What did he do to deserve this?

Seriously, how can you be so retarded? It's a fucking game. what does doing what he did provide any benefit to anyone? Just retarded

t. reddit

>not going for a jump-tackle at knee height

that not how you're gonna injure a player, mate

burgers should be banned from this board tbqfh

I wanna see a fan try something like this on a hockey player

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propa british lad. Football needs more people like him

You should grow up

>i'm le so based because i have a nigger behaviour

>Seriously, how can you be so retarded? It's a fucking game. what does doing what he did provide any benefit to anyone? Just retarded

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There's no need, the hocker players are just as Nazi as the fans.

yeah fuck these nigger loving commie reddit tumblr cucks

>enemy player steps lightly on your toe, roll around in agony waiting for a free kick
>some asshole whacks you in the head at full speed, its fucking nothing

really put the usual football player theatrics in perspective

HEEEEEEEM

that's just evil tbqh, you don't want to kill the guy, just show 'im that in saint andrews we don't fuck around

Apparently the dude was Scottish

fresh meme

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This is how Human Rights works.

are you serious? getting your toes crushed by football shoes is way more painfull than getting punched in the face

What a retard. Anyone who does that is going to get a big fine, community service and a lifetime ban from the ground.

do hockey players have eyes on the back of their heads?
i could do it myself if they don’t then

>be manlet
>need a ladder to thump someone

he's just gone crazy maggle
you gotta love the passion of the EFL where anything can happen
haha! ballgame!

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they wear heavy armor while playing and you'd probably slip on the ice

I would have sensed the kid's presence from behind (6th sense) and dodged his feeble punch without looking.Then when he inevitably stumbled I would have tripped him up harmlessly and laughed at him. Then after scoring a pen in the 90+th minute I would have Chad-walked around the full perimeter of the pitch with my dick swinging about.... no one f*cks with me, got it?

Why is it always manlets sucker punching people?

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There was that time when a fan leaned over the glass and fell into the penalty box during a Leafs game and got punched lol.

>manlet with his gut hanging down

Imagine if this reprobate started shit with you IRL. I'd just pick him up and throw him.

>0:0
SCORE SOME FACKIN GOAL OR I'LL FEED YA TO THE PIGS
HARRY THE HACHETT THE NAME

>American sporting “““culture”””

It was just banter. No harm no foul.

That's stupid, you're not gonna kill someone by striking his knees. Meanwhile, you can perfectly kills or potatos someone with a sucker punch to the head like that guy did.

>fuck nigger loving
>endorse nigger behaviour

Enjoy your criminal conviction you fuck nut

because you can't hear them approaching

cant be nigger behaviour, the lad went alone

>chad supporta
vs
>virgin security guy

Where do you think you are, retard?

This is how you deal with pitch invaders

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I'm literally shaking on my knees just thinking of this show of dominance

>state of this reply
fresh off the boat

do you know who jonas salk was?
he was the jewish scientist that cured polio. he created the march of dimes to raise millions to fund his research.
polio was a crippling and deadly disease putting children all over the world into a wheelchair or an early grave. the vaccine for polio was one of the greatest medical achievements of the last century. its a globally essential medicine.
and this guy jonas salk?
he could have made billions from it. he could have patented it and made actual billions of dollars.
you know what he did? he waived the patent. he gave up billions just to make sure as many people who could be helped got the help they needed. he became a celeb after that even though he hated it. truly a great man and he left the world a better place than he came into it.

If I had a choice between polio existing in the USA/world and jews. I would choose polio every single time and twice on sundays. I would infect myself with polio and tour america spreading the disease in a custom built wheelchair or crutches if it meant all the jews and their influence were excised from my country like the cancer they are.
polio is nothing compared to the harmful effects of jews on the USA and world.I would give anything to live in a world where our biggest problem was building access ramps and compliance with the civil disabilities act.

that sounds like hyperbole. it is not. 100% authentic feelings. I cant sleep at night anymore. I wish I never started questioning things. I wish I was still a dumb rube out there able to laugh at things instead of a woke misanthrope. I envy the dumb.

>and they say the championship isn't the best eagle in the worl

he's even dumber than a nigger then

You’d get fucking killed if you did that

Where was Pogba?

Yes, he's a propa la

*scores on you*

grealish just fuckin scored lol

stale

would be a legendary match now that he's scored if it took place in the premier league

Couldn't have happened to a nicer cunt. God I hate Jack Grealish and everything he represents.

Seriously though, life ban and probably time for assault. Either not thought this through or just a complete bastard.

t. never played football

Getting studs on your foot or leg is painful as fuck

>or just a complete bastard
Well he is English.

Underrated.

Shoutlaugh at kendoyanars' power fantasies. These 79 IQ dudes don't need any help injuring themselves.

Yup, lifetime ban. Just means he has to remember to wear a different hat when buying his ticket

>Seriously though, life ban and probably time for assault.
Wouldn't surprise me. This happened here once in 2011 and he got sent to prison for it.

