Kid takes his ball home, so we play bulldog, instead

It’s called “it” you northern ponce

It's called bullrush you fucking poofs

You meant buldogue.

youtube.com/watch?v=A59DLf4J5ys
seems pretty dope tbqh

>mfw an american called ting tong woddle pog "tag" near me

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Bulldog is just tag for nancies. Americans just play smear the queer when the ball is lost/gone

Has italy ever won an Olympic medal? Stromboli isnt a sport

wait so is bulldog an actual thing in third-world countries or is this another one of those memes like when you claim that Malaysia is a country?

Even in fucking Canada we played it (sometimes in the snow). You're just a fatty

>Even in France 2.0 we played it
okay so I still can't figure out if this is a meme or not.

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>kid decides he's going to use his ball to practice skills solo
>game turns into chasing him around, taking it off him, then playing keep-away until he complains

>tig
lmao what. That's like calling a jail "gaol" or some non-word like that, nobody is that autistic, right?

>kid complains
>remind him he must not be skilled enough, then

>kid goes home
>lets us keep the ball as long we bring it to school the next day

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>frogposter
You forgot it every time didnt you.

The 2nd best thing to do on the recess

Holy fuck euro poors call smear the queer bulldog lmao

underrated post

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>calling smear the queer "bulldog"
OH NO NO NO
How unmanly, not integrating homophobia into your children's games

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bulldog is a real thing, user. I used to play it with some friends after school

We played tag at recess until some kid got tagged too hard, complained to his rich parents, and so from then on we weren't allowed to touch each other. We tried playing that if you got within an inch of the person you had tagged them, but that didn't work. After that we mostly just played world cup.

we actually had some PE teachers (in grade 3 or 4) introduce it to us, but then immediately ban it because we liked it and they worried kids would get hurt

>not playing IRA instead
>Two groups. One team each gets individual letters and when you're caught you get beat up until you hand it over

wut.jpg

>kid takes his ball until we let him be captain of a team
>we pool in half of our daily allowances for a week and buy a nicer ball by the end of it
>kid comes back crawling aa he has no friends
lesson in there

>school banned all balls because the students were not coming back to class after recess.
>bored students throw rocks at passing buses instead.

mine hit the front windshield and we got the balls back.

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based

for me, it's keep the kettle boiling

This. Bulldog makes it sound even more gay.

nice
our MO was to show up a few minutes after recess ended. not late enough to get the teachers to ban it, but enough that we'd get to play to 1-2 more goals

This, what the fuck is bulldog

you dumb seppo cunts, in bulldog you have to spear tackle the cunt to the ground, it is banned in pretty much every school in the country because kids get hurt.

Smear the queer? Or more like red rover

We did the same but on passing trains instead.
We also played tag but instead of tagging we'd dry hump and run away.

>look up bulldog
we did something similar but each team interlocked arms and someone from the opposing team got called and you just had to bum rush the enemy line and try to break their arms apart

>school bans British Bulldog
>everyone starts playing 'Polish Pitbull' instead

Devilish

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We used to play it on a concrete playground at primary school. Permanent knee and elbow scabs to pick, shit was cash. Then some kid broke his arm and it got banned. We weren't clever enough to rebrand it though.

holy fuck I completely forgot about it