Official UFC Wichita 2019 ESPN Livethread Gamethread #3

>almost
Nice try, Chub

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Boetsh, Rothwell, Ivanov, and Lewis look like they were all plucked out of the same rural Wisconsin bar at last call

>Both Ivanov and Rothwell lost to JDS
Will the winner try to redeem themselves?

Best walkout music so far

Rothwell by MUAWHAHA

blagoy wins here

>based ben rothwell

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>first fight in 1064 days
he's going down fast

Will Ben say something really autistic post fight?

>that guy that unironically listens to rammstein

agreed

any id on big ben's song?

>non-fag music
Ben already won

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Ivanov by walkout music

this song is better

Blagoy Lobov

I missed Rothwell

why is Blagoy crying? the beauty of his peoples music?

Trips of the future?

Schaub cracked Rothwell with a back elbow. Would love to see the rematch now that Rothwells steroid abuse has been exposedd

first spinning back elbow ever landed in hw history, schaub cant stop re writing the history books

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>tfw no athletic commision qt3.14 gf

WTF IS THAT? is he going to blow this stadium up?

>Bulgarian Cain lookalike

Poirier will do this to Holloway.

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Holy shit its been that long?

"Brendan Schaub, you absolutely suck."

kino walkout music for both

Is it time to get back into bitcoin?

>rammstein
>good
pick one

who had the braver escape from suicide attempt, ivanov or hughes?

>chick with the glasses

Yes, please.

>Eat a 250 lb spinning elbow and heem your opponent seconds later
Pretty based 2bh

Imagine wrestling with Ben Rothwell and his bodyhair and sweat transfers onto you. Yuck.

What is this, fucking Kingdom of Heaven music?

This guy looks exactly how I'd imagine a Bulgarian would look

robbie brazil tapped

He's a kind soul that doesn't look forward to the murder he is about to commit.

Feel like shit just want him back

Bulgaria is third world as fuck

evan tanner

I wanna take that curly haired Arab cutie with the glasses home

lmao so hard

>5 inches

Anybody got the cutie that walked out with him?

for sure bulgarians are creeped out by hair and sweat

Heeminder that this turk rape baby is what the bulgarian heemposter looks like (less muscle)

Should have been a dq. Another win for Schaub.

Blagoy always looks like hes coming off a drunken bender. The absolute state of the heavyweight division.

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Both kino entrances tbch

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why the hell do they have that little brown woman in there?

If Ben gets rocked this fight I'm going to post BEN ROCKEDWELL and you're all going to laugh, OK?

>Gee Blagoy, why did mum give you two belly buttons?

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she's a Nubian queen, my uninformed chum

If I were a tranny I would just be muslim also and wear a hijab no one would know

What's that hole in Blagoys chest?

Punch him in that dimple it's his weakness

Holy shit

kek

Based crowd showing love for Herb

tanner failed to beat his suicide attempt

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needed emergency surgery after being stabbed

he got stabbed

>USA chant
Cringe as fuck

heem stabby

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Herb still refs fights

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Lol my father has the same scar from a shot he took.

Rothwell looking slow, calling an early HEEM on the bum.

>herb dean

I bet his chin is super good but you hit the dimple he crumbles.

that's what (((they))) want you to think

Ben Fury

The stab wound to Ivanov makes his torso look like a face

>USA USA USA

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>chumps unironically thought Goy would win

IVANOV LMAAAAAAAAAOO

>chanting "USA" in support of Rothwell

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Surgery scar probably, that or an old knife wound.
Honestly it looks like someone stuck him with a knife

I'm Jon anik I love boston that's why I live in Florida go pats

>he says aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi
>this is somehow better

Who has better power stand?

Throw the heavyweight division in the bin already, these cunts are gassed and all they have done is circle the octagon

Bulgarian women are top-tier. Tons of them in De Wallen in Amsterdam. Had a lot of good times with them.

Ivanov is going to gas with all these nerves.

*walks towards you*

does he have belly buttons on his chest?

Is Rothwell one of those Jewish Golems?

rothwells footwork

Obsessed with girls' poos and farts

simple as

Do your computers not have volume?

Why doesn’t he just knock him out?

Light-heavyweight and Heavyweight divisions are fucking jokes

GAY SHIT

Now I'm imagining all women in Bulgaria look like Russian supermodels while all men look like Blagoy

Did you have sex

BIG BUDDHA BEN

Rothwell off the gas is a can.

