Officially Round 1 week. Peem Pist Poosday tommorow
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Official /nrl/ round 1 week theme:
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I posted that poem yesterday but none of you bastards got out of bed early enough to keep the thread up so.
Will Smith retire?
No he won't, he wants to get the 400 games and have that record. I never met him or played against him but I want to punch him in the face. He's probably a lovely bloke though, then again he seems a cunt so I don't know.
Will he though
Yes he will retire eventually he will also most certainly die some day, as will we all. Unless he dies before he retires of course.
Hate my job lads. Only here for the 700 bucks a week kek. Fuck everyone here.
700 clear is not great money but it's ok. Just keep your head down, user.
Taking home 700 a week is more than 70% of Australians make
/afl/ is up
What cheapies do I need to have lads?
Back to back, faggots.
dead thread
dead poomunity
Yeah we’re dead.. dead serious about the ritualistic killings of young children in aboriginal and Torres Strait communities that is.
based rc
seems like hes still carrying a chip on his shoulder over the poorms cheating
>still one spot left in the SC league
dead poomunity confirmed
waddlel
remember convict fellas?
remember JFBF fellas?
Someone better fucking fill it. If it's not filled by Thursday I'm adding Sangster.
>mfw sanga wins the hip
Ive been asking for fuck age if there's any room cunt
Link me cunt
based cowbucks on joining 5 leagues and losing every one of them watch
I can't believe it's new season kick off eve eve eve ladies
just use 4 plebs and search for it m8
>there are supercoach porn addicts posting here rn
Will St George name him or does he name himself on Thursday?
finally got all my centrelink shit sorted out
now time for some supercoach.
watch out scrubs, i shall be winning the hip this year.
His parents named him, m8
BTFO
kek
KEK
Another player stood down
>baka
>tfw nrl dies as all the name players retire and all the other players are sent to jail
>tfw based nrlw rises from the ashes to become the supreme sport
What happened lads?
big fan of gays in sport
/NRL/ SC LEAGUE CODE
529536
Do NOT select anyone not playing rd1 lads
Do any of you lads want to play draft?
>joining anything to do with murdoch
kek newcunts on pooicide watch
*Still has Lomax Haas and Salmon in his team*
>all the peems here and on SC Talk that have guys like Allan, Xerri and Hoppa Jr all on their bench
Do they fucking WANT to have no depth and cash generation?
Yeah m8, but noone else does
Current CTW is GutherGOD, Bateman, Bird, CNK, Kahu, Lomax and Allan.
Hoping Lomax gets a run. I know Allan won't but I don't really know who to dump him for just yet. Might just bring Nikora down from 2RF and pick another cheap forward.
/cric/
/cric/ is that bastard son that /nrl/ doesn't like to talk about
>Hoping Lomax gets a run
I think for the most part its just waiting for PPP with a bit of the hivemind mentality of how people structure their cap ie dual elite FB. Theres also too much of a focus on sctalk about overall instead of H2H which have similar but different strategies.
For me, you will be making 6+ trades through the first 4 weeks regardless, so you be also looking at the flexibility of DPP and have downgrade target cheapies instead of missing out on someone because your 5k short
I have similar m8, although looks like garrick will get the run at manly, so i'll have him instead. Gagans also the likely souths winger
I'm concerned that Garrick will get the flick once Tommy returns. Definitely picking whoever gets that left wing spot at Souths. That left edge looks like a gold mine.
Ya'll really scared of me huh? Cannot wait until you see my side. A bunch of redpilled selections.
I'm a serious contender for the 'hip.
Does supercoach cause porn addiction or is it a symptom of porn addiction?
Trbojevic, Elliot, Garrick, Hopoate, Parker, Suli Taufua, Walker, Funa
At best, they'd probably line up like this
1. Tommy T
2. Elliot
3. Walkie
4. Suli
5. Taufua
Rd 1 I'm guessing
1. Elliot
2. Garrick
3. Parker
4. Suli
5. Taufua
Parker is shit but I am considering Elliot
Cowbucks, such a chad. I sure could learn a thing or two from that SuperCoach.
You're a serious contender to bomb out of the finals in straight sets again.
Post predictions lads.
