/heem/ - REDEEMED Edition

Cain is literally the only mexican fighter I like.

is this user still around? I'd like to talk to him about HW

this may be the worst faceoff photo of all time

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you guys remember what happened last time Jorge fought a MW that cut to WW??

Tenchin Naschaubkawa

sehr sad

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...

He won the fight and the story of the fight

>two discords
>whatsapp group

Is heem the most powerful subreddit on Yea Forums?

Who won the wrestling match

They're gonna get rid of JDS, aren't they? He's the first fighter to openly mock the Herb Dean fight-fixing industrial complex, they won't let him get away with this.

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Hopefully unfettered access to Loureda punani will keep him motivated enough to win

Sebastian Rivera, Big 10 chanpionships are on right now. Dont respond.

the absolute state of millennial manchildren

theres two discords?

Yes.
researchgate.net/publication/329311562_'Fear_and_Disgust'_-_A_corpus_study_of_sentiment_towards_sporting_events_as_expressed_multimodally_on_Yea Forums's_sp_board

Apparently, one is for yurocuck shitposters, the other for high IQ fight fans

Unironically based. I'm taking a transcontinental flight to meet up with Chris Rivera for some wrestling training.

Lol, people get PAID for this research. COMPENSATED

>discord
>high IQ
Lmao so hard

www.twitter.com/punisher_bass

can an user get an invite to the high IQ one

Sebastian Rivera, B1G champion. Future national champion, future Hodge Trophy winner. Future gold medalist, future bantamweight champion.

Favorite female fighter?

Bizarro Kid Nate's channel. Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=X9pKH2Jf5r0

>future Hodge Trophy winner
LMFAO

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/1104803878460186632?s=21

my condolences to the ferguson family for the murder suicide

He’s no Dallas Winston

holy fuck I didnt realize Means destoryed his ankle last night

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based dallas winston

so now that spammy achieved his mission and /heem/ is dead and everyone is on discord, what's next for spammy in life?

I miss Till's cocky faceoffs

Lemme tell you about that guy

i'm going to colorise the moon

I agree with the guys that say that this kick is a cheap move if you get to stop the fight after it lands so what could be some good defense/response for it?

*colourise

based sbnation community member

_punsiherbassed12

He is not Mexican, he is as Mexican as sriracha sauce is Vientamese

MMA is for fucking losers. Sorry my mother's life was at risk.

where you coming in from lad?

Times up Dana!

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fuck this busybody chink who does he think he is

What do you call this body type?

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nice quints

We talmking Gegor Gillipsies, straight dogwalking niggas, gots Khalabeebs Run-a-dam outta thurr what!

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imagine making such a ruckus for Leslie fucking Smith

at least choose as an example a fancy striker that got fucked by the ufc you dumb nigger

thankyou brother

fuck off chink

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Stipe deserves the fucking rematch.

joerogan
Breakfast perfection.
Venison and eggs with some extra kick provided by @gringobandito hot sauce!

Thoughts on Rogan's breakfast?

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100% getting FLAT LINED in the 1st round is immediate grounds for a rematch blud.

fancy ass fork

*scoops out your eyeball deliberately*
*knocks you out right after on the same side lmao*

NOOOOO IM IN CHARGE HERE

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'the teenage boy'

mikhaila and petersonpilled

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>tagging random celebrities
Fucking cringe. This dude isnt helping his cause.

Its over Dana

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Just watched dariush/dober. Good fight and great finish

>ramdom celebrities
All UFC shareholders through WME

YANG GANG GANG

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Thanks

I know that but its still cringe, they're just investors.

polish "people"

instagram.com/p/Bu1HxLGAtbM/
instagram.com/p/Buvm97HHdNw/

>instagram.com/p/Bu1HxLGAtbM/
lmao I'm in tears from laughter

I’m just an investor in Communist Party of China

Is the world just getting worse and worse

Why does kookie always have that suicidal look?

the cum ditch

youtube.com/watch?v=axYJnEUQb3I
wrecked x3

she lost her breasts in a train explosion

youtube.com/watch?v=W0t5UrsR7SQ

looks good

imagine eating meat

based yang

captain beefheart-esque

This

There’s been no update on his knee because he didn’t suffer any knee injury.

Never been on twitch
Never been on discord
Never been on reddit
Never watch MMA
post on heem every hour

she is so instabile its not even funny anymore

Still waiting on Pettis broken hand update

Yoel would have made weight but the commission stopped him, heard it straight from his coaching staff.

Lewis tore his MCL, ACL, and meniscus before last nights fight. Straight from the horses mouth. Its why his switch kicks weren’t as fast as usual.

Reminds me of when Joanna beat Rose the second time and Trevor Whittman and Pat Barry said so before the decision

ignore yang posts, he has no clue how to run a business

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redpill me on eddie mercado

landing on his knee just woke him up

What the fuck is up with Joe and eggs?

And this looks a lot better than the other pictures which hopefully won’t be posted.

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is it true eddie bravo was too dangerous for mma?

alex people say you're a zionist shill

Imagine being a wagecuck

Who won the yang vs helwani debate?

Nice OP

Thanks it’s mine

Ariel didn’t even want to debate he sperged out like the bong

Masvidal has lost to a bantamweight

I'm the bong and you're a loser. Nice OP whoever made it.

You’re not the bong I am and shitty OP I made it myself

Youre too dumb to make a good thread

The day of proper compensation is coming.

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DEREK SCHOTT SPAMMER

ALEXA GRASSO

DEREK NELSON

RICHARD COTTINGHAM

HEART ARRHYTHMIA

The amount of demeaning things that are said about women on here from so called “fight fans” is disgusting but the fact is if you’re a true fight fan then you shouldn’t care about gender.

Men or women, I’m a true fight fan because I like MMA.

