/hoc/

Saturdays is for hockey!

Tonights games:
Sabres @ Avs (early game)
Blues @ Sharks (early game)
7pm Eastern:
Sens @ Bruins
Pens @ Jackets
Leafs @ Oilers
Flyers @ Islanders
Devils @ Rangers
Wings @ Bolts
8pm Eastern:
Kings @ Yotes
Hawks @ Stars
Canes @ Preds
10pm Eastern:
Knights @ Canucks

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This is gonna be a hard "shall" from me, legofriend.

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Shall

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Hockey.

This is it

Based dane bro

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shall

>91358030
rude and winniggerpilled
I suppose you've got to take your victories where you can when you have zero cups.

>91358064
Go back to r*ddit if banter makes you upset, faggot.

But Sam said that they'll win the next 4???

>8-1

really early in the thread to be this butthurt.

Do the based soon to be cup winning leafs play today?

>91358082
>why didn't he (you) me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>1 (one) game

Dont let the 8-1 canes distract you from the fact that the habs lost 8-2 to the fucking ducks

Faggot thread. Obviously a fucking yuropeeing was responsible

Relocane posters are the only ones on /hoc/ who can't handle some shitposting on a Peruvian chalboard forum lol. Even >rags posters don't whine every time some posts
>rags

Calm down BITCH

>one 8-1 game
>8-1
>8
>to
>1
Will aho demand a trade after they miss the playoffs for the 19th time in a row?

go knights

Business idea: pipe bomb at centre ice

When was the last time you actually saw a irags fan on here? Just curious

>8-1
This could be the final blow for this shit franchise.

Let’s do this

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shall be shitposting here along with the other /hoc/s to make the janny seethe

caniacs more like diabetiacs kek

about to curbstomp a swede

Business idea: all fucking Finns must fucking hang

just woke up, lads

for me, it’s putting /hoc/ in a gamethread subject field to annoy hocgeneral autists

Name >your team, lad.
I'm sure that no one has ever been bootyblasted about them in the history of /hoc/.

Business idea: pipe bong at centre ice

he’s a knights fan
we all are

>laboured breathing
>mouse slipping out of hand
>sweat beading up
>pause to lick filling off shirt
>berate mom for slow Internet since dad's working overtime to buy a second monitor
>no longer will you have to choose between deleting all the extra /hoc/s and harassing underage boys on discord

Other thread is gay I’m bringing my Italian cheeses and meats into this one

30 minutes
I hope someone good is playing

bongiorno

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>not shitposting in all /hoc/s to piss off moderators

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Bada bing bing

sounds like something an autist would do

Have been listening to YouTube recommends starting with a juicy jungle track I have the link to saved for a couple hours lads
youtu.be/59BIX16RSkU

hello janny

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Holy fuck that can't be real

DUDE

>that shot of him playing vidya and using his phone
>the 600lb man has a social media following

gonna find his instagram and call him a fatass

Based

would love to see a list of how much he consumes on a daily basis

Screencap please

Reminder that weed is healthier than alcohol, and it's not even close

Based

desu would much rather be a total boozebag or a druggie instead of being 600lbs cuz at least you can still scratch your balls and fap

>Not doing both at once
You're missing out

Finna boutta jagoff

I always get sick

northern hicks BTFO

me too, i always get the spins

Don't overdo it on the alcohol then
A couple beers, a couple shots and a bowl is all you really need.

who /straightedge/ here

Based

Me, lad.

For me it's getting high in the afternoon then starting to drink around 5

got way too stoned and drunk during last years playoffs, lads

I'm sure you two fags will be very happy together

rude and uncalled for, the both of you. you should be ashamed of yourselfs

BTFO

Me, but it's mostly because I'm poor as fuck

Fuck off Phil no one likes you

are the rumors true?

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for me it's only drinking alcohol on very rare occasions

the gay ones?

Like your boyfriend banging you?

H-How do you know t-that?

ya

Your sister told me

Being a homo is a requirement to play for the ducks

Can they do it lads?

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>muh shane wright
guess there's going to be a 15 year old generational player every year now

Yeah they can relocate to seattle

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>muh draisatl morphing into a goal scorer
no shit he plays with mcmeme instead of centering his own line like he's supposed to

How many men have you had sex with

Does he score goals or not

Hurricanes to Memphis, Coyotes to Knoxville, Panthers to Chattanooga

For his salery he better be

Important news: MY team is playing tonight

Homosexuality sure is heck isn't /straightedge/.

