/mlb/ general - DIAMOND BAGS edition

>as another user
>ip count didn't go up with the first post
So you samefagged and are the astros OP
1 IP
2IP
3 IP
So are you this poster or are you the op larping as some user?

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You're an actual moron.

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Nice edit Spergstro

i've never seen the "every poster who isn't me is the same guy" paranoid really fuck up a thread like this.

Does anyone want to talk about baseball? Opening day is March 28.

I'm but not I don't even post in boreball generals. It's a slow night

>Does anyone want to talk about baseball?
Nice deflection spergie.

This new chapter in /mlb/ has really made the beginning and end of every thread a wild ride.
Based /mlb/

>talking about baseball in a baseball thread
>deflection

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nice edit houspie

it's always the same dumbfuck but somehow he avoids a ban. He doesn't get the OP so spend twenty posts accusing everyone of being an Astrosfan, which is to his credit is actually a pretty effective burn.

Nice one houspie

>it's the same guy
>stop accusing me of being the same person!

>4chanx
You just removed the You's.

This is /mlb/

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#NotAllAstros

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Houspie is off his rails!

do you guys wants me some random mid-night webms?

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no go away

based meanie

yes please do

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>tfw critikal is just some irish twink

based GOD EMPEROR TRIP

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btw, i tried play this game but i never maneged of how he made to unlock this mode in this game

this game btw is an game made based on High School Baseball

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does the batter play for the pirates?

does japan even have pirates?

it used have an pirate team but folded in 60´s
this team has similar colors to US pirates, but is called Hanshin Tigers

They ironically play on same stadium as HS tournament plays, the Hanshin Koshien Stadium

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here is an airview of koshien stadium
he is old like Fenway park, he is making 95 years this year

The high school tournament itself has over 100 years

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thats like sacred ground for japanese baseball

>tfw you will never field a grounder at the koshien

it is, its the mecca of Japanese Baseball

its so big play in stadium that there is an Summer Koshien (HS tournaments are divided in one in Spring and Summer) were the loser team, after eliminated, has the right to get some sand (that is also considered scared)

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the entire moment is emotional as fuck, the players sometimes does it crying beacuse is probablly thier last time playing baseball during high school (they only graduate on following spring but from the fall the second-soon-to-be-third-years will take the bat and play for school)

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>there is an Summer Koshien tradition
fixed

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holy shit i dont noticied that those are from same team and from same year lol

Be honest lads. Were you ever chad enough to own a DeMarini or were you one of those Easton plebs?

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TPX or nothing

Tennessee Thumper gang!

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desu forgot about that one senpai, had a red TPX and I might as well have named it Old Reliable. very based

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disgusting, that's some tee-ball looking shit

how much those metal bats costs generally?

i was trying to get cheap bats but here has most wooden ones but i wanted something that endure more

Marlins will be your 2019 world series champs

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Uh... it's vintage

>spicswing

>germanpost

>g*rmans

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Anywhere from 10$ to a few hundred.

how much for an good one that has quality and will endure for at least 1/2 years?

you guys may have 7-1, but in baseball rankings we are #16 while you guys are number 22, not even in top 20

120$

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is that.....

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lets go stros because all the other teams smell funny

61st for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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What does Bryce Harper and Carson Wentz have in common? They're both overpaid/going to be overpaid and have fragile bones

Yea Forumsstros!

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It's cold. It's dark. It's Monday. Airplanes are falling out of the sky and there's only shitty, non-televised Spring Training baseball.

I always loved the all black dirt infield on this stadium.

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BLACKED

more like Brace Harper

>HOU: Altuve (side) to be held out until weekend
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, ALTUVE

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Houspie has made an appearance

Good morning, my wonderful /mlb/ros.

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S'up, Dude

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Not much, Nats bro. Had a knockout weekend, and I believe the plan is for a bunch of friends and I to use the tubes to drink tonight with a friend of ours who moved to Japan for a year, a month and a half ago. On the Dads front, I know it is just ST, but they are looking more entertaining than they have in recent memory, and there has been a lot of talk that Paddack maybe getting the mound on Opening Day, which whether or not he does, still means that the club has thought enough of his outings for him to even be in the conversation so I'm pretty damn comfy at the moment.

