/hoc/

aka you jumped on the pens bandwagon when they got crosgod for free
the pens were never bad you filthy bandwagoner

Lol imagine being a Canuck and knowing less about hockey than an American. 02-3 and 03-04 were rough. But I might not be interested enough to follow hockey either if my country hadn't won the Stanley Cup for a quarter century.

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>knowing less about hockey than an American. 02-3 and 03-04 were rough
>the team didnt qualify for the playoffs for two season so obviously they were BAD
they missed the playoffs for 4 seasons and in that time collected 3 future hall of famers

and yeah, canadians do know something about bad teams, so claiming you know more than me proves how retarded you are

>who are you quoting?
a faggot

Sebastian Caron

I really hope a Canadian team wins the cup this year. :)

For me it's Rebecca Johnston

wont happen with gary in charge

don't do it, anonbro, your hopes will surely be dashed

stupid yinzers deserve the rope

rude

seething

yeah i am pretty mad that the penguins got one of our greatest player to ever grace the ice after being the worst team in the standings ONCE

Grab your lighter Canuck and torch the white house to teach me a lesson.

SATAN CONFIRMS

I can see the smoke from the white house all the way out west, lads

Same here I thought it was wildfire season wtf

t. Pussyhat wearing little soiboy
He is your President

>MIGA
Lol.

Pretty sure he was being facetious you inbred bootlicker

t. pissed the white house got burned down

based socialist

friendly reminder that donair = kebab

Sharks

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I miss this comfy franchise

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what exactly was comfy about a team that never achieved anything

How can /cric/ ever recover?

Basedball wins again, shitskins on suicide watch

>2004
Caps 1st pick
Pens 2nd pick
Hawks 3rd pick

>2005
Pens 1st pick
Hawks 7th pick
Caps 14th pick

Really makes you think

it really does make you think that gary had to include the word "awarded" so shittsburgh didnt get disqualified from receiving 3 balls in the crosgod sweepstakes

coca cola zero desu

>drinking anything besides water or alcohol

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Still waiting for the awful version of Gudbranson that /hoc/ advertised to me, because he's played great since coming to the Pens

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>Desani
>drinking water with added salt in it

well, at least their legacy lives on and will never achieve anything

Dasani is objectively the best brand and consistently beats other bottled waters in blind taste tests

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He felt bad about screwing basedburgh out of the Ovi sweepstakes despite finishing last and having the highest odds that year. Thankfully it worked out just fine.

>drinking bottled water

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oof
nypost.com/2019/03/09/nhl-should-honor-red-wings-great-by-renaming-conn-smythe-trophy/

Why would trading for something make you not be able to get something in the draft? If you trade for a goalie should you not be allowed to draft one that year?

salty af

the water that comes out of the reverse osmosis tap in my kitchen is better and lots cheaper

N

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I

G

G

no

lol this idiot can't spell

can't tell if b8 or retarded

this is a retarded bait post
validate it by giving me a (you)

>can't tell
I guess we know you're retarded lmao

angry retard confirmed

what kind of a bigot will call people a retard but not a nigger? they're synonyms

My report finger is getting tired :)

>Larry Brooks

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nigger

this but unironically

Nice Reddit meme ;)

go knights

I hope not

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shut up retarded fag

encouraging others to do the right thing is worth it

>muh flow
hockey hair culture is cringe

Based Swede, we have rules for a reason people!

no u

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Avs desu

This
FUCK Minnesota

>mfw the relocanes get bing binged

bought 3 helly hanson jackets lads

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got kebab for lunch we /cric/ now

/hoc/ is for straight white males over 6'

these are the only rules that matter

binged binged wafucked

Id rather pick jannu thanks

Funny. I just started watcing the minnesota state all hair video when I saw Justin Bieber wearing a North Stars hat. So I googled that and came avross this article: citypages.com/news/justin-bieber-wears-minnesota-north-stars-hat-jinxes-team-for-eternity/500231511 then this piece on the sexual pervert Dino Ciccarelli upi.com/Archives/1987/12/01/Dino-Ciccarelli-of-the-Minnesota-North-Stars-has-been/8563505692330/

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CrosGod is under 6 ft.
McMeme is over 6 ft.

