/cric/

so true

Imagine thinking that /cric/ ever had more than six to ten posters in the first place.

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After your heavy criticism last time, I put a bit more thought into it.

OP 205/6
now 207/8
oh no
"no no no no"

207/9
oo very sad! for Bangladesh

now /9

>4.48 economy on this deck
Henry is fucking dogshit tttt

good rugby last night, good cricket today, good fights today. a veritable wealth if sport lads.

Based mangrab customer.

211/10 now 21:44
205/6 OP: 21:27

*cuckstomer

~0.25 wicket/min

Having a Dilmah lads.

yes i will try it thank you

Do.

She keeps doing it.

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bit going on there

top kek

Are you a cuck or alpha if you whore out your missus/mother of your child and appear in videos with her soliciting for clients?

just more of a shithead really.

should I know who these people are?

lot going on here

If you aren't a newcunt then yes, you should.

Won 150 playing Thai poker and still don’t know the rules it really do be like that sometimes

I'm a newcunt then, so enlighten me.

Don't know any of those prostitutes and don't care where you spend your neetbux.

read the archives lol

Based Joshy exposing the newcunts.

>literally make one post on the topic
>"If you aren't a newcunt then yes, you should."

Based newcunt

I'm a 2019 world cup tourist

>if you aren't a newcunt on /nrl/ you should know who this prostitute is that I'm posting on /cric/
I don't get it.

I've never posted in cric before this post

hopefully it's your last too

GoTtEM!!
BACK TO PRISON you POOPEE CRIMINAL!!

Based newcunt

Nah, I like the looks of this place. Gonna stick around and shit it up.

it's already been done.

Think you might have offended the 110kg blob

statsbabby latham absolutely exposed on a greentop.

pooopeeellaaapse!

reckon bangos should enforce a cheeky follow on here

haha

fuck up Josh.

More of a sailing nation tbf.

ooo very sad! for Poo Peeland

taylors due his quadruple century

KEK
e
k
but
>endearing
>

work just called lads, imagine that, called in on a fucking Sunday.

get 2 work poopee

kek guess that jobsite can't live a single day without you

holy mother of freshie replies

yikes

What's for Sunday dinner lads?
Spaghetti meatballs here, one of my specialities.

lmao at this newcunt

bangladeshi bowling attack

betootaadvocate.com/headlines/wow-kiwi-mum-cooks-a-tasty-spag-bol-and-her-sons-respond-with-a-spine-tingling-viral-haka/

Tasty.

based taylor

what beer should i get lads

little creatures pale ale

get IPA like every other fuckhead. grow a beard too.

A long, cold Vic.

t. bearded fuckhead
kek

IPAs are the fedora of adult beverages.
Being clean shaven, however, is the fedora of facial hair styles.

literally one of the most popular beers in the country mate not hipster at all

just go up to the barkeep and ask in a clear voice:

>'one "beer" please'

wink at him then toss him a coin

Covers coming out lads. Think we're headed for that draw after all.

a country of hipster tryhards m8

Haha nice

Yes but can you get it jumpin, pumpin, or pressin a suit?

I like moretti

select any NZ beer, it'll be better than local swill

wasn't aware that NZ made beer

IPA is garbage and so is your taste.

wouldn't imagine you're aware of much outside your grim little world 2bh

so fucking cringe mate this is a literal reddit meme genuinely feeling embarassed for you

VB isn't even drunk outside of Victoria either

you've got no idea what you are talking about.

it's deffo consumed in brisbane lad

jeez calm your tits beardface

shut up sebbo Bell

>VB isn't even drunk outside of Victoria either

What about when I drink it on my fishing trips to the riverina? Checkmate.

KEK how long did it take you to get an IP that wasn't banned Zachy?

tipping Zachy would whip Sebbo in a fistfight

Pretty grim lads.

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Honestly soak your gangly beards in the shit and set it on fire, choke on the smoke.

Look at me guize, drinking this beer that tastes like bitter raccoon piss but barely anyone knows about this 2 man brewery out of Indiana so fuck it im in, beer snob ahoy, eat my hipster pretension, plebs.