If you studied martial arts and understand all the little details and nuances of the fight game then you would appreciate it when two high-level caliber fighters get to display it in the octagon.

That’s why I don’t care about what you say cause most on here never trained MMA to make a educated comment and are just here to put others down. The uneducated so-called fan that think watching women fight is a kin to watching teenagers or kids spar is laughable.

These women fighters are the best in the world and would crush any average male in a real world fight. We also must appreciate that WMMA is a different style than MMMA just like how women’s tennis is different from men’s tennis. It seems like tennis fans understand this yet appreciate both style of games. Why can’t MMA fans?

We have proof that WMMA has potential. Ronda and Nunes hold some of the largest PPV numbers in the history of the UFC. Women just need a bigger platform to show it.

And to those that live on the other side of the world and complain that having WMMA bouts mean you have to stay up later into the night... continue to shed your tears cause us true fight fans are happily enjoying our MMA.

>Nunes
Lol

He's lost to a bw, fw, lw, ww, mw and soon he'll lose to a lhw

smif better not heem gus in sweden

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Always losing to the black guys.

Favorite musician?

archivegod

Post Malone, you?

smif isnt black though

london should never have allowed in the poles

I'd rather see Johnny Walker heem Gus in Sweden

Same youtu.be/bxcLUP-HvoI

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/79912549/#79914724

what kind of lamborghini did lewis buy?

post and malonepilled

You're right headgear amplifies the force.

Many great grappling minds, John Danaher, Ryan Hall, Josh Barnett have one thing in common - they have said Eddie's meme jitsu doesn't work and is fundamentally unsound.

Eddie Bravo won one (1) match worth a shit in a lifetime of praciticing jiu jitsu, and has been coasting off that ever since. Zero major tournament medals. Not one. And this was back when there number of people competing in jiu jitsu was much smaller.

I hate to say it, but Eddie is a meme.

then why is tony ferguson of 10th planet the greatest LW of all time?

alri luke

>"Last week Kamaru Usman won the UFC Championship. But after the brawl at the buffet line and his managers connections to terrorist cells Usman will be relinquishing his championship. The new champion will be Colby Chaos Covington. And the new no.1 contender will be decided with a fight between Darren Till........and Ben Askren"

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If you look back at the Kevin Lee fight, Tony tried rubber guard (a 10th planet technique) and got promptly mounted and punched in the face because it doesn't work. What was effective was his work from standard closed guard, that every jiu jitsu school does.

>talks about representing africa
>talks about representing the poor
>gets permanently banned from the casino 12 hours later with his terrorist manager
he talks the talk and walks the walk

10th planet is constantly evolving. much like tony ferguson who was just arrested.

He got mounted after some scramble when he opened his full guard. The submission came from elbowing Lee in mission control from what i recall

i don't watch mma and don't care but ben rothwell was robbed

Ponzinibbio with the steel chair

HE'S HURT

>Ryan Hall and Josh Barnett
HOWLING

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Is /pol/ trying to push a meme candidate again?

is billie eilish a boy or a girl

Both actually have medals from respected grappling tournaments, unlike Eddie Bravo.

fuck those fascist incel sjw loser zilches he's MMA RELATED

The gang is anything but a meme, my friend.

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He's like Bernie but dumber somehow.

ben askren on the left

lukas and i last july. me on the right:
youtube.com/watch?v=mabXvtKqguo

Leave Eddie Bravo to me.

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Oh wow ryan hall won one extra match in his class to medal. Contrarian babbys first jitz bitch. Eddie barely even competed anyways.

still seething from being BTFO earlier

FUMING GAYTHEIST

favorite heem personalities? for me it's
>luke
>valbong
>lithcuck
>schaubposter
>felix

also, whatever happened to twitchy?

Ryan won a medal at ADCC, Eddie got absolutely mauled and then went home. Big difference. Ryan also has won more than one big match in his career. And Ryan didn't compete at black belt long before moving to MMA. Ryan had a ton of medals at purple and brown belt.

He's simply much better at grappling than Eddie Bravo ever was. You think Eddie Bravo could have ever choked out Wilson Reis?

lukas and the peruvian who hates canada

*holds sign*
PUSH JOHNNY WALKER

Loser

Darren Till vs. Jorge Masvidal
Leon Edwards vs. Gunnar Nelson
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Dominick Reyes
Nathaniel Wood vs. José Alberto Quiñónez
Danny Roberts vs. Cláudio Silva
Jack Marshman vs. John Phillips

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Josh Barnett said rubber guard doesn't work and if somebody could actually hold him in it he'd shut the fuck up and never badmouth it again. Eddie Bravo's response was to admit that he didn't have a guy capable of holding Barnett in rubberguard.

Pretty pathetic concession from Eddie, considering 10th planet is one of the biggest jiu jitsu associations in the world.

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anyone surprised by Johnny Walker's voice

I thought he would sound like a faggot but he sounds like a beast

on the other hand I bet Josh Barnett could hold a turbo manlet in his rubber guard

Till
Edwards
Reyes
Wood
Silva
Marshman

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so it works then

Stop. Bullying. Eddie.

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Yes, and Eddie fell in the semis to eventual champ Leo Vieira. Not like he was some irrelevant shitter

>Ryan has also won more than one big match
Gustavo Dantas was absolutely a big match too and Eddie choked him out. Eddie didn’t compete nearly as much either. You think Ryan Hall wouldve manhandled Royler like Eddie?

You sound like every rbjj dds newfag shitter. Lmaoing at appealing to Josh Barnett and Ryan Hall as some almight authorities

do you watch ice hockey? come let us know what you think

hoisted by you're own petard

Say something insulting about the russian government and i'll post in there you fucking zilch.

