/hoc/

that other thread is even later, how about you fuck back off to sweden or one of those other third world countries

>other one used a map I forgot I made
Using this one even though i dont want to but I will because it was right on time and /hoc/s high standards and rich history deserve to be honoured

More /ott/ threads needed

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Yes Kings. Help the Ducks increase their chances of getting the 1st overall pick.

t. starts early threads that get pruned

Kings looking good.

What can possibly go wrong with this Magic the Gathering combo?

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Lolno sweaty

not a fan of otters desu

well get the Fuck Out then

There's no accounting for poor taste

gonna be a yikes from me, dog

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God Jesus what the FUCK?

not if they're at 501, can the newfags fuck off for a night please.

Oh look, it's the retard again

>Travis Harmonic

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Fuck off

AHEM

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lol good effort bruins

don't get lazy posting the /ott/s now

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Funny how Sam always shuts up when the Jets lose

remember when the calgary flames were a good hockey team? that was a good half a season...

probably because the jets game is over

Oh God damn it I'm so fucking horny holy shit

weak bait

Imagine being so delusional you think you ca dho jack shit before trade deadline

...

I'm actually just very high and looking for a snack. I'm still on /hoc/

They got a swedish defenseman

?

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>chileanposting
Johnny was a woodchuck

lets see them call that GI

As I said, jack shit.

If they disallow this goal I'm out.

>good goal
FLAMES HATERS BTFO

subban absolutely chimping out

>missing ploffs
>losing panarin
>losing bobrovsky
has anyone checked on ted?

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>It snowed in downtown san jose tonight
>tfw no longer sunbelter
shorks will win the stan lee cup this year confirmed

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Whatsup you fat fucking cocksuckers?

based subban refusing to accept refpuck, which results in more refpuck

Ok then

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nigger gonna nig

we've established last month that san jose is honorary snow belt. however now that it has snowed once again we are extended one more year.

somebody turned the HAARP towers off again

For what reason?

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Subban pulling the best imitation of his brother tonight.

Was a good period except for that bit of refpuck near the end.

The Bitch is fucking retarded. I hope Flames score in the PP. Or swing a stick in the niggers head.

to be fair, they were trying to get Hayes and Stone but the asking price was too high. I'm glad Brad Treliving didn't sell the farm to pickup anybody because Valimaki and Dube look elite in the AHL. The goaltending is the weakest aspect of the team but Rittich seems to be playing alright and it's Smith's last year

woah not cool Sven not cool

nice overreaction. can't wait to see your tears when the flames lose.

For the hundreth time. You won't win shit with that goalie tandem.

What ever happened to the third Subban brother?
I know PK and Malcolm are in the NHL, but what about the third guy?
Didn't he get drafted by the Canucks?

He got sent to Toronto

He's back home in prison

Jordan's playing in the minors 4 now
>Ontario Reign

He'll probably end up like Jared Staal

Everyone has been saying that not just you
I'm still glad BT didn't give away all his picks and prospects. The core is all young and signed to long term deals and Tyler Parsons is going to be the future starter of the team maybe as soon as next season.

sweet penalty nigger

I have an old hockey magazine from when Marc Staal got drafted, with an interview with him and Eric where they both said that Jared was the most talented of the brothers. Did that statement bite them in the ass or what?
Giordano has maybe one more Norris caliber season in him. After that the window is closed.

The lighting in the saddledome is absolute shit. If the NHL was smart, they'd make the flames forfeit every game until they got that retarded red light off the ice.

you cant say that here

I don't see any red light. Maybe time for a visit to your optician?

It's gone now. But it's been there at the beginning of every period and no ones turned it off until well after puck drop.

You might need to get your eyes checked. I dont see any red lights

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>FATTENBURG

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woah, there is a "V" in the golden knights team icon

Oh, is there still hockey on? I wouldnt know. My teams all make the playoffs always so I don't watch regular season haha

please do something kniggits

playing for the toronto marlies in the ahl

theahl.com/stats/roster/335/61

>advertisements status: DENIED

it's because of their name, the golven knights, get fukken learnt pleb

>golven

>David Rittich
>Place of Birth: Jihlava, Czech Republic
>My teams all make the playoffs always
You're only cheering for American teams? Interesting.

is black goaltending the future?

