/MotoGP/ Qatar GP

what do you think lol, the sooner you switch to el diablo the better

How many bongs and bings until race start lads?

Why no girl looks me like this?

are you ugly?
t. ugly

Average boi, just I do't have confidence enough
t. ugly

post face

unless a miracle happens half thru the year forget about him, seems like he can't get used to the bike, KTM boss already said they expected more of him, just hope Pol doesn't make him look too bad
I'd say roughly around 2 bongs

come to poland then, our sluts are wet the moment they see darker skinned man

>Madman Fenati

dat puta

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fenati chimpout soon

>benalty loop

>fenati
Lel wrong read

>fenati

>tfw forgot it was on
>tfw didnt set recording and have shit to do in the morning

dammit

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BANZAI

ANIME WINS

harakiri sudoku kamikadze animu NIPPON!

>overtaking in the last sector of the last lap in moto3

wew

Based Toba. Consistent make him the winner.

>tfw the last japanese rider to win in qatar was redding'd and de angelis'd

hopefully toba doesn't end up like tomizawa

>first Japanese winner in the lightweight class since 2007
wew

fenati only received warning, not penalty kek

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Sun is rising in the japanese empire

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what's he thinking, lads

V8 supercars are bullshit

thingken of fishin

>triumph = soul
>honda = souless

god, i absolutely love the sound of this thing

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Based Marshall:
twitter.com/MotoGP/status/1104760402339078144

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Me on the right on the line

dude pulled the short straw on umbrella duty

I god I would like to promote women on MotoGP just to see their ass on that Camera
>Imagine the smell

Time for based Bo

anyone but marquez jr

oof

WEW

Sounds so fucking loud, sounds like gt cars.

that was horrible

wew

comfy as fuck

Luthi used to have the best girl

>bez
>bulega

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Reminder: Those Moto2 bike don't have proper traction control yet, until next race.

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These triples sound pretty nice.

>Dick's son

This calm until the last 4 laps.

Could land a 747 on that forehead

based Lüthi

Let's go Baldassaurus

>shitter
wew

Almost for luthi, that was close

what a great finish

Wow nice riding from Luthi

Based 30 year old boomer

how much longer will people fund markek to fail in moto2

>luthi right now

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Probably forever with that name

He break out a bit too late.

how much longer will ride his brother?

Gardner more like

MotoGP start in 1 bong right?

55mins

That's what I meant. Thanks.

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who is this geriatric?

Daytona 765 when?

Never. With modern electronics there's no reason to have less than 175 hp. I could see them making a superbike though.

That last lap, pure kino.
Missed this shit a lot, thank god it's back

More cost effective to use an existing engine though.

dovi 2bh

super plen here, literally how can a top MotoGP bike cost a few million dollars to make? How much faster are they than the fastest production superbikes which are at most $30,000?

>Macedonia

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Of course but even the 1050cc Speed triple only makes 148 hp.

Id ride the fuck out of a 765 Daytona if it was gifted to me but no one's gonna buy a 120hp triple when it'll probably cost as much as an R1

cost of paying engineers and designers, prototyping parts and rebuilding them to perfection

Extracting that last tiny percentage of time/performance.

how much faster is a MotoGP bike versus an R1M?

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On the straights, much faster. The Honda has 300hp. Corner speed is probably quite close though.

Marketing can take care of that, otherwise people would only ever buy the cheapest thing

how many hondas will crash out of the race?

2
Crutchlow and JLo

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Morningstreams ace: BT Sport 2 HD - 1080p50
7a55bd9c1336b3ba544a4b249a2eb0299fd0c3b9

looks like viñales will use mediums and wants to push for a gap from the start

I would be on the Monster side with her if you catch my dorito

>Vinales
>Good start
Doubt it.

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so far the best one

>Rossi's umbrella girl

MOOOOOOOOMMYYYYYYYYYYY

I'd ec her star

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dat chin

top tier umbrella girls for this race

Jlo doing his best gimi impressions

runs like shit, I can't find another 1080p ;_;

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10k for being fucked and shit on the face + being a paddock girl by oil masters. tell your whore instagram models and posers to cantact them today!

What the fuck am I watching?

