Unofficial /turnleft/ pheonix thread

They forgot to change their clocks.

Rolling for when Larson gets into the wall/engine blows up/ARCA brakes a backmarker and fans wonder what they did in a past life to deserve this

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he's got as much of a shot as the Hendrick guys at winning at this point

based RC poster

I hope he does, that would be epic

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LETS GO LARSON

he's more likely to od than get kennedy'd

>Clean air wins LOL

>3:30 billed start
>still another 15-30 minutes before start
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO SEE LARSON LEAD AT END OF STAGE 1 THEN SEE HIM EITHER GET INTO A CRASH WITH 20 LAPS LEFT OR SPEEDING THRU PIT

I FUCKING HATE YOU LARSON

digging the purple tie

Why so racis brah?

Why does every race today need to overlap by like 5 minutes

was harvick even talking
why is he so much quieter than gordon

So amerifats can catch their breath from climbing all the step to their sit.

Less confidence because he knows he'll never be as good as Gordon

>So amerifats can catch their breath from climbing all the step to their sit.
What'd you type that into google translate?

GET YOUR BOOGITY ON

LET'S GO ______

Make it so.

boogity status: ON

>CHESS

>Lelliott

BENALTY

>city of Elliot

What a clown

>lelliott

>chess

>chess

lmao

GIMMIE

>chess

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get fucked chase

Si

AND IM FREEEEEEEEEEEE

based

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>just randomly highlighting cars on the scoring

>will he lose two laps?
>loses zero

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Yeah what the fuck?

Why does Blaney always have based liveries?

>first time they've had a spoiler this big here
Apparently ole' Wonder Boy's had too many big hits

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just got here what'd I miss

lemme guess, nothing

>muh god

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A little late there pal

Chess choked
Clean air wins lol

>Always so exciting to see the drivers go so deep into the bottom....so, so deep.

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alex b*wman will never win a race in a Hendrick shitbox

Elliott choked at the start and got penalized

chase beating blaney to the line on the start is the only thing

Chess got a penalty for passing Blaney before the start. That was amusing.

>alex b*wman will never win
FTFY

>bowman the slowman

anytime i see a kfc commercial all i can think of is otis

>anytime i see a kfc commercial all i can think of is...
...fat assed motherfuckers stuffing themselves with fat, cholesterol, salts and sugars only to get the beetus' 10 years down the road and beg for tax dollars to treat their "illness".

Shit's cancer.

anytime i see a kfc commercial all I can think of is noisy caribbeans at the cricket

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suarez is a cunt. too bad money is all that matters

>THAT JONES BOY

>Jonesboi

thank you user
>THAT JONES BOI

caution, nice shot

Jayski always tweets the actual green flag time, todays was 3:45 +30 seconds. I try to time it so I watch as little prerace as possible

scotty mclaughlin would unironically wipe the floor with everyone in nascar cup series

eurobeat intensifies

who is the nicest driver?

>that's great anticipation
>hoo boy!

Darrell Waltrip is the John Madden of NASCAR announcers, what are some other Waltrip lines that sound like NASCAR Madden commentary?

michael schumacher would booty blast all these drivers even in his current state

>biggest choker in racing history
Nope.

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This wouldn't happen if Carl was still here

David Ragan, no discussion

Tony Stewart

>can barely hand svg's banter
how would he handle 500 laps of taping at Martinsville?

is he still alive?

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didn't he admit he was a racist?

Carl Edwards

yeah but he may as well be dead

>racist
Leave.
Now.

ah that's what i figured, didn't know if anything developed over the past years.

what a fucking shame

>come to turnleft
>"I'm totally gonna trigger some rednecks lol so enlightened"
>post aussie bullshit
>get absolutely shit on

get bazinga'd

Morgan Shepherd

literally who can stop him

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>autism getting absolutely exposed

Good news, at least as of last July Otis hasn't died yet, bad news, pic related.

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>implying he isn't a based and redpilled southern gentleman

yeah he good

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his luck

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last thing i read was he was still super veggie
but this was like a year/year and a half ago

carl is fake nice. just like helio.

>Kyle gets clean air and drives off
So much for this package

do they play football in nascar tracks?

cactus king in 15min

>coming to steal your precious seed

he needs to grow a beard or lose like 5 lbs to bring his cheeks in a little bit. Just an ugly man.

