Chelsea vs Wolves

Barkley for Kovacic
Willian for Pedro
Giroud for Higuain

Anyone got an acestream?

Can extend Higuian as technically he is registered with Juventus and not Chelsea.

>jorginho
>higuain

Surely you'll win this one

>abraham
i'm pretty convinced he'll be shit but given the situation it'd be nice to see him have a chance

fucking hell how are we so shit, 3rd should have been so easy due to our undefeated run at the start and our opposition being cuckchester bottleham and >arsenal all having shit seasons

were choking hard, just 4 banter clubs for 2 spots really

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Who out of the loan army do you think would make a significant difference to this current squad ?

I'll leave my list here: Bakayoko, Batshuayi, Reece James, Pasalic, Zouma, Abraham

Ship out zappacosta, barkley, kovacic, murderer,

who /arselel vs customers waiting room/ here?

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0-4 wolves

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that little girl is as tall as azpi kek

Spuds'll keep bottling so count them out of the race, it's gonna be Arse and yanited that make it

here, cant wait for the shitposting war desu. whoever wins Yea Forums wins.

acestream://b1a7186334453ebba3e585b8a76442c30ed46ea6

Threadly reminder that Sarri has fixed Chelsea and improved Kante

I'd have him as backup and play him in cups. Having G-rude is a funny meme but lets be honest he's over the hill and will never make a huge impact at this club

I hope he doesn't go for the high press but the low press.

probably keep barkley if we can't sign anyone, but let him be backup to RLC. other option is we bring back bakayoko but holy fuck he had the worst season i've ever witnessed last year

Zouma should come in nicely since Cahill's gonna leave, and hopefully Tammy or Michy could do a job if Higuain doesn't stay

BLUE IS THE COLOUR

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Reminder we still #SARRIOUT fellas

The worst thing about transfer ban is hazard going to madrid for free

Who hoping for /chelseameltdown/ here?

Sarri got that Carabao Cup final spot-on though.

I guess Barkley is still good for cups, but fuck me is he shit

CELERY

skysports.com/football/news/11668/11659521/gianfranco-zola-urges-eden-hazard-to-set-new-chelsea-scoring-record

I HEAR THIS SHIT EVERY YEAR AND HE DOES THE SAME FUCKING 10 GOAL 10 ASSIST SEASON

HAZARD OUT MADRID PLS

>Higuain has an incentive-based loan arrangement which triggers clauses upon him reaching goal and appearance targets but a ban could create registration problems for Chelsea. It is not yet known if they would be able to active their right to make the deal permanent this summer if a ban is in place.

Yeah, after an Etihad trashing.

FOOTBALL IS THE GAME

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Here

SAVE US HIGUAIN

You mean by parking the bus?

Hello is this /handsome/?

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COME ON MIDUL

yeah he's a mong and i cringe when he's in the lineup. maybe Baker or Mount could step up

Madrid will spend all the money to get Neymar first.
Hazard won't go there but he doesn't want to continue to stay at Chelsea neither.

Jorginho goal from open play last week..... Could it be Kova's day today?

>Arsenal got fucked in Europe
>Spurs getting fucked in England

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comfy 2-0 win please, gotta catch those spuds

>against wolves
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

>Dedoncker is playing
I forgot he existed

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>Hazard leaves
>CHO gets no 10 and becomes absolutely ELITE

beautiful

Wolves are a meme team, they'll lose to Chelsea today no matter what.

Heard that Kovacic hasn't scored a club goal in over two years fucking hell.

Lads, how do we fix Rubens back?

Digits and this ends in a boring 0-0 slurpfest.

Kova is the pure definition of average

I've given up on Baker. We have ruined his career

le 25yo future prospect lad

post YFW chelsea finishes 6th but qualify for the champions league when they win the europa league

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Wolves have shirt without the name of players

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How many trophies has Sarriball won?

Oh look Jorginho playing another brilliant pass and no one's able to finish......

