Game time: 8pm EST / 5pm EST
Get the FUCK in here.
Game time: 8pm EST / 5pm EST
Get the FUCK in here.
When is johnny football coming to command this league?
soon as he sobers up.
Texas Red v. Arizona Ranger
big iron was left in birmingham
He couldn’t make the charmanders squad
The Fleet would booty blast both these teams.
I'd booty blast both those shit holes (with my fat apollo cock) if you catch my drift
Fleet lost to Memepiss. You have no right to talk
based
This forever.
Was about to type "ten minutes to kickoff," but we don't kick off. What the fuck do we say? Ten minutes to ball placement? That doesn't sound right.
it doesn't sound right, but it is right.
you could call it ball spotting but that sounds gay
WELCOME YOUR ARIZONA HOTSHOTS!
>tepid applause barely registers on the stream
>slight jog 20 yards onto the field
and these faggots seem to always play in primetime
>ball spotting
>commanders vs hotshots
You know realize this game has potential for a commentator to misspeak and say "cum shots"
well there goes the hotshots fanbase
here's hoping for it
>cumshots
>hot shits
>hotsharts
COMMANDERS PICK 6
>cumshots
PICK SIX
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that would never have been a pick 6 in the nfl
>Muh analytics
k
Which is why development leagues are maximum comfy.
cumshots have navy federal patches on their jerseys so i hope we get blessed with tiny food and shaved ice
>Arizona hotshits
how come people rated this team so early on
worst color scheme tends to mean above average play
Alright everyone, take a wild guess at what the FUCK he meant by this
Wolford looked really good from the get go but he hasn't improved as much as other QBs and offenses
FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE
so does ball placement.
first snap?
What team are you talking about? Because the it’s not the Hotshots.
I don't know what he was referring to personally, but YES THE FUCK IT IS
Hopefully this pick 6 doesn’t go the same way as the last one
I'm on board with that
same color scheme
Anons routinely have shit taste, so both of yours doesn’t surprise me.
Good guys:
Apollos
Commanders
Bad guys:
Hotshots
Fleet
I hate this cummanders QB
>gringo set!
kek
what about the mormons, memepiss, kangz, and tinfags?
32 ZEUS
32 ZEUS
They just have to throw more dragons, that is how you win in this league
Neutral
>the ketchup he eats is vibrant orange
That explains a lot.
>Hotshits
DRAGON.
Is that the longest TD in AAF history?
Arizona is finished this season.
What happened?
Waiting for Commmandets to blow a 14 pt lead
Hotshots and Iron are the bad guys
WOODSIDE DRAGON
See the coach listened to what I said guys.
Apollos are the bad guys though, bad guys always start out strong and invincible
Anyone else watching the game naked?
I just woke up. What'd I miss?
fuk yu portugal
i was going to post that dragon apu and you beat me to it
>Apollos are the bad guys
t. Fleet fan
The (literal) state of Arizona
The rams were the good guys until the very end
This
what the fuck happened to my hotshots
no no no no
>the city of Arizona
What is in the jar?
You got a problem?
>tfw jumped from the Commanders to the Hotshots because I couldn’t stand their retarded coach constantly replacing the QB with momentum
>tfw the Commanders since then
>tfw the Hotshots since then
lol
who comm/a/nder here?
imagine living in a state without a team and having to do shit like this
I’m biding my time until expansion, anyway.
>GET IN THE HUGGLE
>we were never in a huddle
>GET IN THE HUDDLE!!!
>I WAS NEVER IN THE HUDDLE
>jumping teams in a meme league
>first snap?
Opening snap
same
first northeast team will be my primary, hopefully there will be a NJ (not NY) team
but BOATS BOAST BOATS will always be my secondary, and my primary until than
S E A W E E D
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Relish. Diced up pickles.
Is it time for the kekshots to be relocated to San Diego?
but does he put it in the fridge?
Arizona wake tf up
>the absolute, unironic shanty town of the Arizona Cumshots
TURNOVERB OWL
The Hotshits are so bad I bet the Cardinals would beat them.
remember when the hotshots were good?
Arizona just can't catch a break with their sports teams.
>Not even posting a commander
You can do better Yea Forumsnon
Booty blasting in progress.
Marvin Lewis still hasn't fixed his monotone voice.
IT'S PAINFUL!
Official Power Rankings
Orlando
San Antonio
San Diego
Atlanta
Birmingham
Salt Lake
Arizona
Memphis
if the game continues like this tomorrow morning the cumshots ultras will storm the team's practice facility and ask for neuheisel's head
He actually kind of worked with MJD, but he’s dreadful with this other boring fuck.