Roosterman to miss finals again (and MG to dance on his grave)
LaffinWOAT to return to the middle of pack (though he'll still do well in tipping, which he'll brag about endlessly)
Michael to help make up the numbers in the 8 as always
Cowbucks miss the top 4 and bomb out
Final will be a repeat of last year with N finally redeeming himself and winning the hip
Shiggler and Gummi Bears to remain in obscurity
Danny will NOT win the spoon (though he'll still win his virginity)
friendly reminder that half of the teams in sc are the same person
*/nrl/ sc league
>Terepo drank his own alcohol in the airport lounge before boarding. He then brought it on to the plane in a coffee cup and refused to hand it over to Air New Zealand staff, insisting he was allowed to drink his own alcohol on the flight, the eyewitness said. He threatened the air hostesses that his lawyer would be contacting them because they were wrong. He was loud and disruptive during the safety briefing.. the (flight) manager asked him to stop drinking but he continued to do so, arguing with the manager. He was read out a warning, he continued to talk over the manager and was told that police authorities would meet him upon landing. He continued to drink his alcohol in his coffee cup and the manager had to snatch a larger spirit bottle from him.
>I really felt sorry for was the air hostess that sat across from him. From her body language I could tell she felt uncomfortable as he prompted her with questions like "what are you doing after or tonight?" and "Do you come to Parramatta?" in his drunken state. Terepo fell asleep later in the flight and after the plane landed, he was escorted off it by two police officers.
*gargles gravel*
CHEEE HOOOOOOO
I didn't go out in straight sets. Made the prelim final, won the minor 'hip.
Any room left in the footy tipping?
>joining laffinGOATwinslol
wouldnt bother m8
Best tits in rugby league?
Fake news
Both. Its a negative feedback loop
I do not do supercoach but I AM masturbating to anime 24/7
half of the posts in this community are the same person lad
>According to Nine News, Barba’s partner Ainslie Currie will not make a complaint against him which means he will only be charged with a public nuisance type offence.
Based women perpetuating the cycle of domestic violence against women
>shirt says sales and services
Is that the business name? Or have they given him a comfy sales job instead of putting him in the factory on the tools?
Damn that's sad
>The Victorian Government has also announced that a statue of Slater and skipper Cameron Smith would be permanently erected outside AAMI Park.
Based cuckbourne still seething over Cooper Chad Cronk.
As we clearly see every day, women who fuck NRL players are incredibly intelligent so she must know the truth about vaccines
Fuck I want to see the whole uncut version.
In all seriousness though they really need to leave him alone now
>g-gayfl
He definitely is. Cronulla won't be stripped of 2016 though because they weren't (officially) over the cap that year, Storm were over the cap the two years they got done on. It doesn't matter anyway, ask anyone who won the gf those years and it's Melbourne. The solution is to not have a salary cap and then don't have to police it.
Is this the power of coal burning?
GI's DV victim wife has left him in other coal burning news.
JT's wife said on 60 minutes that group sex is what rugby league players do.
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Meanwhile Gus says (to paraphrase) rugby league fans are porn addicted fantasy playing incels. Thus, the universal balance is maintained.
Heading off to my wageslave job. Fuck I hate the people I work with so much.
Where do you work la?
You mean location or industry?
Sydney, and in marketing. It’s all women and absolute fuckwit blokes - I do not recommend this industry at all. Been here 18 months and it’s so full of shit.
I plan on going back to uni, working as a labourer or ending it all
Based me
Excited for ppp lads
I already did a pp this morning
>girls don't be like one of the sluts the boys used to gangbang
Is it really that hard JT?
>/cric/ and /nrl/ both on the front page
based casuals posting in both subreddits
Hello lads how is the national rape league going this week
Absolutely based
>Ms Cunneen told Daily Mail Australia rugby league players were among the most likely members of the community to attract false allegations of rape. She believed the NRL had to support the fundamental principle of the presumption of innocence and said standing down players before they had their day in court could not be justified.
>'We know a proportion of these types of complaints are made by people with malicious motives.' she said. 'We really mustn't accept these things unquestioningly because otherwise we erode the presumption of innocence which we are all entitled to.'
>Having had the salutary experiences of the Brett Stewart case where it was established beyond any doubt that he had been completely set up by the conman father of the alleged complainant, the NRL really should itself look quite deeply into these matters with a close eye to the possibility of fabrication. 'It's not just in sexual assaults - look at Shaun Kenny-Dowall and even someone as honourable as Hazem El Masri. He was the subject of a completely false domestic violence allegation.'
Goes on and on lads, she absolutely BTFOs every element of the NRL's rationale for standing de Belin down:
dailymail.co.uk
would love jack de belin to fuck my ass tbhwy
She's right. Leave him be until he has his day in court and then lifetime ban from the game if guilty. Not fucking complicated.
PEEM
Honestly what were they thinking?
youtube.com
Who's the crumpet,?
