/hoc/

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who are the good guys today lads

i would say cgy, mtl, fla

shall'st

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proper on-time new:

hope calgary loses, but i'm pretty sure they're going to win.

u mad?
XD

ye u mad

>'troit
>caps
>pens
>flejms
>duckies

this is the thread

>Hoping a couple good lads leave a few "Tsarnaev Specials" around the areas where Toronto is gonna have their watch parties

Holy fuck shannon, you dont wanna incite violence now

ya seething?
ya stew?
ya boil?
ya brew?

Kitties
Caps
Flams
Ducks

Pens are the lesser evil

I blaze fat reefer, nah'm'takin'bout?

>Tsarnaev Specials
what's that

>Pens are the lesser evil
agree

Go sharks

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not quite sure why people don't understand that the knights are good guys tonight desu

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imagine being named after a Disney character
now imagine having a 3 letter last name

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the pressure cooker bombs

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>only BASED teams playing today

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Imagine your whole team is named after a Disney movie

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Has anyone seen my lighter? Haha

panthers are gay and stupid

that's why the most famous one is pink

shant be using the other sunbelt thread

Name a more kissable prospect

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>he *smokes* weed

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>unironically posting in a thread that was made 37 posts early
You people are dogshit.

don't like the ducks, but i like their 'rock the pond' song
>the miiiiiiiiiiiighty duuuuuuuuuuucks of anaheiiiiiim
>rock the pond!

>reeeee follow my tism

nevermind it was in my hand, lad

he looks like he started playing hockey because he wanted to take part in the hazing

They do need to go back to the ways of old desu

*derps*

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hehehehe

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>kitties
>caps
>pens
>knights
>ducks

/hoc/ more like /smokindoobies/

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oh shit i think i saw a cop, lads

>love /hoc/
>love doobies

Simple..

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Relax bro just act chill

While I love weed I had to give it up
And? Its legal

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it's cool man

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Only couple more months to summer lads

youtube.com/watch?v=STlGn9Nauoo

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shit dude spray some axe I cant get busted again my mom will flip

come smoke doobies on the lake with us, finland

fuck off degenerate druggies
/hoc/ is str8 edge

Love me hockey
Love me curling
Love me brews
Love me dope
Love Neil Young
Love The hip
Simple as

i don't drink or do drugs I just smoke that bomb ass kush homie

>being this mad
oh no no no no

for me, its getting baked and taking a hot shower w/ a shave

thoughts on April Wine?

youtube.com/watch?v=X3IA6pIVank
>mfw I have no Neil pictures

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post all your empty vodka bottles

>not having a cold shower beer

gonna watch hokkei tonight, lads

like to listen to them when I drive around in my Bricklin SV-1

Last time I seen them live was at the Burt. It was fucking based

good lad

This is NOT the thread
YES im seething

Hey,, ewe guise,

What is it that National Hockey League doesn't drug test for anymore???

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being gay

>on time thread is deleted
Gee, I wonder how much they pay to keep this place clean

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I WON YOU FAGGOT

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>thread pruned
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

Go to bed, your harshing are mellow
>bitch

>now you HAVE to post with us

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new janny already getting to work
hopefully he gets paid well

>the early thread survived
>the on time thread was pruned

This is why we need the outlaws back

not sure, Was wondering the same thing. Lots of work sure could require decent compensation for, no?

BOOM BITCH
JANNIED

Stay mad KEK

>the fag thread got shoah'd

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FUCK JANNIES

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post me the link for his Hot Pocket Fund, plz

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I don't want winter to end

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FUCK WEEBS

based boomer

What sport is she playing?

