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4th ODI (D/N), Australia tour of India at Chandigarh, Mar 10 2019
Indiab 58/0 * (10/50 ov)
India won the toss and elected to bat

5th ODI (D/N), Ireland tour of India at Dehra Dun, Mar 10 2019
Afghanistan 53/4 * (17/50 ov)
Ireland won the toss and elected to field

Stumps
2nd Test, Bangladesh tour of New Zealand at Wellington, Mar 8-12 2019
Bangladesh 211
New Zealand 38/2 * (11.4 ov)
Day 3: New Zealand trail by 173 runs with 8 wickets remaining in the innings

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant
bcci.tv/womens-inter-zonal-two-day-under-19-2014-15/news/2015/news/9788/dinner-date-with-british-raj
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_Cricket_Sixes
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

test cucket

grim thread

hlw

Pavement- Our Singer

Piss-infused Bread Edition

will be providing the above jambo for any /cric/ lad who comes to visit

Hey sebbo you fat fuck
We fucking hate you

I'll come over for a wee sammy m8

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certain man ITT tastelets

is this a road lads

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Holy fucking cricfest

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just give me a ring when you touch down mate, I'll be over in 20

>phone battery % doesn’t increase on charge if Spotify is playing
what’s occurring here

shit phone probably

quintessential yank ‘sique on that lad

means you've got a shit phone m8

battery might be on the outer

get a One Plus mate it won't do that
it will also charge completely in under an hour

nice punjabi girls in the crows

not falling for the iPhone meme ever again . Mean it this time

Kek look at this brainlet

Zampa in the attack

TIME FOR WICKETS HA HA

OnePlus 6T gang

Give it a google there's plenty of answers there.

MILKIES

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Can swear by Samsung m8.
Had an S5, S7 and note9

fat cow

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spotify /cric/ playlist ??

so true

always get a good laugh when you losers post the shit music you listen to

post your music taste Joshy

all subjective my dude

they're probably young lads who think their niche music taste defines them

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Australia is shit

i think the Jhye Richardson plan was a fail lads

For me lads...

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Do NOT let the Starc haters see this

Pedestrian as fuck.

grigget.

Circumcision is really no different than getting a haircut

based denmark

it's a decent television knock off

was just in the same thread on Yea Forums m8. funny stuff

letting Dhawan statpad his way into the side, classic mindgames here

classic stitch up

stop following me around

nah cut dicks are fucked up

*looks for thread about circumcision on Yea Forums*

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*links it*

The Chad one plus
The Virgin iPhone

that's hot garbage Joshy
try again

kek I already found it. gold

good album

just listening to magazine myself

why can't >we win cricket games anymore lads

should've got circumcised like base kawaja

it’s good honest music

the chad deakin
the virgin panda bear/avey tare

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who's gonna say it

So this is cricket.

>Economy: 8.33
good call

Is that what Pitchfork told you

SANDPAPER

OOOOHHH

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based

Funny how there are curryposters here when their side is doing well.

You'd expect there to never be aussies here though. Kudos lads.

Should I watch Beyond the Black Rainbow?

Because you can't win without cheating. Sorry just being brutally honest here.

yeah it's style over substance but still good

watch Mandy too if you haven't

Yea I saw Mandy which was fucking kino.

commentators are eviscerating Zampa here

public holiday tomorrow and I don't even particularly feel like a day off

exposing zampa to the indians right before the world cup was a horrible decision lads

Just watched the first part of that leaving Neverland doco. This Michael Jackson fella seems a bit suss. Somebody should do something to stop him.

b-b-but he took Kohli's wicket three times

Is zampa still a veggie?
I'll give him some protein.

richo to post with a trip now that a safa is here

>no pooinis
why?

honestly as much his MO as diddling kids

>wake up
>see score
How the fuck is Dhawan on 80s?

Dhawan the based melbGOD

>road

Reminder that his wife and kids are Australian.
>inb4 >Australian

OH NO NO NO NO

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Can already smell the chaat masala

oh shit a cricket thread, fuck yeah

kek na these don't have

>Poohit Jhatma

GONE FUCK OFF

I’ve had one of these with chaat masala though haha

Nothing will top QDK's frustration

They call him Shekhar Darwin

mdh lol

>mdh
Is the old man dead yet?

said a prayer for Australia at mass lads
God works in mysterious ways but I'm struggling to see anything at all here

Had a horrible anxiety dream where everyone i knew was sitting round a table pointing out my flaws

nah he's 96 year old and still go to the factories

A wicket might be due here tttt

How many were hair-related?

feel like that happens regularly in real life for me except I'm not invited to join them lol

Now that's some next level scary stuff

for me, it's being comfortable in the knowledge that nobody would ever bother thinking about me, let alone putting the thought into valid criticisms.

