/nba/ - JUST Edition

MIN: Karl-Anthony Towns (knee) will not return
ATL: Trae Young drops first triple-double vs. BK
ATL: John Collins erupts for 33 and 20 vs. Nets
LAK: Rondo, KCP, LeBron, McGee, Wagner start
LAK: Shams: Lonzo Ball to be shut down for season
MIN: Andrew Wiggins (quad) will not play Saturday
LAK: Kyle Kuzma (ankle) will not play Saturday
SA: Rudy Gay (illness) is questionable Sunday
PHI: Joel Embiid (knee) questionable for Sunday
NO: Anthony Davis (back) questionable for Sunday

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The Lakers shot 19% from 3

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it's a LeLose night tonight

4th for bucks winning the Finals.

So was Pop right all along about how 3's are cancer in the NBA and you should only take them if they're quality shots?

Any Mayochup bros here

>Le"Playoff Mode Activated"

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Spiritual loss for Celtics beating a Lakers team without Lonzo, Ingram and Kuz

i see the hornets choked YET again

>set triple double
>still lose

queen james is a bum there i said it im done with you lakeshits youre all faggots

stop celebrating beating a tanking team. Celebrate getting revenge on the clippies

>Bucks up 7 points
>14 more FTs than the Hornets
>Blazers up 10 points
>11 more FTs than the Suns
>Nets won
>54 FTs all together
seriously, when will the nba get rid of them

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See you in 2020 finals, LeGod

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>t. Clippers fan since 2019

are lakers haters unaware that we're tanking?

>Giannis memechucking
>making it

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WAAAAAAAAAH GET RID OF 3s WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH GET RID OF FTs

who wouldve thought playing for the lakers would make you go bald so fast...

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A consistent 3 point shooting Giannis is an unholy abomination

Giannis is MVP and its not even up for discussion anymore.

only the Latter

uh what? harden is having one of the best statistical seasons of all time

last time I checked, you don't play for stats

this shit's so gay, all anyone does anymore is just fucking larp about who could go to the Lakers in the offseason

Harden?

YIKES
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Rockets will be a 1st round exit and harden catches jizz in that beard.
see above.

My Celties :)

MVP is a regular season award though, if playoffs factored into it Lebron would have won the past 5 years

They're one of the only legit teams in the west and will probably finish with the #2 seed, not that the playoffs have anything to do with MVP voting. That said, Giannis deservesit more

Giannis is winning more and has better stats zoomers

>/nba/ says that Kobe is better than LeBron
>They also hate Harden, despite being a more efficient version of Kobe

MVP

1. Harden
2. Giannis
3. PG
4. Jokic

KD

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Embiid > Jokic

Others too

Bud always looks like someone pooped in his cereal

Only place Hayward will be in 2020 is rehab

>Le inconsistent always injured iso nigger
no

>eastern conference

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Embiitch is on his death bed as we speak

This isn't the scoring title award, this is the MVP award.

>inconsistent
No he isn't.
>always injured
Played more games than AD over the past 3 years
>iso
So is Harden
>nigger
So is Harden

>that Negroni has no Vermouth

Why does Bud take timeouts up 15 with 4 minutes left?

>sign kyrie this off-season
>win lottery
>trade Zion (the next wiggins desu) for AD
>fire walton, sign Tyron Lou who has already worked with two of those superstars to a championship before.

who's ready for the lakers to become cavs 2.0 and win a title?

If Kyrie leaves and AD joins Boston, Boston will run the East for the next 5-6 years.

it's the same thing

When was the last time the Lakeshits won a game? I don't even remember lmao

>played more games than the most injured glass nigger in the league
wow what an achievement

Yeah because a million front court players in the age of the 3 pointer is what creates a dynasty

*resigns in your path*

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To remind them to step on the other team's neck

kyrie is not dumb to leave the celtics for the lakers or NY right???/ right?

Tell me about Ouzo, Greece.

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Dont know who is more delusional at this point Leakers or Cultic fans

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I want Kyrie to leave the Celtics only to realize he's just as unhappy on his new team

I enjoyed watching the Bucks fuck up that lottery team

Ouzo is a nice spirit to get high, but it's a bit silly. Tsipouro is the thinking man's greek liquor.

Tastes like liquid liquorice - vibrant and better than vodka.

Reminder that we're #1 and White Donte is the future MVP

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If Kyrie leaves will celtics sign KD

bucks are first to 50 wins

So?

Bucks are the only team in the east that could realistically outscore and defend on the Warriors.

Dirk who?

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just letting you know before they shit on your team

Is Brook coming back next season

based

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>bucks fans being this delusional already

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I think they're going to find a way to make the money work honestly.

>reddit ball z

And a first round exit

Literally took OT for the bucks to beat the hornets and you fags are on here bragging

Nah Im a Detoilet fan. Just calling like it is friend.

Cope, dog.

why the fuck is adam silver such a jew faggot about fining anything and anybody saying something about the refs? I swear this looks very bad on the league. You obviously don't want the players to chimp out but paul george said nothing insulting there

They'll be able to sign him up-to $9 million. Mirotic is gone for sure, though.

>heat beating the bucks
no

Curry can't handle playoff defense
Siakam would lock down durant
kawhi can do his drifting klaw shit to patch holes in the defense and defend the perimeter
and of course marc gasol shits all over boogie

the raptors would destroy the warriors in 6, maybe even 5

but that's Yea Forums ball super

>lock down durant

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COPE
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League is rigged and the Bucks are winning it this year

lmfao sit down and kys

Cant risk them exposing that the league is rigged and most of them have very few other reasons to play along with the conspiracy

I expect him to rejoin LeBron.If he can't deal with the Boston media, there's no way he'll survive the NYC media.

the league is rigged. david stern was even worse he pretty much orchestrated the cover up and swept the whole gambling thing under the rug. it barely got any coverage

YOU CAN ONLY POST IN THIS THREAD NOW IF YOUR TEAM HAS 50 WINS

Sorry:

Atlanta Hawks

Boston Celtics

Brooklyn Nets

Charlotte Bobcats

Chicago Bulls

Cleveland Cavaliers

Dallas Mavericks

Denver Nuggets

Detroit Pistons

Golden State Warriors

Houston Rockets

Indiana Pacers

LA Clippers

LA Lakers

Memphis Grizzlies

Miami Heat

Minnesota Timberwolves

New Orleans Hornets

New York Knicks

Oklahoma City Thunder

Orlando Magic

Philadelphia Sixers

Phoenix Suns

Portland Trail Blazers

Sacramento Kings

San Antonio Spurs

Toronto Raptors

Utah Jazz

Washington Wizards

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>drifting klaw shit
idk why but this made me lose my shit

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Actually reflect on the last few weeks, /nba/

Lebron activated "playoff mode" and have lost almost every game since. This includes losing to the hawks and suns

Kevin Durant literally never chokes

what team should i root for

Celtics act like their organization is making genius moves but the truth is they are fucked from Ainge's mismanagement

Wait until next year

Thunder

sacramento kings

My Bullsies :)

So does anyone still take the LeBeta GOAT meme seriously?

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Brooklyn is likeable now or you could be like every other Asian on the planet and cheer for the Warriors or Rockets

only people with sub-room temperature IQ's

My Celtics are gonna wipe the floor with your tears..stay humble buck nigger

It's just one year out of date. Roll the dice

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yeah but fining players for refs criticism is just another reason for getting exposed. The 25k fine is just a slap to the wrist to these guys but it isn't about the money.