>jannies
>in charge of anything
I guess I have to post it again
>tfw 1st place

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for me its fuck florida and fuck anime

>implying the shorks won't inevitably fuck themselves over in the playoffs

>implying we even know what the finals is

doggy style

Half of those games are tomorrow

we do though
knights/bruins

Whoring, like every other women sport

For me it's Fuck: winter, daylight savings time, sandwiches, anime, Toronto, Albortia, sunbelters, Oceania, cricket, povertyball, single mothers, the elderly, the disabled, people that don't know how to skate, casual fans, tripfags, AND JANNIES AND N****RS

18+ board kiddos

Sup, mejico

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with the exception of sunbelters, this is a based list

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That's enough Sam. The next one gets reported.

Seriously, why is DST still a thing? It's a useless system from a bygone era.

>daylight savings time
I forgot again, but luckily my phone didn't

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FUCK YOU SUNBELT SHITTER

I'm the best poster in HOC and I'm not going to post until the next thread because this one is full of low quality anime faggots that don't know anything about hockey and I don't want to get aids

>the disabled

What is I told you I was injured in the military??
Some one pls get the jannies attention

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grow up and do cocaine like a fucking adult

thanks daniel

>HOC

*chuckles*

>91386851
t. his shit thread got deleted
>muh soldiers
deserved it desu

okay, daniel tosh

Do you pronounce it h-o-c as well?

it's pronounced "hawk"

I KNOW HAHAHAHA
>should have seen it comin lol

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dreamt of bulju last night
woke up hard as diamonds

more like cawk, get it? cuz ur a faggot

ive noticed this thread is worse than normal too. I assume most good posters have family and friends that love them so they're busy right now.

join us in r/hocgeneral

>/iceboxing/

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i wasn't a faggot when i stuck my cawk in your mom last night hahahaha got eem

Hock

right here lad, just taking a step back and observing things today....Ive been compiling some great ideas for posts so stay tuned for that later on today

the good posters are still helping at their churches give back to the community.

business idea
infect your computers with a virus that makes them short circuit and electrocute you all to death

>SJS @ BOS
u wot

Bye felicia, let the door hit your ass on the way out

I'm ready

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So what are you doing here BITCH?

FUCK THE SUN-BELT
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
FUCK THE SUN-BELT
*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

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These posters are beta relocanes FAGGOTS

Its 2pm at the earliest. Church and after church is over

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Hoping ted's dad is having a good sunday afternoon

Good to hear it boys
There's a reason they don't love you

INHAAAAAAAAAAAALES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>RAGS

It's still morning in Hawaii

just because service is over doesnt mean you stop caring.

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Name 1 Hawaii hoc poster

No but it does mean you can go home and shitpost on /hoc/

Answer the question you projecting LOSER

a lotta hotheads here today

Me

Amen brother

Gonna need a time stamped ID

As.usual the sunbelt betas get butthurt about everything

Physically I'm in Canada supporting the Jets. Mentally I'm on an undisclosable island somewhere in the tropics surrounded by the smooth sexy caramel chicas feeding me pineapple, rum, and raw meat; also supporting the Jets

>not lighting a J with the pastor and BSing about /hoc/ and God

He's pretty busy.... ... God I mean... not the pastor,although has notes and such to file, phone calls to make
>life of a Chaplain

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Gonna need you to learn something about hockey first fucking FAGGOT

Kind of based, sam

Watching a curling show on Netflix lads

going to watch wwe FASTLANE and hockey today lads

Mandrama OUT

Shall we do another /hoc/ thread on Yea Forums like the rumble

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>snowbelt:REEEEEEEEEE REEEEE REEEEE
>also snowbelt: why is everyone reeeing
That's what I thought you non Hawaiian nigger

>he doesn't watch wrestling
what a faggot lmao

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lol fastlane is garbage like most shows, we can do one for wrestlemania

*surveys the room*
*ahem*
*looks to his left*
*looks to his right*
*winks*
*360 backflip spins to a dab*

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It’s not a strong card at all

>watching oiled up men grapple
Utter faggotry

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You forgot
>rags

wrestlemania isn't looking good either, they have hardly any feuds going into it and the biggest one is women cringe

it's not fag pride day go away

Name a bigger choker than Brad Jacobs. I'll wait

>just chugs a little bit of Tussin
I hate the flu
hate being sick

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>Hey guise we made jumping on the bed a sport lol

me

>not delysm
used to drink that to get fucked up. shits delicious.