Who is it lad I will cheer for them

sabres < avs
blose > sharks
sens < ruins
devils < >rags
pens > jackets
flyers < isles
wings < bolts
laffs < oilels
relocanes < preds
kings < yotes
hawks < stars
knights > nucks

who drinkin pilsner tonight.

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if Minnesota plays Calgary in the playoffs someone is probably gonna die

get with the times boomer
generational means really good
"like sidney crosby" means what generational used to

Basedburgh Basedguins

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Anything to make Ted cry is OKAY in my books

t. faggot

Sunbelt

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I'm the Leafs dane, and I do not support the other danes message
Based Amerifriend!

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well he tore up his midget league so just like mcmeme he's allowed to enter the ohl draft early. we were hearing about "muh mcmeme" when he was 15, wouldn't surprise if me "muh shane wright" becomes a thing in 3 years

>there are two Danes now
This shit just got a lot more /comfy/.

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what are the odds mcdavid demands a trade this summer?

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based bishop btfo landeskog? kek

Oh, that wasn't you. I'm glad you hear (read) that :)

We'll wait until next December to see if the Oilers do anything helpful over the summer and to see if get off to another shitty start next season.

>We'll
meant "he'll"

i'm not in the mood for your shit today /hoc/, i'll heem anyone who makes fun of my team

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*hits bong*

they have been talking about lafreniere for a while now too. there is a lot more media coverage of junior hockey nowadays compared to like a decade ago. there are going to be more "stories" like this every year.

bing bing

>Soilers south

For me, it's getting ready to get blown the fuck out by the new kids again tonight

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why is there confetti?

jokes on you, i have a 1-up!

my avsies :)

oh good you've embraced the tank

not anymore, he's probably a step below that level if we go off his stats though

I've been on team tank for a while, I just want >us to lose like 3-2 or something not another 3-0 snoozer

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thanks for the (You)s morons, i'd never be a bing bing fan hahahahahaha stupid idiots

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Just took a bath, fapped and had 3 beers at the same time. Ready for fucking hokkei AYOOOOO

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i only care about petey points desu, but at this point he's going to win the calder regardless

Based Zadorov

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i only have two beers left desu. gonna save them for when >my team plays

>91359688
Gonna have to call the (You) police on you kiddo, Cya idiot

you are a bing bing though

BASED, had a cold beer myself when I took a shower an hour or so ago

teagan with the fuckin CHOPS

Eichel really should shave his head.

ALL THE
SMALL THINGS

>what kinda cut u want
>just fuck my shit up

eichel's hair is awful, really shows his heritage

also, i forgot how terrible the avs broadcast team is

St. Cloud class A state champs

northerners BTFO
git gud skrubs

youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM

I'VE GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY

Traded Ekholm and Jaskin for DB0$$ Larkin. Thoughts?

Shut the FUCK up

what do you mean not anymore? they do still talk about lafreniere a lot. they have even talked about quinton byfield possibly being 2nd overall after lafreniere next year. there is a ton of junior hockey coverage now. lots of their "predictions" are probably going to be wrong because its hard to predict how a 16/17 year old will react to playing in the nhl, but its still nice to hear about their >intangibles that dont show up on a statline.

Legit rather listen to the geriatric Rich Jeanneret than the Avs crew.

>allen in
>tarasenko out
We're done for lads

being a homer is one thing but i think thats their thing is to be salty and a totally delusional homer. They seemed irate when Zadina ripped his 1st goal the other night, give the fuckin kid some credit.

IF YOURE LISTENING
WOOOOOAAAAAAH

FUCK you faggots

Dude weed

BASED and DB0$$-pilled

youtube.com/watch?v=W2tA5dYsMQU

seething
fuck you Assholanche faggot

SING IT BACK
WHOOOOOAAAOOAOAOOOOOOO

Moeser is shit, everyone knows it. Doesn't even try to hide bias.
McNabb just goes along with whatever he says, I don't blame him.
I hope they promote the radio guy, McGahey is actually pretty based.

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R A R E
A
R
E

Eat a FUCKING dick bitch

>Mario super mushroom sound when penalty kill is over

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not bad. its Captain D-B0$$ actually

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I can say the same about Mickey Redmond but hes really just the jolly old dude who drinks his "Ginger ales", talks a little bit of shit, but loves his red wings through and through. He does make your head spin sometimes though

first avs game?

What was his world record for

maybe hes that u will be guy

Obsessed and seething

>7 /hoc/ threads

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Biggest mouth.
The switch was actually shopped in because le epic.

Is this your first time in /hoc/?
Welcome, and enjoy your stay. Unless you are a sunbelter, in that case fuck off.

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kek, i've seen his picture a hundred times but didn't know that

biggest cuck

What did he exactly mean by this?