Till
Nelson
Reyes
Wood
Roberts
Phillips

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>muh appeal to authority
Get a qt to win a fight in rizin first

Till
Edwards
Oezdemir
Wood
Silva
Marshman

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why does tennis have attractive women but not wmma

because its a real sport, not bulldyke bartenders from alaska flailing at eachother

you can't punch people on the nose in tennis, the net gets in the way

Ryan Hall would have heel hooked Royler.

>Lmaoing at appealing to Josh Barnett and Ryan Hall as some almight authorities

How are they not, at least, as qualified as Eddie Bravo? Ryan Hall is objectively more accomplished than Eddie Bravo. Josh Barnett is former no gi world champion and the first guy to tap Dean Listen in over a decade, besides being former UFC heavyweight champion and PRIDE Grand Prix finalist.

They both are more knowledgeable than Eddie Bravo.

>bulldyke bartenders from alaska
lol

where do you train?

1k for everyone?
hahahhhahahaha is this nigger serious? what's that about?

I'm not going to dox myself. BJJ is small as fuck, if I told you where I train and my belt level, you could make a phone call and figure out who I am.

I'm just having some fun, user. Don't get upset. Though, for the record, nobody has ever held me in rubber guard either.

free money nigga, what are you gay

Thoughts on Costa failing a drug test?

lol

FREE MONEY!!!! what an ass

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no one's asking you to say your belt level you LARPing retard, just where you train

you don't train. Canada doesn't have good BJJ gyms anyway

rubber guard has worked fine in Quintet, 10th Planet put on the best show of the night along with Gregor Gracie's team

stop LARPing you obese monkey, it's gross

based yang winning the black vote without pandering bullshit

Till
Nelson
Reyes
Quiñónez
Silva
Phillips

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Helwani browses the heem discord

for sure my guy

>how are they not?
How are they? Does their opinion get overrided by guys like Gunnar Nelson? Or Royler who got clowned by Eddie twice? You just seem to appeal to whoever reddit is hyping. There are hundreds of more accomplished guys than them. You’re just appealing to your biases with shity anecdotal statements

>more knowledgeable
Ryan Hall was pretty smart to fake a video to sell his mcdojo thats for sure

proof?

you think that shit's actually going to happen.
where the hell has he even got that from. just give everyone 1k?
almost bribing people to vote for him kek. Surely this guy can't be gaining traction, the very idea sounds absolutely ridiculous and unlikely to even come partly to fruition

>i dont know the policy but ill just brazenly criticize it

based retard incel

Imagine how fucking shook he is right now. He couldn't seal the deal with the ufc for the lucrative wmma market, and now chad yang is getting elected. How will this man afford to keep a roof over his bald head? Him and dana might have to sell their boypussy for food.

Gen Z and millennials are projected to make up 37% of the electorate in 2020, and what they're looking for in a presidential candidate is shifting.

The top three voting issues for Gen Z, according to the Harris poll, are mass shootings, racial equality, and immigration policy and treatment of immigrants.
Millennials' top issues are access to health care, global warming/climate change and mass shootings.

no, fuck you

1k a month

:')

forgot pic

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>president has to be 35
>only have to be 18 to vote

Every major affiliation has at least one gym in Canada, including 10th Planet. Besides that, we have Tristar which produced the MMA goat. It's not like there is nowhere to train in Canada.

Quintet is mostly just for fun, nobody takes it that seriously.

are all the NEETs on /pol/ and the rest of Yea Forums seriously deluding themselves about Yang winning in 2020?

He actually thinks this shit through

/pol/ does not align with commie chinks

>almost bribing people to vote for him kek.
yet a politician can run on cutting taxes for billionaires and the bootlickers jump for joy

>t-theyre not trying
yeah im sure youre a peach at grappling, b

>mma goat
jon jones is from new york

bruh i know you think you'll be able to shitpost on /heem/ all day and make money for doing it just by voting for him but it's not happening

He should give out free ESPN+ memberships instead, could actually make that happen and then you can watch fights without your stream buffering

>banning guns
>unlimited immigration
this is why children shouldnt be voting

pol is a donald cuck board. Yea Forums is the board for Yang chads

MMA GOAT is either Aldo or Jones and neither trained in Canada so not sure where you're getting your facts from, but that's a different argument anyway.

Canada is garbage, your best products since Georges have been MacDonald, who's flushed, and OAM, who's looking like a career journeyman. Mirsad Bektic could be something, I suppose.

I assure you everyone was trying hard in Quintet and 10P put up a good show.

I really don't understand what you're trying to do here. A couple of Gracies are on record commending Eddie's system. Of course there are critics as well, but clearly the system has its uses even if you don't operate entirely by it.

All in all, you're definitely LARPing and I don't understand why. Maybe like 5% of /heem/ actually trains anyway. You have nothing to prove to a bunch of cave-dwellers.

the joke is on yang i already literally and unironically get $1000 a month from the government for literally and unironically doing nothing and that includes getting medicare

>yes, I do browse /pol/, how could you tell?

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Royler was relevant in the year 2000, before anybody knew what half guard was. Old school guys either got with the times and stayed relevant, or they got left in the dust like Royler did.

>these guys that were more successful in BJJ and MMA than Eddie Bravo was don't know what they are talking about because reasons

Ok, user. I can see your neon green 10thP4L rashguard from over here.

Under his plan you will get no more money

heem is deader than tony ferguson's wife and son

>nobody knew what half guard was in 2000
I honestly want to smack the shit out of you for lying about training BJJ and spouting bullshit.

i figured as much which is why i'm not voting for him lol. i get out of jury duty, don't have to pay taxes on the free money i get, never have to work, but am still allowed to vote

id unironically switch to a part time desk job and use my yangbucks to become the next big mma journalist

and your legs don't work

Till
Nelson
Reyes
Wood
Silva
Marshman

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what?

is spammy the only cripple on /heem/? or are there more?

