monday

Each train trip in is 50 minutes too

Fucking ridiculous

one of your homeless stumbled in. i thought /cric/ was well off?

youre getting gypped kek, find a better mechanic

KEK you're getting bent over by your service advisor. Although if you can't visually tell when your tyres and brake pads are due, should you even be driving?

they're due, I had a look before I went in

more of a time thing

The whole "oh shit sorry we've got your car and are doing additional work on it, it's already on the machine" scam is old as time. You just need to tell them to stop. Had a mechanic call me once when I was getting a tire fixed, said the car was on the alignment machine already even though I'd said I didn't want them to do the alignment. I was just like "It's on the machine? Take it off."

Also why aren't you telephoning before you head over?

Headlight fluid all good though?

just leaked fast and furious 9 lads
they’ve reanimated paul walkers burned corpse

not a retard mate

as I said, I checked both

So both headlights? Did you check the taillight fluid?

yes mate replaced it myself

make sure they fill your new tyres with you OM Genuine Air

ta

anyone started noticing Mormons around Australia recently?
seen quite a few this year, nevee had seen one before that

M8 not Mormons, but I'm home from work sick and just copped Jehovah's at the door was quite the annoyance

just got a email from bunnings

had some old bong go on a rant to me on the train just an hour ago about God and the nature of prayer
reckon he was schizo from the stuff he was saying

what's it say mate

josh reynolds is based

...

odd for Bunnings to say that

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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