>fiorentini will unironically defend muh halcio historiho
James Allen
Lads I want to buy shit from amazon without paying. How can I do it? I think I consumed the refund meme
Connor Thompson
chance of a recall for ?
Ian Cruz
Cor cazzo
Kayden Nguyen
Easy to do that when Conti has only played like 2 full games(well not even that since he was subbed in the 60th minute or so last match). The fact that Conti has more assists despite only playling like 300 minutes or so should be embarrassing for Calamerda tho.
No chance for anyone on our team to ever win that battle tho.
>Giallozozzi in charge of humor
Luis Ortiz
he's retired from the national team, if he wanted to come back he'd be welcome any time
They choke again, they won't catch Juve and they may lose 2nd place to Milan, what else is there to say?
Lincoln Jones
Nobody cares, not even the customers. Also 90% of the past thread was the retard shilling Conti
Noah Smith
I have a Berardi kit I still wear.
Jaxson Lewis
Milan discuss about Conti or Calabria meanwhile Lazio line up fucking PATRIC, let's talk about that
Dominic Lopez
They finally accepted they cannot win scudetto anymore and are just focused on EL (inb4 they'll lose 4-0 against Salzburg since their defense is disqualified)
i really hate managing in italy, there's just so many things fucked up in that league/country
Logan Torres
Reminder that stuff like this wouldn't have happened if we still owned Indonesia
Julian Jenkins
*dives* *lies* *cries*
Isaiah Morales
I don't know what happened but I snuck into the Europa league my first season with them. Sold Simeone and gambled on Balotelli because it's FM. I finished 2nd in the league and won the Europa league with Fiorentina. I keep telling Chiesa and Milenkovic to fuckoff and they can't leave. The team is playing out of their minds I'm having a lot of fun.
Romagnoli better keeping goals out, Bonucci helps a lot more with the attack.
Ryder Carter
I'd go with Bonucci over Romagnoli, at least until Chiellini retires. At the left instead of Emerson/Biraghi I prefer Spinazzola, I think he's goat
Benjamin Rodriguez
Muriel scored
Adam Myers
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Jason Cooper
Immobile always plays like shit with the NT, i don't know why >Do people seriously rate Romagnoli over Bonucci? yes, Bonucci can't defend he's only good at meme long balls
Oliver Davis
?
Anthony Nguyen
what happened to the Milinkovic Savic that last year looked like he was worth 100 million euros?
Blake Anderson
Based Nutellino
Ryder Cook
After Piatek, Muriel is the best winter-purchase in this season.
Don't @ me
Benjamin Jones
Well against Finland and Lichtenstein, Italy will expect to attack.
Spinazzola is decent yeah but I think he needs more game time. Emerson seems to finally be getting minutes at Chelsea.
>that yellow Orsato is the most brainlet referee in existence
Joshua Garcia
How do you even get fat living in a warzone?
Colton Edwards
no we wren't. Conti hasn't scored this season or the other anyway Chad Calabria: 2 goals 4 assist in the last 2 seasons Virgin Conti: 0 goals 3 assist at Milan
Xavier Edwards
Think he walks at 85 kg though. r u fat
Levi Martinez
>1.85x70 Bros...
Xavier Baker
Balo is gonna take Marseille to Champions, isn’t he?
Christopher Robinson
Atalanta and Torino will end up higher than Lazio and Fiorentina
>Nzonzi is 196 and only weighs 75 kilos What the hell? These football players make you feel like a fat fuck.
Also googled N'zonzi and apparently he's a bit taller than Dollar.
Leo Diaz
>How do you even get fat? By eating Shawarma , lots of Shawarmas. Also my town is surrounded by the wall, so there are no places to go on foot. >warzone? The west bank is much safer than most of Europe atm, even the europeans I met told me that. are you asking me?
i'm 177 and 67 how skinny are you? here >Veltroni wut
Gabriel Howard
Yeah, Based heavyweight serb. Cute.
Luis Morris
188 and I believe 93kg...somewhere around 90 to 93 anyways, haven't checked my weight in a long time.
Hunter Garcia
>The west bank is much safer than most of Europe atm (x) doubt.jpg
Anthony Baker
>*reads /pol/ once*
Charles Young
id post but i dont wanna get bullied for using feet and pounds
Anthony Nguyen
How do i get taller if i'm still in puberty?