>couldn't even rig a take where the arrows went in the gold

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>motogp promo material

yikes

a motorcycle race

rolling for laps Rins crashes

OH NO NO NO

J U S T

QUATOOHNONONONONO

YIKES

>The absolute state.

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>french riders

they need to calm him down

Fabio Quatrodumbo what are you doing?

What happened to Quaterarro?

based jackass

Stalled it

lmao fucking wobblernales

Look like the bike stalled

that's it? dumb rule

>The city of Factory Yamaha

>Lorenzo already 19

this is hilarious

how can F1 fags even compete

Damn. I was grabbing a bear and caught him having kittens in the pit lane and was hoping it was argentina last year tier nonsense.

Just give the Lorenzo's ride to Naka

here we go marquez 2nd

LET'S GO NAKA

Call it. Dub confirm

Miller's bike is falling apart

They should just pull him in and put him back in traction.

>miller
oh here's that nonsense I ordered

Whoregay lolrenzo

have the slowrenzofags killed themselves yet?

based aussie shitposting on track

all these ducati hax and they can't make a seat

rins gonna have a great year

mir are so damn good
>miller seats

>pecco
>the city of pramac ducati

holy fuck this dashcam/forward rear view camera composition is disorienting

I'm so happy to see suzuki there ;_;

it's like a dream sequence

Pecco's bike is last year's bike.

quartararo will kill his tyres, he's lapping 1s/lap faster than dovi

holy shit look at the suzuki boys are flying

>acting like it's a wonder that the guy all alone is going fastest
fox is retarded.

He will Zarco'd himself

holy shit rossi fastest

based

Why is Rossi only good during Race Days?

passion doesn't help you during practice

cause he's a boomer, on saturdays he only thinks about his lawn

The front soft don't work with Rossi in QF.

Dat Sussie

hope Rins can actually keep his tyres all race this season

*sip*
let me tell you about the 2 stroke era

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they had really good race pace in the tests

?

Newbie here

What is the plebian's manufacture of choice, what is the thinking man's choice, and what is the patrician's choice?

based dovi signaling petrux when to pass

Ducati
Aprilia
KTM

Aprilia all 3

We don't do that virgin talk here, just watch and enjoy the race

Rins kimochi!

REEEEEE don't bully Rins!

did you get your first sportbike recently?

pleb - yamaha and ktm
think - honda and ducati
patrician - suzuki and aprilia

pleb yamaha/ktm, patrician honda/ducati, think suzuki, accended aprilia

pecco there's a corner there

>Newbie
sad

Rins is brave

A wild crushlow appears

>lolrenzo

>Lorenzo

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF 5 TIME CHAMPION JORGE LORENZO

He's been in 5th basically the entire race.

Please no, not another year of dovi vs marc

what should vinales change his number to now?

based rosshit

dumb broken telemetry

naka has the best bike aesthetic

fuck rosshit fans

Simon's really grown on me, even though I don't think he's gotten that much better at what he does.

Both the LCRs look great.

Markek wins lol

Noooo rins

RINS NOOOOO

>rins

zzzZZZZZzzzZzz

dubs and Simoncelli dies

>new year
>same shit
rins and vinales will never save us

MWL

not funny

based Rossi at 40

>marquez wins again

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MMdab.jpg

>Drop Pedrosa and bring in an injured Lorenzo
What did Honda mean by that?

kino finish incoming

Lmao what a shitshow

fuck me dovi came through fast

Jesus fucking Christ K I N O

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BASED MOTOGP

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

BEST SPORT EVER

that helicopter camera is bad

dumb commentators

DOVI
O
V
I

wowza. good race lads. bummer rins didn't pode :(

wew

Amazing race

>Copy last year

Reminder ducati last winning is 2007

>that last corner

wew glad I stayed up

>streams all shit themselves with 2 1/2 laps to go
ebin

>>>reddi/tv/

for me it's mission winnow reds

Kino last lap.

There has to be nothing left of Andrew and Marc's bikes.

Dovi suffers in Ducatiland.

Markek has already won 2019 world championship.

BASED ROSSI

lorenzo got points somehow. what a brave rider lmao

fucking kino finish. motogp always delivers

All that aero just to beat Honda better be worth it.

he's injured :(((

Damn Dovi is fucking amazing, every time he shits on Marq that way. Good for Rossi to come 5th from 14th.

this, markek close in qatar = MWL

Umm sweatyyyyyyyyy x

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*ehm*
FUCK HONDA
AND FUCK MARKEK

spot the lie

>Dovi is fucking amazing
>barely wins on the best Ducati track in the whole calendar
...

