Today
>Man City E 0, Rooney United 0
>Sporting City 1, DOOP 0
>Atlanta United vs FC Cincinnati 5pm ESPN
>Chivas USA 2.0 vs Portland Tumblrs 7:30pm FS1
Mid-week
>
Let's just move on
>USL
www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule
>NWSL
>dykeball
>A-League
a-league.com.au
>NPSL
npsl.com
>NISA
nisaofficial.com
>NASL
>CPL
fecafoot-officiel.com
>Can PL
Get your own general
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Does anyone have a stream for the Sporting KC game??
First for beautiful ball
What's the quickest a MLS coach has ever been fired?
Because De Boer is pushing it
come on dc
i do
xth for CanPL
Why has Manneh never been called up
Isn't he a yank citizen now?
Dth for dykeball
who /ready for home opener/ here?
Reminder that BASED USL has started
>hispanic player stomps on someone
everytime
Penso on a power trip. Bullshit red.
get fucked fabian
>poop
why do all philly teams act like such niggers
>why does niggerdelphia act like a buncha niggers
maybe it's cuz they're utter filthy niggers.
Lead in the water
>thats a fucking yellow card
I mean it was. Refs are always more lenient if it's the second yellow.
i just like posting the profanity that the field mics catch
is nyc v dc over already
It wasn't on purpose. Terrible call.
Christ this game is impossibly boring
No but nothing will happen anyway so it may as well be
fuck it, can someone stream me anyway
youtube.com
bad quality but no retarded commentators
it's funny to me that nycfc play in a baseball stadium and some of their fans are honduran fascists and they're owned by the UAE. All of these things are hilarious but I still always forget the team exists
thanks. didn't want to miss any potential last minute memery
They don't have Villa anymore, so there's really no reason to pay any attention to them
I’m trying to understand the differences between the leagues. I’m new to the sport.
If you dropped Messi into MLS, how many goals does he score a game?
to top it off, nycfc literally has their own branded chapter of antifa
jesus fucking christ, end my life right meow
he would score a hat trick in his first game then get a season ending injury from a retarded fullback tackle or from some shitty turf causing a knee injury
jesus christ you guys weren't lying, this is a shit match. glad af i didn't go this this one live
POOP POOP POOP
When will MLS get top-tier pitch invaders? EFL's got all these absolute lads.
This but unironically
OWN GOAL BOIS
If he tries? About 50 goals in a season
If you're talking about the NYCFC one, the field has a lot to do with that
It's narrow which clogs up the field and the grass is always in piss poor shape
> great taste, zero alcohol
what the fuck did they mean by this?
Pitch invaders, chimpouts, stadium collapses, and the subsequent 10 foot tall fencing around the pitch is when I know we’ve made it.
you really gotta ask?
EPL doesn't bother their fans about lines and crossing them
Just end me
i know. being an nyc fan is suffering
Cincinnati sucks, but we're still hoping they beat Atlanta, right?
Take the production of Giovinco's best season, and multiply by 2
>he dindu nuffin!
t. Literal nigger
Yeah
what time does atlanta kick off, i wanna watch a good team
Don't be dumb on purpose, user
>fatlanta
>good
cinci plays in 5 bings
>FAtlanta post tata
You’re setting yourself up for a letdown
oh fuck off
you chose to be an nycfc fan when they were conjured out of thin air a few years ago
you knew they would be playing on a baseball field
how do you expect anyone to have any type of sympathy for you
where did i ask for sympathy faggot
>b-being an nyc fan is suffering
that's a statement of opinion
it's literally a cry for sympathy
TYBM
Based
Which boroughs do Red Bulls fans come from and which do NYFC fans come from?
nyc: chinam pac de juarez/santa martha acatitla
rb: jardines del pedregal/san bartolo ameyalco
>Frank the Pig
red bulls: EU, qatar, turkey, democratic party
NYCFC: UAE, KSA, israel, republican party
>unironically knowing exactly what you mean
Based CHADcano CDMX user
#thankyouQatar
> misusing the word "literally"
you've got nothing, kid
>f-fuck you flyovers and your *draws card* modern infrastructure
Red Bulls: Bronx, Queens, Staten Island, all of New Jersey
NYC: Manhattan, Brooklyn, and Connecticut
>this pregame
>red bulls
>new york city
They're New Jersey's team, bud
corben bone is a gay, yeah?
i hate dome soccer teams what the fuck is this arena soccer? i'd rather a shitty turnout outside than a packed dome
red bulls: stalinists
NYCFC: trotskyists
you must not be making any money off ticket sales then
Build an open-area stadium with a 50,000 seat capacity then
money ain't everything the weather is part of the game this isn't basketball
MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ MARTINEZ
now that was some horrible goalkeeping
On a scale of League 1 to National League Norf, how gash is MLS?