Marlies, he was playing today, the game was broadcast on NHL Network

that's why they are the Vegas Golden Knights and not the Las Vegas Golden Knights. It's much harder to make the helmet with the letter L

Idea to get football """fans""" into hockey.
>no more periods
>4 quarters 15 minutes long
>no more "intermission"
>8 minute "break" in between 1st and 2nd quarter and between 3rd and 4th
>halftime after 2nd is 24 minutes
Do it Gary. Do it, so I can sue for infringement or some shit

ask ray emery

Where else would the "v" come from dipshit?

6 minutes of advertisements between every stoppage of play

2 soon

let's talk some sense into this retard my based amerifren

You're promoted

Where is Vegas?

David "Hasek" Rittich

I would nail Gaudreau's balls to the bench after that.

Right between Sodom and Gomorrah

North & east of California. Pretty much a huge wasteland with Vegas being it's only redeeming quality.

Chris "Hasek" Osgood

>i'm telling you gary, these two retards from /hoc/ are revolutionning the sport, we'll make trillions

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Dominick "Hasek" Hasek

So Vegas is located near Las Vegas?

dominik "dominik hasek" hasek

Imagine Dragons "performance" during every halftime of scf

how do we stop the metropolitan from winning another cup lads

Dominik "Dominik 'Dominik Hasek' Hasek" Hasek

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHATEVER

Dominik "Dominik 'Dominik 'The Dominator' Hasek' Hasek" Hasek

SUUUUU-BAN

>mfw

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If the Atlantic teams won't choke and the western teams don't suck.

Can’t, threepeat is back on the menu

Tkachuk is an absolute legend

Teach the Lightning's coach to do the Heimlich

translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=sv&tl=en&text=subban

Chris "Good 0s" Osgood

look no further

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tkachuk is going to make so much fucking money next year. i wonder who the flames will have to dump to keep him

Will Gary answer the call and take the bogpill?

>letting fleury statpad against the cantpucks while letting the nig hang out to dry
Is gallant, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

>le wacky beard men

Jake "Ron Textall" Virtanen

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SUBBAN IS A NIGGER

the ol laine hatty

Matthew "Hat Trick" Tkachuck

>mad at facial hair

that red head picking up hats on the ice was cute

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Nobody. They won't have a problem re-signing him, they've got a lot of cap space

hey guys, I'm in charge of record-keeping around here. just need a few people to share their "scared status" so I can enter it into my log

gg flames see you in round 1

Status: not scared at all

if you don't make 6 figures have a wife don't talk to me about scared status

negative infinity

FUCK yeah niggas

GG Knights

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>subban hasn’t been sent down to the minors yet
wake me up inside

Give me back the filet o fish
Give me that fish
Give me back the filet o fish
Give me that fish
Give me back the filet o fish
Give me that fish

SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN

youtube.com/watch?v=PJ-JBFXh2IU

filet o fish is easily the worst thing on the mcdonald's menu

Where's all my siwanators at?

filet o'fish is god's gift to mankind

its gone?

Overtime
>the whole of both teams is allowed on the ice
>no penalties. Total carnage free-for-all. Players enforce rules on each other as needed.
>game doesn't end until somebody scores. No breaks for anything except to remove prone, injured players from the ice.

Going to bed lads please don’t (You) this post it tends to keep me awake

The puck is a klondike bar

Ducks about to win 4- in OT again

goodnight, lad

ok, i'll try not to

Just make it like three's in NHL '19
Basically UFC on ice with random triple, double and minus goals thrown in

youtu.be/csrPT9ClVUc

>Ducks about to win 4-3 in OT again

>mcdonalds is easily the worst thing on the world's menu
ftfy

The puck is 20 Absolute Vodka's and the team that can score without breaking the majority have to drink all of them after the game.