Same, i got a bad case of sugma

lotsa potheads too lmao

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Only 327 more shitposts til we get a good thread

At least use a VPN m8

>fan of greased up men pretending to fight calling anyone dumb

stay mad loser

I hear that's curable with a teaspoon of fromunda cheese

I didn’t make the other one I just happen to find this one extremely gay and early

What's a "my balls"

watching fake wrestling as an adult is the same tier as playing nintendo games as an adult

His statement is still true

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Why do they hate binlan?

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No, it's worse by miles

playing any video games as an adult*

For me it's hockey and the brier since fastlane is a glorified house show and WWE is corny as fuck. GCW MDK ALL FUCKING DAY

Business idea: let Finland make the next thread
ps LOVE Finland

based retarded and incorrect avalanche lad

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what if i want to be like laine tho?

Bonaqua

you're not

im gonna make another early thread just for lols

>stop liking what I dont like
People who do this are worse than anything else desu.

imagine what bulju is up to right now

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that’s all I ever think about

probably waiting for the fastlane preshow to start in an hour

Who should I pick boys? I made 30 bucks off of the sharks first period yesterday.

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then why did you just do it

Ima guess eating boogers with his tongue

Liking wwe as an adapt is equivalent to liking my little pony as an adult

Professional Wrestling is for manbabies

I didn't

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>stop saying what I don't like

do it. then the janny will delete the better, on time thread again.

To be fair you need to have a high iq to enjoy pro wrestling

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
eternally btfo
keep crying
faggot loser

Imagine the stench he's leaving behind

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That's not what I said at all m8
Pretty fucking based desu

I didnt say stop liking it either I just said it's the same tier as sweaty man drama but your nigger ass said that

>reee why do you like what I don't

For me, it’s Cody Lane in the “Blue Room”

Liking things are tiered tho. Some people like them some people dont. Like x doesnt make you any better than liking y

Just packed another bowl, who wants greens?

Dude I actually went and watched it and lost my boner because it's just her screaming and a bunch of dudes being faggots. Fuck you.

Liking literally anything else in the world > liking anime though

I'm sure you play very mature video games user and watching sweaty man drama makes you super smart too

>Yea Forums raiding /hoc/

I like it... what does it do?

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Yes it does. Wrestling is for faggots, kids, and manchildren

Only if they're collared

Why hasn't Finland ever won anything of note in hockey? They're comparable in size to Sweden and yet Sweden has been exponentially superior to Finland in every hockey metric. Finland is objectively inferior to Sweden and has never produced a world class talent when compared to the best players in the world. The entire country is such a joke.

Yea Forums isn't raiding and you wouldn't want them to

hello friends, where is the best ice?

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>reee stop liking things because I dont
Thank you for volunteering yourself as the biggest fag in /hoc/
Finland :^DDD

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Why do you keep posting this? Every time everyone just tells you Sweden has double the population

Yea Forums can't even raid each others waifu threads

At the curling club

>b-but teemu selanne is one of the top 300 players a-all-t-time
Wow congrats you fucking finish FAGGOTS

...

>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%

>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%

>Audio:
vocaroo.com/i/s1p3ueVKSNYE

Yeah I'd move to Sweden too if I was a Finnish loser looking for a better life. Thanks for proving my point.

Which are you, faggot, child, or manchild?

>wah finlan badddd XD
>Gretzky was a Kurri babby
Explain

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Honestly you could replace Finland with the USA in this

yes it does. I like the Jets and that makes me better than you

Hainsey is officially ELITE

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______ is for ______

I never said I liked any of them. Just that you are a humongous faggot

Iceland
think about it

wrasslin
faggots

Jimmy Buffett
Beach Chads

all da bitches
me

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gulf stream

fucking hell the attendance is brutal in sunrise, just move them to paris or london

snowbelt
lovers

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You agree that wrestling is gay then, right?

