That's just the high-school-tournament-user, not the other autist.
Gabriel Robinson
Hey guys. I was told there was a large amount of SEETHE tonight.
Carson Robinson
All the SEETHING was left in the old thread
Easton Nguyen
Where would I get stats for fan representation previous thread poster
Jonathan King
Keep your head up, lad. It happens to all of us eventually.
Cameron Adams
Imagine being so obsessed with watching a winning hockey team you ACTUALLY start watching a high school tournament
Brandon Scott
>mention Minnesota or the Wild >/hoc/ absolutely flies into a seething rage every time
Lucas Mitchell
We all know they watch because they want to diddle the players/fans
Tyler Wilson
Why the fuck would I help you with your retarded argument
Sebastian Hill
It’s just at the worst time of the year. Islanders have been doing great all year though and the fact they are here is pretty nice at least. Barzal has been cold ever since the all star break though
>caroline cameron thread absolutely based user, you're my hero
Christian Ross
Well if the stats don’t exist I’d say you are the one with the retarded argument If you watched leafs at flames nucks or oilers right now you’d see the density of Leaf fans. As it is every year Furthermore I was at the Canucks game and witnessed it myself Mic drop faggot
Carter Carter
Advanced stats are the downfall of manufacturing, education, the military, government, health care, and many other fields. But sure. It hit sports 150 years after the hype and this will be the first time it's successful outside of accounting and MAYBE law. If youve ever spoke positively about Corsi find another fucking thread. Don't do it in my /hoc/
Brayden Cooper
What are you going to do tonight, she won't be in the intermission
Dominic Young
shes obviously a lafftard. absolutely disgusting.
Jaxson Evans
You're making the claim. And have no evidence other than your own delusion.
Robert Gomez
You're welcome, user. Don't say that the sunbelt never did anything for you.
Grayson Fisher
dunno, maybe i'll fap to some twitch sluts
Isaiah Morgan
/hoc/ only ever talks about you because you shove your state's "hockey culture" in every discussion possible, just like you like to stick your penis into underage hockey players
John Collins
Imagine being too dumb to understand advanced stats
Isaac Cooper
I’ve provided evidence. Put on leafs oilers retard I claim these stats don’t exist Present them yourself if you think they do
when i watched a habs game in vancouver, the arena was literally 50% habs fans it always happens with popular teams because people here hardly ever see them
Sebastian Rivera
Just got done having dinner with Gary at Keens in Midtown. Can't reveal too much, but keep your eye on a certain Finnish youngster to come back in a BIG way next year
Carter Edwards
That’s why Leafs and Habs are the only reasonable choices for Canada’s team
Oliver Reyes
Imagine being too dumb to understand muller and akerluf Advanced stats are for virgins that have no business following hockey to begin with. Just because your dad didnt teach you how to raise a clapper doesn't mean the rest of us have to learn hockey through your fucking dork bullshit
Jacob Hall
did he make you pay?
Nathaniel Harris
God I hope it's Laine
Caleb Richardson
It'll be okay, lad. >You're still firmly in the playoffs, and every team has a down stretch eventually. It sucks while you're in it, and it's kind of like when you're sick and you can't even picture just feeling normal. But just remember that it'll end eventually.
You're delusion ramblings aren't evidence. Try googling largest nhl fanbases (It's the hawks)
Luis Bennett
Go back east though and the representation for the other teams are small Because they are not Canada’s team
Andrew Lopez
based gary knows who the big draws are
Oliver Young
>>My family are brainlets so let me rage on the internet about how the world is changing
Matthew Cox
because boomers didn't have a choice, there wasn't any other teams to cheer for
Isaac Lopez
MATH IS TOO HARD
Jacob Rodriguez
statistics is like the color by numbers tier math
Juan Rivera
FUCK YOU SAM!
Brayden Stewart
math is for people with allergies whose parents didn't let them play street hockey as kids.
Hunter Perry
truly Canada's team
Juan Perry
duchene fucking sucks
Logan Anderson
I don’t think I ever claimed they had the largest fan base I said the Leafs and Habs are the only reasonable choices for Canada’s team
Isaac Sanchez
Nothing wrong with Corsi if you work it with game situation analysis, shot origin analysis and strength of competition analysis. No standalone statistic tells the full story, if that's your point .
Wrong. The earliest advanced metrics can be traced is the 1800s, earliest opposition came in the second field those theories were applied. But keep crying K E E P C R Y I N G
whatever happened to the corrs? i remember one of the chics was pretty hot
Robert Gutierrez
Indeed Doesn’t change the state of things now
Ryder Powell
You said the leafs had more fans than all other Canadian teams combined. Which is a total lie
Colton Reyes
>soilers: south got rid of "the curse" and then regressed rmyt
Gavin Jackson
don't forget the Leafs come to Vancouver a whopping 1 time per season, so every Ontario transplant and their dog in BC drives to Rogers Arena to watch them play.