Thomas Nguyen
>He counts the previous season for Calabria when Conti was injured >Conti still has as many assists kek
Blake James
I'm the same as you but I'm starting to develop belly fat, I think I should stop being a neet but can't do anything
Jaxson Perez
no I'm just bulking don't mention that retarded board here
Brody Cook
not having glass knees is a fundamental skill
Noah Fisher
he made yet another movie and has plugged it pretty much everywhere lately
Connor Ramirez
someone bring those quints here
Aiden Green
Stop masturbating and go nuts on calcium (milk and other dairy)
Parker Garcia
When I was a kid I remember you could always see my chest bones, now I guess I just look regular skinny especially in the arms. It's not that I don't eat, I actually eat a lot, it's just my body or my metabolism.
Maybe if I started working out I would look like a normal manlet
Inter didn't play terribly today considering half the squad was out, even if the opponent was >arse et labor. Asa is fat and dumb but at least as a winger he doesn't make dumb mistakes in defence, the discount Cancelo is ok and Lautaro is cool. Considering BBilan still has some problems and that our defence is better than Chievo's, Sassuolo's and Empoli's maybe there's a glimmer of hope if Radja comes back.
Jaxson Allen
It's hard to feel like an adult when you don't look like an adult.I know about growth plates and don't call me retarded but not knowing much about how human body works, I was thinking because I'm still young and because I fucked up not sleeping a single night all my puberty, maybe my growth plates are not closed and I have a couple inches in me.I guess I will drink milk, sleep good and do some stretching exercises and then in summer go check my growth plates.
If they are closed then I can buy clothes that fits perfectly instead of one size up.It's the hope that kills you :/
Anthony Miller
go running / sprinting, it makes your brain release HGH
Bentley Johnson
it's hilarious how the only player at Inter capable of crossing and not hitting the first post/nearest man is fucking Cedric
Alexander Campbell
Don't worry, I'm almost 24 and still look like a teen. Growing a beard might help a little but it's all just genetics
Asher Walker
189cm and last week my weight was 58.8kg, am I going to disappear lads?
>A livid Gasperini, ordered from the touchline at Sampdoria's Luigi Ferraris stadium for protesting about a penalty awarded to the home side, reported afterwards that, as he walked down the tunnel, Sampdoria club secretary Massimo Ienca was in his way.
>"I know Ienca well, he was in front of me and blocking the passageway. I just nudged him aside," Gasperini told the post-match press conference. "That is what happened -- the rest is just a big song and dance."
Nothing special, just a bit of singing and dancing between the lads
Why italian clubs and posters and /seriea/ are so irrelevant to board culture? Call me egocentric but I'd like more banter, anglos seem not to care about us. I like being in the spotlight, they don't even make jokes about our flag.
Grayson Roberts
>baggio is from veneto other regions btfo finally I can be proud of my roots
/seriea/ memes are like opera, you need to be little bit brainy to understand it and that's why it's wasted on the common masses.
>everyone on Yea Forums is over 180cm This the chad football league after all, guy like Rugani, Sturaro, Icardi and Romagnoli really make things happen
-there are few Italian posters -most of them only watch/post in Serie A -JUVEINSLOL -this board is mainly anglos and customers they follow almost exclusively EPL/La Liga (south americans) -Juve aside Italian teams have been largely irrelevant in Europe
Still Italian football/posters has never been this relevant on the board since i started browsing in 2012, mostly thanks to TSU and Piggy/Sarri/Jorginho in EPL. Also Serie A has become almost eternal while some years ago there weren't even game thread big games aside.
Xavier Morales
the players don't have personality. it's just like La Liga. People talked about RM and barça but they didn't give a fuck about the other 18 teams except for the odd season where atletico madrid managed to be slightly relevant
Dominic Cooper
>anglos seem not to care about us there's at least one brit that shows up every time an italian team loses in CL
Ian Kelly
>anglos seem not to care about us And that's a good thing!