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calm down altuve is fine

AYO WHERE MY ANIME ALLIANCE AT?

Relevance is nice, isn't it?

Explain this right now!

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Yo yo.

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>nazi frog
opinion discarded

what's to explain i think that's based and proves chika is best girl

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I'm not even being brazen enough to say >we are relevant. I'm not even saying the Dads will end the season above .500. I'm just enjoying the fact that that I feel I can go into the season, not needing to have my exceptions so low that it'll be fair to disappointed if they can't function above a team of individuals with Downs Syndrome. Is that fair?

Someone needs to edit that book.

devious chopsticks of the cute loli here
>inspector gaygers

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The Dads have historically been the most forgettable franchise of the last 50 years. Win or lose, people are noticing them. That makes them relevant imo.

Wait so you're the chopsticks?

lol

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(YUUUUU)

Chicka was proven best when she was shown to love dropping wieners from her mouth in Shinomya's direction.

>scuba
kek lol

cubs fan here!!

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>cusb

>csusb

scuba kek

I shouldn't have posted that gif my apologies

Grapefruit League!

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is for fruits!

>cucktus league

>gayfruits league

thats an orange

>red cux

>gaping fruits league
oh no
oh no no no no no

>cacts

>gayprostitutes league

critique my choice of favorite sport:

baseball

yikjes

based based based!!!

cringe... CUHRINGE!!

this is an orangage!!!!!1

>cuck hamels

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whats up with whitoids and them adopting nignogs. its cringe.

holy based!

lol his wife looks like an elf

she needs my cock in her mouth desu

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what a creepy set of eyes on that woman

this is cra-Z!!!

this has to be the most autistic general

how?

>guy with a yankee tattoo

Jews

Dayman

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aaAhhhahhhhhhhhh

>red cux fan had to watch copious amounts of cuck porn to find it
oh no no no

>blonde wife
>already has kids
>adopts black kids
Why

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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>manager is a literal cuckold
>cuckold porn stars have Yankee tattoos
>getting cucked at home in the playoffs by your rival
>cuckees

I don't think you know what literal means bud
>excusing watching cuck porn
yikes yikes yikes!!!

Who /already gave up/ here?

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The ALC is pretty much almost wide open now, senpai

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who to side with: >cuckees or >red cucks posters?

See
Literal cuck. Nice cope.

Dumb chink poster

>mecca of
Could you please stop helping the normalization of Islam in Western culture by using that phrase? Thank you.

*(YOU)s in Chinese*

>It's cold. It's dark. It's Monday. Airplanes are falling out of the sky and there's only shitty, non-televised Spring Training baseball.
Have you tried reading The Silmarillion it ar least the Unfinished Tales?

>cubs fan here!!
Well hello there.

>It's cold. It's dark. It's Monday. Airplanes are falling out of the sky and there's only shitty, non-televised Spring Training baseball.
Have you tried reading The Silmarillion or at least the Unfinished Tales?

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oh fuck this guy!

I think this is the least autistic general on Yea Forums
good bread everyone

yay breadies go toasties :D

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>spicswing

162-0
gonna put the seeth on the sux lel

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>gaymany

Is that Gary "Best Defensive Catcher in Baseball" Sanchez?

la creaturas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>injuns fluky as shit even with kluber and bauer
>tiggers continue to suck
>whos blew it big time
>t_s might have a chance but more likely not
Is it the Royals year?

i dont use this term often, but this time there isnt another term to use beacuse of the maginitude Koshien is to Japanese Baseball

Baseball is like an religion in Japan, there is no sport that gets closer, at least half of population watches and celebrates it

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Dios... mio...

Sumo is still a thing?

yea but they are fighting in popularity with Soccer nowdays and most of time soccer won

It's all because of the young generation. They had stuff like Inazama 11, meanwhile what does Sumo have? and of course we all know what baseball has.

