Literally just copied all of this from Denmark, such a helpful lad.
Tonights games:
Sabres @ Avs (early game)
Blues @ Sharks (early game)
7pm Eastern:
Sens @ Bruins
Pens @ Jackets
Leafs @ Oilers
Flyers @ Islanders
Devils @ Rangers
Wings @ Bolts
8pm Eastern:
Kings @ Yotes
Hawks @ Stars
Canes @ Preds
10pm Eastern:
Knights @ Canucks
>Which rink has the best ice?
Bell Centre (Montreal) - 28.0%
Rogers Place (Edmonton) - 21.7%
Bell MTS Place (Winnipeg) - 6.6%
Xcel Energy Center (Saint Paul) - 6.0%
Scotiabank Saddledome (Calgary) - 6.0%
>Which rink has the worst ice?
BB&T Center (Sunrise) - 16.8%
Gila River Arena (Glendale) - 10.7%
Barclays Center (Brooklyn) - 10.7%
Honda Center (Anaheim) - 8.6%
PNC Arena (Raleigh) - 5.9%
>Audio:
vocaroo.com
I wanna die or something
For me it’s the Vegas Golden Knights
only GOOD teams playing tonight
Faggot cocksucking thread fuck Denmark and fuck you
Hockey.
grim and gofuckyourselfpilled
Canada needs to be destroyed
shut up fatty
go knights
t. projecting
Lucic and Koskinen not in tonight.
Go 9/11 yourself fag
Who is this titty monster?
Bo knows.
>lefs
BROOOOONS
Satori is a leafs fan it's canon.
Gonna get drunk and make some pizzas tonight.
>No janny acceptance email
Reeeeeeeeee
imagine how much thrust he can generate now
This is the thread
t. Final authority on threads
Lets see how many posts we can get to it before any filthy euros post
Only an hour until Ted's eternal BTFOing by Pittsburgh resumes
Eugenia (Jenya) Diordiychuk
She used to get posted more a few months ago because there was a Russian poster who let it slip that he went "Jenya," which of course is actually a nickname for male and female names in Russian, but >we'll be damned if that'll stop >us from fucking with him over it.
R*ddit
>resumes
Huh
What toppings?
Got really fucking bad gas
that’s what you get for buying cheap petroleum, you get what you pay for
adam ernEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You can address me when a leaf team wins a Stanley Cup this millennium
He got yesterday off
I'm getting high and making chicken
Gross
Would greatly appreciate Pittsburgh helping to stave off the Blue Jacket menace.
FUCKING BASED
Can the pongs beat the teds again anyway? Actually can my isles not get beaten by the flykeks again
I’m retarded, I thought you actually meant resumes and cover letters
>8-1
Is there any hope of leafs getting second place in conference. Is the dream dead?
Somewhat new hockey watcher here. Can someone explain to me why teams send players down if they cant play in the top six rather than just letting them play in the bottom six? I follow the canucks, and I feel like I've been hearing this a lot where people say a prospect needs to get sent down if they can't contribute to the top six (and this has been happening for instance with Gaudette). Why do teams make such a firm distinction between their top and bottom six rather than just keeping their best 12 forwards up?
I would like to apologize to /hoc/ for all the Sabres shitposting I was responsible for earlier in the season, I should have paid attention to the puck possession metrics instead of riding the high of that 10W streak in Nov.
Shut the fuck up laffs namefag
shits fucked yo
KEK
>More Shorks OT
I thought we were past this, guys
>shorks OT episode
Is this Winnipeg's greatest accomplishment?
yup it’s dead
based hokkei
based duncan
Hockey is gay. Only faggots play this sport here
because it's usually a player they expect to be top 6 at some point and they won't get the development they need playing 10 minutes a game on a grinding line
>he still thinks we're talking about field """hockey"""
Grim.
t. sandhir from suriname
Apology NOT accepted. Fuck off back to irrelevancy for the next decade
SHAAAAAAAAAARKS
also different lines do different things, gaudette isn't a checking line guy, he plays on scoring lines (admittedly not great at it but the canucks have no one better)
based shorkles
STRAIGHT
TO
THE
BANC
something something banks and credit unions
CHA-CHING BANC-ER
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
MONEY
IN
LA
BANC
San Jose Sharks more like San non-whites sharts
>XD why does good player go 2 ahl when canplay on fournd line ?