Celties :)

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My Lakeys finna bouta draft my nigga Bol Bol

That's been the state of /nba/ for years now. I'm sure someone has the picture of all the "future Lakers" saved.

It's Deer season. Get on the bandwagon NOW!

The handsome, intelligent, strong and popular with a huge penis Clippers and Nets

The ugly, fat, poor balding weak manlet with a chode Lakers and Knicks

>thinking a dysfunctional mess like the Celshits will win anything
LMAO

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Imagine the shitpost if Bucks were first round exit

>Celshits fans getting uppity again

like clockwork

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Based and CervidaePilled

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My Pellies

I remember it like it was 2018

Pacers

Giannis could get a season ending injury and they still wouldn't lose to the likes of the heat, hornets, or magic

Don't need to imagine it, we just lived that shit

Get caned Indon, we're winning the ship.

deer are legit dumb. look up why deer in the headlights is a thing

>thinking an irrelevant flyover shithole like Milwaukee will even be allowed past the first round against my Celties peaking at just the right time

Let me laugh even harder :)

>mfw that uber specific use of cultural insult and ethnic slur

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>spiritual loss for the celtics

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*Black eye white dragon mode activated*

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yall niggas said Lebron was making the playoffs at the beginning of the season and i actually believed it

I love when Celtics fans melt down after a loss

Hell no we didn't.

This was literally the only time /nba/ was right. Our lakeshits fucking SUCK!

Lebron shoulda retired after the 20166 chip and been the 2nd best of all time. Right now I put kobe at 2.

this

>tfw no championship in a whole MONTH
its hard being a boston fan

Robinson/Zion/KD/Butler/DSJ will run the league next year. Knicks Dynasty up next my niggas.

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The Kings were scared of him, weren't they

Butler is a locker room cancer

I was getting the shakes this winter between the World Series and Super Bowl. Life truly is suffering.

>Outscores the Celtics by 11 points while going 30-10-12
>Rest of team gets outscored by 24 points when LeBron's on the bench
>HURR DURR LeBron is a loser choker fraud!
Has any LeBron hater ever played any team sport?

npc tier meme

Lakers need Mark Jackson ASAP

So everybody else heard Jeff Van Gundy talk about the Lakers trading LeBron, right?

At this point in his career LeBron is not an untradable asset.

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LePoop is worth a 2024 top 55 protected second round pick at this point

the whole reason people thought Lebron was even in the GOAT conversation was because he could supposedly "elevate" his team mates to become playoff threats no matter how bad the rest of his team was. That was all proven wrong this season when even with borderline allstars like ingram and kuzma his team is still shit and even worse than last year

can't really think of a team that would trade for Lebron unless they just want to put people in seats. The guy is kind of cancerous. He undermines the coach and FO, bitches at everybody, and doesn't really hustle. Between that and matching contracts and having to give up shit it's just not worth it

Lebron went bald 8 years ago.
Even his hair plugs are starting to fall out.

Why would anyone sign with the Knicks? Their organization has been incompetent for damn near 20 years. Every year we hear about "the next superstar is headed to NY" and it never happens. You end up with shit like Joakim Noah.

This pretty much confirms that the East is shit and Washington should get another NBA team.

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Detroit did that with Blake Griffin and it's a 50/50 that the Pistons could either turn it around or continue to be perpetually mediocre

>Joakim Noah

A reminder that the Knicks will have a $6.4 million cap hit for the next three seasons thanks to the team had to buyout + waive and stretch his contract

BBC

Any americans want to redpill me on Cicis pizza buffet? Is it good?

how does pornhub know it's a women watching tho?

Never heard of it. It’s probably some garbage chain in specific parts of america.

based

The Blake Trade changed Detroit a lot

Yeah he is on a big contract, but he has became a very respected leader and the face of the franchise, you are paying big money for a guy that is changing the culture around it.
Andre and Reggie Jackson improved a lot with Blake, Kennard is showing potential to be a solid rookie, Ish Smith is a solid bench player.They are a solid dark horse this season, and it is not a joke series.

I didn't expect to admire Blake this much, watching back on his earlier seasons he never striked me as a leader, but watching his interviews, the way the team is built around him and how he facilitates everyone around him to just be the best player they can really shows it was a great trade, Even if Tobias Harris is a top player, he was not a guy that would change Detroit's mediocrity

So yeah maybe it is a team that won't win any titles, but it is a big step in building a better culture for the future

Redpill me on Timberwolves

It's decent but not something that will amaze you. I went a different non-franchise pizza buffet while traveling and it was better. Still worth trying though

Is this the lowest Lebron has been since his first season in Miami where he choked against Dallas?

>brazilarry analyst

They were a 4th seed before his injury, and in his 16th season. How well did MJ do in his 16th season?

Jimmy Buckets owns them bitches.

been farting like crazy today bros, pure fucking rotten eggs smell, i can't take this scent anymore.

Give me a (You) if you think LeBron is the most pathetic bitch on the planet.

they were a 4th seed because it wasnt even halfway through the season and half the conference were 2 games apart

stop fucking using this as an argument, you mongoloids

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I just enjoy watching Blake Griffin become the Kareem Abdul Jabbar of the 2010s

Based Lonzo rioting out of user's anus

Jordan didn't play 16 seasons.

Also it's how you finish a season not how you start. How have they played since he returned from injury?

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thanks for the laugh friendo. I needed one today...

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have all my (you)s

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>woke rap

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>Ingram fucking dies
>crickets from laker fans
Explain yourselves.

It's the same as any other chain pizza. The big benefit is the all you can eat offer they give you if you decided to eat at the restaurant

Are the Celtics better without Kyrie?

That’s not the right question. It should be “Can Kyrie match superstars like Giannis and Kawhai?” and” will his supporting cast accept him as their leader in the playoffs”.

The Lakers are now the spiritual 4th seed.

>Jordan didn't play 16 seasons.
no shit you retard that's the point
>How have they played when an old man was forced back from injury too early?
Christ you really are a zoomer, is this the first season you've ever watched sports?

Take a shit in your hand and eat it

Congrats, you have had the full cicis experience

Same as any other pizza buffet. It use to be $4 buffet. You can get stuff crust pizza there. I like the BBQ pizza there.

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Oh wow, LeBron played 16 seasons? Wow. He's still 3-6 in the Finals and his legacy in the East is retroactively being exposed.

bitch my back bad like im larry bird

nose big like im squidward

>b.. but he made it to 8 straight finals in the east!

And ironically will miss the playoffs his very first year in the west. He just proved hes a shit conference baby.

Embiid is that you??

You based

What team of the NBA would recommend for me?
I want.
>loser team.
>team without championships.
>Very unpopular team.
>pathetic team.
>team that is the embarrassment of your city
>team with a very low Attendance
>and team that always lives under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, more winning and more important soccer team of the MLS

For you

They're too busy studying biology and chemistry to try to make sure Ingshit isn't Chris Bosh 2.0 and forced to retire due to having the same blood clots

...

how the fuck are we gonna make it bros? we can't spend the rest of our lives living like clown ass wagecucks worshipping rich men with better genetics than us

we have to fucking make it bros

So were any of the LeBron haters ITT even born yet when he entered the league?

drake plays basketball exactly like melo

Atlanta

So Trae chucks up 3s all season and somehow he's now ROTY? fuck the NBA this shit is rigged against non-americans

based and fucking redpilled

Trae can be a top 3 PG in a few years. Doncic can be the next Chandler Parsons in a few years

Why would the Atlanta Hawks be my ideal team in the NBA?

