Official UFC Wichita 2019 ESPN Livethread Gamethread #4

Niko does it again edition

>Up nexxt
Derrick Lewis vs. Junior dos Santos
Elizeu Zaleski vs. Curtis Millender

>previously
Niko Price def. Tim Means via HEEM
Blagoy Ivanov def. Ben Rothwell via decision
Beneil Dariush def. Drew Dober via submission (armbar) at 4:41 of R2
Omari Akhmedov def. Tim Boetsch via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
Anthony Rocco Martin def. Sergio Moraes via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
Yana Kunitskaya def. Marion Reneau via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
Grant Dawson def. Julian Erosa via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27, 29-27)
Maurice Greene def. Jeff Hughes via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
Matt Schnell def. Louis Smolka via submission (triangle choke) at 3:18 of R1
Alex Morono def. Zak Ottow via TKO (strikes, verbal submission) at 3:34 of R1
Alex White def. Dan Moret via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)

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oh shit did you see Tims ankle it like folded backwards when he fell

FLORIDIANS ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

el hybrido

first for jesus

niggers

VIOLENCE
SPEED
MOMENTUM

More like Tim "Shit Bird" Means

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heem twisty

GIF pls

First for Jesus.

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Look at Means right leg after he gets dropped

Post dirty birds broken ankle.

Rothwell did nothing wrong

Thank you, I appreciate it

Oh shit it fucking did, you can see the bone.

>Glory to God! Thank you father!
>...
>VIOLENCE!

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OH FUCK HIS FUCKING ANKLE IS GONE

>rocked by a slap

Amen

he sounds like an actual retard

>Omari Akhmedov def. Tim Boetsch via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
>Anthony Rocco Martin def. Sergio Moraes via unanimous decision (30-27, 30-27, 30-27)
>Yana Kunitskaya def. Marion Reneau via unanimous decision (29-28, 29-28, 29-28)
>Grant Dawson def. Julian Erosa via unanimous decision (30-26, 30-27, 29-27)
>Maurice Greene def. Jeff Hughes via split decision (29-28, 28-29, 29-28)
slow night huh

Based

Capoeira and Cigano wins in the first round

I wrap my sheeps wool blanket over my head and let out the sweetest fart. The hot air bursting out of my arse grazed my cheeks with an intense heat that tickled me and make me smile.

the two time would be a contender
that reach advantage

There will be winners tonight

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>UFC still shilling Till

Guys, c’mon... we know he’s shit. You’re not fooling anyone.

Sometimes it's the simple things in life.

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Jesus is the true winner tonight.

Yeah that ankle looks broken, look how off center is as compared to his other one when he's laying down.

There a other angle? I'm not seeing the heemed ankle really

I guess he didn't really lose by KO then, just hurt his ankle.

> t. velasquez

heem told me rothwell was good

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Glory to God /heem/?

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frick you Means, i was going for gold

>using resistance band and a kettle bell
>not just using a heavier kettle bell

Not if JDS/Zaleski win

This is the girl from last thread's face

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This Hue is going to get BLACKED

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>Our boy already #6 in Welterweight

FUNNNNKKK GAAAAAAAANNGG

Not it if's Zaleski and JDS

k

that and no lady

Dis he break his own ankle when he fell?

>tfw Jesus is your boy

There's an angle from Price's POV where you see Means ankle is bent

wow shes cute

NO

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why are jews so overrepresented in media for ufc yet underrepresented in fighters for ufc

:/

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C L O W N /// W O R L D

He was last time he fought. 3 years ago.

I'd suck her cock if you know what I mean

she is pretty, loving her lips

Well...that was certainly a let down

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lol

>fighter loses once in his career to the champion
>hes flushed hurr durr
Fuck off fairweather faggot

Oh fuck you're right

Undefeated champ by years end

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literally who?

Thick Bailey is best Bailey.

what's wrong with you?

who's that?

Any pussy pics?

London card is gunna be pretty spicy

Hues > BBCs. We're making a comeback. Just get ready for a shitty post-fight interview

in the closer angle it looks fucked up

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I knew I recognized those tits

what is this body type called?

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That ankle got fucked

He's too strong, bros...

based curtis finna BLACK this hue

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why are her photos always better than her videos

Millender wins by technical melanin.