>A 19-year-old Ajax fan identified as Wesley van W had been drinking and entered the pitch after 36 minutes of play. He ran towards the AZ goalkeeper and attempted to kick him but >slipped to the ground. Alvarado then kicked the attacker twice[12][13] and was sent off for violent conduct. This prompted AZ manager Gertjan Verbeek to order his players to the dressing rooms in protest.[12][14] The game was consequently abandoned.[13] The KNVB subsequently rescinded the red card, and Ajax banned Wesley van W from all of their home matches for life.[15] He was also sentenced to six months in prison, with two months suspended.

The steward got dragged off too by police now for pushing Grealish lol

Theyre taught from childhood if someone hits you that you'll get in the same or more trouble if you retaliate so to just tell a teacher

>trying to fistfight a keeper of all players
fool

...

Based. Midul fags are nonces.

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>tripping a guy who didnt even touch you

enjoy going to jail lad

LOL what the fuck is going on in Midul?

>that music
>that editing

Here we see the 'top lad' retard swing. Most of these bumbling fat cunts can't fight their way out of a bag.

If you're a middle class ponce maybe.

based keeper

What was his end goal here? Was he expecting to hit him and then ninja his way out without getting caught?

twitter.com/ScottSweeney73/status/1104737006859493377?s=09

passion is back

It's just IRL social media attention whoring. To his carpet fitter mates he'll be a 'ledge' for the rest of his life. He accepted the punishment as worth the benefit the moment he thought about it.

>He ran towards the AZ goalkeeper and attempted to kick him but >slipped to the ground
>He was also sentenced to six months in prison
The state of Slippy W

I think the real question is, why are there white people doing in Birmingham?

kek

what the fuck

what does he have to say regarding the upcoming midul civil war?

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Remember Graham Stack?

what sport is this?

it was NOT about slavery ENGLAND

got em
talk shit get hit

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>tfw he takes one from behind after being put in a cell with an Aston Villa fan

Lads it's a prison rape joke.

>Not teleporting behind him and nutting personnel in kid cave

Shiggy Diggy.

Did he get punished for fighting back.

Propa lad. Midul legend.

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And now he will be banned for life for all Premier League and lower division games.

don't you remember it almost happend to mbappe when he played at celtic.

Not even a good punch

great to see

Players should have done in the steward then stomped that cunt into oblivion. He's a dead man anyway, half of Birmingham will have a contract on him as I type kek.

HAHAHA TWATTED RIGHT IN THE FUCKING GOB

>going to jail for hitting a millionaire that doesn't give a fuck about you

>no one shouts man on
terrible team mates

isn't that what they're payed to do though

wow SJWs are out of control
Brexit now, brexit tomorrow, Brexit forever

foy

I don't think they're supposed to kick him like this though

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Yet another reason to illegalize manlets.

wtf is this

>kick
>cant see the leg
>just as likely hes planting his foot so he doesnt fall over

you stupid reddit cunt

made me laugh

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Go back to /pol/ you're not welcome here

It's what happened a few seconds before this

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>tf

Thats why Mings was there, couldn't get there in time though

what the fuck that 'steward' is Ranieri

Tinker man can't keep getting away with it.

As a brummie in Australia, please speak English you CUNT.

youtu.be/l_Qa9dN3mI0?t=6

youtube.com/watch?v=-RUoEog2M1Q

>As a brummie in Australia, please speak English
>As a brummie
Could say the same to 'yow'

BONDI
O
N
D
I

hmmm
twitter.com/alfieperkins_/status/1104736113208541184

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wew

First contract he's ever had probably

Pundits should be burned at the stake.

Jack Grealish, who earns more in a week than many fans will ever make, is lightly tapped around the head. Heaven forbid frustration is shown as Instagram brainlets make millions a month, at the behest of big business making billions.
>it's ridiculous! it's shameful! lock him up! it's an embarrassment! these disgusting people!

intense

>Pundits are overreacting
Fair enough
>Pundits should be burned at the stake
wut

cringe. The state of Northerners

>Birmingham
>North

Someone failed GCSE Geography

Its OK my Northerner friend, you can tell yourself otherwise no one will judge you.

based

>can't handle the banter

kek the irony

He probably had 15 beers

He's been doxed already by actual hooligans. he's alive but dead.

Midul is just a code word for Souf desu

Konischowa my Japanese friend :3

No, the Steward was literally arrested by the police just seconds after this.

True nobody has ever been mistakenly arrested

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Is that guy your dad or something?

He is clearly seen on CAMERA laying into the player with his fucking knee. He also aggressively pushes the player and looks like he would have done more if he wasn't being held back.

His job remit is not to touch anyone for any reason whatsoever. His job is to stand in the way. He's not a police officer.

He will go to prison for that for certainty. There's no way you can be in a position of care like that and behave that way.

>He is clearly seen on CAMERA laying into the player with his fucking knee.

Can you screenshot that please

>fag opinions
>reddit spacing
Every time

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oh no no no

Cringe

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what is he eating? raw eggplant?