The guy above me sucks wiener juice

what are your thoughts about adam silver being so outspoken for wanting legalized sports gambling so that the NBA can directly monetarily profit off of their rigged league instead of just indirectly profiting off it by increased ticket sales and tv ad revenue?

>dude adam silver is better than roger goodell guys i swear

>loser team.
>team without championships.
>Very unpopular team.
>pathetic team.
>team that is the embarrassment of your city
>team with a very low Attendance
>and team that always lives under the shadow of a more popular, more successful, more winning and more important soccer team of the MLS

Paul Pierce is such a hateable guy

Night losers

Not only the worst commissioner in pro sports, but one of the worst in the history of american pro sports. Imagine if he ran a league with a fanbase that wasn't composed of "woke" manchildren like the NBA who care more about twitter and instagram memes, 150-140 scores, politics, and what their favorite player was wearing instead of the product on the court

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oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

My Raptors made it into the playoffs!

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What's /nba/ drinking tonight? For me, it's cheap bottom-shelf vodka and iced tea.

But his competition includes Dana White and Roger Goodell, and he's not worse than them

I'm pretty sure at least 5 people here were saying they should've included LeBron in the AD trade before the deadline.

If I'm a free agent, joining the Lakers for AD makes more sense than cancerous 34 year old LeWashed

With all that money Wlwhy can't LeBron beat baldness?

Baldness is undefeated. Trying to fight it with money and surgery is fucking mental illness.

We all go partly bald as men at some point, stop trying to fight nature.

I could murder every single one of you. Check me bitch.

Jordan is 100% bald. LeDiva is only 3/6 bald.

He choked hard against the warriors, though he may have known he'd be joining them next season by then

>montana

Free throws should be replaced by a power play that lasts one possession. It would immediately make the game so much more interesting

The South is obsessed with black sex

Its almost as if the more aggressive team scores more points......hmmmmm

It would look worse if players openly started a dialogue on refs influencing games in a sport that is rigged

Lakers man bad! How can someone lose ball game?

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And the LA media should be just fine lol

75% of blacks live in the south + RELATIVE searches


>american intelligence

Belgium is obsessed with black sex as well

>Bragging about you record
>play in the fucking lEast

Slow down Bucks fan, you're only setting yourself up for heartbreak

They lost every game

yikes

Literally EVErY game. He injured his team with space jam 2 beep

Knicks and Lakers have the longest current losing streaks in the NBA at 5 a piece, who wins first?

tanking teams are losing? Wow let’s discuss.

Why’d they trade Zubac and a second round pick for Muscala (who has barely played) when they already had Mo Wagner? Both are no defense tweeners that stretch the floor, one just has the potential to continue to improve whereas the other has reached their ceiling.
Tanking teams don’t generally have Lebron James on them, his gravity alone is meant to be able to carry any team (so they say) to at least the playoffs

>They were a 4th seed
And they were TWO games out of the 10th spot, context is everything user

Lakers fans/Lebron fans are going to continue to repeat that until such time as people forget the context entirely.

Lakers don’t care about this season anymore. They are starting g leaguers now. Why does anyone give a shit?

The losing streak is at 5 games, they only began starting G leaguers last night. You’re telling me they didn’t try and win against the Bucks, who they had a lead on until the final two minutes of the game?

>the literal state of montana

So if your 2nd and 3rd best players are injured and you can’t beat the best team in the league your career is finished?

This is true but I'll do my best to remind them that at their absolute best this year they were only two games out if tenth.

Brandon Ingram was injured when they played the Bucks? Also who said anything about Lebron’s career being over? If that were the argument at all a more demonstrative loss would be against one of the worst teams in the league, the Suns.

While Lonzo Ball was out can you even name the starting G leaguer for the Suns at guard?

anyone else relieved they dont have to be stressed during the playoffs as a cavs fan this year?

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It’s nice to have a roster I can root for again

>surprise anal

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Brandon Ingram dropped 31pts on the Bucks, if he's somehow the fourth best player on the Lakers roster they definitely have no excuse to miss the playoffs if their number two (Lonzo) and three (?) guys go down.

>Kennard is showing potential to be a solid rookie
He's a sophmore? Picked right before Donovan Mitchell, agree with the rest of your post though. When Detroit fixes their salary sheet situation around Blake they'll be able to compete again. Unfortunately I don't think anyone would take on Andre Drummond's contract.

I watch a lot of amateur cuck porn and the amount of them that are southerners is staggering.

great with seafood
tomorrow is a holiday in Greece and we eat only seafood and drink a shitload of ouzo

ouzo kiiiinda resembles sambuca

tsipouro is less versatile than ouzo. hangover-wise both of them are straight up hell, worse than any other drink

Will the Warriors win it all again?

And what was BronBron thinking when he went to the Lakers? Did he watch too much anime and thought he can just reach the finals with any scrub team?

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Lakers? More like flakers

he just wanted less travel time for his media business

Warriors when locked in are by far the best team in the NBA. Bucks are really good but have little playoff experience, Raptors have a healthy shot of going to the Finals and giving the Warriors competition but not winning the series. Lebron went to the Lakers for media ventures, I'm sure he thought with the other max slot he'd be able to lure another max FA to play with him.

Lakers are having an incredible run of bad luck, Lonzo Ball obviously is like the 14th best player in his draft class, he has yet to play more than 50 games in a season. Steph Curry has missed more than 20 games twice in his ten year career and is considered injury prone, Ball has already tied this mark. Brandon Ingram was just beginning to look like a legitimate two way threat and darkhorse for an all star team in a very stacked Western conference, blood clots end careers. They'll tank the rest of the season as they very well should, getting a perennial All NBA guy this offseason is a neccesity if they hope to contend, even if KD leaves the Warriors. They also badly need a legitimate rim protector.

Deandre Jordan, Nikola Vucevic and Demarcus Cousins are the only notable big men free agents this offseason and none of them should command anything close to a full max. Unfortunately for the Lakers two of those three don't have a reputation for being good defenders around the rim, Deandre Jordan has regressed defensively these past two seasons. Lebron has a reputation for improving his teammates play, although I'm not sure how deserved that is, so maybe he motivates Jordan to step up on that end with a championship pursuit in sights. I think Lebron's ability to get the best out of his teammates is overblown though, Javale McGee went from an early DPOY candidate to playing like a genuine scrub pretty quickly after running out of steam and a bout of pneumonia. Have to ask yourself at this point are the Lakers cursed? This could be cosmic retribution for passing up Jerry West.

Nice analysis.

Remember when you guys got eliminated by a rookie and a bench?

You guys are exactly like that Hawks team that won 60 only to get BTFOOOOOOOOOOOO by LeBron.

LeBron could still produce the same numbers, shit barring the injury they were on pace for 4th or 5th anyway.

Problem is similar to what happened to >kobr at the end of the run, he's so cancerous and annoying that nobody wants to deal with him anymore. Shit, when Kobe finally retired I figured it would take a couple of years for Lakers to get a decent FA. Then, they just bring LeBron who people similarly don't want to play for because he's going to undermine everyone and force them to spread out.
You can't have someone with that kind of presence in your locker room. Call the players soft, but it's too much of a hassle to deal with someone like Bron.