It'd be nice user, but these yangbux won't come through

You're full of shit if you think the half guard "game" back then resembled anything close to what modern guys do from half guard.

It was a more primitive understanding of the position. You would shit on any year 2000 grappler with modern half guard techniques.

You're mentally crippled dockdwarf.

everyone here except me is fat and ugly and literally retarded

Half guard was different to today, it wasn’t irrelevant. You literally just repeat every cringey DDS point like its literally not based in “old school” teachings

>these guys that were more successful in BJJ and MMA than Eddie Bravo was don't know what they are talking about because reasons
I didn’t say that. They’re not the almighty arbiters of jiu jitsu by your own shitty logic of competition record like youve said. Take a shower

A SoCal beaner who's 5'4 144 pounds talking about legs...

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There's a big difference between developing a game from half guard and the half guard position being alien to the BJJ world.

I honestly am flummoxed by what the fuck you're trying to achieve by roleplaying as a mid-level BJJ student. You keep saying blatantly wrong shit that any first-day blue belt would be familiar with.

You sound like a guy that browses /r/BJJ or other BJJ forums and tries to repeat what you've read there. It's all vague, uninformed nonsense.

For real, man - take a look at your life. Trying to bullshit a bunch of untrained aspies residing in the asshole of the internet for an hour or longer is tragic.

based schaub

yeah but at least my legs work, spammo me boy
>hanging out with a bunch of fat ugly retards (as opposed to handsome Downies, I assume)
finna be a phat yikes from me dogo

It wasn't irrelevent, but it wasn't understood like it is now. Not even close.

And the best way to judge if something works at the top level is to see competiton results, and Eddie Bravo's team massively under performs for how big of a franchise they are.

Show me one year 2000 match with real dangerous half guard technique. There isn't one. Old school guys didn't like half guard, it was seen as a bad spot back then.

>They STILL hasn't realized that JJ is a meme that's only useful in controlled enviroments
How the FUCK do we drive these cazzies out of /heem/ and back to r*ddit where McDojo warriors belong?

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Wake up, Dana.

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All martial arts are, except for sometimes Boxing, the best martial art is carrying a gun. Thats why i could heem all of you.

It was understood, just wasn’t utilized.

>And the best way to judge if something works at the top level is to see competiton results
Completely different from the point of Hall and Barnett as authority but k.

>except for sometimes boxing
cringe

>assblasted blue belt in fag jitsu
LOL

*punches your bullets back at you*
Nuffin personail, kiddo.

Boxing is the best marial art. Boxing and lifting so you look big and nobody wants to fuck with you in the first place.

What does Khabib do in a street fight? He throws punches. He doesn't do sambo. Just stands and swangs. To me, that says it all about which martial art is actually the most useful. Even Khabib, the best grappler in MMA, is focused on throwing punches.

>le fatboy who thinks he’ll cold cock one after the other
yikes

*dumps you on your head with kata guruma*

*breaks your neck*

*kills you*

Lmao nice shop

>bjj pseud now larping as boxing guru
this place really has gone to the dogs

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yeah you can stop posting here forever now you SEETHING casual
youtube.com/watch?v=S5eKUs3pZTk

>best grappler in mma
cringe

Why aren't Khabib or Jake Shields doing any of that shit? No, they're just boxing when they fight outside MMA.

>two drunken retards walk with their hands down
oh for sure boxing is a m-m-m-MUNSTER

Best way to intimidate people when fighting is to throw a good kick. The average Joe knows any bum can swing their fist. Land a good teep and you'll turn entire gangs French.

>What does Khabib do in a street fight? He throws punches. He doesn't do sambo
Proof?
So if Khabib was to street fight Canelo he'd just throw punches?

>every retard on the street who picks a fight with you is a pro boxer
literally go outside just once in your life you fat fuck LOL

No trolling: Who is your favourite female fighter?

To anyone here feeling down lately, stay strong for him lads. Keep practicing your art

Yes. Him and his Dagestani thugs would just throw punches.

>Proof?
Any of the minutes of footage of these idiots street fighting
Diaz, Jake Shields, Khabib, Dillon Danis, all of them are just throwing punches.

Mini-fridge.

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Ryan Hall and Matt Serra use jiu jitsu. That’s all the confirmation I need

"The Chloe Moretz"

No trolling?
I gotta say Ronda Rousey, that bitch is insaaane
I bet she could beat up dudes in the lower divisions

I’m sure that post made sense in your pinhead.

They both just had to subdue a lone drunken idiot. Yeah, for that situation, BJJ is the best. For an actual fight, you need boxing.

>Yes. Him and his Dagestani thugs
ahh, so a 5 on 1 gang beating proves the superiority of boxing.
Great point.

>Diaz, Jake Shields, Khabib, Dillon Danis, all of them are just throwing punches.
Nate Diaz tried to grapple Khabib and went for an arm drag and Khabib escaped via grappling. Khabib did a jumping hammerfist from the cage on Dillon which isn't a boxing technique

you have literally never been in a street fight, either kill yourself or just stop posting here, its ok dude.

>mma fighters use grappling against real fighters, therefore what they dont use against fighters is more useful

State of these fat spergs LMAO

I forgot about all those drunken idiots that didn’t street fight.

Yang Gang is running a Yang Train on drumpflets on /pol/

youtube.com/watch?v=UbkrNxd4Oh0

In this video at 0:07 you see nate trying to grapple khabib.

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that’s because im not some emotionally unstable nigger like you lmao

>i box in street fights me da bes!!!
Lmao @ ur “”””life”””

>admitting youre wrong
lol what a low test bitch, get the fuck out of my board

you're all a bunch of zilches in my book

youtube.com/watch?v=Evc3Xtc84N0

I remember a few female MMA posters that were defending FMMA and were fuming when people were making fun of them, might of been our group of devoted researchers here. Still, the funny part about her paper is that the conclusion applies to far more places than heem, especially different boxing sites I can think of off the top of my head. It's almost like the researchers have never went to a sports bar and seen banter.