We know Schaub

green text?

ben has that scary autism walk

nothing wrong with loving your country

>Rothwell ALSO had a life-threatening condition!
>....when he was 6 years old....
Kek this is like an episode of America's got Talent where everyone has a tearjerker back story

for me?

rothwells non existent jab but still keeping his arms out for some reason

This fight looks like it should have a truck stop for the backdrop

10-9 ivanov

Subtle, masterful footwork
Ben is rewriting the metasport

Fat Ben Rothwell

What do you lads think of that for a nickname for Ben Rothwell, haha

what is in the air tonight making all these shitty fights ffs

Rothwell looks like absolute dogshit

What is this interracial cuck McCain ads? Explain yourselves Canadatards

HW sucks

>MLS

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based alpaca

HW limit is too high. Should be 225 these fat cunts are worthless

did Blagoy get stabbed in the back of the head or what

Every heavyweight is a can it's a freak show division

Please tell me how to get a gf I'm so horny and lonely AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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The Blaggoys know shut them down

>two men battle over the last sandwich in the 711

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rothwell wins R1 via devastating octagon control

is gonna be hilarious if rockwell gets heemed

HW niggas are always too scared to engage

>cuckery promoted by frozen french fry companies now

>heavyweight

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My laptop shut itself off while on battery and now it's plugged in and it says it's only at 1% and won't go up.
Soon as I unplug from the outlet it shuts off
Need some advice

I am bored as motherfucking fuck today.

They’re prostitutes. Of course I had sex.

Not much to say, really. Have to be careful, because a lot of them just want to rip off tourists and will charge you €50, then just give you a shitty hand job. If you find a good one, though...

buy a new battery

same bro, we are probably eskimo brothers, i fucked one a few moths ago that was so hot

Kek neither of them need it though

rothwell fights like hes never training striking

looks like a guy who sometimes does weights and then occasionally hits a heavybag for 30 minutes

no there should be no max so all these lazy fucks get wrecked by sumo wrestlers and are forced to get in shape to make 205

>heavyweight fights after the first 3 minutes of round one

damn why did nobody tell me my dad was fighting tonight?

>what's in the air
>kansas
Probably plane fumes from all the fly-over

I feel as though I could heem both these guys if I was their size.

Take a jog through your local favela. Should be a great buzz.

imagine being stabbed

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Would love to see jhonny walker murdering this fat dudes from heavyweight

Heavyweight should be restricted to guys with the body type of Ngannou, Overeem and maybe Stipe. No more doughy boys.

It works on my PC! Good luck with that.

Go to De Wallen and give them money. You can get as many gfs as you want, 15 minutes at a time.

need a new battery

delete system 32

battery sounds naffed
could try something like wiping battery stats or a battery report in windows but don't think it'll help much

SWANGIN AND BANGIN

Rothwell about to get schaub'd if he isn't careful

kill yourself

Carder would seem these cunts inside 30 seconds

these fights have been unbelievably shit tonight holy moly

It's the night of mediocre fights and busted noses.

aniks accent is so fucking horrible to the ear

its like the most beta attempt at authority

mute as fuck

>this is the highest level of mma competition on the planet

The absolute state of this joke of a sport

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That would only make his internet faster.

20-18 large ben

Another fucking round?

For me it's 19-19

It’s very possible. I’m in Amsterdam several times a year for weeks at a time on business. I’ve probably very literally fucked at least 50% of the girls there at least once. I have favorites I visit often, but a little variety is always fun, right?

Most athletes with good bodies that can make HW will just do NFL or some other sport and get paid like 100x more and not get beat up

Another 10-10 we're all locked up at 20-20 heading into the 3rd

They sure have. Top 3 worst card of the year so far.

Your battery is dead either that or your motherboard is fried happened to me

Everyone and their mother is trained in Sambo

Should've watched the Glory card earlier

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clever girl.

Schaub watching this feeling like a champ compared to these two

Only cormier and nelson should be allowed to be fat on UFC

Rothwell stinks.

Tito's Vodka
Makers
Or Makers 46
Which should I drink Yea Forums?

Dana's at the Basketball game

Even HE'S not watching this card

How many are sex slaves run by Romanian gangs?

put your battery on your ass

the judges have it even

I need a new sport to get into. Any suggestions?

why are there so many nerds in heem?

