Official /turnleft/ Phoenix emergency race end thread

You know we'll need it....

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CAM ON LARSON MAKE SUM FRACKING PASSES

GO GIMMIE!

rolling for caution and cheeki Johnson win

Gas mileage finish hopefully.

It would be pretty epic if Kyle Busch crashed. His interviews are always top notch when he is mad

>Ford launching new Mustang downunduh
>Penske sponsored Fords winning in Supercars
>Ford launches new cup "Mustang"
>Penske "Mustangs" winning in NASCAR

Is there ANY integrity left in anything anymore, or is it all a giant work?

dubs and late race caution with a sneaky gimmie win

rerolling

This track looks so flat compared to the others

Our boy landon gonna blow his engine and wreck kb

it is for the most part fren

Truex is the fastest car on the track.

Hm.

Please.

KWL

>KWL
FUCK

bretty gud ending chase so far

I’m literally shaking right now

cuck caution when

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

rolling for phantom debris caution

KYLE WINS LOL
GIBBS WINS LOL
TOYOTA WINS LOL

that's it, it's over

Brad fucking with Kyle lol.

>inb4 kryle runs out of fuel

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKK

i hope kryle gets his 200 soon so we can move on to the next storyline

i thought he was fine on fuel and blaney was the one with potential fuel problems?

>ANOTHER FUCKING "IS KYLE THE GOAT?" CONVOS MID-RACE

Someone just but k busch into the wall

>autism

>Press F to Pay Respects to le ebin dab man

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Edit: I woke up this morning and the first thing I did was lube up my pussy with spit and finger myself because I was still so horny.

>comparing kyle's wins across 3 series against petty's in a singe series
i want off this story line

D

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>they're not over 'till they're over
4 fucking laps with a 2.5 second lead, it's over lol

samantha just watch the race

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YES

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>KWL
youtube.com/watch?v=TSJumj9TQBA

>both got most wins in a clearly superior car
It fits

>an entire day just to see KWL
why

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WE

DID

IT

BOYS

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we did it boys

see you next week bros. fuck krylel lmao

>inb4 fails inspection

actually they are similar, petty had little competition in most of his wins like busch in the trucks and xfinity, in both cases the 200 is way overrated

looks like a tranny

Not to mention that in some cases, he's beating literal children who are under the age of 18