With that said, trading him is a mistake. He still hovers around the same numbers which is insane. But... it was all his fault for trying to trade his entire team for AD.

If they can’t one of AD, KD, Kyrie, Klay our Kawhi, I think trading him is a better option than maxing Jimmy Butler and banking on their youth core to substantially improve or become better fits next to LBJ.

>le playoff experience meme
Every single year, this meme gets debunked.

>reddit spacing

hehe

>on pace for 4th or 5th
>rockets and spurs at the same time were on pace to be out of the playoffs
>grizz were on pace to be in the playoffs
>pelicans were still competitive
>mavs were somwhat competitive
>clips were on pace for a top seed

Early seeding means nothing. They also had one of the easier schedules in the league. LeBron going down when he did just before they had to go against teams like OKC and HOU a bunch of times was devastating, but, they surprisingly still won a decent number of those games even if they overall lost more than they won.

This current losing streak and them getting shit on by multiple teams is why they're out of the playoffs. LeBron's return needed a quick 4/6 wins. They did the hard work to knock a couple of top teams who were in slumps then got shat on by trash and then other top teams. On top of that, both the 7th and 8th seed hold tie breakers and that's with LeBron playing for the Lakers, had they been in a race for those spots they still would've needed to win more and not just tie records.

They needed a quick hotstreak but instead just went to shit and fell apart. You can't put 9 guys in trade rumours and have a bunch of vets who aren't getting minutes who are really just there to audition for their contracts. Then you get shit like Javelle complaining and Zu getting traded.

fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-the-warriors-and-cavs-are-still-big-favorites/

No it doesn’t, you’re either not paying attention or being disingenuous if you don’t believe playoff experience is huge for young players. It’s an entirely different game.

>Javelle complaining and Zu getting traded.
Funny enough Javale has a history of complaining about his role, salary and minutes. An intelligent front office that does their homework would traditionally avoid the locker room headache like a plague, instead Maginka embraced multiple players with shit reputations based on Lebron’s recommendation.

This is the thing people overlook. A ton of people were just little kids when Jordan was winning titles. Most people don't even remember him when he was playing.

Lebron is 100% bald.
That shit on his head cant hide how bald he was 7 years ago.

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This kills the Knicks and revives the worst division in the entire sport.
Jesus, no way a bald head looks that much worse

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Lebron bought into his own hype, and thought he could carry a mediocre Lakers team into the playoffs, like he carried a mediocre Cavs team to the finals. He underestimated how much better the west is than the east.

People have seemed to have forgotten how bad his hairline was his final year in Miami.

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So what you're telling me is that when the Golden State dynasty started they only ranked 15th in playoff experience. It's almost as if having the #1 seed mattered.

Lebron? More like Lehairline

So you’re telling me the example that fits your agenda is more significant than the several dozen that do not? It’s comical you looked at the entirety of that list and concluded that playoff experience is invaluable due to a single run. Keep in mind GS won their first title in six games against a Cavs team with no Kyrie or Love, then proceeded to lose the very next year after blowing a 3-1 lead. Its unlikely they’d have won their first title if not for injuries to two of the Cavs best three players, given they still lost two games in the series.

Would the Cavaliers have won another game if Draymond Green wasn't suspended for a home game?

3-1 proved that the win before was a fluke and only after adding Kevin "burner accounts" Durant could they actually beat LeBron consistently. Everyone knows this and is why everyone hates Durant. Only rabid LeBron haters actually like the warriors

Is KAT done for the season?

Probably considering they won two consecutive games with Draymond reinserted into the lineup. Maybe Draymond shouldn’t attempt to hit people in the nuts on live broadcast, Robert Parish got tossed in a physical series doing far less in reaction to much more than someone stepping over him.

Whatever the case may be your anamoly selection as to why playoff experiences is insignificant isn’t convincing since the Warriors profited immensely due to Kyrie and Kevin Love’s injuries, and still managed to be down 2-1 despite homecourt advantage.

My Bullsies will get their revenge on the Poostons :)

>KAT is injured.
What the fuck? What's up with this generation of young players that keep getting season ending injuries? Why are they so soft?

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>win lottery

theyre not even a lottery team

Guys like Chuck, Shaq, Phil Jackson have talked about playing hurt and wear their anguished gaits as badges of honor. They’ve all been critical of shortening the season or sitting players who could play. The younger generation, and the NBA in general, is about preserving the modern player as much as possible.

How does Zion fit on the Bulls if they do get the first pick? The Hawks? They’ve both got outstanding big men that fit only at the 4 (John Collins, Lauri Markannen).

I’d like to see him on the Cavs next to Nance Jr who is an underrated playmaker or the Suns who haven’t had a PF all year.

that isn't reddit spacing, dipshit those are actual paragraph breaks
this is reddit spacing
do you see the difference?
Reading sure is hard
Waaaahhhh user talks with long wordy words, 240 characters or less or my zoomer brain can't understand what's going on

Markkanen moves to the 5 and Zion plays the 4. Carter goes to the bench.

that's not reddit spacing

this is reddit spacing

>Jokic

To that guy who told me to support the Phoenix Suns at the start of the season:


*sigh*

The secret redpill is that AD is actually all empty stats and no substance and will never win a title

>that southheast black bloc

>not knowing what reddit spacing is

His post would be hard to read without spaces inbetween multiple paragraphs.

Fuck off Brandon Roy

Man as a wizards fan I remember how much of a game changer getting Jordan was :). We almost won the championship amiright guys

I would hate to see an interior defense comprised of 6’6 Zion and Lauri Markannen as the last line of defense. They’d be a lot of fun on offense but they’d hemorrhage points allowed inside.

youtube.com/watch?v=iIj0STitjTE
Watch this

You just have to figure fit out later, but for Atlanta and Chicago Lauri and Collins should be considered untradeable even if they are tweeners.

>Lakers have been getting outscored by 137 points in 354 minutes, -19 every 48 minutes when Rajon Rondo is on the floor

Rondo hasn’t been good in years and shouldn’t play a minute next to Lebron especially, they’re a terrible fit.

>muh playoff experience, defences will expose giannis in the playoffs!!

Just look at last year and see this is wrong. THe team is constructed better this year however, more shooting, same old length and defence and another year of Giannis being truly a superstar. Bucks are going finals and are our best chance of not seeing GSW win the chip again, it's crazy that people can't see this.

What is Lebron's end game?

>tfw Kyrie joins the Lakers
>tfw the new spin will now be Lebron can't win without Kyrie.

bring a losing record and surpass kobe in points, at Staples Center.

Zion is actually a solid defender. Lauri not so much. But today's NBA is all about scoring, almost no one plays D anymore.

>People actually believe that Kyrie wants to play with Lebron again

No chance.

MOGUL

especially if Kyrie was the reason that the Celts are gearing up for the Playoffs now.

>tfw Celts get Lebron while Lakeshow gets Kyrie in a shock trade next season.

To be the next Brendan Fraser.

Why are you putting words in my mouth? My post doesn’t mention Giannis getting clamped once, playoff experience isn’t invaluable?
I have no idea why I’m repeating myself on this same point, if you’ve watched the NBA for any sufficient period of time this would be obvious. Giannis being a superstar or MVP doesn’t even ensure the Bucks advance to the Finals, basketball being a team sport and all.

Zion is a good defender but are we projecting him to be better than Draymond already? Even Green couldn’t play the role of primary rim protector this season due to his lack of size when Jones and Cousins were out. Defense definitely does matter in today’s NBA, especially at the center position. Just look at the Lakers.

