4th ODI (D/N), Australia tour of India at Chandigarh, Mar 10 2019 Indiab 58/0 * (10/50 ov) India won the toss and elected to bat
5th ODI (D/N), Ireland tour of India at Dehra Dun, Mar 10 2019 Afghanistan 53/4 * (17/50 ov) Ireland won the toss and elected to field
Stumps 2nd Test, Bangladesh tour of New Zealand at Wellington, Mar 8-12 2019 Bangladesh 211 New Zealand 38/2 * (11.4 ov) Day 3: New Zealand trail by 173 runs with 8 wickets remaining in the innings
I’ve had one of these with chaat masala though haha
Angel Sanchez
Nothing will top QDK's frustration
Josiah Evans
They call him Shekhar Darwin
Ethan James
mdh lol
Jaxson Long
>mdh Is the old man dead yet?
Elijah Murphy
said a prayer for Australia at mass lads God works in mysterious ways but I'm struggling to see anything at all here
Jace Murphy
Had a horrible anxiety dream where everyone i knew was sitting round a table pointing out my flaws
Noah Cooper
nah he's 96 year old and still go to the factories
Josiah Edwards
A wicket might be due here tttt
Easton Ortiz
How many were hair-related?
Nicholas Miller
feel like that happens regularly in real life for me except I'm not invited to join them lol
Alexander Peterson
Now that's some next level scary stuff
Josiah Scott
for me, it's being comfortable in the knowledge that nobody would ever bother thinking about me, let alone putting the thought into valid criticisms.
Brayden Butler
>96 Fuck
William Jones
haven't spoken to my family in yonks
Gabriel Peterson
shower on the cards during innings break
Jaxson Roberts
got a feeling its going to be a tough chase lads
Lucas Cook
For me, it's a dream where everyone I know is sitting around a table praising me for being a successful husband, father, and attorney. Then waking up and striving yet another day to make it a reality.
Jose Kelly
>there are plebs here who haven't already completely dissected their failings and shortcomings over many sleepless nights and haven't already reached the absolute lowest point of self worth lmao step up losers
Gavin Mitchell
my mum came to visit today for a coffee she brought be a quiche
Jackson Russell
for me it's giving up the moment things get slightly difficult
Nathaniel Cox
umm...ya I'll have one (1) plate besan gatta, 2 (two) battures, one (1) glass mango lassi with pishtabadam on top tabla x +++ .------- +++ who's winning bla x
Parker Bennett
I think Michael Jackson did it lads
Jayden Foster
haven't heard a work since a skipped out on Christmas
Juan Ross
no you're ignorant
John Nelson
i think he molested some of them but not all of them.
Robert Wilson
I don't think Michael Jackson is capable of sexual feelings or arousal myself
Eli Long
The guy was wierd but i doubt he would harm a child
Landon Peterson
even if he was emotionally retarded and stayed in some sort of childhood mental state are you telling me you never did anything with another kid when you were little
Nathaniel Kelly
based darwan
Asher Phillips
Your "sport" is a fucking JOKE you massive fucking FAGGOTS don't ever compare your shit "sport" to hockey again you no athlete pussies
James Wright
i never did anything with other kids, but i defintley masturbated from a very young age. 5 or 6 i think
William Cooper
No idea what my family is up to and I don't give a fuck about them.
Andrew Foster
had plenty of gay experiences actually now that I think about it
grim, had forgotten about that. might explain certain psycho sexual issues I have as an adult
Hudson Sanders
Dhawan The One
Aiden Scott
Probably talking about how much of a FAGGOT and DISSAPOINTMENT you've BECOME since you started indulging in a "sport" like CRICKET
Adrian Edwards
fuck don't rape em darwan
Zachary Johnson
...
Asher Morris
damn I only started around 12-13 for me it was a mix of both genders when I was really young, sometimes it was with this girl who was my girlfriend (if you could call it that at that age we liked eachother) and I would go to her house and swim and we got changed and stuff in the same room so we did like dumb shit playing with our bodies some of the stuff I assume MJ did with those kids if he did anything at all
HAHA THERES A THREAD DEDICATED TO THE AMOUNT OF SEX YOU SUBHUMAN FAGGOTS WILL NEVER HAVE BECAUSE CRICKET ISNT A SPORT
CRIKEY M8 BETTER DO SOME YOGA FOR KRISHNA OI!