DOVI C'ÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈÈ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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that's what people were saying last year, look how well that turned out

AHHH FUCK
I thought it starts at 6pm

really unhappy that I have to give rossi props

rossifags will not stfu about this

MARQUEZ HIJO DE PUTA PIEZO DE MIERDA

>crashing on the inlap
hahahaha

>ianonne crashing on the cooldown lap

Dovi is the ethernal loser and will never win the championship
Suzuki is still 2 steps behind Honda/Ducati
>the city of Yamaha

>it's another season of nobody will contest Marquez
when is Marquez joining Ducati or KTM for the best ever season?

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if only rossi wasn't fucking shit in qualifications....

Good news: Márquez didn’t win
Bad news: Márquez podiumed

>>Retard Kraut hasn't yet realised there's two Honda's on Podium.

If anything, It's because of his superior bike.

rip petrux

Hopefull Dovi can actually race to the end like this and not SLIP like the last 2 seasons. He is his biggest enemy desu.

Still, another kino race. So happy bros

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uccio calm down, non viniri aqui a meter mierda

>Retard Greek still believes Dovi isn't going to choke away the championship in the next 4 races, just like last year

Everyone knows the Honda is a better bike, of course the joker will win on every other track.

The championship is Jorge's when he's fully healed.
Screenshot this.

hello darkness my old friend

>veryone knows the Honda is a better bike
literally no one claimed this ever apart from the season where Markek won the first 10 races

Bit late
What happen to Binnales?

>THE CITY OF IANNONE.

Whoregay is finished

I don't think Ducati care much about Petrux performance, they need a Barichello for their team

But Dovi is a Barichello

Classical poor start

binned the start as always and didn't have pace all race

shit start, good recovery, faded away at the end

That last lap, holy shit

Still wonder why don't they choose miller for factory team.

The only thing the honda was missing was top speed and now its faster than the ducati are you stupid?

This is gonna be a good year for Motogp. I just hope F1 doesn't suck absolute ass.

Itallians

Wtf?
Just how shit his start was? He's outside top 5, for god's sake.

torpedo is back so at least you've got that to look forward to

F1 has been garbage for almost a decade now mate, just let it go

Honda massively lost stopping power though, all 3 Honda-2019 riders said this. Overall it might be better than last year's bike, but it's not better than the Ducati. They're roughly equally good.

Also, in F1 Red Bull didn't have the best car last year yet they still dominated the Monaco GP. Some tracks just suit different cars/bikes.

don't worry we'll be back on top soon

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Ducati and their obsession with All Italian team.

Never forget: Dovi is the good guy, Ducati are the good boys. Evil may win but the good boys never give up the fight.

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>Phillip Morris sponsor
>Good guys

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Miller never accept to be a full time 2nd driver. He would be a tamer Cannone in factory Duc

In order for a foreigner to ride for Ducati they have to be a world champion

Italian flair is what sells those bikes. They're never the fastest or best road bikes

>That Dovi undermining Lorenzo situation
>That Mapping 8 disaster
Also No. Thank you.

Yeah it's about design, being Italian.

t. Evil minions

based Vale using quali to fix the bike even if that means starting 14th, he finished 0.600 behind Dovi, that's fucking magic, fucking shit fucking fuck how does he do it? it was seriously stupid to watch

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I mean the real Good Boy x Good Manufacturer is Rins x Suzuki.
All Hon, Yam, & Duc are evil in some way.

He's unironically the GOAT. But also the Yamaha gained almost 20kph between quali and race.

Rossi have problems with the soft front from FP2, so he can't pass QF. Vinales don't have that but his bike is slow with medium front in the race.

Ducati is full of evil shit, they literally told Stoner "do not expect to get paid for this" when he was sick at home, Dovi is the only good thing about it, Petrux will probably get destroyed by the Ducati experience, his face was a lot of stuff, too emotional to be a top rider imho

>they literally told Stoner "do not expect to get paid for this" when he was sick at home
he deserves it for being a cunt desu