/hoc/

If the puppers make the playoffs, they should wear nothing but their Kachina jerseys at home.

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*when.
ftfy

rollin in the benzo, poppin ma colla
see some fine bitches, I hafta holla
diamonds, gold and the almighty dolla
bust out my 9 to light up your impala
bonaqua on my lips, i’m the shot calla
i’m pulju nigga, the og binland balla

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Yeah Canada!!!!!

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Based and optimismpilled.

Stars lost :(

That explains what's taking so long. He has to try to compose himself before he can finish the review.

will Woo unbust our blueline?

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who?

how come we never see any cool MMA style fighting moves in hockey like spinning back fists or superman punches? that's how you grow the game Gary, get players to throw haymakers and big overhand rights. and refs should only step in after a knockout
*ding*

But that means another team's fans got to be happy today :)

did you not see that college lad get judo thrown on his fucking head for a heem? i bet he's retarded right now

FINALLY
>youtube.com/watch?v=GZ8fIAq7SHY

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Based Shannon shitting on daylight savings.

gonna try to go for an early run tomorrow desu

FUCK ek65. dont need em. fuck i hope we don't over pay that glass autist. let him plague another locker room

what are ya running from haha just joshin ya, lad

so you will not be attending rph?

tss tss

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>go for a run
>barely last for 15 mins
i'm running from being a fat fuck

playing DDR is more efficient cardio

no I missed that. do you have a link to a video? that sounds hardcore

fuck off chip

how far do you run in those 15 minutes?

but i thought you skate on the lake every day?

the ice cant support his fat ass now that it is warming up.

diet is more effective for losing weight. or just start smoking darts, you'll lose like 5-10 pounds easy

For me? Im glad you asked, its the Colorado Avalanche.

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fuck off why not fuck on tss
how ya gonna fuck sumthin if yar not on anything
what, are ya just floatin through the air or sumthin tss tss

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i have no idea, i just jump on a treadmill and keep a decent pace. sometimes my ankles burn, i reckon that's not good

Sam, whats your typical gym routine?

fuck i cant find it. im sure someone here has seen it and can though, RIGHT LADS?

IT'S UP!!!

It's going to be the final tournament. Shit.

Also, I thought Ric Flair had died.

youtube.com/watch?v=teUO0Aw-qVw

>aland
based

Seriously, who can stop the shorks?

melinda can

the shorks

this. obviously

the shorks

got it
rt.com/sport/453350-ice-hockey-mma-throw/

antonio brown to the raiders boys

WTF that's not hockey

hockey

>antonio
wrong sport

>brown
wrong sport

>raiders
definitely wrong sport

Go home John, youre drunk

Hey /hoc/ I’m not really into hockey much but my friends birthday is coming up and I want to get him something cool.

He’s a blackhawks fan and I was wondering what a cool and decently valuable jersey might be? Like with a legendary player or something

>season is almost over
wtf it felt like it started last month

Hello finlan

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Patrick Kane

Thanks man

hello fellow caniac

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>011▶
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henlo hurrigane
youtube.com/watch?v=GDSG0UC80vI

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Just took a massive edmonton. Must have been a 3 footer, even had to double flush

why aren't you watching captain capeshit RIGHT NOW?

Watching Live PD lads

i haven't watched a superhero movie since GOTG 1 (i actually enjoyed it but i'm sure everything else is shit)

Hello to you too.
Go to sleep.

i wish nhl 19 was on pc, then we could make a /hoc/ team and play competitively

Hjalmarsson

id just get bullied for being bad

Because it's fucking bedtime, user.

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The lead actress literally told me not to

>Arizona is 1 ( O N E ) point out of the playoffs
wtf when did this happen

its impossible to be bad. just press the pass button and don't get caught offisde

hello beautiful eyes

is it true you cant slash people now?

did you completely miss them spanking the >lames?

no idea, its easier to get called for a penalty tho

the penalties in nhl '19 are ridiculously, you can't use pokecheck at all if you're even close to their feet or you'll trip them
i have them on the lowest setting and i'll still have times where there's 7-8 penalties in a single 4min period
as for slashes the cpu loves taking slashing penalties for you at the worst possible times

deadpool 1 is okay
deadpool 2 is literally unwatchable
gotg 2 was garbage
Logan was a really good dark spin on the superhero world

that's as far as my capeshit watching has gone

i should watch the first deadpool, i remember being super stoked when it was announced and then when it came out i had lost all interest

i think i just fried my keyboard lads

you should keep it out of the danger zone when you're on xhamster

Hmm.

