MATCH OF THE DAY 2 THREAD

>commentary recorded after the game is over
Just the dumbest meme ever. It's "dogs can't look up" stupid.

>being a fat pizzaface unironically

Probably be mentioned because of a similar incident in the Arsenal-MU game. It won't be analysed though because it's not in the PL.

>commentary recorded after the game is over

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No this is Premier League only, not EFL

based

yep keep digging lads haha, you aren't making yourself look more stupid at all

why do you think because you've got some autistic flag which shows you spend too much time on Yea Forums that you're in anyway different than me in /brit/?

fuck off

>autistic flag
Still using the communist flag on /pol/, Toby?
archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/tripcode/!!0fFMSfJHLfv/

190 on the ropes

It's an anonymous imageboard, nothing I do makes me look like anything.

>why would you go to the pub to see your mates when you can Snapchat them

Zoomers are the worst, snivelling little consumer-drone proto-Tories.

SLIP

not the same thing at all, it's like going to the pub with your mates and then watching a recording of it later, even though you have already experienced it. but there will be some bald blokes talking about how the defending was bad

That final 'pool fan looked uncannily like Charlie Brooker.

Remember to keep watching after MotD to watch the Women's Six Nations Rugby.

Imagine samefagging yourself like that because you're obsessed with me

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wtf refs? Have they taken the weekend off?

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t. solskjaer's neighbour

>4 matches Postponed next week end

what the fuck ?

Could it be 2 relegations in a row?

FA Cup

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FA Cup Sixth round

Only if you've sat and watched them all already

>yfw INTERNATIONAL BREAK after next week

Highly unlikely. Would need all of Millwall, Wigan, Reading and Rotherham to go on a stupid run of wins to even be threatened.

How does women's rugby compare to mens rugby? Is it as bad as women's football compared to mens?

its 2019 obviously everyone who is actually interested in football has streamed them and seen all the goals
surely people aren't waiting obediently for MOTD to start

It's actually worse than that, believe it or not

firmino is such a weird cringe lesbian

Quiet, Heaton.

Worse

Nah, since I know MotD is there I don't bother

No chance. Ipswich and Bolton are gone and the other teams are too far behind QPR to drag them into the relegation battle

>having such a short attention span you have to go out of your way to find all the goals on social media on a tiny phone instead of relaxing and watching them comfy on TV later

Cheeky crisp sandwich before bed lads. Can't beat it.

stop living in the past, that is how things are done now

my pety rock has unironically done drugs with a womyn who's unironically a professional sports woman now

take that on board yeah

someone who has a hobby of getting smashed up on drugs is now a professional in her sport, absolute joke. And no, it wasn't a bit of charlie on the weekend.

My dad loves football and the only time he used the internet he accidentally sent £800 to some Babestation model

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cringe

That's the weirdest kind of wank

190, as we all know, you're a rabid lefty. Do you watch women's sports?

lol how new are you

go learn my lore and my old names if you need an answer

bog sim his sargon

Based

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Phil Neville is such a mong. Fuck me.

>this is how new people are now
Womens tennis is still terrible and waifu posters ruined tennis

b&r

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Why is he at Villa then?

I mean like women's football, women's rugby, etc. I don't think women's tennis counts Lisicki, because it's fairly well established.

lol Arsenal have no chance with Ole at the wheel

>Ole at the wheel

Hate this chant already, United are so plastic 1

Feel like these highlights are misrepresenting the match
Arse were really decent for the first spell but none of that was really shown, in favour of the one half-chance Utd had

How does the chant go? What's the tune?

It's all proper cringe isn't it? Bring back hooliganism.

youtube.com/watch?v=f8fyjm5yifM

wtf Emery was at the wheel all along!!!!!

hello is this the based alpha bro lad banter thread

Yeah man tell us about all the drugs you've done but say 'my pet rock' did them to get away with it in case the police come knocking

No, just alchies eating crisp sandwiches and forgetting to take their anti-depressants before bed again.

Tbf drugs are basically decriminalised in this country if you're in a 90%+ white area

Drugs are for mugs.

I'm eating Pork Scratchings. That's pretty alpha, right?

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What's the point of having ex-players as pundits if they never tell you about any of the technique required to be a PL footballer?

>people get better in football by learning how to be told how to kick a ball

have you honestly ever played football?

>put motd on
>don't watch it

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I was it and I hate myself for it.

Looks like the cancer they cut off my liver.

Can't believe 190cm doesn't support women's rugby

Just look at the screen right now.

What university do you go to?

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Mr Porky Masterrace?

>put motd on
>shitpost on Yea Forums instead

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Dropped out last year. Haven't even told my parents.

haha...

>Mr Porky
>master race

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>put MOTD on next week
>watch it because Swansea will be on

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I-I can't. my laptop and Yea Forums are distracting me

Mark Chapman is the most sorearse United customer ever, Neville grew up fellating the coaching team at Old Trafford and Shearer regrets daily not signing for Siralex instead of BlacknWhite Norf United

Hardly surprising they're pushing the OleattheWheel meme

Can't believe how far Swansea have fallen, swear they used to be alright. Like a Crystal Palace.

What happened to the MOTD show that used to be on Sunday dinner time, lads? Did the Beeb bin it?

You know none of those lads of and "editor" credit, right?

Thick bastard.

You're thinking of Antiques Roadshow lad

Karl Pilkington's missus used to edit MotD, Suzanne Whiston

>none of those lads of and "editor" credit, right?
Try again in English lad

No. MOTD2 Extra used to be on a Sunday at 12:15. Haven't seen it on in a while.

Exeter. Comfy place but too many fucking hills, makes me want to just stay in my room most days because going anywhere is a workout.

