/hoc/

just copied it again lol

Tonights games:
Sabres @ Avs (early game)
Blues @ Sharks (early game)
7pm Eastern:
Sens @ Bruins
Pens @ Jackets
Leafs @ Oilers
Flyers @ Islanders
Devils @ Rangers
Wings @ Bolts
8pm Eastern:
Kings @ Yotes
Hawks @ Stars
Canes @ Preds
10pm Eastern:
Knights @ Canucks

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I’d let her fuck me.

The Toronto Maple Leafs burned down the White House in 1814. They are also the official team of Canada.

I wanna fug carolyn cameron

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Thinking about buying a cheap pair of Bauer Vapor X400s lads. Thoughts on this ice skate?

How gracious of you.

think thats my gf

>plain jane
shall

...

I know nothing about actual skates because I am a dirty sunbelter.

Just pick some up at Play-It-Again

Quit spamming your old thread you autist

>State of Hoggey!

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True, but I've gotta admit that she's been growing on me.
Nice cheek and jaw structure, and good skin.

sunbelt absolutely UNHINGED

Just kill me lads...

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That's just the high-school-tournament-user, not the other autist.

Hey guys. I was told there was a large amount of SEETHE tonight.

All the SEETHING was left in the old thread

Where would I get stats for fan representation previous thread poster

Keep your head up, lad. It happens to all of us eventually.

Imagine being so obsessed with watching a winning hockey team you ACTUALLY start watching a high school tournament

>mention Minnesota or the Wild
>/hoc/ absolutely flies into a seething rage
every time

We all know they watch because they want to diddle the players/fans

Why the fuck would I help you with your retarded argument

It’s just at the worst time of the year. Islanders have been doing great all year though and the fact they are here is pretty nice at least. Barzal has been cold ever since the all star break though

>ahoo~ahoo~ahoo~

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Just noticed kadri and hyman are on the same team

Grandma just gave me a plate full of buns? What do I do with this

hyman only plays in the nhl because of his dad

Shit corsi high pdo team collapses
Who could have seen this coming

The US burned down Toronto first.

>why is /hoc/ so obsessed with MY Wild
>they must be jealous of us after all we're the STATE of HOCKEY

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advanced stat nerd

Should do it again tbf

>corsi nerds

Hate this meme tho

Who /Desert Dogs/ here?

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>caroline cameron thread
absolutely based user, you're my hero

Well if the stats don’t exist I’d say you are the one with the retarded argument
If you watched leafs at flames nucks or oilers right now you’d see the density of Leaf fans. As it is every year
Furthermore I was at the Canucks game and witnessed it myself
Mic drop faggot

Advanced stats are the downfall of manufacturing, education, the military, government, health care, and many other fields. But sure. It hit sports 150 years after the hype and this will be the first time it's successful outside of accounting and MAYBE law. If youve ever spoke positively about Corsi find another fucking thread. Don't do it in my /hoc/

What are you going to do tonight, she won't be in the intermission

shes obviously a lafftard. absolutely disgusting.

You're making the claim. And have no evidence other than your own delusion.

You're welcome, user.
Don't say that the sunbelt never did anything for you.

dunno, maybe i'll fap to some twitch sluts

/hoc/ only ever talks about you because you shove your state's "hockey culture" in every discussion possible, just like you like to stick your penis into underage hockey players

Imagine being too dumb to understand advanced stats

I’ve provided evidence.
Put on leafs oilers retard
I claim these stats don’t exist
Present them yourself if you think they do

They call them saplings there.

Caroline Cameron is cute but not hot.

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when i watched a habs game in vancouver, the arena was literally 50% habs fans
it always happens with popular teams because people here hardly ever see them

Just got done having dinner with Gary at Keens in Midtown. Can't reveal too much, but keep your eye on a certain Finnish youngster to come back in a BIG way next year

That’s why Leafs and Habs are the only reasonable choices for Canada’s team

Imagine being too dumb to understand muller and akerluf
Advanced stats are for virgins that have no business following hockey to begin with. Just because your dad didnt teach you how to raise a clapper doesn't mean the rest of us have to learn hockey through your fucking dork bullshit

did he make you pay?