Warriors coach Stephen Kearney has confirmed that player Isaiah Papali'i is not available for R1 of the @NRL season and the issue is being dealt with by the club... more to come @RNZSport @radionz
There goes my Supercoach POD
>According to one passenger, the Eels forward asked the stewardess “what are you doing after or tonight?” and “do you come to Parramatta?”
For me, it's changing my SC team all day even though the teams aren't announced till 4pm
This Ltd.
Is it really that simple lads, just ask random women if they want to fuck later? I am a virgin.
We go to our whatsapp
We open new videos
And our speakers scream!
The season's close
Groupies are going on spitroasts
New ratbags are throated
Players harbour bridge
Oldcunts and freshcunts
Who might one day make the best of all sex tapes
Adrian Lam! Kate Ritchie!
Our boys are swiping through DMs
Their thumbs pump
"This slut! This skank! This is our slampig!"
"This year we inbox everyone!"
Messages go out
And I'm in highschool again
ICQ, MSN, SMS, MySpace,
I know I will see new gangers soon
We tell the WAGs "boy's night"
And go out together to share in glory
Boot that slut boys!
Send that snapchat blast!
Boot that slut boys!
Brown is going to leave Ese'Ese out of the side
>tfw retarded coach
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>All these predicted teams that have Tom Amone in for Souths
They know he's a development player who can't play till June right?
Cricfu?
Lol kek. My ten hasn't been touched since opening day and judging by the mail today I won't need to
>ten
southburnett.com.au
Kingaroy, land of peanuts and Bjelkes.
>playfully throwing rocks at your SO for a lark is """"public nuisance""""
Why are cops such fun police lads?
Not long now. Walkie Wednesday tomorrow.
Can someone post the peem lists in text format please
Imagine still thinking walkie posting was still funny in 2019
Based walkie
I'm too fat to walk and can only be transported via flatbed truck with a crane
VODAFONE WARRIORS
1 ROGER TUIVASA-SHECK (c)
2 DAVID FUSITU’A
3 PETA HIKU
4 SOLOMONE KATA
5 KEN MAUMALO
6 ADAM KEIGHRAN
7 BLAKE GREEN
8 AGNATIUS PAASI
9 NATHANIEL ROACHE
10 BUNTY AFOA
11 ADAM BLAIR
12 TOHU HARRIS
13 LACHLAN BURR
Interchange:
14 JAZZ TEVAGA
15 SAM LISONE
16 LEESON AH MAU
17 BLAKE AYSHFORD
now the big question.
will more people attend /nrl/ threads than the actual game?
I saw a thread break 50 unique posters many years ago however I feel this was an anomaly
Based Blake Ayshford resurrecting his career by moving into the forwards for the lols
Why'd they let Mason Lino go?
It's time
Just got selected lads
The city of
>Tevita Pangai Jnr
>Aiden Guerra
>Herman Eseese
>Angus Crichton
>Rhyse Martin
>Josh Reynolds
>Each of the Cowboys 4 reserves
>Zac Lomax
>Bevan French
Lachlan Lam ahead of Brock Lamb on the extended bench.
Will this be the breakthrough year he finally realises a career in league is not for him?
Burr is a trap
Thinking about Shaun Lane tbdesu
would advise against any poora forward
Zac LomAXED
Brandon Elliot is an NRL starting fullback m8 show him some respect
Imagine being Josh Mcguire, the Australian lock and moving to your brand new team full of hope and then getting moved to the bench
Any other big brain super coaches call the George Jennings bluff and pick up Maika Sivo?
Niukore is a wait for me
>17. Allan
What the fuck are you doing Wayne?
I forbid this. He's in MY peem. You have to pick someone else.
>having lane
holy retard lol
Remember that glorious gran final when Cronk, playing with a fractured shoulder led his team from behind his defensive line, I hope it's as good this year.
Ravalawa Ltd
do the initials "A.T." mean anything to anyone? He's in my peem.
BERGED
He's a trap m8. Abort.
But did he do it or not?
Ash Taylor?
Who here is running with based big papi in their team?
>Suspended St George Illawarra forward Jack De Belin has withdrawn his interim injunction to allow him to play this weekend in the opening round of the NRL.
>Instead a full hearing challenging the NRL’s newly introducted No Fault Stand Down Rule will take place in the Federal court on April 16. De Belin will not play in the meantime.
>implying greenjew gives a fuck and isnt just after PC brownie points
Crapa is in my peem as a placeholder atm 2bh
nope
Napa will probably make a bit of money and you can downgrade to Haas afterwards
t. sangshitter
Does this make Host a decent cheapie afterall? Only way I can see it going bad is if Mary runs Korbin at lock when he returns and puts Friz back to second row.
