/hoc/

You won't do fucking shit you fucking dog S*m

the flag wasnt still there after we burned that shit down lol

Shall be getting on the knights

Leafs sure do love flags don't they

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that's it, im on my way im gonna do it

youll be sorry buddy

Just make sure Drumpf is there

got my matches and a jerrycan

lets do this lads. FOR CANADA

:^)

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GGER

woah brother, they might pull advertising because of that

Canada is up 1-0 on the USA in wars.

if you keep testing me ill burn your whitehouse again

Is spray tan flammable?

lets burn doobies, not buildings

>The Twinkonto Twinkle Twinks are the official losingest hockey team in existence, and not even a country that doesn't really even exist on its own would shame themselves by claiming it as their own

>W
>Bama
>Drumpf
imagine trying to criticize another nations leader

are you saying Canada doesn't exist without Toronto? what a stupid ass thing to say

W was based

>kitties 7 points out now
CMOON GET UP
YOU CAN DO IT
youtube.com/watch?v=4KlSuGNt8e4

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>seething twink

lets burn down Toronto this time

imagine the memes if the Flames play the Capitals in the SCF
>BURN IT DOWN
>1812

I’m burning down every canadian city EXCEPT Halifax home of the Hals

the mentally ill scumtreal fan is still at it

1 burned blackhouse and 5 gold medal games

CAM OOONNNN BARKOV SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

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Now that would actually be funny. Unlike this nonsense that canada did anything in 1812 because they didn't exist

>>(OP)
shut the fuck up french dip

>skrrrrt *light*

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That’s a good sandwich

Trying to find that picture my uncle got when he went down to burn the white house

>shut the fuck up french dip

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>26 years without a cup
>209 years without a military victory
the absolute state of can’tada

please watch this documentary to educate yourself
youtube.com/watch?v=WVC677-YmfM

*Wooshes by you spraying ice in your face*

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*takes your lit match and farts on it*

>Canadian edition
>Canada doesn't exist
Shant be watching fan fiction

ok that's the last straw. im burning your white house again.

I’m still waiting for my order

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Please, in all seriousness, try

For me, it's Bobby ''hammerhead shark'' Smith

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shall be reporting all Canadian terroristic threats to the proper authorities
remember, Canada embraces literal ISIS members, you could be reading the post of one of them

I just got my bus tickets. your gonna be so pissed lol

Shall be saving up newspaper for the Whitehouse burning 2.0

Speaking of burning, a pile of dried leaves burns very quickly. You can even use a canadian flag for kindling.

>the land of the REEEEEEEEEEEE
>and the home of the GAY

Bright light city gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn,
So get those stakes up higher

There's a thousand pretty women waitin' out there
And they're all livin' devil may care
And I'm just the devil with love to spare

Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas

How I wish that there were more
Than the twenty-four hours in the day
'cause even if there were forty more
I wouldn't sleep a minute away
Oh, there's black jack and poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost on ev'ry deal
All you need's a strong heart and a nerve of steel

Viva Las Vegas, viva Las Vegas

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*dabs*

WE QUINN HUGHES NOW

>blah blah presents whatever the fuck bullshit about Corsi stats
GO BACK TO ADVERTISEMENTS, I DONT CARE ABOUT DORKS

all this talk about burning stuff

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Name your favorite cereal right now.

found it, uncle Jimmy there on the left

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Should I bring hot dogs and smores this time?

thanks m8
Jimmy was a true Canadian patriot

y'know what else was burning back in the day? Maggie Trudeau's bush.

The bongs are so gay, not as gay as leafs but still pretty gay.

Not the last time the white house got BLACKED

2bh the thought of this guy getting a visit from us secret service for shitting up /hoc/ is funny. one of you guys should ss the posts and send them in.

Pretty piss weak American banter coming back right now. Just like their beer, and their national team.

Meet me at 1600 Penn Ave faggots
Shall be heeming any and every pencil twisted Leaf who dare lay eyes on the hallowed alabaster

Remember that time the manlet disgraced himself and the entire Maple Leafs organization?
youtube.com/watch?v=AXSYnfgHD3Y

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Canadians are british and french. the United Statsians decided to attack York (modern day Toronto) so in retaliation we came down and burnt down your white house. and you ran away and cried like little babies. read a history book

which team will dab on Tampa this year's playoffs?