the on screen keyboard sucks desu

rph btw

it's good but kinda cheesy humor, it's worth a watch. i dropped dp 2 5 mins into it because the dialogue and tone of the movie was fucking horrendous

>he doesn't have a backup

Just got raped at a hockey game ama

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why didnt you rape him?

i do but its smaller than a laptop keybpoard

gonna boo gary if the top 5 lottery is announced in the 2nd period of game 4 of the conference finals again

Gonna have to agree with you here. It didn't seem to gabesny rhyme or reason to the events that were happening on the screen. It felt like a family guy episode but written by someone who doesn't understand family guy. It felt like Randy Carlyle was coaching the movie.

real cartoon autist hours
fuCK you

That seems rude m8

Yes.

2? i remember the movie starting with his wife getting murdered, and then instead of having the proper tone to signify her importance set the mood the movie instead goes back and forth between this sad and playful tone which was awful. i knew the rest of the movie was going to be like this so i dropped it

shall

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why so mad binlan

I was just pretending to be mad

>jussie smollet was that black kid in the mighty ducks movie
lel

really?

who's gonna win the shane wright bowl in 3 years?

>wanted to laugh at the teds
>they won
damnit

youtube.com/watch?v=qkA-YQvBiPM

I didn't even watch the second one, the first one was so unbearably edgy I couldn't handle another. I felt the same way about a lot of recent reboots and sequels. The Jurassic park movies feel like stupid Pepsi commercial with faux premises

youtube.com/watch?v=_fuIMye31Gw

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when the fug are draft tickets supposed to be announced. i feel like they're just purposely waiting to see where vancouver drafts just so they can adjust the price according to the pick

I feel bad for the Tampa bay lightning. Never in the history of sports has a team been so high quality and yet playing in front of such low quality retarded sunbelt faggot stupid fucking retard cousin fucking KNOW NOTHING ABOUT HOCKEY inbred gator raping dumbass white trash FAGGOTS

much comfier all of a sudden

at least they're white unlike you josé

B A S E D

it wasn't THAT bad

I live in Vermont you Chinese fucking faggot that doesn't know SHIT about hockey I'm only up early to fuck your mom for spring forward you BITCH

BASED

>Vermont
Fuck off, Bernie. Nobody likes you.

If you're talking about Jurassic world that movie sucked ASS and BALLS
>uh oh dinosaur loose
>don't tell nobody or else I get in trouble
>better they all fucking die
>not my nephews tho

Somehow the only other dinosaur park hired this bitch for the recent sequel? Fuck that shit and FUCK PEPSI

>hasn't refuted being called a spic.
hmmm. wonder why

Because I don't negotiate with FUCKING FAGGOTS that don't know SHIT about HOCKEY you retarded BITCH with a fucking HOT ass MOM that can fuck my Caucasian DICK for HOURS before getting SELF CONSCIOUS when I don't CUM in her hot HOLE

(I do kegel)

>kitties and sabrs gonna miss the playoffs again
it never ends. how the fuck are the kitties so bad again this season

you tried. come back again tomorrow and give it another go

next season is ours

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you and what goaltending

ummm sweaty james riemer is elite ok? experienced veteran who's learning from the best

le sam montembeault

who??????

Imagine a better life than being a panther. No expectations. No state income tax. Fucking cheap real estate. Nice dude. Other teams looks forward to the Florida trip but they're always on it baby. One time an agent told me to rent a shitty studio in Florida for like 10k annually so I could claim I lived there to avoid taxes. Florida is based aside from the voodoo spooks

too many blacks and cubans

maybe in broward county

sam mutumbo

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>wnba lost the nba 10 million a year
surely garry wont let women play now

I agree I had a friend tell me some rando Haitian put a shitload of chicken bones in their door mat over some parking shit. That's creepy stuff

>that one play in wnba where women somehow fuck up where their baskets are
they never recovered

who here /comfy/ tonight?