Because youre a fucking faggot. Fuck off.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
I guess you can say the sharks blue them away.
>91363267
What game will based Don be on tonight?
WHO /firstinthewest/ HERE? NOT SO FAST, FLAMING FAGGOTS.
yeah nah you can fuck off
>tfw my wife's boyfriend got another DUI
Only if the league cracks down on the PEDs that the bruins have been using for about 2 months now.
Nice thumbnail you fucking faggot
Sharks!
the toronto game.
You're Canadian. You're literally the biggest faggot in the universe. Faggot.
b-but Mr. McDuck you d-didn’t give a (You)
Based Sharkies
Gonna need sauce my friend
especially since he's from alberta
>Timo time
>Straight to la blanc
...
Sharks take 1st
/hoc/ is gay there i said it
Californians know a lot about faggotry.
How do you manage to be such a fucking faggot at every opportunity?
>seething about a little fun
If I ever met a trip I wouldn't hesitate to turn them into a statistic
No I would say the greatest thing the jets did was leave atlanta and cause massive asspain to sunbelt cuckolds
sam would get heemed by a povertyball faggot
Should I go watch the game at the bar?
>91363441
Pick anywhere in the city and I'll meet you Friday at midnight and wipe you off the face of the earth
Honestly the cringiest thing on hoc is when sunbelters use player nicknames like they're part of the team when in reality they've never even skated before
thoughts on the double chin
just shaved my head and entire body in preparation for the playoffs, lads
>one of the worst tripfags on 4channel is a shorks fan
oh no no no
For me, it's when Sam spouts off lie three or four times in a row, not (you)ing anyone in particular, but just letting everyone know about all of the shit that lives in his head and really bothers him for every waking moment of his life
shall be using /hoc/ as a gamethread in 1 hour and 20 minutes
I've offered posters here the chance to fight, fuck, and everything in between. No one takes me up because realistically I'm probably the only one here that ever leaves the house. Which is fair because I'm obviously the best looking. I always am
Who's the sharks trip?
>they still hatin
>30-30-7
>.500
>at 30 wins and 37 losses the oilers are sitting at .500
Hourly reminder FUCK LOSER POINTS
mariya. hated on Yea Forums and Yea Forums i think
I'll beat the fuck outta you if you fly up to northern alberta
business idea: rename loser points to oilers points
>seething at nicknames and play on words
Get it done Blue Jackets. God damnit.
Shut the fuck up ya cum chugger
Feta, olives, onion.
greek food is kino
>mad at fish!
Lol
>grease apologists
just lol @ women in sports.
Mew2King putting in work boys
>early
SHAN'T
Haven't you heard? Hockey is for everyone.
Hyped lads
Shant what? What are you not going to do?
not according to shannon
Who /wongs/ here?
imagine being an exec and having cassie sucking your cock every friday so she can keep her job.
Hm I dont go to either of those. What's the opinion here. I've seen them from time to time but never anything extensive enough to form an opinion.
Oh well I guess they're here
Also cleaned this up a bit
Doing a shot every time the pens dab on ted
stay safe fren.
I prefer Christine over Cassie
FRIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGG
Will he blame the Canes' celebrations as the reason they were blown out yesterday?
safe temperature for chicken is 145 degrees F
Inshalla
Uh oh
Based Taylor Auto Village
Wings@Bolts
Ready to ironically lose to the Oilers.