Aw yeah buddy we need way more Elias "Basically McJesus but better" Pettersson up in this thread, all that animal does is butters perfect passes, pops bottles pops pussies so keep your finger on that lamp light limpdick cause the forecast is goals.

Fuck your cookie jar and your water bottles, you better get quality rubbermaids bud cause she's gonna spend a lot of time hitting the fucking ice if Elias has anything to say about it. Blistering Wristers or fat clappers, this fuckin guy can't be stopped.

If I had a choice of one attack to use to kill Hitler I would choose a Pettersson snipe from the top of the circle because you fucking know his evil dome would be bouncing off the end boards after that puck is loosed like lightning from the blade of God's own CCM. I'd just pick up the phone and call Elias Pettersson at 1-800-TOP-TITS where he can be found earning his living at the back of the goddamn net. The world record for a recorded sniper kill is 3,540m, but that's only because nobody has asked ya boi Pettersson to rip any wristers at ISIS yet.

If i had three wishes, the first would be to live forever, the second would be for Elias Pettersson to live forever, and the third would be for Elias to plant one right on my cheek

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For me it’s watching mid to late 90s WCW

for me its WRC from the same time period

youtube.com/watch?v=TAGbrM-MMRk

just got the script from gary lads, don't let it leave this thread

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I am THINKING about SAYING IT

Looks like Mordor brings home the cup, what the fuck is wrong with their faces

I like you, fingol

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Niggers
Farm equipment

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Shit, this was meant for

I can't find Schieffle in that gay image. Was he on injured reserve for being too gay or what?

might make a post on Yea Forums, lads

Based

retardinho

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he should be there

Nah it's a show.

>das it mane
was does this translate to in a real language?

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was group b the peak of motorsport?

THIS IS THE SCHEDULE! FINALLY

based

That's what I thought, you're a wrestling fan and therefore a faggot, child, or manchild

I dedicate this song to Kippkipp
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwkej79U3ek

I broke my ankle a few years ago and today just sprained the same ankle and one day I hope I’m killed by this same cursed ankle

who took a video of me?

You are assuming quite a bit. It's also ironic that you call me a man child while still assuming the world only operates in absolutes. Again I dont like wrestling and you are a faggot.

When you're ready to go, go hiking in the Grand Canyon

Your seattle green goblins

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If you don't like wrestling why are you defending it? I'm guessing youre a low iq manchild

vocaroo.com/i/s0QIFjxJcxu5

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Shall go to a yotes game first

Based

I'm not defending it in particular. I'm calling you a faggot for being a faggot who gets mad that people like things he doesn't. Which,you are.

Ok so you agree that wrestling is for complete failures or homosexuals then right?
The only mad one here is you m8

>reeeeee
>no u mad

based

kino

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>faggot faggot faggot rrreeeeeeee
Stay upset, manchild

what film is that again?

Tombstone

This is the face of the guy calling you a faggot for not liking his sweaty man soap opera

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I’m your Huckleberry

thinking about a word that starts with N

Both of you shut the fuck up

Imagine having a father who wasn’t in prison or a biker gang that has tattoos
cringe

getting rippity ripped

I can smell the white trash on you from here

no wonder you turned out so retarded

the shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree

>no u manchild
>me no man child
>why you like what gronk no like

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I spent a night in jail and have two tattoos

gamer tattoo-havers seething

havent been to jail but i did receive more than 3 bans during the summer for dabbing on jannies

>he no like fagdrama
>I call him faggot

Same

*flosses*

>tfw the same gimmick you’ve been posting for months in /hoc/ without issue lands you an immediate lengthy ban posted in /cric/ once

>only a little over 3 months until no hockey
Where did the winter go bros

Aside from hockey, the winter is kind of gay tbqhwyf

>snow on the ground yesterday
>60 today

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I've never been to jail but I've been permabanned twice :)

>maxime legace has been called up to vegas
subban and legace? we're fucked tonight lads. fleury is either kill, or his wife is about to give birth

>moving the goalposts
No one ever said you had to like man drama. I dont even watch it.