>ducks come back and score 3 late in the 3rd to force OT
where have I heard this before

>Giordano has maybe one more Norris caliber season in him. After that the window is closed.
Gio has been a huge part of the team but I don't think the window closes when his Norris caliber play drops off. Rasmus Andersson has really stepped up and proven he has what it takes to be a top pairing Dman and hopefully Juuso Valimaki will develop into a top pairing blue liner too.

>tfw no playoff hokkei

Only one ref on the ice. He has a handgun in case things get out of hand.

Let's go Duckos

How about spreading power-ups on the ice. Faster speed, harder shoot, one that makes you big, one that makes you small etc?

Idk :^DDDD
SCAAAAAAAR

>doesnt know trips powers him up

oh how about one that acts like a cherry in mario and makes 3 of you that all move in sync

My belief is that you need a norris caliber defensman on your roster to win a championship, unless your team has Sidney Crosby.

>sees what eichel got suspended for
Yeah, we'll be lucky to have hockey simply still be hockey in a few years. Soccer moms will love it though.

norris is a meme trophy

Good idea. And let's take away the instigator rule and kick all weak manlets from the league while bringing in goons again.
youtube.com/watch?v=2cHmg7v-kyQ

How would that translate IRL though? Like every team can use a pre designated "power up"? Like:
>whole team does cocaine
>coaches get laser pointers and are allowed to blind other players
No bad ideas here. Just keeping it rolling.

Banana peels and turtle shells

Saki KoiclBrian Boyle the a little ckee room xanzef

For you and retarded hockey ''journalists'' maybe. What I mean by a norris caliber defensman is a clear cut number 1 defensman. Not a top pairing or a top 3.

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set players on fire when they score three goals like nhl hitz 2002

based and trophypilled

Captain of the Stanley Cup winning team gets a beanbag shotgun to use on ice during the regular season

Ok, how about this. Every player gets a six shooter and one bullet. And he can choose to pull the trigger only once every shift has one. If the bullet goes off, he gets a new bullet on the bench

Basically russian roulette on ice. That would make the sport much more interesting.

I understood what you meant, and I agree.
However the Norris is a meme trophy, case and point: PK "Whoops I'm about to cause a turnover? Better dive" Subban has won it.

lads, what does it feel like being in the playoffs? i forget

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like magic when you win
like depression when you get eliminated

did you know that ps2 is older than kaapo kakko and jack hughes

Yeah, well, we all know why the Bitch won a norris. Because he's a youtube.com/watch?v=vcZ9ku_wInw

during the duration of the season, exactly ONE puck will explode with a 10 feet blast radius at a random time during the season, anywhere in the league, not more, not less than one explosion

bags of sand

gg flames

Ending it all lads

like salty milk and coins

suicide bomb /cric/ pls

business idea: drill a big ass hole in the middle of NZ so that shit-ass island sinks and NZ posters all drown

Finally

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starting to not trust the kiwi

GG
would've been a different outcome if Fleury was playing I think. see you in the playoffs

Business idea: sell world maps without NZ and pass the ink savings onto the customers.

you're right, I'm not sure who will step up and become the #1 guy when Gio starts to fall off but I think Rasmus Andersson has a lot of potential.

approved

>but I think Rasmus Andersson has a lot of potential.
Yeah, maybe. Even though he's a porridge mouth from Malmö.

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Big regulation loss for the tanking effort tonight

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fund it

for me, it's hanging out backup goalie out to dry everytime there is a back to back game

>only SHIT teams playing tomorrow

For me, it's blowing the first game of a back to back with the backup goalie then still losing the second game with your #1 goalie

>only SHIT teams playing the next four (4) days

kek - why do they call people from Malmö "porridge mouth"?

>#lose4hughes
>#thejackoff

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Because like Danes, it sounds like they have their mouths full of porridge when they talk.

Reckon the Hasb are going to be memed out of the playoffs by the Teds

that's the official montreal playbook

Quinn > Jack

They're tanking correctly again!!!

Who do the ducks want anyways?