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Craig Smith - Spooner - Connor Brown
Svech - Sam Bennett - Debrincat
Vesalainen - Larkin - Dzingel
Burmistrov - Roslovic - Scherbak
Martinez - Brodin
Giordano - Mcilrath
McNabb - Pokka
Merzlikins
Brossoit
On top of my picks I have an extra two 4ths, a 5th, a 6th, four 7ths. When I get Caggiulla on offer sheet I'm gonna flip him for Hintz I think. Second season of a 32nd team draft in 18

So he may actually never have played video games but still he gets the honor of being the posterboy of soibois

nah /hoc/ just needs to be periodically reminded that Cuckorado fans are huge faggots

STUMBLE 'TIL YOU CRAWL A-WHOAAAOAOAOAOAAOOOO

world record for largest mouth gape

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based

that's fucked, imagine how messed up his skull looks

He's a zoomer trapped in a boomer's body.

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>Mad
>At the avalanche

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it's not his skull opening its his jaw ya dingus

i think the only people who could possibly be mad at the avs are avs fans
>w-we're gonna be good this year!

Such is the cruelty of life

>pic
>100% white

Call me racist but it looks so comfy

i'm drunk again, 3rd day straight looks like the finnish national disease has hit me lads

Yet /hoc/ has yet to recover from the shitstorm of last December
I didn't realize there were /hoc/ posters with such fragile egos on here.

why is Jesse Puljujarvi wearing a Red Wings jersey

Whats your poison for the evening?
For me, is Jaloviina Tammi and some dark chocolate.

Get fucked bitch boy

subscribe

i'm not from commierado though

just got my refills lads, gonna get high as fuck for hokkei

>Yet /hoc/ has yet to recover
you think simple banter = fragile ego?
lol

koff beer and some ruisleipä

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>People are still falling for Avs falseflaggers
I thought you were supposed to be smarter than this

this desu, everyone knows they don't have fans

i thought this stupid bitch lauren quit

marvelous

There's nothing racist about it.

She said she's staying until the end of March

>finishes off a box of KD to himself

fuck Dubnyk
why the fuck is he always the one picked for the All-Star Game

Sounds comfy. Have a great one!

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why is hoc so mad at the
>canes
>wild
>bracket
>laffs
>jets
>oilers
>knights
>swedes
>finns
>cheese
>autists
>janny
>weed
>alcohol
>fatties
>jerking off
>northerners
>straight edge
>ducks
>yotes
>homos
>seattle
>flames
>pens
>projectors
>confetti
>avs
>nucks
>blink182
>kikel
>mario and nintendo
>multiple hoc threads
>lauren
?????????????????????

who’s mad at the based knights?

he's unironically like one of the best goalies in the central lol, everyone else is just so fucking bad.

He's the reason central lost this year

>northerners
because a central MN team beat a northern MN team in the Tourney

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>Knights
>Based
Not until they stop the Disney on ice bullshit
Worse than the fucking storm surge

rural kids just get btfo year after year
almost kinda sad lol

yeah but he lets in soft goals all the time and sometimes has complete meltdowns like last night, like he fucking forgot how to play
he's overrated

what the fuck is a box of KD? knights dick?

nobody rates him tho

>he watches the pregame show

who are the "good guys" in AA final tonight Eden Prairie or Edina

>blink 182
The only time I've ever seen them mentioned was in this post

my girlfriend actually holds the record for largest mouth gape

Imagine watching high school hockey

you dont kneel for the anthems?

imagine only watching NHL

Kraft Dinner

>he lets in soft goals all the time and sometimes has complete meltdowns
you just described like all the central tendies

lurkmore newfriend

there's nothing else good on.

hope Fenton trades him in the offseason

The Knight's stadium antics are easily the worst in the NHL
Probably because they knew Vegas wouldn't care about a hockey team and so they had to stuff as many gimmicks as possible to draw a crowd

FUCK OFF

Imagine watching hockey

I only kneel for my bf (black)

how is it even possible to be this sunbelt?

Imagine thinking the only hockey us NHL and Pedosoda high school

Idiot sunbelter

Let's go Sharkies!!!!!!!!!!!

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they are the team that made it normal for all these 20+ minute pregame shows every playoff game now.

imagine watching IIHF WJC but then talking shit about the MN Tourney

like i said last night, idk who would take him, columbus maybe, who else needs a tendie?

curling is on

>wtf you care about different countries but don't care about different counties or school districts or whatever the fuck in a single fucking state how dare you
Minnesota, everyone.

would be cool seeing some games between the two.