God I hope it's Laine

It'll be okay, lad. >You're still firmly in the playoffs, and every team has a down stretch eventually. It sucks while you're in it, and it's kind of like when you're sick and you can't even picture just feeling normal. But just remember that it'll end eventually.

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You're delusion ramblings aren't evidence. Try googling largest nhl fanbases
(It's the hawks)

Go back east though and the representation for the other teams are small
Because they are not Canada’s team

based gary knows who the big draws are

>>My family are brainlets so let me rage on the internet about how the world is changing

because boomers didn't have a choice, there wasn't any other teams to cheer for

MATH IS TOO HARD

statistics is like the color by numbers tier math

FUCK YOU SAM!

math is for people with allergies whose parents didn't let them play street hockey as kids.

truly Canada's team

duchene fucking sucks

I don’t think I ever claimed they had the largest fan base
I said the Leafs and Habs are the only reasonable choices for Canada’s team

Nothing wrong with Corsi if you work it with game situation analysis, shot origin analysis and strength of competition analysis. No standalone statistic tells the full story, if that's your point .

Yes, he does
Congrats on inherenting the curse

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Wrong. The earliest advanced metrics can be traced is the 1800s, earliest opposition came in the second field those theories were applied. But keep crying
K E E P C R Y I N G

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whatever happened to the corrs? i remember one of the chics was pretty hot

Indeed
Doesn’t change the state of things now

You said the leafs had more fans than all other Canadian teams combined.
Which is a total lie

>soilers: south got rid of "the curse" and then regressed
rmyt

don't forget the Leafs come to Vancouver a whopping 1 time per season, so every Ontario transplant and their dog in BC drives to Rogers Arena to watch them play.

I wish Larsson would chop the fucking muslim cunts head off

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FOR THOS ABOUT TO ROCK

That was not me
I do not think that

its almost like old boomers are older than most expansion teams

LEAFS COLLAPSING AGAIN

>Coilers south

Look at this retard and laugh

UH OH LAFFS

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>ssm8

Why would he attack his countrymen?

>Going from record breaking bad season to middle of the road isn't improvement
lmao

did mcdavid get a secondary assist?

also, P4NGUINS

NOOOOOO LEAFS NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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gg sens

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and where are you now? barely ahead of the soilers. still struggling to make the ploffs. lmao nice progress.

Oh hey a goal. Late. Fucking garbage letting only the defenseman score

Nice >comeback Soilers

Who the fuck is your team faggot?

>can't shutout the coilers
OH NONONONONO

Why did you doubt them

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Mate I'll take being an average team over being a horrible team any day.

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You were saying?

...

On my last beer, do I move to wine or hard stuff? Also what are we listening to tonight? For me it's Alice's Restaurant

A personal favorite of mine for jukeboxs, 20 minutes of annoying hipsters on one play

more beer. I'm listening to Foreigner "I wanna know what love is"

Also, hard stuff.

>got reverse swept hongcouver
>almost got reverse swept by edmongolia
>ssm8

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Are these Desert Dogs real? Or just another meme team?

Get high my dude
I'm listening to some Dead live sessions

>by hongcouver

Denial fag posters clinging to
>but they only won by a bit

The sparklepups are in fact based and redpilled, and SHALL be going on a run this year.

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Whom are you quoting

somebody post the picture of bruins succubus pls pls pls

Please don't, I'd rather hang onto my soul.

Twenty seven, eight by ten, color, glossy photographs

>poolumbus in a wild card spot
no no NO NO, bros. Bros, I'm upset.

I've been reading up on CTE with impact sports and holy crap it almost makes me not want to watch hockey anymore. I used to love the massive hits in the 00s and the fights and all that but after learning about what it does to players when they get older I don't have the stomach to see that kind of violence at all.
I definitely understand now why the "nu-HL" is trying to get away from the fights and big hits.

i told you last night it would happen

>Teds back in the ploffs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

aaaaaaaaaaaa pls

I invented Reddit posting

Hang in there, mes amis. It'll be okay. I believe in vous.