I sometimes fart into my hand and then lick it.

>girl

nice try, buddy

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el macaco americano

She has such a hot video where she forces a guy to sick her dick and just goes "thank you :3" and leave in the end

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Oh MY GOD HIS FUCKING FOOT

>zogmutt phenotype C

less dick

Yuck.

Tim Means has always had an iron chin, ate bombs from Garcia. Really didn't see Price winning this one.

0.05-0.06 ouch

Soi

No contest due to injury

Yikes.

who is right here?

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same goes with jav

holy fuck. heem snappy. damn what a shit end for the dirty bird.

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the white american

HEEM FOOTY

Because she only does videos with her bent dick husband.

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>thinking the creator of the universe, assuming he exists, intervenes in the outcomes of human cage fights

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The dick is the best part though. She'd just be a less exciting Sophie Dee without it

Meth

still would

because you think there is one photo being taken and not thirty in different lighting and angles

HEEM SNAPPY

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Is that a break or a dislocation?

he will be added to the collection

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Dude just above the cap looks like he's on meth.

This Dos Santos doesn't sound like he is speaking Hue Brazillian. He sounds like he speaks Spanish.

>assuming he exists

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Nigga is vantablack

>curtis

great punching technique

I wish she had more hardcore content. Especially more of her fucking guys.

nah shed be hotter as a girl, shes got a really flirty fun personality

WHATS A KING TO A GOD

God intervene in every JBJ fight
this is a proven fact

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B L A C K E D

San berdoo

>one black guy
based Wichita

Heems are broadcast on Sunday over here in the Australia. Jesus really does love MMA.

mutilated jew dicks are a no

>"kid"
>31 years old

WHATS A KING TO A KANG

a kid and his father going out for a fight night, good post, user, continue that

>cheering that youre on trv

name a more brainlet decision by normies

Fat slut

WHAT'S A GOD TO A GODKING
WHAT'S A GODKING TO A GODKING GOD?

GOAT WALKOUT SONG

Honestly my ankle break was worse.

ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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BASED WALKOUT SONG

SPICY ALREADY

based

Based walkout

What's a king to a god?
What's a god to a nonbeliever?

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Padre nuestro,
que estás en el cielo,
santificado sea tu Nombre;
venga a nosotros tu reino;
hágase tu voluntad
en la tierra como en el cielo.

Danos hoy nuestro pan de cada día;
perdona nuestras ofensas,
como también nosotros perdonamos
a los que nos ofenden;
no nos dejes caer en la tentación,
y líbranos del mal. Amén.

relignoramuses are too easy to troll

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Reminder than Tenshin is fighting tonight

Were you heemed at the same time too?

>these bald chubby losers are the ones shouting USA USA USA every time a non-american is on the octagon
who would have guessed?

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Is the final countdown

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WE'RE LEAVING TOGETHER

Kino entrance

>these songs
:DDD

Imagine marrying a fat, mentally ill man with fake tits. I can’t hit the based button on that one.

when?

cant wait for that can to be heemed

>final countdown

okay this hue is alright

This is the shittiest card I've watched in ages.

Falco?

REMINDER THE OUT OF AFRICA THEORY IS DEBUNKED

The oldest humanoid fossils come from Europe and DAB on the theory that afri*ns are the first humans

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Based huezil

Amen

Millender scares me for some reason.

Is this Bryan Danielson?

nice

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Millender is fucked

WE'RE LEAVING TOGETHER

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anybody got an acestream?
they're all gone from reddit

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Shit card
Post cuties

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*sips*

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man the fights is gonna be spicy with these walkout songs

>a Brazilian complaining about hardcore support for a local fighter

pot, meet kettle

Brazilians always pick old walkout music

blacks win the final and penultimate fights, sorry fellow wypipo

God made JBJ kick Smith while he was down. That's why he prayed right after Herb paused the fight.

I really don't want this based hue to get blacked bros...

MUH DAWKINS

nice song
does anyone know it's name?

This is the ultimate walkout song battle desu

jesus that girl has some loose lips and clit

Gibs athletic commision girl

Based and amenpilled

No I got slammed on mine, been posting about it on here a lot. Still broken now.

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Damn she's gorgeous

Beats a bunch of vine swingers screeching WHO DA LAY.