Tattooed vegan vaping bearded gauged-eared hipster fucking trash.

holy fk good post

huge fan of this if you don't drink a shitty mass produced lager owned by offshore conglomerates that don't even brew it in your state instead of supporting small local businesses then you're a poof meme lads

kek maybe with a mobility scooter and a cane he could. i could just step on his finasteride IV and his entire scalp would melt down.

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wew lad

the freshcunt rugby bogans have arrived lads

calm your beard vapelord

>supporting small local businesses
okay this is cringe

Great Northern and XXXX are the Queensland beers

honestly ashamed to have a beard right now lads. swear to god i'm nothing like this cunt.

I had an XXXX once, I swear it was the worst beer I've had, including Rheineck.

this is ironically the most freshcunt thing I've read in a while.

For me? Sparkling water and a keto diet

This is the post. Vic blows both of them out of the water by a long shot.

unironically hate the taste of all beer, how do you cunts drink this stuff

>Bangladesh
>New Zealand
>test match
grim is too positive to describe this feel

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>tfw live a lie

zagorka is the king of beers

yeah too bad I have to only drink that though or else a kiwi will call me a hipster

For me, it's Mt brewing Co. Kraken IPA and Roku Gin.

Also partial to Panhead superchargers and Liberty Brewing Yakima monster

how can you make a post that's simultaneously yikes, cringe, bluepilled, and oof?

someone post the nz /cric/ approved drinks list.

you simply don’t know how to Yea Forums

For me lads, it's Schlitz.

Why do poopealanders post like they are on adderall or dexamphetamines?
take a breath lads

>not drinking the vanilla beer Carlton Draught

spastics

Something wrong with adderall lad?

Bangladesh haven’t toured England in a long time hm

literally one of the worst beers ever made

drink whatever you like and learn to handle a bit of soft banter you big baby

alcohol in general is garbage and you should only drink it because roasties wont spread those leggies if you dont humor them for thirty minutes over a coldie

they had a panhead pilsner on tap at the game last night. it was bloody good.

dislike people from india desu

Then why's it australias number 1 beer mate? Please do inform me.

cringe reply this one
complete lack of reading comprehension

this bearded vapejedi seems to have had his feefees hurt over beer talk

lots of freshcunts in the thread lads

>Panhead superchargers
Big fan

Coopers make good beer.

imagine typing this out

bit going on here

hmm
might spend the arvo in /afl/ instead

youtube.com/watch?v=LDCjLqlT1Io

>the pooftah in the middle getting everything wrong

yikes

Fuck off out of here then.

Made in Queensland yes
VB is still popular here

how about you fuck off you giant fat fuck

literally no one makes as many posts as you and literally no one contributes as little as you, everything you say is a shitty little addendum at the end of another post that is a desperate attempt at being funny to impress your internet friends who actually fucking despise you and want nothing more than for you to neck yourself

Fair bit of aggression here.

fuck up richo

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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/cric/ has some thinkin to do

Bicho losing it

sevens tourney in vancouver may have the cunts a little fresh

spotted the seething newcunt lads

this is the post
this is richo ban evading

Joshy beside himself with Internet rage

lads why is google telling me england had that drawn series in Bangladesh in 2016, pretty sure it was more recent than that ??? I e

That is shitspouter

rubbish.

any lads watching /thechase/ in here after criccy got cut short in the capital

nah it was 2016, I remember talking about it when I was in England in December 2016

Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye.
Four and twenty blackbirds,
Baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened
The birds began to sing;
Wasn't that a dainty dish,
To set before the king.
The king was in his counting house,
Counting out his money;
The queen was in the parlour,
Eating bread and honey.
The maid was in the garden,
Hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird
And pecked off her nose.

so f'ing true

Always watch /thechase/ m8, keeps the mind sharp.

fuck off dickhead

I miss my mum lads. She never was the same after losing her nose.

Jesus it seriously was 2016 wtf....time absolutely flying

Sad stuff ;_;

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pretty much true.

did that look like a butt to anyone else?

your life and your hairline literally disappearing before your very eyes

it's a fag test apparently

I nearly reported it kek

>he passed it

benn listening to brainful music recently such as lowlife, Richard hell and peter Gabriel

my hairline literally has not moved since I started dht inhibitors over five years ago

fucking grim Zachy but well done m8

they're called 5-alpha-reductase inhibitors you utter and absolute brainlet, unless you've discovered an actual DHT receptor antagonist

still, they inhibit dht brainlet

>bald cunts fighting

They don't at all though. If you were to inject yourself with DHT it'd cause the same effects as DHT. What it does is prevents testosterone from being converted into DHT.

prevents, or to use another word, inhibits DHT

holy mother of autism

Absolute brainlet

5-alpha-reductase acts on a wide range of hormones other than testosterone, so it's additionally misleading to call it a DHT inhibitor for that reason.

