Official UFC Wichita 2019 ESPN Livethread Gamethread #1

HE TAPPED!!!

Kunitskaya is fighint ain't she?

He literally tapped lmao

wtf

also marion vs yana is on this card so what are you both on about

Did he not tap?

tapped AND tko'd

>Sneaks into your espn+ card

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he got fucked up

/Our milfu/ Marion Renau is fighting tonight

Cut that bum

Be careful what you wish for

the great white hope gets the W

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Reneau is mum-core, making it a Mumfight

wtf happened to Zak?
He escaped the guillotine and then looked out of it and got finished. Did he get rocked before that exchange or something?

During which fight before the main card should I duck out for food?

No tap guys. Watch the replay

I bet her asshole smells redic

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Thompson vs Pettis is headlining a card?

wtf, that ain't right. Should be on the main card of a PPV

wtf was Anik thinking asking that question

thanks for the webm, appreciate this

Kunitskaya and Renau, obviously; it's when I'm going to the liquor store

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Got Your Bitch On A Plane

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>Missing the fap fight

Kinds gay desu

>rope-a-dope against Lewis in MMA

nigga you finna get heemed

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Based Talita

We could be in for a vintage losing-before-he-wins performance from Fat Beast

I one day hope to achieve the happiness JDS has.

food vs fap, that age old battle

done updating and going to sleep. canada do your job.

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Drinking ethanol is degenerate

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Louis "I'm Drunk" Smolka

well I'm not getting fucking ethanol, who drinks ethanol?

>Globe model? That's totally not me, bro.

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SMolka has the best jits in 135.

didn't even realised Smolka got cut and re signed wtf

very tired lads, just don't feel up for tonights card
how do i get in the spirit of heem?

Lewie Smolk

Francis:

Schaub: so francis, you must have a B-B-B-BEAST of a HOG on ya my man...

uhhhAssuncao?

>this guy has got hands
>Felder talking about good boxing
lmao

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jump up and down and gulp a bunch of air and do some knee jumps like you're about to be introduced

if you're not picking Lewis then you aren't a real heemster

same thing happened to the other Hawaiian Fili

hopefully there is a great fight soon to energize you my friend

it's gonna be the Volkov fight all over again, ending in similar meme fashion

>Matt "Danger" Schnell

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thanks that's nice of you friend
hope you enjoy the fights tonight
i'm too tired to get up bro

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I guess it just wasn't meant to happen, sweet dreams babycakes

Freddie Roach looks great

>Black Beast
>Elizeu Capoeira
>Tim Memes
>Rothwell
>Dariush
>Akhmedov

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Chest hair like some elegant brush strokes
Beautiful

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Imagine the Schnell

Remember when reddit turned on smolka because he said that his opponent pulled out of their fight because his vagina hurt

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In many ways

I only remember /heem/

wow Smolka sucks

Smolka no ;_;

>best jits at 135

HEEM SUBBY

yeah, sure

no
>going on Reddit
>ever

Early stoppage

smolka is just not good

Back to the meth and alcohol for that island kid

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Back at it again I see

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Matt Schnell looked pretty good tonight

Don't quite understand why Smolka pulled his head out of the first triangle then went right back into the same position as opposed to disengaging

I'm 6'2 I could heem every flyweight

That goof could have gotten to side control after escaping the first triangle attempt. What a dummy
>bEsT jItZ aT 135

welp back to alcoholism for smolky

Schnell looked good desu, like top 15 good

Honest to God I can beat the shit out of all of you

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:(

Back to Smolkaing crack.

Grow some hair first, manlet

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>the i train bjj and cardio kickboxing twice a week body
lel

>heem
Why did you faggots adopt this reddit word. I've only ever seen it used on reddit and now I see a bunch of lib cocksuckers on Yea Forums saying it. Is this a reddit thread?

In my dream fight league/promotion, its pride rules + elbows - head stomps, main event has unlimited rounds with fighters corners urged to throw the towel when a fighter is exhausted, all with the ring and presentation of Karate Combat.

I still don't know what to call it though.

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>Shreveport

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Was Smolka going for a headlock throw during that fight?
Why? Swear he tried it a few times

genuinely disappointed for smolka

>website wars
Fuck off faggot. Reddit is literally in your head.