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pussy

This?

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And canes are winning. Is it too late to tank?

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD

habs are so fucking screwed lmao, only positive is pittsburgh didn't get a loser point

they can win another lottery pick and continue to stagnate.

>Lower CTE rates than NFL or MMA
Not like these niggas are getting a concussion every other game

3rd period's starting
where is everybody?

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What if they play against the Jest? Which Winnipeg team do you cheer for?

Kotkaniemi was a huge upgrade for us, another pick like that could help

cte is pseudo-science trash based on bunk "Studies"""""

i'm only watching this because all the other games ended

>the plucky underdogs
>or the Winnipeg Sams
What an easy choice.

kotka has been very solid this season. especially considering the reaction he got when he was drafted. i was talking about svechnikov tho.

>playoff cusp team edmonton-balls into the best winger in the draft
>continues to fucking suck
>"b-b-but we're having f-fun"
Quebec Hurricanes when?

canes are choking lads

This desu

Reddit

This

>just scored
>still leading
Don't lie to the thread.

choking is present tense, implying they are in the middle of a choke

too bad they wont be dancing around like faggots tonight

why is brodeur such a fag lads

you’re mom is choking on my cock

ill never get used to seeing boyle in a trashville jersey

Name me 1 HoF tendie that isn't

Lisenign to Neil Young. So based

willie o ree obviously

Terry Sawchuk

I think the Islanders will be wild card/3rd seed-tier for the foreseeable future. I'd take that over being a doormat with an overrated "star" that just wanted to be in Leafland his whole time there.

roy

he's a cuck

for me its the stay at home tendie

I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLINCH MY FISTS AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP

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Canucks-Knights

new music has been released in the last 40 years you know

he didn't play goalie you ditz

Based boomer

Roy was a confirmed wife beater and a huge asshole in person

Hard Shan't desu

Proud to have shitposted alongside >you guys that night, divisional opponent or not, didn't matter.

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goddamn that was a good goal
this is a good game

I WANT TO LIVE WITH A CINNAMON GIRL

Thanks lad. I'll donate to your arena renovation fund

Don't worry, he'll get traded to another playoff bound team next year.

LOL CHOKE

Fuck all of you

Will the Devils be good next year? I wanna bandwagon them.

they need kaapo kakko

future hall of famer Robin Lehner

It's all a dream
>within a dream

will bulju announce the soilers drafting kakko?

Odds yotes are going all the way?

But that doesn't mean he's gay.

Sorry, lad. It's not >your fault that there are a ton of other playoff storylines and berths that everyone would rather see this year.

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Fuck you harder bitch

1/31

0.

They can't even get past the kings or ducks

FUCKIN LEAFS BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOO CANADA

BOYS,

they need to >yote harder and then hope for some early >shorks, pray for some >flams, and then finish it up with a nice little >jest

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i'm not saying i'm not happy for him. just looks fucking weird is all

Does make him a faggot, though.

Cam Atkinson is 4th in the nhl

so uhhh, whens laffs elimination day

I like our odds

Why does everyone always want to "Beat L.A."??\

I like your bagina

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nobody likes beaners

>thank you based vegas for playing the blacky tonight

Holy shit lads bob broke his curse against the pongs

Uhm excuse me but can the Kings please do >my team a favor and kick the shit out of the puppers already?

seething flyovers

Lads why are the Canucks incapable of beating Vegas?

yess, yess. have an ez game so you are nice and rested to btfo the flims tomorrow

what

Somebody please just put the Canucks and their shitty fan base down

uhm excuse me sweatie, but hockey is a flyover sport

oh shit, does he not wear his golden pads on the road?

They are unable to puck

nope, he doesn't even wear them at home all the time.

I have a big benis

Based me

rock hard right now

>named after residents of Long Island
>mascot is a dragon
What did they mean by this?

Mad at the leafs?