Saying that they inhibit DHT is severely misleading as well because they don't inhibit the biological action of DHT. There are many hormone-related drugs that don't inhibit the hormone's production but do inhibit their biological action. Tamoxifen, for example, inhibits the hormonal effects of estrogen in breast tissue, but does not inhibit the production of estrogen (the drugs that do that are aromatase inhibitors).

Zachy and Richo on the ropes here lads.

does it or does it not inhibit the formation of DHT
it does, we agree on this

imagine living in the one of the largest and most successful countries in the world, with exciting metropolises like New York and Los Angeles, medium sized powerhouses like Seattle and Boston, beautiful country areas like New England, California and the pacific northwest,
and you chose to live in Tucson, Arizona lmao. Even illegals from Mexico and illiterate niggers will move to other places given the chance

chaser fucking thrashed them

Absolutely inhibits the formation of DHT and several other hormones. Does not inhibit the biological action of DHT. Calling it a DHT inhibitor is misleading because it does not inhibit the biological action of DHT as a DHT receptor antagonist would.

wish USA would fuck out of our politics

kek do you fucks even have a government?

shut the fuck up about bald science an m8.
no parmy or basil unfortunately.

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they lower dht levels...they inhibit dht...stop being autistic as well as fat

grim

They inhibit 5-alpha-reductase. A side-effect of that, which has been exploited by the people who make finasteride, is that it results in a lower DHT level. Saying it inhibits DHT is deceptive because it flat out does not prevent DHT from binding to receptor sites.

lmao

Rude.

KEK

how long did you let that reduce?

I bet he let it reduce for 5-alpha.

not particularly misleading is it though blubbo

not long enough, but I couldn't be fucked doing a proper sauce today. still delicious, tomatoes and herbs from the garden.

looking good mate

Yeah if it had some basil and parmesan on top it'd be Instagram ready. funny how our eyes affect our dull brains.

sure it's fine. just ground beef for the meatballs?

hot take: this is very autistic

Not bad, needs a leafy salad to go along with it

yep used prime beef mince this time, which has a lot less fat, which REALLY changes the sauce texture, but healthier so I'll take it.

Seems you've been misled quite severely over the years. I bet you had no idea the fin likely interferes with, e.g., your androstanedione and 3α-hydroxysteroid dehydrogenase levels as well.

it's too late Zach you've already said grim and offended me.

>eating meat in 2019

ahh, ok. makes a bit more sense now.

>prime mince
what's that mean in kiwiland? because in the states i'd bitchslap you for making mince out of prime-graded beef.

>I bet you had no idea the fin likely interferes with, e.g., your androstanedione and 3α-hydroxysteroid dehydrogenase levels as well.
[citation needed]

I, II, III

just means mince made from better quality beef than mince usually is. it's not ground eye or scotch fillet or anything. most likely sirloin.

is there anything redeeming about Tucson, Arizona? afaik it's just a shit little city plopped into a desert in the middle of nowhere, with absolutely nothing that makes it unique. At least a desert city like Las Vegas has come personality going for it and attracts music performances and other national/ even international events, meanwhile Tucson isn't even the biggest in its state
I guess it's sunny there but what's the point when it's either unbearably hot or too cold most of the time
If you want cheap housing I'd rather live in the middle of nowhere in a spot that at least has some vegetation growing nearby

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prime mince has less fat than regular mince

Apply it to Zach too then, hes literally blubbering over baldness science

fuck me that is fucking ugly

Harare is nicer

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/25733274/

Finasteride literally confirmed to INCREASE androstanedione levels, sebbo making shit up as usual

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Been to Arizona and it’s really grim. Nothing but LE EBIN JOSHUA TREES, POOVER DAM and BIG GROUND CRACK.