What the fuck is going on with the dadres? I know is spring training but they actually look like they can score runs now? What the fuck?!?

stinkees!

maCHADo

Why do the (((Steinbrenners))) hate signing white players?

um..lol idiot I see 2 (TWO) whites in that pic

>young generation. They had stuff like Inazama 11

Capitan Tsubasa was the first one to inspirate soccer in Japan, it was the performance of Japan in World Cup that helped the sport to grow

Soccer had an good performance last year but Baseball has doing good stuffs with Samurai Japan (Name of Japan´s Baseball NT) and they are using baseball as main stuff to hype 2020 Olympics

Their biggest flaw is still pitching. They have ZERO midline or frontline starters

Idiot

Their fucking """""ace""""" is Joey fucking Lucchesi. someone who is closer to Yankees Sonny Gray than he is an ace

more fearsome than the 90's Braves

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dipshit

>"""whites"""

Post yfw if you have the same or higher BA than Harper right now.

the dirt for some reason looks more brown than black if showed more closed on tv, but pics and videos with dirt like this are always fantastic

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>more fearsome than the 90's Braves
Based Lauer

>.000
>ceiling harper.jpg

Fucking psychopaths

1. CF Manuel Margot
2. LF Wil Myers
3. 3B Manny Machado
4. RF Hunter Renfroe
5. 1B Eric Hosmer
6. 2B Ian Kinsler
7. C Austin Hedges
8. SS Luis Urias
9. Pitcher

This lineup can win 100 games

1. LF Andrew McCutchen
2. SS Jean Segura
3. RF Bryce Harper
4. 1B Rhys Hoskins
5. C JT Realmuto
6. 3B Maikel Franco
7. CF Odubel Herrera
8. 2B Cesar Hernandez
9. Pitcher

LMAO this linup can't even win 60 games

There's a really good sumo manga (and anime) in Shounen Jump now called Hinomaruzumou.

>9. Pitcher

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sorry, we don't play in the Communist League. Our players play on Merit.

Stupid astros anime

>Hinomaruzumou
it beacme an anime as well, if i am not mistaken

>National League
>defense receives a free out every nine at bats
>American League
>defense receives no such handouts and instead has to face a particularly strong hitter every nine at bats
Seems to me like there are free hand outs in the National Socialist League.

Why do people keep thinking Kyle Hendricks is good?

>national league
>pitcher has to learn and adjust to becoming a hitter
>american league
>pitcher doesn't work, receives welfare handouts on the bench while someone does his job

>Communist League
Bad defenders ride the pine but still get 4 ABs a game
>National League
>Bad defenders get no such handouts and instead has to play the field and be a detriment for 20+outs
Seems to me like there are free hand outs in the Alexandria Ocasio Cortez League

We know your true identity.

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>pitcher has to learn and adjust to becoming a hitter
rofl they just bunt most of the time. There's more work involved in having to get out an actual batter instead of a pitcher.

>becoming a hitter
You mean bunter?

lol

you have 4 of the best 30 starters in the AL, did lindor and ramizirez die in a traditional mexican high speed drunk car crash like taveras, fernandez(technically it was a boat) or ventura? the ALC is still a burning dumpster of a trash. hoping for the 1st place to be under .500 in october then win the WS.

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>American league pitchers sit on the bench and collect handouts as national league pitchers perfect the bunt and craft of hitting
>American league pitching can't strike out fat old guys
Based natioNO handouts league vs american "loses to based npb"

Npb NL broship is in full effect!

This is insanity

2015 WS: Americhad league
2016 WS: Nationlel league only because they used Americhad league rules and won with a DH
2017 WS: Americhad league
2018 WS: Americhad league

REEEEE

>using chad
lmao lol just
2010 nationo handouts
2011 nationo handouts
2012 nationo handouts
2013 amerilards
2014 nationo handouts
2015 amerifats
2016 nationo handouts
2017 ameritubs
2018 ameriturds
Based national league leading the score so far this decade 5-4

since 2000, the AL has won literally ONE more WS than the NL.

2016 doesn't count tardo, they only won by using the DH.

Wow, when you put it like this, it's clear who the current reigning champion

National league putting the seeth on amerifats!

>be amerilard
Dios mios...