>dark skinned hand
hm
Philip nelson fleet> San Antonio otherwise I agree
i was just gonna say that, he needs a 3 man crew to not be boring
I had to stop watching this game cause of the announcers. Especially Marvin. I mean he's probably a nice guy in real life, but damn.
Is it any good though?
BIG GUY TOUCHDOWN
>ATL over Birmingham
Not sure about this
>Cumshots
Why does Yea Forums hate the Commanders uniforms? I think they look nice.
BEE TEE EF OH
Fleet players watching the Commanders dominate Arizona
Incorrect. The Hatshats are above average, the Cardinals have been bad since before WWII.
>Yea Forums is one person
Their uniforms are fine
Birmingham has only won against shit teams. They are the Texans of this league
I like it in my tuna. I’ve never had it on a hot dog.
Its refreshing to hear athletes swear on TV.
I'd rank them higher but they need to fix their QB problem first
Their helmets are possibly the best in the league, only behind maybe the Apollos
the only thing we hate is the two shades of red they're fine otherwise
following a brand new sports league is so comfy
and next year we get to do it again with the xfl
Don’t listen to them they jealous of the commander look
Kangz have only won against Memepiss and the Cumshots, both by narrow margins. What's your point?
iron are still better they have a good defense compared to kangz
Never seen it in my life but will check for it next time I'm at the grocery shop.
Nice trips btw
oh my god, this is embarrassing
The cumshots are better than anyone the iron has beat
>people thought the hotshits were good.
They had a shit QB in the beginning and had a plethora of coaching issues
AHAHAHA
>Hotshits
wolford now the worst QB in the league
XFL is going to bomb as the NFL is going to start pushing the AAF to keep Vince out of football
LMAO
>Hotshits
I N T E R C E P T I O N
That was the dullest announcement of an interception i’ve ever heard. These announcers clearly aren’t getting paid much
>the total, absolute, utter state of the crumbling, filthy, shanty town of Arizona
>coldshots
never gonna stop talking about the fleet
never gonna stop shipposting
youre gonna have to get used to it
>Features
>not Easter Eggs
I don't know if this semen slurping "league" is for me guys.
Every game with Marvin Lewis sucks. Production has made a lot of improvements but Marvin has to go
Yeah Vince has made enemies out of the NFL, the CFL, and now the AAF. It will be difficult for the XFL to attract talent and build a league.
This is fucking ridiculous, I'm honestly about to stop watching football if teams can get away with this kind of shit. I mean any impartial viewer would tell you that the Hotshots should be up right now and it pisses me off that games be so blatantly rigged I mean Jesus. Hotshots do something good? PENULTY Wolford DIDNT HAVE HIS SHOELACES TIED. Commanders make a mistake. PENULTY YOU CANT LOOK AT Stewart. And then don't get me started on that motherfucker Mike Riley, what a fucking asshole. I have NEVER seen anyone act so classless and in the AAF of all places? How has Charlie not come down hard on this piece of shit? Like who the fuck does he think he is? I swear is somelike like Williams or McDonald did one tenth of the shit talking that Gilbert does they would be fucking suspended. Fucking double standards much? Oh, and I love how the Hotshots aren't allowed to be anywhere near the Commander receivers, but then the Cummanders can tackle our guys while the ball is in the air. Not to mention the ejection where Yates WAS TRYING TO BREAK UP THE FIGHT. This is complete bullshit and I'm done supporting this scam of a league. WHAT A JOKEq
>Arizona cumshots rn
COACH LISTEN TO ME DO ANOTHER DRAGON
The difference between these commentators, and the ones in the early game, is night and day.
NJ FAGS WHAT SHOULD OUR TEAM NAME BE
Im thinking mobsters would be okay
The talent thing is something most people don’t think about. There are only so many people in this world who can throw a ball 70 yards, there are only so many people in this world who can be lineman, there are only so many people who will watch shit leagues.
Hoboken Hobos
I brought
K A L E
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Cumshots have already given up more points to San Antonio in the 2nd quarter than the Iron gave up to them in an entire game.
This was supposed to be the best game of week 5 but it's completely one sided
commanders are blasting the hotshots foly huck
you know what this means
the west belongs to the Fleet
OH NO NO NO NO
is this pasta?
Yeet
>unironically rooting about the Chadmanders
That's what you get.
dragon.
Okay, I was just playing devils advocate. The legends probably aren’t better than the iron. But the iron are not good.