Imagine thinking the WJC is the same thing as high school hockey

imagine having less attendance in the NHL than a high school hockey game

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Whenever something happens that I like that isn't popular anymore I call it old time hockey. I learned it from a 50 year old boomer I'd play pond hockey and hack darts and drink straight outta the bottle with

and he molested you too?

>An international best on best amateur tournament is the same as a bunch of high schoolers
We all know the REAL reason you care, Minnesota

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Was literally about to ask this.

>reee how dare you point out my hypocrisy

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It's not hypocrisy, they're two different fucking things.

>watching tournaments with possible future NHLers is cool
>unless they are from Minnesota

who's playin?

high school teams

single A champ just ended, AA is at 7. Edina vs Eden Prairie

The WJC is mostly kids who literally will go on to play professionally

>Pedosoda continuing to justify their pedophilia
We all know you guys LOVE underage hockey, but don't drag us down with you.

most of the wjc kids are 18+ not 15-17

N

this upset that some people aren't as casual as you
wew, simmer down la.

this desu, nobody under 20 plays real hockey.

XD

SHALL be listening to BASED GOD bob mcelligott doing the play by play for Columbus because he, if nothing else, will throughly echo my frustrations if the poo jackets put up another stinker.

This doesn't look real. It must be less than 500 people in there.

>Minnesota is so cucked they need to watch "future NHLers" to feel accomplished
Literally worse than Cucknada

watch a Florida Panthers home game sometime
I assure you it is real

you think watching local hockey = feeling accomplished? why?

>Unless you are a sunbelter
When was the last time you had snow on Åland?

And this team exists why?

I don't watch high school sports because I'm not a pedo and amateur sports aren't fun to watch.
Why do you feel the need to shill your gay tournament anyway?

HAHA GIVE YOUR ETERNAL STRENGTH TO THE >shorks!

PULL TOGETHER TO DESTROY METHSSOURI

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>drinking whiskey and getting high and playing hockey with your boss/neighbour automatically means he molested you

Maybe cause you fags are always going on about muh hockey culture

yikes

Last? Dont know. In a couple of years probably if you are to believe the climate change fags.
Latest? Literally right now.

t. molested

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Because the owners refuse to move

did you fail his penis examination?

oh no

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According to ESPN their average attendence is 13010, and as I wrote, that picture looks less than 500 people unless the highest seats are packed.

Sam's mom molested me but I enjoyed it

ask Gary Bettman and the NHL Board of Governors

Watching highschool sports is cool because it's filled with the junior/Univeristy stars of tomorrow and in turn, they will become the NHL stars of a week from now. Watching dykes flail around and fan shots on periscope streams from China is fucking stupid because they're basically the girls that clean the ice on TV commercials except they're all rug munchers and overdressed so I can't beat off to them

refpuck tbqhwyl

>amateur sports aren't fun to watch
opinion
nobody is shilling the tourney m8
unfortunate that you couldn't grow up in a hockey town. maybe in the next life bud.

That is the typical gay Canadian date

don't forget that hs/college games have better atmosphere than most pro arenas lol
>LET'S GO TEAM
>GO TEAM GO

I'm telling you, just watch a Panthers game
empty seats everywhere, every game.

remember that any of these pedosota highschool teams would absolutely DAB on a dykepuck allstar team.

you didn't know? also associating anything with high school makes you a pedo

>REEEEEEEEEEE STOP TALKING ABOUT HOCKEY IN THE HOCKEY GENERAL

/hoc/ is actually just /NHL/

>any of these
doesn't have to be minnesota either. literally any u15 team would annihilate all the olympic women's teams lol

Would rather watch college hockey because it filters out the casuals and adds in international kids too.
Watching high school sports is retarded, it's as amateur as it comes with occasional future NHLers every now and then.

/hoc/ is always moody. some of you need change your bloody tampon

>they're all rug munchers and overdressed so I can't beat off to them
never gonna make it, user

Way to make my point for me you fucking moron

>if you are to believe the climate change fags
You shouldn't.
>snow literally right now
doubt.jpg

Btw, hur gammal är du? Om du är 95a så borde vi känna samma personer.

