It's Birmingham City vs Aston Villa

Forgot pic

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Nerves have really kicked in now

where's the reddit streams now? can't keep up with it all

>Gary Rowett, what did you think when you first heard about Moore getting sacked

Translation: "Are you going for the job"

Tuanzebe still injured?

Yep, back in training tomorrow

when will EBJT get promoted to manager status?

When Sarri gets sacked

redsoccer and soccerstreamsonline subreddits

>there are people who will be watching dipperpool against some jobbers over the second city derby

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>"Real Brummies support blues"

Objectively false, they're stadium is empty for every match that isn't this one

Footybite

Moved to Birmingham 3 years ago. Maybe it's the area I live in (Yardley) but I only ever really see Birmingham shirts and flags.

How does it feel to be a hipster?

FUCK the police state that means basically every derby is either a lunchtime or weekday night kick-off.

It's quite ridiculous how football supporters are allowed to be treated by police, compared to the general public. Restrictions on how they can travel, where they can go and what they can drink. It's not the 80s anymore.

Yeah it's next to small heath which is where they play so more likely to see them there

Would be the same if you moved to Aston or Erdinton as they're next to witton

this desu
was at the sheffield derby on monday night and the policing was atrocious, supposedly SYP don't want the matches on a weekend because of the overtime costs or some shit

To be fair mate there's always a bit of trouble in town after this match when it's played at the sty

>beef already
I like it

mong

>hipster

These are our clubs mate, nothing hipster about ut. This isn't America where watching a team 700 miles away purely on TV makes you a "die hard [franchise] fan".

Took em 3 minutes to try to take out Grealish

Bunch of cunts

>kieftenbeld booked already
never in doubt

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Yank bandwagoner blown the fuck out

kill yourself you spastic yank
you will never understand English football

Based reply

FAN CHIMP OUT

aston villa fans all live in Sutton Coldfield. a place which makes every effort to pretend they're not part of Birmingham.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what the fuck hope they lock that little tramp up for 10 years

>thinking the twink grealish stood a chance against aryan chad kieftenbeld

I think you'll find its the Royal Town of Sutton Coldfield

Blues fans letting them known to be cunts

hope a villa fan comes on now and snacks che adams

He'll get a lifetime ban at the least

Embarrassing

jbl-esque clothesline

Who the fuck is Che Adams?

ched evans in pro evo form

Maybe if the povvo cunts stop pitch invading they might relax the laws

one of the top scorers in the championship

Tbh no idea where the stadium is.

>club struggling financially
>Run on pitch to attack player
>club will get fined for failing to control their player

Small heath fans are a special kind of stupid

Video of Jack Grealish being punched in the face:

twitter.com/Kianmalhi11/status/1104716654603366402?s=20

He should be executed.

Which of these clubs is supported by the Paki coummnity?

It's like the borough next to digbeth

After that they're gonna change derby kick offs to 9am.

Both really

Birmingham is pretty diverse

Grealish is a cunt but its a bit harsh to execute him

your derby is fucking soft lad, that's why you're allowed to play evening matches

What's that blues player doing? He can see the fan running for Grealish, why not try to stop him?

neither, pakis support man u and liverpool

>tfw these threads are dead because Yea Forums is full of plastic yanks and top four bandwagoners

If it can be played any time other than 12 on a Sunday then it isn't a Derby

lovely little ball through there from are brave jacky g

I see plenty of races at villa park mate

He was starting the fire

Do you want these threads to be filled with yanks, and plastic faggots?

Less posts but higher quality posts

Proper Brexit lad. Based.

>a foregone conclusion in pl
yeah, i'm thinking i'm watching this

not that many, it's still 90% white even though the surrounding areas are the complete opposite

grealish will sue this retard in civil court and end his entire life

Good choice mate, come snobs after the match. We'll have a pint of Carling

Fair point M8

Kill all plastics.

I care about football quite a lot, but imagine caring about it THIS much

I'm villa and I drink in town
do something about it

Who do you support, Yea Forums?

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That's not caring about football

That's being a pathetic man child who's so angry that you'll get yourself arrested because someone born in the city chose to support a team that you don't support

I bet a small amount of money that Che Adams will be the first goalscorer because olbg.com told me so
What are the chances, lads?

villa
0

For me, it's the Wellington

State of him. UTV. Small heath is a festering shit hole.

