MEMEPISS vs KANGS Gamethread 1

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>bucknell nigger fouling up by 22 with a minute to play

cmon man

STOP WITH THEFOULING YOU NIGGERS!

That’s when the losing team has to grope the winning team.

>I didn't do nuffin

>getting your broadcast superseded by college basketball

AAF confirmed bust. That would never happen to the XFL

Yeah, because the XFL won’t even have any TV deals.

Apehoop is over, time for comfy league

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oh you sweet naive child

Simms better be the starter. He's the best QB in the league. He just needs competent receivers and an o-line that can block for more than 2 seconds

You were very close

The Express away jerseys look really good.

SMESHENBERGER

>Memepiss

Kinda reminds me of Bills colors but without the ridiculous piping.

Where’s the deal, then? AAF had theirs in place last March.

Loser will be the defacto worst team

Reminder to not major in comp sci

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up your ass and to thr left

Memphis’s uniforms are beautiful. They look like fuckin soda cans.

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Kangz are winning the AAF owl

>2nd & 1
>Running well
>Throw

Why do they do this

that midfield logo is too big.

and why are there so many hashmarks?

That’s what I thought, faggot. There is none, because no one wants it, meanwhile the AAF and the NFL are ramping up talks to formally partner. Have fun watching your gay little league for a year again.

Yeah, it's very simple, but pleasant to look at.

I'm conflicted. The CBS broadcast has the announcers and better cameras but the AAF.com stream has this one stupid angle but you can hear the players cursing each other out which is fun.

Imagine having this much brand alliance to an amateur football league that hasn't even existed for two months. You're a good little consumer

faith in the run to get the 1 yard on 3rd down if the pass doesn't work. Running on 1 makes sense but there is a valid rationale for passing in that context

>falling for the STEM meme

I don't exactly understand illegal formations but I like how Kangz are persistent with them.

Meme game confirmed

which NFL team is gonna draft Koo?

Yes, imagine having this much allegiance to an amateur league league that has already failed, and will fail again.

fleet

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Quality QB.

I fell for the memepiss meme, thought they would turn it around after last week, but they are fucking pathetic

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Cripple fight

I have no alliance to the AAF or XFL, I just don't irrationally hate them for no reason.
I look forward to seeing what becomes of both of them. I'm not rooting for one to fail like some butthurt shill

HOW DID WE LOSE TO THEM

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BUTTERFINGERS

It's not an amateur league, it's a minor league.

Those are the kangz we know and lose

Cuz y’all suck, should’ve lost to salt lake too

Your first post shows your bias, dingus. What are you talking about?

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Third string QB

FUCK YEAR ZAC STACY!

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based memepiss

A minor league, like in baseball is a league that players go to first in order to train.
The AAF is a professional league just like the NFL, it’s a second chance league. For people who weren’t quite good enough to make the NFL but are still really good. If it was a minor league players would be dogshit and there would be 64 teams.

Express defense was good since the get-go. a combination of Mettenberger playing well in the second half and Ross being unable to convert and giving the ball over to the Express D blew the whole second half

I don't know why Martz had him try to pass so much. It just seemed like a mistake from the moment Ross got on the field

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>If it was a minor league players would be dogshit
So, it would be the XFL

It’s a developmental league.

AAA baseball isn't purely a development league, there are players that never make it to the majors and stay in AAA.

>dropping that
kangz a shit la

Kangz have 0 discipline

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Are flags this common in NFL?

These teams go from terrible to decent every once in a while.

Kangz shouldve played murray from the start

Atlanta's WR core is pretty underrated. Too bad they had Simms throwing to them for 4 weeks.

How enjoyable is rugby to watch?

Dummy.

K A N G Z
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You're probably going to enjoy the fact there's a ton of passing.
youtube.com/watch?v=gJ4B4IWiQ0Y

WE

this is actually rather tame comparatively.

If you understand the rules, very enjoyable. But it can be very slow and methodical depending on the type (Union Rugby compared to League Rugby).

WUZ

WUZ

>that guy in full armor

we /deusvult/ now?

Fatlanta looks legit now that they ditched that scrub Sims

How come the ball's just kind of rolling around during a scrum and nobody seems particulary interested in picking it up?

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Are the kangz the official obese basedboy team?

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Timeouts and sending people to the foul line.

holy fucking shit!
holy fucking shit!
FUCKING BASED

I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE IT
>first ball thrown
>a FUCKING Premier Ball

dubs picks its nickname

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kingmaker

lucky

Based

President Trump

meant for

Botes

TripfagsareliterallyworsethanAIDS

CHOO CHOO BITCHES

Shitnigger

Five yards to go and you don't throw a stiff arm on the dude?

LAND DRAGON

CHOO CHOO MAKE WAY EXPRESS TRAIN COMING THROUGH

JewsDid911

Adolf

that exceeds the character limit (10)

good game

Janny Doesitforfree.