You will be

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Give me a cigarette

YOTE

More like Rockford

>fans are all making the onions face

you've got that right

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get your own fuckin cigarettes

Columbus is elite
Morning glory seeds are on their way
1p -LSD is about to ship
I’m set

state of mosqitos and frostbite is more like it

its LSA you noob

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>fans are cheering

Like dad always said, "smoke em if you got em"

Oh he based

cake eaters win again lolol

>be Flim fan
>yotes beat us badly
>yotes might be round 1

How much sweat are you producing?

gg, Nashville

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the good guys won tonight lads
(except the laffs)

Don't be a fucking dick

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Only one of the good guys won today

>kangz

>one tv in the house
>one night game
>comfy evening planned
>grandparents go to bed
>it's 5-1 in the first
Better luck next week

Wow the Canucks are absolutely fucking God-awful

Incorrect.

Yotes won. Sharks and Blues are both good guys to it cancels out. Sunbelt is never the good guys and Coilers and Laffs are both bad guys

Big fan of Ryan Strome to be haitch

most preseason predictions had them finishing dead last by a country mile

Will Vegas break 10?

yeah brother

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I have the same receiver

>Where Boomer and Zoomer collide

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i'm a featureless ar-15 commiefornia cuck

not too worried yet. the optimist side of me says they aren't playing as hard lately because they don't want to risk any injuries before the playoff starts, but the pessimist in me worries maybe they are already worn out and playing injured. time will tell but it's only been a 4 game skid and the rest of the season looks pretty easy so I still expect them to take the 1st seed heading into the playoffs

No u clown i'm talking about the audio receiver for buddys home entertainment system

Kind reminder:

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Are the Vegas Golden Knights of Las Vegas, dare I say it, Back?

oh, i have a sound bar

hfboards is kino hockey discussion but they don't have any good memes like /hoc/ does

No shit, especially since the guy's holding a fucking airsoft gun in the picture.

hfboards is just armchair gms shouting at each other

>/hoc/
>good memes
the memes have been shit here lately

IT'S BO TIME BITCH

Kind reminder.

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>5 of 7 top scorers wouldnt make the playoffs if the season ended today
Neat
>brought to you by huawei
Ooookay

>Rogers still shilling Huawei
Big yikers from me.

I just wish they get a good scorer. They really need to find that person because someone needs to help barzal at least

they call me a top scorer cause im always scoring mad puss

>Sabres
Whats wrong with my hometown team?

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Huawei? more like hooo, ura gay

poor kids seething

Isles are a meme m8
Wake up

they call me the dangler cause my nuts dangle down by my knees

Used to browse hfboards for fun but years ago they "upgraded" their forums and they became insufferably slow on PC.

Reminder that Johnathan "American" Toews has the same amount of goals as Patrik "Fortnite" Laine

>puss
Petting your cat doesnt coubt
Ok grandpa

They have a young core and lots of talent. Be patient, their window is opening. I think it was kind of dumb to get rid of Ryan O'Reilly and Robin Lehner, but they got Skinner so it's not all bad

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Islanders are this year's regression team

I’ll make you suck my PP that Tavares gets mauled by marchand in the playoffs

they call me deke cuz your girl loves my deke lmao

Your words have no power over me, leaf.
Crawl back into your hole at that frozen train depot that you call home.

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angry RELOCANES artist is back from getting 8-1d I see

Winnipeg BTFO

Eternally furious we never got official NHL team zubas

>Quebec City STILL doesn't have a team
Comical at this point 2bh.

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Judging by the game earlier, lack of offensive pressure and over reliance on goaltending.
Getting shutout by Grubauer is one thing, but only getting 9 shots in two periods while your opponent shoots 35 is indicative of a lot of problems. Just be thankful Hutton was playing out of his mind or the game would've been a lot uglier.

they call me icing cause I glaze the donuts

Not sure how this is related to hockey, fatty.

They call me five hole cause that's where I penetrate the ladies

They should just shut up and root for the habs

They call me wrist shot because I like to shoot people in the wrist with my gun.

I think that their fathers and grandfathers would all beat the fuck out of them if they tried.

Oh hello relocanes

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They call me "that guy" because I moved to a new town but retained my bad attitude and dangerous behaviours

post receiver

That's not >our name, leaf.

they call me "steve"

Who's a good boy?

