Liverpool v Burnley Match Thread 2

all liverpools goals have just been pathetic defensive fuckups. i thought burnley were supposed to be solid.

where are all the ABLs?

Are Burnley even awake

what part of Liverpool, Merseyside, England are you from bro?

Who /Biggus Dickus/ here?

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It already did slip. They’re second now after previously holding a 10 point lead.

what part of londonistan are you from bro?

>call made that doesn't help liverpool
>fuckin obsessed la city buying the league la
>heaton lets liverpool score twice
>completely ignored

Taking turns on your ma

wake up lad its not 2018 anymore

chika>kaguya

What means ABL

It's a well-known fact that ABLism is highly correlated with sexual inadequacy.

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>gypsy loves shit skins

are you suggesting tom heaton is on liverpool's payroll?

Ann Field, Mercy Side.

Lifelong fan of the Liverpool Redbirds la

based schizo ABL.

>gets punched
>scores a goal

Yeah Liverpool bought the Burnley keeper to fuck up their league while fighting for relegation

Think before you post next time maybe

Based mentally ill tin foil hat poster

Salah has turned to shit

Pride before the fall, it all makes the inevitable that much sweeter

Is Burnley too big an opponent for Salad?

Another gook that gives terrible head

why do they fuck so lifelesly

liverpool will sell salah to al-qatari all stars fc for 14 million pounds in 2021

he could score 5 goals the next 2 season and still be worth 80m to some middle eastern side for marketing alone.

benderson has 0 goals this year no?

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Typical Dyche waiting until too late to make the subs. Every time.

just smoked a fag lads

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Pistol Pete will turn things around

>complaining about Liverpool's luck in a game where they copped one of the biggest refereeing blunders of the season
The mental incompetence of the average ABL never ceases to amaze.

dubs and burley score 2 in 10

haha youre gay

i really need to goto england i'll fuck so many girls and probably become a model

Get

Dubs and Van djik scores.

How is that not a goal?

Rollan

Trips and Crouch score a hattrick

didnt go in the net

fuck sake mane. i needed that TAA assist

Das not it mane.

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Grealish just scored

liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year

It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson

If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly

Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert

OH NO NO NO NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>no name goalkeepr having the game of his life against liverpol
Fucking hate this episode

poor robbo

Just that there should be consistency in ridiculous claims

Yeah because nobody has ever acted in self interest before. Way to only apply that logic to help you too. City obviously bought all the refs in the league even though everybody's already suspicious of their money and they're being investigated for other financial shit

What was tinfoil hat about that? Suggesting a good goalkeeper giving away two goals for free is more mentally ill conspiracy theorist than suggesting everyone is out to get you and see you lose because ????

Oh that's right you're always the victims

Not a thread for this but did anyone hear that hysterical woman on Radio 5 last night?

>Chelsea dindu nuffink re: signing youth players
>And now FIFA are enforcing their own ruling which is evil and cruel
Host reminds her of the allegations and the consequences of the transfer ban
Suggest losing Hazard now inevitable as can't build a team around him
>So what, we've got 54 youth players from around the world we can use!!!
Er yeah, thats the problem.

amazing goal line clearance by mane

>having the game of his life
are you retarded you bandwagoning faggot

Dat is some nice defending.

How did he celebrate it?

Owen has been on the botox.

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>the game of his life
>3 shots on target
>3 goals

>1pt

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Same people probably celebrated Sterling's goal unironically yesterday

should get on the teeth whitening if hes gonna be on tele

>it's another salah dribbles forward and loses possession episode

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yeah she was a fucking spas. i'm a chelsea fan but even i can accept that they obviously broke the rules and should be punished

honestly shocked mane pasd it to him there

fabinho is really good

Hearing that one of the stewards literally got arrested by the other stewards during the goal celebration.

Absolute memes going down in Midul right now.

Salah is absolutely fucking SHITE.

>all these non calls for burnley

how many of these players have done gay shit on coke benders

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

seethe*

Salah is responsible for the second and third goal.

Didn't know Leicester were playing today

>Henderson was a starter for the UK WC team

What does this say about the current crop of British midfielders?

B A S E D

is it slipping?

That Da Ox was injured

Burnley second goal webum.

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JUST

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>uk team

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Inb4 Burnley tie

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one more, one more

>Eric dier started too

Lmao

>he rates allisson
lmao

das it mane

Its Sliping ladsss

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NO

Heaton is a pathetic keeper

they are shit. everyone knows this. everytime a young english midifelder does anything half decent there's calls to get him in. we nearly had to bring Harry Winks or even fucking Jonjo Shelvey to the WC

>another fluke

Dier is unironically good

>barely get by Burnley
I think the title race is over, everyone looks tired and we have no bench like City

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das FINALLY it mane.

>Give ABLs hope
>Take it away

M A N E

DAS IT MANE

fug

Liverpoop fourth goal webum.

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That liverpools under 12s team could beat your international team

mane is better than salah

a front 3 of mane, firmino and new signing would be immense

BASED

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>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

>BE ABL
>SEETH

How exactly is this game going to affect Leicester?

Phone posting cba typing

Thanks for these bruv.

lol salah thinks he's part of it even though he would have killed the move had he received the ball

Based Norway Webm bro

later boys gonna go shitpost in the chelsea game thread

Classic confidence player, he'd have missed that all season up until the last month or so.

Offside

>salad
>no goal
>no asssit

LOL

>salah looking pissed as he went for the shot

lol hes such an unlikeable twat

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Well done beating the mighty Burnley, Liverslips. Just wait until the 14th of April. That is the day Chelsea will end your title hopes.

Ya alright Panama tunisia

And there goes liverpool's chances of winning the title

Imagine celebrating being second place

How the fuck is he thinking he's the part of it?

Why can't they always play Sturridge?
He is literally KINO

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Yeah, if you are a Premiership striker, never call for the ball in a high probability shooting position, it makes you look "unlikable" and desperate, almost as if its your job to score goals or something.

Fucking hell lad, did he sleep with your sister or something.

i'm calling rn. If Salah starts in munich, we're out. If Shaq/Origi/Studge start instead, we'll go through.

That hairy manlet needs to be benched.

it's spelled INGERLUND m8 dont you forget it

CHARLEH MURPHY

Sturridge is shit senpai

surely he got an assist for the first goal?

because he will get injured

Backside

Maybe but an arab definitely stole his snack in school

He’s unironically shit

not according to sofascore

2 assists you brainlet

right, in your head.

Anyone got a pic of Klopp doing the Mourinho ear thing?

Why don't ABLs just kill themselves?

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