/cric/

>complete silence in the stadium

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Poohli's shit captaincy exposed once again. The field placement was poo.

WHO NEEDS SMITH LMAO?

West Australia is best Australia

NSW bowlers WA batsmen, the classic lineup

No good Wk/Batsman too

this and thispilled

Poo goes in loo

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yeah epic banter mate

literally no good captains in international cricket
holder seems like a good leader but that's it

India will be super poo-er by when?

seriously though lads why did it take so long for Turner to get a shot in the team ignoring that B side fielded against Sri Lanka?
he's been an absolute gun in the Big Bash for years

munching on some mi goreng lads

>Warner and Smith return
>Finch keeps his spot because he's captain
This irritates me.

you reckon this is the first time Stoinis has been mogged in his life? Must be existential ground zero for him right now.

I'm sure he's too busy being 8.5" deep in indian poon to care

Stoinis wastes 20 balls getting his eye in every innings. He would've cost us the match.

Six (6)

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more like one (1) (maybe)*
sandpaper kings

*cricket purist don't consider your other wc wins

THIS
OMG
THIS! THIS!

cat got your tongue

not easy being at the top lads

>Incredible this from Australia. Made a mockery of a chase of 359. Handscomb, Khawaja & now Ashton Turner. That too against India’s strongest bowling attack this series. Add Smith, Warner, Starc to this. Been saying for a while they can’t be taken lightly for the WC. #INDvAUS

Certainly activates the almonds

who /publicholiday/ tomorrow?

had it last week
fucking wish I had tomorrow off

what's the occasion bla x

/posts

//elitePosts
{

Oops! Almost forgot to post this.
BASED Ruru Poster

They call you Canberrabro

they'd be calling me suicidebro if that were the case

'chabin bla
y'all stayin yamagucci x
>scoring a cerebral 22 (300) in Sulawesi
youtu.be/Y3NLq2Zy7uo
x

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What’s the holiday for?

labour day, i reckon, bla x

Adelaide Cup, some gambling junkies need the day off or something

off to bed
going to get 4 hours sleep at the absolute best

we've actually had quite a good run of cricket lads

SL v SA in tests was excellent, with Kusal Perera playing one of the all time greatest innings

WI v Eng was good in a blowout sort of way

India v Aus has had a lot of great finishes

When the shit is she going to put up new photos lad?

Reckon the reason India lost hold of this one was because Dhoni wasn’t in the squad.

they would have done worse with him, he just fucking stalls the whole line up

thinking about test cricket 80 years from now. Kind of shitty how we won’t be around to see it. Dying is a bit grim

*citation needed*

this is VERY good lad, keep up the great service you provide to this poomunity

Is it shopped? His forearms are top tier.

that's pretty standard for a test cricketer

He has monstrous forearms from jacking it so much to his wife cucking him.

thank you australia

good morning dear bros

Apparently some unremarkable baseball player no ones ever heard of could walk into cricket and become the greatest player of all time. The cricket "person" looked like a total moron trying to play baseball lol. How do you cope with this?

i insist then that you take another sippity sip tbqh ngl bla
>gully fielding in maluku selatan
youtu.be/e95H3SZRwQk
x

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'ning bla
reckon the bongos might make a cheeky FO innit
x

Did you guys see this thread? Makes cricket look like a total joke don't you think?

uff

david willey has 4-7 but no-one cares because it's a t20i lmoa

cringe desu

>60/9
a comprehensive bumming

morning lads, off to uni

2030

>wake up
>see score

based

Based labour day

I told you cunts Turner needed to be uncaged

>71 all out
>in a T20
The fuck are they smoking in Basseterre?

they were 45 all out a couple of days ago, so clear improvement

their own farts after their ODI performance

Where to move to in England boys? And is it absurd to pick a favourite county team and move just to watch them?

Fuck off they're full.

Cunt they sent us to Australia I sure as fuck can come back

450 by 5pm and declare I reckon

>Worst Poondies
>Poondia
>Shit Lanka
>Poofghanistan

based kano

>Cunt they sent us to Australia
What was your crime mate?

sorry but we are full and brexit means brexit.