GOD FORGIVES GANGSTAS DONT

i'm a good boy

I'm a good boy too.

woof

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They call me "reddit" because i'm better at life than their team's mascot.

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canes are our friends

Odd request but alright
I use a Yamaha R-S202

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>this entire thread

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they call me cricket cause im a gay retard

I think it's actually still the Winnipeg guy, just grasping at straws, no matter >whose team he's posting.

>for me its /cric/

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thinking about trudeaus dank stash of nuggies

oh, i use a soundbar

Someone on /cric/ posted the snapchat of an actual hooker they visit a couple weeks ago and it really fucks me up seeing her go from dinner with her dad, to getting drunk with a beta that's paying her to be there, to taking her kid to the park.
Australia's on some real bullshit

>thinking about trudeau

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remember that daylight savings time begins tonight lads

>falling for the time jew

>even acknowledging them
You folks have a long way to go before you can become a true /hoc/poster.

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>finished the beer
>finished the wine
>still kinda high
Really don't want to hit the rum but I almost feel like I need to

sams autism knows no bounds

FUCK YOU

>Canada's cringiest Habs fan is still around
So is he ever gonna get whatever the Canadian version of "impeached" is or what?

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wait do I get to sleep in an extra hour? or do I wake up an hour earlier?

We should just stay on daylights saving. no one likes it being pitch black outside at 4pm

>vodka almost gone
>cocaine long gone
>fresh bag of weed
It’s gonna be alright

No but it's unlikely he'll get re elected back into office

parliament can motion for a no confidence vote and force an early election. I haven't heard anything about that though

people will just start complaining that it gets pitch black at 5pm instead.

Been hearing rumors that this is one of the last years that we'll actually have to do it.
Finally ending Daylight Retardation Time is a bipartisan effort that I think everybody could get behind.

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They say that every fucking year.

i do

No, but this time for real.

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They definitely also said that last year kek

Yung Sammy for XXL freshman 2019

I like having more daylight in the evening though

For me it’s bob-erry bisc-ut

Lads I got important news:
I'm a caniac and it's bo time

Im at the Spike sam where the FUCK are you bitch

>Hawks/Dallass game thread with 27 posts
soon they will die and i can post again after this long sojourn. that skeleton faggot just needs to kill himself now.

>Vanish when they get blown the fuck out
>Reappear when they win

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Imagine liking penis

Really don't care if you guys are being sarcastic or not, this is basé.

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HEY RUDE
I’m not ted

post your biscuits

Are you perturbed?

For me it's nigger dick

Imagine never smoking weed and being against it
Lmao

Wow just like literally every fanbase on /hoc/

kys

almost lost my job today lads

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I almost did, but then I thought it might be a little over-the-top, so I decided against it.

Are you? I never said who

What are you supposed to post when your team loses

Henlo yes is Finland there

>vanish when they win
>reappear when they lose
Based /hoc/ on the LAFFS

yet you knew exactly which fanbase he was talking about.

Imagine SMOKING weed and not buying edibles

>he doesn't partake in shitposting on >his team
Imagine not being in the FUNbelt

>I never said who
Neither did I,
n i B B a

I don’t have a plug for that shit and it’s time consu

I don't actually
I'm assuming it's the hurricanes because they trigger the fuck out of leafs for some reason

Finland died in an auto accident 2 years ago you’ve been in a coma since the >rags lost in the SCF

My god, it's almost like there was something newsworthy concerning a team that played yesterday and then again today.

Hurr durr what is vaping

>they trigger the fuck out of leafs for some reason
'Canes doing god's work.

Gay.

That's interesting
Not

Too easy

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thanks for not caring user

how are you

Rather rude bait-and-switch, lad.

Not as gay as edibles
SHUT UP NIGGER INCEL

>oil available
>gummys available
>vaporizers are cheap
>baked goods are cheap
>sprays available
>pills available
>people still *smoke* weed
Boomers OUT

im volcel

Pussy is edible is that GAY or how about penis is eating a large white meat whale GAY

Just invited /cric/ over lads

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yeah edibles are hella GAY

>he lives in Ohio
Sorry pal it’s not legal here yet

Do you guys remember the first time you smoked hash? I had a fight with my cousin. He had a spatula and I had a wood spoon

This is the only good and wholesome thing that Sam has ever posted.