>playoffs almost here
>first spring at this job
>haven't revealed full liquor levels
Prayers up /hoc/

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The main menu theme of SMT 4 fucking rocks, lads.
hockey netminder karlsson

Meet you there tomorrow, I am a fat orange guy with small hands.

Cant wait m8. Fuck the murican gubmint.
You will either succeed and be great or fail and die for the lulls. Either way is a win.

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just try to stop me. that house is getting burnt again, no if hands or butts about it

What will happen first

SMTV getting released or a Canadian team ending the Stan Lee drought?

Is St Louis sunbelt? I say yes, but they aren't usually lumped in here

shameful

I'll put my hands on your butt UWU

Yes, west of the Mississippi and south of the Mason-Dixon. DISGUSTING

You and I both know the answer to that one
Heat death of the universe

>Tfw both and superior to you

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Thinking about a carolina islanders playoff series lads

>the United Statsians decided to attack York (modern day Toronto)
wtf I love America now

business idea: we both meet at the spike and winner of the battle gets to burn down the losers capital

My uncle bayonetted the white house butler and took a shit on the rug

>loving america
Wtf I love canada now

So yeah, last time I posted, brought my ugly mexicans kek, have some more :^)

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He is NOT my President

He is though

>Tsarvenko is out
>arizona is going into the playoffs because blues are out

This isn't part of the script.

Better yet winner gets to build an ice rink inside the losers capital but the losers cant play hockey there and the winners can
Ngl I've seen plenty of Mexicans with small waists big tits and ass. Only thing is they're so short if I were to impregnate one its ruin the offspring.

Fuck Russia. Fuck Putin. Fuck Censorship. Fuck You're Mom.

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Purchased a brand new phone, the iPhone Xr

the XS is better

Hey that's me

>You're Mom
No, I'm not.

wilson needs to fight somebody

should have got a huawei™

Calm down Hillary

classic

Post your favorite cereal this moment.

Hillary would have let you in

No idea user

remember when laine scores goals LOLE

Calgary vs Montreal will be a great final, even though I was hoping for a Markham repeat

I talked to my grampa on the phone and he told me he pissed on the ashes of the whitehouse and danced to BTO's "taking care of business" while drinking Molson all night and roasting marshmallows with the boys

Leave /hoc/ and never return

calgary wont win a game for the rest of the season

>implying
also, us third worlders still have Trudeau :^)

Is Laine an virgin?

I talked to my granmpa on the phone and he remembers the last time Canada won a Stanley

Stay scared Sam

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no, he even had sex twice during intermission

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HAGE-LIN SUCKS
HAGE-LIN SUCKS
HAGE-LIN SUCKS
HAGE-LIN SUCKS
HAGE-LIN SUCKS
HAGE-LIN SUCKS
HAGE-LIN SUCKS

>tfw both grandpas are dead and both grammas are close
Hold me bros

>Finnish
>virgin
such thing doesn't exist here. We are hypersexual nation

YES YES YES
sorry... Yes, this is good cereal

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only one i have left is my dads stepdad

hes talking about CWHL. there is no markham team in the NHL

For me, it’s Honey Nut Cheerios actually

Is this sport as big as Gimi??

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Did it come with people to call?

BTFO

SAM BTFO

My uncle skullfucked the first lady and then beer bonged a sixer of moosehead on the Whitehouse lawn

lole

..

SONOFABITCH

>jest poopy play

>2-1
Sam is a coping fucking mongoloid

what a champ

imagine watching hockey and not top 8 of the Smash Uktimate tournament

>not watching Fastlane

BING BING!

ultimate is so boring.

reminder that Tyler Myers is absolute cancer

>Smash Uktimate tournament
Is zer0 playing this one?