Believe in the lads m8
It's a W for the Leafs
>bob hasn't won a game in two years against the pens
wew
can /hoc/ have craig simpson wiped out?
scared about missing the playoffs?
i don't understand the hate for simpson. i don't find his voice particularly annoying or anything
I’m wiping everyone out one heem at a time
the oilers are based and are getting a playoff spot
i want a pun-off between ron and gene
shall be laughing at the teds once again tonight
>have to face boston
Won't get excited for another 1st round exit.
based leaf
whatever happens in the oilers-leafs match, a canadian will win in the end
REMINDER ALL SHORKS FANS ARE CHICANOS OR HIPSTERS WHO LIKE HOCKEY BECAUSE "IM NOT LIKE EVERY OTHER _____"
HAIL
>bristling
That's very deep Finland
this is factually wrong, some of the most BASED posters ever on /hoc/ were shorks fans, pic related
FROTHING WITH RAGE
canada always wins at hokkeii
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS
>all this cheering for Rick Nash
>91364120
RENT FREE
Debbies, ya'll
really dislike the bruins and penguins
broons!
>7pm puck drop
>still waiting for the anthems
get your shit together HNIC
Is it because of the color yellow?
$20.00 psn code (CNDN) on Edmonton
>pinguoooooooohs
based singer unit
BOOOOOOOOONE
Huh?
>Andersen is 10-0-1 against the Oilers
Oh baby
>rags
>beating the soilers is all laffs fans have to be proud of
lmao not scared at all
BASED FUCKING TEDS
>bolts already have a goal and a PP
>haha you want to see >your team win
Not sure I get this kind of banter
>jihadri is back
neat
UH OH HAL
there's a fucking spot on the main camerman's lens in the bottom left quadrant
i see that too lol
holy shit murray
Mathews back in form it seems.
>driving me fucking nuts
goose farvrae
Holy shit, the Blue Jackets showed the fuck up lol
Retards in Edmonton can't even be bothered to clean their camera lenses.
rogers is total shit
what went wrong?
>leafs-oilers match camera has an annoying gray spot on the lower left
FUCK CLEAN YOUR DAMN LENSES
>had a Bailey's coffee
>it was good
>now I'm out of Bailey's
I'm off to the Co-op, anyone need a snack or some whiskey?
Chicken's almost ready boys
Purchased lsd online
AMA
Bobby Mac burger sauce on the lens
whisky you hoser
gray is the american spelling
why did you learn american english in europe
HNIC
> Head ______ In Charge
Ahhhh just released a smelly Tavares
Get me some chron, Maui Wowie please
i mix them up a lot and i cant be bothered to give a fuck
this game needs a fight
brought you by huawei
Negro
What's your home address
Don't all games need a fight
I thought the OP pic was Lucie Wilde.
I FUCKING HATE THE LIGHTNING I HATE THE LIGHTNING SO GODDAMN MUCH
correct
Who /caniac/ here?
God dammit Ted
>the top of my head
>7'1"
What movie should I watch later tonight?
welcome to a higher intelligence
fuck calm down man its just a sports game its not like your life depends on it and the players get paid no matter how well or bad they play
miracle mile
2112 lakeside park
Xanadu, USA
kingdom of heaven
Co-ops closed :(
Something give you nightmares
btfo
only the directors cut
I have the runs from drinking all that natty ice last night
Did you get my weed?
Slap Shot
Great post
Dunkirk
counte of monte cristo.
Disgusting creature
yes
so hyped up but an average movie
>overrated shit
>oilers on a 4 game win streak and leafs still havent scored on them
thats not how you tank for the 1st pick
Enter the void
collateral damage
pusher
>ted 7
why the fuck did seth mcfarlane skip 3-6?