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Herb's got the main event

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You're Tippy Toes from the last thread aren't you?

Heem sleepy was invented here on Yea Forums in late night WSHH threads. Kill yourself reddit newfag scum.

what a cock-up

Why did Tony Martin decide to become mexican?

Where do they publish ref assignments

Is the wmma fight next?

I'm 6ft

DA CROTCHET BOSS

mate that was literally the cheapest bait and you bit it
sort it out

Greene by submission easy

manlet

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5”9 ain’t 6 foot

International WMMA techniques day

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hmm, might mean that JDS will get more leash if he gets gnp'd by Lewis for a short while

UFC

I ain't 5'9 :^)

Some say his dick was, diamonds

is 5'7" 5'9"

nazi tattoo?

Yes

He really is the gold standard

kek. Genuinely so bizarre.
by the way Australia, how come you stopped naming your webms by fights? Was pretty cool finding them from archives that way, can't really find stuff like this otherwise.
Too much effort I guess? Can understand, thanks for your work

Using his math, 5'9 is actually 5'6

and getting himself taken down with it

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Heem? It's not a word. it's a way of life; some say reddit some say Yea Forums but who really cares? Heem is in your heart, after your head goes gadoosh

DL is such a meme fighter. Why does Dana keep giving him headlining fights?

Unlimited Fighting Championship, I like it

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One eye on the Octagon™, one eye on the streets

do not understand who told him this was a good idea

I smell a heem coming

Yeah I should probably make them more verbose, just lazy.

if you didn't originate from Yea Forums 9 years ago
you're a redditor
don't bother trying to argue

instagram followers bro
yeah because i'm coming round yours to lay you out

thank you

>9 years ago
newfag

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Fair enough 2bh, old style was good for finding shit, but eh with the number of webms you make it probably gets annoying naming each one

what's the combined body fat % in the cage for this fight?

how do you fix a lazy eye

Prepare to get bleached

you're not wrong friend

>2010
Newfag as fuck

Come to thread for heem, thread is talking about reddit

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3.5" advantage ya goof

Just sucked my first cock, bros.

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>TUF tattoo

Why

Make it clean it's room, bucko

>tfw you can never go back to pre 9/11 Yea Forums
fucking newfags the lot of you

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was she hot

6'7
WTF

>6-3
>in UFC

Why? UFC should be the elite of the sport, kinda annoys me when we see stuff like this

Tyron Woodlier

In second grade there was this girl who had an eye patch on her glasses. The eye patch was placed on the good eye. I guess the idea was to strengthen the lazy eye

welcome back Coral

>Jon dreaming of not being a manlet

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Heavyweights are all playing sportsball, getting CTE to make it on to the highschool team only to retire early with blown knees at 17

Where did he cum?

They are both shit, what the hell?

interesting

So who else here /espn+/? $50 for the year and I can catch an event on my phone (already happened on a previous plus event) if need be.

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Me on the right

6-3 record man
I really don't get why we have people with records like this in the UFC
I think it hurts the sport too. It's just a testament that there are too many cards and they try to fill them out hard

pull guard fatty

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These guys have pillow fists.

still tired

They're volume atrikers

I would heem the entire HW division with one punch

I pay for it, will be nice when college football gets going again too

Im not gonna pay JewSPN 50 a year for a mostly weekly event that I may not even watch

watching this card to put off doing something else haha

Rate my ref audition
>fingers guys!
>fingers!
>fingers guys
>guys, fingers

>hurt him to the body
>go for the takedown

i just love genius level fight IQ

What a shit fight

Hughes' back tattoo looks like something...I don't know...a throwing star?

>hurt a guy
>clinch
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO THEY DO THIS?

Jeff wtf

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2/10 you missed stopping fights due to subs when the other guy is wide awake, only giving warnings for nut shots and cage grabbing and letting some one get cte and not stopping it until they're basically dead because the UFC has an investment in them.

You forgot the most important one.

>Hey, watch those fingers!

Sounds like you should be reffing a heavyweight fight between unranked fighters on the prelims

Why does this guy have hamster tattooed on his chest

this is genuinely horrible

That's pretty good, but what hand sign do you make to the camera before the fight, and what is your phrase to start the fight?

Both are scared of commitment

Oh, well you're clearly not a fight fan. Excuse me.

