Woke up in my own vomit again

>woke up in my own vomit again

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based

I've done that. You probably just have very poor alcohol tolerance. Just drink less. You don't need to get drunk to have a good time; it obviously helps but if you're anything like me, you will eventually reach a point where you don't even get drunk; you just get ill.

Fuck off to Yea Forums

happened to me once
i just never drank that much again

Loser

at least it wasn't poop.

What happened user?

>drink half a bottle of tequila
>wake up drunk

wtf

You can literally die doing that. People choke on their vomit

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I'm an alcoholic. I also shit myself on occassion

cringe but redpilled

Cut out this kind of degeneracy lad. It's not good for you in the long term. If you were a drunk passed out in the streets, i wouldnt think twice about pissing on you. Maybe I'd even assrape you

>wake up shaking until I drink a couple whiskeys

you can literally choke on my dick

I get buzzed after 1 pint. I'm 26

Are you scottish

Do you get butt-rot from the alcohol shits irritating your asshole and feel the need to jam your fingers in there and go to town for that sweet relief?

End your life m8, it's not worth the shame

>have a drinking problem
>hippy friend recommends kratom
>haven't had a drink in 3 months, but probably addicted to dirt water now
Give it a shot. It's still substance abuse but I don't wake up miserable every day both physically and emotionally.

same
after two light beers and i can feel it. more than two whiskeys and i risk the spins

use to be able to handle it better when i was in uni. of course, i was drinking way more frequently back then

>spins
>uni
>americano
go back

spins is a commonly used term here too m8

>tfw you wake up and go to sleep in the same dirty cumstained clothes and cumstained room every day

I already take Kratom but it's great with beer

>friend buys us two bottles of buckfast over the course of the night
>we're standing under a shop entrance drinking like tramps whilst it rains

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>eventually reach a point where you don't even get drunk; you just get ill.

Bruh that's exactly where I'm at, any way to reverse this? I just want to enjoy a few pints with the lads again

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Try cocaine

Wash your penis

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>she will never wash my cock and tidy up my semen into her tight pussy

I drank two pints the other day I almost throw up and made a panick attack

Don't do this.
Can't stop doing it and it turns me into a sexual pest.

this

To lower alcohol tolerance? It has the opposite effect

Based but bluepilled

>tfw no gf
Really felt this hard recently

I do get that but that usually means I need another round of thorough wiping and it goes after that

And people have the gall to call us Amerisharts

Eat greasy food before you start drinking
Also pic related but dont know if they are available worldwide. It's literally impossible to throw up if you take one of those before drinking

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you're weak

Unlikely.

In what sense?

pints? i thought it was whiskey or something like that, how does one get shitfaced on beer?

mentally and physically

You have to be 18 to post here, son.

>how does one get shitfaced on beer?
You haven't had English beer, apparently.

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