Shazam is telling me "The Final Countdown"

no

that's my physique, except i have more matted and patchy body hair

ffs

i need more heems

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*blocks the chicks path*
lol

Where cant I watch this brehs?

MJ about to sink in a rnc on that smug little cunt in the middle.

always bet on manlet

I'd do those fat slags

I seen some roasties

user...

Body shaming isn't right.

dana white isn't a jew you mong

Not even mad

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aww, look how grumpy atheists make him

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>dana white isn't a jew

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Africans are pure homo sapiens. Europeans and east Asians are a Neanderthal and homo sapien hybrid

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ITS OVER

whatever you say, jew

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Have her dick pics been leaked yet?

It's the final countdown until tappy

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Stop posting transexuals.

uhh I don't think he said that bit about black employees

It's happening, the takeover is now.

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uh oh hyper jiu jitsu

Clint Eastwood is not aging gracefully at all.

HEEM TAPPY

Looks like Curtis is gonna be another Uriah Hall memer. Beats old names but gets shit on by people with less miles on the road.

HEEM TAPPY

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TAPPY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY

Thats not true they just categorised afrricans as pure human because they started from the incorrect assumption that they were the oldest humanoids

Since 2017 this has been refuted by the re-discovery of fossils from Greece

fatties

BASED LOS SANTOS

HEEM TAPPY

ZDS just ran through him holy shit

fucking humping brazilian monkeys

Shiiieeettt buddy, I hope it's healing nice my heem brother

fucking destroyed lmao

>that videogame boss post-fight celebration
based

JUNGLED

REKT

> trying to fight without steroids

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tappy tappy

>picking against based Capoeira
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lewis boutta get fucked too

HEEM TAPPY

blacky tappy

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fuck you

What does heem even stand for?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHHUHUHUHUHUHUH
>BASED
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHHUHUHUHUHUHUH
>BASED
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHHUHUHUHUHUHUH
>BASED
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHHUHUHUHUHUHUH
>BASED
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHHUHUHUHUHUHUH
>BASED

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Fuck

There go my picks

god dammit

>b-b-but blacks have the same iq as normal people

lmao @ you

Based

Rare case where the less dark fighter wins.

straight roastin'

HUE'd

chubby sloots are the reason im still breathing
god bless you, girthy hussys

TAPPY

based and funkpilled

Why is she covered in dirt?

Highly Erotic Enticing Michelles

neat little push off millender's elbow to sneak the arm clean under. palm to palm was nice too

he's honorary

Lewis can't hang with JDS footwork and hands

RUH ROH
Only 1 BR left, and if Lewis loses there will be no winners

>pale fatties

yumola

>all fights are shit except a couple chinlets
idk why i do this to myself

Fat girls try harder

Imagine what Cyborg would do for you

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that's not how you're supposed to do it bro

Did Anik say that Millendder has 25 yrs of wrestling

i guess the illegal streams are MASSIVELY delayed

Here
Everyone’s
Extremely
Mad

Check out this cuck

JDS' chin is gone

Millender should've just stayed outside and point padded

>ctrl+f
>monkeys
>1 result
nice to know you're all finally learning to respect us as people. we deserve it.

BLACKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

t. reddit

If Two Saints fucks up literally once in 5 rounds he's asleep.

fuck off monkey

yep. Care to dispute that, chief?

Listen to when ZDS speaks Brazilian, he has a weird accent

ZDS itd +450. Those odds made no sense.

SHITTAH

THANK YOU SHITTA

"thank you, shitta"

Would bang.

Don't @ me.

How big do you think her dick is?

thank you shita?

no idea who to match this guy up with in the top 15, winner of Gunnar vs Edwards?

Rude

Based cannibal corpse t shirt

how the fuck do you let your self get choked out LMAO

Lewis throws more meme kicks than JDS he will win

>GRACIAS A DIOS
Based comfirmed

>GRACIAS A DIOS
Based comfirmed
>GRACIAS A DIOS
Based comfirmed
>GRACIAS A DIOS
Based comfirmed
>GRACIAS A DIOS
Based comfirmed
>GRACIAS A DIOS
Based comfirmed

Absolutely based

>White guy doing Capoeira
cringe

now you're just asking for it mano

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Based hue final countdown

6 million years

Heroin
Ecstacy
Ethanol
Meth

Lawler

...