>Pedro

>pedro

Based barca DNA shitting up the EPL

fucking peedro

Panchina d'Oro: 2015–16[75]
Enzo Bearzot Award: 2017[76]
Serie A Coach of the Year: 2016–17[77]

Remember Demba Ba scored a goal just like that

The one against united?

More trophies than Liverpool and Tottenham combined

Ba's volleys are unironically Ibra tier

>that cross to nobody

yeah

>haven't lost a single game in London all season
>meme team

i'm a jorginho apologist but jorginho is "only" 9th in expected assists this season

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chelsea gonna win this for sure

stop jinxing it you nonce

>expected assists
what is this meme shit

stream please

"super" sunday

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this is exceptionally boring

Watching Pedro with his age holding him back is saddening.

why the fuck does no one in our team know how to put in a fucking cross?

4500 kbps bitrate low delay stream:

python -m pip install streamlink
streamlink --hls-segment-key-uri "mygoodstream.pw/key/espnkey.php?url=aHR0cHM6Ly93YXRjaC5hdXRoLmFwaS5lc3BuLmdvLmNvbS9obHMvYXV0aC9tZWRpYS9kYTBhNmUyNC01OTZkLTQ4MGItYjczMi1iMDg0M2EwMGIxYjIvZ2VuZXJhdGVLZXk/YXBpa2V5PTFpa2s0cXF4dnU5MjFkOHhraTFzeTJoZnY=&token=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" "hls://espnlive-l3c.bamnetworks.espn.go.com/ls01/espn/2019/03/10/ESPN_VIDEO_5S_M3U8_da0a6e24596d480bb732b0843a00b1b2_20190310_1552044055035/master_mobile.m3u8" best

>the absolute state of that link

Based waffle

ERA

ERA PENAL 2 TIMES ! ERA PENAL 2 TIMES ! ERA PENAL 2 TIMES ! ERA PENAL 2 TIMES ! ERA PENAL 2 TIMES ! ERA PENAL 2 TIMES ! ERA PENAL 2 TIMES ! ERA PENAL 2 TIMES ! ERA PENAL 2 TIMES !

was that 2 hanballs or the replay

ERA?

Alternatively you can go here: mygoodstream.pw/espn/replay.php?id=84ad74cf-b4d6-4067-abfe-32fa7827595b&co=AR&type=live&game=Chelsea vs. Wolverhampton Wanderers
But that means running cancerous obfuscated JS scripts.

Good god Kante is so based

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Higuain looking lean and tight

someone invades the pitch and punch him on the stomach pls

no

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Why do most footballers have a skin tight fade?

>the city of chelsea

That mustache is god tier

sub kova off now

Can someone tell me what does Kovacic do

Ruben needs to get healthy ASAP, Kova and Barkley are so damn toothless.

ruin his development by sitting on the bench for Real

They want to fit in with the zoomers

>when the play goes on and you stop faking the injury

Kova was supposed to be our savior

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nothing that barkley can't do better for a third of the price

does anyone even stop the play for those anymore?

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needs wolves to win 4-0

why does that asian lad's head look so massive?

over here they do, it's ingrained

BASED

THE KING IS IN THE BUILDING

Ummm

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based favela

BASED

>Hasselbaink is on the stands

So many childhood memories

im looking back and forth between the big headed lad and the small headed lad and absolutely pissing myself

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it looks shopped but it's not

Was Drogba the most attractive black player ever?

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is he sarriIn or sarriOut?

Excellent finish

he is sarriAllAbout

who would win in a fight?

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me

Sarri ball? More like Sarri blow hahaha

We haven’t looked dangerous at all this first half

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>drogba in the vip box, hasselbaink in the stands

hmm

semen slurping sport

Pedro out
Kovaic out
Piguain out

CHO in
RLC in
Giroud in

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is chelshit the most boring team to watch in the top 10 of the premier league?

Half-time qts :DDDD

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Based Ahmed

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Kek handsome

Sarri out

Don't think I can make it to Arse united lads. Probably for the best since I don't want to watch Arse get smashed.