The fact that he's an actual sperg is not going to save him.

looks like a dry, overcooked burger.

egg and sausage mcmuffin

Should've done that to Mings.

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Suasage and egg mcmuffin

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should be able to, they need to stop players from going into the crowd to prevent fans from stampeding down the rows.

There'd already been a blue and the security would've been on extra high alert to keep things calm and then this bloke tries his hardest to get into and rile up the crowd.

#IStandWithTheOldCunt

I'm with you, Grealish deserved it.

>It's a fucking game
fucking w*men i swear

Who won the battle of the better statement?

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how fucked is he?

>Midul Civil war

Fucking based

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The good people on Twitter have contacted his mother.

Looks like he was wearing a paddy hat, so it was probably a disgruntled Irish fan that is still holding a grudge over the England/Ireland faffing about Grealish did.

I believe it's called fatawa

His own team's hooligans now know where he lives and aren't happy about his tweet.

Typical anglo behaviour, no wonder you're getting asian'd
Die already anglo scum.

nah it isn't, it's humorous but joke has been made pretty often on Yea Forums now for various things
t. fun police

Lets be honest here, Grealish has the ego of Ronaldo and Pogba combined and is currently the worst diver in english football.

redpill me on Grealish lads. Is he as good as ngubu? Why did the pitch invader target him in particular?

He's the image of being a bit of a knob both on and off the pitch and that winds opposition fans up a lot, not just Birmingham ones. He's also an Aston Villa fan who came up through the academy and has become a staple of their team so draws particular ire from rival clubs.

What a fucking butthurt lol. Hope Declan and Grealish die of terminal cancer.

They've already died a much worse death. They've become English.

I know right, greatest traitors of modern times.

lmaoing at the absolute state of british people reporting him to the police through tweets

if you're going to attack an opposition player you should probably make sure he can't stay on and score the fucking winner

Imagine they consider these mullatos white in bong. Jesus Christ i cut this faggots nose off with a table knife.

He hasn't tweeted for a few hours I think he's dead

muffin burger?

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Apparently his gf dumped him, kek

source?

twitter.com/alfieperkins_/status/1104764234968256512

based german humour

Imagine claiming to be the UK's second city and your biggest cultural exports are Jack Grealish and paedophile hunting videos.

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He is going to get beaten to fuck by Villa's young hool squad. He's put himself out there by making big statements and wearing Stone Island knock off shit, so he's going to get it.

there's a huge disconnect between ordinary people and the liberal media. after this guy punched the villa player and nazi saluted he was getting cheers from the crowd. also, people online, places like twitter and such are downplaying what he did. plenty more people would be agreeing with the invader but they don't feel comfortable saying anything because of the public backlash.

Based porridge yap

>twitter.com/alfieperkins_/status/1104764234968256512

scotty
@scottymorris302
4h4 hours ago
Replying to @alfieperkins_

I see you go the goose in Selly oak, see you soon son, unlucky for you I work there x
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Cozza
@CozzaAVFC
3h3 hours ago

Tell Luke Tipper I said hello
1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
scotty
@scottymorris302
3h3 hours ago

Will do mate

..................

ho ho ho oh no no no

absolutely fucking based

Why has the female copper got fake arms on?

PatsyTippingTinker

@bigpatsyward
15m15 minutes ago
Replying to @alfieperkins_
Just spoke to a good mate of Barrington Patterson and he tells me Baz is personally making sure this scummy shit gets served up

...............
His 'own side' are going to do him before the Villa get to him, ha ha ha ha.

I like how he flopped. Such a semen slurping sport.

kek

>what did he do to deserve this?
not upping the villa lad desu

Not really bothered or offended by what that Alfie Perkins kid has done, but I hope he gets slapped around a bit. Hate these weird 18 year old footy lads with edgy opinions who post a million times a day and seem to get loads of traction on pointless tweets.

is the ref really taking that long to put his card away or is he seriously considering red carding the fan?

>everything about that video

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based

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>English hools
Meh, your lot even lost against some drunk Russians

>hooligans
Why do these groups even exist?

Yes but they are not going to be fighting Russians, just one spotty epic soc media troll.

Even Graelish understood it was just banter you cuckold

Cringe but redpilled and necessary.

But what if he knows some guy named Dimitri, Ivan or maybe even a proper Vladimir?

based

He does, it's over. The Villa mob and Zulus can't deal with this.

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goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal

People sending his family pizza now. It's like 2008 Yea Forums never died.