Missus went to my mum's for dinner without me and I asked her to bring me some dessert. too cheeky?

>that time Sebbo's mum fell over

literally a complete cultural wasteland and total shithole. Basically the Southampton of America

That's androSTENEdione mate, not androSTANEdione. The reason fin would increase androstenedione levels is because 5α-reductase metabolizes androstenedione into androstanedione.

Imagine having the reading comprehension of a first-year biology student. Come back when you've taken organic chemistry lad.

really don’t care

Richo, leaving Neverland is on TV1 tonight m8

I mean holy fucking shit it's in the abstract of the fucking study you just linked mate. "The results of this nested case-control study confirm that finasteride blocks the conversion of . . . androstenedione to 5α-androstanedione-3,17-dione . . . ."

Please stop seething so hard that you don't read what you post.

>really don’t care
oh shit think i made him cry lads

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Brainlet Zachy on the ropes here

Truly a renaissance man. Reckon there's very few topics he doesn't know everything about. Dieting for one though.

absolute massacre

in fairness the two lads were totally useless in the final

never been to az. never will

Eh I know heaps about dieting. Have you ever met a fatty that doesn't have all the knowledge necessary to lose fucking weight?

if she cant snatch ya a sneaky trumpet you've really goofed it mate

think I'd unironically prefer to live in Harare. At least you could live in some nice protected district and be exposed to an interesting culture.
And they play cricket

>tfw you're a yank who's been living in NZ for almost ten years now and am starting to think in low-IQ kiwi slang

hold me bros

Thinking of making a sebm to help zachy remember the difference between androstenedione and androstanedione lads.

still nicer than Hamilton

I meant actual dessert from the family meal lol

post passport.

don’t care about these obscure meme hormones simple as , I’m actually pretty knowledgeable about the hairloss science that matters ..you’ve literally just pinpointed some obscure aspect of a topic and ranted on about it to try and make me look dumb...classic tactic of such a foul personality type

What did he mean by this

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yet another LARP guaranteed

>hairloss science that matters
Mate I wasn't talking about hair loss in the first place, I was talking about endocrinology and the potential ancillary effects of your vanity pills.

yes. Literally basically all of them

yeezus
Haha fuck he's classic

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And yet the fat cunt is jobless kek

Harare has culture ...arizona Literally has none because it’s southern USA without being the Deep South or Texas. It’s discount Texas

not here to lie

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kek i'm part of the screencap, based ameribro

that passport is FUCKED m8

What are you doing on /cric/?

state of your fat pudgy thumb

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Huh, so posting proof is that easy. Wonder why it's not done more often tttt

what are you so nervous about?

disgusting sausage digit confirms

who doesn't love a nice afternoon of criccy at the basin?

Bangladesh?

buncha poofters ITT who don't understand the special relationship between Victoria and Queensland

nice proxy fatty
post out window.

Wellingtonians?

Wait just saw the TV kek

do you see TV1 on in the background?

True. QLD does drink Victoria Bitter after all.

...

would love to hear certain man’s thoughts on the current New Zealand vs Bangladesh test match situation

all good mate I appreciate a healthy dose of skepticism in this age when everyone's on a LARP

ask him

BASED

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pftttttthahahahahahaha

harrowing

What is going on here lads?

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am srry am turly srry

Yeah cool. anyway, Rules 1-3 apply so please don't talk to me again cheers.

ooo very sad! for NZ posters

a bit

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Is Rajibul gay lads? I didn't think they allowed gays in Bangladesh.

WAIT
if fatthumbs is on a proxy, he could be streaming TVNZ on demand as part of the wretched LARP

harr am

H
M
M
M

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used to play with junior cricket with daniel hughes

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very big fan! of this postings related directly to cricket! very good boro!

going for a little drive in a tick I'll post that same passport from some very obviously wellington location

am turly srry

can't play kaiserreich anymore because of the update lads, absolutely fuming

kek imagine being this obsessed

could be your flattie's passport

Where in the states are you originally from? If it's California I'll fucking brain you.