Michael Edwards
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Julian White
Yea Forums doesn't have much board culture. Even a remotely big club losing a match followed by 25 threads with "F", ">exposed", "official Laugh at [insert club/player name] thread" etc is barely anything I'd call culture. In fact I'd go as far to say that Yea Forums is alongside Yea Forums one of the two boards on Yea Forums that is the farthest away from the level of expertise and genuine interest on nooks and crannies on its topic than you would expect. I don't know if I conveyed that properly but Yea Forums is indeed the best analogy and direct comparison to Yea Forums, open its catalog and at any moment 99% of the threads are capeshit, porn and actress threads.
I also very much appreciate the low level of banter here because a lot of people are painfully unoriginal and unfunny, while the other half likes to dish it but can't take it.
This is also true, at least for me. I only browse these threads here, other than an odd CL match thread now and then.
>I also very much appreciate the low level of banter here because a lot of people are painfully unoriginal and unfunny, while the other half likes to dish it but can't take it.
I meant Yea Forums in general, not you fras
Joshua Butler
180cm is nothing in the Balkans. It's manlet-tier.
Justin Turner
>mosquitos in March Fuck this gay Earth
Mason Hernandez
i have been getting mosquitos for almost 2 months alredy and i still had them in ealry november >that Pianura Padana feel
>In fact I'd go as far to say that Yea Forums is alongside Yea Forums one of the two boards on Yea Forums that is the farthest away from the level of expertise and genuine interest on nooks and crannies on its topic than you would expect. I don't know if I conveyed that properly but Yea Forums is indeed the best analogy and direct comparison to Yea Forums, open its catalog and at any moment 99% of the threads are capeshit, porn and actress threads
this is spot on although the sopranos and mad men threads are usually kino along with the occasional niche film thread
Because these threads are too comfy, for better or for worse. Can't be relevant to the board culture without getting your hands a bit dirty.
Evan Reyes
180cm and 68kg. aiming for 70kg for peak lean but not complete skelly mode
Owen Thompson
>snowstorm in march
be glad for what you have, luigi
Jeremiah Edwards
Bumperino
Levi Brown
>sleet at 4 degrees that freezes overnight every week from november to march I'd fucking love a good snowstorm
John Flores
>snowy warm winter with temp never going lower than -25 at daytime now going into sunny spring Best winter in years
Robert Bell
I would argue that Yea Forums having little "culture" is what keeps it from being shit. Having one means having an army of neets with the expertise and the time to dish out fresh memes only in exchange for (You)s, and those people are usually insufferable. I don't know if it's because we talk about a "normie" thing like sports but the level of autism and edgyness on this board are among the lowest in fast boards on this site. I used to browse /tg/ because I like Magic and TTRPGs but frankly nowadays EVERY thread gets derailed by fat nerds complaining about women and niggers and you can't have a discussion about anything. On Yea Forums the banter is great, it flows aplenty but it's light-hearted, generally way less bitter than on other boards,expecially flag ones. Also its competitors are forums and footy themed Facebook groups, and those are the most retarded places on the internet, the chat posts whenever Roma blunders are just a taste. I like my /seriea/, even if now that it's almost eternal we get a certain poster shitting up every thread with 50+ shitposts.
Jose Rivera
Ciao /seriea/. I hope you're ready for the match that will jumpstart my GOAT career
it only seems eternal because of mid-week games and because overall the threads got slower with a bit less posters it became the norm to stop posting when your team is performing like shit unfortunately
Eh if kluivert plays it means he'll stick with a 4-2-3-1 for now. Ranieri doesn't play a 4-4-2 with wingers but a diamond midfield. Truth is nobody knows what he'll do because everyone's either dead or disqualified. Also there's a slight chance Olsen will get benched
Andrew Cook
>Olsen; Florenzi, Juan Jesus, Marcano, Santon the absolute STATE of this defense holy shit
Tyler Bennett
Average height in the ex-yu countries and Netherlands for men is >180 cm fra.
Andrew Morales
Ranieri said he will play with two strikers in his press conference tho
>There is optimism that Gattuso won’t be suspended for the derby as the Chievo-Milan report did not mention any offenses towards the match officials. The quarrel was between him and Chievo’s Meggiorini and they made peace with each other after the game [GdS]
Kayden Rogers
Is there a job you can find that doesn't need you to have anything higher than a diploma and it requires minimum (if not any at all) contact with other people? Like something even a monkey could do
Caleb Watson
anything in a factory
Jeremiah Davis
Good luck finding a boomet about to go into retirement so you can replace him without "MUH LAUREA" and "MUH ESPERIENZA"
Perisic-Keita-Politano Borja-Skriniar-Vecino D'ambrosio-Froggy-De Vrij-Cedric You could also keep Skriniar in defence with a 3-4-3 but then you would play with a 3 piece defence and D'ambrosio already proved to be a terrible winger. I hope the Primavera kids are good.