>he doesn't know about second city derby
Its just passion and lil bit of banter between the lads

kek F to his Alfie's family home.
They're sending £120 a go whores to the door now.

it's more surprising that he even had one
she is probably right now having some fun with the actual hools

Our best hooligans aren’t allowed to leave the country anymore

I unironically know alfie in real life the cheeky little cunt, he does attention seeking tweets like this all of the time but this is on a whole new scale

HAHAHA propper lad

How much we betting he posts here?

damn

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ah yes, the world famous english banter

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playing up above

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It's been farmed out, all the midlands firms are on the phones.

no way

does he know his life is in danger

Ahahaha english football!
The cunt didn´t even hit his face, more like just pulled him down by the throat.
The irony is that the guy scored the first goal in the 2nd half.
>what did he do to deserve this?
He plays for aston villa who were playing birmingham, but grealish was born in birmingham and raised in a small town near it called solihull. And the birmingham fan apparently thought he was a cunt and a traitor. And decided he would help support birminghams team by taking out one of aston villas players by smacking him in the face, but failed horribly.

Not for much longer he don't.
S

Gotta give it to the lad he gives zero fucks, tweets been up for 6 hours, people delivering all takeaways to his Uni flat and his Mums house bu he has still kept it up hahahaha

Aston's in Birmingham, mate, they're both Birmingham clubs, and Aston's the bigger one

extremely idiotic clueless post
don't open your mouth if you don't have the most basic knowledge

He obviously felt he should be playing for birmingham city rather than aston villa. Anyways, i guess we have to ask the cunt himself if he is questioned about it.

Oh man check your shit soccer fans instead fucking anglo. I fucking laugh at english football or watching club football in general. And i´m only here to laugh at this event. Always have played it more than i have watched. I leave the obsession and vicariously living through other people, to you mouthbreathing hooligans. Btw. why don´t you deal with the muslim immigration in your country, as in try not to lose your entire country, rather than obsessing about some idiots running around on a field of grass.

>haha fuck your dead brother.
The literal state of english soccer fans, fucking pathetic and tragic. If only they could obsess about some more productive and beneficial things.

Based.
We are all /pol/ secretly.

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Absolutely classic match. To this day danes still have conspiracy theories about him being a secret swede.

You're an imbecile. Some stupid retarded kid who wastes oxygen and is a loser in this shithole.
When all of you retards go on about eugenics, you're too stupid to realize all of you would be the first to go

Dios mio, El Abominacion!

One look at the cunt and you'll see he's 100% Danish

genuinely braindead mong

He's just jealous of his massive cock.

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underrated

You've got to be a little crazy to take on a Keeper/Centre back/Mark Noble.

would wank him off

only by slipping on the ice and cracking your head. Hockey players are just fags in heavy padding like all American "sports"

It's just banter, I don't know why everyone is so angry at him. I think political correctness has gone mad!

Based or cringe?

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Typical slimy brit

I would shank your whole family if i ever found out who you were.
The Midlands is separate from Northern & Southern dickheads.

It was autism, wasn't it?

It's all over for little Alfie, it's a Salford thing now.

Are you a Peaky Blinder?

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same, i'd rim him at the same time

nice spot lad

Tell you what this Alfie Perkins is pretty based, he hasn't actually backed down unlike 99% of offensive tweeters.

creasing at one eyed baz trying to get him to do charity work
hope some cunt catches him and forces him to apologise on camera desu

Wow, this guy should definitely have his home raided and be thrown in a cage with murderers and rapists.

>Are you a Peaky Blinder?
Watched the first 10 minutes and turned it off cus it were shit.

The first season was alright, after that it stopped being a gangster show and turned into some boring espionage series.

apparently he's agreed to meet baz tomorrow lmao this will be interesting

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or sent to Malmo.
Go fucking hover your living room for your Wife, cuck.

What a vile and hateful post

>Go fucking hover your living room
Is he a wizard?

Gangster shit is pathetic. Espionage is for adults. Might try the second series as every cunt raves about it at work

Well good luck with that, I gave up after season 3.

my mistake, Hoover.

don't care fuck you swedish piece of shit

It’s just *slomo while alt rock is blaring* now
They had an actual story to tell in the first series and now it’s just a stylised mess which they try to keep alive as long as possible for the shekels.

ignore this dickhead pretending to be me, don't care fuck you swedish piece of shit.

redpill me on this baz guy

undercard for logan paul vs KSI II

>The Chaderican
Vs
>The Virgin englet

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Squad

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>typical jewish fighting ability.
i bet he even screamed anti-semite! at AZs gk

>condones
Based
Fuck Jack Grealish

he's an ex mma fighter with one eye once featured on "danny dyer's deadliest man'

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kek

And what does he think he's suppose to achieve? Seems like he has a high enough profile to not be able to use violence without getting in trouble.

Was in the tilton when it happened. Never heard a noise like that, when the ground reacted.

One Eyed Baz is a former hooligan and Zulu (Birminghams Firm).

He's a referee for bare knuckle boxing at the moment.

He's alright.

>Two fingers to smoke
>Not one thumb one finger
The state

he's not going to beat him up, look at his twitter
he wants him to come and volunteer for a homeless charity I think lol

really low considering it was probably a white kid. head smashed in is the appropriate answer.

That Alfie chap doesn't seem intelligent enough to learn anything from that either though.

well what do you think should be done then sven?

>He's a referee for bare knuckle boxing at the moment.
isn't that a gypsy thing?