I like onions but I don’t like deep fried batter

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What the fuck happened to the avalanche this year? Last year everyone was saying they're primed for the future and this year they're shit

too much weed

because they didnt actually call up any of the players they have in the system that are supposed to be good

Coaching probably.

They've proved they're up there.
Coaching just keep making shit decisions.

you need more than one line. doesnt hurt to have defensemen either

>They've proved they're up there.
all they proved was that the MacK line could take advantage of rusty team in the early half of the season
>Coaching just keep making shit decisions.
it was bednar's infinite wisdom to place his 3 top forwards on a line together and for a time he looked like a genius, then the league got its shit together and their winning ways stopped

>7 hours till games
GAAAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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only shit teams anyways

>only SHIT teams the next four days

go skate on a frozen lake in your undies in the meantime binlan

how we train young hockey players to be tough

youtube.com/watch?v=61wgJI9EA0U

>implying finns wear undies

>it was bednar's infinite wisdom to place his 3 top forwards on a line together and for a time he looked like a genius, then the league got its shit together and their winning ways stopped

And we started losing.
Bednar then decided to put one on each line and it worked so fucking good, there was depth, compher and rantanen look like fucking beasts. Our AHL players were fucking GOAT
What does bednar decide to do?
Reform the line and drop the AHL players.
What happens?
We started losing again.

Because Finland refuses to apologize, I have decided to officially impose a complete and total (You) embargo on all Finns. Effective immediately, any and all violators will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. It is your patriotic duty as citizens of /hoc/ to ignore the Finn and not give him the (You)s he desperately craves.

t. Boss of /hoc/

>we
>Our
>We

no sorry ill rather stay in my warm home where i have the internet with hoc and also food and drink in the fridge along with a comfy bed

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>boss of /hoc/
more like boss of KEKS, /hoc/ is a community of equals, no one is boss around here

Typically I love F*nn's, but I was scammed out of two (You)'s by a rotten F*nn*sh scoundrel a few threads ago. This type of behavior is NOT TO BE TOLERATED ON /HOC/.

Based
Battered and foods are for fatties

to be quite honest with y'all, lads, i'm still mad at binlan about that pedo posting cum-filled children panties on /hoc/ last summer

I'm not memeing but I genuinely love onions and will eat them raw.
t. Shrek

I only give one (1) (You) a day in order to keep the (You) market healthy

Look how cool

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That's a drop the (You) bucket, you're delusional.

>tfw only SHIT teams playing tonight

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every teen in finland drives those moped cars

>this was Laine's peak unironically

If I ever saw him driving around in that fagmobile I'd fucking heem him into next week

>rags

You could land a 747 on that girls forehead

Say that to my face and not online

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Not sure if it's big forehead or the hairline

Where in Colorado are you from?

Would (You) Norge right now if he was here

>R

For me it's Shannon.............Szabados

So what Micheal Jackson might have touched some children? the man made great music. Everyone has flaws.

>he
oh no he doesn't know

Always knew that okposo was a jobber

Give your (You)s to me. I have top-secret insider information, and my investments will make (You) very wealthy.

Shant be falling for jewish tricks today

Correct me if I'm wrong but I feel like >we were losing more when the line was split up

You're on the internet, you already did.
t. panty jizzer

91400776
He didn't fondle any kids
youtube.com/watch?v=6pnoQqlygQs
youtube.com/watch?v=9yTTEwBLfUQ
youtube.com/watch?v=zYx0vLfpRYY

better be a good investment

And who cares if he did?
Not the parents that's for sure.

found the binlan pedo poster

I have zero flaws.

Investigators never found a shred of evidence that he molestated any child. It’s just jewish parents trying to extort money out of a vulnerable man.
Macaulay Culkin said MJ never tried a single thing, and if any kid was gonna get raped and tell about it, it would be Culkin

gonna get high all day lads

>7 games on a monday
wtf?

gary did too much cocaine while doing the schedule

>dont want to compete with other sports for viewers.jpg
Its actually kinda sad how cucked the NHL is about shit like that, but then again most of them are Canadian which explains it.