>rare
cope

it could be worse though
you could be doing this at 3am

Go play with your tyre swing.

the interpreter is cucked

Can any Brazilians confirm this?

FANK YOU WER SHITTER

Heem
Everyone
Even
Myself

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sounds good to me

It makes sense. She is the most feminine woman in Brazil.

HEEM
Everyone
Especially
Manlets

Based japanese brazilian interpreter

Wtf i thought capoeira was a meme

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Heem
Everybody
Even
Myself

>the whitest man in america

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This
>the absolute jewish ghetto of white athletes

Yes. His voice is really acute

Trump supporters are uneducated incel shitbags that unironically vote against their own economic interests

lmao the translator really got into his role there
started doing the hand movements too

Based bolsonaro supporter

OSA!!!

Brazilians aren't white or black.
They Brazil.

Brazil is not like the US. We don't have "[race] things
We have largest diaspora of japanese (machida, yamasaki)
We have largest diaspora of lebanese
We have largest diaspora of italians (15% of population)
We have a diaspora of germans in the south

his haircut is lookin fresh, doesn't even look like he just was in a fight

It's from the same region as mine (south), it's actually the correct way of pronouncing it. Stupid Rio dumbasses that find it weird.

HA SICKER THAN YOUR AVERAGE

OSSA

>cringe
Why do white Brazilians do Capoeira?

> Dad, Happy internation women's day

very true. you are a trooper. i'll shut the fuck up now

>when a hooker calls herself a 'sex worker'

yikes

true

Heavy
Excessive
Energized
Masturbation

Thanks man, I think mine was more painful because I was still conscious during it but obviously it sucks more for the pro fighter

I really like Brazilians who have access to Yea Forums honestly, now Brazilians with general access to the internet are absolute cancer.

"Fank you..... fank you Shittah" -Brazil Guy 2019

WE ARE FARMERS
PAM PARAM PAM PAM PAM

>Brazil is not like the US.

Goes on to prove how muttified the nation is.

Kek

Is there any other place that you interact with them?

CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL
.
.
.
.

CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL

Isn't he a manager? I've seen him with other fighters, I think he might be like a bloatmaxx Ed Soares

wow how many times are they gonna play this gay golf ad

>We don't have "[race] things
lol why are your Favelas full of nothing but Dark people? Dark Brazilians delude themselves into believing they're a rainbow nation

He probably brap posts here.

CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL

dont forget largest diaspora of chimpanzees

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Why are americans so cancerous?

Where I'm from, it's rare seeing a black dude.

We are mutts. You guys aren't. At least not on our lvl.

So it is like the US?

BLACK
BEAST

I've seen them on Twitter, the worst of Brazil congregates there my man.

what a memetastic fight
derrick lewis is going to lose

He has a southern accent (like Shogun Rua) people the the south and northeast don't do the "dji" thing like andrade". someone from the southeast will say "andradjee" someone from the south will say "andradeh" someone from the northeast will say "andradee"

Reminder that "enlightened self-interest" and other libertarian / objectivist soundbites would, for the vast majority of wage-earning people, actually translate as strong unions, social programs, consumer protection, heavy public investment in infrastructure, nationalization of key industries and environmental regulation if applied.

Vote Bernie / Chinese guy who promises NEETbux 2020.

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Lewis will lose...... until he wins.

makes me fucking sick the west is trying to brazilify itself and pretend race isnt a real thing

your country is a hell hole because of its lack of british or european majority

all around the world the british and european majority countries are the best, with the exceptions being the hyper nationalist japanese

Lewis > Ngannou
Ngannou > Cain
Cain > JDS

Pretty easy to understand how this goes down.

Worst people of the world are on twitter. Shittiest social media ever.

nah you're good
i'm just more annoyed I do this to myself
such a waste of time

i even intended to skip this card but didn't because I had some other shit to do and was using it to procrastinate. i would have been better off doing that shit

Surprise heem or a snoozefest. Nothing in between

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cuz we're fat and dumb.

Wait what's going on there? Why so many people standing on the stairs.

oof, you're right, around 2017 there was a big migration of normies to twitter, It's annoying even for other brazilians .

