Official UFC Wichita 2019 ESPN Livethread Gamethread #5

Lewis shit his pants its over

Lewis got some HEART i tell you

JDS should be allowed to kick Lewis right in the dick for playing dead like that.

kek at his corner telling him he has to finish the fight after one round that he almost won

he wasn't playing, JDS just joe rogained his liver

Literally just kick or knee him in the head and you win the fight. JDS is a coward

There is a card on? Fuck

Part of me thinks if Derik felt like quitting he'd actually dq himself by shitting on the floor before tapping.

Lewis' liver has gone to Shadow Realm

>tfw forgot ufc was on tonight and only get to see the main event

BASED JDS

BLACKED

THE BLACK BITCH

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE

Make sure to Spring forward, but deep down inside I hope you really die before 2am.

J D S
D
S

aww

Reddit meme status:
Ended.

casual

Lewis fags btfo

HEEEEEEM
HUE'D

GOD DAMN

This fucking fight LMAO

APOLOGIZE

RIGHT

FUCKING

NOW

THAT FUCKING FIGHT!!!! Junior was swinging like Keith Jardine what the fuck he was TERRIFIED of Lewis. That was insane.

Fuck, that's sad. I like JDS too though so it's okay.

EARLY

don't worry most of the card was literal shit, everyone who watched it is annoyed

co main and dariush was good

Inb4 jds vs Francis for interim belt and Stipe gets Jack shit

Has to be Dos Santos vs Ngannou now, right?

So fucking overrated. Seriously. He has no business being in the UFC. Love Lewis as a person but as a fighter, a joke.

HEEM YET AGAIN EXPOSED AS CASUAL
VERY SAD

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Don't care. I stilll want Lewis to breed me

Macaco'd

Muh ballz was hot

JDS - Stipe, it only makes sense

You didn't miss much

Ngannou JDS title eliminator?

GIVE ME JDS VS NGANNOU

My picks where 100% correct you you didn't include mine.

Did people actually think Lewis was going to win though?

its all rigged

is HW the most clown division?

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is this bait?

Derrick Lewis strategy:
>pretend to lose until you win...or lose.

what?
dumb leaf

Rothwell won reeeeeeeeeeee

>Herb

Can this fucker already

I'm glad this fag and balls was hot shit got dabbed on
Never deserved a title shot

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEECKED!

don't lie

Only early because Jardine Dos Santos was in la la land and all of his punches were missing on a non-defending Lewis...

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my picks were also correct and you didn't add them you fucking racist. me and Auslad win.

Reply to it then

Bet Volkov hates himself.

I wouldn't say he's a joke, but he has definitely gotten by so far on some well timed power punches that have saved him from losing fights. It's a shame. The dude is obviously athletic, but just doesn't have the same technical ability as other high level guys.

That was a fun fight, lads.

To be fair JDS has been hit or miss after the Cain fights.

Number 3 ranked niggerweight in the world, by the way.

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Many such cases.

lewis was losing.......until he almost won

NOU

CHECKKKKKKKKKKKKKED!

Stipe vs JDS 3 probably needs to happen now.
Or JDS vs Ngannou

>losing to cigano

>you will never be Brazilian

AAAAAAAAAHHHHH

HEEM ME INSIDE

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Goddammit if Lewis’ rope a dope KO would’ve landed it would be the best KO of all time.

>thinking jds would lose to lewis
ayy

I thought he'd lose until he won like usual.

What do yall rate the card?

Baby Bento!

SING ALONG /HEEM/

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUNIOR TRES SANTOS

Junior "The Happy Warrior" Dos Santos.

This dumbshit is going to cost the UFC a shit ton in royalties for that Happy Birthday (TM) song on espn lmfao

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Based Bento

Lmao almost every single US fighter lost when facing a non-American

Based Bento. I hope he has a happy birthday.

that atonal happy birthday

>you will never be as happy and positive a person as JDS

It's heavyweight, and he'll knock 80% of the division out until his body gives out completely. He's a can skillwise, but he's physically elite. He's one of the few true heavyweights, most guys don't have to cut weight at all to make the limit.

He's a one trick pony, but his one trick is really fucking good and few can handle it. JDS and Hunto beat him, they are some of the best strikers in MMA heavyweight history.

WITCHY TAW

Weak stoppage. Dos Santos didn't have leverage or anything crazy and Lewis was covered up. Herb "Gold Standard" Dean strikes again

Based Cigano

It was terrible.

back to your regularly scheduled programming

this was a gamethread for blacksplosive shitposting, not a /heem/ general. it's gassed itself out now that the event is over

LEWIS BTFO!!!!!!

>tfw brenda schaub doesn't sing to you after winning

ohhh wait....

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good post, bad stoppage
no real power shots coming through
Black Beas was just waiting it out

Jds is a good guy and doesn't afraid of anything

Hi guys. I’m OP. I love heem. First time I posted a thread. Feeel good mang. Love you heem. Btw if you guys are looking for another board try ck with me. Good night heem

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They should've let him be a warrior.

>weak stoppage in HW
REALLY? What was supposed to happen? That nigga was finished

i got robbed

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WHERE'S A WEBM OF THE KNOCKOUT YOU USELESS FUCKS

They were talking about this on JRE with Brendan Schaub that Michael Jackson's death set the song back to public domain.

Happy Birthday is public domain now

Beast literally stopped fighting and was in the fetal position. He didn't object to the stoppage.

JDS fights winner of Overeem/Volkov.

He is nowhere near a goddamn title shot. Lesnar, Jones, Ngannou, and Stipe get priority.

Useless and entitled, typical brit

we're in here

migrate

autism

>He didn't pay his tv license this month to watch it for free

hahahahahahahahhah

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ngannou will save the ufc

true. It sucks that DC is holding up the division though

That Black Beast heart tho. If only he could channel that into weight loss discipline he'd be awesome for sure

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you can get the next one laddy

Stipe Ngannou 2 or JDS Ngannou?

Ngannou Lewis 2 doesnt look interesting right now

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Hi, attorney here. The song is public so there are no legal issues. Good luck with life and don’t sell yourself short

JDS vs Cain 4!

Make it happen DANA!

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Nigger hurrrrr durrrrr this shitposting. No you faggot. Only person shit posting is you. Where r u. I’ll HEEM u now faggot

Ok my 40 seconds are up. Here faggot

Cain vs Fedor in Smellafart is the only fight to make.

>americuck wanting to be brazillian

YIKES

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Ok, I agree with that.

JDS v Ngannou for sure

Just a reminder that millender landed 0 punches in the fight

good post

Just book Stipe DC 2 already for fucks sake. It will literally save the division.

These dorks that Stipe already beat don’t deserve a single sniff of a title shot.

I think other fighters have figured him out. If Ngannou hadn’t fought scared he would have mopped Lewis.

This

Fuck him, his hot balls, and his Lambo.

JDS Ngannou co-main
Stipe DC main

In an ideal Dana White-free world

That's really the best option. Lesnar DC is the most uninteresting fight. DC just wants an easy money fight before he retires

Only say that because his last name is Spanish and your Brazilian. If roles were reversed you'd be on here bitching. Don't deny it.

>Got home to see the fight
>It already ended
Fug

Does anybody has a replay or something?

It was 60% spicy

STREAM WHERE