why couldn't FCC sign something interesting like a fat italian or a racist turk instead of the most humdrum mls retread squad ever
Reminder that Alex Bono, William Yarbrough, and David Bingham have been capped and he hasn't
Philly DOOP Union: Posadism
that would require infrastructure outside of wherever fcc hq is at.
also, who would willingly end up at cincinnati of all places?
toe to toe with derby county
>floptinez
>fatlanta
Cringe
>tfw you go to the stadium to watch some soccer but some faggot waves a flag in front of you the entire game
>Nigbe finally out of the starting lineup
>Atlanta play better
The absolute state of Chimpbe. Now all that's left is to bench Shay for Bello
Kek you kept the wrong Sudaca. Martinez is a flash in the pan.
The way I see it, fags are mentally unstable individuals who are a shotgun or an entire bottle of sleeping pills away from offing themselves. Plus, they don't reproduce so that's a bonus.
Bello did much worse the one time he played
Martinez is way overhyped but tbf he's not a flop
if you are sitting at a supporters' section, kinda implied you'll be standing and waving shit for the 90. not really waving or standing in the rest of the seats.
Long term picture, Bello will be far better than Shrek.
Don't sit near the faggot "supporter section", user. I try to stick to the family section when I go to Lag games. It also helps that Lag supporters don't really push the faggot agenda too much other than when the board wants to celebrate fag pride for a shitter like Robbie Rogers who is thankfully now gone and retired.
But he's not better right now
Let him play with the USL team
Most teams are marginally better than Sunderland except Quacks and Resv
How do I become the retard who spends the entire game facing the stands and yelling cheers at the fans? Is it a job that is done >for free?
>who is thankfully now gone and retired.
too bad >we have yet to fill the right back hole he left since his career ending injury.
Atlanta's formation feels like it's missing a central #10 to connect the midfield to the attackers. There seems to be a kind of confused rotation between the wide forwards and the pseudo-wingbacks but nobody to decisively distribute the ball.
He was never good, user. And Lags have never had that good of a defense, we just got by with Bruce's counterattacking game with two banks of four defending.
Thank you for the analysis, Doyle. Now back to you, Tom.
i signed up for espn+ but still need log in details from cable tv to see game
any non-cucked ways to watch MLS?
>any non-cucked ways to watch MLS?
Illegal streams
>you now remember a retard here trying to hype of Shitshitnatti's abysmal squad.
i know rojadirecta
but their MLS streams are pretty wack
any other sites?
thanks based user
A
T
L
>sayef
where is he
What the fuck is De Boer doing?
YAAAAAAS
I think they call it "parking the bus"
so this is the power of fatlanta
How the fuck does this guy keep finding teams
We live in an alternative universe where FATlanta parks the bus while Vermes plays aggressively
>3 vs 7 in Cincinnati's third
so this is the power of European tactics
With giant holes in the attack and defense
A minute in and Carleton looks miles better than Pity
Not every manager is Pep Guardiola. They can't join a new league and take over a team with unlimited money and take win.
It takes a lot of time to adapt to the league.
you could say....
what a pity
This is game number five and I can easily see that the back 3 isn't working, Martinez is being wasted as a lone striker, and the midfield needs more players than Remedi and Larentowicz
When's Corona coming?
Wrong team
*dabs*
That was a salute.
>Fatlanta
Love 2 have "wingbacks"
*ruins your team*
*BANG BANG* ELLL
getting fired
>Frank the Pig
SHERMAAAAAAN
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE
Jesus fuck
What the fuck was that?
#benny'd
PREVIOUS:
fatlanta ded
HOW DID YOU KNOW???
With that, you just cursed FATlanta. Please do this every week.
AHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHA
They look like NYC after Vieira left
You may only post if >your team got points today
Miles Robinson is pretty good tho
(You) barely managed one point against a toothless expansion team
kys yourself
>point(s)
WENGER OUT
The “diehard section” or whatever are complete fags. In Columbus they literally wave Fag flags.
They’re more interested in being part of some social club than the fucking game
>green shirt, bottom left
jeez, the Fatlanta thing really isn't a meme, is it
Still cannot believe Cincy got into the MLS before Phoenix because of one meme UC Cup run in 2017.
>How do I become the retard who spends the entire game facing the stands and yelling cheers at the fans? Is it a job that is done >for free?
That guy is cringe personified
You're not allowed to loiter within city limits unless you have Type B diabetes
>game starts 30 min after the reported time
GARBERRRRRR
>mfw Atlanta's reign as flavor of the month is already over
Cincinnati averaged like 20,000 people their three seasons in USL while Phoenix got a third of that
why the fuck is portland playing 12 away games to start the season?