I know you are right but let me hope to at least ditch fucking Nike once and for all Can't wait for everyone to laugh at the Derby anniversary kit abortion
You may find work in a library, a friend of mine that hates human contact and didn't go to uni worked there for a while and said it was the best job he had found yet
Luis Richardson
Lmao fucking based
Noah Flores
Over here you need a degree for that. Truly terrifying timeline for those who fucked up their education
Ian Garcia
>Truly terrifying timeline for those who fucked up their education *dabs*
Elijah White
A degree to put books back on the shelves. Fucking incredible.
Evan Taylor
Based.
Jordan Thompson
172cm and 60kg here
Noah Hall
Congrats, you're the shortest user in this thread.
Courier? You'd have to call the client and say hello to them when you make a delivery, but there's no meaningful interaction so you don't have to actually utilize your brain when you speak to them and you're on the road most of the time so you don't have to interact with people in your workplace. Delivering stuff in your neigbourhood is not great because if you're covering small territory so you'll have to make more deliveries and talk to more people. It's more optimal to deliver stuff all over the city so have less deliveries and more road time. Finally, in a car you'd feel more isolated, but you'll have to actually concentrate on driving it without crashing. Foot courier you can just do on autopilot and spend time thinking while you're walking around. So both have things going for them. But the most isolated work is guarding something at night. When you're alone at a warehouse through the whole shift.
Tyler Reyes
lots of meaningful interactions when you're in traffic here, trust me. Tho it might depend on where he's from
Mason Powell
accurate
Jordan Lopez
Courier work is not comfy at all and is quite stressful. You are on the phone with retards all day long, half the time they do not pick up so you have to call them again after you do your thing in the afternoon to try again. Shit gets lost/wrongly delivered all the time, you need to take care of the money as well, and you have to deal with people who have dogs in their yards. GOAT solitude job is a security guard, they often work in 12 hour shifts and have two work days, two off days. Meaning you have 15 days off a month. If not that, a truck driver.
Friendly advice I can give from my own experience is to avoid those, especially if you live alone. It tends to get very cabin feverish no matter where you are when you haven't had a person to person conversation in 4 or 5 days. Gets lonely fras
Jordan Walker
>dzeko, fazio, kolarov, de rossi, pellegrini, manolas, under and pastore are unavailable wew lads
Benjamin Gonzalez
Empoli will unironically rape Roma place your bet on Empoli for maximum loot on ASR carcass
There are 6 or 7 primavera players registered for use as well. No Colidio, only those who were at Inter for at least two years prior
Logan Perry
Holy shit he's fucking handsome and I'm not even gay
Juan Davis
He cute
Nolan Turner
I fucking love Padelli
>loves Inter all his life >not a bad GK and can do his job if needed >actually yells at the players to position properly on the rare apps he gets, unlike that mute no-diving fuck Handa >Chad >content with having a back up role just like /our/ guy Froggy >always seen smiling and in a good mood
What else do you need for a 2nd GK. I wish Spalletti threw him a bone or two now and then, he could've played in all coppa matches not just the first one.
2500 - Juventus are the reigning Italian champion in the last 2500 days: only 46 of the 1069 different players who have faced the Bianconeri in Serie A in this period have managed more than one win against the Old Lady. Generation.
A librarian degree here, you need to know special codes to make card catalogs and to assign those codes to new books. A bit pointless to those who just sits at the registery desk and gives/takes back books but eh
Jackson Rivera
He's still very handsome but without the messy hair and the laddish look he's just a pair of dreamy eyes away from some gym hunk with a strong jawline. Imagine the sheer amounts of pussy he must have gotten in his 20ies, he even got married quite late for a football player.
Lower than 0 is already too cold. Actually, I want it to never go below +15, but at least when it's above 0 I don't feel like I'm in pain when I'm outside.