Harrogate

Wouldn't recommend it

t. English

really have to despair at the state of the rest of the world when people actually want to move here

London is based. The rest of Britain is incredibly grim.

Just stole a loaf of bread mate
Eligible for a British passport so dont think thats an issue
Gonna be there anyway, Dad's coming over to watch the Ashes with me so want to work there while I wait

is it a coincidence that the least english part of england is the best? I think not

Gonna be there for the Ashes and hopefully a world cup game so makes sense for me to work there while I'm in Europe

always tell my aussie friends to bring a lot of coats in the summer because it gets as low as 25c!!!! (cold to ausdtralian LOL)

/pol/ has ruined this entire site
I don't think I'll be leaving /cric/ again

Yeah it's also no coincidence that the non English posters in /cric/ are the best

t. shitskins

loool whiteboi thinks this is still his country. Cute

>whiteboi

back to Yea Forums LARPer

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actually I do it on /int/ mostly
on Yea Forums I get most of my (You)s pretending to be a feminist dunking on 'incels'

t. green wedge söy fag

somewhere in the norf

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Rotherham

how do you get an apartment lads? I see an ad for an apartment do i just call the number? what do i even say? can i rent it plz? I'm autistic and i dont like talking to people.

...

be less autistic, that is not acceptable

LOL

Some people are jus meant to live on the street

Honestly first thing I noticed in Europe was they put the heaters way too fuckin high

sometimes like to browse r9k for a bit to remind myself it could be worse
dont know how people spend any decent amount of time there though, that place is awful and is helping nobody

This is the post

...

Whys that mate?

>have sex

If you can even do that for yourself probably is not the best for you to love alone

Feeling a little bit upset with the oppression I witness on a daily basis

Go there and talk about having a gf or sex. They can't handle it. They're unironically even worse than /fit/.

Actually scratch that, talk about wanting to break up with your gf because she's autistic/has low self-esteem/has BPD. For bonus points, wait until there are a bunch of people in there seething and then say you want to meet new people since she's the only person you've had sex with and vice versa.

how many more runs does kano need to overtake poohli

I put a little more effort in than that but yeah it's along those lines
since the captain marvel stuff started I've been like a dog with two dicks

Wait a minute
71 all out
Hahahahahaahahaha

Player strike incoming when they let Weiner and the Stove just waltz back in.

are wellingtonians the most powerful race in the world?

yea just call and say "hiya im user, I saw your ad, I'd like to rent your niggerhole" in those exact words

based WA gods bringing it home

>like a dog with two dicks
Is that good?

thx m8

#18

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watching the cricket

did the Windies just get bored of this series or something?

Just walked the dog, they call me kelpiebro

they call me pooatworkbro

>Perfect world
Finch out, Warner in.
Smarsh out, Smith in.

>Reality
Khawaja out, Warner in.
Handscomb out, Smith in.

watching the aus v ind replay lads
went to bed when maxilels went out

what am i in for?

>dropping khawaja for the wc after his current form
smells brand new in here lads

turnLORD taking the (poo)'s to the sword

don't like cricket

why mate?
cricket is good

just quite boring innit

That's a shame mate, hopefully you get into it

>Perfect world
Finch out, Warner in

>Acceptable compromise
Finch out, play with 10 men

>Living nightmare
Finch in

the bane of Kohli

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australias brave captain Aaron Finch

don't think i will just not my thing
you guys have a nice week though

New Zealands brave statpadder captain Kane Williamson

>new zealand playing
>australia upset

ok now this is epic

americans seem to fetishize the uk for some reason

haha lads get a load of this

wait for it

haha

>will smith

They call him actorbro

got a date with some qt white girl who grew up in nyasaland and came here because im sure her family got persecuted.

think itd be clever to sneak in some cheeky racism to impress her or might she not hate africans?

do like watching poopees getting excited over their dominance over B grade teams tbqh ngl bla x