>>>/cric/

THE KITTIES CAN DO IT

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Do what? Make a strong last minute push and just barely miss the playoffs?

Wrestling is dumb. It's like porn with really bad actors

>snow
>in spring
must be miserable being scared of the sun

Winters incredibly fucking gay and other than work and hockey there is 0 (Zero) reason to leave the house between mid November and mid April

>no good hockey until friday
fucking ass burgers

Not a cloud in the sky right now my obese friend

You don't watch it yet you are literally seething at people making fun of it.
Ŕrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee

snowmobiling, skiing, ice skating, having a fire outside and roasting hotdogs on the open flame,
winter is the best

>tfw i made the successful early thread
>tfw i initially brought up wwe's fastlane
i deserve an award for all of this seething i've caused lads

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Shoveling, icy roads, paying for heat, being stuck indoors, going to work in the snow
Winter is the worst

Sounds like you have a shitty attitude and no friends

i don't mind any of that stuff 2bh

Seadooing, boating, sailing, water skiing, tubing, street hockey, beach volleyball, tossing the ball around, running outdoors, block partys, corn hole, fresh fruit, barbecuing
Summers the best

91389493
shall be heeming this poster

i’m not black

>implying you do any of this in Calgary

he based

>mfw I dont have to worry about any of that gay shit

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*evacuates*

I'd rather live in the snowbelt and hate a third of the year than be s*nb*lt scum

>jetski
youtu.be/QmW-gMWci1o

yeah, his posts seem a bit off topic, also could be considered trolling outside of Yea Forums

I'm literally calling you a faggot for being a faggot. Stay mad faggot.

Just mosquitos, meth heads, old fags, hurricanes, swamp dwellers, gun lunatics, school shootings, pill junkies, nogs.
Must be paradise

Wings closing in on that #1 pick.

are the Panthers secretly elite?

I love living in the snowbelt, but I also love the arrogance of humanity to build an ice-rink in fucking Florida

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you’re all a bunch of jerks

boo hoo someone doesn't like my gay soaps
better prove him righ that i am an angry manchild by repeating faggot over and over

this year and last year, the've gone on a meaningless run at the end of the season

Gee Florida, how come Gary let's you have TWO Ice Rinks?

Shit goalies
Shit defence
Elite forwards
Shit coach

>mad
>at me

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come here and say that to my face

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I would, but I don't feel like getting addicted to meth from breathing the air in this lifetime

>reeeee why you like I what I no like

>mfw USA daylight saving switch 3 months before Finland
>mfw for three weeks NHL schedule will be much better for me

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>being stuck indoors

But this is the comfiest of comfy.

3 weeks*

So you admit you like wrestling finally.
Pretty easy to defeat a low iq wrestling fan, but a win is a win.

>florida taking stupid penalties and trying to ruin montembeabaults shutout attempt against fucking detroit
why

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I hate everything he loves, including his wife

'ate wrastlin'
'ove 'ockey
simple as

Florida is not a team where you get shutouts. It's always goals galore for both teams.

I can see by the head count, that we're all here and survived yet another week. What's on your mind gents, what'll you have?

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I prefer not to step foot in your state or lay eyes upon your face
>desu

if any sum bitch spoils the fastlane results while i'm watching hockey, i'll fucking give em a stunner

the kitties are masters at blowing leads

Theres even snow on the peaks around the bay area and its 60+ at sea level

Double white rum and coke, extra slice of lime

I’ll have a Yuengling. I’ve been thinking about multipuck

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Is RNH worth his contract? How well would he do playing on a good team?

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>multipuck

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>What's on your mind gents
The overwhelming pointlessness of it all
>what'll you have?
Lagavulin 16 with two ice cubes

I fapped after peeing and now my weiner stings

I wish I went to college, maybe I would have friends, a girlfriend, and a job I don't hate
Give me whatever is cheapest and can get me the most shitfaced in the shortest amount of time
A toast to hockey, lads.