W number 10 today brother.

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only once in 2016

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is he even capable of growing one?

Infertility :(

based
youtube.com/watch?v=Wlge72GS6rU

>playoff themed shill segment in March
Fox what are you doing

>matched with qt big milker slampig on tinder
>but larson still not top 10
which one do i wish for tonight lads

>tfw kicked my second water down the grandstand and lost it

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>soon

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Peter brock's death was more fitting for a racing driver than earnhardts

lmao those seats are terrible who would pay for that

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Stay hydrated senpai.

F

larson, don't fall for the succubus

not everyone was meant to make it, sorry user

holy comfy

get some nicer looking jeans and shoes, then you'd have ladies buying YOU water

Gotta love stands with the seats on them, so much better than regular bleachers

Deserve it for wearing those stupid looking pants.

worst pit lane in the world

>BREAD

CAWSHUN

>Gibbs
>Gibbs
>Penske
>SHR
>Penske
>SHR
Oh boy another exciting season of ultra competitive NASCAR racing, those dumb euros and their championship with only 3 competitive teams will never understand.

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>bahd brahd

At least we get more than 3 winners in a season

Literally only because of meme tracks and the season being so fucking long.

That wouldn't have been a caution yesterday

>fly to phoenix to watch single file racing
At least the flyover was good

>those teams all have 3-4 cars
>Merc and Ferrari had 2 cars each
>they also had a clear preferred driver

we're heathens

Maybe F1 needs meme tracks?

>a small independent team being competitive can never EVER happen in motorsports

only serious cars get cautions lol

I say send them to Martinsville

>>those teams all have 3-4 cars
Yeah but at least one of them is usually driven by some completely worthless fuck like Suarez or Menard anyways.

how the FUCK are we still in caution

their “cars” would fall apart after a couple bumbs

Thanks for the queer eyes for the straight guy. I'll do better next time.

Aren't you a little old to be posting that stupid cartoon?

would they even be able to get enough speed for the cars to work properly?

>The Mexican is kill

Sat in real plastic seats last race I went to after years of seats in the aluminum bleachers. It's amazing how much more comfortable it is.

yw

Just gotta have money to get good equipment, goyim! You might get stabbed in the back if you perform too good and don't play by the arbitrary rules, but hey, that's business.

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user, it's not being gay to say someone should buy a normal non-boomer style of levis

get some 514s and a pair of sneakers

Not a good weekend for Suarez.

>mehico

dumb rich mexican. waste of the 41

>suarez

this is the closest thing to a home race, so sad

THATS WHAT YOU GET DUMB FUCKING SPIC

>larson driving low
based

What time is it?

Aoba is a working adult desu yo

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Texas Motor speedway is closer to Monterrey Mexico than Phoenix is by a long shot

why do you faggots like larson so much? Get on the Bowman/Byron train because later in the season they're gonna be unstoppable

pfffftttt lmao

no

I don't buy from onions anti-gun commies like Levi's. Would rather continue looking like a Boomer.

Thanks. Now is it better to just cup the balls or should I put a finger in the ass?

Is this pasta now lol

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based

Byron's a carbabby who can't race for shit on anything that isn't a cookie cutter and Bowman is just plain awful. If anyone at HMS catches fire it's gonna be Leliott since Gimmie's well on his way to retirement.

It was pasta from the beginning

uh, yeah

depends - what driver do you cheer for?

>now

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I don't cheer for nerds and losers

literally based and hendrickpilled

they will dominate the second half of the season cap this

>jeff's boxed lunch right by all the electronics
so fucking based

This is cheesy enough to start with but verges towards insulting considering how motherfucking slow Pinty's series cars are.

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byron is a pussy no personality filthy rich kid that always had the best ride money could buy in every series he was in

Why do irrelevant states like Arizona get races?

good lord, get back to the race

Jimmie will light it up second half of this season. sleeping beast, watch out JGR

this

fuck that punk ass bitch he'd get clowned at my local dirt track

I have reported Suarez to ICE for deportation, they are waiting for his pitstop to pull him out of the car and arrest his ass, he isnt one of us, NASCAR HAS A MEXICO SERIES

feel better?

