>vell for sure ve know that we've lost already. >vy would ve bother wasting de high visibility paint for a car dat will finish a minimum of tventy seconds behind de ferraris?
>ja, in unser team vi hav no top dogs, vi treat both draivörsch equally, and being the unterhund team thiz seazon all the pressure is surely on valt- ferrari
So lads, how damaging will it be to Russell's career when someone who hasn't raced a single seater since November 2010, and has very limited use of his right arm and hand beats him this season? Will Kubica move to another team? Do Merc keep Russell on their books?
>Ohh ja, for sure ve need to fokus on ze development of unsere kar and ze Aerodynamik >putting ze colouration on ze floviz reduces ze euros ve kan investieren in ze Auto >obviously and for sure even Villiams kan beat us in zis vorld of rücksichtslos Grabd Prix racing >need I remind you all zat ve are ze unterhunden zis year?
>every year it getz harda to eextract ze performans from ze engine and you try your best to feind loopholez in ze aero regulations to meik ze caa quickaa
>i mean, for sure i am not confident vether we will even get a point this season, such is unser status as de underdogs >i will not be surprised if ve are behind de williams in australia
with sauber/ar getting better and better surely williams is going to be even worse than last year, relative tto the other cars. russel is doomed regardless of what kubica does
Bentley Davis
In theory, Williams could improve over the season like Sauber did last year. But then. >Williams
hamiltons crash in australia will be part of the plan
Jeremiah Parker
>ze Italienisch think unsere Automobil Rennen Team is as stark as them zis year? >Allow me to, how you say, have a Lachen >For sure it is us, ze weak Mercedes, who are ze underdogz
>you really think that our tale of voe is de bait >for sure you have not been paying attention to de testing den. >myself and lewis are very concerned about de deficit to de ferraris
>Had a verbal (via Wolff) with Renault, but Ricciardo signs with them, to everyone's ""surprise"" >Lawrence Stroll buys Force India, leaving Ocon without a seat >Williams is an option if he can find €10 million and sign for 2 years, but he only wants a 1-year contract So no seat for 2019.
It's all a question of whether the circuit can drain the water away. The barriers could be blocking drains in which decent rainfall might very well cancel things.
Aaron Cooper
>9am race
Doable, should wake up for that
Camden Collins
im creating a hip curve database hoping i can determine the elasticity of her hips by cross referencing clothing materials
Mercedes should have ditched bottas and signed big dick Ric, and Renault should have signed the frenchman
Lincoln King
"DO YOU WIN RACES?? :((("
Landon Jones
wow
William Jenkins
>Tfw too tall for formula 1
Connor Richardson
Just watching that F1 doco kino right now
So hype for the first race
Levi Myers
N o P odiums
Jaxson Russell
Nico squareheadberg :D
Cooper Reed
>Devilish trips from the home of inquisition. worry
Carson Thomas
Wolff would be complete idiot to sign Ocon to partner Hamilel. after what Ocon was up to at Raking Point with Perez, it would be Bossberg vs Hamilel shitshow again, and Toto said multiple times, no one in the team wants a period like that again
He's already on as a reserve driver for mercedes, a few bad performances from bottas and we could see ocon behind the wheel of a merc this season or next
Cooper Nguyen
>Cucktasdubs confirm
Sebastian Roberts
>tfw doing quiz with parents and Dad shouts out Niggaz Wit Attitudes
It was the correct answer but still...
Robert Morales
Will Lance Stroll be the most exposed driver of 2019?
Will criticism of his performance or his father's acquisition of Force India be labeled an "anti-Semitic canard"
Bought a tv pass to watcv motogp and also was included wrc, can someone redpill me rallies?
>where's Timo?
Brayden Johnson
Implying being reserve means anything. Ocon is not there for Val's seat but for Lewlew's Wolff and co are totally comfy with a performance even just slightly better than last year, as It does not make intra tensions in the team
Nicholas Hill
Yeah there is no way someone doesn't bin it.
Ian Garcia
Which?
Thomas Kelly
1 week niggers
Cooper Cox
Timo ? Suninen ? He crashed on stage 2
Luis Russell
>Wehrlein >Revelation
Aiden Phillips
Normally they have to save energy to make the end of the race, so they can't push all the time. But in the wet they'll use less throttle, so they'll use less energy, so they can push a lot more, but they'll crash if they do because it's wet.
How does a series of 90% amateur drivers make Jaguar look good? Surely they can find some washed up Stoffels that people actually recognise and actually like to drive, and get a much better PR return for their marketing dollars.
Anthony Lewis
Should make it an all women circuit
Just imagine Carrie sitting on a cushion to try and look over the wheel, while she has pedal extenders to drive.
Aaron Perry
*imagines Sophia airborne and headed for observation wheel*
OH NO NO NO
Jordan Lewis
>Wheel just rolls off the support and into the bay
Turns out you can set auto retry in Streamlink :DDDD
>streamlink --retry-streams 10 twitch.tv/fiaformulae best Keeps retrying every 10 seconds until the stream starts up again. Now I can just leave it in the background and as soon as it's live VLC will open with it.
Thomas Fisher
I keep forgetting to use that.
Anthony Williams
can we get David Hobbs in on that, too?
Landon Jackson
Does NZ have a law that on screen graphics must be designed for the vision impaired?
the scenes between Christian Horner and Cyril from Renault are legitimately so fucking entertaining. You can see the hatred in Cyril's body language all the time
Henry Ortiz
>Vergne
Jaxson Allen
Felix Runqvist :D
Isaac Kelly
>You can see the hatred in Cyril's body language all the time
I think he's just sick of Horner's shit. He's had to put up with Horners endless schoolyard shitstirring for years and now it's no longer bantz, it's fucking harassment.