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>we

>defending a 0-0 result
What a fucking cuck team
Nuno espírito santo seu retranqueiro do caralho

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I just managed to nap through the entire half

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are you webmanon?
im trying to use the encode.lua script for mvp but it just says "encoding from x to y" and then nothing happens

Why the FUCK did the board think it was a good idea to not buy anything during the window when the ban was upon them.

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where's hazard today? and why is the crowd so quiet, even for chelsea

they have stockpiled enough young players to be ok

Lavren looking HAGGARD already, she's not that old is she?

Sarri IN

>Fans booing

Pathetic

32 and she looks as cute as ever

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they got pulisic coming at least

*slurp*

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Yeah, it's me. Are you using streamlink to output the stream to a file before you open it with mpv? If you don't do that, streamlink will just send the stream to mpv through stdin and get cached, which won't work since encode.lua needs a file.

Foreigners out

wheres cahill?

who is this

what's vj doing these days

What has your pic been up to these days?

old and shit now. gonna leave in the summer

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Victoria Justice

Just doing what beautiful women do

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Ruben needed... If Sarri subs Barklel for Kova......

absolutely shocking

well sarri got what was coming to him by putting these zoomer 20-syllable basque niggers instead of based british born and raised talents

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Her face reminds me to an uglier version of Sasha Grey hnnggggg

10/10 feet

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chelsea could still win this game

>uglier version of sasha grey
I never understood the hype for her anyway

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Sasha was a natural. Her face just exudes deviancy. Her butt was perfect. Such a based porn star.

owt happened yet?

>"wolves"
>play like a bunch of pussies

that's a second yellow fucking nigger ref

stop letting luiz take free kicks ffs

So this is the beautiful football of Sarriball

why are we so fucking shit lads?

RLC is coming in. NICE.

>Ruben on

Sarri learning

>triggered because his chelshit team can't break down the mighty wolves defence

Lucky goal

Fucking Raúl man

>brainlet dau cac

Why doesn't CHELSEA recall Mount? Kid is miles better than RLC or Odoi. Lamps isn't getting promoted either way.

CHELSHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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awoo

fuck

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OH MY

>Kepa
Holy shit this kid is hot garbage

ABCs not welcome

Luiz the fucking retard.

>chelshit

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Wolves goal webum

>chelshit

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THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

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Ok it's a counter but how badly can you defend?

so this is the power of sarriball

mainly because all our players are shit
but also because they dont care and the dressing room is cancer

What the fuck was Kepa suppose to do with that?

Won my 'more 2nd half goals than 1st half goals' bet at least

Sarriball.

no i dont, i guess thats the problem. but you dont output the whole stream to a file do you?

Wolves are just the best team to watch when playing against top 6

>It's an other episode of Luiz being shit

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Not much he could do about a point blank deflection lad

save the ball

Absolute fucking state

Rui Patricio wearing number 11 is really, really triggering

Fucking David Luiz again
Why can't you DEFEND LIKE A REGULAR CENTREBACK
STAY BACK LIKE A REGULAR CENTREBACK

Why are you so based?

What's the best way for me to become Norwegian without being a country-destroying immigrant?

just realized that wolves coaches have weinstein company logos on their backs
based

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seething

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Sub himself out

That defending is like something from women's football.

american posts are hot garbage

damn you op

I am blaming Luiz and Aspie for that

le epic pro Stopper-tactics Luiz coming forward to meet the play

more like cringe

Likea Virgil Van Dijk

Great sprinting from Jorginho

another shit goal please

>country-destroying
Impossible for an anglo to not do that

Just get Hazard off for Ngubu and Kova out for RLC.