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I could probably get the fire started before the secret service shot me. I just need like 2 jugs of gasoline and a zippo

i like, is like soccer on ice, but with sticks

Canadians are gay.
fify

Jesus Christ I still feel full like a fattie and I've been sitting here a while, I'm giving birth to my very own Winnipeg Jets

weird flex but OK

Fucking hnnnggg

Imagine thinking I seriously give a fuck about any level of politics. There's people larping as me which is easy to do when the only requisites are be obnoxious and cheer for Jets/Finland, but they're not.
I don't think about stastny anymore, why do I think I'd give a fuck about some stupid war from 200 years ago

Feel like this 1812 stuff is really upsetting people

You're fucking irrelevant and we aren't
Read a fucking newspaper

>went to Yea Forums
>F thread for CIA
i checked and he's still alive lads

>Smash Ultimate

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God I want her to sit on my face.

mad that not only did they get bamboo led by vietnamese but leafs too

BINGO BANGO BONGO

there's only two jets fans here. me (i live in whiteshell all year) and the other guy.

he is elite

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I only watch samurai shodown V special (2004)

>this picture angers /pol/
Truly grim.

>seething this hard
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
CAREFUL, DONT PISS US OFF OR WE'LL DO IT AGAIN

She even comes with instructions on her clothes

Why should anybody be upset that the US burned Toronto to ashes and raped everybody? Nothin' personnel.

>this picture angers incels
shocking

I thought you were living in Edmonton for work?
- the other jets fan

Post places you'll never see a Canadian flag

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>thinking about pol

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Leave it to a Canadian to tell us about his feelings

>he thinks the USA went to the moon
t. brainwashed

It's okay hue sex is pretty overrated

Reminder there's no such thing as Canada's team, but if there were, (WHICH THERE ABSOLUTELY IS NOT), it would be the Jets. They've filled a hole from Saskatoon to Thunder Bay, Emerson to Alert.
Central Canada = Best Canada. Deal with it losers

if these united statsians don't change their tune im getting my lighter, not joking this time

/pol/ here thanks for letting me stay in your head RENT FREE

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being in the middlest part of the middle of nowhere doesn't make your more relevant

i’m the one in edmonshit

My grandpa raped half of Toronto, said it wasn't even a country so it was legal.

t. jealous retard

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>Watching games

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that's my grandpa on the right, it was a good day for rape

>He doesn't know the moon landing was just a psyop

If we're talking about rape I have a funny story to share

This man speaks the truth. I just wish they would go back to their old unis

>this leaf shitting up /hoc/
pls stop

based

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Im scared boys i don't need the bruins to get some motivation type shit to make a come back and beat the pengs

I'm going camping with some cute girls /hoc/...

How do I start a fire? I don't want to look like a wussy boy

lets hear it fella

northern ontario should have a team.

kinda cold in my house so i threw a flannel on, lads

This confuses and angers the american

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Use a lighter

Go huff some more gas faggot

Buy 151, take a swig, blow over a lighter at a pile of sticks

let me tell you because us Canadians are experts at starting fires

Step 1: find something flammable. anything will do: logs, paper, a white house, whatever you want

Step 2: use a lighter, and set it on fire.

it's as simple as that

what if you need to poo

lmaooooooooooo

*sharts your match out*

Pour a trail of gasoline towards a pile of wood and flick a cigarette on it. Maximum cool, will get you laid for sure

hold it in and hope I don't get hemorrhoids?

It has potential but if Poulin & Ambrose are out for Montreal, it will suck. Calgary dominated their series against a very young Toronto team but Spooner and Nurse had moments where they looked unstoppable and I really think Mellissa Channell is their best overall defender now. Shea Tiley played valiantly and the whole team blocked a ton of shots. They should not feel bad about losing to probably the best womens team in the world after Canada/ USA national teams. I was very disappointed in Markham's play. Laura Stacey didnt do a whole lot and most of her teammates looked disinterested in games 1 and 3 and almost let it slip away in the 3rd period yesterday. Just a big letdown for supposedly the best defensive team in the league

Get some firestarter sticks to be sure. Stay clean, stay fresh, be a woodsman type and they will surely respond in a moist fashion to your ways, it's biological.

do you get thrown out if you just start blasting off a horn that loud in the middle of a game? i feel like a noramal person would and they have like assigned horn people in the crowd

this, just become ligaMxGTOW
>lurking on/pol/
compadre I...
kek, you're just saying La Verdad m8

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Go back in time and have a better father

silly of me to think /hoc/s behavior would improve by the end of the weekend

alcohol makes everything better

Im starting to think most of you dont even watch hockey...