Jackson Hughes
Mi ammazzo se sto pezzo di merda non si dimette alla fine della stagione
Julian Cooper
extremely good post my slavic friend fuck winter, fuck the cold & embrace the warmth of summer
Lincoln Perry
Not before playing Caceres in a 3 piece defence you absolute pleb
Allegro replacing Spalletti is my wet dream. Imagine the punished Massimiliano, turned away by the love of his life despite an undefeated season, coming back for revenge turning Inter from a one-trick-pony mess of a team into a vulcano of masterful tictocs.
Grayson Flores
is he a captain now?
You can't be serious, he would do fuck all at Inter, he would do no better than Spalletti even though he is a better manager. Not by much tho.
>no hot water wor weeks, heat making it impossible to sleep and AC at work causing you some stupid cold Say no to summer! Early fall/late spring is the best there is
Ryan Collins
He's the CHADtain
Easton Roberts
Nothing can convince me that he isn't the GOAT. He figured out /seriea/ perfectly, of course his big flaw is being shit in Europe but >we're not going to be there next year and not even Jesus himself could get Inter to an European trophy in the next 5 years at best
Ryder Walker
Is Thauvin good? I remember rumours that Milan was following him a month or two ago Imagine if Leltardo will bring decent wingers in the summer instead of another couple of meme players from jj? That would be a dream Why would he return before the end of the season? It's like shooting yourself in the leg, this season is already ruined for halal
He figured the league out? He didn't figure out shit, he is just lucky given how incompetent everyone else in the top 6 is.
>Napoli, chokers >Inter, still in the banter era >Roma the supermercato >Milan being in transition >Lazilel
I don't doubt Allegri's winning mentality and desire to win at all. His tactical thinking leaves a lot to be desired however, he isn't a master tactician. I also don't find him to be a good enough motivator. It's easy to rest on your laurels at Juve in the league, anyone could do it. Bring fucking Mazzari to Jj, he would win the league. Juve wouldn't win anything in europe for the next 10 years with Allegri, and everyone is realizing this.
Parker Powell
>Allegri to inda >Mouyes to Milan >Nutella to jj Just imagine the potential for memes
Anthony Russell
Even if the teams he listed were doing better he would still be undefeated, except maybe for some direct match. Last year he was great, Nabule crumbling at the end helped him out but he still got full points in those 5 key games where everybody swore he would have dropped some. Allegri is great, the only thing you can blame him for is keeping the same mentality that perfectly works to subdue Sasol and Udinese against good teams that actually try to put the heart over the obstacle, i.e. the ones you find in european competitions and the occasional Atalanta/Sampdoria.
Dominic Ortiz
They sent scouts to watch Saint-Maximin yesterday Also apperently Arselel scouted Suso vs Chievo
Jason Sullivan
>Bring fucking Mazzari to Jj Ok, this would be epic
Juan Ortiz
All I'm saying is that every major CL match I've watched, Juventus got easily outplayed. Allegri cannot think on the spot under pressure, he cannot adapt at all. See last year's Spuds game or this years Young boys. He is too used to most things going his way and that is understandable. Screaming "CALMA CALMA CALMA" does not constitute for good coaching, there is a reason why Ibrahimovic told him to shut the fuck up that one time mid match.
Don't get me wrong, I'd rather he come to Inter than any other manager at the moment in Serie A, but I would take Punished Mou over him any time
Benjamin Price
So they want Thauvin/Delofeu on the right and SM on the left then? I guess it can't be worse than current turk and sushit
Nolan Gutierrez
Why no big team buys Berardi?
Carson Hernandez
Cocaine and gambling
Owen Perry
Thauvin is name i haven't seen rumored for a while, while they were talking about Everton, Deulofeu and Pepè recently but right now they are just trowing names of random winger around imo. Except Saint Maximin who was really close to joining in jenuary alredy so the interest is real. he's shit
Gavin Parker
nothing wrong with that if you dont do it too excessively
Jack Fisher
He's not good at all.
Hunter Wright
183 cm 120kg
Christopher Ross
>major CL match so the last place you're going to see Inter for a while fra. Doing things his way work, he gets in trouble against people that actually try to play their own game instead of pulling back and trying to counter. Scansopoli is a meme, but it's true that a lot of midtable teams play like that against JJ, while facing teams like Inter or Milan with a different mentality, and you can see the difference even in the league. Also he's not uncapable of switching mindset, last year he put real in the sack in the return leg and only lost because of a retarded defender, and you can bet that he's going to try something similar against Atletico, hell the goal difference is better and the opponent is worse so he might fucking do it. Of course Inter isn't JJ and he will never dominate so hard, but as long as the chinks give him some solid players and he gains some hype and momentum by BTFOing some small teams instead of dropping points like Inter usually does he could ferry the team back to a decent spot.