Hudson Parker
Australia have him in the ropes
Based
Jonathan Johnson
Easy (You)s in that thread
Luis Martinez
HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR PATHETIC VIRGIN LIFE IM SURE
CRICKET IS A FUCKING JOKE YOU DURTY BROWN FAGGOT!!!!
Christian Nguyen
There's a youtube video of jos buttler and alex Hales effortlessly hitting home runs with baseball bat's but I would never be pathetic enough to think that this was an indication of anything
Bentley Brown
Disregard these as I am a huge faggot.
Jaxon Sanchez
And I know plurals don't have apostrophes, blame phoneposting It didn't even automatically correct my spelling of anythomg
Jaxson Johnson
CRICKET IS FOR FAGGOTS AND VIRGINS YOU STUPID BITCHES HAHA
Michael Morgan
Why are you so upset?
Ayden Sanchez
Has sebbo finally snapped or is this just some random 13 year old who thinks he's dunking on some noobs
Nathan Harris
reminder that it's currently just shy of 4am on a Sunday morning in America's Heartland: Tucson Arizona
Aiden Foster
the seething faggot made it in response to this thread sad stuff, but can't expect much more from an incel
Charles Lee
this burger does this twice a year classic incel behaviour, grim!
Ethan King
Might have been effective if the video wasn't a) old as sin and already seen by everyone and b) poorly researched drivel
you're overestimating the intelligence of the average Yea Forums poster
Ryan Kelly
okay what is the deal with streams at r/insectenthusiasts
Christian Richardson
HAHAHA KEEP CRYING YOU FUCKING LOSER FAGGITS CRUCKET IS A SOIRT FOR FAILURES
HAHAHAHAHA DESPERATE MORONS
Parker Diaz
Lads how do i get into playing cricket? Haven't played since i was a kid and scared of showing up to a club and being shite.
John Hernandez
I thought there was a sportscience video where they actually talk about spin and different bowlers
Cameron Thompson
based cuckold
Charles Gonzalez
Cricket isn't a sort for starters and secondly if you plan on having sex at least once try baseball instead
Justin Reyes
Better get those net sessions in, club cricketers will NOT accept poor standards of play
David Morris
just find a shitter club where you can have a hot and giggle give clubs a ring and work out what their standard is. you may not find the right one immediately, but when you do it's great
Xavier Edwards
Why isn't Dhoni playing?
Owen Parker
Yh been looking at going down with my paki mate and trying on a net.
Matthew Jenkins
CRICKET IS FUCKING PATHETIC AND EVERYONE KNOWS
HEY AT LEAST YOU HAVE "banter" WHILE YOU DIE VIRGINS
BITCH LASAGNA
Oliver Jenkins
Fuck off, baseball is for brainlets, Cricket has class
Carter Kelly
Pisswreck
Jacob Garcia
always good to befriend the pakis I reckon, cheaper than life insurance
Angel Morris
Based >brainlets are better at cricket than street shitters
Nicholas Perez
P A N T S A N T S
Henry Ramirez
he's American though
Benjamin Walker
India want to win
Brayden Edwards
The "AMERICAN" cricketer has only played 5 matches in his career HOWLING
I literally don't give a fuck just wanted to tell you you're faggots, will never have sex, cricket isn't a sport, and most importantly FUCK YOU STREET SHITTER.
Ryan Butler
>I literally don't give a fuck just wanted to tell you you're faggots, will never have sex, cricket isn't a sport, and most importantly FUCK YOU STREET SHITTER.
think this bloke might be unable to hold his booze
Lucas Robinson
American cricket star Aditya Thyagarajan of course
Jason Foster
Rough day to watch cricket Tough day to shit in public
Josiah Brown
cumGOD on ascension watch
Aaron Morris
>Thyagarajan made his List-A debut for the United States against Barbados in the 2008/09 West Indies Cricket Board Cup. Thyagarajan made two further appearances for the United States in that tournament against Trinidad and Tobago and the Combined Campuses and Colleges. The United States lost all three matches. >Trinidad and Tobago HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dylan Thompson
mad that cumGOD takes any wickets at all with the other fearsome wicket machines in the team such as Mitchell Starc
Matthew Turner
certain man ITT needs to keep his thoughts to thyself
Carson Gomez
OH NO NO NO
Zachary Phillips
C R I C K E T S U P E R S T A R
Nolan Gutierrez
Weak banter hey check this out No wonder cricket is the activity wth the MOST virgin participation
>be american >still mad about all multiple cross-code losses to Tripadvisor and Trivago you cannot make this shit up
Tyler Robinson
most of these are fatter than dwayne leverock.