>96
Fuck

haven't spoken to my family in yonks

shower on the cards during innings break

got a feeling its going to be a tough chase lads

For me, it's a dream where everyone I know is sitting around a table praising me for being a successful husband, father, and attorney. Then waking up and striving yet another day to make it a reality.

>there are plebs here who haven't already completely dissected their failings and shortcomings over many sleepless nights and haven't already reached the absolute lowest point of self worth
lmao step up losers

my mum came to visit today for a coffee
she brought be a quiche

for me it's giving up the moment things get slightly difficult

umm...ya I'll have one (1) plate besan gatta, 2 (two) battures, one (1) glass mango lassi with pishtabadam on top
tabla x
+++ .------- +++
who's winning bla
x

I think Michael Jackson did it lads

haven't heard a work since a skipped out on Christmas

no you're ignorant

i think he molested some of them but not all of them.

I don't think Michael Jackson is capable of sexual feelings or arousal myself

The guy was wierd but i doubt he would harm a child

even if he was emotionally retarded and stayed in some sort of childhood mental state are you telling me you never did anything with another kid when you were little

based darwan

Your "sport" is a fucking JOKE you massive fucking FAGGOTS don't ever compare your shit "sport" to hockey again you no athlete pussies

i never did anything with other kids, but i defintley masturbated from a very young age. 5 or 6 i think

No idea what my family is up to and I don't give a fuck about them.

had plenty of gay experiences actually now that I think about it

grim, had forgotten about that. might explain certain psycho sexual issues I have as an adult

Dhawan The One

Probably talking about how much of a FAGGOT and DISSAPOINTMENT you've BECOME since you started indulging in a "sport" like CRICKET

fuck don't rape em darwan

...

damn I only started around 12-13
for me it was a mix of both genders when I was really young, sometimes it was with this girl who was my girlfriend (if you could call it that at that age we liked eachother) and I would go to her house and swim and we got changed and stuff in the same room so we did like dumb shit playing with our bodies some of the stuff I assume MJ did with those kids if he did anything at all

CUMMIES

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Some real depraved motherfuckers in /cric/ lads.

can't remember the details but I definitely did shit of a sexual character with Brandon Matera's sister when I was 5

>me

CUMGOD. Good knock though.

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C U M M E D
U
M
M
E
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me?? 'twas the lovely Uma Ganesh. from grades 1-4, we used to sit together and we would hug and kiss each other to our hearts content
x

based

CRICKET is not a sport you unathletic FAGGOTS

get any bobs mate?

They call you Powaibro

NOT a perv bla x
x

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fuck never seen kohli play unorthodox shots lol

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HAHA THERES A THREAD DEDICATED TO THE AMOUNT OF SEX YOU SUBHUMAN FAGGOTS WILL NEVER HAVE BECAUSE CRICKET ISNT A SPORT


CRIKEY M8 BETTER DO SOME YOGA FOR KRISHNA OI!

Australia have him in the ropes

Based

Easy (You)s in that thread

HIGHLIGHT OF YOUR PATHETIC VIRGIN LIFE IM SURE

CRICKET IS A FUCKING JOKE YOU DURTY BROWN FAGGOT!!!!

There's a youtube video of jos buttler and alex Hales effortlessly hitting home runs with baseball bat's but I would never be pathetic enough to think that this was an indication of anything

Disregard these as I am a huge faggot.

And I know plurals don't have apostrophes, blame phoneposting
It didn't even automatically correct my spelling of anythomg

CRICKET IS FOR FAGGOTS AND VIRGINS YOU STUPID BITCHES HAHA

Why are you so upset?

Has sebbo finally snapped or is this just some random 13 year old who thinks he's dunking on some noobs

reminder that it's currently just shy of 4am on a Sunday morning in America's Heartland: Tucson Arizona

the seething faggot made it in response to this thread sad stuff, but can't expect much more from an incel

this burger does this twice a year
classic incel behaviour, grim!