DID THEY JUST ASSUME HIS RACE?!?!!?

favelas are 6% of the population. They started as a place that slaves went to because they were poor.

That Tuivasa KO is so cringe, what a brainlet fat can

BLACK BEEAAST
RHONDA WHERE YOUR FINE ASS AT

depends where you're at, white people only make up 60% ish of our population and our census data is fucked as it is, a bunch of our states are majority non white and a bunch of states will be majority non white soon like Texas which is already like 40 something percent hispanic

I hate the brazilians on twitter also. You find the worst kind of people there.

Stay in your snow hutt, wegian.

Derrick Lewis is dat Trump boi right?

to spit on JDS as he walks out duh

I hope to see some more donkey kong tonight.

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Facebook and Tumblr are far worse imo.

TEXAS BOIS

tai tuivasa is a name i can't forget, even though i forget who the guy is all the time

KINO

DERRICK LEWIS AND THE NEWS

>successful blacks breed upwards, becoming progressively whiter
>unsuccessful blacks breed downwards, becoming progressively darker
It's a rainbow, but one color is always at the bottom.

JDS vs JIDF who wins

>americans can't stop autistically obsessing about race for one fucking second
jesus fucking christ memes are real.

Can’t believe Brazil voted for facist fuck Bolsonaro over based LULA

But he drinks from a shoe XD!

Time for the Lewis meme to end

Yeah but It just seems like Brazilians go the extra mile to be shitty on there
I like how humble Brazilians are on Yea Forums, you guys are bros even though you get a lot of unwarranted shit (monkey, hue, sopa, etc...)
Glad you agree mate

JDS should be out of there within 30 seconds. This'll be a good opportunity to see whether or not this 'sport' is actually fixed

What a walk out

this is 4channel, after all

Post pictures of th curly haired referee thot

CIGANOOOOOO

quick mafs

>with the EYES OF THE TIGER
>comes out to a different song entirely

i fucking hate anik lads

CAM ON JUNIOR

Yeah a heem in a Cigano - Lewis fight would be a real surprise

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You're the retard kangaroo. Hong Kong, Singapore, South Korea, Japan are all high level. BR is shitty since the beginning when Portuguese were at the command and portuguese have a shitty country nowadays.

The fgt didnt even try to bridge would have stopped the ground and pound for at least a little

>Gonna Fly Now playing
>"With the eyes of the tiger"

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>It's a rainbow, but one color is always at the bottom.

More like a deluxe colour chart.

Bolsonaro is a libtard neo-Marxist. Dont believe American lies

true and based

>that look in JDS' eye

Oh, he's back.

why do brazillians have such great music taste

Gonna fly now~~~

Where bouts in Brazil you from lads?

For me, its Belo Horozonte

I really don't want JDS to lose this one.

absolute beast of a walkout B

lol, wasn't somebody just joking about JDS walking out to the Rocky theme

suck shit you ugly demented freak

Did Felder really feel the need to explain the walkout music? Who doesn't know this?

HE HATE US CAUSE HE AINT US

>t. australian brainlet

>dos Santos is my boy
>Lewis is also my boy
Can't I just bet that both fighters have a good time?

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absolutely based walkout song choices by brazilians 2nite

The truth is, is that Americans have zero identity beyond consumerism so they latch onto whatever they can which is obviously, race, and they make it into their sole identity.

Nobody came out to Michael Jackson wtf

Team Swang n Bang in this Ho!

NEW THREAD WHEN?

you mean hong kong, singapore and south korea those countries that were controlled by the british and americans and developed culture from them?

yeah real fucking astute observation that further reinforces the supremeacy of british and european nations

>#1 Stunna
very based, hope Lewis wins this

is derrick lewis the most successful can ever

He always walks out to it.

who dis?

>tfw I picked Lewis but JDS is my boy

I deserve to lose the picks desu

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the black beast would be a really good slave 300 years ago

That black looks like a Def Jam fighter

Brazilians on twitter are the ones MOST INFLUENCED BY AMERICANS. They have absorbed the sjw and all the leftist ideologies of americans. Americans are the "cancelled" thing with people everywhere in the world and people copied including us.

No gay Jesus for jooooo

>freckles

I want to cum on her

Jesus, DL can you go 5 seconds without nignogging it up?