Why do so many niggers and pakis support the Blues?

Villa forever and always

solid choice desu

based bruce

Eh, I'd put this in the same tier as those manbabies that start crying or threatening to kill themselves when their team loses.

They're just emotionally unwell, I really love my club but the weekly results don't matter too much to me. I'd much rather care about the long-term health of the club, attendances and community involvement and that sort of thing.

Fortunately, there's only another hour or so of this dross before the real football starts.

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>manbabies that start crying or threatening to kill themselves when their team loses.

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This is the realest football match of the season

Proper working class this

I love how often I see this picture

Jakaye is a complete nonce

>Bluenoses
>work
user, I...

he makes good choons though ngl

if he was black, they would blame a lack of social clubs, and poverty.

as opposed to a dickhead just being a dickhead.

Only bluenose I'll listen to is Jeff Lynne

>pretend to be injured every week and roll around as if you are in agony from the slightest contact
>Get punched in the head from behind and seem to be fine

Did anything happen in Digbeth or Somali Heath before the match lads?

What is Birmingham know for exactly?

is there a name for grealish's haircut?

heavy metal

Muslims.

Inventing heavy metal and peaky blinders

Also villa invented the football league

Short back n stompin

Mate blues are the real people's team
Villa is the most pretentious team in the English league

>Muh 1 title from before I was born
>Sleeping giant
>Were still a big team

Shut up you're shit like the rest of us, youre embarrassing

ummm a little thing called the industrial revolution sweetie?? and we have more canals than Venice

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Metal works and the true centre of the industrial revolution

No one here has mentioned any of that except you, you obsessed nonce.

Classic

Peak Midul

Coventry are a bigger club than you lot

Mate, I don't support the Vile but whatever floats your boat.

See

Also see/hear it constantly from villa fans on social media

Brindley place would be lovely if it wasn't full of London priced beer and watched over by walkabout

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Friendly reminder that villas average attendance is bigger than the trillion trophy stadiums capacity

top kek

so it smells like shit there?

>Lad

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Villa did invent the football league though, I was just answering the yanks question

Sorry that facts trigger you so much, hope it doesn't make too angry when you're 11 fingers deep inside your sister

Where do WBA fit into all of this?

No because sewers don't lead into them?

all yanks reek of shit

is there a name for grealish's facial hair?

Sandwell Town? They don't.

Them and Birmingham city lick each others arses to sing about villa every time they play each other

no one really cares about them

make a rivalry with villa that only they know about

what did he get whacked for?

youtu.be/rmZCkkCsM5k
Absolute lad

You didn't invent the football league you fucking retard you were a founding team- of which there are 12

"Cokehead stubble"

deserved it for that gay hair and pathethic beard attempt

Full Grealish incident

streamable.com/p0w7l

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Being a boyhood villa fan

Literally that's it

BASED SOUF

Has the game been stopped?

>inside the box
penalty

Yeah. It's half time.

Was he drunk?

Is there any modern player who would turn around and wallop that spastic?

>A director of Birmingham-based Aston Villa, William McGregor, was the first to set out to bring some order to a chaotic world where clubs arranged their own fixtures, along with various cup competitions.[7] On 22 March 1888, he wrote to the committee of his own club, Aston Villa, as well as to those of Blackburn Rovers, Bolton Wanderers, Preston North End, Stoke and West Bromwich Albion; suggesting the creation of a league competition that would provide a number of guaranteed fixtures for its member clubs each season. His idea may have been based upon a description of a proposal for an early American college football league, publicised in the English media in 1887 which stated: "measures would be taken to form a new football league ... [consisting of] a schedule containing two championship games between every two colleges composing the league".[9][10]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_Football_League

Check your facts, dumbass

Yes, it's half time.

Must be a scottish fan on holiday

Mitrovic starts fights with his shadow

tell me about grealish? why did he dive?