Easton Lee
178cm, 78 kg still can't imagine i was 110 kg just a year ago
Zachary Reyes
>HALMA >Facciamola girare! >Pass it to Candreva and whip some crosses in dai veloce
Teach me how, I only want to drop 10 and I'd be happy
We will see how he fares against Atletico. He will go balls to the wall all out attack, so I wouldn't be suprised if Jj concedes on the counter in the initial 15 minutes. Inter will likely miss out on a top 4 slot at the end of this season but that has more to do with extraordinary circumstances that nobody could've seen at the beginning in september. I still say that this wasn't a bad comeback CL performance, 8 points after almost a decade out is okay enough. EL shitter squads giving us harder time than in CL is what annoys me.
>interested in bale There are rumors that Zidane will be back if Real, amongst other things, will sell some players he doesn't want to see in the team. Bale out. What can we do to help Milan dogde this bullet?
In 4 months*. I was put on a diet because of an eczema actually. Baked fish or beef with baked potato or boiled rice, porridge with just water or cottage cheese for a breakfast. No soft drinks, no candies, chocolate bars, no fried food, junkfood, lard, broths etc. Didn't even actually exercise that much but lost 30kg anyway. Maybe if actually ran and went to a gym i could've actually get in shape by now. You should just visit dietitian i guess.
Chase Cruz
>(allegro) he would do fuck all at Inter, This. I get the idea that inter gets off on being a mercenary team that never plays to its potential. They need someone larger than life like Mou.
Charles Perez
count calories. at first it seems stressful, but after a month it becomes a habit. i lost 50kg in 9 months. it's not that hard. just find stuff that makes you full.
Connor Smith
>29 years old Thank Elliot they brought Gazidis on the board, otherwise >we might've got him along with Ozil, Farbregas and Ibra.
>I saw in gds that they are also still interested in bale this is bullshit, the new owners are trying to do the exact opposite: young players with low wages
Justin Phillips
think thats just newspaper bs, doesn't make sense only transfer im sure of this summer will be ASM and probably another winger+mid
i dont think anyone on stupidly high wages will arrive
Lincoln Williams
>0 goals in 9 CL matches seems like a meme player desu
Grayson Allen
>someone larger than life like Mou Mou's "larger than life" star has expired the day he was fired from Chelsea the second time
Cooper Campbell
FUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK I DON'T WANT ACCIUGHINA TO STAY
Bentley Ross
he had just won the league the season prior. too many uppity players in the epl. he'd still be a legend at inter
Zachary Evans
Reminder that Gregoire "2fast2furious" Defrel is still a Roma player and will come back here next year. Just to add to the meme that is this fucking team
You'll swallow those words when you realize that hairband was all he needed to be unlocked
Jaxson Green
>1.81 >almost 100kg by now, afraid to check >almost got back on shape, then was forced to move back with my over-eating parents >can't afford a gym >almost got to the age where you can only get fatter come here manlet bro, as a king of the manlets i secretly understand how you feel
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Wind has been getting kind of ridiculous in the last hour. Be prepared for more memes
Elijah Nguyen
you underestimate the power of some treacherous manlet genes that still run across the country, probably since ancient times.
Asher Bennett
ERA
Logan Rodriguez
>treacherous manlet genes I like that
Luis Scott
Nzonxi is so fucking retarded
Hudson Evans
>Lorenzo Insigne: >Height: 1.63m >Weight: 59 kg Imagine being shorter and weighing less than Insigne
Leo Moore
9 - Stephan El Shaarawy has scored nine league goals this season, his second best tally in a single Serie A campaign after 2012/13 (16 goals with AC Milan).
Brody Evans
>Schick
Mason Foster
>it's another "Empoli outplays a stronger opponent then choke because of shit dept and terrible form" episode Btw Venezia-Palermo is starting
Charles Wood
do bodyweight stuff man. also use your family and their eating habits as motivation to improve yourself. better than the alternative...