NOOOOW DERRICK GOOOOOO

welcome to Yea Forums, new fag.
now fuck off

Lewis gets flushed

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I'm going for JDS just because of his walk out, anyone else?

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>life time supply of pop eyes chicken
>will always be able to feed his family
>gets crazy contract despite being can
yes
some might argue conor

Keep voting against your own economic interests like a dumb prole cunt

conor

Based socially unaware Brazilians
Unbased Stacey who fought this was boxing judging them

Derrick about to show us his new wrestling skills after taking the L to DC for the company

t. jew whose entire identity is jewishness

thx based US bro, we all HEEM in here

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If king kong was a man he would be derrick lewis

You have to root for Lewis just to get another post-fight interview

Lewis definitely decreased his fat content and gained muscle. that's a power belly now, not a gut

I thought enlightenment values was American identity?

>Lewis so shook he can barely get his clothes off
It's all over bois

I guess I forgot

based and patrician-pilled

also ZDS has a caporeia kick KO. so he can play with it after a fight

Gooby

l 100% thought his career was over after the hunto fight

>Bro we're a rainbow nation! We don't see race!
>Breeding up means getting whiter, breeding down means getting darker
Brazil is far worse than America when it comes to race relations

>JDS is gonna get absolutely rocked
Just call off the fight

and before the wave of shitty cuck normies came it was a watered down Yea Forums basically :(

He's just holding back some doo doo butter like he did against Travis.

Jds has too much heart for Black Beas

Fuck, I really want Lewis to win.

fuck off cracker ass white boy

No, I mean those countries that became what they became by themselves but you're a kangaroo larper. I can tell that you're a loser because you latch on to these things with such a passion that one can notice that one is talking to a loser that has nothing else and so you have to live vicariously through other people's achievements which you couldn't invent yourself or even them UNDERSTAND youself. Just accept that you're a reject kangaroo...

Time for JDS to jab Lewis in the gut for 3 rounds before he hurts him to the body and Herb stops it quickly.

The fuck is "enlightenment values"?

JDS is gonna play the bongos with this nicca's brain

Will his balls be hot in this fight guys?

>"more often than not, his opponent is left twitching on the canvas"
that's very sexual imagery, anik

Joe Martinez > Bruce Buffer

IiiiiIIIIiIiIiIiIITS

Most Americans don't even know what that means.

This, america needs to be consumed in a nuclear holocaust. Except from the South, possibly New England, Pacific Northwest has good nature and bigfoot afaik.

JDS finna get heemed

pls no

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Dan Hardy

Here we go, our main event of the night in Wichita, Kansas, 2019.

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No doubt Americans have big influence HOWEVER, you can't possibly tell me that Brazilian society isn't totally mental? Your Universities are legit Communist and your parades are homo fests. Brazilians just get confirmation bias by Americans on Twitter, but your degeneracy is internal

DO THE POINTING THING JDS PLS

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heem make some noise if you're ready

>No, I mean those countries that became what they became by themselves b

LEARN HISTORY YOU STUPID NIGGER

SINGAPORE AND HONG KONG WERE BRITISH CLAY

THEIR LAWS, THEIR CULTURE, THEIR BEHAVIOUR, ALL DESCEND FROM THE BRITISH INFLUENCE

YOU DUMB FUCKING MUTT

Is Lewis the most reddit fighter?

I don't even like Brazilians but I hope Dos Santos fucks Lewis up.

im living in the south its the first place that needs to go tbqh

Two Saints the Second finna go to sleep.

NEW THREAD QUICK

Be a little less blunt Aussie bro, they only got the internet like 8 months ago and most of them don't speak a relevant language. You can't expect them to have a historical and geographical understanding of the world.

>HERB DEAN FIGHT

This will be a shit fight, guaranteed

*points at the mat*
This is where I'm heading lads

Nooooooooooooo not herb. Not for this one.

kek the south is a fucking abomination

Use your own advice your fucking retard and read when they became what they became

Insider sources tell me Herb Dean has a cab waiting for him out front with the meter running.