>collateral
youtube.com
havent got my janny acceptance email yet and im getting worried
this movie always puts me right to sleep
>shattenkirk on the second PP unit with a bunch of literal children
>A loud cheer in the Oilers arena as RNH is getting a penalty
The Leafs away crowd is always pretty impressive desu
what a faggot
the leafs can put more fans into other team's rinks than some can put into their own, it's nuts
I'm going to ban you for 4 days when I become a janny.
>gray/grey/harmaa spot is gone
thank god
they have to go to other barns because they can’t afford to see the laffs at home lole
>shatteredcock
Leafs fans travel well because their home crowds are filled with hindu helpdesk monkeys and other corporate hardos could give less of a fuck about hockey
very kino and underrated tbqh
holy fuck i hadn't even realized
It's pretty incredible yeh!
Suits filling up the lower bowl is really an issue it seems..
>rags
>rags
>Bob vs Pens
Jackets are fugged
literally thought the same thing
>don't play again for another 14 minutes
GAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYY
jannies don't get to ban, just 15min temp bans while a mod checks it out
#endbullying
who is ted?
when players shout at refs when they get called into the penalty box, do they thank them for trying to keep the game clear of infractions?
#EncourageBullying
Ontario is like 1/3 of Canadas population and they have transplants everywhere
Ted from Akron
You know, the faggot from Ohio who constantly posts his dick and pictures of him smoking weed.
Post dick Ted
Beauty! Based Rielly!
We are all Ted
>camera always move to mcdavid to see his reaction when the opposing team scores
jesus christ what a sad life for him
don cherry is a senile fucking windbag
soon
CAR @ NSH gamethread
the cameraman or mcjesus?
Can't wait for his ranting about the Canes
Lads I hate to admit it but I'm going to have to root for Chicago tonight.
looks like they are literally trying to break his will
your a fucking windbag
Butthurt suncuck
*you're
thinking about taking a nap before >my team plays lads
Don Cherry might seem like a fun "intro to hockey culture" but he gets old when you realize any white guy over 45 at the bar is gonna give you the exact same experience but at least there there'll be free popcorn around
back from watching the shorks not choke lads. got me a kane bobblehead
Which game's intermission am I looking for him in?
For me, it's the Yotes, the Canes, the Stars, and the Nucks tonight.
go back
Good free seats
FHEEEGGGGEFFE
HHHGGGYYHHEEDDDGG
THE WHOLE DEAL
FFFFWWWWEEEHHDGGGK
HHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFUUUUUDDD
did somebody catch the freeze frame of the ref pulling a sieg heil during coach's corner?
did you make some noise?
get me a beer ok thanks
HHFHHHHFJH BUNCHA JERKS
RELOCANES ON SUICIDE WATCH
BBASED CHERRY
flim flams btfo
HOW DO I KNOW? CUZ I KNOW!
-don cherry 3-09-2019
here's some noise *BIIIIIIIIP* *tinnitus intensifies* *BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
Decided to watch Shutter Island
For me, it’s the Minnesota Wild. Go Wild!
RELOCANES UTTERLY EXPOSED AND BTFO
what bar has free popcorn?
Great seats dude
He mocked them not long ago, pretty loudly - now he's mad about players from other teams mocking them? I don't get it
Pedosota Wild is not for me
the winking lizard here does. they have a popcorn machine and you just walk up and fill a paper basket and take it to your table.
>free
Gas, grass or ass
gay bars, I thought every Canadian knew that
Good thing no one asked you.
>now he's mad about players from other teams mocking them?
No, he's saying that other players on other teams hate it. Even though it happens after the game is over and they've left the ice.
And somehow other teams' players mocking it is A-okay, but the team that's doing it in the first place? Not okay. Because reasons.
Then he tried to bring up Justin Williams again, because he said that there's no way that Williams could like it, even though he's said that he does, so he just muttered Williams's name and started sputtering for a bit as if he remembered mid-sentence.
Work
He was using the players as examples to back up his own criticisms.
What's he saying?
Fuck of pedo
No one asked you either.