I feel free
Like you promised I’d be

I once brought up the fact my grandad dodged the draft for the bush war in Rhodesia because he thought it was racist and fled to England to a white Zimbabwe girl and she didn’t like that. so go for it

lads
LADS

Callum Murray

>dodging bouncers in ulaanbaatar
youtu.be/C5sJf4dvDd0
x

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feel like Aditya Thyagarajan could be the greatest cricketer of all time lads

>he blew it with a rhodesian honey trying to virtue signal

poor lad

so true

I AM ADITYA THYAGARAJAN
AMA

>BANE already in hospital for shoulder scans
RIP NZ CWC chances

based public holidays

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this is absolutely not a surprise to anyone

k

based /nrl/ starts in three days

United Streetshitters of America.

one of these fuckers went to my high school and is smart as shit, working in green tech r&d. obviously one of the nerdy indian kids
>all the skinnyfats on the team

don't even go I say, spend the money on RWC.

kano's fine

just tuned in
lmoa!!!who pissed on the ground? why does it look so musty kek

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sun is actually coming out pretty nicely in welly today.

don't care iah
be quiet

>saw some person yawn on tv
>yawn myself
mirror neurons you sob

East Pakistan looking mentally cooked here.

>S-s-soon

they have been saying this forever, it will NEVER happen, baby boomers will never fucking die.

oi lad who passionately hates Starc you here m8?

They should just play Toss Taylor and Trent Boult vs Bangladesh, see what happens.

34 overs left.
When will Kane declare lads? in 25?

>They should just play Toss Taylor and Trent Boult vs Bangladesh, see what happens

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When ross is on 199

Will Kane is a character played by Gary Cooper m8

hairy nipGOD

Kane is at the hospital mate.

No way.
PUKANA BLEH

do does he declare via Skype?

new ball swinging

when was their new ball?

NEED Southgod and Boultgod to throw the rock down this arvo.

indeed, swinging nicely

80th over
they just took it

BASED outswing to in seam

cool ta. just tuned in

>Simon Tait: "After 1100 runs Bangladesh have finally taken 10 wickets..."

oh nononono

The Bullies of Bangladesh
The Destroyers of Dhaka

The statspadders of Wellington

whew

literally at the basin

Da grand homie has been let loose

DeGrandy looking sketchy as usual

big boss ross

Wish I could tie poojibul to the back of my Hilux and drag him from Auckland to Wellington slow enough so he doesn't die but is completely covered in road rash grazes and other assorted broken bones and joints. I'll then shower him in vinegar and salt to increase the pain temporarily and keep him alive to watch his garbage cricket """"team"""" lose yet again.

Ross Taylor is the best test batsman in the world. Fuck you.

Is there a haka associated with such a declaration of violent intent towards another?

alright time to declare and get these off-brand poos

time for wallops

le 200 and out man

BASED Rajibul derogator

Couple more slog overs I reckon

take the ferry m8 and get him at least down to Dunedin so I can get a crack

get enough today then bowl them out in a 'close one' tomorrow

Just let DG slog until out, then declare

nah we want a crack at them while it's swinging

cheeky wicket or two today would really help

But hang him over the back of the ferry so he gets waterboarded all the way across the strait.

>just dragging him
>not keelhauling him
Really, really sad at the level of seamanship shown by this """commonwealth""" nation lads.

clean all the salt and vinegar out of his wounds which means we could apply a fresh new coat in Picton

kanes back lads

wanna declare but also wanna see BATling get a few big ones

not too familiar with aquatorture tb h

He was applauding with his arms over his head clearly to show he's fine

What'd Rajipoo ever do to you lads

watshit

GOTTEM

Love uncle

get ready for the TNT show lads

20 overs in the day, I'm picking 65/3 at stumps

3 wickets today will less than 100 scored will seal the deal

weather supposed to hold in Welly for tomorrow?

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>5pm tmrw
>220/9
*rains*

H U G E

BOULT GOAT

WEEYEW LAD

BTFO

Boult and Southee are gonna go wild in these conditions

*blows middle and leg out of the fucking ground*

SHAPING NICELY

oooooooooo lad

not bowling garbage will help there skipper

Babe Ruth tried cricket
On February 10, 1935, while on a visit to London, Babe Ruth kept his promise to Bradman. The baseball great's cricket coach on this occasion was Alan Fairfax, the former Australian star. True to his reputation, Ruth smashed local fast bowlers all over the premises, breaking his first cricket bat in the process.