>his country doesn’t have vertical currency
get with the times

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SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
MAAAAADE TO WAVE THE FLAG.
OOH THAT RED WHITE AND BLUUUUEE.
AND WHEN THE BAND PLAYS HAIIIIL TO THE CHIEF
OOH, THEY POINT CANNON AT YOUUUUU LORRD
IT AINT ME
IT AINT ME

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Die incell

thinking about the 2020 elections

edibles don’t affect some people like me
I could eat 1000mg of thc and it doesn’t do anything to me

>$10 bills
Literally fake news

Who is that dour-looking woman?

BREAKING A YOUNG GIRLS HEART, JUST LIKE GENE AND ROY SINGING THOSE CAMPFIRE SONGS DAMN I SHOULDA BEEN A COWBOY

It’s fucking one cock now

>new boss is friends with the owner of the old bar I'd hang out at when I was a neet
Man I hope the Nucks come back haha

WTF IS SHANNON DOING?
>youtube.com/watch?v=LH0P1hK5OgM

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NOT EVEN WATCHING HOCKEY. LITERALLY RELIES ON DISCORD KEKS. THEY DO IT FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

/cr*c/ OUT.
OUT OUT OUT

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>We need to start a new holocaust
god DAMN shannon

Thingken bout ted

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Who /caniac/ here?

he apologized and was practically begging for forgiveness from leastern boomers when he had to release a "late" video after the cucks-hasbs game ended late.
lost all respect for this approval-seeking faggot.

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Seattle Sea Cucumbers

Seattle Icehawks get it cause ICE and not SEA lol

Shannon might be a fat fucking loser but his video production is better than vancouver hockey

Always.

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>click
>....................................................................................................
>ooookay

user im gonna take some time out of my day to type a response letting you know this is a based post

Also, i shit talk the guy alot but I've honestly only ever watched half of a single THG video.
But he actually said "aboot" . NOBODY SAYS ABOOT

>NOBODY SAYS ABOOT
So Shannon didn't say aboot or what?

a fuckin boot

I hangout with a lot of Junior A hockey players (hard to explain) and Id say plucking average players out of the crowd I could easily take 2 on ice. 3 or 4 in the parking lot

Why are you hanging out with a lot of Junior A players?

hes the equipment manager

explain

>couldn’t even score a goal against the vancouver fucking ‘nucks in the third period
Vegas is finished

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Ladies and gentlemen, your future /hoc/ OP:

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ooooohhhhhh, that is NICE

*looks into camera*
*taps pen on white board to illustrate point*

they will when vancouver pulls the goaler

user had to be masculine tonight lads not sure how I feel I’m a nice person

What the fuck does this mean.

I’m not drunk, you’re drunk

>empty seats right behind the net
Reminder those are the seats teams try to pass off to corporate accounts and they're only fun when youre there with someone else's company CC

Never had an alcoholic beverage in my life, so I think you might be the drunk one.

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>5-1 in first
>Only 2 more goal scored in the entire game since
What a disappointment

I’m a regular at a bar and I’m very passive and mild mannered.
The bartender was a very small girl and she kept demanding this drunk leaves. She didn’t want to call the cops so she asked all the guys to step in and I was one of the only ones there so we grabbed him and threw him outside

fag

Ah. I understand now.

Fucking womanlets. When will they learn.

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Two and a half men is so funny haha

Pretty much.
>thank you you and user were here
Got a free shot at least

good lad. you did the right thing. hopefully this is a confidence booster. don't take no SHIT from anyone

>Marfan syndrome bitches
Yikes

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>before work
oofff. hope child services step in

I'm very sad tonight, lads, but at least >my Sharkies delivered one of the most entertaining games of the season.

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Are you that insecure burger obsessed with tall girls who seethes uncontrollably if someone doesn’t share his taste in girls?

What the fuck

Will we see subban in net tomorrow against the flames?