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Formula 1 starts next week

what business?

Too dangerous. I do it almost every morning tho.
jk, i don't. But i want to. The beach is like 3 minutes from here on foot.

based

Because this is 4channel

How many more broken noses will we see tonight? I think JDS is going to get his shit fucked up.

Driving is not a sport

Can’t believe Schaub never got his hands on this clown post usada

You're on an anime image board, do you expect football players to shitpost on here?

cheating ben

WEIRD STANCE WIERD STANCE

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larping

WHERES THE FUCKING HEEMS

>oh shit sorry, you can kick me in the balls too
Ben is so fucking based

I've always heard that grapplers get roped into pretending to be Sambists for political reasons

Welcome to the Rothwell era

whats the name of this punch

>current watching 2 obese cave trolls panting heavily at each other

better off just watching the highest level of each discipline, state wrestling championships were this weekend, ADCC trials were pretty recently, kickboxing card earlier today

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don't tell janny

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rothwell is a 300 lb keith jardine

How many bongs and bings til main event? I literally don't give a shit about any of the fights to stay up, just want to set my alarm for just before main

No he's not he's a fucking autistic can

Literally EVERYTHING is jiggling on this Ivanov cunt.

You literally can't walk to the beach?

Ivanov fucks goats

imagine the smell

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About an hour

It'll be our secret

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Toughman tier

>he's a champion level Sambo fighter
>hasn't shot for a single takedown

Literally perfect girl

Whom?

Very, very few. There’s a lot of feminist propaganda claiming that all the girls in Amsterdam are trafficked, but it’s simply not true. I know a few girls very well, been seeing them for years, have them on FB, hang out on their offtime sometimes when I’m in town, and they said they don’t know any girls who aren’t there by choice. There are so many Bulgarians and Romanians because the Euro is worth about twice what their money is worth, and annual salary in those countries is very low and it’s super cheap to live, so they can make a lot of money very fast working in Amsterdam.

I work for a real estate conglomerate. We have properties in Amsterdam.

Another win for the Gypsy King baby

ben seems like the kinda guy who gets dressed up in armour and goes to medieval larping camps where hes recognised as the king

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nobody won that fight 2bh

lads i dont even know why im awake right now, jds and black beast is the only fight i wanna watch and lewis is gonna get HEEMED real quick

ivanov is a heartlet

I think Ben won but who knows with these judges. Seems like something is in the air to prevent heems.

Those guys could beat up 99% of human beings.

ez win for big ben

30-27 ben

GIMME HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

youtube.com/watch?v=08Rt524Yi7M

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I really don't believe these guys have the credentials the commentators say they have, I could murk both.

those are some transparent nips

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Where's her penis?

Ben's style always makes him look like a rapist uncle trying to corner a terrified niece.

Should be Ivanov's fight because he was circling off and countering Ben all night but Ben will get the decision because of the gay "octagon control" scoring

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more than 99%.

Okay what the fuck.

Those are the best kind

I was just joking about picking Dober guys

was it worth the ban?

But that fight will be even slower than this one until someone has a heart attack and dies

can someone cut this card out of my memory

holy shit what an absolute waste of time what a waste of time WHAT A WASTE OF TIME

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*walks towards you*
'''''''nice fight'''''''

Just tuned in

How has the card been tonight?

Wtf

Lol the autistic walk forward is key

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huh???? what the fuck

WHAT ROTHWELL DOMINATED THE WHOLE FUCKING FIGHT

Congratulations

WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

LMAO
REDDIT BTFO

WHAT

The fuck just happened

Americans getting dabbed on

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ivanov doesn't look white so i have to give him the win 21-15

If you don't weigh 250lbs+, they would smash you.

dubs and ben rothwell says something autistic on the mic

and anik says something gay about welcome back

hmm, not so sure about that decision. i understand it, but i disagree

>15 mins of heavyweight action is in the can. And the can is being dumped into the bin to be sent to the landfill where it belongs.

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These fucking judges

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>that decision

ummm
what

I need to reset my router anyway

lol

Aren't there three fights from now til the main?

shut up faggot

>first ufc win
>he was ranked #15 regardless

my sides

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>HMMMMMMM intensifies

clearly blagoy won

What the fuck ben won that

Good decision Ivanov outboxed him every round

Fair result, rothwell just walk in front of ivanov and get hit

HAHA GET FUCKED AMERILARDS

every fight tonight
>lose first two rounds
>barely win last round
>crowd boos

They should have both got an L

How did he win that? he got no good strikes

WTF? Ben clearly won rounds 1 and 3. You could even give him 2.