Be nice to Schick. He’s got a heart condition and literally risks his life every training/game (not kidding).
Sebastian Russell
youtube.com/watch?v=ciYp4T2nW0o it's another episode of overhyped Italian who really doesn't do fuck all in their career. Your El Shaarawy's, your Bernardeschi's, your Belotti's, your Immobile's, your Insigne's
Matthew Robinson
>imaging not rating shick
specially now that he is unlocked
Levi Carter
I'M SORRY
nothing wrong with hairbands, it's just a shame on a guy who's so traditionally handsome (no homo)
Samuel Roberts
That was made up but Juve to get Monchi to panic buy him
Joseph Bennett
Modric truly is the epitome of male beauty.
Jayden Myers
>only yellow
Blake Ortiz
His hold up play is horrendous.
It was better at Sampdoria, though.
Carter Martin
>mfw gf sniffs my ass when I'm sleeping
Gavin Martin
It wasn't even a foul
Caleb Gutierrez
>8 goals in 52 games at riomma it's a shame because I used to rate him, fortunately he's still only 23 years old
He’s even said it himself. This guy can drop dead any minute. If you see him play now vs in Sampdoria it’s like a different player because he doesn’t exert himself anymore because of his heart condition.
Watched him a decent amount at Samp he also had a lot more freedom. I think that's a huge reason why he has looked very suspect at Roma. I actually wanted him at Juve because I thought him and Dybala in a front 2 would be immense.
Angel Johnson
>Olsen What the fuck
Christian Jackson
>He’s even said it himself. Source? Afaik he's always denied having anything
He didn't deny having it. But it was a passing condition and he's fine now. He certainly doesn't risk dying.
Jace Phillips
dubs and Gian Gesù score an OG hat trick
Xavier Rivera
>Kristyna will never bully you into dressing like an 8-year-old girl so that you can embrace your inner girl scout and unlock your true potential
Jaxon Fisher
I'm ready
Samuel King
Fuck you Eusebio
Angel Jackson
most of them were as tall as me or slightly taller, some of them were way taller. The tallest had her nipples line exactly at my eyes line. By the way I'm not a literal manlet, I'm just short and underweight
That's very specific fra, where did that come from?
Leo Wright
just memeing about Paddy's shiny red hairband 3bh
Levi Sanders
Ranieri instantly fixed Roma. Congrats.
Here are some hard truths also: Santon > Kolarov Fazio is your worst CB Bring back Gerson and Gonalons after this. Just play Karsdorp at RB until he stops sucking, he has higher potential than Florenzi.
Liam Reed
Sure...
Alexander Carter
>Bring back Gerson and Gonalons after this. ummm no sweatie >Karsdorp Karsdorp is a fucking moron, he has Bruno Peres tier IQ and gets tired from running around like a retard after 50 minutes
Jose Bennett
>no >no though he's shit >one is mediocre even for fiorentina, the other has dead leg >yes but he has to be able to play more than 50 minutes without dying
Now that I think of it I didn't even know he could move as fast as he's moving today Must be the Ranieri effect
Ethan Rogers
I cannot rate Kluivert. He's like Abate. Won't even look before he passes/crosses/shoots.
Alexander Roberts
marota held him as a hostage but then burried him in a pile of trash when he got injured should have bought him instead of bernadeschi he could have been a beast if he had gotten proper coach and medical staffs to treat his first big injury
Oliver Howard
Olsen is literally glued to the goal line. He could have gotten five of those shit crosses
Andrew Sanders
underrated
Brandon Gonzalez
Come on Empoli you fucks, score.
Hunter Smith
>By the way I'm not a literal manlet, I'm just short and underweight >162cm >not manlet
Hunter Watson
>flolenzi
Levi Martin
That's never a yellow. Same as Kolarov against lazio. Fucking christ this ref
Nolan Sanchez
jesus christ this absolute refball
John Peterson
>florenzi lmao. after all the diving he's done he deserves this
Jaxon Garcia
damn florenzi is such a retard
Asher Thompson
does Flowrentsi have the lowest IQ in the league?
Carson Gonzalez
This could use a bit of chat for er bello de nonna.
Ryder Ortiz
Did he get a heart attack?
Adam Bailey
>the absolute state of Florenzi lately God damn, he really fell hard