Any Saints fans here that know how that will play out?
Reminder that Napa was pushed out of the Roosters because the next time he irons someones head out he's getting 6-8 weeks suspension.
I thought it was host and Leilua sharing minutes
Some shitlord on sctalk used a masculine pronoun when referring to sexybethany lads
>knights right edge consists of piss, mata'utia, ramien and edric fucking lee
Just fucking kill me now lads
how longs kikau out for
Jake Friend
Reed Mahoney
Andrew Fifita
Martin Taupau
Alex Twal
Dylan Napa
not gonna give away my secret picks lads
cats out of the bag. I know a SuperCoach superstar keeps his cards to his chest. But I'll throw a dog a bone.
Alex Twal from the Wests Tigers is IN my SuperCoach side.
kek
KEK
K E K
K - E - K
Kerrod Holland
draft WHEN
A Flock Of Sea Eagles
>origin star
>youngest to play for australia
>future immortal
>token hire
best in the comp mate
>origin star
>origin star
>youngest to play for australia
Do you know who held the record before that? Israel Folau. Now consider why they picked Sione at such a young age. Also concussions.
I want this cunt in my peem but I can't scratch up the coin.
Are we all on Garner? Is there anyone to come back for the Tigers and take his spot?
>Garner
Chris Lawrence. Also 4 forward bench atm so I dunno if he'll get enough minutes to be worth it.
Isn't Lawrence out for a month or two with a broken jaw?
Does supercoach penalise missed tackles and being a hole in the line that lets in all your opposition tries?
Whenever I think of Nikorima i think of that game where Brisbane lost both their wingers and Nikorima had to mark up against Vunivalu lmao
hey im a gamer too
TEST
WHY THE FUCK DOES IT SHOW AS A KIWI IM A DINKY DI AUSSIE
>kiwipoof trying to fit in
Go home lad. You aren't fooling anyone.
Long time lurker here fellas. Will start posting a lot more this season
Based Walkie
this but /afl/
based /afl/
Ideally the NRL needs to be totally overhauled for its long term success. There are far too many Sydney teams holding the NRL back whereas there are big untapped markets.
Ideally by 2035 there will be 18 teams:
5 Qld (2 in Brisbane, 1 FNQ, 1 GC, 1 SC or CQ)
7 NSW (5 Sydney, 1 Newcastle, 1 Illawarra)
2 NZ (or 1 NZ and 1 other pacific country)
1 Vic, 1 SA, 1 WA, 1 ACT
yes goy all the money in sydney and melbourne is irrelevant lets just put teams wherever the fuck because of populatons
who cares that those populations are poor as fuck and will never sustain a team
This
You just took a big dump on hoc so I thought id post this
A Toronto player yelled FAGGOT really loudly yesterday. Leafs are fucked m8
I love reddit
When I think of big dumps, for me it's reddit
Good point. There should be 6 teams in Melbourne 6 teams in Qld and 6 in NSW
big strong lolo
Wasn't even me.
Adelaide Crows
Auckland Warriors
Ballarat Bulldogs
Balmain Tigers
Brisbane Broncos
Brisbane Lions
Bundaberg Boongs
Cairns Banana Benders
Canberra Raiders
Canterbury-Bankstown Bullwogs
Canterbury Earthquakes
Carlton Poos
Collingwood Magpies
Darwin Dingofuckers
Eastern Suburbs Cocks
Essendon Bombers
Fitzroy Faggots
Fremantle Dockers
Geelong Pussycats
Gold Coast Sunny Titans
Hawthorn Hawks
Hobart Kangaroos
Illawarra Dragons
Manly-Warringah Seagulls
Melbourne Demons
Newcastle Knights
North Sydney Bears
PNG Cannibals
Parramatta Eels
Penrith Panties
Perth Reds
Port Adelaide Magpies
Richmond Tigers
South Sydney Bunnies
St Kilda Shitcunts
Sydney Swans
Townsville Cowboys
Wellington Wankers
Wests Magpies
West Coast Eagles
Two divisions, promotion & relegation. The league is forever solved.
Can't wait to buy McGuire and Crichton for big discounts after this bench experiment fails
Host stinks. Unless he has developed in some significant way over the offseason, I'd stay away. He's just a nuffy. Is like a Frank Winterstein/Mitch Aubusson type for SC purposes. Leilua, Korbin when he's back, they're both better SC prospects.