Obviously he didn't because Culkin was famous. The other kids were just regular kids and huge Micheal Jackson fans. They were a lot easier to manipulate and had no power in that relationship.

>he didn't rape me so that means he didn't rape anyone else either

finland in here using rational thoughts and arguments, while the leaf is spouting conspiracies about DA J00Z

sam bennett is a bust desu. Most of the 2014 rookie class are busts btw

I have only flaws

when will an atheist nhl player come out?

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this guy is definitely an atheist

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When they want to be relegated to the KHL

when will an openly pedo nhl player come out?

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>believing that a particularly at-risk group should have equal protection under the law means he’s an atheist stooge of da jooz
Never go full Finland

name a homo lover who isnt an atheist

ALMOST HEAVEN
WEST VIRGINIA
BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS, SHENANDOAH RIVER

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Milo Yiannopopulous

homos are basically atheist commies who are spies for the red menace and need to be kept away from THIS GREAT WESTERN sport called ice hockey

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KOM IGEN GNAGET

Agreed that finns should be kept away from hockey.

The pope

Laine already came out as Finnish

When did he say that? Just because someone is born in Finland doesn't make them Finnish. In fact i'm Swedish although i'm born in Finland and have only Finnish passport.

Chinlet "Patrik" Laine

I think Bennett is a pretty cool guy. He makes a bunch of hits and doesn't afraid of anything

based

>man why are these homos acting up?
Also from the same person
>I think all homos should be killed
Your lack of self awareness is pathetic

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Patrik "Fucked Your Mother" Laine

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>I think Bennett is a pretty cool guy. He makes a bunch of hits and doesn't afraid of anything
>doesn't afraid of anything
just write in French

TAKE ME HOME

knowyourmeme.com/memes/pretty-cool-guy

enjoying your first day?

yikes

>Solna AIK
You belong in division 1 with Bajen. Fucking scum.

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Ladies and gentlemen

and that's how you get (you)s from North-Americans

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Stormfags usually aren't the brightest

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>I was only pretending to be retarded to get (You)s!!

actually sad finland
and to think I respected you at one point

Hostile reminder you're all fucking losers and Id kick the shit out of any of you for suggesting the Jets aren't the best team in the league because by doing so you'd be lieing to my face and I'm not about to be disrespected by someone that can't skate

CUPS ARE OLD THERE
OLDER THAN THE TREEEES

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BASED

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Bring it faggot

Tricked :^)

Thanks for the yous

The jet's aren't even the second best team in canada

I hate to break this to you Sam, but nobody is afraid of a chubby little malcontent from Wienerpeg.

Jets might not be #1 in the standings but they're #1 in my heart

Thinking about falseflagging as a retard for (You)s

>lieing

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Go for it, you're a natural

(You)s are no different than Reddit’s upvotes. If you want (You)s, you should just fuck off back there.

what are the chances da leafs beat da lightning 2nite?

based post
here is a (You)

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(you)

I hate finns and think they should exterminated like vermin. the only sin denmark and sweden committed was not eradicating them when they had the chance

WE HAD JOY
WE HAD FUN
WE HAD SEASONS IN THE SUN

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BTFO

come say that to my face bitch and see what happens
youtube.com/watch?v=aA6UnUUZuLA

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Holy fucking hell fuck all of you

Based retard

>blah blah stats
>blah blah anime
>blah blah blah food XD ONION RIGNS! XD san witches
>blah blah stupid bullshit about yurope
>blah blah da sun
>Don Cherry XD
>cricket bad!
>blah blah blah blah blah

>getting mad

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under rated post

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the leafs are going to win, tampa isn't even good

Sounds you would like reddit.

And yet here you are

sweden GOOD
denmark GOOD
norge GOOD
finland GAY

You clearly don't have grasp of history. The only mistake Swedes and Finns did was not to exterminate the eternal dane.