>y-youre wrong because youre not a fat n-nigger like me!
yikes, no wonder boxniggers are so brain damaged

Jumping hammerfist is a WWE technique. But once he landed, Danis tried to punch him. It wasn't grappling.

Ralph Gracie attacked somebody at a BJJ tournament, and punched him. He didn't take his back and choke him out.

Erberth Santos started a brawl at a BJJ tournament this month, and what are all these BJJ guys doing? Throwing punches and kicking people that are down.

>ikes, no wonder boxniggers are so brain damaged

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>Danis tried to punch him. It wasn't grappling.
He was surrounded by a mob of people making grappling physically impossible to grapple him. And Nate grappled Khabib.

>people punch each other in brawls!!
beast of an analysis my guy

>seething so hard he can’t even quote the post right
Oof

this is amazing discussion
people unironically trying to determine what fighters do in street fights based on the 30 seconds combined brawling we've seen from any of them

I'm saying, in the chaos of actual violence, even trained grapplers are focused on throwing punches. So boxing is the most practical and application martial art. Everything else is situational at best and a meme at worst.

>people lose their senses and box
Wonderful indictment, b

It is when you have BJJ nerds saying otherwise.

The best martial art is long distance running
If you can do a half marathon on the drop of the hat, you will be able to escape most combat situations unharmed
Don't (you) me, I don't care
Heed my sage advice

>it is
another wonderful indictment, b, for sure youre real smart my guy

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>Ralph Gracie attacked somebody at a BJJ tournament, and punched him
He sucker punched him. If he tried to grapple him, it would have been broken up before he could do anything. You can punch somebody quicker than you can choke them out.
> Erberth Santos started a brawl at a BJJ tournament this month, and what are all these BJJ guys doing? Throwing punches and kicking people that are down.
Same as the former. They were trying to get in quick cheap shots because people were rushing in to break it up. It wasn't a serious street fight.

/box/ in shambolics:

There's nothing serious about a street fight
It's all fun and games

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UFC Fighters only gets, 10 of fight revenues.

Boxing\Soccer\NFL players get over 90

Andrew Yang exposed Dana White and his losers

This but unironically

Lol, love seeing him cry.

I don't even want Canada to succeed

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>can afford to throw a $1,000,000 birthday party for his spoiled ass kid
>claims he can't afford to pay fighters their fair share

Which is it, Dana? Your buddy Donald Trump can't protect you forever. Yang is coming for a piece of that ass, Dana.

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I believe in wealth redistribution desu

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Just reprt and move along

*solves MMA*

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we need more kung fu in mma
My dad says kung fu beats karate every time because the kicks are too fast

Tldr fag

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Radical right, radical left, centrists, the one thing holding us all back is these elite cocksuckers that don't care about anything bigger than themselves. No matter who you are and what you believe, the people at the very top are parasites.

Kung fu is banned, it's too dangerous.

youtube.com/watch?v=vNDTN2G8vSE

That other guys face was fukd. Reminded me of that gsp "win".

Can't wait for the influx of Chinese fighter, hopefully they will wash out the shame that is Japanese mma.

Seriously though what will it take for UFC fighters to get a fair cut? Is it possible to create a new MMA organization that offers pays more to creat competition? DAZN gave boxing a billion dollar deal and not even all boxers are on there

Heem Fighting Championship

Leslie Smith is overpaid.

If I had to guess how many times ive masturbated to Faye Reagan I'd say 4000

Fighters association

Where is tony Ferguson

Lol

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he's doing crossfit with his boy, that's what the indecent was. Whilst gyrating rapidly off the pull up bar, he snapped his shit so hard that everyone around him got insta heem'd

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jail

would you call dana white "fat"?

Hopeful on bail soon

I would call him "daddy af"

he's probably close to obese by the medical definition

>Till
>Nelson
>Reyes
>Wood
>Sliva
>Marshman

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I would call him a fat psycho fascist pig then drop a dab on him yelling “YANG GAAAAANG!!!”

Mashithole
Rocky
Reyes
Prospect
Hot Chocolate
Phillips

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Masvidal
Edwards
Reyes
Wood
Silva
Marshman

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You can call Dana whatever you want, just don't call him "Late for Dinner"

Veganism is taking over. Cuck omalley shattered his leg after quitting and had to take steroids to compensate

link?

I bet I could take you down

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What's next for Ben Askren?

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Just saw a commercial for Proper 12 during the kings/ducks game.

It's essentially a universe rule that anyone with more than 4 losses is considered a bum, yes?

4+ seems like the drop off point, unless you are a Mousasi or Fedor with 40+ wins or something.

Pic related. Junior dos Santos. elite. 5 wins over notable Champions, including prime Cain, Stipe and Werdum. Can beat anyone.

But he has 5 losses so hes #8 not even worthy of title consideration.

Who is in danger of bum status?

I'm thinking 1 more loss for Conor or Tyron and they are bum league.

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the best martial art is being anti social and never entering the general public

That meme swill is selling

please

WHO is the safest bet on the fight night 147 card?

Till or pic related, or someone else?

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>Aldo still only has 4 losses
>Will likely retire on a 3-4 winstreak
>top 5 in title defenses behind GSP and Jon Jones
>Still the featherweight GOAT

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no such thing as a safe bet, gambling destroys lives

I agree, but "safest"

Edwards heeming chinnar chinsen
it's literally free money

is chinsen rocked easily? not a fan, so I dunno

He's an overhyped can with shit striking, as far as most likely to win goes i'm pretty sure hes gonna get knocked out

> conor is going to prison ANY day now, it's about to break in the media THIS week

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Jones > Aldo = GSP > Andy > DC tbqhwumg

>Aldo
Oh

Yikes

>he doesn't rate José

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Not a fan of them gays.