ELITE:
Apollos
Commanders
Fleet
SHIT:
Hotshots
Iron
Stallions
Express
Legends
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
ANOTHER ONE
>ANOTHER ONE
THE ARIZONA INTSHOTS
this nigga suck dick
Fucking yikes.
>the total, complete, absolute, utter state of the crumbling, filthy, vile, shanty town of Arizona
do people actually watch this shit
Okay, fate, I get it. Calm down, I was going to switch to an expansion team anyway.
wiseguys
>intward
Riley I know you are watching this, keep doing the dragons like I tell you too
>this fucking game
bit disingenuous to put memepiss ahead of the kangz when they just lost to the kangz
Based woodside the dragon keeper
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH SAN ANTONIO PLEASE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It was in no order
Yes. I can also watch the entire game, commercial free, on their website.
I feel bad for those two fat guys in the stands in the Hotshot jerseys
Orlando vs San Antonio in the championship is going to be nuts. Can't wait
warren wiseguys?
>Cumshots
This is literally the worst team in the league now, right?
>that flag
not surprised
Yes
I’d take memepiss over them now
Hotshits need to throw in the towel.
why did the hotshots implode this hard
is it wolford or something else
what dirt does wolford have on neuhisel?
It’s the game we need and deserve
Orlando vs. San Antonio was already one of the best games so far.
>orlando vs san antonio
let me just stop you right there
How are the Hotshits better than the Iron? They have lost to two teams that the Iron beat, and they are now being anally gaped by San Antonio, who the Iron only lost to by a single point?
STACY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON
Stacy's Mom has got it going on...
God, if only the commanders had gotten the 2 point then we would have potential for a kino score
basado
i doubt marvin lewis actually interviewed for the job. the aaf probably begged him
Whoever has homefield advantage is gonna win
>sand blandtonio is 2-2
>people here are crowning their asses
They have only lost to good teams, unlike the ir*n and h*tshits
espn.com
>no expansion or relocation for the 2020 season
god dammit, no NJ team for me
>2-2
Have gone 1-1 vs. Fleet, lost to the Apollos. Yep, they sure are awful.
They don't want to get ahead of themselves
*sorry, I meant the fl**t. The iron have only beat shit teams. The commanders beat the fleet and iron, and only barely lost to the apollos
i know, its the smart thing to do
still though, they really should have put one or two teams in the north to grab that market
So. . Who needs a new QB more? Iron, Memepiss or Arizona?
Well sounds like Dundon is going to pull his $250 mil investment out then. One of his mandatory stipulations when investing was a guarantee by the AAF to expand the league next year.
>let's play smart, play smart, 16 seconds
>premature snap, fumble, lost
i'd laugh if it mattered
It's going to be a tough market to get, given that it's an outdoor sport being played in winter. They need to become an established league before they make any expansions up north.
shit really?
honestly they may have come to a understanding behind the scenes
Retarded center
Smart move, let it grow organically don’t force it
Iron need receivers.
Wolford is fucking shook.
i just feel like there missing out on such a huge makret, by placing all of the teams in the south
Memphis really should have waited, and they should have put the team anywhere in the north east
>Wants a team up north
>In February
Oh I am laughin
Wofford got hurt, looks like he is still busted up
based skycam maintenance camera
Y'all remeber when people said the Hotshits was the best team in the league?
iron looked better with price but well see if thats sustainable
Reminder the AAF is a southern league and yankee scum can fuck off
I wouldn't expect an expansion unless the NFL decides to drop a huge investment before next year. Even then forming a new organization doesn't happen over night. I'd expect expansion in 2021
>he forgot about the team up north that already plays in February
Just play in a dome lol
arizonians say a lot of things, and most of them are lies to begin with
Exactly, also an expansion team would dilute their talent pool.
im sorry do you think December for the bills is better than march in ohio?
Like its not that big of a deal
>ASU
Do the students get discounted tickets to the games?
>implying the Anchorage Sealclubbers won't use the temperature to their advantage
BASED
Based
>I forgot about my favorite team
Big difference between an elite NFL team playing once in February, and a new development league that will be playing all throughout February and March.
no but the players get discounted services from their thots
This desu
Plus, snow bowls are kino
>Not wanting Kino snow games
Shiggy diggy.
Contenders:
Appolos
San Antonio
San Diego
On the Fence:
Birmingham
Atlanta
Pretenders:
Salt Lake
Absolute meme teams:
Memphis
Arizona
mike singletary just always looks so depressed i think the hits he took as a player got to his head
>not posting the gif
based and snowpilled
is that a seal on gronks shirt?