>entire expansion focused on boats
yikes

the Chad California
The virgin Arizona

ah yeah hey lads I'm a Korean living in NZ ching chong hamnida m8

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when are you getting drafted lad

LawnGOD

reckon if sebbo simply went on a no Taco Bell diet he would drop weight pretty miraculously fast

M I R A M A R
I
R
A
M
A
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Chicago

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I'm a girl btw

the condition of your steering wheel is even grimmer than your passport

looks like a typical shithole

kek you're missing some fucked weather right now, cold snap and high-as-fuck winds

you miss the pizza?

>hey gf can I borrow your passport for a pretty slick post on cric

tits or gtfo

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>it's not even good

waste of fucking money, absolutely fuming at that DLC

the spain area is great in this game

>Joshy can't join in with passport posting as he doesn't have one
kek borrow Mum's lad

first time going back after Holy Fury, it's fucking elite

Pretty sure I'm the only Korean girl on /cric

Anyway AMA lads

will you be my noodles

What mean

give me a rundown on LawnGOD as a bf

noodles and rice

rice you eat every day

noodles on special occasion

>Lawncunts missus posting from his mums house.

Too sexy

Riterarry whom

not a fan of this circlejerk

off to grab a coffee lads

Bit old for you I bet.

FUCK UP PAEDO

Grab me a decaf trim mocca kamsa hamnida

This is the post
This is also the post
Coffee has been shown to increase DHT levels lad.

well that's deffo NZ and the
>shitty hygiene
>90's jap car
>nearly expired passport

indicates a pattern of behaviour very keeping with someone who complains of over-assimilating to the NZ lifestyle

You saying fatthumbs is the real deal?

no it hasn’t

Caffeine has anyway.

Wrong again.

saying it's pretty great lengths to live and embrace the typical slovenly existence of your average kiwi just to play pretend on a singaporean basket weaving forum

Actually scratch that, it might stimulate 5-alpha reductase, not DHT. The studies aren't completely clear.

nothing tastes as good as being skinny feels

Posters that are on the ropes:
Zachy, paedo incel Richo

Posters in glorious ascension:
Fatguts, Fatthumbs, Korean girl

a sense a new golden age of /cric/

kiwis are slovenly?
what grim shithole are you from?

This is the brainpost

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don't get cocky fatthumbs

The country where people will justify wearing jandals to literally any occasion

Cheers m8.

>fatguts
>ascension
Fuck up shitspouter

Jandals are based.

not shitspouter Richo you utter cazz

Any movie recs? bored.

Daffodils is truly based

You've gotta be a special kind of kiwi to ever look good in jandals.
This is the post.

I look good in anything.

>Talk about fatcunt
>Gets Richo out of nowhere
Confirmed low IQ newfag

>be zachy
>be frantically researching the effects of caffeine on 5-alpha reductase
>be trying to find any reason why the sebGOD is wrong
>be weeping softly to self

not really a romantic drama kind of girl.

based maorigod

Why do the cricels seethe so hard at based SEB? Could it BE that they are jealous of this handsome and successful gentleman?

American honey
Interstellar

I'm warming to him ngl
He cute

it's a musical

everything's coming up milhouse

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seen interstellar twice, pretty good, what's Am honey then

why is cricket so difficult to replicate in vidya form. Must be something to do with its physics and depth and nuances. We’ve had great piss arounds like brain Lara cricket 2005 but an actual semi decent sim seems about twenty years off at least

based

OOF

>what’s am honey then
kino and pleb filter

hmm your use of tired Yea Forums jargon makes me think it could in fact be the opposite

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falafel gyro on the cards
pure flavours

el basado

Shut the fuck up bald nonce

a modern triumph, a rare gem

cheeky

Does anyone have any movie recs that aren't chick flicks?

Kek you come from literally nonce: the island. You’re basically just a bigger version of the Isle of Wight

andrei rublev

lady and the tramp

Noncy B

...

How much money do I actually have to have before I seem significantly more desirable to women because of it?

Predestination

das boot

a lot

Gave up on the coffee hey?
Don't know anything about the effects of chickpeas on DHT, so might as well enjoy while you still can.

enough to have your own living space, to pay your way at dinner or an event, and to dress in a way that represents your ideal self.

this can be a few hundred dollars a week, or a few thousand. women like confidence and success, not specific dollar amounts. if you are dating real people, they will want a partner and a playmate, not a piggy bank.

anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is a blackpilled incel. fuck these people. they only exist to bring others down

Not a cent. Just gotta look like you earn or have potential to do it.