>David Luis just standing there
Why isn't this faggot in the Turkish leave yet?

fuck sake higgy just kick the ball

didnt knew ksi was a chelsea fan

CAM ON CHELSEA

Chelsea will still win

Check 'em

I actually thought that Chelsea were good again

>piggy

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I do and you have to. The script invokes ffmpeg with timestamps, so there's no way around it unless you were to rewrite the script to somehow read off the cache, output the slice to a file, then encode it, but I'm not even sure if mpv provides a cache peek API in Lua.

makes me unironically seethe

NGUBU

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

yeah boi young nig coming on to win the game

Big opportunity for CHO to show Sarri his big dick energy

Mariobro you were wrong to stop doubting Sarri for a week

>statpadding vs europa league shitters
why would you believe that

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OMG HE'S BRINGING ON HUDSON ODOI

stream?

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

I'MMMMM IN CHAAAARGE HEREEEEE

based Nord uploader

Chuck on Ampadu instead of Luiz. Kid can't do any worse, honestly. And Rudiger is shit no matter how hard he tries. The Germans/Italians tried to warn you.

Lol. Amazing. You are stupid as fuck. How mant times do you have see the same thing over again before you realize.

What made Chelsea like this? Is it really still the aftershock of Carneiro?

Best Mexican to ever play in the PL?

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I don't really doubt Sarri, I think that manager doesn't really matter.

Because 80% of the league is EL shitters or worse.

why is kante so high up ?

live.harleyquinnwidget.com

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RLC has done more in 5 mins than Kova has done the entire game

kante is a CAM/false 9 now

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ni, imho it's just that in the past 2 years the rest of the league got their shit together and this is causing the issues that have been there since post 2012 to appear for real.

LIGA NOS B absolutely dominating the English prem

Sarriball. Kante plays false inverted striker.

>slipping to wolves
kek, never change chelshit

Wolves keep beating us argghhhhh

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getting BTFO by a self-declared meme team

AHHH QUICK QUICK BUY SARRI ANOTHER 20 PACK TO CHEW THROUGH

I don't know, just find yourself a job as an English teacher or something and try to learn Norwegian. I had an English teacher in middle school who did that actually.

sarriball

Just need to smash the Arse and top 4 is secured. Ole's at the wheel lads.

I am so looking forward to another week or two of people complaining about Kante's position.

*finishes above Chelshit and Spuds*

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we'll still win the europa league, r-right bros?

Yes (no)

is there a way to just stream through stdin and then when you want to encode it, start recording it to a file? i guess not if -o (or -r) is the only way to specify so

how to counter sarriball: wait 50 minutes watching them try to break through your bus to give them a false sense of control, then start counter attacking.

Thank god Higuain is only a loan

>no one being autistic about tripfags
figured it was only the liverpool fans

Player power?

It's fucking fan power.

THIS ENTIRE GAME WE'VE BEEN SILENT. Fuck the entitled people in the stands, you sing and get behind your team to give them a fucking boost.

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Chelol

What has to happen for wolves to get a EL spot?

>we

I bet you go to less than 1 game a season mate

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Finish 7th + a team 6th or higher wins the fa cup

fucking hell rudiger smashed it

If this board renew Luiz's contract I'll fucking stop supporting until somebody else buy the club

don't they already have an EL spot since city won the league cup?

Chekek

>willian

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And I bet you suck dick

I don't think so unless you go through the trouble of coding some sort of proxy application with a circular buffer that can sit between streamlink and mpv, but that could get complicated pretty quickly.

depends on who wins the fa cup

based sub from sarri

poor jorginho, victim of workplace bullying

oh ok, didn't know you get nothing from winning the league cup.

No, now Chelsea are the one with that EL spot

It will most likely be Napoli or Spain again.

They scrapped the LC being involved in Europe I think, just the FA Cup now

Do Chelsea ever play away from home?

Seems like they are literally always playing at home every time I see them on TV or on MOTD.

Also every FA cup draw they have had for the past 15 years has been at home and usually to lower league opposition.

Fucking ridiculous.

Win the FA cup, or lose the final to a team that wins a Champions League place( mam city or Utd)

Finishing 7tj won't be enough as it's very unlikely the FA Cup final will feature two top 4 teams

Napoli will never win anything relevant.

