Anglosphere World Rankings

>Homicide Rate (out of 230)
Where are the based suicide rate stats?

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How can the 3rd world vermin of eu*ope and so*th america compete?

So so so true

>Homicide Rate
add gun ownership

you've made the fatal mistake of including Americans as anglos mate don't worry we've all done it once or twice

I approve of this extreme autism.

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>like 6 countries in the World take cricket seriously
>3 of those Anglo countries that do are in the top 6
Looks spot on to me, especially the "more relevant than baseball" part, since for boreball it's just 4 countried taking it seriously (usa,cuba, japan and the us territory of puerto rico)

finland have their own fairly popular fun variant

This. Don't lump us in with these cringey dicklet countries.

>suicide rate (out of 183)
USA 34th
Australia 51st
New Zealand 53rd
Ireland 66th
Canada 72nd
UK 109th

Thanks

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quite a few more than that actually lad

An improvement at least.

>low homicide rate
>lowest suicide rate by far

Hopefully when we have the Brexit Civil War we can become more competitive, I'm just worried we may indirectly be helping out Ireland's score in the process.

Shows how boring Boreball is that the Finns had to create a whole new variant that made it a little more entertaining

Let's take the autism up a notch with a mini league
1st=10pts
2nd=7pts
3rd=4pts
4th=2pts
5th=1pt

USA - 81pts
Australia - 84pts
Great Britain - 75pts*
New Zealand - 65pts
Canada - 63pts
Ireland - 20pts

*only counting once for sports where multiple Brits compete

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>Argentina isn't a English colony
Why live :(

Your dad shouldn't have fought so hard in the 80s then

Problem is half those sports are irrelevant
Rugby League is irrelevant globally
Basketball is for niggers (but we can claim credit for this as we have colonised them)
Rugby Union probably relevant but taken seriously but fatass subhuman nations (tonga, NZ, fiji etc)

You mean the 1800s

Do you want me to do a Spanish ranking with Spain, Argentina, Mexico, Colombia, Peru and Cuba?

I don't think his dad was alive back then tbf

lmao

if some psycho gadn't massacred the tiera del fuego giant indians that casually hunted in the snow completely naked, argentina and chile would have better rugby and basketball teams

>angl*s

>highest suicide rate
>highest homocide rate
Are other anglo countries even trying

Is a gun an athlete? What about knives or swords?

The sports that matter are football, basketball and volleyball

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If we're talking about global relevancy then soccer is the only sport that comes close. And even then a massive amount of the global population doesn't give a fuck about soccer.

Request for a Celtic nations list please op

Reminder that the EUfags on this board unironically and willingly speak >our language

Are you English?

>scotland
kek they are albania tier, give up the fucking game you are finished

>us
>anglo
>unholy mix of germans spaniards english irish indians slavs and niggers is anglo just because they (sort of) speak english
Gee guess i'm anglo too, better go kill myself

gaa ranking
Ireland: 1
everyone else: 0 and gay so -1 point

how tf are we behind Australia and New Zealand in Softball?

You forgot the Dominican Republic and Venezuela
Probably a few more

>our

Ulster is 2

We are all Anglo Saxon, meaning English ethnicity/culture.

Our youth suicide teams are always very strong but for some reason they don't go on to perform at a senior level

>ireland 192nd for homicide rate
give it another month or two and that rate is gonna skyrocket

Please... Would be great. I love tea

How is Australia ahead of Canada in baseball? Canada at least has Joey Votto and Russell Martin.

yes, in the most dangerous game no less.

>UK 109th

but how? Brits are among the most miserable people I've ever met.

Maybe they were just depressed because they were near to you?

>women's

Suicide licences are hard to get m8, can't just buy one of those down the post office

we're 11th at handegg? based.

>leaves out the Dominican Republic, Venezuela, Mexico, Canada, the Dutch Caribbean, Panama, South Korea, Taiwan, and Colombia

>a good Yea Forums thread

>how?
NHS

should do the points the other way round for the suicide and murder rates t b h

We're not, Americans are just very annoying in person, I've only ever met like 2 or 3 that had actual bants, the rest were fucking balloons

1/10 brit suicides are caused by yank interactions

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Noted

Based

We don’t like being a bother and suicide sounds like it would cause a bit too much of a stir

Cricketers are very good at baseball

Cricket's incorrect btw.
NZ currently 2nd in test cricket, which is what you should be looking at, not meme cricket.

now divide by population.

More nations play meme cricket though, picked the version with most competitors.

we're literally trashing the >best ODI team in the world right now in cricket

Keep playing well and you might break into the top 5.