>movie
>not the miniseries

550 Bulgarian leva

seen it but good rec

no....what are you on about

getting real sick of baldy b's shit

go and get a hobby and stop coming here then, you dumb cunt.

Imagine being a bald nonce

>go and get a hobby and stop coming here then, you dumb cunt.

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only five more days until the Afghanistan vs Ireland test

2 billion won

i post here literally like once a week you obsessed reddit nerd

>i post here literally like once a week you obsessed reddit nerd

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who are you tipping?

user comment for American Honey on rarbg:
>I can smell her armpits through my screen, hard pass
kek

El grillo
>basado

your mum
K E K
E
K

nice

tipping afghan but in a closey

TOP KEK

Decided to watch Dragonball Z Super Broly because its Asian like me

Afghanistan

this but not a closey

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he doesn't look like that at all

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kek

GOTTEM

Apparently there was a scientific test to see if a baseball player could hit a cricket ball and vice versa

Turns out the baseball player smacked every cricket ball with ease, he’d be hitting sixes nonstop

And the cricket player could barely even make contact with the baseball

Keep in mind these were 80mph (mlb average is well over 90) fastball right down the middle which any high school player would hit with ease.

Lmfao cricket is a complete joke of a sport. It’s such a joke of a sport that Indians are actually able to compete in it. That should tell you all you need to know.

youtu.be/vYMhT_wgBwE

/cric/ on the ropes

vishwa fernando would literally dismiss any brainlet yank in two balls

oOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fernaaaaandoooooooOOOOO

Neil Wagner would take their heads off.

The Josh is back in town the Josh is back in town

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Why don’t they play baseball then and make 30 million a year?

Why has no cricket player ever successfully transitioned to baseball?

back on the rocks back on the rocks

>international star
>plays for the american national team
doing a think

why has no sebbo ever successfully transitioned to a non obese person

He's convinced me. Going to turn off the cricket and watch baseball instead

more like BASEDball

why has no soccer player successfully transitioned to NFL?
almost like they're completely different sports

Fixed that for you lad

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Cricket? pff. bunch of cowards
Give me baseball lads

actually quite like this pic

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It's a visual term of endearment m8

> Soccer is to NFL as Cricket is to Baseball

Yikes

Also if you think cricket is a real sport than ask yourself why Indians are so good at it, when they without a doubt are the worst sporting nation in the world

It’s at best a fun leisurely pastime

soon

LMFAO

harrowing

The average baseball player is 6’6 and 250 pounds of pure muscle.

If a literal 5’5 Indian Manlet twink Kohli can dominate, imagine how a beast like this would do

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A classic.

deleted and scrubbed from archives fucking WHEN?

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Batting is about balance, footwork and timing. Not muscle you dumb nigger - worshipper

>quite like being depicted with a HSV outbreak and acne

it's actually better to be shorter as a batsman in cricket, the tall players are the fast bowlers

pic related, bowler versus batsman

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Hit racism and swoleism for six lads

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becq

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*clatters your stumps*

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How in the world could you possibly come to the conclusion that hitting a baseball does not require balance and coordination?

The pitch speeds are quite similar, and also baseball players have the ability to hit the ball almost wherever they want on the field based on stance in the box and grip on bat, just like in cricket.

>baseball players have the ability to hit the ball almost wherever they want on the field
The rise of the shift suggests otherwise bruv

the virgin outswinger that hits the top of off
the Chad inswinger that knocks out middle

your US "sports science" TV show footage was very impressive; however, I've seen contrary footage of cricket players absolutely melting fast pitches. So what now?

anyone know any good menswear blogs or whatever?

entering the workforce this month and I don't know what to look for

Marcus Droppedis

don't you have anything better to do on a sat night mate?

Just ask nz/cric/ m8

To start you need black, navy or forest, some brown or khaki pants. Slim fit. White, blue, pastely (pink, mint, lemon) longsleeve shirts. black leather and brown leather oxford shoes. mix it up and see what matches.

>entering the workforce

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Dios Mio! El Atrosidiad espectacular!