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>that free kick
lmao

fa cup runners up don't qualify anymore, so if they don't win it they just need united or city to

>very unlikely the FA Cup final will feature two top 4 teams
Occasional reminder that the last fa cup final between two top 4 teams was in 2007.

The start of season was amost perfect aaaaaaaah and now they're shit ... WTH happened ??

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Harsh truth, we destroy everything we touch as we try to turn it into England.

they finally learned sarriball

Is Hazard finished?

Cancerous players that down-tools when they can't be assed to change their ways.

do you support chelsea for Hazard belbro? It's a shit team

>he fell for le dribble and do nothing man hype

>player barely gets touched
>falls to the ground and immediately grabs the ball with his hands, gets the free kick
Wish they started carding that shit

He never began. He's essentially a black dribbling pace-babby who only avoids criticism because he isn't black.

Will he save this shit club

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No he's dreadful

They can't, if they do that they also have to start calling the fouls even if the player doesn't go down and this would kill most forms of advantage.

Meat poi
Sosij woll
C'mon Ngubu
Gibbus a goal

>Literal who

For each (You) that this post gets, David Luiz gets 1 month of contract extension.

>Napoli will never win anything relevant.
Europa League isn't relevant.

Odoi is so fucking overrated. Bowen and Clarke are better, but don't get any love because they are Blonde haired, blue-eyed White boys.

...

Which top 6 team is going to buy Jimenez in the summer?

I am already triggered and I haven't even seen him play

Can't they give advantage and then go back and card the player?

Top four go to Champions League
5th place, FA Cup winners and League Cup winners go to Europa League

Where these qualifications change

a) If the FA Cup winners finish in the top five of the Premier League, their UEL group stage place will go to the next-highest ranked team not qualified for UEFA competitions in the Premier League.

b) If the EFL Cup winners finish in the top five of the Premier League (or top six if (a) happens), their UEL third qualifying round place will go to the next-highest ranked team not qualified for UEFA competitions in the Premier League.

Surely it couldn't have been this bad under Cunte

based

heh
he slipped over

odoi has looked like shit tb h

>brits

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Odoi scored goals against Nottingham Forest and Malmo, of course he's world class!

it's over boys. no way are chelsea coming back

...

Loving every laugh at the expense of the so-called Chelsea Football Club.

>he's dreadful

The bong has a point. Dortmund to Chelsea is a step down.

Hazard ofc

Don't be talkin sheet about mah N'gubu ladd

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Inter Milan

They'll turn him into another Willian,

He's the white Freddy Adu, lad

It's not that the problem.
Now there is a sort of pact between players and the refs: if I go down it means I want the foul, if I keep playing I want the advantage.

If you do what the aussie wants, the decision would be fully in the hands of the ref. Which is how it should be, but players (and fans, and managers) are too childish to handle that.

I thought everyone in Norway already speaks good English?

that's a foul

BOSH

>Morgan Gibbs-White

Chelsea look dead in the final third

Do you think hazard regrets picking chelsea over spurs? Had he joined spurs he would be playing for madrid, barca or buyern by now

DON'T YOU PUT THAT EVIL ON US

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Not up for it

Why would anyone willingly join the Spurs

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHAAA

>chelshit

>Higuain will unlock Sarri la

He could have killed the lad.

Schalke

>75% possession
>700+ passes completed
>Not one good shot on goal

Lmao

Where do you think they learn, you fucking mong? I think you might be too dumb to be a teacher.

I wonder what DAVID "CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE" LUIZ trip and Chelsea Manager trip are doing now.

thats what happens when your midfield is jorginho, kovacic and kanté

rudi handball

Pretty much, but if you're going to be an English teacher for kids I'd think you'd need a certain level of proficiency. Also just learning the language shows intent to integrate and people will likely treat you better.

I thought Kante was good, what's going on here?