He spent his entire career being awful in big games until he joined a super team that lets him take shots but doesn't need him either way.

>celts wanting anything to do with that choking faggot
nope

What are the Lakers going to do this offseason?

Max Jimmy Butler or Kemba Walker

>Zach out

Why even bother watching anymore

>People actually believe that Kyrie wants to play with Lebron again
it's reasonable; he's been sucking lebron's dick in recent statements and he's expressed a ton of anger about how boston has treated him. obviously such a trade would totally depend on how the celtics do this post-season

how could lebron go to boston? please try to keep trade discussions somewhere within reality

it's pretty obvious: get a superstar to join him in L.A. this summer hopefully (or asap), get some more rings, and become the undisputed goat

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Nothing.
Will try to get Davis, fail again and end up with someone like Tobias Harris.

>get some more rings, and become the undisputed goat

even if he somehow won 3 rings in a row, the narrative would become "KD/Kyrie/Kawhi saved this dumpster fire of a franchise and lebron rode their coat tails" rather than "Lebron is GOAT." I mean, him coming to the Lakers actually made the team WORSE than last year somehow and not better so he shouldn't get any credit for any future rings they might win.

Get Kyrie, Cousins and Zion

>I mean, him coming to the Lakers actually made the team WORSE than last year somehow and not better so he shouldn't get any credit for any future rings they might win.
Yeah it’s actually been impressive, the Lakers won 35 games last year and retained most of that core (sans guys like Randle and Lopez), adding a few vets in the process. Lonzo only played 50 games last year as well so there’s really no excuse for Lebron substantially improving that win total. Even if you argue he was injured, they still got 60 more games out of Lebron compared to the zero they had from him yesterday. Definition of meaningless stats

It's possible Lakers lose every game till the end of the season now lol

It’s probable even, team is entirely G leaguers and Lebron playing less than 30mpg from here. Kek at the Lakers fans chalking up each loss as a moral victory because Lebron gets his stats, I don’t know when basketball became more about the individual than the team.

I'm not even a huge basketball fan, but something about noon games in March is comfy.

Bulls should have done right by my boy RoLo and let him go to the Warriors for a free ring. Anne Hathaway got old quick man, still fine but damn, am I old?

>made the team WORSE than last year
the roster is entirely different. Brook is gone. Lonzo, Kuz and Ingram getting injured.
Lakers were on pace for 48 wins before Lebron got injured.

>/nba/ getting uppity again

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Belicheat isn't here to save your basketball team

Lonzo only played 50 games this last year. They were out of the playoff hunt before Kuz and Ingram got injured. Brook is gone but Lebron doesn’t make up for that?

Julius Randle is also gone. And Lebron had them on a 48-win pace before his injury.

where to cop undies?

Listening to the first Gorillaz album and feeling nostalgic.

if your so called "GOAT" isn't even as good as Julius Randle and Brook Lopez then I'm not sure how you can really consider him GOAT

>sign LeBron James
>miss the playoffs entirely

3 more years of this dumpster fire will be amazing to watch

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During the easiest part of their schedule with unsustainable 3pt shooting percentages by career awful 3pt shooters

You Lakeshits are mentally ill

LeBron is an asshole and he's not a leader. Too angry and low iq. he will never have the legacy of Michael Jordan or any other amazing player in the league because he's such a fucking arrogant asshole everyday of his life. he should just shut the fuck up and go back to playing good basketball.

Lets hope not. Don't want them to have a chance at Zion.

If Adam Silver gives the Lakers the #1 pick, it's totally rigged, right?

>I don’t know when basketball became more about the individual than the team.

Likely before you were even born, user, jesus come the fuck on the "player first team second" mentality showed up around the time Pete Maravich and Kareem Abdul-Jabar were running around

About the time Lebron became the face of the league, the guy is cancer

Now the league is just about social media drama and meme chucking

Adam Silver hates the lakers. If he liked them he would have rigged them into the playoffs. Since he's come into power he's done everything he can to keep the lakers down and to ruin Lebron's career. Lakers will probably move down in the draft knowing silver's hard-on for the warriors and his anti-lebron and anti-lakers stance

Warriors vs Suns today
Who you got?

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Pistons is actually good. Hoping they eliminate one of the top contender frauds in 1st round

No. They’re going to lose every game from here on and get another top 3 draft pick after falling to 14th on the standings

>During the easiest part of their schedule
this is constantly overlooked, they only had six wins against playoff teams in the 10 weeks before LeBron got injured, it's not like they were lighting shit up.
The same people will argue "We were in 4th place when he went down", conveniently forgetting that they were also 2 games out of 10th at the same time.
I'm not sure who's dilusion is worse, LEBron fans or Lakers fans.

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I got pranked by the daylight savings meme why is this allowed

Yikes at GS’ defense, granted they were bad in that area last year and inexplicably turned it on around the time the playoffs came.
They added Lebron James and veterans, Julius Randle was a bench piece for the Lakers last year because Walton and the FO favored Kuzma. Javale McGee and Zubac played better this year than Lopez did with the Lakers last year. Still have no idea why you guys shipped off Nance Jr and Zubac, those are the kind of low usage high IQ guys you want on a top heavy team (assuming you pick up a max FA).

Not the actual Lakers fans. We have dreaded the Lebron announcement because initially we thought that it'll be a circus sideshow because Lavar and Lebron hating each other's guts. Was surprised that Lebron literally self-destructed when his dream trade didn't happen.

A true GOAT would've righted the ship when the going got tough. Lebron is still pouting over spilled milk.

I got one Devin Booker chimp out ejection. Count on it.

So we all agree Jrue started the ninja headband trend right?

>Nevada
>Maryland
>Michigan
>Massachusetts
>Hawaii
til women search porn by geographic location

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If anything Lavar was vindicated since apparently asking the Lakers to beat the Suns, Atlanta, Pelicans without AD and Jrue playing 20 mins, and Grizzlies without Lonzo is impossible.

Will it involve him chimp out at the refs or Boogie?

Wasn't it De'aaron Fox (who is legit a weeb as well) that started it?

>De'aaron Fox (who is legit a weeb as well)
It won't be weeb until we see Head protectors. being worn ala Naruto

>Idaho

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Yes, Kareem was remarkably popular with the media. Perhaps even moreso than Bill Russell!

I remember watching Jrue last year and thinking “is this nigga wearing a durag”? It was a ninja headband

Im glad some of you are honest about the situation. That alone makes LeBron fanbois more delusional.
I've spent my life rooting against the Lakers but last year found myself pulling for the young core, they were fun to watch and seeing players develop together is good for the league. Whats happening now is crazy and by this time next year I imagine anyone from that young core will be gone.

>legit weeb
Shut the fuck up. Watching Dragon Ball Z only does not make you a weeb or any normie shit like Naruto/One Piece. Unless there’s some proof that he watches seasonal shit, he is not a weeb.
Same with Steven Adams.