What a strong, liberated mother

why is fleury so based? should hate em but i cant

>The Hockey Reprobate

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I'm no expert, but since you brought it up apropos of nothing, I think you might be projecting.

Shannon is based

Should we prepare an Award for his service to /hoc/ for the season??

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Is it safe to post?

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>Apropos of nothing
>Posts one of his signature images
>Fucking womanlets when will they learn

No I think I’m on to something

>he can’t eat a bowl of cereal out of his girlfriends chest cavity

No thanks

>one of the supporting cast from thomas the tank engine saying "I ain't clicking on that shit, nigga".jpeg

probably, there goes the winning streak

i think it was a good effort out there ya know uhh some good chances out there to get the puck deep and was able to convert uhhh obviously i think our uhh D needs to be a bit better, we let in a few bad ones there but uh ya know overall i think we're making the right decisions and playing as a unit out there

thanks pierre

GENTLEMAN PLEASE

I am the One who posts burgerthread in /hoc/
I consider it an honor and an obligation, and I think You two(2) should Kung Fu fight

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I'm sure you do think that.

racist

Classic /hoc/ paranoia.

wasted

Also, I do this
>I have no idea how

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so i got fatburger. while their fries, burgers, and shakes are good they're also wildly oevrpriced. you're better off going to mcdonalds

>it's almost like the trips WANT to be with me

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This. If you want something cheap and fast get two McDoubles. If you want a nice well made burger go to a pub

damn good burgers though, they tasted fresh

>quads wasted
"no"

>cantpucks

maybe flames will play smith and it will go 7-6?

Legit. Good fucking meal. But 16$ for a meal and 5$ for a tiny shake? Bullshit

not a chance. they played subban tonight on purpose so fleury will be rested for tomorrow

it was like 60 + dollars for a meal for 2 + an order of hotwings, its crazy

fleury played tonight tho

fleury played tonight

>actually PAYING for prepared food
outrageous
Did you regret it?
Are you ever going back?

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how do you watch 3 periods and not notice fleury in net?

They’re going to play fleury again tomorrow without a doubt.

>doing the power rankings before reviewing this evening's games
grim

>exactly

>All these Hockey players dealing with blood clots

Is that a side effect of roids or something? The only people I hear about having blood clots this often are hockey players and old men on stroke medication

they probably know more about it now than they did in the past. like head injuries and concussions.

>got the Flu
>treating it with rum
help?
nah, I'm probably good
>I mean, it's not the plague or anything

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i’m not black

>cringelab

good.

That’s not gonna help. Stick to a b.r.a.t. diet. Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. And lots of water.

who listened to that joe rogan alex jones podcast? that was some funny shit

You're not fooling me Nigaboo
>we miss you at the Farm, please come home

>podcasts
grikes (grim & yikes)

>grikes
cribe (cringe and bluepilled)

fucking idiot

the only JRE episodes worth listening to are when he has scientists and academics on. Paul Stamets might be his best guest.

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here she comes now sayin mony mony

sports
youtube.com/watch?v=O2AbcCbyJ2U

>tips fedora

for me, its lifting my leg in various ways to come up with fun cheeky fart sounds and acoustics

Is a marble an athlete?

is gravity an athlete?

If it wants to be

The production value and the quality of the guy's voice make this very watchable.

>fucking idiot
basble (based but bluepilled)

>mony mony
wtf does it mean

Probably some shitty zoomer music reference.

>implying marbles have free will

u fukkin wot, m8?

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Agree

it was boomer music tho

my kane bobbleheads has his dog which is also a bobblehead.

Well, there are research saying that basically no animal does. So what's your point?

Still managed to sound dumb as fuck.
I guess it was just ahead of its time.

nobody gives a shit virgin

jealous of my 2 in 1 bobblehead?

>Mony Mony was popularized in 1996 in the film Striptease, starring Demi Moore

sad

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I didn't watch the game, I thought they played subban

You read a lot of bullshit articles, My Dude

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Based and wikipediapilled.

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

just like, look. ya know?

No u

Limers fans are the Philly fans of ML

Are you certain?

wish binland was around more

500

that's 501 and you're late.

move to the one in progress instead: