You now remember Eve.
You now remember Eve
Gabriel Thompson
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Leo Nguyen
slag
Kayden Richardson
>implying I ever forgot
I have the erotic copypastas somewhere on my old laptop
Dominic Cook
that's some pretty slag bro
Ethan Wright
>Implying I forgot
How dare you, sir!
Nathaniel Cruz
>HARD
John Kelly
i never forget a cute curlgirl
Juan Rodriguez
>tfw Eve and Anna no longer play together
Jace Sanders
OFFICIAL EVE RANKINGS
>chubby Eve
>skinny Eve
>ripped Eve
>POWER GAP
>glamour Eve
Benjamin Perry
Post them now
Nathan Richardson
It's in storage and I cba, might be in the Yea Forums archive lemme check
James Reed
explain
Kevin Rodriguez
Robert Cruz
>you will never get Eve pregnant even though she doesn't really want a baby
>You will never foil a series of wacky attempts to give herself an abortion such as her leaving curling equipment at the top of the stairs, her painting a curling target on her stomach and saying to JJ that someone said she can't hit a curling target, and pretending to Anna that she is getting horny and wants Anna to open her huge mouth and suck very hard on her pussy in the hopes the baby willbe sucked out
>Eve will never be in the hospital pushing out your baby
>The doctor will never say 'I see a head'
>You will never walk round to the vaginal canal and punch the head of the baby until it is caved in
>You will never walk back to Eves face to the tune of stunned doctors before smiling, and saying ''This abortion had to be special''
>You will never point at the calender to show it is April 22nd, Eves birthday, before pointing at Eves abortion counter to show this was her 100th abortion
>Eve will never laugh aloud and carry you out of the hospital in her strong arms, pieces of baby brain falling from her tight cunt with every nimble bound
Hudson Martin
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>She decided to take a break from curling following the 2017-2018 season.[4]
The one with Andy Murray?
Chase Lee
Andy Murray erorica was NOT canon, only Eve/Anna s&m truly reflected her lovelife.
Lincoln Peterson
Ayden Powell
I wonder if Ladbro or the Italian curler still post on Yea Forums?
Dylan King
Aiden Martin
>tfw Anna quit and Vicki got married
Levi Butler
Who is Eve fucking though?
Michael Johnson
Anna, but she makes regular visits to the sperm bank to help her have performance enhancing abortions
Cameron Murphy
Jackie
Jaxson Hill
Eli Sanchez
*Teleports Behind You*
Nothing Personal, Kid
Luke Sanders
Justin Wright
BADGE
Asher Carter
>tfw Yea Forums no longer loves Eve
Ian Evans
Christopher Phillips
REALLY HAAAAARD
Colton Rivera
>you will never have a long term relationship with anna
>you will never sign off birthday cards from the two of you
>you will never go house hunting together
>you will never invite both your bros and the rest of the curling team to the housewarming party
>anna will never cook you dinner
>you will never spend christmas at anna's parents' house
>anna will never persuade you to get a puppy because she thinks theyre so cute even though you never really wanted one
>you will never spend a sunday afternoon spooning with anna watching dvds
i think today's the day i finally overdose lads
Colton Clark
>forgetting comfy Eve
Gabriel Murphy
do you guys even get good enough stuff to OD or will you have to slam a kilogram
Jaxson Young
'Member Danish Curlingfu?
Noah Wilson
>that scottish power salute
Kayden Green
Ayden Morris
>Back when they used to share a room together, Eve goes to move past Anna
>Anna backs up and pins Eve against the wall with her butt
>Since it's so big, Anna doesn't even notice
>Eve fidgets a bit but decides to just wait until Anna moves because she doesn't want Anna to feel embarrassed
>Anna farts
Isaac Walker
Hunter Lee
You posted the wrong pic, lad
Anthony Morris
The only team that ever made me stray from Eve was Russia
Jack Flores
Gavin Taylor
> Eve and Anna sharing a hotel room
> Eve gets home late from practice
> Bathroom door is open
> Anna pinching a right stanky loaf and idly scratching her minge
> Eve's face when
Aiden Long
>Eve is prim and proper, sat at home in a chair with good back support to help with her posture, watching recordings of her upcoming opponents' previous matches.
>She texts Anna, "Dear Anna, today was an excellent training session, I'm so glad to have you as a team-mate. :) - from Eve"
>Anna is sprawled out on her tatty sofa, on hand down her pajama bottoms idly scratching her minge whilst watching late night Jeremy Kyle repeats and eating wotsits.
>She replies, "aye lol x" before raising one leg to fart.
Gabriel Cruz
Jason Lopez
meet me on /s/ for deepfakes
Elijah Ross
Chase Powell
I never forgot her
Easton Wood
never in my life have i seen an american make a decent thread
John Bailey
Jeremiah Adams
Still waiting
Jaxon Wilson
Loved me a bit of sweeping.
Justin Sanchez
John Cook
How bout now?
Christopher Gonzalez
Alexander Cook
Josiah Garcia
MORE LIEK EVE MOREHEAD LMAO
CHEEKY LASS CANNAE STOP THINKING ABOUT SHAGGING ER ARSE
Colton Long
WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS THREAD NOT BEING BUMPED
Cameron Bailey
Ryan Wood
I never forgot her, lads. Never.
Will /curl/ reunite for the Women's World Champs which begins next week?
Bentley Johnson
bump before bed
Alexander Edwards
>British women are ug-
Don’t insult our women you cunts
Grayson Cruz
For me it was the OAR mixed doubles qt
Jeremiah Butler
Bentley Bell
such a babe
Ryan Walker
hard
David Bailey
You now remember McKayla Maroney
Landon Watson
Dylan Peterson
>this is a 10/10 in Bongland
Gavin Jenkins
I wasn't on Yea Forums during those time. Cliffs?
Jason Morales
you're a 10/10 in Bongland
Jose Williams
haha imagine
Nathaniel Perez
>you now remember this goofy ass grill
Jonathan Richardson
Name?
Luis Green
Me on the right
Logan Thompson
Who?
Jacob Diaz
See
Ryder Cox
Eve and Anna's earlier rivalry definitely added to the erotic tension. Do you think Anna has taken a year out to raise a challenge once more against Eve? Its oddly Shakespearean.
Landon Murphy
Is Eve autistic?
Eli Bailey
Unquestionably
Nathan Gomez
>Super cute while curling
>Gets gussied up for a professional picture, is significantly uglier
What gives?