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based tomorrow theme poster

Gary is smart. He isn't going to go into an investment without knowing it will be profitable. WNBA was really a product of David Stern 25 years ago, Adam Silver is now commissioner and he knows it haemorrhages money. He might pull the plug

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are you playing 19

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yeah

are you winning

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yes, i just beat the wild so bad with the jets in the quarterfinals they weren't even forechecking by the end of the game

>he doesn't play on all star settings

i actually am playing on all-star, should've moved up to superstar awhile ago but i'm having fun

I play on hall of fame or whatever and I win 6-0 every single game with zero shits against I don't even know what I'm doing but every game is identical

superstar is dumb, at that point everything you do is read automatically anyway

yeah i'm not a fan of the artificial difficulty, my cpu already takes enough retarded penalties as it is

olympicchannel.com/en/live/event/winter-universiade-krasnoyarsk/video/detail/women-s-semifinal-1-ice-hockey-winter-universiade-krasnoyarsk/

Canada v.s Japan ; Universiade 2019

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what meme international tourney is this

I like Bo Horvat. I always enjoy a guy that plays legitimate hockey every shift.

dubs of truth

Hockey is so fucking easy. Just fucking work hard and don't cut corners fuckin viola Jesus Christ what the fuck is the issue with some guys

Basically Olympics but only using amateurs and university players. USports players make up both mens and womens teams.

>scoring bar down is about working hard

Bar down is fucking retarded most goals are on the ice and quick and if you're trying to go "bar down" on purpose fuck you get the fuck off my team you show pony faggot

>there's a bandy event coming up
might be cool

tuned into curling instead. was not disappointed

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Bandy is growing on me. It was weird at first but it's still fun to watch

it's an interesting concept, but there's no bar downs or anything. it's all just greasy goals

>tfw no chubby curling gf

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>womens curling comes on sometimes on tsn or sportsnet
>they're all 20 somethings in yoga pants
>muh.jpg
every time

i don't know what it is about female curling but their level of attractiveness is so much higher than any other sport

holy shit that ice rink is yuge
olympicchannel.com/en/live/event/winter-universiade-krasnoyarsk/video/detail/men-s-bronze-medal-match-bandy-winter-universiade-krasnoyarsk/

>binlan is losing
so they're busts in bandy as well?

kek literally inconsolable

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can you fucks keep this shit on /ban/?

Hello fucks

sup my finnigga

why hasn't dave andreychuk become a coach?

What's wrong with Håkans and Gustavs?

Why are they blowing up busses in Stockholm?

again?

part and parcel

Just some silly driver who drove his empty (other than the driver self) gas powered bus into a not high enough-tunnel

ello lad lots of darkies around you?

*sips coffee, as dark as all canadian teams future*

Shorks

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holy shit dylan cozens is from whitehorse. that's pretty rare

That first oden's of the day

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Dens hits like fist

muh intangibles

muh hockey

Business idea: sell ice to the sunbelt

'sup Fredric "Ice King" Tudor
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederic_Tudor

Damnit, my cover is blown.

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NO YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT THE CAMERA

hockey

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who here

Just woke up

>the absolute state of the Rangers

me

halo

White castle burgers murder your asshole

just went to sleep

pulju cane when

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bulljew would probably pot 50 with aho centering him considering hes the biggest ahobabby alive

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found the sharks anime fag's twitter

twitter.com/raiderman94

can you rape somebody over twitter?

Bobby Hull was a wife-beater and kinda liked Hitler so he's /ourlad/. If you want to go safe take Mikita, Pilote, Savard, Amonte, Roenick, Keith, Kane, Toews or Hossa. Debrincat for the the younger gen.

Forgot Chelios

Which one of you Americans is the guy that is keeping his thread alive for days in hopes we use it. That is some incredible autism

morning lads

Good morning
What are you doing today

good morning leafs nation

>not believing till they are actually eliminated mathematically
pitiful desu
fight to the end, go out of this world kicking and screaming, teeth gnashing and with the power of fury take down whoever you can with you

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Dead thread

dead just like the bruins in the first round. go leafs go.

>shannon says fuck the jannys

Holy mother of based

N

I

N

HIRO

G

E

R

IDIOT

does your family have a longboat

BTFO

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MAKE

ME

BENCH

The Toronto Maple Leafs are the official team of Canada.