Caleb Ross
I wish Larsson would chop the fucking muslim cunts head off
somebody post the picture of bruins succubus pls pls pls
Caleb Wood
Please don't, I'd rather hang onto my soul.
Brandon Reyes
Twenty seven, eight by ten, color, glossy photographs
Mason Harris
>poolumbus in a wild card spot no no NO NO, bros. Bros, I'm upset.
James Allen
I've been reading up on CTE with impact sports and holy crap it almost makes me not want to watch hockey anymore. I used to love the massive hits in the 00s and the fights and all that but after learning about what it does to players when they get older I don't have the stomach to see that kind of violence at all. I definitely understand now why the "nu-HL" is trying to get away from the fights and big hits.
Easton Taylor
i told you last night it would happen
William Morris
>Teds back in the ploffs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ian Bennett
aaaaaaaaaaaa pls
Dominic Murphy
I invented Reddit posting
Justin King
Hang in there, mes amis. It'll be okay. I believe in vous.
What if they play against the Jest? Which Winnipeg team do you cheer for?
Kayden Myers
Kotkaniemi was a huge upgrade for us, another pick like that could help
Charles Davis
cte is pseudo-science trash based on bunk "Studies"""""
David Lee
i'm only watching this because all the other games ended
Anthony Ortiz
>the plucky underdogs >or the Winnipeg Sams What an easy choice.
Justin Long
kotka has been very solid this season. especially considering the reaction he got when he was drafted. i was talking about svechnikov tho.
Noah Morales
>playoff cusp team edmonton-balls into the best winger in the draft >continues to fucking suck >"b-b-but we're having f-fun" Quebec Hurricanes when?
Alexander Stewart
canes are choking lads
Lucas Carter
This desu
Jackson Murphy
Reddit
Jaxson Jenkins
This
Juan Watson
>just scored >still leading Don't lie to the thread.
Jace Robinson
choking is present tense, implying they are in the middle of a choke
Chase Turner
too bad they wont be dancing around like faggots tonight
Daniel Butler
why is brodeur such a fag lads
Lucas Garcia
you’re mom is choking on my cock
Ethan Myers
ill never get used to seeing boyle in a trashville jersey
Dylan Miller
Name me 1 HoF tendie that isn't
Juan Sanchez
Lisenign to Neil Young. So based
Hunter Ortiz
willie o ree obviously
Asher Butler
Terry Sawchuk
Ethan Robinson
I think the Islanders will be wild card/3rd seed-tier for the foreseeable future. I'd take that over being a doormat with an overrated "star" that just wanted to be in Leafland his whole time there.
Aiden Robinson
roy
Benjamin Parker
he's a cuck
Joseph Sanders
for me its the stay at home tendie
Ryder Richardson
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT I CLINCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
not too worried yet. the optimist side of me says they aren't playing as hard lately because they don't want to risk any injuries before the playoff starts, but the pessimist in me worries maybe they are already worn out and playing injured. time will tell but it's only been a 4 game skid and the rest of the season looks pretty easy so I still expect them to take the 1st seed heading into the playoffs
Chase Roberts
No u clown i'm talking about the audio receiver for buddys home entertainment system
they call me the dangler cause my nuts dangle down by my knees
Gabriel Kelly
Used to browse hfboards for fun but years ago they "upgraded" their forums and they became insufferably slow on PC.
Samuel Kelly
Reminder that Johnathan "American" Toews has the same amount of goals as Patrik "Fortnite" Laine
Lucas King
>puss Petting your cat doesnt coubt Ok grandpa
Grayson Cook
They have a young core and lots of talent. Be patient, their window is opening. I think it was kind of dumb to get rid of Ryan O'Reilly and Robin Lehner, but they got Skinner so it's not all bad
Bentley Carter
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
Matthew Ward
Islanders are this year's regression team
John Bell
I’ll make you suck my PP that Tavares gets mauled by marchand in the playoffs
Oliver Brown
they call me deke cuz your girl loves my deke lmao
Charles Phillips
Your words have no power over me, leaf. Crawl back into your hole at that frozen train depot that you call home.
Judging by the game earlier, lack of offensive pressure and over reliance on goaltending. Getting shutout by Grubauer is one thing, but only getting 9 shots in two periods while your opponent shoots 35 is indicative of a lot of problems. Just be thankful Hutton was playing out of his mind or the game would've been a lot uglier.
Daniel Bennett
they call me icing cause I glaze the donuts
Gabriel Clark
Not sure how this is related to hockey, fatty.
Christian Russell
They call me five hole cause that's where I penetrate the ladies
Brandon Perry
They should just shut up and root for the habs
Asher Cox
They call me wrist shot because I like to shoot people in the wrist with my gun.
Hunter Nelson
I think that their fathers and grandfathers would all beat the fuck out of them if they tried.
Someone on /cric/ posted the snapchat of an actual hooker they visit a couple weeks ago and it really fucks me up seeing her go from dinner with her dad, to getting drunk with a beta that's paying her to be there, to taking her kid to the park. Australia's on some real bullshit
wait do I get to sleep in an extra hour? or do I wake up an hour earlier?