Hughes? Kappo? Cozen?

this fucking faggot on post 2 post crying that he got hurt, who FUCKING CARES

If I would have told you that Montreal would even be in the playoff race by this time, would you've believed me? To me it looks like Habs ''rebuild'' goes a lot quicker than anyone thought. On the other hand, Canadiens have made it a habit of being good one year and completely shite the year after.

who caniac here

>being this mad at some guy on youtube with a podcast

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>mfw next year

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What were you before the 2016-17 season?

he was pedo

your step father

>p-please check out my other channel if you want to hear more about my injury, and keep up with my recovery
get the fuck out of here you swedish faggot, i just want to hear his based boomer dad talk about hockey.

WHERE ARE THE NUMBERS SHANNON YOU SONOFABITCH

did subban spit on that ref?

Damn, they really moved the wrong team. Qubec City looks much more comfy than Montreal.
>mongolian banter
Not even once
If you call that crying, I don't know what to tell you.

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no, you race baiting faggot

No, he just tried to headbutt him like the ape he is.

if he would've tried to headbutt him, he would've actually done it you retarded thin-haired pussy

the Nords will be back. it's only a matter of time

>''no''
He realized in the last second that he wouldn't play anymore this season if he actually finished the head movement, so he pulled back. Now go be a cuck somewhere else.

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it's funny to see all the thumbed up comments saying he was "chimping out" in the sportsnet clip on youtube. not very good optics for hockey fans

nice buzzword and cope you absolute fucking imbecile

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It might be 10 years but there's so many Nordiques fans in Quebec city that want their team back that it will eventually it will happen. They already have the arena built

>not very good optics for hockey fans
On the contrary. It shows that hockey is for white heterosexual males only and that's a good thing.
Ok bitch.

>It shows that hockey is for white heterosexual males only and that's a good thing.
Based

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Sports Broadcasting Hall of Famer Gary Bettman needs to die or step down first.

But the Met has already threepeated

if you go shouting that from the rooftops then hockey is going to get swarmed by SJWs and activists that want to radically change hockey culture to be more inclusive. it's already happening in a lot of ways

he brought back the Jets. never say never

not really. blacks will never be into hockey when the nba exists. the only other market is maybe mexicans and chinks

>muh sjws
>muh white people
i swear to god, you niggers cry more about issues than the liberals

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The people running the sport knows too well that if it gets to inclusive it will die and they will lose money.

how insecure do you have to be to be affraid that black people will take over hockey? kek, go back to /pol/ faggots

>grug see black man
>grug make rude comment

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Everybody with a brain knew that hockey in a city that is 80% nignog won't work, except Buttman. In a healthy world the Jets would never have moved and the Atlanta experiment would never have existed. I can bet you anything that he didn't want the Jets back.
No one is afraid. Niggers don't have the IQ to be good hockey players. The game is too fast.

Now please fuck off back to hfboards and r*ddit and stay there you fucking faggots

don't worry lad, it's just the typical mentally ill incels who are so out of touch, that they obsess about race and other arbitrary things. not everyone here is insane.

you're really upset. it'll be ok sweatie

based dubs of truth, let's post about onion rings and how much grease is funny when he rants about commies while doing too much coke

damn Sweden has no chill

>be swedish
>be irrelevant in regards to north american hockey
>'no one is afraid of niggers'
>cries constantly about black people
please, please, please kill yourself

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>your team
>your current unbiased stanley cup final matchup prediction

There's nothing wrong with black people. Sand niggers on the other hand...

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Which hockey player do you think would enjoy this?

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For me, it's secretly having a black player as one of my favorites in the league while simultaneously shitting on blacks in the NHL

Islanders
Lightning vs. Predators

I’m pretty sure Seth Jones has autism, is it him?

for me, it's laughing at literally all of the racists itt, because they cower in front of minorities in public, when they make the bi-annual trip to the market from their parents' house
>excuse me sir, i'm sorry
>YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN WHAT I SAID TO THIS NIGGER TODAY

Sharks
Jets vs Lightning

>i threw up a little inside my mouth when i saw that nigger goalie on the golden knights sperging out at the ref. hes fortunate that hes even allowed to play the whitemans game.
wow shannon

desu, i think whoever makes it out of the pacific between the sharks, knights, or flames will make it to the scf. the jets and preds are trash.