DICK

That’s a funny way of spelling the Saskatoon Golden Knights

>5 hours until hockei

GAARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

funs over, it showed up

31 hours until the lightning get taken to the wood shed by john 'gretzky' tavaares

Kys

Come on, I’m not that bad am I?

More like tavarASS

OOOOOOHHHHH TORONTO OUR HOME AND NATIVE TEAM

I caught my kids singing Oh Canada the other day. Been a while since I had to take the switch to them.

When did you realize that winning in hockey is 85% based on luck.

That's wrong though

gretzky would have won the cup every year if that wasnt true

I just want to say that Finland has the most beautiful flag in the whole wide world

more like Mozambique
>that feel when no gun on your flag

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In NHL every team is good enough to make that true. Of course NHL team vs random European team the skill difference is big enough to matter.

rainbow flag imo. all of the colors are equally represented.

back to work justin

dead thread reminder that tavares is overrated shit

for me it's old glory

dead thread reminder that half the canadians in this thread were born after 1993

dead thread reminder that half the americans born after 1993 were killed in school shootings

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>69 years since the us beat canada in hockey at the olympics

>haven't won in the last 9 olympics
>haven't won in the last 25 stanley cups
one of these is bigger

69 SECONDS SINCE I FUCK YOUR MOM

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Who dat cute boi?

we literally beat you last year dummy

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>36 years vs 25 years
>more canadian players have won the cup in the last 25 years than american players

AND 80 SECONDS SINCE YOU STARTED

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Namaste

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I'm glad you enjoy watching stanley cup parades in my country :)

>1980
>1993
>muh wymyn’s hokkei
There I just finished the whole argument.

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he based

50% of /hoc/ has literally never laced up

interesting flag

>laffs

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ABSOLUTE SCENES AT THE EMIRATES

big booty blonde blueline bombers blasting bad bitches

oink

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la atrocidad...

>mexican genetics

More like NamaGAY

...

A lot of people called it the “disco era.” For me it was the “doing mushrooms era”

>IF YOU'RE LISTENING

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WHOOOOOAAAAOOOOOAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Gtfo boomers

>take out thousands of seats
>still can't get attendance up to 75%
fucking canada

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Montembeabuabult will together with Barkov carry the kitties to the playoffs and the Stanlee Bowl

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... four years from now.

imagine listening to trash jimmy eat world songs when there are very good ones

IT JUST TAKES SOME TIME

youtu.be/rLrK9tnVS-w

did something to my calf muscle and havent been able to do many things this weekend, lads. does anyone happen to know some good stretches?

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BASƏD

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based and freedompilled

Obsessed and seething

>absolutely postively not gay

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EVERYTHING EVERYTHING WILL BE ALRIGHT

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Very excellent

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>snes are in last place and rebuilding
>can’t fill a building outside of Ottawa

Yeah I wonder why

>rebuilding
kek ok

I guess hockey just isn't that big in canada

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Oy vey! Don't reveal my intentions foolish goy!

oh shit surely that Canadian scored that goal and they won the gold medal right?

>Anaheim is white

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I wouldn’t show up either if my owner was a fucking jew like Melnyk either

Nope

>DuBust

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>muh jews

*INTENSE RIFF*

guten Morgen
god morgen
huomenta

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surely you guys are heading to sunday mass by now?

it could be worse, like all of Canada worse

read a clock

Been home for an hour lad

For me, it's being a protestant

dubois is elite now

>country of hockey has no cups for the last 25 years
>city of hockey has no cups for the last 51 years
>state of hockey has no cups, ever
It's almost like god is punishing them for their hubris.

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Why is God so based

for me it's witchcraft. i can do a tarot reading for you lad

God punishes faggots and pedos

Already got the only card I'll ever need.

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3 very good games on tonight

>Under PPG
>Elite

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>city of hockey
it's only been 26 years

DAMN

One week from today it will be 16,000 days since the last time the flyers won a stanley cup.

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smoking some sunday GRASS haha

youtube.com/watch?v=8f21qiWT8uE

imagine not thinking jack edwards is elite

Just poked myself in the eye lads

He's a national embarrassment.

who’s ready for the scf preview today?

he's based let me tell you

Did you know that the capitals and lightning have not played each other even once this season and still don’t for another 6 days?