Every Sheffield Wednesday lad

based
post more occurances of this happening
this went on a few years back,guy also had brass knuckles
youtube.com/watch?v=m8SCIvOaMHQ

sounds like we invented it

He doesn't dive, he's just a tough local lad who gets targeted a lot

imagine someone trying to step to nuhiu

Mark Noble battered one last season

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If that fan tried to punch me his wrist would shatter against my neck

Retard

deeney I reckon would sort him out
lee cattermole's another

did he nazi salute?

Points deduction incoming here.

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How many points should Birmingham be deducted?

this aged poorly

>Birmingham city fans will be embarrassed by that
>can clearly see city fans cheering when it happened

Surprised Mings didn't stomp on his head while he was on the floor

none

40

+10

yikes from me

Was that a UKIP badge he was wearing?

soft fairy cunt
you had it on a Friday night before too LOL police know you're not a threat

Personally, I think they should immediately be relegated to the West Midlands Useless Spastic Premier Division, along with the Villa and the Albion.

Scum of the earth

Based

Leave.EU badge I think actually

Affirmative

lel

why do english football fans try to act so tough? who are they trying to impress?

Man wear wrong colour, Grug hit man, GRUG SMASH

Who did you support before Nuno managed wolves mate?

the boomer generation who did all the hoolie shit in the 70s and 80s

>>>>>>>reddit

>>>>Australia

FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG

>claret and blue man bad

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Shrewsbury

ok, so then why didn't he punch a black player?.

if a player hit that literal who he would have been rolling on the ground for minutes begging for the red card but it was some nigger from the crowd and got up quick

Brits know they live in an absolute shithole so they embrace and revel in it. Other people live in nicer countries but "grrrr I'm well tuff m8 so I'm better haha"

>blurring his face out when it's been shown earlier on

yeah, you never see that kind of acting in spanish football

innocent until proven guilty

Jack Grealish would get into ANY la liga side

hey guys ! life long liverpool fan here and jusy saw the mugging on prem league mornings. this looks crazy! what a darby. how do i into championship football and who should i support

how much will the efl fine birmingham

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Yes, probably a lot but they usually aren't the ones who get attacked.

- 9 points
+ 2nd referendum

This is the face of a man that shags his sister

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>darby

is this the cultural appropriation the blacks are always talking about?

why do wypipo throw such faggy punches?

brexit moins brexit

Piss off you plastic yank

You really think someone who clobbers a footballer on the pitch thinks that far ahead?

how do i explain this to my wifes son

civilized people tend not to fight often

imagine being this cucked

£350m a week back to the NHS

they are all >190 cm

#refugeeswelcome

typical reddit faggot

They're unathletic and awkward. It's why every cringe thread is 99% white bois.

typical new world savages

Lol, that shut the bluenose up

>making excuses for being an fagit

Kick homophobia out of football

This is the cretin that did it

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If I punched someone they would shatter into dust so it's best I don't flight

how do i explain homophobia to my wifes son

You know why, white people are pussies and are scared of blacks

Requesting a super injuction on Paul Mitchell

...

>having two first names

i hate the english so fucking much.

t. mike tyson

His punishment should be to become Grealish's fluffer

Reminds me of that time there was a real cunt on our fan forum, that I'd seen at away games, and it turned out he was a certified nonce.

this is going to be 0-0 isn't it

what's everyone's favorite blacked video?

lena paul and kendra sunderland both have great ones

i know a guy with three

>going on holiday to birmingham

This window will close in 3 seconds...

Nah, Grealish with a 90th minute screamer

Robbie Earle calling for Birmingham to play three games behind closed doors, a point deduction, and the evisceration of every white male living within 10miles of the stadium.

>naming your kid mitchell
You are complete sister fucking inbreed retards in America

What a weird thing to get mad about

>pro porn
take the amateur pill, user

Actually we need more of this. Footballers get paid millions for their shit performances every month. Do you think a week without wages will do anything? Of course not. But a slap from a fan will make him think. We had a smililar case here where fans striped footballers saying they didn't deserve to wear those colours. Do you know what happened? Next year they won the title and a year after that they played in the champions league getting a point against several teams (even Chelsea).

City of the future, mate

We're the next London

>that post
>that flag

Of course.

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you have a future?