BASED Åland

imagine coming to /hoc/ for the sole reason of getting angry at delicious and affordable onions rings and publix sandwiches

sweet, im going to the game

>he doesn't have tabs open for both /hoc/, his team's subreddit, and /r/hockey

yes i am very happy thank you very gay :DD

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Aland more like THEland because it’s THE land I want to be friends with.

HERE COMES THE SUN
DOO NT DOO DOO
HERE COMES THE SUN
I SAY
IT'S ALL RIGHT

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And here I am. Furious I'm at work, because I miss being here 16 hours a day

imagine coming to /hoc/ for the sole reason of promoting at off topic discussion within inane comments like onions rings and publix sandwiches

Christian II did nothing wrong

Showing my friend /hoc/ for the first time please don’t embarrass me in front of her.

Based
Fair enough

>her
Tits or GTFO

I hope she enjoys this fennoswede homosex knitting forum

does she have an ass like this?

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How much did the tickets cost?

How does this make you feel?

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>i have this union which in future could be very very prosperous
>but i also hate svenskajävlä
>yolo

Just ate a BIG bowl of porridge

cool it'll be nice to have another girl around here

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i thought this was my boyfriend's for a second.

So I goes to the landlady,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the rent for you tomorrow
Or the next day I don't know
So she let me slide it on, you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
She ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
But for five year she was so nice
Lord she was lovey-dovey,
I come home one particular evening
The landlady said, "You got the rent money yet? ",
I said, "No, can't find no job,
Therefore I ain't got no money to pay the rent"
She said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no job"
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
Leaning up against a post"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been walkin' all day"
She said "That don't befront me,
Long as I get my money next Friday"
Now next Friday come I didn't have the rent,
And out the door I went

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tits or gtfo

Please keep the trannyposting in the containment thread "sverigetråden" on /int/

i'm pretty sure he meant an actual girl.

gays gtfo

its 2019 being gay is good nibba

but there's two genders in our relationship

Good choice. Lots of hot girls on Åland

Really want to fight maybe 3 Finns today. It has to be more than one since Finns are all lazy weak and effeminate

I could've sworn Ray Emery died 2-3 years ago apparently it was July

Ehhhh doubt.ogg

>tfw if he hadn't kill all those swedish nobles we might have a united nordicland

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they were all guys...

/hoc/ is not very good today. What gives?

Bluepilled af famalam.

Who loves the sun?
Who cares that it makes flowers?

sure
afterwards we can go for a sauna with beer and lonkero and ofcourse vihta

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Hockey is not for you homos

So I goes to the fanbase ,
I said, "You let me slide?"
I'll have the cup for you next season
Or the next season I don't know
So they let me slide it on, you know people,
I notice when I come home in the evening
They ain't got nothing nice to say to me,
But for five year they was so nice
Lord they was lovey-dovey,
I come home one particular evening
The fanbase said, "You got the cup yet? ",
I said, "No, can't find no trades,
Therefore I ain't got no players to win the cup"
They said "I don't believe you're tryin' to find no trades "
Said "I seen you today you was standin' on a corner,
Tanking for the draft"
I said "But I'm tired, I've been dealin' all day"
They said "That don't befront me,
Long as I get my cup next season"
Now next season come I didn't have the cup,
And out the door I went

Can someone explain why the Finnish national crest has a lion stabbing himself on it?

N

youtu.be/eDWuhjKO8nI

I'll join

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based finskajävlä

It's the national pastime.

Carolina is gay and bad at hockey.

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eating 7 hard boiled eggs with onions souce

umm where's Sweden..?

The one who gets hard in the sauna with other dudes.

I WANNA GET DRUNK MAN I WANNA GET LOOSE

When I make hard boiled eggs, I always take shots of either malt or red wine vinegar to was it down. I don’t usually like the yolks, though.

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certified banger

because living in finland requires the ability to endure the painful depression

You are one fuced up individual

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rude

Do finns really do this?

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And then they beat each other off with leaves.

nah i just pee in the shower outside the sauna

They piss or pour beer on the stones to make stinky steam, then they assault you with birchtree sticks

>not one single hockey related post
Well needless to say my friend won’t even talk to me right now and she thinks you’re all sick.