>babby league punching up again

Historically, the AL is an analog to the Soviet Union. While Soviet Russia (The Yankees) have all the success and glory, the Warsaw pact States like Poland, Czechoslovakia, and Ukraine(The rest of the AL) piggybacked off their advanced and claimed to be economic powerhouses(Baseball dynasties), when in reality they were just sitting in daddy's backpack

National league is punching down... These psychopaths have no shame!

Babbyoids OWNED by facts and loigic

A-a-amer-ric-an l-league f-f-fan h-here... S-sor-sorry b-based NL p-please d-don't h-hurt me :'(

Serious question, do people in 2 team regions pick their team based on the league? I mean who wants to see pitchers bunting? No wonder why there's more Yankees than Mets fans.

It won't matter soon when the universal DH gets adapted.

It's just even more specified region. in NY you pick the yankees if you're from the Bronx, or you want to root for a perennial winner

or maybe it's because the >mest are a JUST tier franchise

Frontrunning npcs need not apply.

Threadie here

all aboard!

you never side with bombston my friend

Don’t want to alarm anyone but it’s the Mariners year.

so do the dodgers make the WS a third straight year and is this the year where kershaw finally learns that you have to win the WS then proceeds to choke and get traded to a shit team like the white sox

Babystros

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No because the Phillies are going to the WS

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pooston disastros

Go Astros!

with what pitching exactly?

>He doesn't know about Nola

That's all? Is he gonna start every game?

>Danny Mendick
>Mendick
Is this seriously a real name?

Come October, Bullpens matter more than rotations, and the Phillies have a very good bullpen

Who exactly?

David Robertson is extremely good, Pat Neshek has been downright Elite for the past few seasons, Neris has multiple years of reliable back end work, Seranthony has proven himself a back end piece, and a bunch of good but not great arms like Nicasio, Arano, Pazos, Alvarez, and Ramos. Davis/Herrera/Holland they are not, but that's still a very good bullpen.

>4 starting fielders are hispanic
>4 are not
What balan-
>4 SP are not hispanic
>1 is, but was born in the states
What racist team is this?

So for some reason that i have no fucking idea japanese high schools make mosaics for their teams

This is the Chiben Wakayama one
if this fascinates your autsim i can post the another teams ones

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>extremely good

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Are you the "Mike Trout is a terrible player because of his 3 postseason games" poster? Because this is some god tier cherry picking. I can do some myself.

>7 straight seasons with >10 K/9 and 6/7 for 3.5< BB/9
>Consistently strands runners on base, never going lower than 65% over the past 7 years
>Very large gap between GB% and FB% in those same 7 years
Is he Craig Kimbrel? No. But he has a job, while Kimbrel sits at home waiting for a 100m contract

Mosaics? Those are people?

yeah, those are people
here is an best quality photo

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Baseball only has a gorillion games because it always had a gorillion games. Baseball would be a LOT better if it had say, 100 games. More fans would be in attendance for each game, making each game feel more important, and the amount of revenue lost really isn't that much. It could even be offset by proper division realignments and better scheduling to lessen travel

for some reason they do stuffs like this to celebrate the partiicpation in summer/spring koshien

This one is from Ibaraki Prefecture´s Ichioka First HS

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Juan Minaya lol

Why are you trying to take almost half of the baseball season away from me you fucking short attention span troglodyte?

no i think 162 games is fine, what do you follow every team all the time?

Want to know how i know you're a lifelong?

Juan Minaya should still comfortably make the White Sox opening day roster given his performance

Juan Minaya lol

>lifelong
I still remember the first game I went to.
baseball-reference.com/boxes/PHI/PHI199805050.shtml

Juan Minaya lol

who is Juan Minaya

is there any team more pathetic then the chicago white sox?

>The @whitesox are going straight-up Chicago with their new Polish Platter: a kielbasa sausage, three loaded baked potatoes or onion pierogis, piled on top of sauerkraut, caramelized onions and served with a homemade mustard sauce

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im not a big fat of butterflying a sausage, they should just give you two and that would be a fine meal

i keep waiting for the day you lose your swagger and class fatman, but i dont see that happening anytime soon

No.

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Dude why not have 10 games in colosseums that can seat a million instead for maximum importance!