Why does Byron even have a ride?

$$$$

Please take disparaging comments like this back with you on what ever hatetrain you rode in here. -H

If McDowell would have let Suarez swing firstt and then pressed charges that would be a real possibility

NASCAR was built by white people for white people

daddys money

I worked my ass off for this cuntree, i aint gonna let some mexican wall jumper come in and take a good car from a talented woman like Danica Patrick

Suarez is sponsored by the cartels, he's not going anywhere NASCAR is too greedy

Greetings race fans!

Americrown Service Corporation, official food & beverage vendor for all ISC properties, is PROUD to announce the RETURN of a fan favorite specialty concession to ISM Raceway.

From the Miller Lite Beer Garden above Turn 3 comes the MILLER LITE BEER BRAT. This specialty sandwich consists of a traditional Smithfield Bavarian bratwurst, lovingly simmered in a Miller Lite, butter & onions broth, and topped with Vlasic’s classic sauerkraut. For convient carrying, said sausage is served in a salted and lightly toasted Ball Park brat bun. With a side of similarly salty pommes frites, this scrumptious specialty can be purchased for just $10, but only at the Miller Lite Beer Garden.

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Based

oh my GOD

>cuntree

OH. MY. GOD. BACKY. LOOK. AT. THAT. CRUST.

*snaps ass*

>DW: "Wallace has a good car today"
>Bubba's car currently looser than an ass at an orgy in Tim Richmond's trailer in the 80's
And everyone thought Sneak took too many blows to the head

RUTLEDGE WOOD IS BACK EVERYBODY!

KICK BUBBA OUT! HE IS A DUMBASS NIGGER! WHY HASN'T HE ROBBED THE TRACK YET! ALL NIGGERS ARE DUMB VERY DUMB SO DUMB I BET BUBBA LIVES IN A SECTION 8 SLUM!!!

BASED CONCESSIONBRO

I haven’t been to a race in 4 years, buds. Had pit passes last time though.

that looks good af. thanks concession user

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BASED

>salty pommes frites
those look like frozen french fries

that's proper stadium food right there. None of that bullshit nonsense like Texas Motor Speedway comes up with

what is Greg Biffle up to these days?

>the entire year's salary of a third worlder for a shitty brat cooked in a shitty beer with some fries

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you mean you don't like bacon wrapped mustard?

I miss Carl Edwards

Filming bathrooms

hiding from boris said

more like bacon wrapped mustard, rolled in crushed flaming hot cheetos, then deep fried golden brown and delicious, topped with smoked cheddar cheese sauce and served with a side of ranch dressing

We got a spring spacer sitting in turn 3 somewhere for that convenient debris caution

runs a short track, also does stadium super trucks races

Texas was a mistake

sitting in jail on sexual assault charges

Why is every commercial for shitty fast food, shitty beer, or dick pills?

We all do

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Thats only if you buy the special ticket package for it

what else is there in life?

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who replaces DW next year?

Because you fuckers tolerate it and won't do a g'damn thing to stop it. Now shut the fuck up and watch the (((commercials))).

>pommes frites

now THAT'S class

Hamlin after being replaced by Christopher Bell

you give the audience what they want

You gotta do something to keep fans interested. God knows the racing wont.

Im eating some cheetos with sour cream, not bad

JIMMIE so sneak has to spend his entire life being cucked by him

What are you talking about? Fans love the high octane action of Texas Motor Speedway!

Don't get my hopes up.

lots of info about the nascar now has an indycar edition

youtube.com/watch?v=ZSGr_q_IEAI

youtube.com/watch?v=Qw6gV-CSWkc

his dementia is progressing rapidly, no way he'll be in the booth next year

PS2 was the last good console

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>video game ad showing plane crashing
>earlier today 130+ people died in a plane crash
based and planepilled

I think the plan is to keep DW in the booth until Harvick retires from driving and takes over

Does he really have dementia? I thought he was just a retarded redneck.

>newman 6th
based

Jeff Gordon says more retarded things than DW

>Slowman

>showman

>showman
CAWSHUN

Who yells PUT IT AWT now that hoots is gone?

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the ancient saying has been uttered

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gordon is such a brown noser, i hate him as a commentator.