Yeah if you look at the league table you'l think we're not doing that well

but let me tell you butt, we playing some of the best attacking progressive football in the league with mainly local youth academy players

bringing back the swanslona way

She's a producer, not an editor.

Oh, you mean "used to be on at lunch time on Sunday"

I feel like only Karl Pilkington knows this, ergo you are Karl Pilkington.

Sarri needs media training for fuck sake

Goldsmiths

Breakfast, Dinner, Tea you pleb

She used to edit it when the editors were on holiday though
t. worked at Xfm

Not him but knew him quite well

No, Dinner time. I'm a Norfman.

Sarri is such a salty faggot

Is the fourth official only their to be moaned at by the coaching staff?

I meant *there

ahahahaha that sari interview

Is Karl Pilkington even real?

I'd be sad if he's an egotistical arse in real life

Bollocks.

>Friend from high school’s family from North London
>tfw her granddad died last night
>Lifelong Arsenal fan who established love of Arsenal in her and family despite them being Americans

It’s actually really nice to see them beat Manure today. It makes me happy despite not feeling connected to any PL teams.

No, he looks after the spare linesman flags and watches the game on his mobile for VAR

He's half-real. Like the way Jeremy Clarkson is kind of like that IRL, but not really.

Yeah, Clarkson is a mega-Remainer internationalist in real life, just with a bit of a temper

Arsenal didn't really win. First goal was due to a defective ball that didn't go straight to De Gea's hands, and the second one should of seen the whole Arsenal team sent off for diving/appealing for a dive.

Only Arsenal vetoing the use of VAR saved them from a 10 Nil defeat

#olesatthewheel

His XFM shows was basically as real as he was.
His stuff in Moaning of Life you could kinda tell he was putting it on.

gasping for a cup of tea but kettle started popping the electrics
might risk it anyway

read kettle as ketamine at first read

what am I like haha

boil the water on the hob lad, like a proper teapot
or you could be a true cretin and use the microwave

Boil water on the hob like a Yank

I'm going to have a chicken sandwich and watch Wings, night lads.

hahaha monreal celebrating with the fan running on the pitch before realising the steward is chasing after him then fucking him off

yeah

deduct points off them

now

Imagine have an appliance solely for tea

Karl was always a miserable bastard, in fact (if you care) watch his interview with Christian O'Connell on YT. Christian used to work at Xfm and knew Karl before he was anybody and shares a lot of stories about Karl which prove he was always actually like that. But I agree with
of late he sort of turns it up a bit.

Shearer going overboard
Neville talking about women's football which not even lefties like 190 care about

We know it's bad fuck off. I'm so sick of this virtue signalling faggot shit

>a white male gets punched
>we start talking about racism to (implied) blacks

Imagine a bloke running on the pitch and punching a female player, international front pages

Deducting points is stupid. You are making the other fans suffer because of some twat. Ban for life and leave it at that. The furthest I would say is if it goes into a full on pitch invasion like when Leeds went down to League 1

Swansea need other teams to have points deducted so they can grab that esteemed 14th position

>he could have broke his jaw
>he could have had a knife
it's like the ">he could have been killed" meme from a few years back

He could've had a bomb in his hand

>arsenal get a points deduction

would be a first for womens sport

>a working class idiot punches a player
>rightfully is met by the law

>joey barton assaults Aguero in the 'AGUEROOOOOOO' game
>literally nothing

one law for one and another law for the other

true though, you can't have random cunts running on the pitch and taking a swing, funny as it is.

It's a great way to get attention. Just ask Gary Lineker.

190 using his 9 years of studying law at university

Love seeing Vardy score.

Stocksbridge Park Steels boy done good

>birmingham dont
be pretty funny if it happens

>points deduction

last four Man City home games of the season, Liverpool buy tickets and city shirts and pay four scallies to go the the Etihad, jump onto the pitch and chin a player.

Great solution lads

Birmingham won't get points deducted, it's a stupid overreaction from dickhead Shearer

they're exaggerating a bit much, it's not as if this shit hasn't happened on occasion for decades.

still prefer yeboahs goal against wimbledon

The more over the top the punishment you propose the more it shows how much you are against it. Concern trolling

They haven't given points deductions before when fans have assaulted players during a match so can't see why they'll do it now

Keep watching lads, some great stuff coming up on BBC One!

Yep, its happened for years. They'll put out an advert featuring players saying "don't run on the pitch" in different languages and it'll all be forgotten about.

I doubt it will happen anyway, bizarrely the FA is responsible for punishing incidents like this, even though the EFL and PL run the leagues.

I cannot think of a situation where points deduction has happened.

Chris Kirkland got slapped a few years back by a Leeds fan and was jailed. No points deduction though.

I can't even follow the logic of a points deduction
Maybe if the players joined in

>Neville "as a manager I would take my players of the pitch if a player got bumped by a fan"

Yeah, like Siralex took the team off when Roy Keane deliberately ended Alf-Inge Haaland's career and stood over him screaming like a rapist

>Shearer "I think every first born child in Birmingham should be slaughtered"

The Birmingham fan should be made to ring Grealish's two dads and apologise.

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Joking apart, this would sort Andy Murray out

Bit late now he's disabled and drinking a lot but the point stands

I'm laugh everytime these threads appear at
>Alan Shearer and Phil Neville are your """expert pundits""".

guarantee andy murray goes full trainspotting within 15 years

No arguments with this

Name an Irish pundit

Andy Townsend

Why would you stay in the EU though? It's costing you money and you get harangued by the French and Germans for not giving more ... even if you give more. It's like saying that it's better to be a battered housewife than going through with a divorce. Thank God ASEAN is nothing like that.