Based or cringe?

Do norf and scots hate each other?

love r pinhead
simple as
midul is based

fenian traitorous twink grealish deserves the rope

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>tfw it's happening

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Yes. There the split is Highlands and Lowlands and in terms of memes, it's fairly similar.

The North resents the South because Edinburgh is a posh city with lots of money and soft shites. The South looks down on the North because they're poor and the Highlands consists of backwards villages where 90% of people share a surname.

Me too. They are the only thing that puts a smile on my face ever since the 2015/16 invasion by magafags.

I feel like Norf/Souf memes have honestly been educational for non-English posters.

Also the nonce hunter version cracks me up too. Fookin' animals.

This.

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It's the next step up from Countryballs. If other countries could break down the meme in a similar way we could learn so much about eachother (eg. Eest/Vast Germans).

midul are irrelevant nothings innit

i get on better with the jocks than i do with people from the souf

nobody can take the piss out of the british better than ourselves

There was no invasion tho. /pol/ and /new/ existed before trump you know. What happened is that they just attracted more fellowers from reddit by creating subreddits similar to /pol/

So Norf are the based ones. Got it.

>Stereotype Group A
souf
Western Germany
Northern Italy
US North and/or Blue States

>Stereotype Group B
>norf
>Eastern Germany
>Southern Italy
>US South and/or Red States

This is 90% accurate, right?

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yeah whatever you say

Except for the blue states/red states bit. Stereotype A is traditionally left-wing, insular and receptive to populism. Stereotype B is neoliberal and cosmopolitan.

This

Other way round I mean.

Norf is left wing and socialist, Souf is neoliberal and cosmo.

Good lad, sorry for the other (You)

Norf aren't necessarily right wing.

It's just working class stereotype vs middle class stereotype.

Norf is more right wing socially

To be honest I don't think it can be said one way are the other. Norf tends to be more anti immigration but also more pro unions and socialist policies.

>trying to summarize politics and human behavior in general using the one-dimmesional Jewish dichotomy that is left vs right

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Ive never met a northern sjw

America is a bit fucked up because the working class is populist, the middle class is socalist, and the upper class is neoliberals/neocohens.
What will probably happen is the upper class will give the middle their socialist revolution and then proceed to rape and pillage the middle class while protecting their assets by absorbing the State.
Meanwhile the working classes are lucky if they can find their way to a voting booth once a century. They did it for Trump, but that was the first time in like 40 years.

gosh I wish that was me

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>sjw
Stop using /pol/ language and looking out for memes in real life and you'll realise just how many leftie Northerners there are. A lot of genuine support for Communism here and major cities like Liverpool, Manchester and Newcastle have a large resistance to groups like UKIP and BNP.

>poor, uneducated unemployed folks fall for the gommunit meme
every time

They're everywhere m8, unless you exclusively visit tiny Yorkshire retirement villages.

>complaining about a binary thought process in a Norf v Souf thread

BIG JACK NGUBU

Ive never met a northerner who cared about intersectional feminism or trannies or whatever, I’ve met a lot of southerners who do.

The north east also has a very large nationalist presence. Liverpool is the only city out of those that’s actually leftist (Manchester is mostly southern students doing that)

Nationalist groups always fail laughably whenever they try to gather support in the North East. There may be a lot of 'grr fucking pakis' grumbling going on but no real hunger for street marching like in the souf

desu imo

all of norf is communist ngubu bang my wife cucks. what are you even talking about

g*rman acting like he knows norf better than an actual norfener

try again hans

t. Walter Nielsen from the norf

Fuck off.

A lot of the EDL and more far right groups are from the North East.

In other places in the North like Oldham and Bradford you had race riots not too long ago.

The north is way more ethnically divided than the south.

Are they really bragging about feeling badass themselves or somebody just memed them, who call themselves hooligans?