>wallman

They are grooming Harvick for the position especially since he's calling the Xfinity races for fox all season now. Depends when Harvick hangs it up
Pre-Season talk was Bell used to be the go to if Hamlin decided to hang it up but now Coach is afraid they would bring him up way too early before he was ready like Jones and Suarez and they want him at a really good level before he comes in for the 21 or 22 season since he's likely going to be taking over the Kyle position (Same if Troox retires too). If Hamlin goes in the next two seasons, it's expected DiBenidetto would get the ride over Bell and they are hoping to get Bell in the 19 or 20 (Whoever goes first).

>
LMAO

there is literally nothing wrong in this picture

>jim france in the pits
that really nice to see

lmao France pretending he gives a shit for the media

Name a more punchable face than Kyle Busch

Couldn't it be like 4-5 more years though? he's still very competitive

in body not in spirit or mind chile user

if he doesn't just randomly crash his ride like they just pulled someone out of the crowd to drive

Hey, just tuning in. Which one of the pajama boys is leading this week?

brie larson

>orange vanilla

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BAN

PHARMACEUTICAL

COMMERCIALS

nice to see. Brian France never showed up to the track, even for the Daytona 500

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Austin Dillion

joey loganos pit crew cant answer that question as they found it quite punchable

At least its better then Brian high on oxys and doesn't even know there was a race that day.

Joey Logano

Based and redpilled

>side effects may include death

Still better than Brian, who would be (amd probably is) numbed out on oxy in some whore’s mansion in Mooresville

Larson is based because instead of winning the race he gets second place instead, which, if I have to explain why you'd want to be second instead of first, you're likely a brainlet and should probably leave this thread.

This. Plus he's a proud cuckold.

There's a stupid amount of drivers coming up with TRD, at some point they'll force him out. Ty Gibbs and Hailie Deegan are gonna come through their ladder like a wrecking ball.

The CEO should be snorting cocaine and oxys off hooker's asses in the Hamptons, NOT giving a shit about their company

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They are ALL ass kissing shills. Every last one of them.

Brian never took oxy.

This.

Harv's been hinting at it for a while, has a really successful Sports agency business to fall back on and everyone in the garage apparently got really spooked about with Dale Jr's brain turning to mush after years. I wouldn't be surprised if he announces he's hanging it up next season before the new gen 7 cars.

>the Hamptons

This is NASCAR, the CEO does that in PCB

the idiot who called the xfinity races last year does both xfinity and cup now. no clue what his name is

>direddito to jgr
god please no

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all these guys stayin out will give us a Newman tier winner again

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>gordon STILL hasn't touched his lunch sitting next to the computer
just FUCKING EAT IT YOU ANIMAL

>PINBALL WIZARD
>PINBALL WIZARD
>PINBALL WIZARD
>PINBALL WIZARD

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The amount of photoshop on that face is something else

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>some whore’s mansion in Mooresville
Brian France hangs out in either The Hamptons or down at Trump's Mar-a-Lago. Drunk, coked, and doped on oxys

>Aug 06, 2018 · Brian France-- the CEO and Chairman of NASCAR-- was arrested for DUI on Sunday evening in The Hamptons and cops say he was also in possession of oxycodone...

What has Brian France been up to simce his arrest?

All I’ve seen (via Wiki) was that he donated 50k to Michael Cohen’s defense fund In late August 2018.

I bet he regretted that.

yeah there's basically no chin

NASCAR needs to homologate to FIA touring car standards to match Supercars and DTM. Don't @ me

does anybody actually realistically see NASCAR existing beyond 2022ish? This shit isn't sustainable and the next TV contract is gonna be WAYYY less. Also nobody gives a shit about all these nu sōyboy drivers.

Here he is absolutely hammered at a Knicks game

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>let's try to make NASCAR appeal to the communist anti-American faggots in NYC and Hollywood while thumbing your nose at the core fan base that built the series

>not making a hanglider with a motor like le strong womyn who gets advice from nerdy strong black bull at your local jp morgan chase branch

>FOUR WIDE BABY

>mcdowlel

>McDowell getting pounded by his own teammate worse than he got ragdolled by Suarez
lel

>McDildo

>the communist anti-American faggots in NYC
what?

>mcdowell

Nice spot.

>there's an 8 car in the field

???

Ya, he seems decent too.

>no cautions past 2 weeks
>6 already today
let's go

it's from RCR, Daniel Hemric is driving it

jyj

Why don’t they make the cars out of hard metals like diamonds?