Might have been effective if the video wasn't a) old as sin and already seen by everyone and b) poorly researched drivel

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you're overestimating the intelligence of the average Yea Forums poster

okay what is the deal with streams at r/insectenthusiasts

HAHAHA KEEP CRYING YOU FUCKING LOSER FAGGITS CRUCKET IS A SOIRT FOR FAILURES

HAHAHAHAHA DESPERATE MORONS

Lads how do i get into playing cricket? Haven't played since i was a kid and scared of showing up to a club and being shite.

I thought there was a sportscience video where they actually talk about spin and different bowlers

based cuckold

Cricket isn't a sort for starters and secondly if you plan on having sex at least once try baseball instead

Better get those net sessions in, club cricketers will NOT accept poor standards of play

just find a shitter club where you can have a hot and giggle
give clubs a ring and work out what their standard is. you may not find the right one immediately, but when you do it's great

Why isn't Dhoni playing?

Yh been looking at going down with my paki mate and trying on a net.

CRICKET IS FUCKING PATHETIC AND EVERYONE KNOWS

HEY AT LEAST YOU HAVE "banter" WHILE YOU DIE VIRGINS


BITCH LASAGNA

Fuck off, baseball is for brainlets, Cricket has class

Pisswreck

always good to befriend the pakis I reckon, cheaper than life insurance

Based
>brainlets are better at cricket than street shitters

P A N T S
A
N
T
S

he's American though

India want to win

The "AMERICAN" cricketer has only played 5 matches in his career
HOWLING

Cope

Thoughts on the American cricketer lads?

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In this country baseball/rounders is for children

looks like a superstar to me

I literally don't give a fuck just wanted to tell you you're faggots, will never have sex, cricket isn't a sport, and most importantly FUCK YOU STREET SHITTER.

>I literally don't give a fuck just wanted to tell you you're faggots, will never have sex, cricket isn't a sport, and most importantly FUCK YOU STREET SHITTER.

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t. on the ropes

I bet your parents are proud of how you turned out, Jesus Christ

Hey did you guys see this thread? What do you think? People are saying cricket requires no skill and is GAY

Easy on the arteries bro

what's his name? Wonder what the matches were lmao

yeah did see it mate

my god it's still going
the hunger has still not been satiated

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think this bloke might be unable to hold his booze

American cricket star Aditya Thyagarajan of course

Rough day to watch cricket
Tough day to shit in public

cumGOD on ascension watch

>Thyagarajan made his List-A debut for the United States against Barbados in the 2008/09 West Indies Cricket Board Cup. Thyagarajan made two further appearances for the United States in that tournament against Trinidad and Tobago and the Combined Campuses and Colleges. The United States lost all three matches.
>Trinidad and Tobago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

mad that cumGOD takes any wickets at all with the other fearsome wicket machines in the team such as Mitchell Starc

certain man ITT needs to keep his thoughts to thyself

OH NO NO NO

C R I C K E T
S U P E R S T A R

Weak banter hey check this out
No wonder cricket is the activity wth the MOST virgin participation

BASED Cummies

>le every british poster is me xD
Idiot

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>be american
>still mad about all multiple cross-code losses to Tripadvisor and Trivago
you cannot make this shit up

most of these are fatter than dwayne leverock.

>actually follow cricket in free time
>it's played by literal virgin retards

think that baseball player could block a bumrah yorker tbeh lads

*NOT lol

COLLAPSE

requesting sebbo Taco Bell banter
Somebody make me laugh

this could've all been a lot worse tßh

oh my god they're not even going to make 350.
in situations like this the team batting first should be able to just forfeit the match and save everyone the trouble

Good catch that

>(You)

Yeah?