Best part desu was Cyril giving Horner shit after he blindsided him and stole Ricciardo. Horner couldn't handle the bantz at all.
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Just go back to testing in Catalunya and imagining hearing these words from Will Buxton
>"Well thank you very much Davide for joining me in the booth. A pity we only had a few minutes. Now replacing him for the next 3 hours is five time F1 winner & commentator John Watson and a man who has his finger on all the pulses in the media, Joe Saward."
>I was at the Malaysian Grand Prix in 2000 and gpt a whiff of Kimi's contract. I immediately ank Kikka Kuosmanen, who was looking after his affairs at the time, and asked if I could interview him. Suddenly my phone rang - it was Kimi. "Raikkonen here." That's how it started: he called me. I met Joe Saward, a British reporter, in Malaysia. I gave him the news, too. Joe laughed and said it couldn't be true. He went on to say that if Kimi gets to drive in Formula 1, he'll appear at the next Grand Prix dressed up as the Pope. I still haven't seen the cleric in the paddock.
Haven't watched a single formula e race or done any reading on it whatsoever. What the fuck is fanboost? People vote for their favourite driver on a poll and he gets extra battery power or something?
Elijah Rivera
He's a 40 year old boomer
Levi Edwards
Top 5 drivers on the poll get 4 seconds worth of boost
Basically fuck all.
Charles Peterson
>People vote for their favourite driver on a poll and he gets extra battery power or something? Yes and it matters fuck all because the cars are so shit they need to lift and coast from start to end so the power boost makes no fucking difference.
Noah Campbell
>Wake up >See starting grid >See damp track This should be interesting
Brayden Bailey
Honestly lads, I really cannot understand how is possible to seethe so much to a form of energy
Hudson Gonzalez
It’s like he wants to wank everyone off
Oliver Smith
>FE is only car race that's zeerooo emissioooons! So cooooool! Conveniently forgets the emissions that were produced when the cars and personnell had to get there from the other side of The Pacific not to mention the disgusting pollution that was produced if any one of them first visited home and then flew to Hong Kong.
Parker Turner
>massa god I forgot he even exists
Josiah Perez
See what I mean? :^)
Colton Russell
What a cool and unique idea, that makes me want to get involved in this motorsport's community. Amazing that I, the viewer, get to be enganged in the race's outcome, and rooting for my favourite driver can help them win. Thanks, FIA.
You should also know that FE has a penalty for recovering energy too efficiently on the brakes which is quite ironic given that power train, brakes and energy regen are only things they can develop :D
Blake Perry
No, because reducing emissions and forcing everyone to use green energy makes life harder for anyone who's not upper middle class.
Julian Hall
CAMON DA COSTA
Luke Hughes
How will Waffle fuck it up this time?
Colton Lee
And.We.Are.MEME
Tyler Jones
That's silly. I'm also looking at the Wikipedia page. Is this shit real?
Considering what Lotterer's reputation was pre-FE (being a clean and reliable driver etc), I'm pretty sure Lotterer is genuinely just memeing his way through FE being hilariously aggressive because whatever, its slow electric cars anyway.
What a guy
Zachary Rodriguez
I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL THIS mEmeing
Connor Wood
GOATTERER
Carter Baker
>Bird
Julian Harris
>rowland potentially pressing FCY button
KEK
Nicholas Allen
>bumping into Rowland to take advantage of his fat fingers That's next level racing.
Zachary Howard
>inb4 lotterer 0% in the last corner
Camden Evans
Based retard >I deserve an F1 seat more than anyone else
Anthony Reed
Lotterer is gonna run out of juice isn't he
Luis Sanchez
Calling it now
Birb and Lotterererer take each other out on the last lap. Waffel wins
Nicholas Turner
>VAN +3 seconds from the guys in front
Why is he so bad?
Chase Nguyen
>I deserve an F1 seat more than anyone else Isn't that Dickbum tho?
Brody Williams
LE MEME DISPLAY
Landon Clark
Rowland said it before
Henry Perry
At least they made it less dark
Brandon Nelson
>not saving energy it's what the living legend would've done
Eli Powell
>Bird using the Kubica when in hairpins
Brayden Russell
I just can't get excited over this. It's like watching karting.
Jose Garcia
I love it when all these young "i could have been F1 world champion" drivers come to Formula E and then get consistently BTFO by literally average level ex-F1 drivers like JEV or Buemi lol
Bird is probably the only one who actually seems like he would have been deserving of a F1 seat somewhere. Still he is pretty inconsistent which he has been since GP2 and probably earlier, which probably killed his F1 dreams.
Cameron James
hwa are shit
Elijah Mitchell
>Lotterer burning through his power
This ain't gonna be pretty for him
Jonathan White
Vergne had enough of being spun
Juan Carter
he's alive!
Caleb Taylor
>JEV Penal incoming
Adrian Price
Would being behind help? Like in cycling you use less energy when in draft air
i don't think this semen slurping series is for waffle
Jordan Fisher
NEW
Ayden Fisher
Started thinken about getting cucked
Vandoorne is a fucking joke lol, how was his junior career so bulletproof? He is full shit in everything as soon as he got to F1. Did Alonso cut off his balls or something?
Dude literally dominated GP2 to unseen levels, could have won Super Formula as a foreigner in his rookie season which has never happened IIRC if it wasn't for a mechanical failure. Then he gets to F1 (seemingly deservedly) and gets cucked so hard by Alonso that he forgets how to drive. What happened?