>birthday memes for literal who broadcaster guy
yeah naw, save that shit for somebodies who have been doing it more than a month
i wonder what aaf team trump will support
are any of them owned by a Russian
rod woodson made 11 pro bowls u zoomer swine
The NJ Generals
fly on the camera alert
Obviously the San Antonio commanders (in chiefs)
>based trump giving NJ a team
i love that man
>woodside didn't like being called a game manager
sounds like a nice fellow
oh no no no no
wtf i love the dems now
>not wanting to be a game manager
No wonder he's not elite.
FIRST AID LADY
*shuffles towards you*
LOOK AT THAT BUTT
Nice trainer ass
Trainerfu!
T H I C C
I'd be faking injuries every drive just to get a whiff of that butt
how does a sky god dress? must he wear a suit?
$5 says Marvin Lewis is an AAF coach next year
The Hotshits now a bottom 3 team now.
do not question the sky god heathen
The AAF needs a sky goddess I demand justice and equality for the sky.
the first game had a sky goddess i think
Why is this on the NFL network? Isn't this competition?
They had a sky goddess. She was a false god.
I had predicted them as the clear worst team and almost got worried after the 2-0 start.
Then I remembered the league would need a resident razorcakes
No.
false god you say?
Nope, it's partnered with the NFL and is a minor league in all but name. They used some sense rather then setting fire to money like Vince will be doing
Hot Shits need an actual DC clearly
PICK
H O T S H I T S
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CUMSHOTS DID A GOOD
sky god has spoken be silent mortal
The Pig God
Based Skygod
the lowly ref dares believe the sky god did not completely understand what was going on
he will be smote as surely as the sun rises
Skygod is swift and just.
CUMBACK TIME
Bench Woeford
is there no delay of game penalty?
They missed it for sure.
God, please don’t let us choke like that other Texas team
seems to be a consistent problem with aaf refs
they miss at least 1 or 2 per game
DANCE OFF, BRO!
Holy shit
Wait for the dance
so what the fuck is this WHEELS UP! service anyway
is it supposed to be for shorter routes
T-They scored??
they've become too reliant on sky god
can't fend for themselves on minor things
marvin lewis has the same voice for praise and criticism
NO NO NO THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BOOTYBLAST THE SHITSHOTS THIS ISNT FAIR
u must have pissed off the sky god
Game is finally watchable
the sky god provides
>be romulus
>survive in the wild being suckled by a shewolf
>kill your brother for violating the law and encroaching on your land
>your city becomes a republic then an empire that conquers the known world
>fast forward to 2019 and some faggot names a ED prescription after you
just fuck my shit up
no its not
>Calm down, it’s still a three score game, the comeback doesn’t have to happen
Everything is bigger in Texas, even the choking
Well that didn't last long
I like Neuheisel’s little monkey boy assistant.
>Cumshots
>Cardinals
Arizona and horrible football goes together like PB&J.
PB&J and what?
WEW
there better be a meme conversion in the fourth quarter here.
I want to see a meme conversion again
digits and comeback confirmed
if sky god wills it user
Still a three possession game, even if they score
COMEBACK: CANCELED
The 20 fans in attendance really loved that one.
and then you remember the overpowered onside replacement system can let a team overcome a 3 score deficit with the other team not even getting a chance at offense
It would be a 2 possession game if they score here.
We’re fucked commandbros, prepare your tear ducts
CAM ON CUMSHOTS SCAR SOME TOUCHDOWNS
just convert 4th and 12 3 times in a row when you've been shitty enough to get 3 scores down bro
Either they get a turnover or it's gg
Excuse me, sweetie, people can’t be illegal.
cumshots have to go full dragon mode
3 possession game. GG
post yfw the kangs make the comeback of the season, go undefeated the rest of the schedule and make the championship
It’ll happen against the aplollos in the playoffs
I'll drink my pissbottle if the cumshots win this
I’ll just cry myself to sleep
It’s pronounced Duarte.
OH NO
Does this league even have playoffs? I thought it only ran for 10 weeks.
Anyone else feeling groggy af because of daylight savings?
There’s one playoff game then the championship
SAN ANTONIO WYD
4th and 12 time
C O N V E R T E D
WHAT THE FUCK
THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
yessir
la asoluta ciudad de san antonio
WE’RE GONNA FUCKING LOSE WHAT THE FUCK
S H O T S
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S H O T S
H
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S H O T S
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EVERYBODY
holy shit lmao
LMAO state of the Hotshits
Cummanders rn
OH NO
Is this a meme? Call in skyGOD!