NIGGER

>hasb
>blots vs flams

>muh shannon is racist meme
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Flamms vs Lgbtning would be kino rematch

>two Swedes in the top PPG in NHL history
>one American
One country has barely 10 million people
The other has ovre 350 million.
Is that what you're fantasizing about during the days? You sad pathetic faggot.

>Meme
I see someone isn't a part of the "TheHockeyGuy™" Official Discord™ server

youtube.com/watch?v=oxKCPjcvbys

IMAGINE THIS ASS TAKING A BIG SHIT

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Will >we make to the wcf, lad?

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youtube.com/watch?v=IAmgTNATJkk

imagine typing this out

let me make this really simple for you.
USA - 24 (almost 25) NHL teams
Sverige 0 (zero) NHL teams

once again, your country is irrelevant to north american hockey.

No, but I'm biased.

NO AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME

it's a tossup between sharks, knights, and flames my good man.

Good night faggots. And remember, niggers belong in the jungles of Africa, not in any civilized country
Not without a healthy Karlsson in form.

You must be joking. Sweden is one of the most relevant countries to North American hockey.
The big 5 hockey nations are Canada, USA, Russia, Sweden, and Finland

>ackshually
shut the FUCK up. there is literally no influence in the NHL from europe, regardless if their players are in the league or not.

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Come on everybody, let’s end racism!

I hope he will not return to this October shit again

100% I think Sweden influenced our attack options within the nhl from their league style of play.

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poor people are shit no matter what race.

t. insectoid in vancouver
fuck off

did i upset you chief feather head?

Why are poor blacks more prone to violence and crime than poor whites then?

Good Night.

you are moving the goalposts. you've went from saying they are irrelevant to saying they have no influence in the league. technically no country has influence on the league, the only group that controls the league is the NHL executives.

they aren't

what are you fags even mad about i don't get it

most violent crime here is committed by sams people

t. son of Chinese millionaire

Just got my Mensa card in the mail and all I have to say is FUCK THE SUNBELT, FUCK ANIME, AND FUCK FINLAND you FAGGOTS don't know SHIT about HOCKEY

>the only group that controls the league is the NHL executives
ie canadians and americans, ie north americans, ie not swedes, ie i'm eternally correct. you fucking moron.

mensa means dense lmao

Not hokkei, that's for sure

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>130 IQ
big deal, I bet you can solve sodoku puzzles

your family is so new to the city they couldnt afford to buy a house before the chinks ruined the real estate market? maybe you and your parents should go back to what ever shit hole you came from.

if grease has 86 iq somebody here has to have 114 iq to to balance it out.

91395593
still doesn't mean Sweden is irrelevant in NHL.
I doubt blacks make up the NBA executives. Are blacks irrelevant to basketball?

leafs play tomorrow so wait until then

wew this cope. "blacks" in basketball are almost entirely american. so yeah, americans do make up NBA executives. you FUCKING IDIOT.

Bulju is posting here, so it must be him

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kek nice try Daquan

/hoc/ is so mad... I love it

/hoc/ was mad all day today

>be wrong
>get caught being wrong
>n-nigger
cope pussy

God I wish I was Bulju.

You claimed Sweden is irrelevant to hockey. You are the wrong one here.

I claimed sweden was irrelevant to north american hockey, explained what i meant by it, and you literally kept going with irrelevant coping mechanisms, to which i countered. keep crying and coping, you autistic faggot.

lol that's wrong too nigger
keep seething

I wish I was his sister

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>n-no you
truly grim

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Woah! Uncalled for Zheng...

>/pol/
its not 2016 anymore

Desu lad, just go to bed at this point, before you get btfo some more.

literally who still goes on /pol/ post elections. that place is reddit incarnate

you are 100% wrong. Sweden is relevant to north american hockey. keep crying

I did a free online IQ test once that said my IQ was 114 so it must be me

who?

Which hockey players are these?