Lewis is shook

I know

>he is a "brawler"

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>gorilla chest smash

Ben Nguyen or Mighty Mouse

would highly doubt most current day Americans have even heard of tocqueville

Uh, no

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calm down lad

I swear if Lewis just walks through JDS and heems him easy just cancel this card completely

completely get rid of it

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HE DID IT

shutup faggot

>ablarh glarb i am mutt
>bleeerrrh 82 iq berlg!!!
Been here before you underage retard fuck.

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remember the time some fighter said my balls was hot

something fucking cooked about two gray haired blokes wearing matching tshirts of a slogan a fighter said once

Do you guys ever kind of wish you just had a 6/10 basic bitch American girlfriend? I kind of just want her around as an accessory.

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RIP JDS

2 Dos Santoses fighting in a row.

Whoa

JDS about to be shadow realmed into retirement lads

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The south and Florida need to be nuked first

Get rid of all the MAGA shitheads

Betting on the huemonkey

Lewis looks lean

cringe

Hopefully the black meme gets KO’d. Im sick of his bullshit fluke wins.

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Time for some technical heavyweight striking lole xd

uhhh

what are you doing with my dog?

How can you retards even mention languages. It's like you have no self-awareness. I'm destroying you in my second language (that I learned alone all by myself) and I know more languages while you little retards can't speak anything else even if you tried. Also I have internet even before you were born, retarded zoomer

BASED BLACK GUY WIPED HIS EYE ON THE OTHER GUY HAHA UNUSUAL

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>JDS saying the hand was closed when the whole arena just saw a replay of his thumb in Lewis' eye

Reddit got really mad when DJ lost so I guess that's him

>JDS telling off Herb Dean
Based

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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?????????????

That pizza looks disgusting, youre supossed to put the sauce before the cheese

Deliberate cheat. Plus all Brazilians are full of drugs

JDS is a scumbag

kek

Can't put my finger on it but I know exactly what you mean

simply epic

HEEEEEEMMMMMM


HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM

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>Derrick Lewis light on his feet
>Derrick Lewis with cardio
Frightening

prime schaub wont unironically heem these guys with raw athleticism

SPICEY

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wobbly

add him to the running picture of all the fighters

Lewis fight or flight system is amazing bros

he doesnt fight then when hes about to lose the system kicks in and hits accurate headshots over and over

its amazing autopilot shit

Still half the damn round left guys

BIG SPICE

He is in his prime. Comedy prime. He's the new Bill Burr.

based

SKINNY LEWIS IS SCARY

what is lewis doing

Dated a few when I lived in the states. The novelty wears off real quick. Believe me. Stick with asians. LOL.

lmao wtf is that even supposed to prove? Singapore became rich after singapore independence YOU FUCKING KANGAROO
HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF LEE KUAN YEW?

>Singapore gained independence as the Republic of Singapore (remaining within the Commonwealth of Nations) on 9 August 1965 with Lee Kuan Yew and Yusof bin Ishak as the first prime minister and president respectively. Race riots broke out once more in 1969.[98] In 1967, the country co-founded the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN).[99] Lee Kuan Yew's emphasis on rapid economic growth, support for business entrepreneurship, and limitations on internal democracy shaped Singapore's policies for the next half-century and the country progressed to a First World country.[100][101]

First round was more meme worthy and fun than 90% of this card.

WTF I LOVE HEAVYWEIGHTS NOW

what is happening

>can't finish a guy who can't even stand up or put his hands up

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HE JUST HAS TO TAKE A DOOKIE!!!

he fucking did it again when he was injured

HOLY SHIT

It's gonna get stopped in between the rounds

HOLY FUCKING SPICE!!!!!!

RIP INTESTINES

THIS FIGHT

MY SIDES

top kek las

Singapore is a shit hole.

does lewis have a glass belly?

IT'S JUST A BO BO LADS

holy shit this fight

What hurt him so?

uhhhh yeah actually lol some pretty good shit happening

>injured
he's out of shape and fights 40 times in a year instead of losing weight and doing sprints

broken rib maybe?

thats a fuck up by JDS, not finishing this fight

shut the fuck up you dumb animal

if you dont understand that their cultures derived from british rule youre fucking dumb (you are dumb you mutt fuck)

broken rib?

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HW is a freakshow, just close this division and fire everyone

hmmmm not sure

You were humiliated and you have no argument

LEWIS BLEEDING INTERNALLY

Ok fuck it. Let's go Black Beast.

