>he's a janitor
>on the internet
>on an anime imageboard
>he does it for free
>he takes his "job" very seriously
>he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack
>he deletes threads he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch
>he will never have a real job
>he will never move out of his parent's house
>he will never be at a healthy weight
>he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket
>he will never have a girlfriend
>he will never have any friends
He's a janitor
Liam White
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Aaron Long
based janny
Eli Brown
Did you get banned
Ayden Roberts
feels bad
Nolan Morgan
Carter Watson
fucking BASED
Luis Garcia
Who do I have to pay to clean this thread up?!
John Bennett
>he will always be an insecure faggot
Carter Allen
>page 5
Parker Rodriguez
>este un om de serviciu
>pe internet
>pe un forum despre desene chinezesti
>o face pe gratis
>isi ia 'meseria' foarte in serios
>o face pentru ca asta este cea mai multa autoritate & control pe care le va avea in viata sa patetica
>el sterge fire care nu-i plac pentru ca de fiecare data cand se supara are un atac de astm
>el sterge fire care nu-i plac pentru ca interfereaza cu marile rezerve de desene cu fetite chinezesti pe care trebuie sa le vada
>el nu va avea niciodata o meserie adevarata
>el nu se va muta niciodata din casa parintilor sai
>el nu va avea niciodata o greutate sanatoasa
>el nu va stii sa gateasca niciodata nimic in afara de o pula bleaga
>el nu va avea niciodata o iubita
>el nu va avea niciodata niciun prieten
Isaiah Carter
Jayden Butler
>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>watching the game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about sports and only sports
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>watch the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite plays and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like life
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A SPORTS BAR MEANT FOR SPORTS DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A SPORTS BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY SPORTS HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free
Ryan Allen
If I learn Romanian how easy is it to get a job there? Do you like Dutch people?
Hudson Nelson
Eli Ortiz
>"So, your son is a janitor?"
>"Well, kind of... It's actually online, something to do with Japanese cartoons. I don't really understand it."
>"Does he like doing it?"
>"He likes the cartoons, but whenever he's working, he seems so... upset. I hear him yelling in the basement."
>"Well, work can be stressful for everyone. Does he at least get paid well?"
>"...
>He does it for free"
Luke Bennett
I'm constantly miserable
Luke Diaz
you can always work in a fuckin call center in english, or maybe even in dutch and whatever other language you know, should be better pay this way
people don't mind foreigners as long as they ain't niggers or muslims, so you should be good
Nathaniel Ortiz
Leo Butler
are you a manlet or something?
Chase Harris
bump
Nathaniel Green
>getting mad that based janny dabbled on your ahitty thread
Lol