I said aus wouldn't make 300 yesterday too

CUMGOD
U
M
G
O
D

oi alchy locks u here m8. Tell me about cricket in Dorset

wow that was actually friday. my head injuryhas caused me to lose a day
no

GONE FUCK OFF

why not

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerne_Abbas_Giant

>Bumrah
>6

Flavoured lube is a good thing to keep in your bedside table.

cba i am tired
we have a load of shit tier village clubs as is the norm, the talented few tend to get funneled to hampshire to play in a real county
used to drive past that every week

bumGOD > cumGOD
bumGOD > cumGOD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just tucking into some dal makhani myself

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the Chad alchy locks
the virgin zachy

>dal makhani
B A S E D
A
S
E
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will be in dinner

par score innit x

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tell me about your shop

gonna have a baguette for lunch and watch some grigget

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we accept money in exchange for goods

BASED

>Shikhar Dhawan tells the broadcasters: "Another good innings, and I really enjoyed timing the ball. The wicket was really nice
>The wicket was really nice
>350
hmm something isn't right here, unless I have been transported to 2010 when 350 was an impressive score

aus to win by 6 wickets, and that is a worst-case scenario for the aussies, where everything goes wrong.

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ya... agreed. thought the same when I read it
also
>smart work paid off
umm..k shikari shambu
x

>shikari shambu
Haven't heard that name in yonks.

they call you amarchitrakathabro
x

India will lose
>350
Pffft, HAHAHAHA

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Probably read one or two Tinkle books in my life lol

*tinklebro

I thought 313 was nowhere near enough on friday given the start they had and was proved wrong.
maybe aus are world cup contenders after all

Good filename that

OH NO NO NO

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slowly beginning to open myself up to the nuances of one day cricket . Certain man ITT has been an inspiration

england will not win the world cup because as soon as they play on a surface that isnt a belter, they crumble because they simply can't accept that the pitch is not a 350+ pitch no matter what. just hit ur way out of trouble lol oops we're 8/5 or 20/6. mentally weak and not champion material. simple as

LMAO

you're welcome x

sadly this

No, it's just India starting to go downhill.

flexing on these niggas

true. Don’t have the bowlers. Too much pressure on the bats . They’ll lose a knock out game to Sri Lanka or something

>Who knew finding dandruff could make you find your love partner
>Dandruff ne bana di jodi

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it's your world cup though. just pay off the curators lol
ironic that typical English conditions will probably work against you

>love partner
life partner kek

KEK
E
K

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yanks are the opposite of inspiring in general

just got a warning for an off colour comment earlier. I apologise for characterising anybody as a "half breed flip" and I regret any hurt caused

thanks for saying that and preventing me from getting a big head ;) x

just logged into viratkholi.com to find out more

I definitely think we peaked too early as an ODI team, we looked totally in control in almost every department a couple of years ago (even though we did contrive to not win the champions trophy during that time) but the cracks that were always there are being exposed more often recently. I still would have india as favourites because I think their bowling is better
was true in the champions trophy and still got given a pudding in the semi final which we totally failed to adapt to and got btfo. I still think we are one of the best teams but I really doubt our ability to deliver in the crunch knockout games at the business end. we may win but I just don't see it

no worries mate

what the fuck is up with the yank accent. Literally horrendous

viratkohli.com lad

...

no not after that site

Fuck Cricket. Getting really bored of watching these games.

I should start playing bideogames again.

imagine if you combined alchy locks depth of one day cricket understanding with my broadness of test cricket knowledge. Would be the ultimate human

new Indian place around the corner from me claims to make a fish curry the way Sachin likes it, whereas the usual local has an actual picture of Sachin eating in the restaurant. Looks like civil war is at hand

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>indian food outside of England or India
Not even once senpai, not even once

Just love alchy locks lad

Gay

they seem to like it
bcci.tv/womens-inter-zonal-two-day-under-19-2014-15/news/2015/news/9788/dinner-date-with-british-raj

Don't use it as an insult mate

know more than any man ITT about any cricket format from tests to Hong Kong sixes and am also deeply knowledgable and cultured on music film fashion history and literature
they call me polymathbro

the most stunning and brave takedown an england captain has ever made in the heat of the middle

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>Foonch
FFS

Props. know bits and bobs about all those myself

ohhhhhh dear he's lost his wooden sticks

FUCKING FOONCH I SWEAR

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>Finch
kek

kek take that you fat cunt

tell you really puts me off one day cricket. It’s that typical unaesthetic heav and subsequent chop on to the stumps in the dying overs every single time

Elite heroics

aaron finch really puts me off one day cricket myself

two beers followed by a coffee is the most powerful high in the world

too many wickets gone caught on the boundary too. I just can't get that excited about wickets like that unless it's a total mishit from deception, which isn't usually the case, its usually batsmen trying to hit it for six and only just falling short
it's just generally too batsman-centric, which is a totally unique opinion which I'm sure you have never read before

like most americans sebbo is irresistibly attractive to women
once they're past the event horizon there's no escaping his gravitational pull