/hoc/ being moody again
Aaah alright, thanks
I kind of lost the sense of it during his rambling desu
Imagine the smell
you lash out because we are superior at hockey and you are probably a nigger
The Curtis has free popcorn
Eat shit and die faggot
You have problems friend.
lol pens
Nope you do, faggot.
Based
Cringe
imagine losing to the blue jackets
why is the addams family theme played at sporting events so often?
Imagine seething this hard.
Morticia would get my dick
Matthews what u doing
No he was supporting the players and telling Ron they hate the RELOCANES
>admitting to being a cuckasoda mild fan
tl for those interested
>Saber -> Ilya
>Caster -> Rin
>Rider -> Saber
>Rin -> Sakura
>Sakura -> Caster
>Ilya -> Rider
Showed some clips of the players mocking the canes faggy celebrations
MN Tourney game thread
...
Imagine getting mad at what teams peope support
SEETH
CHIEF THIS ISNT WHAT I ASKED FOR
sunbelt reddit faggot nigger reddit bettman kike reddit refpuck nigger cricket faggot reddit hockey nigger schedule faggot reddit nigger carolina reddit ice onion rings nigger faggot beaver hockey finland storm surge reddit faggot
im watching cwhl right now but ill check it out friend
based
Who /ZAR SCARRR/ here
Imagine thinking anyone would be mad at Minnesota, the cucks of the American hockey world
cause im losing my mind wish somebosy tell me im fine
great stream too
murray is playing out of his mind
Mad enough to make multiple posts about it :)
CUT MY LIFE IN TOO PISSES, THIS IS MAH LAS REZOR
yeah they made it free this year
FUCK OFF BITCH
imagine feeling tough for posting a racist slur on an anonymous Chinese basket weaving forum
>posting about something means you're mad about it
Calm down
while you’re being gay watching little boys and waman Matt Murray is being elite
What the fuck are ya talkin about kiddo?
>he said making even more posts about how not mad he is
Cringe
>implying I'm mad at a perennial 1st round exit team
Next you'll tell me I'm actually scared of the laffs too
seething
Reminder Crue Fest was peak hockey fan concert and if you didn't see the loudest show on earth you're zoomer scum
>buffalel
are they even doing better than last year?
MARCHY BLAST
>-2
Is he finished?
If you’re not mad then why are you obsessed over the Minnesota Wild?
MAKE MEEEEEEEEEE AHHHH
MNbros get in here
>Posting banter is the same as being obsessed
You're reaching bing bing tier now
>seething and obsessed while crying that he’s not
Damn, Bolts fan?
want to see lucic suplex matthews in all honesty
>obsessed and seething
maybe Minne-soi-ta is the true captial of soi
Yeeees!!
CORRECTLY RATED
>that attempt at banter
Yikes
Tavares is overrated dumb posters continually BTFO
>yeah I'm from the true state of hockey
another day, another leafs win. feels good to be canadas team.
who here remembers the last game toronto went up 2-0?
Obsessed
my leafies are kickin butt tonight!
>American Leafs fans
>tfw there are more leafs fans at the oilers arena
canadas team.
>beating the pantsoilers is an accomplishment
>How dare you insult MY Wilds >:(((
>canada’s Team
No one has EVER said this of the oilers
Die in a fire
>so insecure that you have to force “canada’s team” shit
yikes
Obsessed and cringe
Carolina is fucking retarded
>t. jets fan
kek
hockey night in canada punjabi is probably the best broadcasting team in sports. nothing compares to a good indian color commentator.
>tfw at a roller derby game instead of watching the games with /hoc/
This Oiler game is SHIT
>states the obvious just to feel included in the thread
Kys yourself
>Stop obsessing over my Wild
>don't you know we're the STATE of HOCKEY
No such thing as Canada's team and it's exhausting to fight over this every month when some fucking blowjob from CBC that spent 7 years at McGill sees the standings have changed. Book it now, the Flames will be first in the west and "Canada's best shot at winning a cup in almost 3 decades". Fuck off already
Obsessed and cringe
>mcdavid playing against his future team
ironic
KEK
My gimmick
Let me guess, your butch pink haired girlfriend is playing? Are you gonna let her peg you after the game?