>fingers
>fists
>elbows
>toes

dwarf approved

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>watch those fingers that are no where near your opponent's face guise

I love how they take a tool away from fighters (fighting the lead hand) rather than making better fucking gloves.

FINGERS!

OH NO TREVOR WHITMAN IS BACK
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHH

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FINGERS
FINGERS
FINGERS

404 Trevor Wittman not found

head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes
head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes
head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes
and eyes and ears and FINGERS FINGERS FINGERS FINGERS FINGERS FINGERS FINGERS

>throwing star
>Kampfer on his chest

What a weeb

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>atta boy

>tfw no MMA anime

>low iq coaches

classic

what a terrible, terrible fight

these dudes went 5 rounds and you're telling me we needed to see 3 more? matchmaking went to shit once Joe Silva left

WMMA is unironically better than 99% of HW fights

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he's like a fat, unimpressive Jon Jones

>stun guy with 2 strikes
>let him recover instead of upping the pace for the last 30 seconds.

Low iq "fight".

Watch Baki the Grappler

that can't even land an eye poke

no one won that fight

FOTN

Dont hurt me

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hmm

30-27 Greene
29-28 Hughes
29-28 Hughes

That looked like a Lellator fight.

That tattoo on Hughes' back looks like it used to be a swastika.

Heavyweight fighters are so shit. Literally gassed after the first minute in Rd1

Watch your fingers with that post, bud

got 2 parlays riding on Hughes

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What?

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yea was thinking that lol

F.

Robbed, desu

Lewis with the wise financial investments.

robbery

Robbed

Lewis has a Lambo?
wtf

Missed this fight due to food run, how good was it?

When are judging going to realise that push kicks do fuck all damage and stop scoring them so highly?

There goes my parlay ffs

Imagine if the people judging the sport actually knew anything about the sport

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>judges were so bored with the fight they weren't paying attention and had to make up scores

Fight of the year

fukin Lambo lmao

was terrible

Stop doing stupid cheap parleys.

The entire sport of MMA peaked in this one, single moment.

Legit can't wrap my head around the decision. Who cares though I guess.

I could have shown that fight to my mom and she would have said that decision was dumb

>tfw the Black Beast will never bend you over the hood of his black lambo and tear your boipucci to shreds with his black meat

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Yeah, it was bad

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judges don't know what they're doing, I swear sometimes they don't know which fighters which
And I'm not saying this as a joke. There was a point when Reebok only had Black/White shorts or White/Black shorts. They were terrible and during the prelims you'd often see dodgy af decisions where judges clearly mixed up the fighters

It was not.

Wichita? Thatita! haha

i hope Derrick bought that Lambo used... because otherwise, god damn.

These two zoomers are annoying af

>tfw the Black Beast will never use your face as a toilet after a triple extra serving of Hot Ranch Texas BBQ wings

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Colby Covington is Tito Ortiz trying to act like Chael Sonnen.

Hope this erosa faggot gets heemed

"I've umm fought over 870000 fights and I think that will make the difference"
-cte

judging should be done by fan vote via text and twitter

I've actually been enjoying Colby's antics recently, his commitment to it is amusing.

this happened with Joe Lauzon where he had blue shorts on but was in the red corner, and his opponent obviously had the opposite

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Juicy J? C'mon he'd'a'man

That fat cutman always looks so comfy.

I wish I could be a fat fuck.

AHAHAHAHAHAH THIS GUY IS COMING OUT TO A SONG FROM HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAM THE DISNEY FILM

BASED

What the fuck kind of song is that

Sounds like the dude from crash test dummies

That is possibly the single dumbest thing ever posted in the history of /heem/. Congrats.

thawlts?

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Don't give up on your dreams.

I believe in you.

Fucking based walkout desu

BASED WALKOUT SONG

who cares

the flushing of Smith continues

LHW will be so much more interesting if JJ moves up

the flushing of Gus continues

Smith will Volkov Gustafsson

gus will knock him out

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youtube.com/watch?v=-NP-RsRGzVo

I thought he was fighting Corey Anderson?

was hoping for Walker, but it's probably too early/risky and would destroy Gus' career if he won. This is alright

Smith continues to plummet down the rankings, Gus' record continues to get padded with slow unathletic fighters.