Geez

Look at his face

BASED

close fight

RIGGED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

Fat Ben Rothwell

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This is the power of russia, get bent gypsy king

Shit fights and absolutely shit judges what the fuck

Kek

I had 30-27 Rothwell. I don't see what the judges saw.

>Now I'm going to fuck an animal and later eat it’s shit.

Ivanov won the 2nd easily, the first was close. Rothwell won the third.

1 easy round, 1 round that could go either way. Not a robbery.

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Fucking hell live crowds at UFC events are niggers

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i zoned out

was it actually a robbery or nah?

Good thing no one gives a flying fuck what you think LOL

for my dick yes

i could beat up 100% of human beings. All i need if for them to be tied up beforehand ;)

What?

RIGGED

2 more

>I work for a real estate conglomerate
how do you get involved in that? what degree etc

robbed

Little pussy slav punches judges wtf

as the commentator said you dont realise how close it was
whatever thats supposed to mean

nah. ben was advancing, but Blagoy landed more and harder

did herb take like 4 points when he poked him?
how in the fuck did they just give that to ivanov

I barely even watched any of these fights. It's way more interesting to just play random phone games and lurk on this thread

>The absolute state of Rothwell
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ofc i can. But it is 11:28p.m here.
I used to jog every morning, but i am low as fuck lately.

Smells like dead fish. For some reason it reminds me your mom

BULGARIA STRONK

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>get backed down the entire fight
>landed the same amount of strikes in the 2nd
>ben doubled his landed strikes in the 3rd
lol, literally no argument you could make in favor of Ivanov.

What did Wichita do to deserve this card?

i'm heeming myself
this card is literally giving me a headache

the state of UFC

ivanov was bullied for the whole match
HOW DID HE WIN?

>shit name value
>shit fights
>shit judges

Can they just pretend this card never happened? I wish I could get back the hours I've spent watching this shit so far.

Heem looking a bit sleepy

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Not a robbery, shit fight. Nobody won

kelvin won by forfeit, he is the lineal champ

WHY THE FUCK IS ESPN+ SO SHIT

FREEZING EVERY FUCKING MINUTE. NO RESOLUTION OPTIONS.

I HAVE THE HIGHEST TIER OF INTERNET SERVICE FROM SPECTRUM AND ESPN+ STILL FREEZES ALL THE DAMN TIME

FUCKING ILLEGAL STREAMS ARE MORE RELIABLE THAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT SERVICE

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>get pieced up for 80% of the fight
>once opponent is gassed to shit, start actually landing punches
>get mad when the judges were actually paying attention to the whole fight, and not just the end

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wheres those pickems i forgot who i picked

get in my guard bro

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CAUSE YOURE POOR AND YOUR SISTERS A PROSTITUTE

A CHEAP ONE

ALL THE FAVELLA HAS USED HER

i need to do the same i can't believe i've sat and watched this shit
what games are you playing

Where can i watch this shot for free? Fuck espn

Their striking effectiveness was close but ben was going forward and should have won

Holy fuck the judges made the right decision for once. You can't poke dudes eyes, kick them in the balls, get outstruck/countered all day with a huge reach advantage and expect to win.

Get fucked.

The first round had Ivanavov backing up the whole time and him getting cracked harder. It's an easy round to score for Rothwell.

Damn and I thought judging in boxing was BAD...

how's this card been so far? just watched the ben fight and it was shit

Kevin's padwork guy looks like Big Lenny.

Thread needs more Russian thots

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hey man, tell these flyovers, not us

no resolution option is totally fucking inexcusable, what current year is this

Just bet on every fight and you won't be so bored

>mfw stupid Kansan judges fuck my parlay

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thats fucking illegal

i need to do the same i can't believe i've sat and watched this shit
what games are you playing
i feel the exact same. Worse still is that I told myself I wouldn't watch this shit but I ended up awake and it was on so I just tuned in and here I still am.