Stop taking your japanese cartoons so seriously

Jrue got it from Mens tennis and Womens sports
>The style has become popular in tennis as Nike and its equipment suppliers created a retail version of the headbands that Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal have so famously worn in majors across the globe. Based on feedback from NCAA women’s athletes, the trend was next adopted by female high school and college athletes primarily playing volleyball, basketball, lacrosse and softball. Nike says NBA players’ widespread affinity for the apparel began roughly nine months ago. “I’m a Nadal fan,” Holiday says. “I’ve been wearing it in the summers for three years now.” As the guard experimented with growing his hair into twisting braids, Holiday would rotate between white and black tie-back headbands during his offseason workouts, replacing his typical durag. As he opened the 2018-19 season, Holiday, having long boasted a closely-trimmed cut, hoped to further accentuate his more voluminous style on-court this winter. “Fashion statement all the way,” he says. “It’s a style choice,” adds Celtics All-Star Kyrie Irving, who wore a tie-less version of the thicker band at the onset of the season. "Just like my hair."

If you don't have atleast 100 days of anime watched you aren't a real weeb

They should be though. Lonzo Ball is injury prone now and Brandon Ingram, if on blood thinners, will never be cleared any medical training staff. Kyle Kuzma can catch fire but is a poor defender and can be relentlessly targeted by the opposing offense. Given Ball and Ingram’s salaries there’s no harm in moving them if you can get sign some all NBA or all star caliber guys.

Also nothing wrong with trading Lebron if you can find a taker.

I agree with him but haven’t watched anime since DBZ was on tv in 5th grade. I don’t know why anime fans see these pro athletes who casually enjoy extremely popular anime’s that were on tv when they were kids and think “Yeah that guy is a weeb just like me.” Beyond watching a show that probably 3/5ths of boys born in the 80s and 90s watched there’s nothing to indicate at all they’re obsessed with animes or Jap culture.

Absolutely seething. Don’t get mad now because your newfag dumbass doesn’t know proper terminology

>$3.2k tax return

What should I buy bros?

So is it a 99% chance Golden State wins the championship again?

hockey cards

Take a deep breath and step away from the computer for a few minutes so you can calm down.

Short of freak injury, but honestly GS when injured in the playoffs play way better than when a guy goes down in the regular season. Thinking of those series where Curry went down before they got KD and Klay just effortlessly picked up his production while playing PG.

Yea Forums pass

Looks like you’ve transitioned to the coping stage

Just log off for the day and come back tomorrow when you're feeling better, pal

>Brandon Ingram, if on blood thinners, will never be cleared any medical training staff.
the whole Ingam thing sounds fishy to me. It's more likely that he's fine and sitting out the rest of the year like Lonzo, protesting.

>Also nothing wrong with trading Lebron if you can find a taker.
I dont know if anyone would want him at this point with that contract and cancer. maybe a shit team trying to fill seats but nobody with a winning culture will risk it.

a clue ;)

I'm gonna go watch an episode of Boruto and make a thread about it on r/anime and talk about it with my fellow ironic weebs. Got a problem with that?

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How about them Pisstons eh

I meant when Kennard got drafted he got ruled as a bust and always was compared to Mitchell, but he is proving himself to be a decent pick, yeah everyone would still Take Mitchell but Kennard is Better than Fultz for example.Coming strong off the bench

anybody got any NBA fsjals

I agree with that, I was correcting that he was a sophomore rather than rookie. He’s a good piece any team could use and will be for a long time, although it’s unfortunate another older (relative to the usual lotto prospects) prospect at the very same position that can be a leading scorer and good defender on a western conference playoff team was drafted right after him.

My Pissties are killing those Bulls.

Hmmm

based detroit pisstains

The Lakers have had the worst record in the NBA during the last 6 years

Karma

That was before I knew Zach was out!

Bulls are tanking for Zion, like half the league.

Mature Navajo bitches

What happened to all the Lakers fans that used to post here? The guys that would spam pictures of Tyson Chandler/Javale in Lakers uniform or that anime Lakers cheerleader

Do you guys still post here in silence or did they just vacate the general?

Who /50 wins but also got swept by the Suns/ here?

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And nothing to show for it but busts. Here's to another 6 years of horrible dysfunction.

Donte is underrated

They can’t handle the banter

Absolutely shameful

>normie

Shut the fuck up Emperorlemon and go back to making YTP you underage fag

They wasted a #2 pick on lonzo meme.

based

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This, there has to be no less than a dozen here especially on game nights. When they’d win the thread would get flooded. Remember when they beat the Warriors in the preseason and they would spam the thread talking about they’re contenders?

Kris Dunn has to be one of the worst top 5 picks ever, people don’t even talk about how much of a bust he is. I remember his draft class voting him the best in class as well. He sucks fucking dick and always hasz

don't buy shitcoins like I did last year and last everything

Lakers? More like suckers

Magic will leak fake news to throw everyone around him under the bus like "Jeanie told me to draft Lonzo" or "LeBron told me to not to get shooters" who can he blame for saying D'Angelo wasn't a leader?

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NBA Stars Win% First 2 Years

Lonzo Ball 49-50 (49.5%)
Michael Jordan 47-53 (47.0%)
Lebron James 73-86 (45.9%)
Steph Curry 56-97 (36.6%)
Kevin Durant 37-117 (24.1%)

In One Less Game, Lonzo Ball Has a Higher Win% Than Michael Jordan.

He’s a WINNER, plain and simple.

>Playoffs Mode
Days later, it's still funny.

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If you want an individual sport go watch tennis nigga bball is a team game

Lakers With Lonzo in 2 Years
(49-50) 49.5%, When He Plays
(33-30) When He Plays 30+ Minutes
(49-48) When Lonzo Starts

Lakers Without Lonzo in 2 Years
(13-33) 28.3%, When He Sits
(16-20) When He Plays Less Then 30 Minutes

What's Lonzo's playoff game win %?

Sucks that he’s never played 60 games

tbf Randle and D'Lo aren't busts

2016 draft should have been

1. Simmons
2. Murray
3. Ingram
4. Hield
5. Brown
6. The rest

>People actually rate lonzo

What?

what's more gay sucking a dick and not liking it or getting your dick suck by a guy and liking it?

Wtf Lonzo the GOAT

Kuzma has scored more than Tatum in less games

will Lonzo ever win a championship?

what does Kawaii's smile mean?

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sucking a cock is more gay than getting your cock sucked. Whether you enjoy it or not doesn't change how gay it is

How mad will everyone on /so/ be when Klay and AD join in this off season when lakers trade their Zion pick to the pelicans and win the chip while Space Jam 2 comes out and LeBron Lakers because a cultural phenomenon putting the nba back in the spotlight of the world?

lakeshow? More like shitshow

Ha ha

Sucking dick is always gay. Getting your dick sucked by a dude is the most alpha thing you can do. Think about it. You're making a man suck your dick like he's a bitch. You're turning a man into a girl isn't that the most alpha manliest thing ever? That's why fucking traps is totally straight. You're fucking a man into a sissy girl.

Lebron sucks.

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A blowjob is a blowjob. There's nothing gay about getting your dick sucked by another man. He's the homo for sucking it.

based pinko

most of us are between 5'8 and 6'2, probably 160-210

why didn't any of us make it to the league? there's lots of people with the same body as us

Kawaii doesn't have real emotions he's just getting better at imitating them.

I like their drive. They're playing like they want to win for once in their careers.

I’d take Brogdon over Ingram

We suck, sub 6’3 guards are the most common players and you have to be spectacular to stand out there.

>that 240p video
Sad!

2017 draft was a mess
1. Mitchell
2. Markkanen
3. Tatum
4. Fox
5. Ball
6. Kuzma
7. DSJ
8. Isaac
9. Collins
10. Jackson

I honestly could've made the league as a backup PG 10 years ago. I had the skills but modern scouts only care about meme jump shooters now. They don't appreciate my crisp bounce passes and elite hustle. Fucking bullshit really, this is why the NBA is going to shit.