Gustafsson has already peaked
He is done

DONE

Eh, wore thin for me a long time ago. Doesn’t bother me or anything, it’s just more “oh look, Colby’s talking again. Yawn”. Dude needs some new material. Unfortunately, he just doesn’t have the brains or charisma to not come off as a complete goober.

Smith is nowhere near as flushed as Gustaffscan

you guys know why he's coming out to this right? take a look at Erosa's back in the cage

lowkey bully insult

Smith is only half-nig... Will that be enough to awaken Gus' swedish spirit?

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Is that hellfire?

odd, interesting fight I guess?
Would've preferred Luke Rockhold vs Smiff

Erosa is a bum

Derrick Lewis
Curtis Millender
Niko Price
Ben Rothwell
Drew Dober
Omari Akhmedov

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Dawson is going to burn himself out if he's not careful.

based

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should have been Walker wtf

Why did the crowd just pop so big for Herb? Is he from Wichita or something?

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they brought a retard to the UFC lol

>Herb just watched a guy sit with his fingers and toes in the cage for a good 20 seconds before saying anything

GOLD. STANDARD.

What's to be done about the wrestling meme? Should this style be promoted?

Erosa is getting beat by a literal retard

>Chrissy and Vanessa

Absolutely GOAT ring girl combo. Just fire that shitrag Ar*anny already.

he's the gold standard of reffing

Herb prob doesn't even want to be there desu

based heem in attendance

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Gotta stroke Herb's ego or he'll stop the main event right now.

Crowd shots are spicy as fuck tonight

she unironically looks way better than arianny to her right

this Dawson guy is retarded

yeah it was, it was some sort of shitty remix but still based
nigga knew the words too

I don't want him there either, dude should be beggind for scraps on the street.

lewis
millender
price
rothwell
dober
akhmedov

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JDS
Zaleski
Means
Rothwell
Dariush
Boetsch

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why do so many guys wear those thick framed black glasses

Dawson sliced up, he'll be disemboweled in the 3rd.

inb4 armbar

IT'S NOT MY FAULT

I'M NOT TO BLAME

I am here, I can add the rest of them. Sleep well brother.

It's nerd chic

Dawson was pretty explosive in the first round, might have expended too much energy to not do much damage
His entries look much slower

ty

The wrestling is what makes it marketable to the US and gives there athletes an automatic headstart over anyone else from the first world. It'll never go away.

Wtf Hughes lost that fight?

Dawson is gas

Dawson looks fucking tired

Visual impairment

>scary face tattoo on your thigh

why would a man do this

Tony posted on his Instagram story

Sherdog = WGAF

Rooting for Junior on this one

Hope it doesnt go like the Volkov fight. JDS has to go full technician

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Why is it so boring to watch literal whos fighting?

good night /heembros/

STOP THE FIGHT HERB

didn't pace himself
you could see in the first he wasn't using technique, just brute forcing a bunch of things
wasted energy

lucky for him erosa is gassed too

Erosa straight up lead with is head when he saw Dawson step in.

banger

Does he even work in the industry anymore? I thought he bailed after selling the site

>spinning shit
>both fall

CTE banger

this is like when you fight in your dreams and cant hurt the guy no matter how many times you hit him

holy fucking spice

summon the CTE gods

JDS is a shitter who still hasn't worked out how to move around a cage when pressured, he's probably hoping he can jab Lewis in the gut like he did Rothwell.

Picks close as soon as the main card starts, anyone got a semi relevant image to goof it with?

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>the city of these powerlets

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Looks like spice is on the menu bois

Looks like sloppy banging is back on the menu boys

curry fight, spicy but sloppy

Good. Punish bad form.

He still does podcasts and shit

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>wrestler starts panic striking

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Kek why the hell does Gaethje have a coach?

He gets takedowns but has no pressure

how'd he get scratched?
those look like a bitch

Lewis
Millender
Price
Rothwell
Dariush
Boetsch

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Erosa using that second face to breathe

EE ASS PEE ANN

I used to bully dawson in highschool

Wrestlers have their heads near another man's genitals more than any other fighting style

Sup, MuthaFuckers

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It feels like they're fighting in slight slow motion, I don't know how to describe it properly.

Yeah punish bad form with intentional fouls, your convict blood is showing again m8.