EDL only manage to gather a handful of members whenever they meet in the North East though. I suppose you could argue if we weren't 95% white in most places that we'd see more racism but we aren't so you don't.

It's an artificial attempt to manufacture a soccer culture here when one doesn't exist. They see shit in Europe and try to replicate it with absolutely no self-awareness

Why don't you just shoot them all? It's not like their lives matter or anything.

Do you actually know the first thing about British politics? Do you know who the left wing voter base is in this country because it isn't SJWs?

Please don't encourage /pol/talk on Yea Forums, thanks.

Why waste bullets on retarded middle class delusional whites when there is such a plethora of shitskins to pump lead into?

I’m aware the north vote left that doesn’t make them SJWs though. I’ve lived in the south and the north and tumblr types are 100x more common in the south.

americans trying unsuccessfully to emulate british people. you see it all the time on this board

Are all US-based football fans neckbeards and Onions drinkers?

dont give a crud m8

Sojlent

All MLS fans are, there are no exceptions, they're reddit personified.
People who actually like soccer here and aren't doing so as a cultural stunt tend to follow one or several of the top four leagues.

Then who will play your sports?

Yes.

Have you ever met a british handegg fan? It’s the same shit.

if they're from the us and they're white, they're söyheads.

We'll just emulate the French and import some more N'bingos

America should honestly focus all its attention on the Womens MLS. It'd be the best womens club competition in the world supported by women, kids and numales and the men's game can quietly develop without the cringey circus.

Dude.. eat my boogers. Nobody is trying to emulate having teeth that look like they're throwing up gang signs and eating literal Indian diarrhea on rice.

An American domestic league just isn't really feasible in the current climate. We have no academy culture where we can develop elite talents to promote a competitive league here. Since all of our sports are basically able to be played professionally just by being a monster athlete we don't have the mindset/infrastructure to start grooming talent during adolescence.

There are anomalies, Norf (higlands) has the oil shekels so Aberdeen is well-off, while some smaller parishes/districts outside glasgow are junkie-filled schemes that make Liverpool look like Singapore or Dubai.

they only meet in the north east because there's fewer minorities and thus less direct opposition. People just let them get on with their rallies but don't support them

nice

What about the Norf/Souf rugby divide?

fuck off you fucking bellend

It's a Brit/pol/ meme mocking the working class. Don't think they were trying to mock themselves.

>working class Brits don't call themselves scum and laugh about chavvy behaviour

U wot m8?

Where do the sheepshaggers belong, lads?

In Derby of course

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actual mls fans who go to games are latino dads and middle class computer guys

I absolutely agree, I never learned much about English culture aside from the shit everyone does, so it's actually been interesting

Also this

I would argue that the best approximation of Norf in the US would actually be the Midwest/Rust Belt - Chicago, Pittsburgh, Metro Detroit, etc. Working class industrial areas whose economies sorta sunk, and they have very similar attitudes towards their sports teams.

Souf would be coasties, both East and West.

It’s also to mock football fans generally

>don’t go ngubu

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buried under a mine collapse where they belong

Any updates on that peaky blinders midul fc lad who punched grealish?

put away for like 14 weeks lol

The absolute state of retards. He's ruined his life and his family's lives

What happened lads? I gave up watching football this season due to local teams doing shit and couldn't cope with it and as a result didn't need to bother following 'proper' football to have stuff to chat about. I missed all the good memes this season.

They generally finish uni then move to London, where they proceed to exaggerate their northern accents and attempt to pass themselves off as working class. Cf Owen Jones

>birmingham derby, Villa vs Brum City
>in first 10 minutes, some guy runs on pitch and twats Jack Grealish from behind
>Grealish goes on and scores the winner
>steward gets dragged off by the fuzz for kicking Grealish during his celebration

average Championship derby desu

Shit that sounds like mad bants.

The only English guy I knew into handegg was a big hairy guy who liked rugby.

>tfw will never be rich enough to live in Hong Kong
Fuck China. No offence.