Why is FRM obsessed with hiring the most mediocre drivers in NASCAR?

>McDowell
>Ragan
>Tifft

Hemric

It will be around for a while, they will just contract back to short tracks in the South.

should i let this urge to nap takeover or fight saying awake for this race

NASCAR is a giant money laundering scheme.

nah, cost structures will just adapt

everything is more fragmented now

Nap with the volume up this sport is by far the most nappable

>just contract back to short tracks in the South
Maybe if we sabotage the series we can accelerate this excellent proposition.

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Unlike F1 or WEC or something you could cut literally cut NASCAR budgets by 90% without much changing.

who else will they get? the good drivers are either with superteams or don't have money

Because then the walls and catch fence would have to built out of diamonds, too.

how recent was that

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>manlet

My idea:

>Bristol
>with dirt

It was from this NBA season so sometime between November and the 500.

>Dega'
>with dirt

They did that once

The trucks that brought all the dirt fucked the local roads so bad they decided not to do it again

>Jimmie

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nice but

>watching the knisck or the nba when the Rongoos exist

>shill for 2 weeks about how 550hp tapered spacers are responsible for crazy 4 wide restarts
>niggas 4 wide every restart at a flat 1 mile without that faggotry

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unironically want jimmie to win

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how did they get it out?

You can tell he's concussed because Gimmie would never showboat that hard otherwise.

Makes sense

I was under the impression snapping axles at 140mph wasn't all that desirable either.

>They did that once

Yeah, for midgets. Let's put Cup cars out there

>The trucks that brought all the dirt fucked the local roads so bad they decided not to do it again

Fuck it, we'll build it somewhere else.

>full stands at a busch race

Are you trying to make me sad

Could a stock car run on a dirt track?

youtube.com/watch?v=boDtsUP8msY

These sure are some strange looking midgets

They should just race at Talladega every weekend.

Prove to me this would be a bad idea.

>implying the best redneck engineers in the sport couldn't make anything run on dirt

Unfortunately the soibois currently running the circuit would shit their pants the second their cars got dirty

K&N series has done it twice in the past few months and it's been good

Outlaws, whatever. Not Cup cars is the point.

I like martinsville

If they did I guarantee that would fix the tyre problem

I can go +10k miles on tires on my alero but these retards can't even make it 50

those are not outlaws, those are dirt late models

I'd need a liver transplant before July

What happens if a driver signs on with a NASCAR team to race in the cup but doesn't know how to drive stick?

Can they put an automatic in the car for him or will NASCAR deem it an unfair advantage (autos are faster then manuals)

Good to see that a cis normative person such as Jimmy Johnson is an ally to feminism.

I'D START RUNNIN

I can't tell if you're being unironic, the answer is that the driver learns stick

I didn't click on the video, I don't care. NOT CUP CARS IS THE POINT

That’s cool. I’ll have to check it out.

Spoiler: JJ wins

at least the commercials are better this year

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>implying JJ isn't gay

Based pasta
[spoiler]Teams can get a waiver for rookies and install a straight line semi-auto transmission box while they lean to drive stick[/spoiler]

How to fix NASCAR:
Go back to original points
Keep the following tracks:
Charlotte, Texas, Atlanta, Talladega,Richmond, Pocono, Daytona, Martinsville, Darlington,the fix Bristol to the way it used to be, Sears Point, Watkins Glenn.
>Bring back rockingham/North Wilkesboro
>Add Road America, Mid Ohio, and a couple other Road Courses.
>Somehow make it to where the cars are more even which allows Driver ability to be better shown rather than being on a good team
Finally, and this is a long shot, but
>bring back tobacco sponsors

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>slowman

showman kill

>showman

Tobacco sponsors the best point here

>Somehow make it to where the cars are more even which allows Driver ability to be better shown rather than being on a good team
Fuck that, this is top-level, not a developmental circuit

>Kyle Busch WILL win, we know that.

Interesting choice of words Mike.

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>Tony
*sips*
Now that's a bull.