Herb Dean getting mean

he asked for it

To this day I can't understand how Erosa got into the UFC...blows my fuckin mind.

mmm, macaca deliciosa

What the fuck is that tatoo

It's not a headbutt if they run into your forehead.

Yeah too bad. Volkov is a better more technical striker and got heemed by being stupie at the last seconds.

Hoping JDS wont make the same mistake tho

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No stakes and you haven't followed their ufc growth.

>The wrestling is what makes it marketable to the US
No. Nobody likes watching two dudes hump each other on the ground, that's why boxing will always be more popular

>Judges give it to Erosa

watch it happen

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How has Erosa not been released?

This Dawson kid has a gas tank, that boi crazy

Delicious. Where can I find more?

Herb "The Dean of Mean" Dean

if this happens i don't even know
he was gassed hard lad, Erosa was just gassed harder

I COULD HEEM EVERYONE HERE AND TWICE ON SUNDAY

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Those fucked up score cards just show you that judges need to be gassed.

30-26 Erosa

What was he trying to do here?

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Dawson has the potential to be the next Diego Sanchez

>29-27

Ahahahahaha what? What? HOW DID HE EVEN GET THERE? DID THIS NIGGER GIVE A 9-9 ROUND?

Lewis
Zaleski
Dirty Bird
Rothwell
Doiber
Boesch

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29-27 was the right score

I always liked that nickname. Glad Keith got out when he did, though.

Yeah, this kid is legit

Needs to work a bit on his defense

With his hunched over posture and low hands it's like he's trying to imitate Shane Burgos.

those glory fights though, pretty good scrap between grigorian and doumbe

Deadly hug, forbidden technique

9-10 10-9 10-8

Lewis
Zaleski
Price
Rothwell
Dober
Boetch

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are you brand new?

Don't you guy make a massive deal about having your kids 'hump each other on the ground'? I thought you even made the little fellas put cute costumes on as well?

yeah i realised after, my bad i'm tired
no

Yana QTskaya

>see chick shadow boxing
smoke break

I want Kunitskaya to armbar my boner

>WMMA fight next
welp...time for a quick shit and possibly smoke break
brb FELLAS

hopefully the cute slav wins

Is stipe the luckiest fighter?
Everyone below cormier at heavyweight has a completely random chance of winning or losing

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I guess i have to cheer for this hot slav

Dicks out, boys

See you faggots in 25

Wendy’s or Burger King?

Megan Anderson is qt

[Laura Sanko not found]

She nervous

Yana took a 4 year break between 2012-2016 to have a baby.

PACK IT UP PACK IT IN

alright boys heading to the corner store

Uh can I get some Sicillian olives

Get me a baconator and some nuggets

>white girl with cornrows

umm, sweetie, my culture is not a costume

>41

reneau
more like
renOLD

hehehe

I wouldn’t mind making her take a few more years off.

JDS
Courteous Curtis
Price
Blagoyim
Dober
Akhmedov

la goblina

>wimmin fight
be back in a half hour

Just turn on my stream WMMA, why is this shit allowed

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You can get a dick in your mouth

No

add image plz

Bantamweight is the patrician WMMA division.

Yana is the first female fighter I've seen who legit looks cuter in the octagon than she does in the promo pics

I'm with you Canada bro, the less women's MMA, the better

Always cheering for Reneau

Near my flag

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>wmma
lol no

funny how because i'm using fights to procrastinate it's much more watchable

WOOOOOOOOOOOoOOO

double ass action

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what is this crowd

reminder kunitskaya almost submitted cyborg

wendys and its not even close

Get it Yana

Bored

cyborg is a can now

Cyborg is a can

Well, we just have to put babies in as many WMMA fighters as possible. Keep them knocked up at all times, no more WMMA.

ASS TO ASS

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>

NEW THREAD

JDS
Courteous Curtis
Price
Blagoyim
Dober
Akhmedov

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>Felder just talking about his cat

is the fight that inactive
Cruz is probably sat watching this SEETHING

Both of these women are bigger than me

>Two girls rubbing up against eachother
>I'm not hard

Oh god no, I'm too young for this

Home just in time for WMMA, absolutely based

>cat
Wtf. Is wmma that boring?