SKYGOD TIME
You ruined the memes by not blowing it dead. Dumbass refs.
>cumshots fate is in the hands of sky god
kino
LMAO
JUST CHOKE MY SHIT UP
LMAO WOW
They didn't blow the whistle.
SKY GOD
SKY GOD
BLESS US WITH YOUR WISDOM
Honestly, that's fucking refball
imagine the impudence of calling the sky god by his first name
>skyGOD has a vidya game controller
Based
BULLSHIT
>this is not the wwf
What?
This is no longer bueno
SHOT AT THE XFL?
Wow what a shitshow
this isn't one of those leagues where the tv commentary shows any enthusiasm or emotion is what marvin meant
FUCKING RETARDED RECEIVER
What the fuck is clear evidence? Do they need to put bodycams on the players?
Marvin Lewis really bringing out his dumb side. If refs didn't stop the play then the play isn't over, period. He was still moving too.
>bowling for soup
*sips*
It’s not scripted like the nfl
Marvin slipped, expect him to commit suicide with 2 shots to the back of the head
that's why i love this meme league
YOU HAD THE 1ST DOWN WHY WOULD YOU RISK IT LIKE THAT
To be fair, that’s what happens in Pro-Bowls, which he has been to many
For me, it's Bingo Set.
>commit suicide with 2 shots to the back of the head
literally never happened, drumpftard
>Thread song
youtube.com
How is Marvin Lewis doing games in back to back days, too? Were both these from the studio?
Imagine waking up in the morning and knowing you have to drag Mr. Charisma marvin lewis through a shitty minor league game
cringe, REAL thread song
youtube.com
based refs letting cumshots get away with delay of game to keep the meme comeback alive
>Faking injury for timeouts
What are you talking about retard?
Thiccc
the best part is the guy's name is matt smith or some super boring generic name so it totally fits
kek that play clock was at zero for a solid three seconds
>Ross playing it up to hold up the clock
based
That’s illegal contact, that’s illegal contact.
shouldn't presley be playing for memepiss?
These refs HATE the Hotshits lel
>the rising pitch in his voice
topkek
Bottlegate incoming
bingzooper
this game is fixed and i still love it
>that little moan as he threw
I'm trying to figure out what Wolford is saying with his hurry up count. best I can come up with is "rhino say go"
any better ideas?
>Interception
>Flag
>Interception
>Flag
Oh shit that saved their entire drive
absolute boomercore music this entire game
>2 ints negated by penalties
>in a row
Blue 80
FLAG DRAGON
hotshots theme right now
I feel like this game is ref vs ref at this point.
>PENULTY
>HODLING
>PENULTY
>INFETTERENCE
>that kino shot of Woodside behind Wolford
YOU'LL COME BACK WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT, HOTSHITS
The rarest dragon of all
>Freddie Mercury chants
>Journey
It's hilarious desu
GET THAT WEAK SHIT OUTTA HERE
A B S O L U T E R E F B A L L
4th and 12 conversions are fucking brilliant
Anyone screengrab that Oscar-worthy shot of Commanders QB in the background
I’m legit gonna cry.
I agree, on that onside conversion attempt.
>"Get that weak shit outta of here!"
I love hearing the shit talking
weak shit
get it outta here
kek these commercials randomly cutting into the broadcast is kino
absolute kino
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR ARIZONA HOTSHOTS MVP OF THE GAME
theme for the next general
Great timing, broadcast.
Notice the whistle is not in his mouth.
RECOVERED
That was anticlimactic
Gg hotshots nice 2nd half
Didn't even end with a pass. Disappointing.
NEVERMIND.
PRESS L TO LAUGH AT THE SHITSHOTS
Changing it up a little. Here are your power rankings:
1. Orlando
2. San Antonio
3. San Diego
4. Atlanta
5. Birmingham
6. Arizona
7. Salt Lake
8. Memphis
Marvin Lewis is a great announcer in the making. He’s growing into it
Salt Lake is better than the Hotshits.
I gave them the benefit of the doubt for staging a great comeback. I might change it next week, but Arizona still has life. They can go into next week with a bit more momentum
SOME
BODY
ONCE
TOLD
ME
what kind of world are we living in where Arizona sports aren't good.
Oh right: This one.
>all of Arizona's remaining opponents have winning records
R.I.P. season
THAT'S THE AZ WE REMEMBER
>420
>AZ and the Legends have the same record
These games are getting better each week