Heem me up inside

this is the card that wichita deserves

ripple lad

Unarguably a robbery. Ben won rounds 1 and 3, and there's no way to score them otherwise. This isn't Pride, you stupid fucks. You score things round-by-round, not "the fight as a whole," whatever that means.

Might actually get a proper heem now lads.

It's the shitty scoring system where anything from a drawn round to a solid win is given 10-9 and anything from very dominant to almost kill your opponent is given 10-8.

YOU HAVE 10 POINTS TO WORK WITH.. FUCKING USE THEM

Belal is 10-0 on his picks
twitter.com/bullyb170/status/1104421528614195200

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im still in it to win it baby
lets go means millender and santos baby

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The numbers are literally on Bens side too.

Has anyone been heem'd tonight? I only started watching last fight

Im streaming it at my house

anyone know the name of that song?

That's illegal retard

imagine the ben fight but repeating for 4 hours
something like that.

Dariush fight was decent though.

>Rothwell
>free money

Laughing respectable girls.jpg

i bet every favorite except niko and hotballs

Honestly, I had an in because a good family friend owns the company. It’s not really a hard job, I mostly just have to check in on our property managers and make sure they aren’t fucking up. Not much to it. I basically just observe and report. If they’re fucking up, they get shitcanned, if they’re doing good, we’re fine. Honestly, just about anyone could do my job. Pretty good gig.

that looks like saige in drag lad

niko price is going to win

Between the retarded judges and refs like Herb Dean I'd be penniless in 2 or 3 cards.

should i put this show on for my dad?

My mom just said that Kelvin Gastellum looks like an evil and fat Adam Lambert

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Who cares?

This is a low key banger right here

>pieced up 80% of the fight
You mean Blagoy, right?

Can you idiots fuck off back to /r/mma where everyone has wrong opinions already?

>Seven Nation Army

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Another white boi loses kek

I can see it. Your mom sounds based.

based and seven nationpilled

your mom is correct

Battery health says it's fine, hope it's just the battery and not something on the motherboard

t. Cancerous twats

>retarded judges
Don't you mean paid off judges? How naive can you be?

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Stupid inbred Kansas judges

This is the worst card of all time, UFC is literally dying

hold on means' has your back, much more boomer

I STAND ALONE

I'm still gonna listen to Michael Jackson's music but there's no way he didn't lick those little boys buttholes.

I'll always remember Niko as the guy who got absolutely blacked by Abdul.

I'm just gonna act like my picks are still good

Still listening to Ben's choon
youtube.com/watch?v=ma0UwnEzL9w

>fighting with stitches in your leg from getting shot

how low is tim means' fight IQ?

>I'm still gonna listen to Michael Jackson's music
why?

probably is just the battery
does it work if you have it plugged in but the battery out?

>godsmack
white trash detected

I want to jizz all over that ear

my mom is based, she hates WMMA and is watching right now.

When my bros bailed on me to watch 235 she came over and we chilled and watched it. It's epic

has to happen. ufc needs to put on at least 500 fights to work their talent pool and move their fighters about. they fire and hire around 80 fighters a year

No sisters. But i believe some of my cousins are prostitutes. Or maybe they were. One of them moved to Europe to live with a guy who probably fucked her in a strip club and fell in love with her. What about yours?

I'll remember him as the dude who hammerfisted a nibba to oblivion from the back

I STAND ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cunts

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Who's /ourguy/?

Means or Price?

Dirty Bird is one of the only really good nicknames

t. retard, fuck sony and fuck kikes MJ did nothing wrong, favorite female fighter is Nunes

>nibba

why are you so shook of mods brazil?

He looks like he fucks with meth

Sage Northcutt?

>A few years after Means began using meth, he found himself in trouble with the law, and was charged with aggravated assault after punching a man who broke into his home. After serving the four-year prison sentence early in his MMA career, Means turned his life around.

dafuq?

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genuinely have a headache watching this shit it's been so bad.

I'm just going to get into bed now. if i sleep i sleep.

>UFC employing a literal meth head
What went wrong?

People who get shot generally are not known for their ability to make good decisions.

>metal

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because fuck the jews that's why

that was way less memorable than hammer fist heeming some nog off his back

Disregard bros, acquire mom

Niko is 100% on the juice

Prince was a better musician and didn't mess with kids

Means. Easy.

This one has to be good

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>godsmack

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It's groovy.

"The Damage" Means

only cazzies talk shit about the dirty bird

Better than nigger music.