Reminder that Chelsea are a shit small club with oil funds and now they don't even have that because City and PSG trump them for wages and transfer fees so the club is going to gradually fade into obscurity and never be heard of again.

kanté isn't a creative midfielder

He's good on defence not really to create chances

he's using him really really incorrectly

I can't even tell what went wrong today, all I can see is that the players are not good enough. Too many bad passes, too many bad positions.

For sure Chelsea crosses are fucking awful and I wish they stopped trying.

lads i miss diego costa so much

Rent free la

thanks for the report sarri

chelsea are soooo shit lmao

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for me, its portuguese empire

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Reminder that Wolves had more League and Cup titles than Chelsea before Abramovich came in.

hes off to real this summer

they are playing him out of position to ruin real

No you don't, you miss his 6 good months a year.

It's okay Maurizio

>managers sacked after barely getting a chance
Why would anyone want to manage this shit team and deal with the management?

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The tempo is far too slow. Every player is taking an extra touch than necessary.

feeder club innit

Have literally never seen loftus-cheek or Hudson-Odoi play well

English food is shit and the reason why piguain cant score.

---------------Kepa
--Azpi--De Ligt--Koulibaly--Emerson
------Kante----Pjanic
---Bale-----Pulisic-----Hazard
-----------Lewandowski

We are winning the league next season

STOP CROSSING IT

>higuain
>hazard
>jorginho

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Like Jesus christ how many good crosses did Emerson have today?

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What part of Wolves are you lads from?

Chelsea have more money than City and PSG, we just are following a healthy model of youth/loeanee development.

>Chelsea
>Buying anyone in the summer

The only recent manager this apply to is Di Matteo, the rest got at least 2 seasons.

cant even beat wolverhampton wanderers at home

Little Lisbon me

Absolutely shit performance by Hazard.

>Kepa
Colombian food is fucking based

>Dedoncker staying all the game

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No, Chelsea are just spending money awfully.

De ligt is going to Barcelona or at least Buyern

It's a job, you'll still get paid for it (and when you get fired you'll get paid for not working too).

transfer
ban
is
it
real

>manage for two years
>get some rep for being a Chelsea manager on the CV
>get a massive £25,000,000 payoff for being sacked

Gee I wonder

Based

Underrated

Okay, why would you sack a manager after only two seasons

walsall, wbu?

for me, it's wanderers.

how he tucks his shirt in to make him look even bigger

>follow a healthy model of youth/loeanee development
>receive a transfer ban

the complete and utter state of chelsea

what is Colombian food ?
Do they have good churros though ?

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Are Chelsea blind? How many blocked crosses and shots can they have

Why do we have a net spend of like £100m less than City then?

What do we have to do spend-wise to get back up to the stature of competitive Champions League club?

>people rate rlc

>tfw you spend £35m on Danny Drinkwater

Miss me?

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based belbro

HAZARD SAVES THIS SHOWER OF SHITE AGAIN

Swiggity swooty your team on mutiny~

you need to watch their games against malmo, bate and dynamo kyiev

>CHELSHIT

top fucking kek

>only

But Conte was fighting with the board and Mourinho was looking mentally unstable.

91379544

incoming

no
draw is fine

HAZARD FC

GOLAZO

BASED FUCKING HAZARD

manager doesn't have an impact on soccer

EEDIN AZZA
EEDIN AZZA
EEDIN AZZA

A P O L O G I Z E

H A Z A R D O U S
H A Z A R D O U S

H A Z A R D O U S
H A Z A R D O U S

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APOLOGISE

It's morally healthy, just UEFA are intent on fucking with anyone that isn't Barcelona/Real Madrid/PSG for actually spending money on youth rather than Galacticos

Oh shit lol

THIRD BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD

Chelshit goal webum.

Nice goal desu.

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He always looks like that, it's fine

He’s our best player in midlfied, he’s just not good at creating chances

WOOOOOOOOOO

CHELSEA, WE DID IT BROS

>What do we have to do spend-wise to get back up to the stature of competitive Champions League club?
Not much, just bloody stop things like or the same amount for Bakayoko who is then loaned after a years.