Hope not London is a fucking disaster

Yes, knife crime is certainly rising in Birmingham

fuck up you dickhead

Why did a German appear as soon as Brexit got mentioned - fuck off you dirty Nazi cunt, you can control the French but you'll never control us

Agreed. They're opening a new MS food round here so things are looking up

absolutely based

never let those snot nosed globalist commie faggots take an inch.

haha....

.......SCOTTY'S!

HS2 innit

>picks thier club based on childish badge with an angry cartoon animal/stupid name/cheerleaders

Lad pipe down, you're a fucking idiot.

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Imagine being Germany, we fucking buried you twice

this
a few years back one of our teams were playing shit so the fans trashed their cars in the parking lot, they went on to play drastically better afterwards

IN A BOX
N

A

B
O
X

why doesn't mcginn start?

>you can control the French but you'll never control us

house of windsor

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>McGinn coming on

He's going to tear their midfield apart

I'm not German, I just live here.

he was suspended and whelan was good against derby

To be fair Ladas and Dacias aren't too expensive to replace

Ahh, a roach

>paki in Germany being anti brexit
Pottery

>Small Heath

sound like a german to me

scenes

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Paul's sitting at the cop shop right this second now hearing what's just happened

Half the Australian cricket team are named Mitchell too.

GREEEEEEEEALISH

BASED EFL SUPPORTING THE FAN

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GREALISH DABBING ON BIRMINGKEKS

Grealish BTFOing Bluenoses forever more

JUSTICE FOR GREALISH

BASED

>into the crowd
kino

I'd suck off jack 2bh

did manlets finally recover??

how do you pronounce "derby"

>yellow card
bluepilled ref

Webm please of goal and into criwf

Yellow card kino.

darby

dumb people should just stick to grammar and words they understand. It would be much easier for the tweeter if he could just write "fan bad we mad"

That guy must be seething in his jail cell Lmao

durrr bee

darby

Dar as in Dark
Bee as in Bumble Bee

for a yank

dar as in darling
bee as in bee

Lol that was obviously a penalty

villa are winning the playoffs
cap this post

diving cunt

Brentford bees F.C. late push into 6th then gonna win it

Brentford, Preston, Wednesday, have better chances of reaching the playoffs unless boro collapses

americans pronounching "derby" makes english people rage

wrong

got a feeling it will be chadpard's derby desu

>Implying Pulisball isn't definitely going to collapse
>Implying West Brom won't slide down the table after sacking Moore

I love England?

We love you too, son

we just think you're fucking idiots, as with most things you lot do

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he'll grind out those 0-0s

oioi lads

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Oh ffs not that cunt Gardner

Did a bin blow over or something? Keep seeing rubbish blowing across the pitch.

East Midul here.
Used to work in Birmingam and fucking hated it, it's a complete shithole. The streets are drenched in litter and the locals have the second worst accent in the UK. That being said it's churned out a decent list of people especially musicians.

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>haha I have kids, lets fuck up my own life and go to prison it'll be epic xd the lads at the pub will surely love me

Those poor kids won't get to go to the footy now

He's ruined it for em, what a selfish twat

hope birmingham liquidate, useless cunts

his kids are gonna have fun at school on Monday morning

don't care fuck off back where you came from

>Bee as in Bumble Bee
>Bumble Bee
>Bumble

Most British sounding insect.

Gardner with a rugby tackle

Utter cunt

only one of zeppelin is from brum tho?

The guy who punched Grealo
fb paul.mitchell.77920

I'm here sat in a chair where i came from.

Black Sabbath m8

ELO too

wasnt disagreeing with your original point was just confused cause i thought zeppelin was london.

Pink or brown nippels

yeah and don't fucking come back or you'll have me to answer to

To be honest mate I didn't look at the image, I thought you just looked up musicians

No worries buddy

Typical Birmingham metality second only to Scouse. I was defending you. If you think Birmingham is a tidy city i suggest you visit other Cities, Wolves is only 12 miles away.

hows he missed that

how the fuck did they not get anything there

Fuuuuuck I'm so glad Gardner didn't score that

ahahaha gardner you shit cunt

>Cockshut Community College

>Cocks Hut
>Cock Shut

Lel

5 minutes fuuuuuck

obv pink
brown look disgusting

>GARDNER

Gardner pissing away chances

Sports gods are real and watched that bluenose cunt

lee camp is a bit fat desu

Where he's going, his asshole's gonna be the cocks hut.