Henry Murphy
>actually follow cricket in free time >it's played by literal virgin retards
Oliver Cook
think that baseball player could block a bumrah yorker tbeh lads
Brandon Gray
*NOT lol
Parker Green
COLLAPSE
Jackson Jackson
requesting sebbo Taco Bell banter Somebody make me laugh
Dylan Morgan
this could've all been a lot worse tßh
Evan Peterson
oh my god they're not even going to make 350. in situations like this the team batting first should be able to just forfeit the match and save everyone the trouble
Jacob Jackson
Good catch that
Joseph Jones
>(You)
Robert Sanders
Yeah?
Lucas Peterson
I said aus wouldn't make 300 yesterday too
Grayson Gonzalez
CUMGOD U M G O D
Bentley Williams
oi alchy locks u here m8. Tell me about cricket in Dorset
Ayden Phillips
wow that was actually friday. my head injuryhas caused me to lose a day no
Flavoured lube is a good thing to keep in your bedside table.
Brandon Rogers
cba i am tired we have a load of shit tier village clubs as is the norm, the talented few tend to get funneled to hampshire to play in a real county used to drive past that every week
>Shikhar Dhawan tells the broadcasters: "Another good innings, and I really enjoyed timing the ball. The wicket was really nice >The wicket was really nice >350 hmm something isn't right here, unless I have been transported to 2010 when 350 was an impressive score
Aaron Taylor
aus to win by 6 wickets, and that is a worst-case scenario for the aussies, where everything goes wrong.
slowly beginning to open myself up to the nuances of one day cricket . Certain man ITT has been an inspiration
Jayden Anderson
england will not win the world cup because as soon as they play on a surface that isnt a belter, they crumble because they simply can't accept that the pitch is not a 350+ pitch no matter what. just hit ur way out of trouble lol oops we're 8/5 or 20/6. mentally weak and not champion material. simple as
Jack Johnson
LMAO
Nicholas Murphy
you're welcome x
Jaxon White
sadly this
Evan Carter
No, it's just India starting to go downhill.
Sebastian Kelly
flexing on these niggas
Nolan Wilson
true. Don’t have the bowlers. Too much pressure on the bats . They’ll lose a knock out game to Sri Lanka or something
David Parker
>Who knew finding dandruff could make you find your love partner >Dandruff ne bana di jodi
just got a warning for an off colour comment earlier. I apologise for characterising anybody as a "half breed flip" and I regret any hurt caused
Nolan Sanchez
thanks for saying that and preventing me from getting a big head ;) x
Julian Fisher
just logged into viratkholi.com to find out more
Jose Diaz
I definitely think we peaked too early as an ODI team, we looked totally in control in almost every department a couple of years ago (even though we did contrive to not win the champions trophy during that time) but the cracks that were always there are being exposed more often recently. I still would have india as favourites because I think their bowling is better was true in the champions trophy and still got given a pudding in the semi final which we totally failed to adapt to and got btfo. I still think we are one of the best teams but I really doubt our ability to deliver in the crunch knockout games at the business end. we may win but I just don't see it
Isaiah Brooks
no worries mate
Logan Turner
what the fuck is up with the yank accent. Literally horrendous
Michael Hughes
viratkohli.com lad
Henry Hernandez
...
Jaxson Turner
no not after that site
Evan Gutierrez
Fuck Cricket. Getting really bored of watching these games.
I should start playing bideogames again.