Adam Cox
We should just stay on daylights saving. no one likes it being pitch black outside at 4pm
Samuel Barnes
>vodka almost gone >cocaine long gone >fresh bag of weed It’s gonna be alright
Ethan Walker
No but it's unlikely he'll get re elected back into office
Nathan Howard
parliament can motion for a no confidence vote and force an early election. I haven't heard anything about that though
James Flores
people will just start complaining that it gets pitch black at 5pm instead.
Cooper Anderson
Been hearing rumors that this is one of the last years that we'll actually have to do it. Finally ending Daylight Retardation Time is a bipartisan effort that I think everybody could get behind.
Lads I got important news: I'm a caniac and it's bo time
Joshua Kelly
Im at the Spike sam where the FUCK are you bitch
Andrew Baker
>Hawks/Dallass game thread with 27 posts soon they will die and i can post again after this long sojourn. that skeleton faggot just needs to kill himself now.
Luke Lewis
>Vanish when they get blown the fuck out >Reappear when they win
>oil available >gummys available >vaporizers are cheap >baked goods are cheap >sprays available >pills available >people still *smoke* weed Boomers OUT
Dominic Powell
im volcel
Alexander Phillips
Pussy is edible is that GAY or how about penis is eating a large white meat whale GAY
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN MAAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG. OOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUUUUEE. AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS HAIIIIL TO THE CHIEF OOH, THEY POINT CANNON AT YOUUUUU LORRD IT AINT ME IT AINT ME
he apologized and was practically begging for forgiveness from leastern boomers when he had to release a "late" video after the cucks-hasbs game ended late. lost all respect for this approval-seeking faggot.
user im gonna take some time out of my day to type a response letting you know this is a based post
Nicholas Price
Also, i shit talk the guy alot but I've honestly only ever watched half of a single THG video. But he actually said "aboot" . NOBODY SAYS ABOOT
Ian Murphy
>NOBODY SAYS ABOOT So Shannon didn't say aboot or what?
Jackson Edwards
a fuckin boot
Aaron Bailey
I hangout with a lot of Junior A hockey players (hard to explain) and Id say plucking average players out of the crowd I could easily take 2 on ice. 3 or 4 in the parking lot
Adam Lewis
Why are you hanging out with a lot of Junior A players?
Cameron Bailey
hes the equipment manager
James Morris
explain
Carson Adams
>couldn’t even score a goal against the vancouver fucking ‘nucks in the third period Vegas is finished
*looks into camera* *taps pen on white board to illustrate point*
Aiden Brown
they will when vancouver pulls the goaler
Connor Martinez
user had to be masculine tonight lads not sure how I feel I’m a nice person
Luke Morales
What the fuck does this mean.
Isaiah Rivera
I’m not drunk, you’re drunk
Mason Evans
>empty seats right behind the net Reminder those are the seats teams try to pass off to corporate accounts and they're only fun when youre there with someone else's company CC
Jayden Johnson
Never had an alcoholic beverage in my life, so I think you might be the drunk one.
>5-1 in first >Only 2 more goal scored in the entire game since What a disappointment
Cooper Lewis
I’m a regular at a bar and I’m very passive and mild mannered. The bartender was a very small girl and she kept demanding this drunk leaves. She didn’t want to call the cops so she asked all the guys to step in and I was one of the only ones there so we grabbed him and threw him outside
>Apropos of nothing >Posts one of his signature images >Fucking womanlets when will they learn
No I think I’m on to something
Matthew Anderson
>he can’t eat a bowl of cereal out of his girlfriends chest cavity
No thanks
Elijah Allen
>one of the supporting cast from thomas the tank engine saying "I ain't clicking on that shit, nigga".jpeg
Hunter Young
probably, there goes the winning streak
William Turner
i think it was a good effort out there ya know uhh some good chances out there to get the puck deep and was able to convert uhhh obviously i think our uhh D needs to be a bit better, we let in a few bad ones there but uh ya know overall i think we're making the right decisions and playing as a unit out there
thanks pierre
Christopher Gomez
GENTLEMAN PLEASE
I am the One who posts burgerthread in /hoc/ I consider it an honor and an obligation, and I think You two(2) should Kung Fu fight
how do you watch 3 periods and not notice fleury in net?
Oliver Flores
They’re going to play fleury again tomorrow without a doubt.
Bentley Price
>doing the power rankings before reviewing this evening's games grim
Cooper Collins
>exactly
Nathaniel Young
>All these Hockey players dealing with blood clots
Is that a side effect of roids or something? The only people I hear about having blood clots this often are hockey players and old men on stroke medication
Nathaniel Robinson
they probably know more about it now than they did in the past. like head injuries and concussions.
Grayson Watson
>got the Flu >treating it with rum help? nah, I'm probably good >I mean, it's not the plague or anything