This is what winning looks like edition
>Main card ( at 8 p.m. ET)
>Now
>Previously
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March 10, 2019 - 00:42
Sergio Moraes is a faggot I hope he gets gadooshed
March 10, 2019 - 00:43
WE ARE LIVE
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March 10, 2019 - 00:43
I don't watch, I just read /heem/ threads
March 10, 2019 - 00:43
First for bad to the bone
March 10, 2019 - 00:44
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March 10, 2019 - 00:44
Did anyone see the Till vs Masvidal promo? literally Till with a half gorilla face with Masvidal nowhere to be seen
March 10, 2019 - 00:44
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March 10, 2019 - 00:44
ROCCO!
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March 10, 2019 - 00:44
>Mirrored katakana tattoo
Gross
March 10, 2019 - 00:45
for sure she was tagging homegirl with some nice teeps my guy
March 10, 2019 - 00:45
one fc ring girls is the patrician taste
March 10, 2019 - 00:45
Just a BT advert lad, advertising the British fighter to the British
March 10, 2019 - 00:45
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March 10, 2019 - 00:45
Was that Barbara Streisand?
March 10, 2019 - 00:45
9856943875432
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March 10, 2019 - 00:45
Yana won that fight, get rekt haters
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March 10, 2019 - 00:46
I don't know why but I distinctly remember I hate Rocco so I'm hoping he gets heemed into a living death.
March 10, 2019 - 00:46
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March 10, 2019 - 00:46
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March 10, 2019 - 00:47
She's pretty hot, shame her tits are a bit sad.
March 10, 2019 - 00:47
>Do you think Sergio Moraes colors that goatee?
Felder with the hard-hitting questions.
March 10, 2019 - 00:47
t. virgin
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March 10, 2019 - 00:48
Rocco looking like Nino Schembri out there
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March 10, 2019 - 00:48
maybe but i'm watching this to put off doing something else so it's surprisingly much more digestible this way
March 10, 2019 - 00:49
9856943875432
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March 10, 2019 - 00:49
Can't you monkey fucking retards get out of the stone age.
March 10, 2019 - 00:49
Kinda does look like somebody gave Elvis a quick buzz
March 10, 2019 - 00:50
>you will never give Yana a rimjob
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March 10, 2019 - 00:50
>moraes' back tattoo
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March 10, 2019 - 00:51
but I can give her a nosejob
March 10, 2019 - 00:51
Haha banter
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March 10, 2019 - 00:52
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March 10, 2019 - 00:53
9856943875432
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March 10, 2019 - 00:53
Card is boring. Most of the events so far on ESPN have been lackluster.
March 10, 2019 - 00:53
Why does Felder keep calling Rocko "Tony" ?
March 10, 2019 - 00:54
>Ah, user, you're here. Please, sit down. Georges and I were just discussing my plan on how to destroy Eddie Bravo once and for all.
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March 10, 2019 - 00:54
Felder still wakes up at night thinking about nuts shots.
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March 10, 2019 - 00:54
9856943875432
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March 10, 2019 - 00:54
New jon jones technique, fake flying knee to groin kick
March 10, 2019 - 00:55
Anthony Martin aka "Tony Martin" he recently asked people to start calling him rocco
March 10, 2019 - 00:56
9856943875432
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March 10, 2019 - 00:57
LAAAAST CAAAAAAL
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March 10, 2019 - 00:57
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
March 10, 2019 - 00:58
Bit of a weird fight in any case.
March 10, 2019 - 00:59
Get me a rum and coke. Make it a double, please.
March 10, 2019 - 00:59
>Let me introduce you to the king, his leg pummeling will change the game
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March 10, 2019 - 00:59
I want to see more fighters get there legs destroyed way worse than this
March 10, 2019 - 00:59
Dos Santos
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March 10, 2019 - 00:59
>TFW will never know how to move my feet
March 10, 2019 - 01:00
Brainlet hue mad that he isn't standing in front of his punches kek
March 10, 2019 - 01:00
Card is snooze inducing so far.
March 10, 2019 - 01:00
>rum
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March 10, 2019 - 01:00
JDS
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March 10, 2019 - 01:01
Quit cutting into the main card time REEEEEEEEE
March 10, 2019 - 01:01
why doesn't everyone just wrestlefuck against the cage?
March 10, 2019 - 01:01
Only shitty fights today. Bring the main card.
March 10, 2019 - 01:01
>more than several
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March 10, 2019 - 01:02
Stop posting Yana I'm trying not to jerk off.
March 10, 2019 - 01:02
>Lewis
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March 10, 2019 - 01:02
Big brain scorecards for this fight?
March 10, 2019 - 01:02
You just KNOW
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March 10, 2019 - 01:03
Sounds like you have the makings of a UFC fighter
March 10, 2019 - 01:03
Who’s gonna win, the nigger or spic?
March 10, 2019 - 01:03
such a shit fight, tabbed out halfway and didnt sound like i missed anything
>lets just leg kick and make speculative punches for 10 minutes!
March 10, 2019 - 01:03
29.5-27.5 rocco
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March 10, 2019 - 01:03
I could see a 30-27 Moraes for mere agression
March 10, 2019 - 01:03
ultimate leg kick competition nice game you have here fags.
March 10, 2019 - 01:03
>taller than Overeem
Why isnt Jones in HW again?
March 10, 2019 - 01:04
**
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March 10, 2019 - 01:04
JDS
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March 10, 2019 - 01:05
She already blacked by married some arab
March 10, 2019 - 01:05
That was nowhere near as one sided as the commentators pretended.
March 10, 2019 - 01:05
Hmmm her son does look a little swarthy but I see no mention of a husband anywhere? Going to have to call this fake news
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March 10, 2019 - 01:06
Because he can't even finish cans as a LHW
March 10, 2019 - 01:06
who /toto/ here?
funniest and most witty one liner in the history of mixed martial cage fighting change my mind
March 10, 2019 - 01:06
This is what peak performance looks like
March 10, 2019 - 01:07
nothing a picogram or two cant fix
March 10, 2019 - 01:07
Because he's not as big/wide? What the fuck is so hard to understand about that?
March 10, 2019 - 01:07
It was ok, we are talking about cage fighters
March 10, 2019 - 01:07
>comparing natty Bones to Ubereem
March 10, 2019 - 01:07
Yea actually it was, Moraes landed like two punches and two takedowns
March 10, 2019 - 01:08
lewis will lose until he wins
March 10, 2019 - 01:08
For real though ultimately Jones does need to move up to HW and clean house to truly cement his legacy
March 10, 2019 - 01:08
Dariush gets gadooshed tonight
March 10, 2019 - 01:08
I'm ready for Lewis to chocolate body this old man.
March 10, 2019 - 01:09
kek, I'm glad that fucking idiot is finally back
March 10, 2019 - 01:09
What rocco landed? 3 slaps and 5 powerless kicks?
March 10, 2019 - 01:09
cuz he's the GOAT at LHW, no need to start all over again in another weight division
March 10, 2019 - 01:09
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March 10, 2019 - 01:10
JDS' highlight reel has like 1 thing in it from the Reebok era, dude is flushed as fuck.
March 10, 2019 - 01:10
no for sure sergio's zero strikes landed in 15 minutes was impressive complete robbery indeed mr monkeyman
March 10, 2019 - 01:11
Nah. Serginho is horrible. He doesn't deserves to fight in UFC i remember him from TUF. But this other dude is on the same lvl.
March 10, 2019 - 01:11
>get heemed
Rankings are so shit.
March 10, 2019 - 01:12
Some random Arab can't compare to getting airtighted by Overeem and Jones. The former is every other Instathot, the latter is BLACKED.COM hall of fame material
March 10, 2019 - 01:12
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UFC needs to do more total asspull supafites
March 10, 2019 - 01:12
Hot Balls
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March 10, 2019 - 01:12
Although a tad bland, I do enjoy Felder commentating, what about you?
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March 10, 2019 - 01:12
Well he is fighting on an Internet only stream based in Wichita, ks
March 10, 2019 - 01:12
JDS
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March 10, 2019 - 01:12
Neither landed much, Moraes had the 3 takedowns and the submission attempt. Rocco won but they were acting like it was completely one sided. Which it wasn't.
March 10, 2019 - 01:13
Johnny Cash music, he won already
March 10, 2019 - 01:13
Moraes is great, take that back you crab
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March 10, 2019 - 01:14
id like to know the win % for guys who walk out to johnny cash
March 10, 2019 - 01:14
Here we go!
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March 10, 2019 - 01:15
ufc should do cage muai thai and kickboxing tournaments
why let one have fighters like holzkien and yodsanklai
March 10, 2019 - 01:15
What is up with Boetsch's gut?
March 10, 2019 - 01:15
Sergio definitely lost. But it wasn't that one sided. It was a really poor fight.
March 10, 2019 - 01:15
I did the exact same senpai
March 10, 2019 - 01:15
absolutely based
no pretentious new money shit
March 10, 2019 - 01:15
I think mazany had that song last week and she got starched
March 10, 2019 - 01:15
he got outstruck 50-19 paki
March 10, 2019 - 01:16
he looks fatter than ever
March 10, 2019 - 01:16
Isn't Tim Boetsch like 50
March 10, 2019 - 01:16
well there goes my theory
March 10, 2019 - 01:17
who's this QT on the right?
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March 10, 2019 - 01:17
what kind of retarded thing is herb dean going to do to make this fight interesting
March 10, 2019 - 01:17
I just had this premonition of Lewis standing around not knowing what to do against JDS
March 10, 2019 - 01:17
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
March 10, 2019 - 01:17
I can't tell if that's hair or a fucked up scar on going down the middle.
March 10, 2019 - 01:17
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March 10, 2019 - 01:17
He makes shaved ice cones in summer now
March 10, 2019 - 01:17
Lewis
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March 10, 2019 - 01:18
Is that another akhmedov?
March 10, 2019 - 01:19
Her name is Grizzly Mama Moonbeam, chairwoman of the Arapahoe Nation Fight Commission that is sanctioning this fight
March 10, 2019 - 01:19
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March 10, 2019 - 01:19
No it's the dude in the cage right now.
March 10, 2019 - 01:19
Wtf the dude looks 20 years older now
March 10, 2019 - 01:20
Nothing happens: the card.
March 10, 2019 - 01:20
only good bet of those 4 is lewis
March 10, 2019 - 01:21
me double fisting in the back
March 10, 2019 - 01:21
Worst card of the year so far, only 2 good fights
March 10, 2019 - 01:21
Imagine making so much money and getting crazy deals all because you said something apparently funny during in interview in a card Conor was headlining
March 10, 2019 - 01:21
>going to a nice restaurant in a rashguard
What the fuck is his problem?
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March 10, 2019 - 01:21
is this gonna be a card without heems?
March 10, 2019 - 01:22
Nope, exact same one
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March 10, 2019 - 01:22
is this the worst card in the year
March 10, 2019 - 01:22
that's kansas 4 you hahaha
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March 10, 2019 - 01:22
He wears them literally everywhere, even to weddings
March 10, 2019 - 01:22
Boetsch looks exactly like the guy that my parents hired to pave their driveway
March 10, 2019 - 01:23
RIP the noses on this card
March 10, 2019 - 01:23
>betting favourites
Heavyweight is a crap shoot so is WMMA
March 10, 2019 - 01:23
As expected, Romero ducked Costa. His 6 month ducking campaign resulted in the UFC eventually conceding and giving hm somebody else.
March 10, 2019 - 01:24
felder chimping out about every leg kick is the new dom sperging about underhooks
free goldie
March 10, 2019 - 01:25
Tim by TKO rd 3
March 10, 2019 - 01:25
They spent almost 30 seconds moving back and forth without a single strike.
March 10, 2019 - 01:25
Boetschamania running mild
March 10, 2019 - 01:25
Boetsch looks like he works at a craft brewery.
March 10, 2019 - 01:26
What are you gay?
You’re not a fan of free money?
I think you’d be surprised.
Elizeu, Black Beast & Rothwell weren’t favorites.
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March 10, 2019 - 01:26
JUST PUNCH HIS NOSE AND HEEM HIM ALREADY
March 10, 2019 - 01:26
You are undeniably gay if you've watched more than a minute of this fight.
March 10, 2019 - 01:27
HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE CRAZIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN
March 10, 2019 - 01:27
Felder- "They are studying each other"
March 10, 2019 - 01:27
not the most exciting card, but I've enjoyed most of the fights 2bh
March 10, 2019 - 01:27
How do these guys look so fat? 185 isn't that heavy at 6'
March 10, 2019 - 01:28
>free money
March 10, 2019 - 01:28
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WTF
March 10, 2019 - 01:28
Dad bod, everything just turns into flub. It'll happen to you too
March 10, 2019 - 01:28
>Vegas Stronger on the cage top bars still
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March 10, 2019 - 01:28
No, I work for my money, then I make it work for me.
March 10, 2019 - 01:28
damn who saw the single tear when the cutman was pushing on his nose
March 10, 2019 - 01:29
I have a doctors note that proves I'm not gay
March 10, 2019 - 01:29
50 doesn't get you into the heemium tier
March 10, 2019 - 01:29
Boetsch needs to fuck off and retire already
March 10, 2019 - 01:30
No ace stream up? Bit spewing the browser's rough as.
March 10, 2019 - 01:30
He was obviously an anti-Trump partisan liberal who targeted Trump supporters at a country music concert.
Media & FBI covered it up as their anti-Trump propaganda caused it.
March 10, 2019 - 01:31
>broken nose
March 10, 2019 - 01:31
Still better than the woodley fight
March 10, 2019 - 01:32
>Not watching on ufc.tv 45 seconds behind illegal ESPN+ streams
What are you a casual?
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March 10, 2019 - 01:32
The HAARP transmitter obviously
March 10, 2019 - 01:32
i'm ready to fall asleep at this rate
March 10, 2019 - 01:33
usa usa usa usa usa usa
March 10, 2019 - 01:33
was Akmedov instructed to not finish the fight or something?
March 10, 2019 - 01:33
If he's not the gold standard then who is?
March 10, 2019 - 01:33
lol herb pretty much telling him to heem him already
March 10, 2019 - 01:33
I made it into Uncle Chael's Bruce Buffer youtube video boys, im the guy with the blue blanket
youtu.be
March 10, 2019 - 01:33
>not staying up for based Elizeu Capoeira
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March 10, 2019 - 01:34
Akhmedov is literally caucasian
March 10, 2019 - 01:34
>Akhmed beats the USA chants
March 10, 2019 - 01:34
Can you do the nose breaking webm?
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March 10, 2019 - 01:35
>pay 10 bucks a month to have ads anyway
March 10, 2019 - 01:35
Why does there have to be a motive?
March 10, 2019 - 01:35
Even Herb knew that was a snoozer
March 10, 2019 - 01:35
what an absolutely shit card
performance of the night:Alex"I sip gasoline" White
March 10, 2019 - 01:35
Dober with that photoshop jaw look
March 10, 2019 - 01:35
tbqh
March 10, 2019 - 01:35
Did the main card start yet? Just tuning in what did I miss
March 10, 2019 - 01:36
Jesus... American ads are so sanitised and dystopic. Very weird feels here lads.
March 10, 2019 - 01:36
Dariush finna gadoosh or get gadooshd
March 10, 2019 - 01:36
Good thing I was planning on an early night...
March 10, 2019 - 01:36
Gonna need some 1st round heems to stay up through this card lads.
March 10, 2019 - 01:36
Sergio Moraes was robbed.
March 10, 2019 - 01:36
Fight if the night right here
March 10, 2019 - 01:36
What the hell? It's so hard to keep up with the programming. I thought you couldn't catch it on fight pass because it's an ESPN stream this time?
March 10, 2019 - 01:37
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March 10, 2019 - 01:37
Dariushs walkout song is gay as fuck
March 10, 2019 - 01:37
My stream keeps bruce buffering
March 10, 2019 - 01:37
>be one of the few remaining Americans of good European stock
March 10, 2019 - 01:38
Dude you can't even make real porn and you're calling us sanitized?
March 10, 2019 - 01:38
yea sounds like advertisement music
March 10, 2019 - 01:38
This is the worst card ever
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March 10, 2019 - 01:38
I love that they're keeping things at a pretty quick pace
Didn't know if they would really speed things up after Fox and for the most part they have
March 10, 2019 - 01:38
Dana here
March 10, 2019 - 01:39
Good work Heem, get ready for the next round
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March 10, 2019 - 01:39
settle in bros this card is going to pick up right now!
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March 10, 2019 - 01:39
I am the smartest man alive
March 10, 2019 - 01:40
I wish you were wrong, but we do have some good match ups coming
March 10, 2019 - 01:40
We have a contender for worst card of the year already
March 10, 2019 - 01:40
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wish i could fuck karolina. Just once.
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March 10, 2019 - 01:40
Akhmedov confirmed for marginally better than hot fries Johny
March 10, 2019 - 01:40
Aesthetic flag 2bh
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March 10, 2019 - 01:40
Dober's face makes me MAD
I hope his nose gets broken too
March 10, 2019 - 01:41
>uuhhhh
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March 10, 2019 - 01:41
My money is on dober since hes more Chad looking
March 10, 2019 - 01:41
Dariush is THE next big thing
March 10, 2019 - 01:42
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March 10, 2019 - 01:43
She aged so fucking bad both beautifully and as a fighter
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March 10, 2019 - 01:43
Beniel remember the name dariush
March 10, 2019 - 01:43
Got heemed by gatekeeper captain edson barboza
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March 10, 2019 - 01:43
He was, his chin got deleted
March 10, 2019 - 01:44
Proxy to Germany, Romania, etc
March 10, 2019 - 01:44
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March 10, 2019 - 01:44
Welcome to the future Mr. time traveler.
March 10, 2019 - 01:44
i would unironically heem both these bums
March 10, 2019 - 01:44
dariush has soft jiggly titties
March 10, 2019 - 01:45
Dariush is one of those guys that had top 3 potential but just never managed to pull his game together.
March 10, 2019 - 01:45
Do you ever wonder why you still bother with this sport?
March 10, 2019 - 01:45
New Mexico or Albuquerque, I forgot which
March 10, 2019 - 01:45
Dober getting heemed on the last minute of the fight
March 10, 2019 - 01:46
thanks
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March 10, 2019 - 01:46
He's about to get Gadariooshed
March 10, 2019 - 01:46
Dober looks like the faggot army kid from Shameless
March 10, 2019 - 01:46
I couldn't help notice Dober has got a very muscular ass. I'm getting hard looking at it.
March 10, 2019 - 01:46
The Chad Gil vs the Virgin Gillet
March 10, 2019 - 01:47
is this the greatest happening in the history of wichita?
March 10, 2019 - 01:47
seen enough clinching against the fight tonight for a lifetime
March 10, 2019 - 01:47
dariush? more like darigadooshed
March 10, 2019 - 01:47
So where is this guy from? Never seen that flag
March 10, 2019 - 01:47
I have a feeling Dariush is going to win Dober.
March 10, 2019 - 01:47
>Russian dude and his son with Soviet imagery shirts
March 10, 2019 - 01:48
Dariush finna wrestlefuck 2 and 3 for the win
March 10, 2019 - 01:49
No, there's that White Stripes song.
March 10, 2019 - 01:49
>Paying for raw fish on white rice
March 10, 2019 - 01:49
Naw, starting Pizza Hut was
March 10, 2019 - 01:50
WRESTLEFUCK TO VICTORY TIME
March 10, 2019 - 01:50
Why not use the Irani flag?
March 10, 2019 - 01:50
The UFC should keep records, every time some retard crowd boos at an unwarranted time the state should be banned from hosting an event for 5 years
March 10, 2019 - 01:50
Dober is such a disappointment
March 10, 2019 - 01:50
k
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March 10, 2019 - 01:50
>Don't be a weeb
March 10, 2019 - 01:50
getting heemed doesnt make you a chinlet you seething casual
March 10, 2019 - 01:51
It's an assyrian/chaldean flag, so technically iraq.
March 10, 2019 - 01:51
No wonder he had a stroke...
March 10, 2019 - 01:51
you have better food than that desu
March 10, 2019 - 01:51
>Dariush
March 10, 2019 - 01:51
There are 12 penises in this picture
March 10, 2019 - 01:51
Another white boi goes down
March 10, 2019 - 01:52
he was up, the silly goose
March 10, 2019 - 01:52
>every state is banned
March 10, 2019 - 01:52
>Anik fucking up that badly at the finish
Bring back Goldie, this bald midget is a fucking loser.
March 10, 2019 - 01:52
HEEM SUBBY
March 10, 2019 - 01:52
heemlets cant take the Dariush pill cause theyre casuals
March 10, 2019 - 01:52
dober is an absolute mong
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
cheeky persian grin at the end
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
this post didn't age well
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
2/2 bois, this could be my night after all
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
>n-nothing's happening ref!!!
kek
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
How the fuck did that fat yellow one in the back get a job
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
according to Jon Anik my picks are still good
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
>DREW DOBER SUBMITS BENEIL DARIUSH BY SUBMISSION
reminder always watch on mute
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
DREW DUBER SUBMITS BENIEL DARIUSH BY SUBMISSION
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
SUBMISSION BY SUBMISSION LADS
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
Look at this post and laugh
March 10, 2019 - 01:53
GADARIOOOSH i told you faggots
btfo as usual
March 10, 2019 - 01:54
>Winning in the stand-up
You fucked my picks Dober
March 10, 2019 - 01:54
This spic is now a boring grapplefuck, cut this camel
March 10, 2019 - 01:54
>retards still mad at booing
March 10, 2019 - 01:54
>get up
Dober probably has a 2 digit IQ.
March 10, 2019 - 01:54
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March 10, 2019 - 01:54
DREW DOBER SUBMITS.
He ballsed up the call 2bh
March 10, 2019 - 01:55
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March 10, 2019 - 01:55
I love guys like Dariush because you get so many weird, erratic performances. Hall is kinda like that
March 10, 2019 - 01:55
>I'm glad I didn't go out
March 10, 2019 - 01:55
You fucking goofs. He said:
March 10, 2019 - 01:56
Good victory to dariush, he deserved
March 10, 2019 - 01:56
He isn't the next big thing though, he swaps wins and losses like they're trading cards.
March 10, 2019 - 01:56
Can he not interview anyone tonight. Unless Blackbeast wins
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March 10, 2019 - 01:57
Dariush sounds like he'd make a great BJJ instructor
March 10, 2019 - 01:57
>Christian brown guy
uhh, pretty b-b-b-b-based if i say so myself
March 10, 2019 - 01:57
Dariush is Uriah Hall like in his potential, Joe
March 10, 2019 - 01:57
isnt it bjj 101 to not spaz out and try to pull out of a armbar but instead stack him and crowd the space
March 10, 2019 - 01:57
Based Christian Assyrian madman.
March 10, 2019 - 01:57
Ah yes, the kimura trap. This is a major component of The System.
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March 10, 2019 - 01:57
what a nice wholesome post-fight interview
March 10, 2019 - 01:57
>christcuck
March 10, 2019 - 01:57
>Hold my hand, Jesus, while I beat the Jesus out of this guy in your name
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March 10, 2019 - 01:57
born in Iran, moved here at nine; he's Assyrian, not a Syrian
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
No way his niece wins that fight
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
BASED CALLOUT 4 YEAR OLD PRODIGY VS DARIUSH
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
Can't believe Goobs fucked himself up with those dumb tats. If youre gonna get ink, get good ink
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
Yes I know it just sounded funny
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
based hearing impaired esl nip
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
Ivanov and Rothwell are both my boys.
Fuck, who do you go for when it's boy vs boy?
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
He is an Assyrian christian from Iraq that moved to the U.S during the gulf war.
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
Based Christbro. Atheists BTFO, as usual.
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March 10, 2019 - 01:58
That was gay. Calling out his niece, wtf
March 10, 2019 - 01:58
based
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March 10, 2019 - 01:58
BASED power of christ
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March 10, 2019 - 01:58
Did Dariush mishear "call out" for "ask out?"
March 10, 2019 - 01:59
kek
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March 10, 2019 - 01:59
>calling out a 4 year old girl
March 10, 2019 - 01:59
The audience was dead silent until he said christ, lmao I think they thought he was muslim
March 10, 2019 - 01:59
Heem doing well
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March 10, 2019 - 01:59
>Holloway clearing out his division
March 10, 2019 - 01:59
could be hard to submit with those small limbs though
March 10, 2019 - 01:59
Holloway will toy with Poirier
March 10, 2019 - 01:59
Dariush is fucking his neice
March 10, 2019 - 02:00
Is it true that Paul Harris was a big influence on his leglock concepts
March 10, 2019 - 02:00
I always go with the guy who was stabbed in the heart.
March 10, 2019 - 02:00
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March 10, 2019 - 02:00
Wait, weren't Hezbollah recently put on the terrorist list?
March 10, 2019 - 02:00
Max Holloway is my favourite fighter. What does that say about me?
March 10, 2019 - 02:01
post good inks, lets see if you have the good tast that you think you do
March 10, 2019 - 02:01
lel this is actually pretty true
March 10, 2019 - 02:01
ben rothwell heems Tyson Fury
March 10, 2019 - 02:01
Ben Rothwell is such wasted potential
March 10, 2019 - 02:01
Rothwell should call our Schaub for the rematch
March 10, 2019 - 02:01
no cheeky Schaub in that highlight reel
March 10, 2019 - 02:02
Lightweight is such a mess again, must be good swapping one prima donna champ for another.
March 10, 2019 - 02:02
Danaher says Dean Lister piqued his interest in leglocks, but his heelhook game was mostly developed in-house at the Blue Basement.
March 10, 2019 - 02:02
The highlight of Big Ben's career is doing a cringy meme laugh and making a fool of himself on live TV.
March 10, 2019 - 02:02
I pay black kids from the inner city to shit in my mouth.
March 10, 2019 - 02:03
Rothwell is shit, he's just autistic so you have to root for him
March 10, 2019 - 02:03
>recently
March 10, 2019 - 02:03
He had the triangle on as well, stacking would have made the triangle easier to sink in. Beasting out was his only means of escaping both the triangle and the armbar
March 10, 2019 - 02:03
He's Irani
March 10, 2019 - 02:03
Pretty based if I do say so myself
March 10, 2019 - 02:04
That you bandwagon champions.
March 10, 2019 - 02:04
What happened to Rothwell? This is gunna be pretty fuckin spicy.
March 10, 2019 - 02:04
when is luke rockhold fighting again?
March 10, 2019 - 02:04
good way to save money imo
March 10, 2019 - 02:05
what does that even mean and what does it have to do with what I said? nvm I don't give a fuck
March 10, 2019 - 02:05
The most American thing you can do.
March 10, 2019 - 02:05
Ivanov get heemed in the 2nd
March 10, 2019 - 02:10
Rothwell reminds me of a more awkward and janky Tim Sylvia
March 10, 2019 - 02:13
Herb "I gamble on the fights I officiate" Dean
March 10, 2019 - 02:14
Lots of people getting cut tonight
March 10, 2019 - 02:14
ivanov is going to get heemed hard
March 10, 2019 - 02:15
I see no conflict of interest there
March 10, 2019 - 02:16
why does rothwell completely fall apart in close range?
March 10, 2019 - 02:20
he heemed some fat lines in the toilets for sure
March 10, 2019 - 02:59