>it was probably a white kid.
he's a nigger mutt you dumb gypo

I think it's more of a mma type thing
twitter.com/Iamzulubaz/status/1089601223173570560?s=19

It won't be Baz who does anything. He'll make certain things clear and this kid is out of Brum for good. His immediate problem is in Salford, because they do it for free and they do it for fun.

They should make Alfie the admin of the Birmingham City Twitter account.

Give him a Sunderland season ticket
Or this

looks serious, they even have sponsors and shit
I'd still watch two pikeys fucking each other up on an empty country road instead

>His immediate problem is in Salford, because they do it for free and they do it for fun
What does this mean?

The kid lives in Salford, but not for long. His manc address is doxed and rumour has it they're not happy. The last guy I knew who went up there and wasn't wanted had his tendons cut and his flat burned. The police will just take this kid out if he's lucky.

>gets punched for real
>realizes it wasn't a player
>doesn't roll on the floor like he's been shot

really makes you think

>It's just banter, I don't know why everyone is so angry at him. I think political correctness has gone mad!
>banter
I´m far from PC but are you sure that´s banter?
Because graelish scored a goal that won aston villa the match, after being attempted to punched in the face by that guy. Then a birmingham city supporter, goes to his brothers grave. Takes a picture. goes on twitter uploads it and goes.
>oi, you scored a goal and so we lost. But one thing you can´t do is bring your dead brother back, and that gives me satisfaction that this is the case.
Not exactly what i´d call banter.
>the playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks
>exchange remarks in a good-humoured teasing way.
He´s basically saying hah, you scored a goal but it gives me great satisfaction that your brother is dead, and there´s no way for you to get him back. so HAH take that, you evil soccer person who scored a goal so my team lost the match.
What the fuck does his brother being dead have to do with the match?
What´s next, someone goes and takes a crap on his grandpas gravestone of whoever soccer player that made it so their team lost the match?
>hah your grandpa's gravestone now has shit on it. Because he´s obviously shit like you. So it fits. HAH, and this gives me great satisfaction.
Look it´s just pathetic i don´t think it´s evil or anything, well it is very provocative i´d say that! But it would not be inappropriate to call him a fucking clown for doing so either. Tit for tat as you say?

Alfie
@alfieperkins_
4h4 hours ago

Any Manchester Villa want to know?
40 replies 0 retweets 18 likes

Matt Ridyard
@MRid_
Replying to @alfieperkins_

Send location
4:09 PM - 10 Mar 2019

Check the exclamation mark, he was being sarcastic.

>Check the exclamation mark, he was being sarcastic.
What about this one then?
And yeah it´s still up.
twitter.com/alfieperkins_/status/1104716355700436993
He´s just a twit, i don´t think he means anything bad by it, just likes being provocative. But i´d hardly call it banter. Partly because it makes absolutely no fucking sense to bring up his dead brother. it´s nonsensical banter. And ofcourse nothing should happen to him. But it wouldn´t be wrong to call him an asshole for it.

nothing like that is going to happen LOL although he might get kicked out of uni

I'm talking about the user not the twitter mong. He is going to get battered, it's just a mattter who does it.

Gayest thing i've ever read on Yea Forums. Usually browse Gay threads on /gif/. Am going to fucked out tonight by my boyfriend but that's less gay than you and your post.

>I'm talking about the user not the twitter mong. He is going to get battered, it's just a mattter who does it.
It´s just so fucking stupid to smack eachother around over a frigging soccer match. First this clown in the OP runs in and smacks the player on the side of the head. Then another guy finds the grave of the same players deceased brother and says he´s glad he can´t bring him back. Because he´s butthurt that he scored a goal so his team lost.
And that´s grotesque enough. And now you are telling me he´s also going to get his ass kicked for it. So more clobbering over this shit.

stop thinking rationally about football

What kind of weak-ass attack is that?

It's more than that. He's humiliated his own side, and their leader has told him to shut the fuck up and he's still on it. The (ex) leader is serious shit, and if he's not taken seriously then their whole image falls apart. Also, this guy Baz is getting calls from the opposition telling him to sort it out etc. Half the midlands are putting their word in. All these old fucks run the younger squads, it will be them who do it.
The old guys all have kids, some of them have kids who died and all working class families take muh dead kids more than seriously, it's fucking blood to start this shit and openly take the piss.
What you have to understand is this little goon is actually connected in a minor way, so now there's a situation they all have to sort out. Add in Manchester which is a different planet, half of these fucks are driving drugs up there and back no doubt.
I've said enough, kek. This cunt is dead meat, whether it's today, tomorrow or next week. He really needs to find somewhere to live.

Kid's twitter is gone.
/thread

in a real man's sport the "athlete" would have jumped up and beat his shit in

Manchester isn't that rough you mug, you wouldn't last a day in brum

what the fuck
what the fuck britannia

youtube.com/watch?v=9E7QTXWFmjg

youtube.com/watch?v=RVRl9U0MSzo (sorry for poor quality)
Managed to get them to apology to him for going on the pitch as well, the top lad

Smethwick isn't even in Birmingham baka

>Manchester isn't that rough
ha ha ha ha yeah maybe the BBC studios are not go to Cheetham Hill

brum makes cheetham hill look like Cheshire kid
pipe down

alcoholic clough best clough

Didn't hit him hard enough.