That happens to me when I should have peed but didn't

I got retarded last night just get me an ice cold bottle of Budweiser

I went to college and I hate my job
I'm also lazy and directionless so there you go

20

Yes
Ppg
He's an elite 2c

rnh never really lived up to 1st overall. hes not a total bust, but hes like top6 on a decent team, not a really a top line forward. he makes the same as jordan eberle but scores way less than he does. eberle managed a 30goal season while on the soilers, rnh hasnt yet.

as soon as Earl refills the fucking ice, you got it friend

just irritation friend, no worries. Just take it easy on the grip and number of times a day

It never too late to set a goal and get it m8, seriously. I have some Mad Dog 2020 around here somewhere.

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Ahhhahahaha

Sharks

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If Zach Astin-Reese married Ryan Nugent-Hopkins sister what would their kids last name be?

Oh man I can't wait to hear the South Florida Honda Dealers Intermission Report!

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>florida can get within 7 points again if they win today
this fucking team, show some consistency damnit

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Holy fuck its 3:45pm? Ill take a double tall caesar extra muddy

>Americans can post on /hoc/ 3 years before they can buy beer

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the kitties will win

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canucks sign quinn hughes

nhl.com/canucks/news/vancouver-canucks-quinn-hughes/c-305655364

>signing twinks
When will this meme end

wow it's fucking nothing

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That's a comfy cat

im drinking christian brothers

Please respond

Nope.jpg you have been getting your ass handed to you at every turn. It's why you must continue feeding me (you)s and repeating the same cycle over and over while I stand on the one single point this whole time.
>reee why everybody not the same as me
>I'm going to be a huge faggot about it

>5-10, 170-pound

Tailgating at hockey games, Y/N?

ARRN

Ukko-Pekka

N
how would you be able to follow the subtle intricacies of the game while under the influence?

Yes
Casual fag

wtf does that mean

sunbelt niggers like to eat and drink in the parking lot outside the arena all day before the game starts.

t. yells "shoot" on the pp

why is Calgary so firmly stuck in your head? we do all that summer stuff here, and if you like boating you go to the lake.

What do they eat

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Why would you do that? I mean, you have a ticket and nobody will take your place.

Anything that can be both cooked and served out of foil. It's pretty based

for me, it's announcing "TV timeout" when there is a tv timeout

They chug tremendous amounts of cum

Literal trash I wouldn't feed an inmate

I'm fuckin blitzed lads

You've already lost m8. You admitted you cant follow the game even if slightly tipsy.

burnt hot dogs

does laine play fighting games like street fighter or tekken or does he only play zoomershooters?

Zachray got btfo lol

Or deep fried

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Turn on the network and watch Fastlane user

Listening to the jets game.
In the video game room so I can play Chel or in the kitchen so I don't have to keep leaving to pour a drink?

What did she see?

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anyone else doing laundry?

For me, its yelling "he missed it" no matter what sport is on

My dick

right here la

I need to but I don’t want to miss a single second of Fastlane

"Helo, want suck fuck dick?"

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it's sunday. of course

A crack rock

t. doesn't understand sarcasm

for me its ignoring tripfags no matter the circumstances

this will be the worst slaughter committed by canadians in dc since we burned down the white house in 1814

should make a new thread soon

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

already done and put away

if you are able to hear “true north” chants in your barn you have a cuck team

'no'

I really don't know how nhl his didn't see his low iq before he was drafted. His eyes are like an animals, there is clearly no intelligence there

nice

I've never listened to O Canada in my life, I mute my television whenever it is sung
God Bless America

do you think flames fans yell "see" and "red" down in the states?

you kneel down during your anthem?