How fucked is Kawhi if he rocks New Balance for the Clippers where, no matter how much they win they will be in the Lakers shadow and Billy Crystal is the only Hollywood person coming out to support you? Why doesn’t he simply have an ounce of style and rock Nike for the lakers. Is he just a robot with no style?

New Balance is hot you fucking stylelet

>taking anyone over Fox
absolute meme

What are those white things around his hands? Whats the point?

Look out it’s the Canadian with New Balances coming through. Hid your woman.

>New Balance is hot you fucking stylelet

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Boomer > Zoomer

m.youtube.com/watch?v=fD33W_s7iUU

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Mitchell is like 100x better calm down

>f-fuck this modern NBA

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Meanwhile LeBron hits his all time low but because he is on the Lakers Rihanna is in his Jersey and two chains is putting his chain on him after another L. No wonder everyone jelly hates the lake.

man there's people working for like $14 an hour... how do people live that life?

1. Lauri
2. Fox
3. Tatum
4. Mitchell
5. Allen
6. Collins
7. White
8. Z Collins
9. Kuzma
10. Isaac

Drugs duh

Barry White was based. His Love Unlimited Orchestra was kino as well.

Galloway is one away (12) from tying the record for consecutive 3-pt FGs (13).

Was KD’s ultimate incel moment when he professes his love for Rihanna after winning the chip and she doesn’t even acknowledge it?

Das rite

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vZZngTkp54I

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a gf

I'm 6ft 4 and 264lbs white I like to play pick up games and play horse but be good enough to make a team at any level? Get real user

I’m 6’6 325lbs last I checked, could play when the NBA wasn’t incredibly soft but my physical play style would have me fouled out and fined in minutes in the modern NBA.

Don't hate. Selling sketchers is a big step up from shilling for some local grocery store in San Antonio.

he said he loved her?

LMFAO no way this happened

jej.

>6’6 325lbs
The Chuck Hayes body type

more like the 56 year old charles barkley body type

What would Curry do if he rotated on me and I posted him up baseline? It would take one backdown to have him on his back and in that same motion I could easily dunk on him or find the open shooter or cutter when the defense rotates.

Not even conditioned but if aggressive offense wasnt an automatic foul today id average at least 12 points 14 rebounds and 5 assist.

I’m not hating I’m just trying to figure out why people think he will go to clippers instead of lake when even in a LeBron Armageddon shit show it would still be the best for his brand by far.

i love armchair NBA players and their delusions

The Lakers were a 4th seed before Lebron got hurt but they had terrible underlying stats and would have regressed even if Lebron had stayed healthy

Also, a 34 year who has played the 7th most total minutes (RS + PS) of anyone in NBA history dealing with injuries isn't exactly unpredictable.

He doesn’t want to play with Lebron

You weigh 325 pounds and you're under 7' you obese turbosperg. When's the last time you ran a mile?

Why would Curry get rotated on you in a position where you could post him up baseline

Why would that scenario happen

user is trying to pretend he knows about basketball

That’s probably why you are looking at an anonymous posting board on basketball. What do you expect?

yall faggots hating on lebron are dead wrong. hes going to be back with a vengeance next year.
he can still shit on 100% of nba, and also next year the league will be super fun since the gsw will break up (theyll keep the splash bros but thats about it)

I was being sarcastic. Fuck the lakers, I hate your team and your faggot city but you made good points and you were funny.

Winning is good for the brand and he can't do that on the Lakers

And even if he plays on the Lakers, even if he's the best player on the Lakers, he'll be second banana to Lebron. So he might as well go somewhere where he can win, and not get blamed every time Lebron fails.

Why would I need to run when I’d spot up top of the key on offense and be the first back to protect the rim on defense?
Curry was the most targeted player on defense in the Rockets-Warriors series. I’d call for a screen and get the favorable switch and score 80% of the time if he doesn’t get help.

Lebron has played more total minutes in the NBA than anyone other than Kareem, Karl Malone, Kobe, Duncan, Dirk, and Jason Kidd. He'll pass Kidd by the end of the year I think. He's dealing with injuries more than he ever has. He's having his worst season since he was like 20.

Most guys, at this point in their career, are just completely done. It's pretty incredible for Bron to even be a top-10 player in the league at this point. Expecting him to be an MVP again is delusion.

Because I give your knees and ankles fifteen minutes on the court you mong. Go run around in circles and find out why.

But brand benefit outweighs the cons of playing with LeBron. You can have the best chemistry in the world with the clippers but you will be partying with a 70 year old Billy Crystal after the game in your new balances. Why not just join the lakers and be seen as the savior and prove your better than LeBron in the box score. You have 82 times a season to do that.

I can and will literally shut your obese ass out you salad dodging fag.

OK, so then what are you going to do when Draymond helps onto you

>Why not just join the lakers and be seen as the savior and prove your better than LeBron in the box score

Because nobody will ever believe that. Lebron will get the credit for wins and you'll get the blame for failures. And even if you do play better than Lebron, Lakers fans will still say you're not better than Kobe, because they have a brain disease

It would take me a single training camp to get in basketball shape, at most. This is all hypothetical of course, todays NBA wouldn’t allow a Laimbeer/Draymond hybrid to play out of fear of their guys getting hurt. I give Curry’s ankles fifteen minutes before they get broken off the cross.
You can’t guard me in any capacity.
Kick out to the player he helps off of. Draymond is an elite defender so who is he leaving on defense when Curry blows his assignment? Lol I might actually be better with shooters today than when I used to play

you are too quick to condemn him. he definitely positively has at least one huge season left in him.

as for the lakers management, yes they would be very correct to pander to lebron's wishes instead of sticking to strictly average unproven young starlets. they should keep kuzma and thats about it, ship the rest of em off to sacramento or whatever

Lakers fans aren’t attached to LeBron like Kobe. Right now Kuzma is getting more exposure than Kawhi even after he is having an incredible year. You think if Kawhi is pulling LeBron into W’s Skip Bayless isn’t going to be talking about it nonstop every day? If he was really a boss he would go where he wants on his terms and not try to go based on where other dudes are.

Id bet money you are a disgusting fatbody

>Lakers fans aren’t attached to LeBron like Kobe.

Lakers stans are attached to Kobe and the general sports media are attached to Lebron

> Right now Kuzma is getting more exposure than Kawhi even after he is having an incredible year.

Because Kawhi is playing in fucking Canada this year

>If he was really a boss he would go where he wants on his terms and not try to go based on where other dudes are.

That's literally what we're talking about and you're angry because of it

Play me and show me, I play make it take it so if you miss it’s absolutely over with.

fuck outta here lavar

LeBron on a minutes restriction

30pts/12asts/10reb on a +11

>he's declining

Magic Johnson is the worst GM in the league and he's not going to make anything happen for the Lakeshits this off season.

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I can guarantee you are no more than 5ft 6 and about 300lbs that can't even wipe his ads properly

It’s funny when people applaud Lebron for a positive plus minus in a loss but neglect to mention a negative plus minus in any of the previous losses. Single game plus minus isn’t really that relevant but it’s comical when people mention it with a clear agenda.