THICC

Great game that.

Now time for the premshit... Yawn.

gg

Hahaha bluenose scum get fucked

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GARDNER LOST THEM THE MATCH

fun match desu

Is it me or does it literally look like he flipped? I mean the guy doesn't connect properly, I don't know why greasy goes to ground.

I guess I won't show my tits

Abraham looks like he's rushing in to slap a cunt

I'm down for a meeting next week at Baskerville House next to the Library that think's it's a Christmas present. I'll come to your shitty little Council house in Lozells and smash your Teeth down your chavvy little throat if you want?

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there's a blues fan on BBC WM claiming it was a villa fan that punched grealish hahahaha

tune in lads it's hilarious

film it for us lads

come to erdington if you're brave you mug

Do they do podcasts like 606? Could do with a listen after work

it wos an insoide job

>It's not the 80s anymore
because of the restrictions

the virgin the steward cannot dare touch anyone that is so wrong

the chad dont fucking march into some cunt if you dont want him marching you back you dumb pussy twat

Meet me in the Gay Village near the Chinese Quarter and I'll fuck your arsehole u fag

Best orchestra outside London. Probably best concert hall in the UK.

I'll be too busy with street dentistry, film it yourself.

film it for us lads

What a sack of absolute shit. Walking target
S

Meeting point? I'll film it for Yea Forums when you don't show.

lad im already waiting here ya muppet

>dodgy rock bands
>immigrants
>being a post-industrial hellscape
>having the worst regional accent in the UK

sounds like a beautiful rich multicultural tapestry that celebrates the vibrancy of england and all of its citizens from all walks of life.... no matter what race, religion, gender, sexuality...

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cross keys pub by erdington high street

>having three dinners

i hate the americans so fucking much.

>His idea may have been based upon a description of a proposal for an early American college football league
don't let yank spee see this.

wew that pub is now absolutely fucked for ever ha ha ha great job

Deeney' would've smashed his face in.

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Somebody film it, I'm an hour drive away but I'm going out for dinner with my family because it's my mum's birthday

Fair play b23 bro, I'm not hard enough or local enough to drink there.

probably. i don't get off the motorway to find out

happy birthday anons mummy :)

>cross keys
user...

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

protip: this '''''''''fight'''''''''' will not happen.
Back in the day must have seen 100 serious 'car park' setups on the betfair forum. Don't remember one fight as a result of that keyboard bashing.

this edgy cunt does it every time

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got any more protips lad

thanks I'll tell her that my online friends said happy birthday

thats fucked up

milk in first when making instant coffee

The meetings at 08:00, will be finished at about 11:00, drive down to Erdington in Birmingham traffic about 40 mins. So lets say 12:00, I'll have a beer in the Boozer then crack your face. I'll be with another guy but he's soft and won't have a clue what's going off.

>needing to take a friend with you
lmao bender

>I'll have a beer in the Boozer then crack your face
crikey

>comments

Kid's fooked

I have work tomorrow you bottle job cunt
come down tonight 6pm and I'll send your jaw into orbit

>Not having a second

Kids these days

Don't drink Coffee, any Tea tips Lad?

He's not a mate, it's a Business meeting you twat, hence it being at Baskerville House, Central Birmingham.

Lol, you already sent my sides into Orbit. I've been drinking so i cannot drive today, Oh i forgot to mention the Meeting is Wednesday.

>search this mong on twitter
>autcompletes, instant dox
ru roh

recommend loose leaf Taiwanese green tea

plot twist:
the antoganists here is samefag

Give her a kiss from me. On the mouth, do it propa lad

Tongue?

convenient that is
sounds like you've got cold feet you fucking coward

That's disgusting m8, that's your own mum you're talking about. Just hug her for a weirdly long time with your hands on the small of her back

You drive to me then

address now then, the keys are in the ignition

>doxing myself on Yea Forums
you really are a dopy cunt

>imagine being a balding gypsy from Romania

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That's not me. Show Keys in Ignition then Virgin. Derby, pick a spot.

Derby, Long Eaton, Ilkeston, Nottingham. Not bothered, whatevers closest.

Kek