Theres been a weird egg thing with some higher ups at the UFC.
Arianny, Dana, Joe Rogan, Tito ortiz and more.
They're all absolutely crazy for eggs.
Weird stuff

I rate him comfortably below many others

heeminder the most beautiful women in the world are chubby and athletic like Tuss

Romero ducking Costa.

aldo beats conor in the rematch

but Romero is still fighting, why isn't it against Costa

cant wait til Romero wins the belt when hes 49

Romero vs Costa was never signed. The UFC announced that is was "targeted" the same way they announced the Masvidal/Diaz fight. They were hoping that by announcing the fight that Romero would be pressured to sign, but his ducking of Costa was too strong. Romero has refused for six months straight to fight Paulo The Eraser Costa. The UFC eventually conceded and gave him somebody else.

Hopefully Matt Hughes's next move is even more barbaric than the last

really? how do we know that he was refusing that fight.
It would have been epic

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Tony finally tweeted for the first time since the alleged incident was announced, second social media activity since an IG story yesterday

oezdemir is a complete canister, bet the house on reyes

what did he say? He's got a good lawyer to get him out that quick

that ESPN deal was literally the best thing that has ever happened to the UFC

ok

idk why he ducked Borrachinha so much, i genuinely believe he could win this fight

Roidero finally found a more juiced up lad, I don't blame him

A huge milestone for sure
1993: UFC begins
2005: TUF1
2011: Fox deal
2013: WMMA era begins
2019: ESPN deal

Next one will be the first male vs female fight

Anyone have the Askren pic of this with the Roman crown?

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Costa popped dumbass, if what you're saying is true Costa would be talking shit like he did before about Yoel ducking

Anyone else thinking Volk will beat Aldo?

Yesss I was hoping someone would think so.
I like Reyes a lot.

Aldo should be fighting Zabit

Till decision, people don't realise how boring that fight is going to be.

that fight makes my dick hard b

The jew fears the samurai

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yeah volkan really did fuckall to earn his titleshot, hes not top 5 by any means, barely belongs in top 10. i do believe this is a great fight for reyes. hes looking very talented and im excited to see what he can do.

Lewis beats JDS in the rematch.

Andy is overrated

The ufc NEEDS to book this fight asap

Just saw Slob's Below the Belt with Eddie, DJ and Sage and it's actually... (not meming) pretty good.
He's come a long way since the first episode where he was YELLING AT THE CAMERA.

youtube.com/watch?v=bSiOKkBeK8U

Is this the end of the Slob meme?
Do you we have to finally respect him earnestly?

He's the hardest working 265er in the game, and frankly I prefer him over every other MMA interviewer and/or analyst.
If I was ESPN I'd be thinking about poaching him to take over Ariel's show

Preciate' it my man

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the nose for sure needs to go but brett okamoto is a better interviewer than schlaub 100% b

Bretton Okamoto is a faggot that asks dumb questions like Morgan. Ariel is here to stay

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Ariel is a cuck barely hanging on to a thread. Based Brett is getting all the scoops now

>he's fully consumed by the jew matrix

Ahave you listened to Brett's interviews? They're shit and approved by uncle Dana because Ariel asks the good questions. Espn knows the fans like ariel which is why they hired him

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okamoto is an above average sports reporter

ariel is a malevolent beady eyed liar with an insufferably nebulous unlistenable radio show

>okamoto is an above average sports reporter
Why because he listens to Dana like a good little cuck

i would heem this skinny faggot into the shadow realm with no remorse

Just one of the girls

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no because he reports facts in a clear and concise manner as opposed to stirring shit for the sake of it as a full time job

>when u snort the line and ur jew sense starts tingling

He reports whatever the ufc and Dana tell him to report, he's just another lap dog.

Shut up, idiot.

t. CHI

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A mouse born in a stable is not a horse.

literally cant happen
ufc has massive expenses compared to their income. to run at a full loss every fighter would get like 500k a fight, but paying 0 other ufc staff, or usada, or shareholders or renting venues or booking flights, or advertising, or paying back loans or renting servers and buying equipment or paying the commission

Yes, they deserve more money. It's a gruelling life, having to show up to work 3 times a year; spending lots of time in top gyms; having to stay healthy.
Can you imagine it? Thank God I have my nice job in retail. I'm lucky.

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STEP RIGHT UP, LADIES & GENTLEMEN
THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH IS ABOUT TO BEGIN...
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>YOU'LL BE ASTONISHED!!!
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO LOOK AWAY!!!
> IT'S THE MMA EVENT OF THE DECADE!!!
THRILL TO THE SIGHTS AND SOUNDS OF THE UNDISPUTED MASTER OF FIGHTING!!!
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I don't even know what to say. I guess people just cheer demonstrations like that in the same way that they cheer a WWE match.

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>a shortened life expectancy
>a greatly diminished quality of life

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If you go against the force your wrist breaks, people can't seem to understand this simple concept.

Actual MMA fighters don't understand the concept, it seems. They're too ignorant to do the flips and rollie-pollies.

>They're too ignorant to do the flips and rollie-pollies
Throw Steven in there and you'll start seeing some jumping beans.

Guys, Anthony Smith got kneed in the head by Jon Jones but chose to continue fighting

Isn't that AMAZING.

Oh man isn't Anthony Smith AMAZING you guys?

What an INCREDIBLE fighter.

I totally think he did a great job in that fight, particularly when he was so shelled up and cocooned that Jon Jones LITERALLY sat down on the floor next to him whilst attacking.