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why do you have this picture saved to your HD?

me on the boy of the right shirt

youtube.com/watch?v=43_BDuJgr-Q

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racism = bad

>hughes probably won't play against the rags
fuck

Who eating kebab today?

worst song ive heard posted in a long time

What about this
youtube.com/watch?v=OEfOkcmXEyQ&t=158s

yeah it fucking sucks

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youtube.com/watch?v=j2o4xFWh1ow

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Way to expose yourself as a retard. Dense means pound for pound elite. Sunbelt fucking faggot.

this is pretty bad too

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>Daylight savings
Nah, this is certified Fake Pacific Hours

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>that voice

I can beat it
youtube.com/watch?v=h6DNdop6pD8

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

rp FUCKING h, what is up my dudes

get with the times man

literally why is dst still a thing

youtube.com/watch?v=wgPh3mSYf0M

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im speechless

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imagine having man ass saved to your computer

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Real sleepy time hours

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Still waiting for Chopin to release his next album

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For me it's not being tired thanks to dumb dst

imagine dedicating an entire image to tripfags

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yeah i hate it, shit really fucks up your sleeping schedule

a*ze go back to boreball
m*riya go back to ape hoop
hockey is not for you turds

hey i made both of those

bretty gud

>tfw sleep schedule is already permafucked so the clock moving an hour does not affect you
I can't remember the last time I wasn't wide awake when we gained or lost an hour

stop using a computer before you sleep

sort your life out chap

I turned down a job recently because they wanted me to be awake army normal hours

More of a Tartini man my self youtube.com/watch?v=z7rxl5KsPjs

who is more likely to be a contender in 3 years: the oilers or the canucks?

oilers are capfucked, canucks aren't yet. probably nucks assuming benning stop handing out god awful contracts

I have my shit together in other aspects of my life, it's just my job enables my undisciplined sleeping habits. I have an office job with a big company and I work from home. My manager doesn't give a fuck what time I start working as long as I get all my assignments done that day.
>workday
>wake up sometime between 10 AM and 1 PM
>start wagecucking
>get all work assignments done in 2-5 hours depending how busy we are, if it's a slow day I can be done in less than an hour
>stay logged in on work computer for full 8 hours so if they check I was logged in all shift but once I'm done with my assignments I just fuck around the rest of the day
>vidya, shitposting, fa/tg/uy hobbies, reading, TV or movies
>this goes on until sometimes between 3-5 AM when I go to bed
It's not much different from my schedule when I was a NEET except I have a little responsibility and a good paycheck.

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Oilers can make some trades with assets and get on track more quickly imo

literally who would want any player on the oilers that can actually be traded

that's what I think too. the canucks seem to be on a pretty clean slate while the oilers need to tear everything down before they can build it all up again

The Canucks are fucking retards, they'd probably want some

that's not so bad. at least you have a job and some income. whatever makes you happy man

the only issue is that from here on out benning needs to stop signing plugs, because in 3 years peteys ELC will be up and erikssons shit contract will be as well

I doubt it lol

no. benning is dumb but not THAT dumb

god.. watch us trade for lucic

what do you do?

nobody wants lucic or else pulju would've been traded by now since they're supposed to be part of the package

Yeah, it might just be in my head. I still feel like a NEET because of my schedule.

The best way to describe my job is researching and negotiating prices for our products with our clients. We're nationwide and 95% of my external communication is done by email which is why it doesn't matter what time I do my job. It actually works well starting later in the day since I will have emails already waiting for me by the time I get up, so I reply then they reply and I reply again until it's sorted out, plus if something important needs to be handled after all my coworkers with a normal schedule are gone I can take care of it.

Does it really matter? The new prospects are going to have small cap hits and when the ELC's runs out and it comes time to re-sign them he can just trade away the other players with term to free up space.

sounds easy, and comfy. how did you land it?

i don't really think anybody would want the canucks plug players. would anyone even take on beagle? his contract isn't that terrible but he's pretty useless out there

i dont think jimbo is really aggressive enough to make those kind of trades. i mean yea its easy to criticize but he doesnt seem to have that sort of commanding personality that would be good when negotiating.

lel he'll probably be fired before peteys ELC is up

What the fuck is wrong with you

if the asking price was low enough I'm sure somebody would be interested.