"oink oink!"- fat slob

OH NO

NO NO NO NONO NO

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1 game... 2 teams... 2 lottery draw between the 30 teams to pick 2 teams...
Maximum importance, raise seating capacity, market well. Everyone will watch. Crazy.... This is how you fix baseball

that only made the NFL the most profitable sports league on earth

>tfw my lecture is during opening day
>can’t watch my yanks
Fuck grad school

1 game bro winnter takes all based profits ftw

Double elimination tournament between all 30 teams SO much profit baseball don't need no 162 games just look at nfl

I too, love seeing tens of thousands of empty seats because MLB seasons are artificially long unlike NBA or NHL Seasons, and the only reason it's so artificially long is because "Babe Roof did it"

Wanna know how i know you're a cuck?

How’s that, faggot?

NBA and NHL have em right bro! Cut em both down by half. 41 games hit em where they never expected it the seatd would NEVER be empty. Also 1 inning games. Like cricket they got it right except 3 outs... This way no hitters become more common and perfect game. History. would. make. itself...

You're a stankee fan.

Fuck you bitch I can deck you

No games. 1 giant paperview lottery. $60 a ticket. The world series is determined by this lottery. The winner is determine by a subsequent coinflip ina 2nd paperview. Short, sweet, and to the punch. Nhl nba and nfl would never know what hit em

No games no lottery ticket no series, maximum commercials. Naysayers out and watch as our sport flourishes. So much weight will be on this marketing it'll be a competition in its own right! hot damn...HOT DAMN!!

>Reasons MLB Seasons should be 154/162 games
da old ball game
rich billionaires NEED the money and tax breaks
>Reasons MLB Seasons could be reduced anywhere from 30-80 games
player safety
travel costs
Prove me wrong.

no games no sport! stick it to the traditionalists right in the gut! the game no longer exists, therefore there are no games of no importance so the contrary suggests every game has importance! players would be safer and travel costs wouldn't exist! You have just been proven RIGHT

I accept your concession

I have an alternative brother...
baseball. pachinko. machines.
All the love of the actual game, except none of the money spent on player safety and travel costs. The pachinko machines create an interest in baseball
Guy 1: "What's baseball?"
Guy 2: "oh it used to be a sport but now its a pachinko machine"
Guy 1: "sounds like a cool idea! I will entertain this thought as a sport."
Baseball lives on, and the negativity of it dies out

you can also be cucked by him or me, but i wouldn't give you that satisfaction.

You’re an idiot.
>Reasons that baseball is 162 games
1. to test players fortitude and endurance
2. to see players go through slumps and bounce back (resilience)
3. baseball is too dynamic for a shorter season. 30-80 games doesn’t give you an idea of a teams skill since a team can go on a 10+ game win streak and then never win again
so... EAT SHIT

>marlins

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Hey you just described Basketball

A baseball birthday party unit. Here you have some of the best players from MLB The Show in the game such as mike trout to generate revenue through entertaining at children's birthday parties by playing catch. This induces major interest in the children and maybe they decide to grow up to be part of the major league birthday party units. Video games will be the driving force behind this. Each player from the show has a cosplayer behind it that represents the player. Eventually baseball e-sport tournaments can even be had and infinite leagues can exist and the sport lives on (without the long season or injury or even the travel costsd!)

Well, I for one am looking forward to this bright future of baseball.

he didn't describe the part where one team always wins every season

Name the last time two teams won the World Series in the same year

i was talking about basketball

You mean the sport where only one team wins a championship in any given year? And if you complain about dynasties, Basketball doesn't have a team nearly as dominant as the Yankees. There's also Hockey, a sport in which describes perfectly. In fact, it describes almost every sport perfectly. Even the NFL

this is now an nba thread get out you cucks and gentleman

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we are nigging it up

I don’t like you
Or you

MUH RANGZ I WAS THERE FOR LIKE 2 OF THEM BUT MUH RANGZ THO
stankee fans literally cucked by their own history

The smartest man in baseball would advocate for shorter seasons

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Five of them, actually

just make it 16 game seasons there now we can have more baseball forever

it's another Yea Forumsstros win again and make /mlb/ mad again again

fuck u !