*bangs on the glass*

Now's the time when I'm most angry desu

C'mon, the Canucks with their white house banter is legit funny, stop being a nigger

duh I’m watching the tourney
Dabuz just DABBED on a tierwhore Peach with Rosalina

I had to do some "sensitivity" bullshit at work and the chug running it said "before we started running this training, you guys would go to our bar then rape our women on the front sidewalk right outside the hotel"
IT WAS A ONE WEEK THING WHEN I WAS 18, I DONT HUFF GAS RETARD. KEEP CRYING FOR ME

what a fag

I only watch the Stanley Cup Final

I'm listening to the game on TSN1290. REAL fans know the games better on radio than TV

t. poorfag

im watching hockey and wwe at the same time

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>Dabuz
kek I remember Zer0 dabbing on this dude systematically at every tourney they face up

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i only watch highlights on youtube afterwords

im only here for shannon

I only watch KHL

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I have more channels than you can count. I spend more on TV a month than you get in allowance in a year you utterly retarded fucking child. I just prefer radio because I'm an intellectual

I only listen when the game is really pissing me off. it makes me seethe less and I still get the lowdown on what's happening

I just came here because some leaf spammed our bread

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im waiting for aussie league to start in april

just cut my toenails AMA

You're a dumb gas huffing faggot and I'm going to get you fired from your """job"""

For me it's reading with hockey in the background

Is that what you want? You want me back here during the day time? Think before you make any rash decisions

isn't it such a grat feeling

Are you ever scared you're gonna trim down too far on your smaller toes and draw blood from the cuticles? Constant fear of mine when doing so.

punk ass bitch level
Lindros 8/10
Dummy 12/10

sensational

whats the capital of Kazakhstan?

Just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico, lads.

>Voracek 2 games suspension for defending himself from a tackle
(((They))) really don't want flyers in the playoffs right?

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sometimes yes, i wish i had a gf to do it for me but my feet are ticklish and i would probably turn her off by squeeling
Astana
youtube.com/watch?v=DmP59HMubRE

sick feed by crosby

Tashkent

did you have to give mouth relief to the green lizard first?

that’s not how guns work

Get a load of dis bitch

suspensions in the nuhl are wacky

that's Uzbekistan you silly bitch

I fucked Sam's mom AMA

Did you Canada bros sing the anthem in school every morning?

My principal was a fat lesbian who had a wife but she was based. Had everyone stand and sing the anthem every morning and do the Lord's Prayer.

Maybe I'll fire me for you. I'll go get another degree and come spend the next 4 years here . You obviously don't know what I'm even thinking about

wrong Stan user
(((they)))
what did Sverige mean by this?

why does the video say it's the weirdest capital? looks pretty aesthetic to me

no idea, i thought the same thing. the music was kinda weird

>SMASH

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how many goals would Ovechkin have if he had played in gretzkys era and how many would gretzky have if he played today?

probably none because he was a little baby at the time

>8 of Laine's last 12 points have been assists

little babby, grows up, turns into shot spamming babby

Anybody else ever fantasize about watching a black guy fuck their sister?

my sister is having a kid with a black guy

he works in finance and is loaded so not all bad

There's probably nothing actually in most of those buildings
The Stans are ruled by corrupt despots

Sounds like a black man and not a nigger then

Why would they be out? Did they get injured?

BULL SHIT
BULL SHIT
BULL SHIT
BULL SHIT

what is the call gary??

your parents did a bad job raising her

No, but I'll do anything for the sake of science

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why havent you honor killed your sister yet user

Hope he doesn't bolt when the kid is borned

Szabados?

Gretzky would have been out of the league after just a few years with concussions today.

Ovechkin would have probably got 120 goals in some seasons back then.

>Named "Golden Knights"
>Mascot is a fucking gila monster or some shit and not a knight
EXPLAIN THIS DESERTFAGS

It wasn't that long ago dude. Chara played against Gretzky. Jaromir Jagr only retired like last year.

Sidney Crosby played on the same line as Mario Lemieux for a while.

Jest fans be like
>IT WAS IN

Rekt

this

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it was

>team is named flyers
>only thing flying are batteries and beer cans
EXPLAIN

jest gettin' heemed again

PLAY THE FUCKING GAME

Dont blame that shitty team to the jews blame it on your fucking center bro

Woah, the Flyers are still a thing? I haven't paid attention since last lockout.