Is bowling unnatural? As compared to throwing.

go to Target, buy 2 pairs of slacks, black or grey Then go below for shirts. White or powder blue. Go for classic fit, avoid anything purporting to be a 'tailored fit" because you will look like a clown. First pay cheque expand from there

vanheusen.com.au/

What field?

hmm
won't be doing that

>Searching for posts with the image hash ‘OIGGimh10SWZULqkO4/P3w==’. 1 results found.
HMMMMMM

law
at one of the big 6 commercial firms in Australia

Follow what I said. Go for classic combos like this. I basically dress like this for work. Go classic. Don't try to be a cool cunt with short trousers and no socks

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target business wear is fine
target.com.au/p/limited-editions-suit-pants-black/57686318

ah better get yourself some suits and ties then lad RIP

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just wear stuff from lowes. 90% of people can't tell the difference. the other 10% are poofters so who cares what they think

ahh so your decided that a life of being a parasite upon society is for you. Gotta get the right look for that

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How the fuck did you clerk without owning suits?

hope he likes blue lol

borrowed dad's lmao we have pretty much identical builds

he's probably a barista in the lobby coffee shop

how the fuck did I what now?

I was agreeing on the suit front. Was wondering how OP made it through his summer internship without suits.

Very nice. Figure out the office dress code though I figure there’s nothing wrong with dressing up your first week unless you’ve been told not to do that. Two suits, one charcoal (not black) one navy, solid (no pattern), single breasted, and get the sleeves shortened if you need it. Two solid white shirts, one with standard collar one with Oxford (unless that’s too casual, in which case consider spread collar). Standard neckties, you should already have some. Black shoes with leather soles (not rubber sole workman’s shoes). Black or argyle socks.

Keep an emergency blazer at the office. This is in case you fuck up at lunch and need to attend a meeting or have a court call.

Once you get paid you’ll also have a better idea of the office culture so you can dress a little more casually.

I’m a fan of realmenrealstyle’s blog.

Anyone playing Trials Rising?

pretty good lads

Yeah had no idea he was talking law. Charcoal suit, blue or white shirt, dumb tie, oxfords done. Easy.

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Is there an Aussie equivalent of the Men’s Wearhouse? Someone needs to take this lad there. Don’t be afraid to walk away if they try to steer you away from the discount rack. Just get something that fits. 90% of people these days can’t tell the diff between a $200 suit and a $1200 suit, and that includes lawyers. My top tip is if you get a cheap suit buy a set of horn or corozo suit buttons online and when you get the sleeves tailored have them change the buttons out on the jacket. $15 trick can make it look like a $2000 suit.

>cummins your mum pussy

wtf happened to fashion?

Circled in blue = cool guys that have an active social life, relationships, and successful careers.

Circled in red = awkward failed normies. don't play any sports or live an active lifestyle, but "work out". not good with the ladies, few to no friends, dead end job.

Circled in purple = 100% losers. definitely virgins. no friends. NEET or some min wage irrelevant "tech" job. skinnyfat and proud

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indian asina gf?

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hindi script is aesthetic as fuck

>me in the blue
>Josh in the purple

अरे मादरचोद

why are you subscribing superiority to the half breeds flips?

there are only white boys and polynesians in that pic

You seem to have that they've all got tattoos instead of personalities. They're all purple circles m8.

>letting da one get in form
you guys know that he's a menace in ICC events right?

>404 not found
I wonder what this could be..........

bullshit, 3 wogs, 1 slav, 3 mutts of unknown original and two whites

>didn't delete the other ones
HMM......................................................................

Jye Richardson on 8fer watch

nah, only whiteys and polys

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woah wtf there's another ODI

whatever you say Giuseppe "Jimmy" De La Cruz

lol

love watching aesthetic test match dismissals on YouTube

lunch time what should I order?

biryani

Cow urine

hmm can be on the cards

a big bhenchod

katsu chicken sushi and 375 ml pepsi max

tfw Australia are back to being shit again

a big aesthetic cock

piss-infused bread.

Save yourself some time and just eat some street shit.

>mainden against maxwell in the powerplay
nice poohit

that'd be you
Sushi's for white people lol

Afghanistan on the ropes

come over and try it mate, delicious and healthy

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yeah not that happy with that 2bh. I better not get banned again ffs

not making the thread lads.

certain man ITT a tastelet

...

Joseph Melican is a paedophile.

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