Austin Scott
imagine if you combined alchy locks depth of one day cricket understanding with my broadness of test cricket knowledge. Would be the ultimate human
Chase Bennett
new Indian place around the corner from me claims to make a fish curry the way Sachin likes it, whereas the usual local has an actual picture of Sachin eating in the restaurant. Looks like civil war is at hand
know more than any man ITT about any cricket format from tests to Hong Kong sixes and am also deeply knowledgable and cultured on music film fashion history and literature they call me polymathbro
Christopher Martin
the most stunning and brave takedown an england captain has ever made in the heat of the middle
tell you really puts me off one day cricket. It’s that typical unaesthetic heav and subsequent chop on to the stumps in the dying overs every single time
Juan Morris
Elite heroics
Noah Hill
aaron finch really puts me off one day cricket myself
Zachary Carter
two beers followed by a coffee is the most powerful high in the world
Blake Roberts
too many wickets gone caught on the boundary too. I just can't get that excited about wickets like that unless it's a total mishit from deception, which isn't usually the case, its usually batsmen trying to hit it for six and only just falling short it's just generally too batsman-centric, which is a totally unique opinion which I'm sure you have never read before
Cameron Adams
like most americans sebbo is irresistibly attractive to women once they're past the event horizon there's no escaping his gravitational pull
Aiden Thompson
GOTTEM
Mason Rogers
stick a ciggie between the two and I'll agree
Aaron Hughes
yeah. Swear you used to get some aesthetic one day dismissals like fifteen years ago, just doesn’t happen anymore
Camden Butler
is finch dare i say it, psychologically cooked?
Tyler Johnson
never again for me
Evan Thomas
the americans were inspired to create the atomic bomb after witnessing the devastation caused by sebbo on a trampoline they named the bomb used in nagasaki after him
Kuldeep and Chahal reminds me of the two dragons from Game Of Thrones. Drogon(Kuldeep) and Rhaegal(Chahal). Both of them are scary. Kuldeep with his bag of tricks is difficult to pick. And Chahal is very wily. And when they are unleashed together, they end up burning opponents to the ground. Kohli be like ,Dracarys!!!!
Blake Gonzalez
pissing with rain in durban, as is tradition. no idea why the play cricket there
Jeremiah Torres
paneer chole kulcha on the cards lads
Ryan Stewart
Bit rude lad. Loman is /ourguy/.
Alexander Smith
THIS is the post
Henry Reed
does it keep the blacks from roaming the streets like dangerous animals?
Jaxson Reyes
there is nothing more Australian than cricket
Bentley Ramirez
This
Matthew Martinez
:D
Nolan Cook
homemade bla?? love kulche + *.* x
Xavier Gray
Might change my name
Parker Flores
Changed my name lads
Grayson King
suits u tbqh ngl bla x
Wyatt Smith
...
Jeremiah Brown
Thanks
Henry Morales
ufff
Hudson Barnes
Chandu my friend
Isaiah James
Good moaning dear bro
Lincoln Edwards
might donate a cheeky tenner to a battered womens shelter
If india had this much target then whole team would have been finished at less than 200. Screencap this, India won't win world cup because no one other than kohli and bumrah deserves to be in the team.
Brody Scott
Welp, gg lads.
Eli Wilson
William "Will" Turner Jr. is a fictional character in the Pirates of the Caribbean films. He appears in The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), Dead Man's Chest (2006), At World's End (2007), and Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) mate.
Robert Walker
dare I say it
Easton Cooper
daring to dream lads
Colton Jackson
TWO - TWO
Ayden Myers
go ahead bla x Turner turning the tables innit
Parker Morgan
WA and NSW name a more iconic cricketing partnership
Nathan Sanchez
>2-2 with 1 to play hmm yes not rigged at all very good
Imagine failing to defend 360. Nice """""team""""" we have here.
Luke White
TURNER THE FINISHERS INDIA THE FINISHED
Jonathan Robinson
Nah.
Noah Hall
THE ABSOLUTE STATE >THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE >THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE >THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE >THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE >THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE >THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE >THE ABSOLUTE STATE THE ABSOLUTE STATE >THE ABSOLUTE STATE
Eli Clark
Absolute STATE of these gandus
Gabriel Jones
holy FUCK we are so GOAT at cricket
Nathan Brown
very amusing last 20 overs. glad I tuned in
Ayden Brown
wonder what pathetic, belittling comment Finch has got in mind for Turner that he'll try to pass off as "banter"
Juan Barnes
...
Oliver Perez
4 more wickets needed Let's go
Jason Adams
I predicted aus by 6 wickets, and really they should have won by 5 which means I was only one off and therefore correct
Andrew Sanders
He turned the match around
Joseph Clark
who are these cricketers
Wyatt Perez
>Incredible this from Australia. Made a mockery of a chase of 359. Handscomb, Khawaja & now Ashton Turner. That too against India’s strongest bowling attack this series. Add Smith, Warner, Starc to this. Been saying for a while they can’t be taken lightly for the WC. #INDvAUS