I HATE PAUL MAURICE

so much for a 60 goal ovie season

T O R O N T O
O
R
O
N
T
O

>(((league office))) is fucking around the Jets during their cross conference sunbelt trip planned conveniently for the thick of the playoff race
Imagine my shock

>goin' to the flylels game
>emptied my flashlights, got plenty of ammo

Poulin hurt her ankle or knee (not sure which) in the last game of the regular season, it got caught in a rut in the ice and she had to get carried out by teammates. Erin Ambrose got hit in the head by a Markham player in the first game of their series Friday night. She might have a concussion or strained neck. Both are day to day but I think with the WC coming up in a month they will be told to rest up and not do any further damage.

Its crazy Crosby is has a strong game to this day

You're hallucinating again Sam

THERE IS a golden knight mascot
he gets into the awful fight with an opposing knight
It pretty awful, but there is a Mascot for the name
>gila monster is there for the kids

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Is it like Medieval Times? Does Nevada even have gila monsters? I thought those were an Arizona/Mexico thing.

Crosby lived with lemieux for a bit when he was new to town which is fitting since neither of them shouldve ended up in shittsburgh and both of them ended up being the reason the Pens didn't relocate

Damn that's disappointing to hear

IT'S EXACTLY LIKE IT
escept there's no pizza

Jets are SHIT

GO JETS GO
GO JETS GO
GO JETS GO
GO JETS GO

Where did these MILKERS come from?

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Boys honest fucking question why if the Bruins, Rangers, or Maple Leafs play the analysts during intermission suck their dick regardless how they are playing?

is she preggy?

I hope the jets win in regulation so I can listen to Motley Crue soon

J - E - T - S

SUCK SUCK SUCK!!!

>Ovechkin would have probably got 120 goals in some seasons back then
No he wouldn't have you retarded fuck. Ovechkin would have had access to the same training, diet, lifestyle, equipment etc etc as the other players back then had.

>blame it on your fucking center bro
why?

lets go jets

I GOT THE DAMN FLU
dammit.. that's disappointing

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Gtfo geezer

what's the /hoc/ approved meme name for the golden knights again?

JETS FUCKING SUCK

Me too. I wish someone would invent a place where you could listen, download or stream basically every song ever released...

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Golden Showers

>feign illness to get called Geezer
>feign stupid to be called an newfags
got it

You're a retarded burger. The league was way rougher back then. Way more head shots, high sticking, slashing, cross checking.

The NHL now is a pussy league compared to the 80s and 90s. Refs call everything. There aren't even fights anymore.

Gold satealing kikes?

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*Gold stealing kikes

I'm tired

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t. sipper

that's it...it's over for the jets.

Is this the standard American diet?

>i miss the 20 century

the puck was in the net and the Washington goons are the greasiest team in the league don’t @ me

PREACH!!!

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That's a fucking horseshit no goal. Fucking horseshit calls all night. Jets won tonight, imo

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Pinching off a massive manitoban

seething

Why does he have 2 gfs?

SAM ON CHUGGICIDE WATCH

the standings say otherwise but I feel jets won too. they looked good losing.

One is his mother

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRR
>golden showers

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>muh diversity hire

subban you son of a bitch. why the FUCK did he not play last night

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so by how many are the bruins winning this game by? 2 or 3?

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hot

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No doubt in my mind. You're not getting those hand delivered angel kisses on your nutsacks for 7 straight. SCF jets wipe the floor with these fucking Mongols. Copleys 5 game winning streak can kiss my ass. This is holtshits team and the ghost of ovechkin can't drag either of them to another cup.

John Carlson always look like he is baked

Seething

Only hockey brainlets thought he was gonna score 60. It was the same people who said Laine was elite. Ovie will probably reach 50, but he will be the only one.

Watch some old playoff games you American college hockey fags. Your pussy hockey makes me sick.

please based reevo kill johnny manlet

>he is

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>he is

Is this mutt having a seizure?

Watch my dick slide in and out of your mother's mouth you disgusting pig

>REEEEE

atta boy Backlund

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Why the fuck did they start subban? This has to be some fucking jewish propaganda.

>black goaltending

>Basedlund

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>Sveden confused about head banging
I thought You were th4e nation had to release a Death Metal album by 18 or face expulsion
>I've been lied to

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Hello this is Finland

Shut the fuck up

>iyo
So they didn't win

based

based

>americans think that's headbanging
Embarrassing desu

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I have to agree with Sweden, it looks more like he is having a seizure than headbanging

BINLAND!!!!