>yfw Alfie pipebombs him

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he made the match webm worthy

>The last guy I knew who went up there and wasn't wanted had his tendons cut and his flat burned. The police will just take this kid out if he's lucky.

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criminally underrated

lmao

why am i not surprised that the nigger came in swinging

takes one to know one

t. Good at parties

youtube.com/watch?v=R8vizw-IhTw

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not once, ever have i heard the Championship called the best eagle in the worl

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>paddy hat
>Yorkshire cap
Looks nothing like a paddy hat, they're pointy with a "D" on the front lad.

Good point, ginger boz eyed public transport masturbator.

>Aston villa
>in the town of Aston
>a lowley Hamlet in mid-England

Are you fucking retarded, a quick google search would tell you that Aston is an area in Birmingham.
>Worst Wiki investigator ever

youtube.com/watch?v=9YVOHu8qYSo

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youtube.com/watch?v=_M-mITqn5Kw

>supporting the local team no matter how shit they are
You sound like an American

YAASS

>gay mumble shit
youtube.com/watch?v=GnKUozXhScM

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mods are awake and seriously gay for free.

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>non london rap
cringe

>rap
cringing to fuck Lad

was this alfie?

>rap
>thinking London commercial shit is any good
youtube.com/watch?v=aX3cmYfL6gI

>unironically posting nignogs on 4channel

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>british rap
only good rapper you guys have is 21 savage

>Cheetham Hill
>2011 Census data revealed that 48% of residents did not speak English as their main language
wtf is wrong with England?

Lol

>first instinct was to flop
Faggot deserved it for playing such a gay sport

Look outside your window Sweden.
I'd take the banter from any other country but yours you fucking Cuck.

rap is a catch all term for hip hop/grime/drill/whatever. they are rapping.

plus london rap is just better because of the accents. shit sounds ridiculous when norf nigs try and do it.

even white rappers from london are unironically less cringe than black rappers from birmingham/manchester.

ok grandad, tell me about he war

Best post

>get punched in the head
>not allowed to respond, supposed to just take it
I knew this sport appealed to cucks

I would have teleported behind him while charging my kamehameha wave and then blown him up along with the east end of the stadium and said “heh, nothing personelle kid”

>brum
>second city
howling

What the fuck am I looking at here?

i don’t see how being banned from St Andrews is a punishment. Blue nose cunt should given a ST and made to go to every game.

*nasally gimp poindexter voice*
>i don’t see how being banned from St Andrews is a punishment. Blue nose cunt should given a ST and made to go to every game.

>howling
at what, city size?
fucking mong.

fuck off you manny bastard

manc doesn't even register tbqh. Just a bunch of loosely affiliated irrelevant mill towns.
only other cities with legit claims are Glasgow, York and Liverpool

legit claims of WHAT?

being the second city

thanks lad, was just confirming your mental retardation

further sc derby kino
youtube.com/watch?v=5uhujTvp6OU

there's only one second city and it's Birmingham
end of discussion

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>Latest News
birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/live-updates-paul-mitchell-appears-15953653
>The press bench is full here at Birmingham Magistrates Court.
>Paul Mitchell, charged with invading the pitch and assault at St Andrew’s, will be due in court following proceedings here.
>We’re now back inside the courtroom, where another case - involving a man suspected of stealing dash cams valued at £44 - is being heard.

>Solicitor Jonathan Purser will be prosecuting Paul Mitchell at today’s hearing.
>Mitchell will be represented by defence solicitor Vaughan Whistance .
>The magistrate for today is Mrs Alison Fisher.

>We understand that Paul Mitchell is due to appear before magistrates very shortly.
>He faces two charges, assault and invading a pitch.

>Four people - two men and two women - are now sitting in the public gallery, holding hands with one woman appearing to be crying.
>Paul John Drew Mitchell, aged 27, of Rubery, has emerged into the dock wearing a black jacket and grey T-shirt.
>Mr Whistance, defending, said: “This is a high profile case, captured on national television.
>“My client’s young family have had to leave their home and move out of Birmingham in fear of serious harm or death.”

How the fuck is that guy 27? I thought hes about 50

>>Paul John Drew Mitchell, aged 27,

holy fuck that cunt was 27? he looked about 40

>Mr Whistance, defending, said his client had been subject of Facebook threats.
>The defence solicitor has therefore made an application not to publish Mitchell’s address.
>The press has made an application to disclose the address.

Paul john drew mitchell
Perfect name for the perfect crime

>Magistrates have momentarily retired here to discuss the Section 11 order to determine whether the media can or cannot publish Mitchell’s address.
>After they left the court Mitchell, 27, waved to family members in the public gallery.
>Magistrates will be back with their decision imminently.