>mfw attendance dips below 10k 2 months from now
pp is getting remodeled.
>drawing to a usl level team
based de bored
Looks like flavor of the month is over
and thats why you put defenders on the posts for corners
I.. I guess
Is there a good shot down the line on josef floptinez's goal? Was he definitely onside?
>all the butthurt Atlanta comments on normie media.
>poopy martinez
How much did they pay for this guy, again?
Is Ebobisse elite?
No he didn't
why not come join us for the better of sport ice hockeys
thanks friends for thought
did the goalscorer get kicked in the head
He's USL level and only became relevant when Sum decided to market him in Camp cupcake
>Latif Blessing on for Beitashour
Agressive
No, and kys
I think he smashed his face against the ground
i'm already there 24/7
You seem upset
I have zero doubt that they let this goal stand if it's against anyone other than fatlanta.
>international friendlies
LITERALLY WHO GIVES A FUCK
>julian gressel in charge of playing defense
Upset over what? He's a middling to poor forward who will score less than 10 goals in an MLS season. Is that suppose to be remarkable or something? I dont understand why people bother to rate shitters like Morris, Ebo, Martinez or system babbies like Zardass for the national team.
Did your Concacaf teams rested their main squad or did they dropped the tournament already?
It's ok, let your feelings out. I'll listen.
They're just shit
Shit teams run more and that's a pain in the ass
>tumbling downers
I'm genuinely curious how anyone can consider this pace mutt to be elite. Go ahead and let us know, doyle.
Oh nonono
striker got credit for an own goal
They mostly played first team sides
This all just started with me asking a question, but damn you are sensitive. Do you need help?
>This all just started with me asking a question
No, this started with you hyping up a pace mutt shitter and getting btfo in the process.
Masterclass in passing by the Druze Marco Fabian
*gets rated as the next Pulisic*
*does nothing*
What a meme. >we need bench depth for Pity and Carleshit doesn't cut it.
That's a problem with the formation not Gressel
De Boer needs to get his shit together
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youtube.com
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Are these things like procedurally generated
that red bulls anthem is bizarre
>frank de blower
Sack him, and for fucks sake Bench Shrek. Every play that man has been in has fucking died, he's worthless.
Apologize
And replace him with who?
Bello isn't there yet
>ebobblesse
Carleton was playing in the Atlanta B team and then they called him to main team
The only reason he is being criticized too much is because he was hyped by others so much and thought to be the one to replace Almiron but he isn't even playing in ronaldo's position. The one to replace Almiron should be Pity. Carleton is a talented and creative18 yo winger. He is still developing
I don't understand why all the responsibility is on him. Tata
already said that Almiron had the same problem as Carleton and that these problems are fixable in training
Aaronson > Carlememe
He will be UNLEASHED this year
>but he isn't even playing in ronaldo's position.
>A Shitty Poonion product
Kek, just stop posting doopfag
>great taste zero alcohol
lel tier mls sponsor
top fucking kek at how the announcer just described the soi fight between portland and lafc over an alleged racial slur last year
alcohol is haram
Gressel should be in the midfield
ptx in for a rough season
Miles Robinson has been the best player so far this season
He's a lot better than Old Man Parkhurst and LGP
>4-1
The state of poortland
OH GOD MY EAR
based lafc
>eBlowbiSHIT
Ok, switch him with Parkhurst, who is bad and someone overrated by everyone
el quatrina
all im saying is theyre undefeated
Based CHADcano FC
so portland and atlanta are bad this year
Dio is better than Ramirez. Change my mind.
I can't, because you are correct
i will try but first i must admit that i have no idea who either of them are
Of course we have Pogba's brother
He's just 28 so he's younger than Parkhurst and probably can't play less than LGP has
Can Robinson play right back? Might be something to think about
The rest is probably fine
based FS1 announcers acting like lafc is the first team to have a loud crowd show up to their games. great looks
Honestly, even with these fixes, I don't think they're a good team. Almiron was really important, and I have a feeling Tata was squeezing out results despite the roster not actually being as strong as it looked.
why don't you continue try to garner sympathy for voluntarily choosing to support a team that plays in a baseball stadium you chicano retard
I still think it's bad tactics mostly
Hopefully with LGP out De Boer will at least be forced to change from his 3-4-3 and I think it will help tremendously
But if he sticks with it it's gonna be a rough year
A lot of teams are undefeated.
are they now?