>I’m not a big fat
yes you are

Someone give me the rundown on Juan Minaya.

lol

this is a looney bin

Do you not watch Baseball for fun?

Baseball season isn’t long enough desu

JUST 17 MORE DAYS TIL BASEBALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA and 9 for some of you

why is kris bryant's wife so fat? you can have anyone in the world but you choose fat?

KIMBREL TO THE CUBS
KIMBREL TO THE CUBS
KIMBREL TO THE CUBS
KIMBREL TO THE CUBS
KIMBREL TO THE CUBS
KIMBREL TO THE CUBS

source?

Nats more like Nots am I right?

>IT'S REAL!!!!!!!!!

>17 days until opening day
>still no gf to watch games with

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sounds like you want a bf user-kun

well it it works next week will be an full week

>NPB teams vs MLB teams
>Season Opening between Oakland and Seattle
>Spring Koshien Tournament

more animating that that just this dog that is mascot of an Japanese team (fun fact: once he was so stressed and pissed off that he litteraly pissed on one of the players kek)

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Nice.

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maybe if you spent more time talking to girls instead of crunching stats.

and neither is muh dick

this desu
>gf
demands expensive shit, cries, has periods, uses sex to manipulate you, doesnt like baseball, complains constantly
>bf
is chill, likes baseball and outdoor stuff, doesnt have periods, has some independence, has a job

just shut your whore mouth

i'm probably gonna ask you for a stream, some real baseball is comfy til i get to watch the Yea Forumsstros

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Based L's

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>Low-T park

>low t

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i will post streams here, most of time i always post

Punished Ichiro

A man denied his body

good to know, keep up being the best poster in this gosh dang thread

>risp
I'll never get tired of watching this team blow golden opportunities

how else will fangraphs respect me?

you’ll only find trannys there

WAS, to be quite honest.

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What if there were 50 games to a season, but there are two seasons every year?

>being the best poster
Thanks for respect, nothing much better that know that my posting is making people happy

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don't think it's a word but uh cubas

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MLB Trade Rumors or Fangraphs.......which has the better comments section?

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One of the main attractions of baseball is how many games there are giving one plenty of opportunities to watch games. It also means that the players have to really work for those multi-million dollar salaries.

Yeah, David Ortiz worked so hard for his money sitting on the bench eating burritos

>csub

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yes

So /mlb/ what do you do when your team loses?

mildly annoyed, then I forget about it 10 seconds later

Rewatch the game with an emphasis on analyzing my teams plays, note any glaring errors, list up other things they could have done better, and send my findings to my team's fan email address.

ok not you, you seem normal, How about you >cusb?

I don't like watching other teams games so I'm generally just mad that there isn't anything left for me to watch.

I get so mad!

sit in the dark and seeth

be mad and attempt to vidya or anime only to stop halfway and continue being mad

>tfw you smoke weed and watch baseball and the game goes by even slower

too many bases, not enough balls

she literally looks like an Altmer from Elder Scrolls

saviour-superiority complex. from the 'civilizing mission' of 19th century colonialists to the patronizing SJWs of today. wealthy white people like to show off how better they are by being a 'philanthropist' or 'benefactor', i.e. 'helping the less fortunate' - and outright adopting a child from Africa is the peak of that

a badge of honour on this web domain

10/10 would eat for breakfast

cross my arms and furl my brow

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blame white people or Jews, whatever gets more (You)s

>implying blacks can or will raise their own kids
SHIGGY

he likes em large and in charge

This.

Found the whos fan

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I-I'm scared!
(*/ω＼*)

Apply 100 CCs of cute girls stat.

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I stop posting for the night & go to bed.

Predictions:

AL MVP: Mike Trout
AL Cy Young: Gerrit Cole
AL Rookie of the Year: Yusei Kikuchi

NL MVP: Trea Turner
NL Cy Young: Walker Buehler
NL Rookie of the Year: Pete Alonso

What if it was an afternoon game?

More sleep never hurts.

multi-ball

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actually it’s cusb

so, there litteraly 5 NPB pre-season games and some KBO pre-season games that will litteraly happen at same time in few mins

Should i post all or post an single game so people can follow thogether?