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Here is who deserves to be at Hendrick

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that race was fun to watch even though it was short

the outlaws also ran it when it was covered in dirt

What track is this?

dillon about to get absolutely exposed

>4 straight image selects for traffic lights

Tobacco sponsorship is over

Reminder that R*ddit dislikes Byron because he's sponsored by Liberty University

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EIther Springfield state fairgrounds or DuQuoin state fairgrounds

>Richmond,
shit races for years

My favorite part about him is that he's obviously bad / his ride sucks but he manages to get at least 1 meme victory per year

something something broken clocks

anyone else remember when they had a bunch of elderly ex-drivers running late models at bristol and charlie glotzbach HEEMed larry pearson?

>Autism gets a Pit penalty
lel

JJ Yeley?

Belleville speedway when

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>adam alexander wasnt axed with TBS

Can firearm manufacturers sponsor in nascar?

christ I thought he was dead

woops i mean TNT***********

Obviously a photo of Chicagoland

can we PLEASE ammend this hand over the wall rule if it doesn't give the driver an unfair advantage jesus christ almighty

[the closer intensifies]

WATER
COOLER
DALE

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hey guys, I need a new laptop. What should I get?

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>tobacco sponsors

Literally illegal. They need to invest in new/local local tracks to get fans to races to personify actual racing

why do some of the cars have the bodywork by the exhaust stick out so much?

It's probably flared out from bouncing off the dogleg in the track.

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thinkpad now thats a laptop

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ahhh didnt think about that. think it adds any downforce?

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Should also improve aero

Lewis Hamilton would fucking dominate this "sport"

it's amazing he survived

youtube.com/watch?v=5DBt0JdUvvc

hey guys i'm hard for menard! xD

If it were flared out enough it would help with cornering. They used to do this years ago to the front fenders

You'd have to consult what constitutional legal battles are currently happening in a given state these days, I'm sure.

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unironically a used t480s, its thin light and the battery lasts me like 10 hours of heavy use when I'm at grad school

kevin, is that you?

get out

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WHY THE FUCK WONT MY DAD TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING WHEN ITS FUCKING 80 DEGREES WITH 80% HUMIDITY

i remember when the tire changers would knee the rear quarter panel during stops

weird flex but ok

Fuck no

The only thing they legal banned advertising for was for tobacco

Everything else is fair game

How come they dont use their blinkers when switching lanes?

>Chess

>CHESS
>AGAIN

But anyways, basically yes. I think only the redneck ass ones would ever advertise in such a mainstream place.

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>chase

fuck

>lelliot

>chess again

>carson a fucking inch from getting crashed into yet again
tip top lel

>that wobble

See, this is the NASCAR that needs to come back

Country boys using every trick in the book to get out there and win

Not soibois driving pretend open-wheel cars

What's weird? Some boomer sold me one on eBay hardly used, 16gb ram and 500gb ssd and all of the 5 year no questions asked warranty still intact for $900. With the specs it had it would have run me $1300+ on Lenovo's store. It was manufactured July 18 too.

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I probably should have remembered this one

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HAMLINS FAULT!!!!!!

-salty Elliott fans

Harvick wins lol.

> autism up 15

better than kwl

Been a long time since I drank cheap beer like Busch all day. Should do next yard work day.

THE KING AWAKENS

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RCR trying so hard this year, if only they were actually good.

rcr cars about to get fully exposed and booty blasted

Earl Barban is so comfy to hear on the radio

>stopped drinking 4 days ago
>haven’t been able to sleep since
>eyes closing during this race

I have found my new melatonin trigger

Do the race tracks have glory holes in the bathrooms?

It's not really exposed when you have no tires

Been there friend. Just enjoy it.

fontana does

harcuck btfo

>Cactus Cucked
>PREECED

>preece

nascar naps are comfy bro, let it take you

>preece

no they just use danica's holes

also, what the fuck is going on with the tires today

>rookie stripes cut around the Camaro logo
lmao murika

just woke up from mine and lemme tell you
i don't feel this refreshed even after a full night

Punished Suarez isn't fucking around.

christ, mcmurray literally looked like a child in that shot

this is true.

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Just get rid of both Waltrips, FOX

>Mexican getting a free pass
Imagine that.

Shannon's a tall girl.

its something to do with vortex theory im pretty sure. the V-waves or vortex waves merge with your brain waves for ultra comfy naps

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That woman is taller than that “man”

I love how NASCAR has le autistic pit crew rules so they can show instant replay rulings and 30000x zoom-ins of feet and white lines just like the NFL.