Did you know both those teams are sunbelt so I don’t care

the flames and golden knights can't be in the scf dummy

Did you know that I did not know this little tidbit of information and thank you for sharing it with us? :)

It's cool to have all those ECF preview games right at the end of the year.

feel bad for jets fans, the caps are going to absolutely btfo them imdesu

um sweaty it's gonna be lightning vs. canes, gary already let me know, it's confirmed

Jack edwards is shite desu. Bob Cole is perfect boomer commentator

darling I have bad news for you about the relocanes

>4 sunbelt (vegas/dallas carolina/tampa) teams in both conference finals
What did gary meme by this?

DM me if you want the real script

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>it’s another vegas pulls bullshit and goes to the finals episode

I’m getting tired of that gary

Tyler Parsons will be a vezina goaltender

hockey is for everyone except the snowbelt and especially except canada t. gary

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had a thought lads

Gary Bettman is a jew

I posted the script on Wikileaks last night

i'm so sorry

Maybe the west should try not being shit

Can you come up with a more reasonable solution?

West more like faggiEST

Got a chicken tender sandwich

that's actually the east, easy mistake i know but all the fags are over there

Jets Caps is Stanley Cup preview :) and whatever happen tonight, Jets win finial!

hate to say it, but i think calgary steals one tonight. stupid flamer fags lmao
vgk is on the back to back, and calgary will come out flying since they've lost four in a row. also fleury played last night, so if they play subban, it's over.

Just poop in don’t mind me

what did he mean by this

But user all the gays are in AIDSifornia

Jackie’s are eleet

move the capitals and the penguins to the pacific

thinking about my first round prey

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Do you guys ever get replies from former hockeyplayers on Twitter when tweeting @ them?

>my
Tampafags truly do not belong.

its march and its still snowing in the mountains here and will continue to snow until may or june and Ive worn my trapper hat almost every day this winter, lads

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jackie’s?

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I sure hope so

Would knock this hat off your head and push you to the ground if I ever saw you wearing this in public you fuckin dweeb.

>using twitter

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MY team

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I really really like this image

*buckles it so it doesnt come off as i 360 roundhouse kick your head off*

nothing personnel

I don't have twitter

I was very mad last night and I'd like to apologize if I offended any of you and apologize for always being right. I can't help it if you can't handle the hard truths I dial up and I especially can't help you over the Internet with your shitty opinions and moods

no you wouldn't

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tampa is an embarrassment

based desu

nobody cares what you bullshit opinions are

>dial up
It’s 2019 gramps

How the fuck do we finally get rid of Sam.

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anime tummies

>lightning
>beating Columbus in the first round
Sorry that’s not happening

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91382893
apology accepted, sam. But self-realization of your problems is only one of the first steps in a long road to redemption.

>Columbus
>making the playoffs
Where have you been for the last month?

Are you a trapper or just a trap

how can one man be so diddly doo based

I made swedish meatballs does anybody want some?

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t. slumbelt creatura

58 DEAD IN OHIO

Yes indeed

Bout to heat up some soup

leafs can suck my nuts

where are the leaf fans? i want to heem you all

They literally are in the playoffs right now

good afternoon leafs nation

He lives in Park City or some shit

in winnipeg

>cam Atkinson isn’t good
>4th in the NHL in goals with 38
I feel bad for you

why would anyone live in winnipeg

>I feel bad for you
I don't think about you at all.

enjoying a nice cup of coffee right now, how about you guys?

They literally are in the regular season right now you god damn stupid nigger

I know they gave up capital to get dzingle and you can argue over wing vs center and a million other things until free agency opens up, but if I'm Jarmo I still pursue Panarin the hardest out of everybody. Anybody that *wants* to live in Ohio, even if it's just a rumor, that's a MAJOR red flag

big ol mug of maple syrup and a bowl full of poutine

vodka and a cigarette

Coke Zero (I'm on a diet)

Am I drinking for the game tonight?