5'11 vs 6'

>“My client’s young family have had to leave their home and move out of Birmingham in fear of serious harm or death.”
His address is given as Rubery though, did they move overnight?

>>The press has made an application to disclose the address.

The press get a say in a trial? u wot

It's a trained response that wins football matches

That was Stefan Maierhofer who is Austrian

>Mitchell has now pleaded guilty to assault.
>He has also pleaded guilty to invading the pitch.
>Mitchell, who has a Birmingham City tattoo on his left forearm, appears remorseful in the dock.
>He has pleaded guilty to assaulting Jack Grealish and invading pitch at St Andrew’s.
>Mr Purser said: “Jack Grealish felt a push in the back and a hook to his lower jaw. He had just won a corner and had back to stand containing Birmingham City supporters.
>“The TV footage had captured the defendant running onto the football pitch, Mr Grealish with back to him and had name on back of his shirt.
>“Footage shows him taking a running swing, jumping on the back of Grealish and launching that punch.”

i hate LARPing faggot in flat caps

>Reading out a statement released on behalf of Mr Grealish, Mr Purser, prosecuting, said: “Jack Grealish was shocked and scared because if this person was brazen enough to get onto the pitch, what else could he do?
>”He didn’t know person who assaulted him and didn’t antagonise Birmingham City supporters.
>“It could have been worse had the person had a weapon.”
>Birmingham City has confirmed the supporter has been given a lifetime ban.
>”The officer who was carrying Mitchell off the pitch said Mitchell thought Mr Grealish was a nob,” said the prosecutor.
>”Mitchell claims he was not intoxicated and was with his father and did it as a joke.
>”He did say he was remorseful.”

>Prosecuting, Mr Perser added: “It was an unprovoked assault on someone doing his work. There was pain, discomfort and shock.”
>Mr Whistance, defending, said: “It has brought shame upon his family and the club he has supported as a child. A season ticket for over 20 years.
>“He has apologised to Aston Villa and of course to Jack Grealish.”

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>The defence solicitor added: ”This was totally out of character.
>”He cannot explain what came over himself yesterday morning. His initial foolish intention to go onto the pitch to whip up the crowd.
>“He is certainly remorseful today. He is a man with a partner, they have a two-year-old together and they’re expecting their second child.”

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>”The officer who was carrying Mitchell off the pitch said Mitchell thought Mr Grealish was a nob,” said the prosecutor.
>>”Mitchell claims he was not intoxicated and was with his father and did it as a joke.
AHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Mitchell

Has there ever been a decent person with that surname? It seems like every Mitchell is destined to be a piece of shit.

dont be such a try hard lol
whats next, why dont they hold it inside their hand like a fucking roofer

>Magistrates have now risen after hearing the case.
>They will sentence Mitchell this afternoon.
>He has been taken down to the cells.
>The court heard Mitchell is unemployed and was previously a manager of an unnamed pub.

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>Unemployed
>2 year-old kid
>another child on the way

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Give him a £50 fine and leave him alone. Nobody got hurt.

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he will never have to pay for a pint again in certain blues pubs. well worth the fine over a lifetime of boozing.

Who wants to bet on sentencing?

Ill take 3-6 months imprisonment followed by 2 years suspended and something like 300 community service hours.

what a fucking nigger

According to the reporter on TV right now the maximum sentence for the offence of common assault is 6 months in jail. His lawyer has asked for a suspended sentence.

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>not naming your pub
Probably why he doesn't manage it any more, novice mistake.

4 years. He's white, hooligans are pariahs and it was clearly unprovoked assault. Plus obviously banned from footie for life.

So this is what happens when you are stuck in an island for so long, huh?

But you've still got the pitch invasion charge. I havn't looked into the sentencing levels of that though I was just making a guess.

You'd have to assume he's going to get closer to the maximum than the middle or lower simply because of the fuss over it. Examples are always made in these situations.

It amazes me when you see these 'terrace hard cunts' square up against professional athletes. The footballers would kick the shit out of them so easily.

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Maximum he can get is 6 months, he's white so they can't brand him a terrorist and give him more. He'll be back on the dole in no time.

They do it because they know footballers can't retaliate.
>hit footballer
>slap on the wrist and not allowed back in the ground for a year
>footballer hits back
>£100k fine and banned from playing football for the rest of the season

>A person guilty of an offence under this Act is liable on summary conviction to a fine not exceeding level 3 on the standard scale.

legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1991/19/section/5

So it's 6 months maximum and a fine if the reporter was correct

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>full video of the steward
streamable.com/ljqg5

Eubz is such a retard.

Come on now lads, we all want to punch Grealish until he stops moving.

I'm at the cross keys pub now, where the fuck is this mug?