>only one /hoc/ in the catalogue
that doesn't happen often

For me it's the Rattray Turnbull Stacey line

based retard and retard

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2009 was 10 years ago

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new

Gonna take a freight train
Down at the station, Lord
I don't care where it goes
Gonna climb a mountain
The highest mountain
Jump off, nobody gonna know

Can't you see, whoa, can't you see
What that woman, Lord, she been doin' to me
Can't you see, can't you see
What that woman, she been doin' to me

>Letting anyone know you come here
You did this to yourself

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ANY DAY NOW
ANY DAY NOW
I SHALL BE
RELEASED

this is such a dick move
that camera equipment is expensive

blots, please let us win so we can get house and loose round 1 at home.

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Well, I'm on my way, to the city life
To a pretty face that shines her light on the city nights
And I gotta catch a noon train
Gotta be there on time
Oh, it feels so good to know she waits at the end of the line

Swee-ee-eet, sweet city woman
I can see your face, I can hear your voice, I can almost touch you
Swee-ee-eet, sweet city woman
Oh, my banjo and me, we got a feel for singin', yeah, yeah

Just kidding I don't have any friends thanks for all of the (you)'s you fuckin dips

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anyone here know how to fix a cracked wall?

put your dick in it

>a fucking shrimp

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Just smear some toothpaste in it and paint it.

>pic
thats what you get for picking your nose too much

Don't know what it's called in English, but google "spackla vägg"

>IGGY!

I think it's time to annex Österbotten

paint over

looks like a lot of work
how much to pay someone to do it?

Has anyone heard from greece? I'm getting worried about the little guy.

Smash it with a sledgehammer. That way your room gets bigger.

To commemorate all the Mongols that kill themselves every year

What was it like growing up without a father?

my time is more valuable than what it probably costs to repair it

lmao

probably had an OD

>he says while posting on Yea Forums asking how to fix his broke ass wall

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I awoke, only to find my lungs empty
And through the night, so it seems I'm not breathing
And now my dreams, are nothing like they were meant to be
And I'm breaking down, I think I'm breaking down

And I'm afraid, to sleep because of what haunts me
Such as, living with the uncertainty
That'll never find the words to say
Which would completely explain, just how I'm breaking down

Answer the question.

MY team plays a SHIT team tomorrow

MY team doesn't play until friday

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That man seems like a cool guy. I wonder if he would come to spend hanukkah with my family.

Just saw the most HILARIOUS post on r/TwoXChromosomes

Gas ys desert cuck

3 blowjobs

>be Vesalainen
>leave your AHLteam for Jokerit because money
>lose in the 1st round of playoffs
>say to media that your season is over and you're not playing hockey anymore
>post drunk instagram pic of you having fun in ski resort couple days after your team's playoff loss
>Jets tell him to delete the photo
>Jets tell you to pack your shit and come to AHL
what a mess of a prospect lmao

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Will be gassing myself with some on finest smoke humboldt county has to offer!

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>Vesalainen
Is he the one with the leaked pics?

Imagine being an adult and still watching wrestling

what leaked pics?

sounds based

The ones with the bimbo with pierced nips.

that's kappy

fill it in with some putty, give it a lick of paint, good as new

Can't even keep my finnoswedes straight

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what is a finnoswede? is that a swede that lives in finaldn?

I bet Humboldt County CA has better stuff

You should've stayed there.

It was the one about the girl who fucked a bunch of older men when she was a teenager.

It's the only Finns worth speaking to.

swede that lives in Finland is a swede that lives in Finland. There's no word for that.

Is that what bulju is?

The word you're looking for is faggot

a finnosweed is a guy who thinks he's fly

No, bulju is just a swede

Bro, it takes 20 mins max. You sand down the area around it, spread some spackle and that’s it. Jesus Christ, how fucking old are you?

based and finnpilled

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man bulju doesnt even speak finnish fluently

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reminder if your dad didnt teach you how to raise your clapper and drywall properly you were raised by a shit dad

My health teacher is teaching that alcohol causes people to just randomly rape people. and when i said hey, maybe dont say alcohol is the reason, its the people. and i got laughed at. completely laughed at. and mocked. idk it just sucks because im in a 9th grade health class, and now these kids are bring taught that people arent the problem and that alcohol brings out "the worst" in people.