>Mcdavid the laf
Yea, maybe he wouldn't get chirped in public if he went to a city that had more to think about than hockey
I don't like coloured commentators
>implying McMeme won't play in a sunbelt team with no state tax after the Soilers
>says the flames are canadas team after they lost to the REAL canadas team 6-2 less than a week ago
maybe next year pal
There is such a thing as Canada’s team
The only reasonable options are Toronto and Montreal
Stop making your cope so obvious please
>one loss means that they aren’t the team to win it
Damn you mus struggle to find a team to root for
Could somebody go grab me some smokes?
But... why?
>I just LOVE the Wild
>Did you know the logo has TREES hidden in it, lol so awesomesauce
Canadas team is a dumb meme. whatever team makes it furthest in the post season is always called Canadas team. its fucking stupid
Obsessed and gay
the maple leafs have always been canadas team. montreal is in quebec, not canada.
That's not what I believe you utter fucking idiot. I'm saying when the flames win the conference, as winnipeg and toronto will not, they'll be shoved in our face. Last week's game doesn't mean a fucking thing to people trying to buzz up the country for hockey before the finals come up and there's no Canadian team playing on HNIC.
Say that to my face and I'll put you in a pinebox you skinnyfat low t ethnic son of a bitch
Just did an edging/ruin challenge successfully lads
Butthurt and faggoty
Are those guys getting paid enough to completely emasculate and humiliate themselves? I wouldn't do that under 1 mil a year.
shut the fuck up rajeet
You're not funny. Now fucking kill yourself you dumb nigger.
Yikes
there's no reason to false flag like this nobody likes t*ronto anyways.
Holy fk those Taylor Auto Village ads
Sweden if you use that word again I'm gonna kick your fucking ASS
lose your job at the oil fields ricky?
Seething over nothing again and not in any shape to drive into town but I really want to fight a couple chugs
>german goaltending
Low effort loser
>STOP INSULTING THE WILD YOU'RE NOT FUNNY
>DON'T YOU KNOW THIS #OURICE >:((((
>secretly wants sweden to fuck him in the ass
Obsessed
I’m white
Get so drunk that you can barely stand then hit the gas
imagine being this mad
You'll have to through me first, nigger
toronto has always and will always be canadas team. 13 cups, soon to be 14. dont (you) me
FUCK
OFF
NIGGER
Good luck with that, fucking faggot. I would bash your skull in with a pole before you could come near me with your shit stained ass.
I usually just drive to the old hall then rip donuts in the parking lot, but my car is fucked
Why do you have these images saved on your computer?
now kiss
Your sentence is missing a verb genius
Shall be ending it soon
>I-I'M NOT MAD Y-YOURE MAD
>OBSESSED AND CRINGE STOP BULLYING MY WILD
leafs fans make up a minority among Canadian hockey fans. even if they have the largest number of fans. if you add up all the non leafs fans they outnumber the leafs fans. therefor you cant call them canadas team. in fact most of canada hates the leafs
This. The >jest were the leafs great hope last Spring and it was sad.
>pre cap cups
>Canada's team
Oh my what grand delusions
Kiss my dick
FUCK
OFF
YOU
STUPID
FUCKING
NIGGER
none of them count because they were only 6 teams in the league at the time
tara slone can still
FUCKING
get it
>explains why the leafs stadium is 99% leafs fans and every other arena is 75%+ leafs fans. there was a poll done on rural canadians and 80% of them were leafs fan. toronto = canadas team. you might not like it but its the truth.
>laffs only capable of beating the coilers
seen her boobs
Obsesed and cringe
leafs will only lose four games in the playoffs. two of those in the finals.