Ruth enjoyed cricket so much that he spent an extra hour at the school by Thames where the demo was held. In the event, he was late for a luncheon engagement with his wife.

Alan Fairfax was happy about the progress his new celebrity student appeared to be making. "In a fortnight, I could make one of the world's greatest batsmen out of him," he told the assembled press.

Babe Ruth smiled and said, "They tell me that $40 a week is top pay for cricket. I think I will stick to baseball." Babe Ruth was already the highest paid professional ball player in the world by 1929. His pay was $70,000.

According to NY Times, Babe tried to adjust his stance without too much luck. So he went back to his baseball methods and smacked everything that Fairfax and his students served. When he was done, the bat had a broken handle and the reporters noted that he had edged so many balls that the edges had nearly disappeared.

Ruth said "I wish I could use a wide bat like this in baseball. I would top Colonel Ruppert's payroll."

Ruth argued that a baseball pitcher is faster than a cricket bowler against the prevailing sentiment among the British onlookers. He said, "if anybody thinks Larwood throws a faster ball than Walter Johnson, they can have my money." Someone suggested that Larwood be brought to London so Babe Ruth can get a first-hand experience.
OH NONONONONONONONONONONNO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

cricket is much more if an endurance sport than baseball. I'm an American and big fan of both, these comparisons are retarded

>gentle swing away them seams back
beauty of a wicket tb h

just how slow is your stream m8

i wrote it out then forgot to post it

just how damaged is your memory m8

ill show ya damage m8

yeah? gonna posts an MRI of your brain? kek

gonna be alternating btween criccy and the chase I think lads

*posts an x-ray of Mr Foofoo's asshole*

GOTTEM

Southees found that line and length lads

Imagine there not being a Day 5.

low iq slag took high offer against the governess classic

GOT HIM
YOU'RE DISMISSED I'M AFRAID
BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME
GOODBYE

BASED wicket maiden

got caught

having a break from the toil lads

grim lunch

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that bread is clearly not infused with urine.

no I don't share my recipes

Matt Henry's big chance here

Redpill me on urine bread

bit of tumeric and lentils mixed in with the classic sourdough recipe

It tastes excellent

here's the secret lad

*pisses on you*

can't help but feel NZ are missing a trick here

your urine will be red in a second mate
*dabs you in the kidneys*

I like Doully's idea of Wagner at the other end. Henry will create nothing.

matt henry shill are you here mate?

Was Bradshit the originator of statpadding?

>shadman

GONE

GOTTEM

TAKE YOUR SHITTY WEBCOMICS BACK TO THE SHED WITH YOU

YES I AM CUNT ASK ME FUCKINH ANYTHING

Matt Henry shill in glorious ascension

Get ready for a broken fucking head

Like everything important in cricket, it was originated by the English. Dr W.G. Grace was the first to really make a science out of it.

Holy pretty close but not quite.

>everyone hypes Wagner up at le aggresive bouncer man
>has never killed a batsman
kek what a fraud

Terrific Turner leads Australia to victory

'Ash the Bash' stuns after late call-up

what kind of coward kills a mate?

I think it takes a lot of guts to kill a mate, I for one would be too scared to try.

m8 you're never gonna kill a freshcunt if ya can't kill a mate

NZ in glorious ascension,
Josh on pooicide watch,
Sebbo nowhere to be seen,
Curry cazzies hiding,
All is well.

He has declared it. It shall be so.

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It is my resounding defeat.

/nrl/ is up, ladies.

Sebbo, go visit /nrl/
Picking you'll really like it there

Classic fish and chips for dinner

based fat cunt kiwi

On a Monday!?

Been away at the lake for the weekend and just got home this afternoon.

hey lads just got back from my lake house with my Norwegian girlfriend. would love to chat but I have court in the morning. I'm a lawyer btw.