Pure, dumb luck. There were a couple things that helped me. My department was expanding and hiring a dozen entry level employees when I was hired so I wasn't cucked by the fact there will always be at least 1 or 2 applicants out of the hundreds that apply who are absolutely amazing, plus there wouldn't be enough nepotism hires to block them from hiring externally. My first interview was with a manager in the department instead of some HR clown and we ended up finding out we share an autistic interest (advanced baseball stats) so we talked about that for over an hour when the interview itself was only scheduled for 30 minutes. He basically told me as long as I didn't spaghetti the next interview with HR I was in. I somehow avoided fucking that up and got an offer a few days later.

I'm just being an armchair GM. I don't know much about Benning maybe he's a shitty negotiator

not sure how i would feel about granlund being resigned for a few years

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pretty jelly desu, sounds easy

im just being an armchair gm too. looking back at >our blueline during the good years, it was pretty fucking stacked. it would take like a solid 2-3+ more years of good draft picks and smart free agent signings to get anywhere near that level again.

I was the one who drew the penis taking a piss on the second one

thinkeng of quinn hughes~

>tfw no ehrhoff

I had been looking for a job for over a year by that point and had applied to at least 500 places with only a handful of interviews by the time I was hired. The stars aligned just right for me to get my job. That one time might seem easy but the road to get there sucked dick. I was really, really close to saying "Fuck it" and accepting a lifetime of NEETdom when I was hired.

>check pixelzone
>furries redrew over everything

most of it is still up. they just fixed what we destroyed

>false flagging as binland
good times

just fell asleep

playing nhl '19 online as binland and just scored on a penalty shot with bulju

his rating sucks though

Friendly reminder stankos had never won a cup a will never win a cup because he plays I. Front of a bunch of sunbelt retards

W-what are the locks for tonight lads?

Thingken of Flyers and Sharts win. Anything else?

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are you on xbox? Wanna play me?

ps4

B-but the presidents trophy...

Put it all on >rags and yotes

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Couldn't get a boner so I went to the doctor thinking it might be diabetes. Turns out I'm just a SUNBELT FAGGOT that doesn't know SHIT about hockey.

REAL PACIFIC HOURS

1 vs 1 me faggot

>normie box

on >rags and yotes losing?

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xbox has shit games. not like i use my ps4 these days either, though

Jussi Jokinen has 5+14 in 12gp +13 with car parts

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On them winning

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>open window
>smell skunk farts

okay

He couldn't do that in a real league were the majority of players are actual humans

I play new games mostly on pc anyway(s)

Use xbone for normie games like nhl, fifa, rd2 and my old backwards compatible 360 games cause my 360 red ringed

>rags
>winning
Why do you want me to lose kronor user?

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car parts would be a mid table team in the nhl

so gay. if nhl were on pc we'd have an online beer league by now

Mark my words, they will beat the soilers

Yea Forums is an interesting place

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that board is pure shitposting. i browse it for giggles

that's a ylilauta filename

i want to ding dong diddly cum inside bayley

No they wouldn't and jokinen couldn't make the coyotes. They're not even ahl tier

delusion

HOCKEY IS ON

olympicchannel.com/en/live/event/winter-universiade-krasnoyarsk/video/detail/men-s-semifinal-1-ice-hockey-winter-universiade-krasnoyarsk/

olympicchannel.com/en/live/event/winter-universiade-krasnoyarsk/video/detail/women-s-bronze-medal-game-ice-hockey-winter-universiade-krasnoyarsk/

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Says the girl who thinks some weak euro pussy league where a retired naked scores 1.5 ppg is NHL tier

hello my boomer friend why are you up so late

curling is underrated thb, watched a bit while working out at the gym. the brushing is a bit gay but the required accuracy and the strategy really makes you think

Finland doesn't know shit about hockey and is a homer faggot

not sure im liking your new shtick desu

Finland is delusional and their leagues are minor-minor-minor league teams for big strong USA.