Mental illness and delusional
Shitronto
To be fair, the playoffs go too long. I shouldn't be watching a fucking round two game at the cabin. I love drinking fireball out of the freezer on the deck, I love watching hockey. But there shouldn't be any fucking overlap
Jesus christ just fuck already
Based don cherry
the year before that it was the sens. its really irritating the way canadian sports media tries to force everyone to bandwagon a team just because its canadian.
Yeah four loses, but all against Boston in the first round lelmao
What are the standings?
>yellow face denial poster
lots of cool cinematic views this time
Fuck off Sam
Fuck you too bitch
>regular season matters
>every other arena is 75%+ leafs fans
>rural canadians and 80% of them were leafs fan
both of these statements are lies
Kinky
You fellas doin' okay?
I can trace my 100% whiteness back to the 15th century. Can you do the same sunbelt mutt?
Leafs have beat the bolts
They will be if the playoffs no?
Is there anyone left that actually thinks Leafs can beat Boston in the playoffs?
leafs fanbase is bigger than every other canadian teams fanbase combined.
Of all of the faggots in Canada, he may be the biggest. And I'm not a Relocanes fan either
thanks for beating pruds
right, they are the equivalent of winning the AHL basically
>they're still obsessing over my wild
b-bros don't the understand that were the state of hockey
Yeah and last year Vegas shit on Washington in the regular only to get blown the fuck out in the final. What's your point?
I guess this is why Leaf fans have dominated every Canadian arena on this road trip
>claims delusion
Ironic
>is there anyone left who thinks the Leafs can be anyone at all?
No.
Who's Canada's team this year according to Canadian media:
>leafs
>habs, but only when they're facing the leafs
>any team that wins their division for all of 3 days before the Leafs play a playoff game
>leafs for the first round
>whoevers left
>penguins when all the Canadian teams are out and we have to cheer for Crosby
>whoevers picking first this year, usually edmonton
>repeat
imagining cup a stanley cup cucked from you by dallas LOL
Lmao
Delusion
if you're a >laffs fan you're probably gay
FACT: Minnesota IS the state of hockey
There's nothing you FAGGOTS can do about it.
This exchange seems fruitless
Good day
post some statistical evidence or stfu
Easy, >we're still only one period in.
Shan't be counting >our chickens before they hatch after what happened last night. Quite gun-shy 2bh.
cope
>banjos ring in the background in the foothills of tennessee
Why would they call minessota the "North" Stars if they didn't KNOW the team would be moving south. All I'm saying is somethings a fish
RENT FREE
Have you watched the games?
I was at the Vancouver we one
based
$1 says the jackets get called for bullshit goaltender interference in the 3rd
that is 100% verifiably wrong
thinking of my next shitpost to be unveiled next thread
ok you stay home and I'll watch hockey at your cabin and rail every hokkei wench on the premises
L'Étoile du Nord (star of the north) is MN's state motto
What happens here?
>posts an image with a scruffy man and a buldging pair of boxers
What did he mean by this?
No u
LIVES IN A STUMP
Have fun fucking my aunt and grandma buddy
Post statistical evidence of this
Orks
based mini soda
NEW / next
the people living there have to cross the border to get down to the rest of the state
they have an automatic customs station set up
yeah nahh
don't forget when the media picks the American team in the finals with more Canadian players and calls them "Canada's Team" too.
cringe
>recycled
Shant
new
yes I trace back even longer than that and my ancestor's cock traced a rape on your great great great grandmum
>State of hockey
>Lost a hockey team
>Obsessed with underage hockey
>Ship off all your best players to other places to actually win
Yikes
Can't argue with quints, sirs. These are the facts.
wasted quints
I’m trying not to feel like ass
not if we post there
Where would I get such stats?
I already fugged them, I'll be working through the rest, have your mom up there please
BASED REPEATING