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you're not wrong

Based
Not based

I have no medical training
make of that you will with that

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Subban is an ahl tier goalie, prove me wrong with out bringing up le memeout stats.

>notice hat moves while moving head
>autisticly make it move repeatedly for fun
>get caught on camera

>it's going to be Washington and Pittsburgh in the east again
GARRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYTYTTTYYYYYYY

THAT EXPLAIN WHY HE AND HIS FRIEND ARE KEEPING RHYTHM
\>kinda

based
it really is obnoxious

HES A NIGGER

HIRO WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK

please think of the advertisers next time you make a comment like this

SHOOT DA FUCKIN PUCK YOU NIGGERS

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Business idea: I start cockposting when the Jets lose

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This is headbanging
youtube.com/watch?v=Hm7T81GyDqc

Niggers

I can't maintain a relationship because I'm not attracted to girls as they age past early 20s

JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST HIRO I'M GOING TO CANCEL THE CHECK

and he would have been playing during the no check era, meaning he would have scored more, you retarded swedefag

UNIT

refpuck in affect?

>vegas pooperplay

Youiu are pedoophile
amd likely Gay

No it's because you're fucking psychotic Sam

imagine all the crouching tiger shit hiro would do to sam

>columbus won their game, still 1 game at hand
>pittsburgh winning their game at hand
well it looked promising habs

checking was nowhere NEAR as close as today's, you leaf retard, and far tougher to score today

Gretzky was playing no check, nobody went near the guy

>chonker
I hate it when the zoo overfeeds these cats

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/hoc/ poster rankings

GOOD TIER

>1. Finland
>2. New Zealand
>3. Denmark

SHITPOST DISSAPOINTING TIER

> 4. Canada
> 5. Third world countries
> 6. Sweden

AWFUL TIER

> 7. USA
> 8. Australia
> 9. /cric/

DIARRHEA TIER

> 10. Grease
> 11. Tripfags
> 12. Alberta

>knoights pooperplay

my cat is starting to look like that because he keeps stealing the others food

>lay the smack down on this jabronee

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how many more layers of Sam are we going to discover? better yet how about the ones we'll never know about?

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Check out this kitty

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hehe >flims

larpers btfo

BOOOOOOOO

I'm actually thinking I might call it for the night soon. Not that Id ever run out of hockey lessons for you idiots, just that I look great in my outfit so I might go take another 6 dozen pictures of myself

the >ruins will never die

>Three empty net misses
>Let Boston score
Bruins on some voodoo shit now.

Eat rat poison

I will murder every single person in here if Boston get a point.

you should have posted the Bewitched video for maximum keks

based

Everything ive learned about cats I've learned from Finland

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post them on fagbook so your boyfriend can see them

No thank you

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I don't use (((social media))) and I'm not gay, try again sweatie

I will drown you in the fjord or drag you by your hair to a fjord if you don't have any in that somali colony

>implying the zoomers in /hoc/ would sit through a 7 minute video

Get lost bitch

Whole things a work brother. Cheer for whoever you want. Just have fun

Candlemass is based
youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo

We did it baby!!! Fuck the bruins!!!

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Hey.. thanks!

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T
N
T

Sam's latest selfie

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There are no fjords in Sweden. Some people may call them fjords but in reality they aren't.

TKA-CHING

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good job vegas

Fuck Subban

based

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Your psychologist says you can't maintain a relationship because you're immature and emotionally stunted.

theodore dropped the ball there

as if a few halfway decent plays in his career forgives him fucking up fumbling the puck constantly consistently being outskated like hes a traffic cone and just being a generally all around shitty player

hes like a fucking retarded giraffe with palsy its time he gets benched PERMANENTLY

THREEPEAT BACK ON THE MENU FOR GOOD

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Just ripped a gigantic fart. Please give me a (you) I'm so lonely

I must have done something to upset the fanclub again. Sorry you're all fucking losers I guess

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good poit

yep, that was good doom metal
*sips*

based

Jonas Åkerlund directed this video anda decade after he won a grammy for best video for Madonna's Ray of Light.