Im not claiming to be good at basketball, I just know you without meeting you. Youre that big fat fuck who just stands around and uses his size to overpower normies. In the gym its great, id definitely want you on my time. In the league youd just be an out of shape nobody. I know youre using to playing center with normies, but in the league you wouldnt even be considered that big. My point is youre a big fat delusional fuck with an ego padded by playing with manlets and normies. In reality, you arent shit.

Play me and show me, I promise you won’t score.

>Kick out to the player he helps off of. Draymond is an elite defender so who is he leaving on defense when Curry blows his assignment? Lol I might actually be better with shooters today than when I used to play

So you're confident that you can find and whip out to the open man in the time and space that the modern NBA gives you before Curry switches out or someone else rotates? And you're confident your slow ass isn't going to get roasted on the defensive end?

the nigga missd two clutch free throws against the Suns and lost the game

>Magic Johnson is the worst GM

he's not the GM, kobe's agent is, and he's probably getting canned this summer along with coach of the year bill walton jr.

In today’s league? I probably couldn’t get in the rotation because I grew up playing physical in Memphis where you had to actually earn your points inside instead of running behind screens and shooting wide open. Today’s league is too soft for a nigga like me, a lot of legendary players (Oakley, Rodman, Laimbeer, Mahorn) probably wouldn’t get to play today so I don’t really feel any type of way about that.

Put me on a court with Curry playing make it take it and I’d eat his ass up. There’s only a few players in the league today physical enough to guard me and strong enough to score on me on the other end.

Not only have the Lakers been losing more under 'playoff mode' it implies LeBron hasn't been trying all season

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Shut the fuck up you queer the only thing your playing for is a heart attack you obease fuck. Go to reddit you might actually impress someone there

Shut the fuck up

I’m just trying to figure out why a second big star wouldn’t want to go to the Lakers despite the flaws. Lakers = household name and guaranteed A lister parties nightly as well as erections from Nike and Gatorade and every major sports brand. Why turn that down because of the personnel albeit some wack ass situations there. I’d rather bust my ass for the place with the highest ceiling and that is with the lakers. The only basketball team that everyone at your next family get together recognizes. I’m not buying the no star wants to play with LeBron. AD had a shot and moved in on it when he could and is proof that’s not true. All the other stars are drooling at the chance to do the same but are poker facing. They don’t want another star to compete with them over getting that max slot first.

>Today’s league is too soft for a nigga like me, a lot of legendary players (Oakley, Rodman, Laimbeer, Mahorn) probably wouldn’t get to play today
>There’s only a few players in the league today physical enough to guard me and strong enough to score on me on the other end.

man shut your ass up

I played guard the entire time I was coming up so unless vision goes with age (it doesn’t) I’m confident in today’s 5 out game when every single player on the court at any given time and id play center can shoot that doubling me would be worse than trying to play man.

On defense I’ve always guarded multiple sizes and positions. When you’re 6’6 at the gym 90% of the time you’re playing center, I played forward and center in high school and college I was always the tallest player. The reason I can’t be beat is cause I’m versatile.
So we’re not playing?

So youre saying right now, at this moment you could beat Curry one on one? Or in some idealized future that will never exist? Im just repulsed by fatbodies, thats all.

shut the fuck up faggot, no one cares that you 'should have made the league'

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An NBA superstar can go to whatever parties they want to, whether they play for the Lakers or the Clippers. The Lakers don't have a "higher ceiling" than the Clippers or any other FA destination. They have no ceiling. They have a visibly declining Lebron and a bunch of crappy, injured prospects.

>The only basketball team that everyone at your next family get together recognizes.

This is exactly the same LAKERS NEVER HAVE TO REBUILD BEST BRAND IN THE LEAGUE shit the Lakers have been banking on forever. It hasn't worked. It's bullshit. It's fantasy. There's a reason they have the worst record in the league over the past 6 years.

espn.com/nba/story/_/id/26213791/to-move-forward-lakers-need-long-look-mirror

> I’m not buying the no star wants to play with LeBron

I don't think that no star wants to play with Lebron. There's too many good FAs this offseason for them not to get someone. But I don't think it's going to be any of the top tier guys, it's going to be like Kemba Walker and Boogie or something like that. The top tier guys have the ability to control where they go & would rather be in situations where they have a better chance to win and play with guys they enjoy playing with.

Nice fanfiction lardass

It's so pathetic isn't it?

There was never any point in time Curry could beat me in a one on one and likely won’t be short of me getting a career ending injury. He’s a finesse team ball player, he plays well because he has screens to operate off of and elite shooters to make it difficult to guard him. On a one on one half court that advantage is mitigated. We’ve seen him crumble when defenders play him tough, I’m confident my defense is better than Delevadova who I’m more athletic than even at 30.
Never claimed that, I only shoot bank shots I’m not built for the league today, 30 years ago I’m starting most definitely.

what college did you play for bro

Yet you won’t play me. Show me I don’t have game, keep in mind we don’t call fouls here and if you get sensitive I will slap you.

Shant be liars any more (YOU)s

Guys this guy is Clips4lyfe and he's a legit monster in the paint. He would be unguardable in today's league like he says.

I believe everything he says.

LOC, HBCU in Memphis

>I don't think that no star wants to play with Lebron. There's too many good FAs this offseason for them not to get someone
i'd be very surprised if the Lakers sign anyone outside of AD (next offseason) after seeing how LeBron became a cancer to play with and single-handedly ruined the Lakers this season

So you played DII ball and you think you're an NBA starter caliber guy?

Why don’t you go play for China league and prove yourself if you are so good?

If the league was how it was 90s-00s I’d play no less than 20mpg
I’m a family man now, can’t be chasing hoop dreams when you have a mortgage.

>believing anything on Yea Forums

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NEW already

supposed to be an NBA player and didn't even go to a division 1 school

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>big fat fuck has had his entirely life be relatively easily by merits of being a big fat fuck
>ony plays half court one on one with losers because he both cant run and cant play against people with actual talent
>frustrates these losers with his fat disgusting frame, standing around the rim doing nothing
>thinks that this is how the NBA works

Youre acting like youre 7 feet tall, Curry would shoot up and over your fat disgusting face like he does with guys taller than you, who are also more skilled than you. You better tell me you single handedly lead your college to a championship or something because I have a REALLY good beat about the type of person you are. Youre literaly a big fat bully, and this has made you think youre something that youre not on the court. Like great job bro, you won a game of one on one with an amateur who’s smaller than you. Youre actually pathetic. Legitimately pathetic.

Not only would you never make it in the NBA, you never did make it in the NBA, and now youre just a fat delusional fuck. The NBA isnt filled with fouls because it isnt a league of fat retarded niggers like you, it actually requires some minimal finesse. If not, theyd get a nigger bigger than you and have him slap your shit around, making you the bitch you claim youd make everyone else.

Shoulda went China League before the family and mortgage than. Either that or deep down you realize you weren’t good enough to play in the nba like 99.99999999% of humans in existence

Giannis and Middleton have 4 years of playoff experience. And the team is full of solid vets like Illyasova, Lopez, Bledsoe, etc etc. Though everything you said about the Lakers is true it's not bad luck as it is pure nepotism. Imagine having two men with zero front office experience running one of the biggest organizations in all of sports. If the Lakers don't get another max player this offseason, Magic Rob and Jeanie will have set the franchise back another 10 years at least.

That's already the spin.

Curry would swipe the ball from your slow, fat fingers before you got a dribble off and from that point on you wouldn't get another possession.

I supported the Raptors since the Vince Carter days and want us to shed the fucking bandwagoners, desu