EDIT: so i forgot to mention that during this i was being laughed at and ridiculed and when my friend tired to ask to seats to help he said i "brought it on myself"

>his dad had to hump sheets of drywall all day

Well i'm drinking right now so beware guys

Pulju played in the finnish elite league for oulo karpat, if he is swede why didn't he play for SHL?

yes but going out to buy the right supplies, paint color (i'm colorblind), etc. seems like a big inconvenience when i can just pay someone

t. good dad

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shan't

New York rangers

Great team
Great fans
Great franchise

Great goalie
Great coach
Great drafting

This but unironically

>4 hours till hokki

someone give me Gary's address

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>rags

As a race how powerful are fennoswedes

The underage board is that way

only 3 hours fren

>why didn't he play for SHL
Why would he play for the Swedish Hockey League?

Looks like a Reddit post

it's daylight savings time in america. Enjoy hour early hockey for 3 weeks.

imagine being such a soiboi you dont like going to the hardware store

You would know this how?

The best tomato farmers in the world.

Weaker than regular Swedes (because they choose to live in Finland) but stronger than other Finns (pretty obvious).

>asking for help finding things in the store instead of exploring
ISHYGDDT

Any Swedes here? Im in a fighting mood.

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How it’s worded and the ‘edit’. See enough retards on here posting shit from r/hockey that I can just spot one instantly

because his wiki says he is from Alvkarleby?

Imagine your barn isn't supplied better than the town hardware store.

I fell off a ladder trying to help my dad clear snow off the roof yesterday

look in the mirror retard

Too bad you didn’t snap your neck

stop fighting dads

Minnesota All-Hockey Hair Team

youtu.be/teUO0Aw-qVw
youtu.be/teUO0Aw-qVw
youtu.be/teUO0Aw-qVw

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I could always snap yours, I'm sure your parents would be grateful.

Stop your kid from sucking and costing us games.

>imagine being a language traitor
His retarded parents moved back to Finland when he was a like 1 year old. They really wanted him to be bust

Die

finns allied with the nazis which makes them cooler than sweden

>t forest russian
Opinion discarded.

They only did it because of the Russians. Sweden let the Nazis move as they wanted inside Sweden and move recources through, without giving up our independence.

what did you guys do back then

bulju is swedish stop deflecting

Post penguins memes. Trying to bully someone

Not yet

we were in war with both sides because we are so macho

soon?

thinking about making some bets to pay for that cracked wall

Just

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Leafs, it's a sure thing. Bet the farm.

Delet this

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Hey hey! Ho ho!
Animal cruelty is not okay!

fuk_ponek

Britannia asked for our help sorry

>best season for laffs in years
>have to play boston again
>most likely will lose because >leafs

what is it about /hoc/ that attracts the mentally unstable

>He can't even speak Swedish at all.
>- No, I can't speak Swedish, says Jesse.
>For four years Jesse Puljujärvi stayed in Älvkarleby. Then the family moved back to Finland.
>- My dad moved to Sweden and lived there for 30 years. Then I was born and my mother then wanted to move back to Finland, then dad got a job here. My parents didn't speak good Swedish so I never learned the language.
>Are you a Swedish citizen?
>- I have Swedish citizenship, yes, but no passport.
>"Wait for five years so you can play for Sweden," says one of the Swedish journalists. Jesse Puljujärvi face doesn't move a muscle. It is not on the map that he would choose Sweden before Finland.
>- I will always wear the Finnish shirt, always, he says firmly.

His dad is a typical Finn. A fucking disgrace who after 30 years in another country doesn't bother learning the language.

That is what you get with Finns.

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laine brings his ps4 on road trips right?

NIGGER

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>we should have bombed scandanavia instead of japan

the universe is mostly made of nothing, isn't it so beautifully bizzare?

To be fair you have to have a high iq to be Bulju

its a powermove to not learn the language

Sounds like you should do something about them.