Is there a more Muscular FRF? Maybe get Asofa-Solomona in there
3/4, don't have big papi, ran out of money, stacked my 2rf instead
I'm falling for the PPM meme this year lads
Seriously all they need to do is add a B-tier and C-tier comp with a promotion/relegation system. All the garbage Sydney clubs will naturally filter to where they belong before long.
Also need an aussie version of the Challenge Cup.
Yeah Napa's not too good but i haven't yet looked too hard for a better option
Getting mcdonalds for dinner.
not eating dinner as i had a big lunch
Bit late for dinner lad
There's nothing else of note in his price bracket. Gavet and Glasby are floating around but that whole Knights pack looks volatile.
Lads this season is gonna suck shit
paul green is having a laugh. what a fucking clown. sack this idiot and bring in tooves
#talkupthegame
Reminder not to invest too much hope or hype in your team this season as under Greenberg's new stand down rule all it takes is one accusation or slip up and your teams star player(s) will be rubbed out for one for two years killing your run.
>I lost everything
I know Barba is a actual wife-bashing cunt but the moment he said this, knowing this was exactly the kind of reaction these Germalists were baiting for, I couldn't help but feel sorry for him.
He trapped himself in a cycle, couldn't get out of it, wasted all his chances, and now everything is gone.
It's not just an accusation. It's the police charging them with an offence with max 11 years sentence. Problem is Greenberg seems to have discretion to stand down if it is in the interest of the game. A very, very broad power.
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>ynr the super league war
t. shouldve listened to bulldogs fans when they were like lol thanks for buying him
lmao sangster is still shilling milford on the podcast
Wilfred Zee's team:
Cameron Smith ($667,400) / Damien Cook ($378,100)
Matt Scott ($344,300)
Leilani Latu ($270,500) / Matt Lodge ($208,900) / Braden Uele ($177,300)
Sio Siua Taukeiaho ($423,000)
Viliame Kikau ($192,800)
Paul Gallen ($674,900) / Nathan Brown ($573,000) / Cameron Murray ($394,400) / Bryce Cartwright ($260,300)
Johnathan Thurston ($536,300) / Lachlan Croker ($164,600)
Anthony Milford ($622,100) / Connor Watson ($286,700)
Latrell Mitchell ($483,100)
Richie Kennar ($239,600)
Sione Katoa ($164,600)
Zac Lomax ($164,600)
Jordan Rapana ($630,900) / Peta Hiku ($279,100) / Jamayne Isaako ($192,800)
James Tedesco ($599,700) / Kalyn Ponga ($419,900)
after she was allegedly violently gang raped she called an uber and all three of them went to a nightclub together, what do you think?
Having sex infront of other men and watching other men having sex is a bit homo desu
Watched The Fan with Andrew Voss. Jason Stevens had a son :^)
The real question is who can stop Greenberg?
You get charged on accusations, non-aggrevated he-said vs she-said rape is a 14 year sentence, and Greenberg has discretionary power to suspend you for any accusation that a woman makes. SKD got charged, Hazem got charged, Bret Stewart got charged, all innocent.
Another example case everyone forgets:
May 7th 2007
>Anthony Laffranchi charged with rape.
>Laffranchi has rejected a proposal from the Titans that he stand aside to concentrate on fighting the charge, which is scheduled for mention at Burwood Court on March 27 2007.
brisbanetimes.com.au
He played that season and the next. One year later:
April 23, 2008
>Rape charge dropped against NRL player
>"It's clear from a summary (of the facts) that the Crown can bring no direct evidence of lack of consent," Magistrate Barkell said. "The condition of the complainant certainly points to behaviour during that period which was significantly affected by alcohol. The problem with the crown case as I see it is that there's no rational basis for decision as to what her behaviour was inside that unit."
baka.com.au
Laffranchi's wife was 8 months preggo at the time too. Stood by him.
>The wife of charged NRL star Anthony Laffranchi last night broke her silence to declare: "He is an awe-some husband."
>"I will always support him, that's why I married him," she told The Daily Telegraph. "Anthony is an awesome husband and the best dad you will ever see. We'll go through this together. It's tough but I am here to support him. If you go through the good times then you have to go through the bad times. We'll be fine as long as we have each other and we have our baby. I have never been disappointed in anything Anthony has done."
>Ms Laffranchi said her husband was completely innocent. Laffranchi told police he had consensual sex with a 26-year-old woman at (Ryan O'Hara's) unit in William St, Five Dock. "I know he is 100 per cent innocent," she said.
How do I get a loyal wife with gigantic tits like this?