>guns aren't the answer but they are the way forward

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>home team scores 93rd minute winner against local rivals in cup final
>excited fans flood the pitch to give players hugs
>TRAGEDY AT WEMBLEY AS 231 CONFIRMED DEAD FOLLOWING PITCH INVASION

>streaker runs on pitch with milkers out
>shot dead
>hour delay while blood is mopped up from the pitch and corpse removed
>play continues

Arm the mascots too

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>27 years old

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The cross keys shut down like 6months ago mate

>Back in court for sentencing
>There’s lots of eyes focused on the Magistrates’ Court building this lunchtime as camera crews, photographers, reporters and members of the public await the sentencing of disgraced Birmingham City supporter Paul Mitchell.
>The dad-of-one, who has been a Blues season ticket holder for 20 years, is due to be sentenced after 2pm this afternoon.
>He pleaded guilty to assaulting Jack Grealish and invading the St Andrew’s pitch.

ok, I'm at the yenton then

>Paul Mitchell, of Rushmore House, Cock Hill Lane, Rubery, Worcestershire arrives at court

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based

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>We’re now back in the courtroom to hear magistrate Alison Fisher pass sentence on unemployed Paul Mitchell.
>The 27-year-old, from Rubery, pleaded guilty this morning to two charges following his arrest; assaulting Aston Villa captain Jack Grealish and illegally entering the field of play.
>The family of Mitchell are also back in the courtroom awaiting today’s sentence.

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>27 years old

Jesus christ, no wonder people say I look young for my age.

>Paul Mitchell’s parents are in the public gallery, visibly upset, waiting for him to be sentenced. His lawyer told the court his young family have left their home address in Rubery after threats on social media.

That's different, Mbappe is from Ngubuland and not a propa Yuro lad, so it's ok.

all u fukin dikheds on ere talkin bout me betta wotch ur fukin baks wen i get out

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>Arsenal fan from yesterday has been charged with the same offences as Paul Mitchell, released on bail for a couple of weeks.

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>Paul Mitchell waves to his family as he arrives in the dock to be sentenced.
While we wait, let's watch another classic fan attack.
youtube.com/watch?v=euazYRvNog8

>Court hears Paul Mitchell decided “as a joke” to go on the pitch. His mum is crying in the public gallery.

Can you just post the sentence rather than the filler shit

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>Paul Mitchell’s lawyer tells court he bahaved in “a manner that is totally out of character for him”

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Sneed?

Absolute state of Sweden. Ballgag and cuck yourself harder.

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6 years in the HMP mate

that was a big mosquito.

Pikey family around here called Mitchell, might be the irish blood

>His solicitor said he wasn't someone you'd associate with hooligan groups
>He ran onto the pitch with a Birmingham Zulus patch on his jacket

He's been jailed for 14 weeks.

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Plus a ten year ban from all football matches in the UK, £100 compensation to Grealish and £150 victim surcharge.

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What an absolute ledge.

6'0 vs. 5'11

bang on. Any time suspended, community service or fine?

dw just read

Nope, just
And

good banter

Mmost footballers were the hard kid at school. Nothing changed in the interim except they got fitter and stronger.

All the soccer players I ever met were the faggy kids. Must be different in UK where that's the only sport. The contact sport is where the hard cunts go, and the poofs play soccer and cry when they're touched.

>Arsenal fan
>White
Doubt.jpg

Seems like the luz extinguida epidemy has finally reached Europe.

Dios mio, la criatura de la región central

>responding with an essay to a bit of bantz

kek

Shouldn't you be hiding somewhere before the hooligans fuck you up, Alfie Muttson?

What do Americans think when they see this and knowing they'll never have this sort of atmosphere ever in thier sports?

>Birmingham City Football club welcomes the sentence handed down to Paul Mitchell by Birmingham Magistrates today. What he did was unacceptable and has no place in football. The Club can confirm that Mr Mitchell is banned from our home ground, the St. Andrew’s Trillion Trophy Stadium, for life. And nor will he have access to purchase tickets for away games involving Birmingham City Football Club, or have tickets purchased on his behalf. The Club has also banned another supporter for life for a series of vile and malicious Tweets on social media, relating to Jack Grealish and his family.

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>It’s almost like that primal self defense instinct that is in us all has been somehow lost through evolution.

Because it's a beergut fatlad who drank his IQ all the down to 80 attacking a well trained fit young man who trains every other day of the week in order to be able to go for 90 minutes with no real break.

If he retaliated, he'd break that walking stack of subpar genes in half.

In martial arts training one of the first things you learn is that martial arts isn't something you learn in order to kick ass, because when you are competent you literally become a weapon, and to use that weapon on people below you would be nothing but cruel and evil.

That animalistic primal self defense instinct hasn't been lost. It got replaced with discipline.

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god you sound really fucking gay reddit

if someone physically attacks you, you dont turn on your spidey senses and stand there like a bruce lee pacifist because youre in no position to know whether theyre going to continue attacking you or others or not

Thats because you are aussie so the cool and tough kids there go for rugby and australian football.

>The hooligans technique wasn't bad
What? That was one of the worst suckerpunches i have ever seen.

KEK

His Twitter's gone now. He might be dead