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actually you better figuratively post from now on or else you literal jungle monkey

sometimes i post, sacasm too
but sometimes i just want normal talk, its the main reason i come here since hueland doesnt have much baseball content or people to talk and shitpost about it

But Ricketts isn't a jew?

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!!!!!!!!!!

I've become desensitized to sports lately, which is probably good for my sanity. It took maybe 10 minutes to get over the Bears double doink before I was shitposting about it online. Same with the Sox losing out on Machado. So I imagine I won't feel anything when my dumpster fire team loses a regular season game.

actually there is only an single stream today of KBO so it will be only 5 games at same time so i will post all games here

KBO Pre-Season

>NC Dinos vs Lotte Giants
youtu.be/CNt-IiJa7Ec

NPB Pre-Season

>Tokyo Yakult Swallows vs Chiba Lotte Marines
hibox3612.blogspot.com/2019/01/a2.html

>Orix Buffaloes vs Saitama Seibu Lions
hibox3612.blogspot.com/2019/01/a4.html

>Hiroshima Carp vs Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fignters
hibox3612.blogspot.com/2019/01/a3.html

>Softbank Hawks vs Jap Gints
hibox3612.blogspot.com/2019/01/a1.html

ITT: post the face of a franchise who left right before his team won it all.

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um he was actually the face of the cubs idiot

Here's a double. (At least Thomas was still on the team, just not the postseason roster)

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>you now remember when the White Sox were good

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This was the face of the Cubs in 2004.

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METSIES WIN IT AGAIN!!!!!!!
HERE WE GO THORIE!!!! :DDDDD

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I used to call him Faglio Ordonez back in the days of mvp 03-05

Can’t wait for the St. Louis moonman edit.

This thread is officially sub standard because the Cubs didn't play today. Post music, or videos. Music videos

youtube.com/watch?v=09i8TKTSXCs

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Sounds like you did a lot of coping.

how so? It was just an inside joke and banter haha!

Oy vey this is another shoah

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>mets

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((bregman))

That fucking Double Doink will go down in legend. If they lose, they might as well lose big time.

bauer will put him in his place.

I'd take a bullet for any one of my bros

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>vanquish us
Every time

>”it’s anuddah shoah I only asked for six million!” ~ alex bregman

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Phone poster spotted!

Shit dude where have you been I thought you died or something

>"...Sixty million isn't much to ask for, is it? Please let's settle on six hundred million and put this behind us."

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE ________

>Phillies paying 330 million for a guy who will mostly get walks and strike outs

>Bregmans

OBP is the godstat my dude.

Y'all ready for the strike in 2021?

fuq i was about to do "are you ready for x" moment

i was going to say Are you ready for olympics bois?

the baseball pictogram came out

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angels pitching

Did you see this?

flickr.com/photos/lima2019juegos/sets/72157705862825151

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I want to, but at the american team isn't going to have stars on it. Just prospects.

We're watching it for the Japan-Korea rivalry memes. If USA somehow wins it would be fun but they probably won't.

i saw that, is good peru having an good baseball stadium

They are already better than us in it, since here besides have an literal MLB academy, we dont have baseball stadiums with lights

maybe MLB can let they go, i heared that it was negociating leave some players and make an extended all-star break so people can play on olympics

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>We're watching it for the Japan-Korea rivalry memes
pretty much this desu, it will be fun if Korea wins over Japan or if Japan wins it all

Korea will be crying umpball if they lose in the gold medal match and whoever loses will be koshien-level crying

they litteraly cried in 2015 when Japan was told that would recive premier 15 finals along taiwan hosting first phase

they litteraly called WBSC japanese biased

>expected to win >our division again

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>Premier 12
fixed lol

also that is pretty much the reason Korea will recive first phase of tournament

The Athletics will win the west.

Nah the angels will
Also the AL West is looking to be the strongest division in baseball. Get ready for a wild ride my friend

>strongest division
>has the rangers in it
Yeah I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there.

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Okay they will be shit but the other 4 will be competing.