Spicey spinning shit

I think Reneau's titty might have just popped out

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Where you at based webm bro?

we know

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Round 1: 10-10

Ali Abdelaziz was the cornerman? kek, why?

God I want Trudaue to fuck my ass

False alarm

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lads I've got a really comfy blanket
it's so good

*dominates mma*

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I have a wolfskin throw on my couch. Shit is incredible.

Yana has a weirdly long body

Like her dick

I cant wait for him to destroy Trump and make him cry

wmma sucks

How is Renau 6th? She fucking sucks.

who's winning?

20-20 so far, round 3 decides it

Felder and Anik are pretty comfy daysoo.

*violent retch*

He's fucking that Russian bitch

I miss Megumi Fujii

was just about to post this
heeming myself to sleep now

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>wmma sucks
when you wish it would lick

this is a spirited bout

fired up the oven yet?

this an actually good wmma fight with some decent techiniques

Yana fights like Condit

llolololol

Marion is having a hard time reaching her, she's being aggressive but missing a bunch of shots. Russian is winning

Reneau wins it this round

is WMMA everyone can be top 10

at least it's the last and only one of the night

thanks

I agree with this, but make sexist statements so I can feel like I belong

JDS
Zaleski
Price
Rothwell
Dariush
Akhmedov

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>I know age is just a number
Uh Jon?

>She squished her own nose

If only Yana didn't stand with her hands hugging her face she might be able to use her ranged better and not get hit so much. Peek a boo only works when you've got oven mitts on your hands to block more effectively.

CMON YANA

Yana getting disfigured

Damn Felder burning women's 135

JUST BLEED

Kunitskaya's footwork is really bad. Nunez heems her in 30 seconds flat.

41 years old!
big fan

JUST BLEEEED

OH FUCK SHEEM ARLOVSKI'D

Thought Yana was winning the first 2 rounds but with how shit wmma is and how shit judging is they'll probably see it differently.

busted up

30-29 Reneau
Beautiful

29-28 Yana

>mfw I go down on a girl while she's menstruating

nunes heems that whole division

two cans airfighting

Yana got Rory'd

I need to make some webms, she did some crazy shit

Crowd booing because the little mutt did nothing for 2 rounds and then decided to start fighting.

YEEEESSSSSSSS

lmao look at Reneus reaction ahaha

Yuf-c blowing it on the timing

WHAT

Called it

it looks like even Yana doesn't think she won

But I can't disagree with the decision
seemed like she won the first 2

Actually correct

just tuned in what's going on with this white women's face? lol

this

She needs that win money to have her nose put back on

Haha old women rekt

Retarded apparently

she aint pretty no more

am I actually impressed with espn's pacing? wtf, i love espn now?

based hue

UFC pays fighter medical bills dummy

The russian bitch got fucked up. How the hell did she win?

yana is a better fighter

Lmao no octagon interview and straight to the next fight

Based BT sport

literally less than 2 minutes between last fight and one fighter already being the octagon

wtf this is epic

Anybody that enters the octagon with "happy" deserves to lose. Fuck u serginho.

b b b b b baaaaaaaad bad TO THE BONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not BT, ESPN+

y nuevo, new

its tuff b-b-b-b-b-bee

Well I know who I'm for

based 10 point must scoring

Gotta fit the prelims in, no time for nonsense

win the fight but lose the face

Based entrance song desu

Yana's IG is yummy 2bh

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b b b b b BBBAASSSEEDDD!!

Rocco looks like a good bloke.

OUR BOY!!!!!

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I think it's because the "main card" is scheduled to start at the top of the hour so they're running against the clock

Absolutely not true.

Is that Nino Schembri?

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Because it's 20 min from when the main card is supposed to start. This would have happened with Fox too.

could you rub my face between those sweater puppies k thx

hey, Dana personally made sure Rhonda got the best doctors to fix her face after a fight
,,he was also fucking her but thats different!

CLEAVAGE WEBM PLEEEEASE!!!

Based Rocco

anything happen? i fell asleep for a minute.

Go back to bed bro, not missing much

Sergio "Come here and let me heem you plz" Moraes

Is it me or do these guys have no power?

Everyone and their mother is trained in Sambo, and there is no gym in my town. If I want to become champ champ should I move and train in Sambo?

Jesus Christ this is the most fucking cucked /general/ of all time