Interestingly, he always seems to be fighting the same guy...

youtube.com/watch?v=g7leheo45bo

same guy,
knows the choreography, I guess

He invented a technique so powerful that Jones had to cheat to get around it.

He fucked stipes wife back in the day. Imagined being cucked by a flyweight

>Bellator has infinitely more money than the UFC and even though they pay better
Neither true. Why the hell would people be fighting in the UFC if that were the case?

Ariel is literally paid for the same thing. He got fired the instant he didn’t at FOX

UFC fighters are not worth that much, they are probably vastly overpaid

t. Joe Silva

Fighter pay has gone like this / since it started. These guys are getting paid great believe me.

>literally who mcdick first fight on the card sells enough PPVs to justify $15/15,000
no

Well,,,, that's it

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me and my friends who were watching call it "the fetal defense" or "defense curl"

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>Jon Jones LITERALLY sat down on the floor next to him whilst attacking
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Stevia couldn't save his ass

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lol is it better to make sure I'll lose?

can toilet till beat dumbass ben askren?

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it's a terrible fight for till

i think he's too big and strong and will stuff takedowns, askren won't hurt him

It would be McGregor vs Mendes all over again.

I was picturing more Koscheck vs Daley. I see Askren being a heavy, heavy blanket all night.

>mfw reading informed jiu jitsu arguments remembering how little i actually know about grappling

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It's hilarious, jds is on a mission to derail all the heavyweigt hype trains.

desu the odds are very misaligned for both of those fights, they don't show the very real probability of an upset, all fighters are strong, not worth the little gain for such risk

It's late, everyone is asleep.Tell me who your favorite fighter is and i will tell you why he/she is shit in detail.

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You're an ausfailian, you suck at everything and are a massive try hard faggot.

The writers are a pair of fucktards lmao.

>you suck at everything
any money i could do a better burn out than you
>and are a massive try hard faggot
try saying that over the sound of my sick burn out

Stop attacking trump and you might win me over. The only reason I shill for yang is to split the democrat vote.

rate my walkout song
youtu.be/AEjJ_QAx5JU

I really enjoyed the school child feint

Hahah I get that reference, someone has the webm?

I agree, odds are fucked up, but I do think they should both be favorites.

No turning back now

this

i know exactly what he's talking about but i'd like it in webm form because it was so bizarre

Lol, worked

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mfw werdum speaks better spanish than cain

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Australian are good at racemixing with chinks to produce Instagram thots, I'll give you that

Now that the dust has settled, was he always a wrestlinglet who conned people into thinking he could wrestle, so that he could catch them with "dat right hand"?

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he had a bad night, it happens

and as a parlay it's essentially +100 not bad

Would it be arrogant to suggest that I could heem everyone ITT?

You just heemed yourself

not arrogant, just delusional because I am also posting ITT

I'd let you heem my butthole uwu

hate everyone except manlets

you cheeky cunt

>flag
this is like stephan bonnar telling jon jones you had a pretty good mma career, ill give you that.

congratulations, you heemed yourself

I bet Meisha is incapable of farting silently with a brapper like that

Nearly UFC London time.

That guy is awesome. Who is he, I need to see more.

prime schaub would heem ngannou

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Lewis was doing well until he was badly exposed and put away, he was very much the victim of circumstance tht night

Lewis was always a fat can much like 80% of HW

This is true, Junior landing that spinning back kick hurt Derrick Lewis, I think the way seemed to react to is evidence of that. In that second round Junior landed several punches on Lewis in quick succession which may have cost him the fight.

Member when Loly Macdonald wanted to join a HW tourney? I wounder how he'd do in the United F of C with the current level of competition at HW.

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Tyron not only had to fight his opponents, but also systematic and everyday racsim, think about that.

YANG GANG WE YANG GANG WE YANGIN

*You* *are* *not* *welcome* *in* *this* *campaign*
- Andrew Yang

>Boxing is the best marial art
Boxing is not a martial art or even martial sport, its a game.

I think he'd have won if he didn't lose.

In many ways he won the fight before the fight ended with him losing the fight that he had already won

It doesn’t matter where we are welcome. What matters is our plan.

DEREK SCHOTT OF AN AFTERNOON TO YOU

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what's this fat, ugly guy's story?

fat neckbeard in charge of covering mma

why do american pretend to be irish

he's a taste-maker and trend-setter

Wake up ufc's ww devision, its all over

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>big boy belt

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how fucked was it conor vs nate headlined over Holly and her belt?

based robocop

i never watch mma but id be fuming

hey skullface did you take your medication?

Prime Shaq heems the entire UFC roster. Explain to me again how this is a real sport?

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Schaub would be a tough matchup for him

Not at all? WMMA is lucky it even exists, in unironic honesty. Nobody cares about it. 95% of the fights are dreadful. Dana just couldn't refuse those Ronda bucks and now we're all stuck with this shit.

wat

youtube.com/watch?v=f6zSG4vXbQY

>Jamie see if you can find that breakdown video of my kicks

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it's not a sport

no he wouldn't, he would turn into a can like sapp

for me it's Niko 'nico-niiiii!!' Price

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Does he even eat fiber?

based and basedpilled

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brennin slorb

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is bigbus schnott a good fighter

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He heemed a prime Cro Cop harder than anyone ever has even tough he started at 21 and was mainly a BJJ expert.
Benson Shloub is unironically one of the most talented fighter to ever step in the cage.

Protein loading is good for brekky since it takes time to metabolise, energy release throughout the day. Rogan isn't a dummy, he knows how to fire on all cylinders every day.

the second fist sounds nasty as fuck like he snap Brown jav

He got outblacked, that mentally broke him before the fight even started.

>15 fucking thousand for shortening your life
Fuck off Dana.

your choice retard, Dana isnt making them fight

did tyron always looked so soft?