Nigger its a race car. Service it however the fuck you want.

lookin' good

At least give that manlet a box to stand on, it's just sad

Not any more

Agreed.

Just get rid of fox...their coverage is cancer. The drivers should punch the producers and bend over and spank all the bitches when they open their mouths out of turn. (((broadcasters))) are such faggots, shit's almost unwatchable.

I do this a lot, and in fact I just woke up

>he prefers NBC's coverage

has anyone nascar napped from the stands? i have done it at loudon and pocono.

Someone revive Benny.

Fontana is methville. It’s not even that close to LA. False advertising.

Are you deaf? How is that fucking possible?

lmao

ive passed out in the stands at loudon. at the garden too

i took a quick snooze at daytona couple weeks ago

I did it in an RV at dega

In my defense, I was very drunk

Vegas last year i napped a bit lel. i was really drunk though

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wear a scanner. listen to the soothing radio chatter. you'll fall right asleep.

thank you caution clock

you do realize a lot of people wear those large headphones to block most of the sound, right?

These MRN infield sections are cancerous I'd rather see rutledge

Preece's front right had about twice the camber it should have when it rejoined, that wreck was guaranteed

The wonders of human adaption. I could sleep through just about anything but top fuel dragsters and jets.

I fell asleep at the belle isle grand prix age 2

GIVE LARSON YOUR ENERGY

>he wears ear protection at races

PUSSY

based fucking larson jumps 6 spots in one lap before the caution hit

but for real what the fuck is wrong with the tires today, is it just the track running hot?

If you're used to racing, long green flag runs combined with the harmonics of the motors can be very soothing.

I fell asleep in a late model under a red flag for fluid cleanup. Fucking sleepy during these things when it's basically a guy with a mop.

i'm not saying that you mong, i'm explaining how people could fall asleep at races

>enjoys tinnitus

>2 tickets and a scanner for $99
This sport is okay sometimes

I napped waiting my turn for qualifying. The seats are comfy.

Jimmy tried to plow into the left rear of ANOTHER car.

What the fuck is his problem?

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I fell asleep and woke up in Michael Waltrip's RV with no recollection of how i got there

Track is hot but it's Phoenix Lmao.

Teams fiddling with the pressures/camber and etc, Goodyear even warned them before the race

In hindsight damn did McMurray need to retire

Already have it, love.

The Injimmiedator is not done yet JA

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Same.

shouldve worn some fucking ear pro my big brained friend

Somebody get DW a glass of water

ffn.tarahog1980.com/browse.php?type=categories&catid=39

Yall know what time it is.

It’s mainly from my tractor I think.

did you get gonorrhea too?

Well yer mum does put out.

DW is sundowning or something

Kyle Busch will NOT win this race
Kyle Busch will NOT win this race
Kyle Busch will NOT win this race

Post Natalie Decker pics. I need to fap.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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dw literally degrading on live tv

www.instagram.twitter.com

>Harvick 15th

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Engine in the 00 about to let go

Tony's also balls deep in Delana now as well

Damn, Blaney just doing that thing

he gone

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REDDIT BTFO

>take a massive, fiery and painful shit
>larson still hasn't crashed yet
so based

>Diredditteto blowing up

itll be alright bro. there is another phoenix race. plus we get the punished cactus king redemption arc, a cactus denied his kingdom.

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it's over, reddit

NOOOOOOO WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN REDDIT!

Blaney Five 0 gonna take it!

New bread or we just gonna chill here?

Kyle slowly catching up.

i like dibenedetto
however i don't like redditetto

kyle i catching him

KWL

kryle WILL get cucked

Suarez needs to go punch him in the Skittles.

95 is out again

Fuuuuck I am hard as the wall Dale Sr hit.

Kyle was just pretending to be slower.

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he's getting cucked rn
his wife is getting piped down in the rv

Blaney still saving or nah?

Kyle will have to fuel save at the end

Almirola wins lol

nah, we'll get a stenhouse caution

Who would wanna fuck that goblin?

The NASCAR house buy ad would be pretty good if it weren't for the Muppets-sounding shit they use as the music.

Going all out and looking for a caution because Kryle is pushing the issue. Only issue for Kryle is that he's short as well. Amirolla is in the good and Autism is saving.

huh, i never noticed larson switched from toyota this season

New thread just in case

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i actually love this performance of nessun dorma and watch it from time to time.