Gf is from Tauranga not Norway.

>check news
>yet ANOTHER nrlel player suspended for assaultting flight attendants
>outline.com/pce2eq

TOP FUCKING KEK

Doesn't sound like he assaulted anyone, was just argumentative and obnoxious.

at toil lads

Already fallen behind at uni lads.

kek same here and its only fucking week 2

Become a tradie mate. If your iq is over 90 you're already ahead.

already a tradie, mate. i'm at uni studying to become a elictrical engineer so i can stop going up in rooves for a living.

>dale steyn now averages 22.95 with the ball
YIKES

Same here lad

am not suited to manual labour

based skinny manlet

you don't wear a suit to do manual labor jobs, you muppet.

second year EE sucks major cock btw.

I found it quite easy. Doing a conjoint LLB too.

It's probably even easier now so dumbass zoomers don't quit immediately lol.

No wonder we have a surplass of kiwis on scaffold duty in this country... in nz they all teach their engeineering studens to suck cocks instead of learning how to do engeineering

>surplass
>engeineering
based scaffolders raising the literacy rates of both nations

Read a book Josh.

How do you find the time to managed a dunkin donuts as well though?

My summer job 2 years ago numbnuts.

Just got back from finishing my Electrical Engineering degree at my lake house with my Norwegian gf lads. Am actually a lawyer though.

It really depends on your school. The CS program at my alma mater was top notch and hard as fuck, but my high school buddy went to a regional school that's like one step above junior college. The discrete math course that everyone took first semester freshman year at my uni, in his CS program was a senior-level elective.

what a dumb fuck.

your narratives are starting to sound a lot like rc's stories

Huh?

RC was at least mildly entertaining with his bullshit.

deskbro you here babe?

deskcunt is on semipermanent pooicide watch

Last I checked, deskcunt got bullied tf off cric by shitspouter.

something about freshies that try to force their personas and them getting bullied the fuck out...

not like king joshy though, OG since 2011 and going strong.

Last I checked, Josh got bullied tf off cric by shitspouter.

the fat neet is proud of himself lads

which one

Josh

Based

I love how much of shitspouters dick kiwis suck. Fucking losers.

shitspouter is a nonce

I love how just mentioning shitspouter's name gets pozzies foaming. Fucking losers.

True, but he's our nonce.

This is the post.

>mention josh
>shitspouter starts having a meltdown

EVERY. TIME.

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pretty standard cric post these days.

Shitspouter's not here caz

Still enjoy this one

t. shitspouter

what if you
wanted to go to heaven
but god said
"you didn't make the post"

I wrote a knowyourmeme entry on cric and it got approved today.

the one with Danny in crusaders gear is also a classic. Bless whoever made them.

Call him a freshie.

Watching the second part of that Nonceiel Jackson doco actually. Just checking in on you lads during the ads.

Good discussion going on in here.

Yes bless me

RC's stories were more believable than the tripe being spilled by fatguts though. Does anyone have the RC pasta of all his exploits?

Bless (YOU) lad.

Do it all for the lads m8

this is probably why you are failing uni.

link it

knowyourmeme.com/memes/creepy-cricket-fan
HMMM
M
M
M

I don't go to uni. I'm doing a hairdressing apprenticeship.

Knowyourmeme.cim/cric

based low IQ female

That you Jennifer?

link didn't work m8
actually write one you pussy

you seem dumb enough to be a hairdresser

Ever noticed how it's only ever kiwis that talk about you? You're a nothing m8

here lad, recording some tracks on a lazy public holiday. Not sure where these clowns are getting their info from or even what the fuck they're on about. Must be some fan fiction I haven't read.

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112 IQ.

It's Hannah. You can find me at Westfield Garden City.

holy definition of rent free kek
sort yourself out you fucking mess

>public holiday

Hi Hannah :3

Yes. And most of those are just me with my trip off.