>imagine the estrogen of this post

why wait until tonight?

breadman and bob to yotes

>says the guy who eats beef that is injected with estrogen

I still need another 2 coffees, workout, and to take my afternoon Toronto Maple Leafs
Also who /brier/ here?

leaf nation in the house

Just got done with Gary. At least one 6-8 seed will be in each conference final, which means 8 of 10 of the top seeds are going to go down like dogs and /hoc/ is going to shitpost them unmercifully.

Dr pepper

I could not be more ready for this upcoming Canes / Yotes SCF.

made a leafs nation in my toilet

>2019
>still believing in a sky zombie
*tips fedora*

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The Tim Hortons Brier is being held in what many call "the capital of being most good in Canada"

thank god you covered his name so you could post that on reddit

As a race, how powerful are fennoswedes

Haha BASEED

Same level as Ashkenazi jews

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huomenta

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>one of the quickest teams in NHL history to reach 100 points
>gets swept 1st round

would this be based or ultra mega based?

Let them have one round to get their cockiness up, then destroy them in round 2. Don't even let them make it to the ECF.

Will you lads be wearing a green shirt to the office on April 7 to honour Humboldt victims?

gonna smoke a FAT ASS DOOBIE in honor

the shitposting should they lose 1st round, will be off the charts. And rightfully so
>rags south

i dont even own a green article of clothing

It’s an extremely pleb color

need more WHITE teams in the playoffs because we need more WHITE OUTS

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GO JETS GO

i have an old guinness t-shirt that's green but that's it

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>white out
"no"

youtube.com/watch?v=qzj4gHuH2LA

Stinky smelly beaner detected

>>>/reddit/

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is seattle gonna be named the prostitutes?

racist

Pop these goals like a wheelie nigga, They all silly niggas
In the hood with my finnish niggas, and that Aho nigga
They run up and they hatin niggas, we just dabbin nigga
got no goals, they all losers nigga, fuck that gretzky nigga

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When will you learn how to do decent image scaling?

*they should wear nothing but their Kachina Jerseys at home and away.

Go Knights!

what's all the extra shit next to the schedule supposed to be

thinking about making an early thread lads

Shall boycott it, as always.

someone should say the N word before the thread is over

>pens/caps first round

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Go ahead but be sure to kill yourself first

more like whites out, lmao fuck trump

the N word before the thread is over.

shall be watching the >lames get heemed tonight

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i'll shall lad

Roricon

>anime poster
i hope they win so you cry you faggot

My dad told me all they got in Albortia is steers and queers and I don't see any horns on these anime girls. Would a lames or coilers fan care to step in?

your dad sounds like a fag

Okay, this is based.

t. Dumb Albortion anime watching faggot LOSER

you're just not looking hard enough

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DIE

Jesus is just alright, lads
youtube.com/watch?v=JEvy8mROAj0

i hate anime and i hate you too

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based, coming up shortly

When someone pays me too
Vs flames? meh, either way
The time of the games or the standings and points?

NEW

gonna be a hard 35 post early
SHANT

>anime
>tripfags
>early threads
Killing self

hard shant

fuck it im drinking

91384913
91385408
no need to ruin the nice quiet sunday mood, lad

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>le meme incorrect schedule
What if you'd taken the advice of first.

shant so hard, it built a shanty

N

I

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why is there a new thread

user wanted to feel special.

this thread sucks

You suck.

i understand the urge to make a new early thread but you just gotta be patient and observant and watch everything unfold, see where the D is going and where your linemates are at, and also get the puck deep

there's no hockey on

it rally does

Jesus m8

You're false prophets have no power here

Did you guys know old school runescape is on mobile now

i kinda wish jesus was still around because I know for a FACT he'd climb his ass out of that rock cave and come here to beat the FUCK out of you guys for making an early thread like that

Got a qt lined up for the next (proper and on-time) thread.

Going to have to agree with this based on the evidence.

News of the day:
>youtube.com/watch?v=OeNAJnssk9E

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got some real bad hot farts today, lads.

v kawaii desu

get fucked pussy

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Imagine spamming shit to try to defend your gay early thread.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

I hope we haven't forgotten about Bulju.

gonna use the early thread next lol
stay mad redditors

this is always the answer

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I was agreeing with you faggot

see, it wasn't that hard to wait out the thread. was it

You shan't be missed.

next

on-time new

Where's new?

Shan't, again.

Shall.