Obsessed

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This is the first (You) I have given today

Never liked Domi that much. Got paid all that money to skate somewhat fast, and occasionally fight. His cap hit with today's cap, would put his salary at $4m for his highest paid season. Fucking idiot gm...

Go huff some more gas loser

*point

yeah, and he also played drums on the first Bathory album and directed a shitton of pop artists videos
this baffles me

Lords of Chaos sucked though badly.

Max Domi is great

Brachialis and upper forearm are sore lads

thingken about no gf lads

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Shut the fuck up virgin

Why don't they let Maxime Lagacé
play? It should be obvious that The Bitch only lives on is name, and Lagacé looked solid last season.
>this baffles me
A man got to make a living somehow. But it's fun to imagine Madonna sitting in front of a TV while her manager is showing her the Bewitched video and both agreeing that's who they going to have direct her new video.

Watch some porn

thinking bout the second period

Better to stay with a team for 20 years and win no cups, or jump between 5+ teams to cup chase?

ive had gfs before this is the longest ive ever not had one
shant

It would be racist to send him down. Do you thinking anyone would claim him?

id jump to the highest bidder every time my contract expires tbqh

win cup

at this rate we'll score 9 goals.

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Sam is a greasy caveman

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>Sprong scores one for the ducks
Thank you pongs

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...

Shut up virgin

you're welcome it was a good trade for both sides

>feelsgoodman.jpeg

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If you haven't had sex in the last 24 hours kys

career wise obviously better to go for the cup character wise ive always had a lot of respect for lifers

>this is fucked up

what about if i haven't had any in the last 25 years aka my whole life?

oh hey there bud how ya doin eh? just postin here from my igloo ya know, its aboot -45 oot and it was a good day hunting seals

GET THE FUCK OFF THE STAGE YOU FUCKIN IDIOT

Maybe. I don't like black metal, so I don't care.
Depends if you're playing for a franchise you liked growing up. If I was drafted by Boston, Vancouver, Carolina, Rangers, Detroit, Tampa Bay, Columbus, Arizona, Ottawa or New Jersey I would leave as soon as my contract expired.
The older Bitch may have some leverage on David Poile

user I

Had about enough of Sweden's attitude

FUCK Winnipeg FUCK Sam and FUCK Laine

dont think its particularly bad but i think you need to TOUGHEN UP BITCH

BOOOOOOOOO

larpers btfo

flames more like the lames who blow dick lmao

I'd say Pens won the trade. Pettersson has as many points as Sprong since the trade, but is also a +10 and +3.7 corsi, while Sprong is -9 and -2.2 corsi. Sprong has a nice shot but is still completely worthless at everything else, which leads to opposing goals.

>flimes

>FLIM
>FLAM

I'm talking about the other Domi.

Pretty rude pal

>A man got to make a living somehow
yes, but like you said, its funny to think about the Bewitched video and the high budget stuff that he directed for Madonna, Lady Gaga, etc.

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About to consume 500 morning glory seeds
Lmao

Looks like the flames are........................
getting doused
youtube.com/watch?v=mR3jnW2kcUs

Come at me jannies

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W-innipeg jets

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You jinxed it you bastard

Money > Cups > Loyalty

New thread where

YES!!! KANGS SCORED!!

DUCKS ARE 1% CLOSER TO HUGHES!!!

this one isnt done yet but i will be making the new one

Based Pettersson

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>flakes
>IT WAS 3-1

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Yeah they're pretty alright but if that game's any indication they'll have troubles in conference finals again.

No you won't

>black goaltending

Make it a based early edition with the wrong schedule

im afraid so user i make outstanding threads

FLIMS ARE FLIMMING OUT!!!

got a good idea for a post in the next thread, so stay tuned

Not this time pal

just tuned in boys what is going on here?
did subban start??

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I've said it all along. There's no chance in hell Flames are winning a cup with these goalies. They should've went for Jimmy Howard

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nah they pulled fleury

*farts loudly*

NEW AND ON TIME

oh shit nigga!

...

Milwaukee is calling you, Anaheim

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Yeah. The Bitch started
translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=sv&tl=en&text=subban

>ON TIME
lel

did they just play mario music on the organ?

Subban got the start doofus

Oh shut the fuck up every fucking analyst right now regarding

kek

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Reported to FBI. Seal Team 6 en route to you're current location.