And there is LITERALLY nothing you can do about it :)

based

Miss Alice is probably in the top5 most famous kiwis

ahh yes, this must be one of the classic examples of me getting "btfo" how quaint

feel like making an knowyourmeme entry for "this is the post" lads

Hello :)

no public holiday in nsw m9

This is the post

this is the post

and she'll probably turn out to be sebbo's gf or something.

my god white females are a disgusting species

Just reported some off topic posts lads.

looking forward to the three day holiday for my non reddit posts

janny'll never catch me
I'm like liquid mercury

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How the FUCK does he keep doing it lads?

they call you >-38.8 °Cbro

for me, it’s not drinking zagorka all day Sunday and not having a hangover Monday

Ah yes, the bald nonce lifestyle.

is that the local Bulgarian swill?

pick a random board and check it out, report back and tell us what you think. bring back something too.

based freshcunt

be a cultural /cric/chad

based idiot

how about you check out a random board and stay there

pick a random subreddit and check it out, report back and tell us what you think. bring back something too.

*/cric/head

checking out Yea Forums right now lad
fuck they have cricket threads no way

lmao G0TT3M

>a sport Mike trout could be the GOAT of with no formal training in it

Back it up to Yea Forums no need for two ball and stick sports and it's obvious the baseballers are the higher skilled athletes.

been bullied lads

they call me bushpigbro

yeah

can’t you read. I’m getting better

based

sometimes it has to be said

your obese mum got two ball and stick last night cunt.

Any progress on Bulgarian gf mate?

the chad zachy

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>the balding nonce can't handle his piss anymore
KEK what a nonce

sebbo bell

Reckon nonceibul must be screeching when he saw the test score

after a 15 hour experience I can safely say that Super Mario Sunshine sucks shit. What are some other Gamecube games?

Did you guys see this thread? Apparently your sport is fucking retarded and people think cricket is for nerds and faggots. Isn't that interesting?

We already know mate. /cric/ is just our social club. Nobody here actually watches cricket.

Did you see how poorly the cricket player performed and some baseball guy no ones ever heard of completely dominated your stupid sport without even trying isn't that odd?

Yes mate I was devastated. That was our greatest cricket player and a personal hero of mine. My whole reality has been destroyed by an amateur baseball player.

Yes because he's up against a great baseball player. We all know that baseball player and he still plays in major leagues. Your logic is as retarded as your stupid sport. Cricket is for faggots.

Check this thread out for proof

lmao does this coconut not know Martin died and can't watch cricket

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/cric/ on suicide watch right now

I'd check that thread out for poofs, but I'm not interested

Please let me grieve in peace. It's a very dark time for me.

The amount of focus and endurance required in a five day test makes it a completely different sport than baseball, which usually lasts 3 hours.

Drinks too much Penfolds to notice anything.

D E N I A L

Absolutely pathetic. Further proof cricket is not for men. Real men are accountable for their IMMENSE PUBLIC FAILURES.

Oh so it's like standing in some shitty gas station 24/7 no wonder you guys like cricket. My only issue is that it's NOT A SPORT and that LEGITIMATE ATHLETES prove you are NERDS and FAGGOTS

>"five day" test
>most players do nothing for most of it
>you get drinks, lunch, dinner, and tea breaks
>12th man can relieve you while you go poo
>near-endless play stoppages whenever someone chips a fingernail or gets a menstrual cramp
>permitted to hit the batsman in the head with the ball because it's not likely to kill him

based tradie just stuck his face in a woman's chest on the train lads

>not for men
You're right. Men aren't welcome in /cric/ so chop your cock off or leave.

Baseball fans sure are angry lmao

Cricket is getting absolutely battered at every turn. Throw in the towel and go to Yea Forums where you belong. Right next to ribbon dancing.

Hey did you guys see this thread? They did some tests and apparently a no name baseball player is better at cricket than the greatest cricket players of all time. Kind of embarrassing for all of you don't you think?

Baseball fans are all white boomers: the two most angry demographics in the world.

nah I didn't see it mate thanks

So white boomers that don't care about are better are cricket than you are? That's kind of embarrassing for you little goblins.

Did you see this thread yet?

KEK lads can you believe the elite veracity of this truthnuke of a thread? It's really opened my eyes and ears, and expanded my brain beyond all previous levels.