GOTTEM

stick a ciggie between the two and I'll agree

yeah. Swear you used to get some aesthetic one day dismissals like fifteen years ago, just doesn’t happen anymore

is finch dare i say it, psychologically cooked?

never again for me

the americans were inspired to create the atomic bomb after witnessing the devastation caused by sebbo on a trampoline
they named the bomb used in nagasaki after him

sebbo bell

m8 it's the HK t20 blitz

zoomer detected
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hong_Kong_Cricket_Sixes

based australia

Fuck that's grim

hmm, maybe that mouthy yank was onto something

shaun marsh is australias best white ball player t. this general

literally who is better in this dismal lineup

BUMGOD

how the fuck do you get bowled on leg stump
state of that fat cunt

at least Ireland are getting up

Fuck off Seamus

Eamon actually thanks mate

Listen up you casuals

mark my words when i say Aaron Finch will be the player of the world cup
you dont peak months before the biggest tournament.

just relax lads, even Bradman made a 0 in his last match.
.

it's not 2017 anymore lmao

I think Handscomb and Khawaja will look to make this a big partnership

BASED Sebbo here, wishful thinking, but you haven't considered the Chahal factor lad

BASED Siobhán

Bow down before your Lord you filthy shits, SebGOD is here

Eamon mate

Whoops! Sorry Eoin

not my name

BASED Eimear

Alright Eoghan

it's Eamon

We get it Ronan

what's ticking Eithne off

not liking the excessive hindi plastered all over the stream

>still watching Ausfalia

Egan please

GONE!
GOTTEM!!
BACK TO A(N)USALIA YOU FILTHY CRIMINAL!!!

>not supporting Australia through good and bad times

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Kuldeep and Chahal reminds me of the two dragons from Game Of Thrones. Drogon(Kuldeep) and Rhaegal(Chahal). Both of them are scary. Kuldeep with his bag of tricks is difficult to pick. And Chahal is very wily. And when they are unleashed together, they end up burning opponents to the ground. Kohli be like ,Dracarys!!!!

pissing with rain in durban, as is tradition.
no idea why the play cricket there

paneer chole kulcha on the cards lads

Bit rude lad. Loman is /ourguy/.

THIS is the post

does it keep the blacks from roaming the streets like dangerous animals?

there is nothing more Australian than cricket

This

:D

homemade bla??
love kulche + *.*
x

Might change my name

Changed my name lads

suits u tbqh ngl bla
x

...

Thanks

ufff

Chandu my friend

Good moaning dear bro

might donate a cheeky tenner to a battered womens shelter

Blabla you here mate?

OYEEEHAYHAYHAYHAY EASY EASY EASY EASY

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Lunch time lads. feeling pret

you ok mate??

get me a classic english sandwich

ty homosexual

THWACKED THE FUCK OUT

ireland looking good

Bit peckish but yeah not bad pal
A ploughman’s sandwich it is

BASED Riordan with the get lads

nice review pooki fuck

wtf drs????????

>trusting indian drs

Has drs been batty for this whole series? I saw a couple of things on Twitter but haven’t been paying attention to the matches

BHENCHOD

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I've seen lots of dodgy shit for a year now across the world

psp handscomb

>999
>99

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Most of the doctors at my local GP are Indian.

just turned on the cricket lads

hope i dont jinx the batsman

Kek

THIS is the picture that epitomizes cric and the mindset of its residents

They'll be fine.

>poowaja
oh nononononononono

ok

Bye

Kek

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based khawaja making way for the perfect man for this situation

>time for maxgod
Indian playing into Australia's hands here

sup bla x

India has 0 chance of winning this.
ZERO

Screencap this post.

Based maxlel pls get out

>MaxGOD

RRR is at nines, they have a chance if they get the set batsman out

umm..ya you're being a bit dramatic tbqh bla. it's still India's game to lose

Does India have any good pitches?