Now compare this with Lewis v. Ngannou

We are the only ones who can make Heavyweight fun.

stream died end of round 1, who injured what?

derrick was baiting jds for the counter
smart of jds to not go for the finish

fuck black beast

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLACKS BTFO

BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR BR

heeeeeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmm

instant depression lads

REDDIT BTFO

kek, no one won the heem predictions

fuck

I'm humiliating you while I speak my second language and watch a fight

THE MEME IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RIP

derrick lewis was never my boy

OH NO NO NO NIGGER BROS

WE GOT TOO COCKY

He needs to improve his bjj

My Balls Was Hot Lmfaooooooo

TY BASED JDS
LE HOT BALLS MEME DELETED

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That's too bad.

NIGGERS BTFO

NIGGERS BTFO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HUE'D

>b-black b-beast!!!
ayy lmao

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Is the Lewis meme finally over?

Yawn inducing card, I'd equate it to dozing off in a car and getting woken up for sporadic moments before going back to sleep again.

yall both retarded

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NOGS AND BLACKEDFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

book tuivasa v. lewis

his argument is factual. The reason why Singapore is a shithole, but not quite as shit as surrounding areas is the British influence.
> it's just a massive coincidence that Singapore and Hong Kong are outliers from the rest of the region.
> I'm humiliating you
in your mind.

This

Feels terrible man
Fuck JDS

have your win today faggot crackers and your brown brazil shit friends butt ngannou is gonna black the shit out of this bitch

WTF I LOVE BRAZIL NOW

herb dean with another shitty stoppage

nigger

American bros...
Why are we so inferior to Chadzillians?

>LE WARM TESTICLE MAN BTFO

This

made af

what even is JDS vs DC

We still have the belt.

leafs literal cucks for BBC. who would've thought

>hating on the black beast
no class on this general. This board is disgusting. You're all piece of shit racist that say you love a black fighter and then show you true mask they lose

God fucking damn who's that?

Based

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>Next fight should be for the belt

Yeah good luck getting DC to agree to fight anyone.

Card over
return to /heem/

Give us Ngannou vs JDS already.

oh for sure le black beast was just catching his second wind

anyone with actual potential of winning*

go back hue

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source on that needed

Losing is part of American culture. It really cant be helped

good analogy
terrible night
i will be pissed off for a while to come having wasted my time with this

throwback to the DC vs Mir DC vs Nelson days

looks like a white girl in blackface desu

Lol, americans are completely unable to think about black people without thinking about cuck-shit.

I'd kill my self if I was that fucked mentally.

I KNEW THAT YOU FUCKS WERE A BUNCH OF LOW IQ FAKES. YOU WERE ON BLACK BEAST'S DICK NOW HE LOSES AND YOU GO INTO YOU /POL/ MODE. IT'S DISGUSTING. YOU'RE NOT EVEN HUMAN

imagine the voice

How do I get a based Brazilian waifu?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_human_evolution_fossils#Late_Miocene_(7.2_–_5.5_million_years_old)

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This

How many Americans lost to BR tonight?

yeah that's what I meant. He only wants meme "fights"

singapore is not a shithole. stop defecating through your fingers

WHOLESOME BRAZILIANS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

it's an absolutely disgusting vile piece of shit.

Happy b-day cigano's son

Cringe

/pol/faggotry has infected most of the boards

Both of those guys defenses were pretty bad, you'd think hws would prioritize defense more.

It's low iq americans man, fighting attracts a lot of Just-Bleed brainlet sub-humans unfortunately, and for americans this takes the form of race-autism.

go back to r/mma casual

Jesus that is horrifying

You're so dumb haha
They didn't find a homo sapiens in europe it was an earlier homo. You little retard that only read titles

Every encounter you have with Americans are on Yea Forums or leddit.
Of course you're going to be exposed to our worst

>ITT

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>White brazilians

Sure thing champ

This
If you aren't sexually intimidated by the mere site of a black man no matter how soi he looks then get the fuck out of /heem/

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He just needs to stop fucking kicking like that, he can't make it out of r1 without being completely gassed.
It doesn't really help him, it doesnt set up anything, or are set up by anything. It's completely wasted energy

oh my god it was Tim Means lower shin that snapped