25 consecutive cup victories. Work hard and we might let you win one for us.

It's essential Olympic kino

youtube.com/watch?v=v2MagIsyupM

>1:55
kino

no

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I had a catnap a few hours ago. I was going to try staying up but idk. Feeling drowsy

olympics will never be as good as 2010 again desu
youtube.com/watch?v=PuJH2WXJGHI

The athletes have great fitness. There is a video of Kaitlyn Lawes doing her usual workout and it looks tough. The sweeping takes a huge toll on you

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>The sweeping takes a huge toll on you

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It's 10.45 pm and I have wage slavery in 3 hours

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For me it’s: purchasing a research chemical online with the explicit purpose of Doing actual research

I used to think the same way but think. 8 rocks per end for 9 ends. That's 72 times sweeping per game.

just made "DrunkNative_aha" rage quit after 2 periods

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Nice gamer tag faggot

Islanders
Shorks canes

>tfw can't play online cause the new tuner is giving me massive lag

post team

All I ever do online is rim the puck in the ozone wing to wing and score if a one timer is there and I've never lost and no one can stop me

for me it's offensive RW Adolf Hiller

i'm gonna add you

I always name my mascot hitler or the nword and i forget until he's pounding the glass and I laugh my ass off

>mild only have 33 wins
>in a playoff spot
CRINGE

Columbus will sign erik karlsson

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>play offs one month away
Prime hockey from here to june, lads

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>columbus blue JUSTets

Who dies /hoc/ think wins the cup? Me, I'm thinking San Jose

Sam Jose sharts

Imagine thinking Columbus won’t go on a run and win the cup in 16 games

like, the roster?

cool

imagine thinking the teds will ever win a playoff series

18+

Imagine unironically calling a team by a name of a fan

threepeat incoming

T S N
B R E A K I N G
N E W S

The COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS, one of the most respected and prestigious NHL organizations, if not THE most respected and prestigious NHL organization, is POISED to WIN the STANLEY CUP.

It's coming back to Canada!

imagine how intense shannons whalewifes dutch ovens are

imagine the brap smell after she has beans

>yfw the yotes sneak 3rd in the pacific

Yotes dynasty 2019-2025?

I'm thinking about ice

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Is morality subjective or is it objective?

Yes

>like, the roster?
yea

i'ma morally subject your mom to my dick

brazil ice hockey world champions when?

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We're too poor to afford ice.

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so many busts, so much tragedy, a moment of silence please

Subjective

I love when >we play the laffs. I'd he more psyched for a laff series then boston desu

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objective

How? Be "good" to each other? There is no rational definition for what good is.

Huomenta

r8

When it comes to synergies TB and BU are activated. That's why I keep Moog in goal

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try the 10 commandments as a starter, some or all of them fit

Anyone could come up with situations where it would better to break those rules. How people ought to act is not hard coded into reality anywhere. That's why existentialism was created

nerds

so basically anything goes and you throw out the rules

got it

Monday morning....lets go boys, a long week ahead of us.....we gotta get ready for thr playoffs

Its just something you choose as a human being in the world. Good is still good, its just part of your being which does not yield to reductionist approaches.

>good is still good
so you agree it's measurable rationally, but you want to ignore the rational measure at whim

I love Mondays. It means I've been better than all of you at literally everything for another long hard week
Nigger

>all finish team
Yikes

shall be spamming until new

*farts*

gross eat some fiber

>rags

based leafsnob

I am saying it is an intrinsic part of being human, but it can't be pinned down with rationalist techniques. The only decent attempt I think is hard utilitarianism which most don't agree with

I love Mondays. It means >my team is closer to the #1 pick and will soon be dominating all >your teams.

that hasn't happened since 2005

>"you're not the boss of me"

so it's time >my team broke that streak

LATE THREA LATE THREAD RRREEEEEEEE

make a new or I will scream

where’s the new.

Have I died? Is this my personal version of Purgatory? Shitposting into the unanswering abyss of an autosaged /hoc/?

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