Arabic is an ugly language I dont blame him for not learning it

Sweden and Finland are basically the same thing

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I doubt it, things are going well in my life

so are kanada and usa

Kek. You should start learning Arabic, bitch.

how can something be made of nothing?

shant. pens are based

It's never too late. I would welcome a nuke on Malmö and Stockholm.
Proves that Finns are as much lowlifes as sandniggers

>finland and sweden arguing

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Walls are a deprecated concept. Why would you want to shield yourself from others in the year 2019?

Kill yourself

yes canada is just colder usa with less population

Canada is the US's retarded half brother.

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And less friendly people

if you keep talking shit ill burn your stupid whitehouse again

>couldn't even speak his native tongue at 4 years old
>when other kids of average talent had already begun to read, little jesse couldn't even speak!
absolute pottery

what does shannon do during the day if he doesnt work?

But a MUCH higher percentage of fags and retards

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his family smartly didnt want their son to associate with sweeds

makes chili

we are friendly its just banter Sven

>assuming genders

keep testing me and ill grab my lighter

God dammit Canada I feel shitty for chuckling at this but it's quite accurate

The irony is this image was made before Crosby was literally ded for 2 years from consecutive illegal hits

>it's not to late

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Cleaning his wife's ass
And see how that turned out. Biggest busts since Yakupov

>tfw the kitties move

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How does a kitty get such unit status

What is Yakupov up to now?
Still on that stint with Colorado or is he in the ECHL yet?

Garfield needs to lay off the lasagna

iirc he's busting it up in the KHL now

he plays in the KHL. his team is headed to round 2 of the playoffs right now, he plays with Datsyuk

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I am ADMIRING this lad

he looks american

Me on the right

>usa flag
checks out

I’m waiting for a very high IQ post to reward with my one (1) daily (You)

I swear to go ill burn the fucking whitehouse again if you yankees dont stop testing me

>I eat John, it's what I do

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hopefully not to another sunbelt city

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ok that it say goodbye to your whitehouse

im a road runner honey

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probably got some cocaine and went out high as a kite

>have a thought
what do?

who caniac here

think it

evacuate the contents of your skull

absolute unit.

suppress it

shit your pants

Holy mother of BASED

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More like >tfw bulk season

>a bunch of jerks XD XD XD

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I like Sweden's new flag.

Why is Yea Forums being so shitty right now?

>vox

>now

if single digits, the sharks win the stan lee cup

FIX THE FUCKING SERVERS HIRO OR I'M GONNA SAY IT

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>you right now

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he cant afford to because you keep saying it and scaring away advertisers

oh no no no no no

OHHHHHH

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Oh no no no

he drank toilet water for nothing

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>shorks

If single digits the Yotes win a playoff series

If single digits vegas makes it the final again only to lose to boston

we had a good thing and reddit has to come and beat it to death

if single digits the kitties will win the stanlee bowl this season :DDD

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stop fapping to children user

fug :DDD

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single digits and I plow yer mum tonight

nice dubs

>one number off from getting plowed

singals and I win the cup

damm I did it nice

Dubs and i delete this thread

singles and a canadian team will win the stanlee bowl this season

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o.k. this is epic
thank you finland

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I call dibs on making the next thread

this pleases the leaf

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good evening /hoc/ will there be any game threads tonight

If single digits the Yotes win a playoff series, but in the AHL after the original franchise is moved

seems earned with those trips

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Just a relocanes containment thread

if this post ends in 0 there will be no more new hoc threads!!

Nah m8 I already got one in the catalog just waiting for this bad boy to hit 499

Only those who know how to spell get digits

reroll

>still 2 hours till games
cant think if i want to go to bed or still wait..

Hey do you have freckles, freckles are brown right, that's evidence of the original normal color your ancestors were.

no fair I called dibs!!

>rags

Making bratwurst und kraut lads

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

A generational BUST that is.

Möchtest du meinein Bratwurst fressen?

Nein

500 new

Your ancestors were hippys

next

hey asshole! I called dibs!

>499

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if singles i reverse the jinx

EPIC FAIL

gonna lose tonight confirmed

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BASED LUIGI POSTER RETURNS