Hazard is too good for this shit club lmao.

>rudenigger

How do you pronounce Hazard?

can any one buy out Jimenez's contract or do wolves have priority? asking for a friend

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Maybe the problem is the board

>ruudnigger

Well at some point it has to change

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Hazard carrying Chelsea to draw against midtable league club.
It's gonna be 100M more Real

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Don't call us Chelshit

I liked you

>Play like shit
>Finally score

kek

welp 1-1 is still a good result for us

>celebrating a draw with wolves

Still shit

>give him too much space
>overpursue when closing him down

Fatigue desu.

genuinely think that was the quickest restart of play after a goal ever

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Adama is shit

FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA FUCK CHELSEA

ummmmm

ajareu

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Okay. I can't argue with the utter brainlet debacle that was Bakayoko.

Maybe, but Conte is not a manager you can trust, he's too unprofessional.
Thanks for the trophies, but he's not someone you can rely on.

>us

lmao chelsea are going to be fighting for top 10 when hazard leaves this summer and they're banned from signing anybody else

poor kante being stuck on that sinking ship

>Chelshit
one man club
can't wait for Hazard to leave and for Hudson-Ngubu to fail to carry.

AA

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But wolves defended really well 2bh

wolves have a £30m buy option

has-ard

Because he's a hazard to good gameplay

always rated him

>we
what players did you buy mate?

Wolves have priority

Agree. 1-1 at home to Wolves is a good result for Chelsea.

>celebrating a draw vs portuguese farmers

...

Azar.

>Higuains reaction
Fuckin loser

AZZAR

Wooohooooo, let's celebrate a draw against Wolves at home when we could have done a good job in the race for top 4 because Arsenal and Man U play each other today.

Chelsea wins 1-1. I'm happy with that result. Point gained on Tattenspam

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Don’t get smart on me he played atrocious until he did that shit

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no thanks

>wolves celebrating a draw against the 6th best team

pathetic loser mindset

Imagine if Sarri put Jiroo instead of poollian for jorginho.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK OFF HAZARD

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Fuck off Hazard. Two points dropped.

>portuguese farmers
Don't talk shit about Jorge Mendes FC.

what do we want in the ars-utd game chelsbros?

Begorrah I can't wait for Willian to leave the club

You know I’d be happy with this draw but then I remember that we haven’t played Manchester and Liverpoo away. But Wolves are a solid team

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>unprofessional
How come?

chelshit don't deserve hazard

I believe that all will be solved when he and Luiz leaves.

Wolves fans aren't spoiled boring twats, drawing against a side that costs 500m more than yours is something to be proud of.

how much were buyern willing to pay for CHO, agan? and why didn't chelsea leap at the opportunity to sell?

He ragequit Juventus when they didn't buy him Juan Iturbe (!). He had negotiations with Inter during his summer after first season at Chelsea.
He openly criticized the club for not buying the players he wanted over the course of the years.
Told Costa to fuck off before the club was able to find a buyer for him.
The he didn't play the players he didn't want out of spite (Drinkwater, Barkley, Emerson).

We didn't deserve to concede an injury-time equaliser either.

Draw

They knew the transfer ban was coming

Top 4 is gone we have to win all our remaining games and that just isn't happening fuck this shit team my once beloved Chelsea has been ruined ;_______;

Oh, thought you were a customer

You literally had one shot all game and created fuck all. Draw is a fair result.

h*zards a fag

He actually played Barkley a lot, as soon as he came back from his injruy. This is why I think that he wanted him.

Tottenshit will lose more games than Chelseaaaaa.

The EL is better anyway,

>we have to win all our remaining games

Manchester, Arsenal, and Tottenham, too.

Top four is definitely not “gone”.

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Just realized Wolves have been breddy gud this season, maybe a point isn't too bad