For me it’s removing my hat and putting my hand on my heart

>implying edmonton has scouts
>implying edmonton doesn't draft from the ISS rankings

>not singing "in all thy sons command" with your Canadian brethren

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Ok, this is based

>I was only pretending to be retarded
Ok m8 ;^D

pretty sure thats how the bingbings add to their prospect graveyard too

>in all thy sòy command

ive heard it in every away game. i think its pretty cringe

>wings

which team has the most based jerseys

some folks are born, MAAAAADDE to wave the FLAAG. OOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUE

Red wings for sure, although a bit commie color

Flyers

for me it's yelling "FUCK THE (visiting team)" during the anthems

The Deutches Reich

>Sam
OH NO NO NO NO NO

det är skön.t

my team obviously

>tfw don't cheer for the home team so the only games i go to are to see the away team

>we

>we
>and they lost the war

>don't cheer for the home team
how does it feel to be the biggest fag in the whole world

all star plastic jerseys

for me, it's yelling "hey x team" and the rest of the arena scream back "you suck" BEFORE the anthem

At least the leafs can look forward to dumping dudeweed man this year

Based

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how do you like them beaver tails, yank

Let’s play a game
I fucking hate the stars
My team has a bright future
Not in playoff position
Very painful season
What team am I a fan of?

you dumb faggots stole that from us.

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which team has the worst jerseys

>kitties gonna win
>will be 7 points out of wc spot again
why do they keep raising our hopes up

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Who's >us? The retards?

whatever your team is

>invaded canada multiple times
>beaten back across the border every time by militia
about as big of a win as vietnam

buffalo
and the future isnt that bright

I see Americans are still committed to deluding themselves that my ancestors didnt burn down the white house

Ladies and gentlemen top-3 centers of Finnish Olympic team:

Kakko
Barkov
Aho

Mmmm any red/blue jersey probably >rags

Wild
I though kukko was a winger

about damn time

That was the British and they still lost the war.

jdimsa

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which line bulju is playing?

Your ancestors are from Godless Red China

still nowhere near
>crosby
>mcmeme
>me

>leaf flag
>didn't exist 2 centuries ago
what did leaffag mean by this?

Vancouver.

With Aho of course

>US Army
>destroys bongs in Ontario
>"beaten back"
what did leaffag mean by this?

before Canada existed we were a british colony, a colony that burnt down your white house lmao

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

AHHHH THE FUCKING SUN WONT GO DOWN PLEASE GO THE FUCK DOWN SOON I FUCKIG HATE GAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME

My ancestors burned your white house down.
Here's a handy historically accurate song to help you. youtu.be/WVC677-YmfM

>Still lost the war
>wasnt your ancestors

And the Whitehouse burned burned burned, and we're the ones that did it
And it burned burned burned while the president ran and cried

arguing retards itt

the colonies were established in the early 1500s you historylet

>US at war with bongs
>leafs don't even exist
>"We did blah blah blah..."
what did leaffag mean by this?

Umm actually sweaty I am an old stock Canadian, my relatives burned down your black house

nothing worse that history autists sperging out

...

great song and historically accurate too

WHERE'S THE NEW THREAD EGGMAN

Make a thread I’ve got a five star image to share

>white people in canada didn't exist until a piece of paper was written in the 1800s
lmaoing at your cognitive dissonance

>Americans destroy Toronto
>bongs cry like bitches
>attack Washington in revenge
>leafs nowhere to be found because they don't even exist
>leaffag yelps about historylets
what did leaffag mean by this?

Stay mad
Can't wait until it's light out at 10:30

>seething leaffag

Your ancestors shat on the streets of Bangalore

our flag was the union jack until the 50s. you can say it was the british that burnt down the white house BUT THAT WAS US YOU RETARD WE WERE A BRITISH COLONY AND WE BURNT YOUR WHITEHOUSE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek'd

>kitties 7 points out of playoffs now
CMOON GET UP YOU CAN DO IT
youtube.com/watch?v=4KlSuGNt8e4

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lmao they're working that vince has dementia

deep fried oreos are great