>RRR is at nines
>Saying this in 20-fucking-19

Nervous 90s

how the hell did Mitchell Johnson get a gig as a commentator

the new generation of commentators are horrible

good captains knock by finch

99 and out

should call him peter feetbrush lol

do you reckon handscomb's fucked off marsh out of the side? finch won't move but marsh might have to go

>Maiden 100
BASED

should call him Glen Minill

LAL!

Lyl

90 b 141 r

Nah mate

>Ashish: "Not undermining Dhoni's role but this match has been all about runs.
yep its a cricket match alright

thanks tubbs

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84 b 130 r

TIME FOR BED!

>MaxCUNT

CLUCK!!

maxnotverywell

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max my shit up

>maxmeme
KEK

caught being a little too cheeky there
don't blame him though, just risk v opportunity innit bla x

business idea: put your best batsmen in the lower order so then losing wickets early is a good thing instead of a bad thing

>Ashton Turner
More like
lameton borer
Aaammiiriteeee lads??
hahahaHahhaahahaakkekekegagahaahhahahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaa..kkeeeeee.weeeeewwww

OYEHAAHAAAAAAYYYY

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>ghoomne ko mauka do ball ko
means, allow the ball to turn
says pant behind the stumps

is ashton turner related to ashton agar

no mate but I do know turner's dad and agar's gf

are they together?

Yeah I heard that too

both belong in a petri dish

They call you WAbro

I'm not sure if they've ever met mate

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You been to the new Carousel? I haven't.

yeah went with the gf when it opened
the food court bit at the top is alright and it's a lot less dodgy in terms of clientele

nothing there that I couldn't get in garden city already though

>misses stumping

can't blame him for that
BUT why wasn't it a lbw ?

close game
reckon ind has it in the bag tbqh ngl bla x

not close at all lmao easy ausgod victory from here

lot of fucking cricket going on right now

zimbabwe and pakistan must be the only teams not playing

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cannot see Australia losing from this platform

Good knock

>platform
more like a pooform iah

you'd know lmao

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>4 bumrash overs left

putting the house on india

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handscomb as wk, the wogGOD in for carey
reckon that could have won aus the game

Pant SHOOK

the choke is in

choked a(n)us? yep

>review it
>gets called wide

THE FUCK?

HOWLING

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WTF CHEATING UMPIRES

ICC showing its typical white supremist imperialist roots

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS TURNER?????

Turner is dare I say ELITE??!

big WAGOD

*ahem*

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turnGOD

BASED
BASED
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BASED

Will Turner finish off india here?

LMAO AT THIS CHOKE

If india had this much target then whole team would have been finished at less than 200.
Screencap this, India won't win world cup because no one other than kohli and bumrah deserves to be in the team.

Welp, gg lads.

William "Will" Turner Jr. is a fictional character in the Pirates of the Caribbean films. He appears in The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003), Dead Man's Chest (2006), At World's End (2007), and Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017) mate.

dare I say it

daring to dream lads

TWO - TWO

go ahead bla x
Turner turning the tables innit

WA and NSW
name a more iconic cricketing partnership

>2-2 with 1 to play
hmm yes not rigged at all very good

t. rajesh

I can't

AJ turner who are you

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DAT FUCKING WALLOP

TIME FOR BED

>Poondia

better get this kid out of the team, we need another Marsh

The absolute STATE of Indian fielding

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

*INHALES*
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO ONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONO NONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONNONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONONONOONON

OH NONONONONO

kek

KEK

K E K

>dropping that

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CHOKE OF THE MILLENNIUM

Nice time for our bowling to go out of form hmmmmm

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Imagine failing to defend 360.
Nice """""team""""" we have here.

TURNER THE FINISHERS
INDIA THE FINISHED

Nah.

THE ABSOLUTE STATE
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Absolute STATE of these gandus

holy FUCK we are so GOAT at cricket

very amusing last 20 overs. glad I tuned in

wonder what pathetic, belittling comment Finch has got in mind for Turner that he'll try to pass off as "banter"

...

4 more wickets needed
Let's go

I predicted aus by 6 wickets, and really they should have won by 5 which means I was only one off and therefore correct

He turned the match around

who are these cricketers

>Incredible this from Australia. Made a mockery of a chase of 359. Handscomb, Khawaja & now Ashton Turner. That too against India’s strongest bowling attack this series. Add Smith, Warner, Starc to this. Been saying for a while they can’t be taken lightly for the WC. #INDvAUS

Certainly activates the almonds