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No, he's just exploiting them.
>Hurr durr if you don't like it walk away
Fuck off cunt. Maybe the quality of the sport would go up if you didn't have the majority of people killing themselves for peanuts. Maybe we'd get some actual A list athletes instead of all of them going off to actually well paid sports.

BRUCE BUFFERS.....BROTHERRR!!!

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He got tenderized by based snusman.

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has there ever been a more pillowfisted WW champ

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Oh a hunnie persento

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i'm obviously talking about usman u foggung bong

Right here, bud, the most boring lay-and-pray weleterweight champ of all time. Inflicts literally zero damage on his opponents. The ultimate decision machine.

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lmao i think he MIGHT have JUST a FEW more stoppages than snoozeman

>hurr pay me more even though i do it for free
neck yourself you neet fuck

This general is fucking shit when I'm not here jesus fucking christ on the cross.

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>he talks like this online but votes labor when no ones looking

*votes remain in your path*
*tolerates islam*

>trying too hard to be funny

overextended and knocked clean out

there is nothing funny about voting to be a slave and tolerating multiculturalism and diversity you fucking low iq dull domed zilch

who is you're favourite feminine fighturd?

>body literally made of glass
>becomes a fighter
Not very smart 2bh

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you guys are plebeians, and I'm a pleiadian

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This site says that the first name on this list revolutionized the half.

bjjheroes.com/bjj-fighters/roberto-gordo-correa

>his biggest contribution to the sport was the half guard, a specific position he developed as a purple belt.

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>GOAT
>got oneshotted by McNuggets
>banished to the shadow realm by based Max twice in a row
Jose is a fucking bum

>losing twice to one of the best guys in the sport
Conor loss was embarrassing but losing to Holloway doesn’t make you a bum you low-IQ caz

>cant take one(juan) uppercut
>becomes a fighter
bit of a dummy teebeehhh

>get knocked out
>yo it was just a fluke bro I'd fuck him up next time
>Max says okay let's do it again
>get knocked out again
max is definitively better than Jose
Current max would pound mcgregor into dust
Max is the goat

Max would get fucked up by Conor, his defence is atrocious

lmao i thought bongs were supposed to know how to box

>Max is the goat
This Luke?

>assuming bongs know anything

Conor looked like absolute dogshit against khabib whereas Max has gotten 10x better since their first fight
Max heems him hard

Shirley his win puts him as no.3 now? Tyron & Conor are finished it's over for them

Conor is a better boxer than Max but both are shit boxers, you should know this

DUDE MAKE A NEW THREAD WHEN ONE IS ALREADY UP LMAO
fucking generation z and millennial autistic socialists

Tyron can come back. Conor wins a tune-up, maybe fights Nate again, and then probably retires

Why are they so autistic?

youtube.com/watch?v=zrYanfHbqjo

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Imagine being extremely low iq anyway, and then combining that with the effects of CTE.

They are so fucking dense that they're essentially learning difficulties tier.

Tyron was badly exposed by Usman, a loss against Colby would put him out to pasture, and Conor would more than likely lose a rubber match against Nate.

Conor got dropped by khabib in boxing, its over for him
Floyd absorbed all of his talent

You think Max would look good against Khabib? His career is going to take a downwards spiral at lightweight same as Conors. A cutbaby who fights 5'7 guys who missed half their shots simply by Max walking backwards, still got his head pinged many times though.

nick has about four actual documented mental illnesses. nate is just weird

Max is Khabib's kryptonite on paper.

answer this

It wasn't due to Khabib's boxing. It was because he feinted a takedown with his head and made Conor brace for the takedown and then went with the punch. This threat of the takedown always make wrestlers look better on the feet than they are if the fight was pure striking.

Look at Sonnen vs Silva. Same thing happened. He caught him with a punch

Aldo did a good job fainting a takedown to set up that hook on Mcgregor

play this on the 0.25 speed and look at khabib little level change before he threw the punch
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This is khabib's kryptonite right here
His rigid Dagestani robot brain won't be able to compute the sheer autism of Tony
Tony by electric chair in the second round
>why he fleep

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He posted one on snapchat a few weeks ago where he's ranting about the ufc, then drinking that meme tea shit, I forget what its called... muchacha or something like that. Then he does nunchucks for like 2 minutes. I looked on youtube but cant find it

I KNOW!
God... stop going on about it

luke is an aldo shill

Tony's all done, we won't see him inside the top 5 again.

ahahahahahahhaa
Fucken CRACKED
it wasn't the neck crank that shamed him the most that night
It's because of this one shot that he will never show his face in the octagon again

He also thinks Max is the goat and boy hops so I didn't know if he'd moved on from dickriding Aldo and was shitting on him now

Delete this fucking post.

Luke the discord guy? Go easy on him he has a hard time over there.

cringe
Tony is khabib's nightmare matchup and BTFOs him 10/10
Tony easily dispatches Burger King too and everybody else in LW right now

Been known for a while, he loses to Conor, Dustin, Max, Khabib. Eddie would've beat him as well. Give him Al or the winner of Edson/Justin and then send him on his way

I was thinking. Maybe chinese kung fu are memes because back in the day they were more worried about fighting with weapons.

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For me its Randy "The Natural" Couture

>Luke the discord guy?
Worst. Nickname. Ever.

based bong
faggot labour voting bong

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>Kids in Kebab
Sounds delicious

Tony loses to anyone with even half decent power, he inhales punches and is riddled with injuries.

CALENDAR WHERE

WE ARE LIVE
youtu.be/h9IGxPe3FOQ

valbong the resident nonce

Let The Spammer make the thread.

never

New

Tony takes Conor down and does whatever he wants to do to him at will
max is the only one who has a chance because tony would just stand and bang with him eternally

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always refresh the thread first, ya bloody wanker