I'd like to direct you to the NL East

Wont mean shit if he gets hit with a double play since he runs like a slug

>Angels
Have you seen our pitching?

>mexico
how you guys feel losing 6-0 to Japan?

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Autistro spamming in the dead of night!

kill yourself! trash!!

Would you consider the Oakland A's a beta or alpha team?

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It's cold. It's dark. My body doesn't know what time it is and there's only shitty, non-televised Spring training baseball.

no

Hope they win next time.

Mexico bullied Japan in the first game

why doesn’t he have a head or will it be whites only?

yup and fuck you if you don’t like it

>

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What a clip!

BTFO

fuck off marlins fan in every thread

seethe more

There is only on Marlins fan here and he doesn't even live in the same state as the team. It's just some autistic weeb wannabe to laugh at.

Good morning, boys.

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go stros

>le blur man

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>mfw listening to baseball all day at work until November
hold me bros, it’s getting comfy

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"Mom! I made the front page of the website!"
>

call your sons call your daughters!

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>cusb

>It's cold. It's dark. My body doesn't know what time it is and there's only shitty, non-televised Spring training baseball.
Have you tried reading A Wrinkle in Time or at least watching the awful film version with Oprah Winfrey and Reese Witherspoon?

that movie wasn't for you white man!

Testify brother

Now that I've called Jedediah and Tabitha, what do I do?

Resume churning the butter.

i am pretty much that the hemelt is his head
pictograms are random this way beacuse they need to be simple and informative as possible

I want magma already

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It seems that Angels really love Ohtani
even if he cant be an 2-way player this season he still got an raise in his sallary

japantimes.co.jp/sports/2019/03/12/baseball/mlb/shohei-ohtani-gets-salary-boost-second-season/

That's pretty cool. I hear they moved his locker next to Ligma's, too

call your friends call your neighbors!

>that movie wasn't for you white man!
?

>friends

Who or what is "ligma?"

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Wrong flag fag

Homo!

>cusb

Ligma balls!

sick little faggot. fuck you!

This queer put me right on edge

Oh fuck off sissy

>cusb

You little insect fuck you!

This is psychotic!

Teboq cut from the >mest and sent to the minors. God must hate him because he made him suck ass at so many sports.

Who else in baseball do you think sucks ass?

Mets fans

he wasnt cut, in fact he was promoted
he was in AA and now he is going to AAA, if he plays good in AAA like he played in AA, certainly he will play in Majors

this

Happening

Which players are two-way players, and for which players would you go both ways and why?

>Teboq
Teboq. :)

Based Ligmabro

Will he be playing next to Ligma?

is there a shittier team than the mets or white sox? honestly just a pathetic team like the marlins

Sigh...

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based german user making sure we dont get bumped off

>spicswing

SEETHE AT MACHADDIES

The Ligmas.

hey uh you know those astros yeah those guys are cool

LIGMASTROS!

>imagine having to use refball to make TSU win

at least when refball happns in baseball isnt blatant...

so white sox fags yes faggots i say you why do you smell funny

bump

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santa maria!

HOU HOUUUUUU

I came here to
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at you

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This Houston train is noisy to-day

I don't get it

New thread ready, feel free to shitpost in this thread to your heart's content before moving to a real /mlb/ thread.

>cheatstros

youtu.be/EjuOjDvpscs

Retard

20 posts early. Fuck you. Just fuck you.

Did some spic cross our border again

Speaking in Soccer and Baseball crossover

sports.yahoo.com/radamel-falcao-plans-switch-baseball-125013601.html

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>on time / real thread
Thank God someone knows how to make em

so which thread do we go to?

>we
If you have to ask, you're not "we".

>Letting a utility player hit for the cycle, in the playoffs, at home.

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Can anyone give me a quick, brief overview of the NYY this ST? Haven't been able to keep up with baseball lately.

I like the no nonsense outfield wall. it looks like there isnt a bad seat in the house.

so which one do we go to? i know some autist like you might make another thread right after that other or is the real autist dead?

Based Nomar

Nope, you're using this one and you're going to like it Autistro

This is war son.

500 get

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Off by 2, try again

On time?

Wait for it...

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