Roll.

You want to push the opposing forwards backward in addition to eventually winning the scrum. On top of that, scrums are hellzones.

again, exceeds limit, but I hope this is good enough

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Two bad teams make a decent matchup as long as there's minimal spaghetti spilling.

Atlanta is good but stuck with Simms for 3 games for no reason. Mett is better than Hack but not by that much

Take a shot every time there's a penalty

Omar Mateen

Place your bets now. Who wins the shitbowl

Seriously, why did they keep Simms in for so long? Birmingham tossed Perez one game after a loss and San Diego dropped their starter on the very first week.

>Vareen
Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

Uniform power rankings
Fleet
Hotshots
Appolos
Stallions
Commanders
Legends
Express
Iron

Atlanta has been a mess, preseason was with Muray as starter but they loss Childress and Vick as coach and the replacement HC went with Simms for no reason at all. Team is a completely different monster with Murray as QB

>showing the same commercial twice in a row

OFFICIAL RECORD POWER RANKINGS
>5-0
>3-2
>2-3
>1-4

SEAWEED
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>you will never debate models & algorithims as part of foreplay before fucking cynthia frelund

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>analytics analyst

She looks like she finds nickels

What's wrong with her eyes placement?
Did her mom drink a couple beers while preggo?

REFBALL

she looks like hope solo in a wig

Just like they drew it up.

Is Aaron Murray the 2nd best QB in the league? He's really consistent

ALL HAIL A T L

Probably would be better than Gilbert if ATL started with him in week 1

Challenge that.

Someone call?

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ARE YOU GUYS SUFFERING FROM ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION?

cope

>Penis Pills

Never change Cuckmurica

I am now because of

>Using the ref as a blocker

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Flag that ref

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why would someone go into a remote area alone with no one to help them in an emergency?

There's nothing wrong with old out of shape people taking pills to make their dicks hard.

Wow, this is a very balanced game. Some of the best football all season long.

want me to post it?

please don't

Post that roast!

HE'S A BIG GUY

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I have to say it, but their two black refs fucking suck donkey dick.

which one is it then?

MCKEE HOLY SHIT

Trigger happy refs today

TORCHDUN METTEN(((BERG)))ER

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>Going that hard for 2 points

Dude really wanted it damn

POST IT, YOU MAD MAN!

i'm glad golf is dying along with boomers. worst fucking "sport" ever

*baseball

unleash it

gotta keep the thread going

Ok, you negros asked for it

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IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS

>this land is your land AND my land
hmm never thought of it that way

BASED arbys poster

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Sky judge where you at

BELLY
O
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COME ON OVERTIME GAME

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I love these Atlanta fans

>Mettenberger limping

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KEEP YO COOL J-ROCK

Well, he started the season behind both Silvers and Christian Fucking Hackenburg on the depth chart for a reason.

i only worked part-time for my uncle who paid me $10k on a 1099. if i just don't report my income, will the IRS find out?

commentators almost said testicles lel.

If that was your only income you good. 12k is the minimum where it's mandatory

based ref dragon

>3rd and 10 at your own 5 yard line
>run it straight down the middle

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I guess Mettenberger went to the Joe Flacco School of Quarterbacking.

>METTENBITCH
>METTENBITCH
>METTENBITCH
>METTENBITCH
>METTENBITCH

Its like brad childress never left
I may be confusing which team he was "coach" for for 5 minutes, these 2 dumpster fires are the same thing in my mind

*snap* that ones going my mempiss folder

No honking!

REE STOP BEING SO AHEAD OF MY STREAM

THAT PICK

>memepiss

AWWWWWW FUCK

>his team's QB has thrown an interception

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question: if i rent a car on toro and get into an accident, does my regular car insurance cover it or do i have to pay out of pocket?

No matter who wins today

They can both say they played better than the iron

who do we pity less kangs or press

>Losing to the Kangz

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>getting faked out by a gay little toss THAT hard

MEMEPISS MEMEPISS MEMEPISS MEMEPISS MEMEPISS MEMEPISS MEMEPISS MEMEPISS MEMEPISS

>young hoe koo
>plays for atlanta
pottery

KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE GOLDEN GOOK

Looks like Memphis needs to call upon the spirit of Rex.

Fuck this commentator

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AYO LEMME JUS RUN AROUND IN THE BACKFIELD FOR 15 SECONDS AND END THE GAME RQ

>need a dragon
>fuckin screen
neat

Kangz no longer the worst team in the league. Memphis fans on suicide watch. God help us all. THE ERA OF KANGZ IS ONLY BEGINNING

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ya, i'm thinking the legends are back

>the legends now have a better record than the stallions

Oh shit you're right

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K A N G Z

Legends ruined their season by starting simms

>not going out of bounce

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WE

gg ATL