Price is a flushed chinlet can.

niko always has good fights

get hype

BASED boomer walkouts

I don't like saying stuff I wouldn't say IRL just because I'm on the internet. I think it's mad pathetic and gay.

He's a hybrid between a can and a bum

i'd ask one of you to come heem me so i can forget about this card but none of you can heem me

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these guys look like they train ufc

>im s-scare user
>h-hide m-me f-from f-fight

what do?

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Ivanov sucks and needs to be cut. Meanwhile, Rothwell has shown he can beat guys in the Top 10.

believing their lies

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Price has spiky shoulders.

drink water, shadow box at the screen
don't be a pussy it's not even 3am yet

This fight is essentially Meth vs Fent

>after punching a man who broke into his home.

Why are legal systems so cucked that they charge people with shit for beating up intruders.

webm of the guy with his kid, please

Heem chinny

FUCKING FINALLY SOME EXCITEMENT

yeah I'm hoping that was worded incorrectly

Nice. Having an awesome mom is one of the best things you can have. No one will ever fight harder for you. You make sure you appreciate her, she’s not always gonna be there.

Alright, first fight of the night

holy shit

says increasingly nervous man

Blagoy won

>be proud american
>fight off home invaders that could rape or kill you
>go to jail

Bogan trash

Price is a glass cannon

SPICY!!!!!

What was Rothwells walkout?

I understand user, I love and appreciate her. She is epic and based. I understand that she gets into what I'm into because she loves and wants to connect with me, and we have a great time watching stuff together

BIN
I
N

Tim Means business

:p

>gassed already

ufc is literally
>meth junkie fights: the sport

i dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

Means got a face like a shrew.

>be proud Brit
>welcome invaders

Method of victory on the based ben fight is currently listed as Herb Dean

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>Brian Stann lite

Rudestorm - DaSand

based

cucknored

Price is gassed already

HEEM DED

HEEM

Its better to kill intruders than hurt them here

H E E M
E
E
M

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

What are you going to watch instead?

HEEEEEEEEEEEMmm

HEEM

heeeeeeeeeeeeeemed

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HEEMED FINALLY

I don't get the point of having rules if Refs and Fighters don't follow them.

WWOOOOOOOOOKKKAKKKOSOEIEMJEEM

this didn't age well

HEEEMEMEMEMEMEDMEMDEMDEMDEMDMEMDEME

I want to fuq shego in the butt

holy fuck

HEEM SLEEPY

FUCKING HEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
WTF

HOLY SHIT GREAT FIGHT

>heemsleepy.gif

SPICY

HEEM

HEEM SLEEPY

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

ooohhh!!!! his leg was wobbly too!

HEEM DED
BASED NIKO

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMED

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Finally a good fight on this abortion of a card. Glad Means got slept.

Checked and it does

DUDE

JUNKIES

LOL

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM FINALLY FINALLY FINALLY

WE SEE A HEEM AFTER HOURS OF THIS SHIT
THANK YOU

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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Nice

HEEEM

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKFUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HEEM SLEEPY

In many ways Means won that fight

LOL

jon anik is cringe

HAHAHA

ARROGANT CUNT HEEMED DEAD

Ggggggaaaadooooosshhh

fuck my pickems
frick you Means and your raisin brain

:O

HEEEEEEEEEEEM

WEW

BANGER

HEEEEEEM

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEM
E
E
E
E
E
EMMMM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HE
ENABLED
ENERGETIC
MUSCLES

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEMED!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WEwww Niko was one punch away from going out himself

FOTN
POTN

Literally winning until he lost

jesus he hit him fucking hard on the ground

i would kill my mom if i could get away with it

LOL Means was doing the Schaub airgrab

Tim Means deserved every bit of that

Tim Means is turning into Mike Pyle.

Savvy veteran who displays superior technique but still gets heemed.

I don't want to toot my own horn, but as soon as I started watching things started getting spicy

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probably is just the battery then should be fine

EARSHOTS = KO
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

based
cringe

TWO NEW BATHROOMS

YESSSSSSS FINALLY A FUCKING GOOD FIGHT

based and gaypilled

HEEM ANKLE BROKEN

kek
what a finish

thanks dawg

Means was looking good. Just got carried away at the end

heem feeling sleepy

Danm, he goes out beautifully, just like schaub used to do

FOR ME? its BBQ shapes

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Same

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I’m genuinely sorry you’ve had such a hard life, user. I hope you find happiness one day.