Do you guys think this season a MLS team can win the concachampions? It's boring to see only mexicans winning
I still have hope in Kansas City but the other teams are fucked
literally who
Taking back Aztlan, hermano. How many gringo slaves are you going to own?
twitter.com
I’ll just leave this here.
Take a screenshot next time. Looks to be deleted already.
How come no one mentioned this?
What was it?
because no one was at the game to see it
if a major league soccer game is played in the largest city in America and no one is around to see it, does it even count
Link works for me.
They handled ins/outs really strangely aside from Pity, who looks on paper like a fairly close like-for-like, though they're dumping him into a totally different system now. They let Garza/McCann go, who, while not amazing, were experienced left backs who could also cover in midfield and replaced them with just Brek Shea, who is only experienced at being useless. No right back/wing cover brought in (FDB has played the B-team left back at right wingback a few times already), no new central midfield options, making guys who are normally dedicated defensive mids try to play box to box and giving them no outlet or player to connect them to the attack, the problems go on and on. Also Nagbe still exists.
Pity doesn't seem at all like-for-like with Almiron
For me, it's the United Soccer League Championship™
absolutely BASED
how can MlelS even compete
your Man City's, your Barcelonas, your Napolis, your Bethlehems
New Mexico United is the new BASED team in the United Soccer League Championship™
step aside, amigos.
For me,it’s the lights of Vegas fc.
>Today, many of the city's inhabitants are English-speaking, and Cameroonian Pidgin English is the main language spoken in the shops and on the streets of Bamenda. Some anglophone political pressure groups represented in the city such as the Southern Cameroons National Council (SCNC) advocate secession from the rest of Cameroon, which is francophone
literally quien
USA! USA!! USA!!!
Last Night:
D.C. United statement from co-chairmen Steve Kaplan and Jason Levien:
>"D.C. United is deeply disappointed by the broadcast problems in its first match on FloSports today. We are taking these issues very seriously and find the problems encountered unacceptable."
This Morning:
>flosports will be local broadcast partner of FC Cincinnati. It's the second MLS local rights package the Austin-based company has bought since launching @FloFC_ early this year
Sporting just signed a ””””””German””””””” Le 22 year old Arsenalel prospect. He was out on loan playing for a literal who? Eredivisie club. Odd signing because it’s yet another midfielder but defense is a more pressing issue considering the injury to Fontas
pretty much this
he'd be pure gold until someone sticks their cleats in his hamstring
It's Man City's C team, you all expect them to actually play on a real field?
bwahahahahahaha
>Cincy
Now that it's officially official, can PV fix him & get his career truly going at long last? sportingkc.com
>22
it's too late now
>they're gonna get us open cup rights too
RIP Open Cup
He was playing for the 15th place Eredivisie club in a stadium that seats 8,000. Not expecting much.
Looks comfy as fuck desu
He's going to be what, their 4th string CM?
>tfw no qtpi Alex gf
>$30 a month
lmao yikes
Does she still play in Europe?
no, she's back in Orlando
Absolutely based.
It's E team now
brb bookin tikats
Going to invade the pitch and show her my benis
Just like my FIFA career save
Based
Surprised she hasn't moved to California with her husband
Theres no NWSL team here
How many goals will PuliGOD score, lads?
Im thinking 2 hat tricks and a brace
>ninja turtles
Fuck off
This is a domestic league thread only
Ummm sweetie Pulisic is a product of PA Classics (Union) and Miazga of Red Bvlls
yikes
the icepop jersey is better than this
REEEEEE SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP
>Pulisic
>Steffen
>Future GOAT Brenden Aaronson
The Union development system is ELITE
>slipped on an ice patch a month ago
>ankle still has yet to fully recover
sorry to tell you guys, but my career is over
Neither currently play in MLS or the A-League
BASED
mfw new england only has 1 dp
mfw i had to google new england's dp
mfw i don't even recognize who their dp is
For real, who the hell is Carles Gil
He's new this year, right?
Also, I thought one of their shitty overpaid defenders was a DP.
>Grey state
NOT based
>On 30 January 2019, Gil joinedMajor League SoccersideNew England Revolutionas aDesignated Playeron a multi-year contract, for a club record transfer fee of $2 million.
Wow
That's so sad
He was a player not playing much in Spain
Don't know why the fuck you waste DP money on him
That guy (Claude Dielna) is now Portland's overpaid TAM defender
breadly reminder
CHI
MUTT
Btw that was a shot from the Cincy away section
>currently
being the key word there
Now you could be my rocket fuel on a Sunday
You could be my early morning queen
And I'm sure you could light my birthday candles
Sink me like a submarine
How many games without a win before he's finally fired?
Did he go postal at MLS hq yet?
I just realized it's just his sixth season
Not his 15th
Not quite in Jason Garrett range yet
I'm not sure the Union would really get anyone better
>tfw san jose will NEVER make a big name signing
They definitely wouldn't. They'd probably promote the Bethlehem coach. He's good in USL, but obviously not what they need.
Who's the next American MLS zoomer a European team is going to buy?
alvarez
Mihailovic
>Atlanta fell for the De Boer meme
>union
>a snake
I don't get it.
No step on snek -hundred dollar bill man
Phang is eternal, he will never be fired*
*until they are rebranded to Deportivo Philadelphia
Wrong snake drawing. It's join or die, not gadsen autism.
Chris Mueller
It was a joke
it same snek
live free or die
don't join on me
all one snek
Fans Get A Blissful Early Release As Season Already Over For Vancouver, San Jose, And Philadelphia (thenutmegnews.com)
LOOOOOL
FIGHT...
Based
Seattle blown the fuck out
>having to @ your dad to get him to pay attention to you
yikes and Doylepilled
If Texas is the state of football (American football) and Minnesota is the state of hockey.
What is the status of Soccer in the United States?
a state of the USA, where its most representative sport is Soccer.
where Major League Soccer is the dominant professional sports league.
where college soccer is very popular
where children, men and women feel a great passion for soccer and the MLS
and where the Soccer USA team matches are watched
Go away, Fer
Idunno, maybe try Maryland if they ever get a team?
>telling off based Fernando
but why tho
Fernando is not for bully
>I made a big mistake.
I feel sorry for this dood.
the aways look real nice though
sucks that Nike don't do long sleeves anymore
ah, they were in Paris for the Nike thing, makes more sense
This isn't a dykeball thread
Fuck off
Says whomst?
the men's jerseys will look the same you dumb dumb
Up in the the OP where it says MLS and disses dykeball
This isn't a ninja turtles thread either
No one wants that shitter
>Why, yes I post dykegrass in /mls/. How did you know?
it's gonna be a ninja turtle thread for the next two weeks cunt
I am going to post about SUMafia and Gregggg's failures around the clock and there's not a god damn thing you can do to stop me
Curtin OUT
Phang & Doolsta In
>Why, yes I post onions memes
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
The Farmer was a mistake, brehs. He's not playing Bello or Carleton which means their transfer fee will go down the longer they go without first team action and we need to sell those two for 10+ million a piece to buy another Almiron (Pity is a flop btw) and a new CB to replace Parkhurt. Maybe we can also buy a new CM to replace >Nigbe. The squad needs to be revitalized and De Bored isn't doing himself any favors.
>This isn't a ninja turtles thread either
Saying this is ignoring the massive influence mls has on all things ussf.
He was a neat little attacking mid who was bought by Paul Lambert near the end, played a few times, generally looked leagues ahead of the rest of that shit side, so was promptly benched because creativity and Paul Lambert don't go together, then basically shat on by Tim The Charlatan Sherwood and never really recovered (like most of the other promising young players Villa signed in that era). He should be more than good enough for Resv but only if they have players with good movement, he's (or at least was) very much a pass and move kind of player.
t. bitter Villa fan
sign Phang as a DP
You’re still alive. God bless you my favorite Tico after Francisco Calvo
No bullying Rey de MLS
AHOOOOOOO
Doolsta might actually be able to do a better job than Curtin
this is the perfect example of the clear difference between the chad /mls/ lads vs the virgin Doyles
Whinalda is a bitch, I don't know why you cucks look up to him so much.
It was a soft call (and a terrible, embarrassing flop), but by the book it is and always has been a card. I don't like it, but contact to the head/face will get you booked. Nothing new about it.
>receding hairline
>kike nose
>hipster glasses
>soiboi disposition
Yeah, this semen slurping sport isn’t for me
>Chad
>Was cucked
Bullshit
kekked
>I believe that the U.S national team should only refer to the men's side because it is the men who represent this great country. I also believe that >womyn's soccer should be abolished. Why, how did you read my mind?
Cringe desu
>sign Phang as DP.
I think someone has but not as dp.
BURN
Is that Wii music forced meme face guy?
Why Are there unironic wannabe feminist faggots in this thread?
why are there barely literate haters ITT?
because that's just the world we live in, kiddo
>360
Dykeposting has officially achieved permanent reddit status
So get the fuck out of here
>bungles inspired design
>user is triggered by facts
Cry more
i don't believe it, it's too realistic to be true
That guy looks really hungover
He was celebrating their first point.
>Montreal
>New England
JUST
ICE here
We're tracking this thread :)
>Omar Gonzalez (Atlas)
>Aaron Long (New York Red Bulls) >Tim Ream (Fulham),
>Daniel Lovitz (Montreal Impact)
le 27+ year old prospect team
so let's say there's another USMNT midfielder, maybe a hypothetical one, under 26 or something, playing in a good team in Europe.
In Greggggg's mind: Does that person get into the team and bump out Bradley or do they compete with the kids?
Is Bradley, despite his obvious flaws, a key to Berhalter's playing style or is he just there because Berhalter doesn't know how to transition away from him?
This isn't a ninja turtles thread
Fuck off
>Omar Gonzalel
Yeah fuck off Berhalter
Cayase joto
Atlanta United FC
Chicago Fire SC
Columbus Crew SC
>Zardes
>Trapp
D.C. United
>Arriola
Orlando City SC
Montreal Impact
>Lovitz
New England Revolution
New York City FC
>Lewis
New York Red Bulls
>Long
Philadelphia Union
Toronto FC
>Bradley
Colorado Rapids
FC Dallas
Houston Dynamo
Los Angeles FC
>Ramirez
Los Angeles Galaxy
>Lletget
Minnesota United FC
Portland Timbers
Real Salt Lake
>Baird
San Jose Earthquakes
>Lima
Seattle Sounders FC
>Morris
>Roldan
Sporting Kansas City
Vancouver Whitecaps FC
>Jürgen Klinsmann, coach of the US national side since 2011, often couldn’t select the best possible team because he was obliged to include someone from each franchise... it’s very restrictive if you’re a coach, and something that would delay the national side’s development by years if it were to continue.
answer my hypothetical, you pathetic Doyle
So what do >we think about this?
>Jürgen Klinsmann, coach of the US national side since 2011, often couldn’t select the best possible team because he was obliged to include someone from each franchise... it’s very restrictive if you’re a coach, and something that would delay the national side’s development by years if it were to continue.
holy shit is that actually true
depends, who are they playing?
Vete a la mierda, la migra ;^D
I THINK BRADLEY SUCKS
I think this isn't a ninja turtles thread
Fuck off
American white ””””””men”””””” señores. Truly an impotent breed :^D
No
Called up for Ecuador
the Loons' Ibarra, 24
Mendez, 21, from Orlando
Carlos Gruezo, 23, from Sallad
Guys I've always wondered how is your calendar, I've heard that you are weak in the start of the concaf champions league, bc you rest or something? Also how long it will take for your league to be on pair with Liga shit x we need to improve our confederation lads
LMAOing @ people that don't realize ninja turtle posting, dykegrass posting and CanPL posting is what keeps this thread not just alive, but actually semi-active. Why do you think /ayy/ was allowed in in the first place? Used to be a lot harder to get /mls/ to 500 posts before them
>I've heard that you are weak in the start of the concaf champions league, bc you rest or something
that's just an excuse. when MLS teams are still losing 3 weeks into the regular MLS season, the fans and Doyles will just keep claiming that the first month of the season is still preseason
also, MLS will never compete with LigaMX. there's not reason to improve internally, there won't be any reason to do so externally
>this was all a psyop campaign to get /canpl/ a mention in the OP
Canada squad vs. French Guiana (a win guarantees them a spot in the Gold Cup as well as League A of the Nations League)
Samual Adekugbe (Valerenga, Norway)
Scott Arfield (Rangers, Scotland)
Milan Borjan (Red Star Belgrade, Serbia)
Zachary Brault-Guillard (Montreal Impact; on loan from Olympic Lyonnais B, France)
Lucas Cavallini (Puebla, Mexico)
Derek Cornelius (Vancouver Whitecaps)
Maxime Crepeau (Vancouver Whitecaps)
Jonathan David (Gent, Belgium)
Alphonso Davies (Bayern Munich II, Germany)
David Edgar (Hartlepool United, England)
Marcus Godinho (Heart of Midloithan, Scotland)
Doneil Henry (Vancouver Whitecaps)
Junior Hoilett (Cardiff City, Wales)
Atiba Hutchinson (Besiktas, Turkey)
Will Johnson (Orlando City SC)
Mark-Anthony Kaye (Los Angeles FC)
Cyle Larin (Besiktas, Turkey)
Liam Millar (Kilmarnock, Scotland; on loan from Liverpool U23, England)
Jonathan Osorio (Toronto FC)
Samuel Piette (Montreal Impact)
Ballou Tabla (Albacete, Spain; on loan from Barcelona B, Spain)
Russell Teibert (Vancouver Whitecaps)
Simon Thomas (KFUM Oslo, Norway)
mlels can't even compete with Panamanian literal who? clubs kek.
Baird fucking sucks. Why is this cunt being called up again? At least guys like Arriola and Lima looked good in camp noob in January, but Baird? KEK
What happened to that Portuguese guy you poached from Portugal?
February start next year might be better for teams in the competition but we are gonna get way more orange ball games.
Guys don't worry. Greggggggggggg is playing 5D chess. The MLS guys will get absolutely raped by Chile and Ecuador. Greggggg will then say that they didn't meet his system to "disrupt the opponent and create enough chances™" and THEN he'll have to call up more Eurochads
>Hartlepool United
Ricardo Ferreira? He hasn't committed anywhere yet, and I doubt he'll play for Canada. He's played through the Portuguese youth teams, he got called up for a friendly for Portugal, and I think he's ignored Canada's asking. Just another Bryan Cristante and Asmir Begovic
>that striker list
What the fug. The only decent one is Ramirez. Zardes sucks and Morris is a fucking meme. Where are Sargent and Novakovich?
>morris
>zardes
>lima
>baldy
CanPL star players;
Emilio Estevez(York9) or Elton John(Halifax)?
Stephen Eustaquio
Oh, never heard of the kid, sorry.
it's lit
these people have absolutely no idea what they are talking about
it's like watching little kids make up stories with their toys
Joke of a roster. No camp cupcake shitter should've been called in tbhonest. The only one who makes sense is Legit since we have no CAM but Bercuckler didn't need to bring in Bradshit or all those shit useless forwards. Weah, Sarg and Nova with maybe Wood should've been the forwards called up, not these losers. Calling up so many garbage MLS Americans makes the league look worse, not better, Garber you stupid kike.
>field stretcher
>QuarterBack
Who's going to the Gold Cup fellas? Top 10 make it in
Imagine wasting a year to hire a balding retard who has a +6 GD with Cucklumbus and gets praised for choking in the playoffs with them every season.
Imagine being US Soccuck and thinking Bercuckler was even a decent manager
Depends on if he's better or not
but it's subjective and hard to tell
let's say there is a guy who is like Yedlin level, but in midfield. does he compete for a spot with McKennie and Adams or does he compete with Bradley?
is there any way in which Berhalter doesn't have Bradley in the team?
There's not wrong with this
You realize Bradley is a third stringer at best once they get to meaningful games, right? Even Doyle says this, literally.
Obviously not
It was in Cruyff's own autobiography. Klinsmann and Cruyff were friends.
>second hand telling of what was probably an exaggeration
K
people have been saying that for 1.5 years and he still keeps starting and playing 85+ minutes in every game
t. Doyle seething
t. Jeff Carlisle
>twitter.com
Oh boy Jermaine Jones following Landon Donovan with odd career choices
emergency tsu bump
For me, it’s the San Diego sockers.
>Three #USMNT players who receieved regular callups in 2018 started games today (Miazga, Robinson and McKennie) and the combined score of their games is 0-13.
retarded grasped of English for a retarded post defending retards
Me on the left
Trophys:
Doolsta 2
Nowak/Curtin 0
uclabruins.com
this is who Jorge Salcedo got paid $200k to get into UCLA
was hoping it was Kelyn Rowe tbqh
So, CR7 to MLS when?
This is why I wish eMLS players had to use the roster of the team they're affiliated with. That way we could compare them directly to the MLS coach.
In like a year or two
Volcano bois
Elaborate please
It has been a pleasure getting BTFO in CCL with /mls/.
Ughhh not a fan of this. It's pretty shit considering Berhalter can call up whoever.
Not to many problems in GK. Horvath and Steffen are the best ones on our pool so them getting called should be obvious. Hopefully they each play a game. Johnson is just there as the third wheel. Hopefully he won't play.
Now we start running into problems with the roster. Gonzalez is fucking shit and shouldn't be there. He was really bad during 2018 qualification and he's playing badly in Liga MX for a bad team. Ream is another weird choice. He's old and playing for a relegation fodder team in the EPL. CCV and Zimmerman would've been much better picks. CCV is playing well in the championships and Zim had a good camp cupcake and is the best CB in MLS imo. Lovitz sucks and had a poor camp cupcake. Antonee Robinson and Fabian Johnson would've been better. Hell even Garza and Acosta are better MLS LBs. Lima is ok I guess since he's just Yedlin's back up. Brooks, Miazga and Yedlin are the only solid picks.
Midfield is pretty shit too outside of Pulisic, Adams and McKennie. Sebastian Lletget had a good camp cupcake so I understand him. Same with Arriola. Both Bradley and Trapp aren't necessary stop calling both up because they're the same player. Roldan sucks. Baird sucks and Lewis sucks too. Duane Holmes not being called up is retarded. We lack true attacking mids.
Forwards are full JUST-tier. The only guy I like is Ramirez. Should've brought in Novakovich and Sargent
Montserrat
>mlels
lel
>Antonee Robinson
recovering from injury and also team is shit, won't be getting picked any time soon
>Fabian Johnson
not American according to Berhalter family
in all likelihood, none of those base brats except Brooks are ever getting picked again
>Garza
Greggg said he is in his ideas but wants him to recover
>Acosta
Greggggg doesn't like him
>Lletget
I personally find him incredibly annoying and also not very good, but that's irrelevant
>Trapp
presumably is Gregg's Bradley, which makes Bradley's continued selection and starting bizarre
>Roldan sucks
not great, but not the worst selection
>Baird sucks and Lewis sucks too
kids really, but gets to the point about youth teams, which is:
>Novakovich and Sargent
they are going to be put into a kiddies camp for the October Olympic qualifiers
the weird part about this is that Pulisic and McKennie should also be in this group. maybe they will, but it sounds like Greggg is going to try to play the U-20s in the Olympics when he could be playing the U-23s
if this backfires and the US misses the Olympics again, that's a disaster. this is a generation that needs to be playing for trophies now, that needs to be moving talent onto the biggest stages and into the biggest teams
if Pulisic is playing friendlies in October and Sargent is playing friendlies in 2020, it's a absolute waste
>Gonzalez
seriously?
>linker
Isn't he retired and also English?
>QB
DOYYYYYYYYYYLE
>Zlatan hasn't trained in a week and left Dignity Heath Sports Park early today so we don't know much. But this feels like something that could be much longer than one game. I suspect the @LAGalaxy are searching hard for a striker.
I honestly rate Zubak
>Duane Holmes not being called up is retarded
Genuinely, what the fuck did Berhalter mean by this? His primary position is the area where the USMNT has perhaps the least depth, but he's versatile enough to play elsewhere anyway, he's playing as a starter for a top level Championship club, and he's both too old for the Olympic team and too young to be ruled out entirely. Does he just hate manlets or something?
Fuck the ninja turtles
I hope we miss the world cup again
it will never be as funny as the last time we missed it
Fuck the dual nationals
JUST FUCK MY BUDGET UP
>He doesn’t rate Efrain Alvarez.
Wassup homie
They originally described it as an issue with his Achilles which seems like a week off wouldn't fixed
Still a better use of the money than keeping Him would have been
Wigan are shit, Reading played against Leeds who are dominating and are you seriously going to argue that McKennie is shit because of >Schalke doing a >Schalke against Man City at home?
kys CHI
red bulls ccl stream?
OH SHIT
>wetland saints
OH SHIT
IT'S HAPPENING
based energydrinks
How many years in the clink we talking about?
wait do people actually like mls?
why not just watch the premier league like a normal person?
>runs back behind the half field mark to bloot it downfield
local teams, growing league, later time zone, etc
i like going to games, its nice cheap and pretty fun to hang out and watch
[murderball intensifies]
>recovering from injury and also team is shit.
Not anymore. He played the full 90 in Wigan's last two games. Also if Berhalter is gonna deny call ups due to clubs being bad than Lima, Gonzalez, Ream and McKennie have no business being called up.
>kids really
Baird isn't even eligible for the Olympics.
>rich people getting found guilty of financial crimes
kek
KEK
K E K
theyre actually playing murderball now
I thought Camp cupcake was january only, why call up so many godawful "mlels 2.0" trash like Zardass, Legit (awful), Baird, Loldan, Areola and Memeis?
fuck is this
b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but Shrek scored against cincinnati!
Dood energy drink.
An image of a stadium user
looks fun and safe, unlike most things in Torreón
Do you r8 Omir?
Hopelessly optimistic I know user.
>still no Juan Heads
Not that they would have had a chance with him playing, but they're double fucked
JUST
It’s ogre.
>THE HAMLET OF NEW YORK
>the new jersey choke bulls
>mls
>falling apart this fast
dammit energy drink DAMMMMMMIT!
>this team qualified
YIKES
HAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>choke bulls
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>new jersey
OHNONOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>AAHHHHHH SAVE ME ADAMS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Red Bull more red buttchecks.
>concede 4 (four) goals in 10 minutes
JUST
i can't believe what ive just seen. cancel the CCL and have liga mx play in copa lib
>nine minutes
El Just.
OH NO OH NO OH NO
kek
>poo york red balls
big lel
oh nonononono
Try again next year, my little sawkeroos
(kek)
Your reminder that Long got called up to the ninja turtles. Kekkers
I will make new I guees
This pisses me off. ZimmerCHAD is better than this faggot and deserved the call up more.
>see this thread
>check the standing of CONCACAF CL
>every single US team is down after first leg in QF
damn man
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