I grew up in America and love baseball every bit as much as I love cricket, probably like baseball more. But they are just fundamentally different games and saying a baseball player could dominate cricket is wrong. At bats in baseball last about what, ten pitches? Sometimes more sometimes less but a decently long at bat goes ten pitches.

Today Ross Taylor batted for literally hour after hour before finally making a mistake that got him out. A baseball player doesn't spend as much time batting over the course of an entire week as Taylor did just today in one innings.

you're off base here bro. This comparison is bullshit.

Hey check this thread out
Apparently cricket is easy as fuck and the stinky smelly street shitters only make it look hard because they have no athletic prowess and are sexually un equipped

Isn't that interesting? Cricket is fucking GAY.

Intelligible post.

So you're saying a baseball player hits the ball immediately and with ease, while it takes the cricket "athlete" hours to hit the ball? Wow, cricket is fucking gay!!!

Feeling jealous of another sport right now lads.

Is it rugby?

Pretty straightforward thread here. Let me digest it for you: cricket is not a sport.

mate dont come in with max effort minimum iq trolling. like I said, I'm American so it doesn't bother me because I grew up around this autism, but /cric/ doesn't give a shit. nobody takes it that seriously. just you.

let it go and slink away because I am more interested in good tradie stories and updates about the next prostitute this aussie will have eat his ass.

Americans are falling in love with cricket and this scares the boomer

Cringe Cope

love how the fat jannies will keep this up for three days but delete and ban anyone mocking soccer or fatvall
don't have a problem with this thread, just pointing out a blatant double standard but if course we're used to that with Sebbo

Where's bushpigbro

they call me bushpigbro

You're breaking. Cricket is not a sport and watching you already pretending to be American is PATHETIC you try hard cringe FAGGOT.

Any luck in the weekend mate

I'm here but I managed to get one who wasn't a bushpig this weekend. She wasn't great, but still. It's a big step up for me.

imagine bitching about the jannies when people are actually talking about sports ITT. typical fucking cricket move honestly lads. an absolute cazzie can fit into this thread with no problem, while it takes an elite genius to post about baseball.

'ning bla
uff ...looks like that oaf is still at it, anyway, got to get ready for toil. MAKE it a GOOD day, cric
x

Cricket players
>ugly
>un athletic
>pathetic
>stupid
>virgins

Actual athletes
>not playing cricket
>don't watch cricket
>not indian

just finished the toil
made it a good day mate

You fucking faggots just got blown the fuck out take your shit NON SPORT for complete MORONS to Yea Forums

you come from the most nonce country on earth

stewth lads, the seppos are on the war path ey

what's happening my filter just kicked in

72hrs of being absolutely booty blasted from when that aussie cunt called them out. Brilliant.

the pantry cupboard is look absolutely grim, really should've done some shopping today

Wife you fucking losers never talk sports do you. It's either crying about being FAGGOTS or talking about cricket which is NOT a sport

Can somebody link me to that seething amerifat thread? I can't find it cheers

Sorry m8 can't find it anywhere

haven't seen a yank post or thread in months

*haven't seen a yank in yonks

*cries about being a faggot*

this

just tried the new coke zero peach

not a fan

reckon this new boreball poster in here was homeschooled lel

don't get it

BASED retard

really wish there was a thread up to discuss the differences between basedball and insectpaddle

Shitcket would get BTFO I reckon

reckon michael jackson did it lads

Can Centrelink really just take money out of your bank account to recover debt?

I work at the tax office and we can't do that so I doubt it

Well I just got a letter asking me to pay up, and if I don't, their options are recovering from my tax refunds, recover from back accounts in my name, wage garnishing, getting their solicitors to do something.

Yeah but he already gave the kids and their families money for it.

It's like if a prostitute accused someone of rape after spending the money.

mad men is good

NZL XI:

Shitspouter, Statsy, B3K, Lawncunt, Sailcunt, the Reporter, SkateNEET, seething Kiwi, seething Saffa, Daniel and AMS.