Yo all the sick combos and technical ability means fuck all if the dude can just shut you off with a right hook

Tim Means won the story of the fight

new bred pl0x

>bong thinking he influences anything
nah

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i left just before this fight started

Victory from the jaws of defeat.
Give those men 50k

Here everyone enjoys marijuana

Jon Anik is that dude that tries to be "one of the boys" but deep down he knows he enjoys cats, discovery home and health and knitting scarfs more

Sounded like a Rammstein version of the Jaws theme.

First KO loss ever for Means, could be the beginning of the end

Now that the thread's done no one will see me say I'd rather offer my ass to Shego's shecock.

co-main coming up and its not even 10pm
im liking this

knock outs should be considered no contests, not wins
Price was losing that

everytime I make a quarter turn on my husky physique and stretch my toes out I let out a genteel fart. The scent alone would knock the sturdiest bantamweight.

based mom

MUH GAWD

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he was winning until he lost

>when your boy gets performance of the night after looking like a b-b-b-beast

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VIOLENCE

THANK YOU NO FOR GAY HESUS

my mother fucking weed store raised the price of a g from 5 to 10 im so fucking mad

wow. god damn.

too busty

why are jews so overrepresented in media for ufc yet underrepresented in fighters for ufc

:/

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>Thank you Jesus
>VIOLENCE

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Let's see the face

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Oh my

>gets rocked by a slap
>knocks out a chinlet.
dumb fucking fight

those could feed many beautiful black and brown babies

y nuevo

Love your mom, user. You only have one.

Fuck were you right. That was brutal.

Wow, you can't even tell she has a penis.

> the hybrid

Man this guy is fucking retarded.

Oh shit, broken ankle

he looks like he'd be ok with his wife fucking black guys

>not pizza shapes

crunge

Fucking based Niko

Imagine not eating Zapp's Cajun Dill Gator Taters as your official fight night snack

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because goyim are dumb animals

Means landed illegal knees and still got knocked the fuck out. Your boy lost. Not that big of a deal.

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And a pretty bad one too, he was out for a long time.

who did he call out

youtu.be/ma0UwnEzL9w

that's sweet af, good for you user
hope you both are comfy

Fuck Drew Dober, his planetary sized head and his double digit IQ

based nz cheeky cunt

>not the patrician choice Chicken Crimpy

WHO?!

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>Talking about fights makes more money than actually fighting

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I didn't saw that part, but he looks like one of the "I DON'T CARE WHO THEY PUT IN FRONT OF ME" guys.

OH FUCK

his fucking ankle

you're asking why jews parasite off the blood sweat and toil of others while providing nothing of value?

WTF!!!???

Did anyone notice Tim Means' ankle snap when he fell? Ouch. Someone webm that for us. It was in the slow mo replay after Price left the cage.

Niko is definitely on some type of drug or has mental health issues

Based as FUCK

>implying I wouldn't just choke you out

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who dat and why is this in heem? nice jugs

millender will be fighting for the title in in early 2020

He seems fixated on this groid

That's what the internet is all about m8

how would he enjoy DH&H when he's in the US and it's not broadcast there?

Guys i just got over the flu and diarrhea. I felt a fart coming on and took a big risk. I just squirted shit juice onto my boxers.

Question, do i throw them out, or put them through the washing machine?

Why do Hues love clichés so much? JDS is gonna come out to Rocky theme

for opinions yeah, for saying "nigger" even though you cross the street when you see a black guy on the sidewalk, meh...

(You)

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Wtf is that girl doing with her ears in the background? Lol

hues are 15 years behind the U.S in music and 15 years ahead of the U.S in demographics

Jon Anik would be the kind of high school teacher to leave an assignment over that shitty Ben Carson movie

mellender getting BROWNED

He crosses the road wisely, to stay away from the nigger. Obviously.

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NIGGERS BTFO

>IMPLYING

Lol way to jinx it ya knob goblin.

THATS MY BOY RIGHT THERE

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*Heart attack intensifies*

LE BALLS WAS HOT MAN VS KNOCKED OUT AGAINST THE CAGE MAN

who wins?

"Fank you....fank you Shittah" -Brazil Guy 2019

Based translater

that spining back kick did him in