>no based /wildcard/

wildcard and hugh are interchangeable with spaniel.

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/26225462/kane-williamson-taken-scans-injuring-shoulder

imagine getting injured trying to statpad too hard

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Hlw

hi

>Shitspouter
>The Reporter
Literally the same, what about fatthumbs?

:D

online dating lads
meet a girl
seems cool
chat
give number
yeh lets meet
"oh by the way i have 2 kids"

weewooweewoo yikes police open up!

LOL

HE’S STILL UPSET
OH NO NO NO

the absolute state of white women lads

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ive never even watched a game of baseball kek

This is some sad stuff

based Chloe getting knocked up at 15

>educated
>family orientated
>young

what's the problem

they'll send it to a debt collector, Dun & Bradstreet or some such so prepare to get a random call a day from some odd number. They're after me for the epic amount of $72 and guaranteed they're spent more than that trying to get it off me, it's all a bit silly. I recommend just waiting until it's taken from your tax return which I'm planning on. But it's more funny to not explain myself at this point.

>Cert III pathology collection
Open wide Chloe, it's going to be a big one

Just adopted a black child, get owned you racist bigots

I owe ~$5k though. They were being unreasonable about the payment plan though. Centrelink told me for an amount that high, I need to pay them back a minimum of $100 a fortnight, which I can't afford. I told them I could do $50 a fortnight for now, and if/when my job situation improves, I can pay back $100 or even $150 a fortnight. They wouldn't have it, even though we went through every expense I have and showed them I couldn't afford more than $50 a fortnight. I then hung up on the Centrelink guy and just ignored it.

Today I got the letter from a debt collector who outlined all those options I said above. I'm thinking about maybe answering the call from them, as maybe they will be more reasonable than Centrelink with repayment options. I don't mind my next few tax refunds being taken to pay back the debt, but I don't want my bank account raided or my already low wage garnished. And I definitely don't want a "Departure Prohibition Order", not that I can even afford an overseas trip, but still, don't want it on my record that I've been banned from leaving the country.

What is happening to this screen in my car? Is it from sun exposure or something else? Can this be repaired, or will it need to be replaced?

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go through the debt collector guidelines s 14

how do you rack that up without knowingly committing welfare fraud?

I would smash Laura Jayes lads, I find her stern tone on Sky sexy

Would kill myself if I wasn't an elite and muscular tradie making bank at 18 and buying my second house at 25

most tradies I know are fat with bushpig wives

happy to report I don't know a single tradie

Yeah same. They all have wives or girlfriends.

>My brother is a tradie and has had lots of girlfriends
>I'm a uni student doing nursing and have never even kissed a girl
Suicide on the cards lads

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You're in nursing, this should be a slam dunk
You must be extremely ugly/autistic to not get with any girls

low test tbeh

It's extremely easy to get girls, no matter your profession. If you can't get a girl, you are ugly. Not average looking. Not just below average. 100% ugly and surgery can't save you.

Did not come to /cric/ for this hostility lads, think a good /comfycric/ thread is on the cards

seems like it was quite a hostile day

or jsut clueless

I've seen blokes with girls quite literally in their lap and they still can't put it together

kek I've literally had girls approach me in public and initiate conversations with me, only for me to sperg out and give 3 word replys and realise 15 minutes later she was into me

Unironically terrified of women and would probably just get up and leave if one tried to hit on me

Spotted some 100% uggos

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M NOT UGLY! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M JUST A SPERG!

Unironically been on some dates with relatively attractive women, stop projecting lads

literally had a 8/10 ask me to my face if I would fuck her and then say "I'm so glad" completely seriously when I said yes and I still didn't pick up on the signs

i'm definatly lacking in the looks department
unfortunately i dont want to settle for a below average looking girl

lad but you did fuck here right, eventually yeh?

>t-trust me l-lads, i-i'm not ugly!

never saw her again lmao

Uggos don't have sex

New /comfycric/ lads

sucks though
ugly chicks can get laid anytime they wont
look at bushpig bro, he's out there getting the fat ones dick

Real /comfycric/ lads

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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