>don't forget that hs/college games have cheaper beer than most pro arenas lol
Fixed

I'd be fine talking about the AHL/KHL/ECHL/junior leagues/NCAA because they actually feature people that want or currently do play hockey, I draw the line at amateur hockey.
Dumb namefag.

i wish i had a tampon. i have sand in my vagina

concessions are pretty expensive at the Xcel Energy Center and I seriously doubt they lower the prices at all for the Tourney

Nah. Nigga here get into world juniors and whatever the finn league championship is.

no beer at hs/ncaa games i think

seething

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ncaa and jr is amateur tho

EAT
A
FUCKING
DICK

best college team vs finn champs who wins?

yeah so enjoy paying 10 bucks for a hot dog

The local NCAA div-1 school is mostly drafted players and players hoping to play professionally.

don't think i've ever bought concessions at a game. would rather be hungry than give dem jews more money

so, amateur, like i said.

timo time again

Iceplex is GOAT arena because they have a fully licensed bar you can watch 2 AAA games from (window views both sides) and TSN between periods

>doubt.jpg
Hard to believe?

>Om du är 95a så borde vi känna samma personer.
Nej. Betydligt äldre än så.

TIMO
TIME

IT'S TIMO TIME

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
TIMO
I
M
E

Honestly, it might be good match up. Let's say finns though because who doesn't want to punch teenagers

jake allen literally didn't even attempt a save

What if you fellas had a gamethread.

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The line between NCAA and random high school is a lot bigger than you're letting on, anooon

make it yourself lazy ass

Timo is a twink and prefers a full butch type

what if there wasn't just one game on.
i think it'd be close but finns because college kids are only 22~ at the oldest.

>please don't talk about hockey in the hockey general

Fire Housley, trade Risto, buyout Scandella, and offer sheet Mitch Marner @ 7yrs/$9.75 million.

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no i know full well how big it is. but they're still amateurs not getting paid.

1 year

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>$9.75 million
HA

yea and the laffs totally dont match that.

They're not >my teams.

>what if there wasn't just one game on.
There are two on.

>being asinine

then shut up

timo time again? already?

Your mom is ready for a game thread, you know what I'm saying? *rimshot*

TIMO
TWICE

TIMO TIME DEJA VU BUCKAROOO

T I M O
I
M
E

SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS
TIMO
I
M
E
AGAIN

I'll let you in on a secret: most high schoolers don't get to play in div-1 NCAA and stop once they graduate.

No.

>Hard to believe?
Yes, seeing that Åland is in the same latitude as Uppsala. And while there's ''snow'' there it's not really snow.
>Nej. Betydligt äldre än så
Ok. Pluggar med en massa 95or och 96or från Åland.

Hey can someone tell me what time it is right now?

yeah and 99% of college/jr kids don't go pro either.

/h/ or /d/ for intermission fap lads?

>he doesn't think Marner is worth that much

He clearly drives the play on his line and is a puck possession machine. Tavares is a Marner-babby this year.

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15:45
halftime for the sallad/lags game

Timo and his honduran rentboi will be celebrating good tonight

It's timo time.

we're saying he's getting more than that you absolute dunce

zoomers are so casual about their hockey

go there and stay there,weeb trash

my fetishes are mostly vanilla so /h/ does the job

Yea Forums

nhentai

>tfw still have more titles than all of Minnesota combined
lol

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yeah that twink will be getting lots more cock for sure

And only 11% of HS kids get to play in the top tier of NCAA, what's your point?

FUCK

Has not been much downfall lately.

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If Marner is getting more than $9.75 million AAV, how can Toronto possibly keep him? Just gonna load up the Top 6 and have no Dmen or depth Fowards?

what was yours?

they'll have to lose someone, maybe kapenen

mn shoulda stopped splitting and put all the good kids from umd, kato, bemidji, st cloud, and the u and put them in one school.

"Get pucks deep, keep to our system, and stay out of the box."

LOVE supporting all forms of hockey because Hockey is for Everyone

NCAA is better hockey than High School

nobody said it wasn't?

Doesn't gamethreads only gain traction during the playoffs useally?

>interviewer asks a question
>player/coach gives generic response
Every time

FAGGOT

woah, we don't condone that kind of language here

NIGGER

based

now THIS language is ok

just pulled all my advertising from this racist site

I only advertise to racists and degenerates.

Ummmmmmmmmmm Hiro?????????

i'm about to do it

If you guys don't stop being racist, I'm going to send Moot a message.

Racist here what are your wares?

who?

HIIIIIIIIIRO!
YOU TOLD ME THIS WEBSITE WAS ADVERTISING FRIENDLY!
HIRO MY STOCKS ARE PLUMMETTING YOU FUCKING GOOK!

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Whatever happened to “sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me” ?

men became soft by giving non-whites/women rights

whatever happened to sucking my cock, get to it

twitter made it into a contest to see who can get insulted the most.

for me, its being rubber and you're glue and whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks back to you

m00t

is molson even good

about to load up another weed cartridge and bop my bologna lads

does hiro know about aito iguchi?

Fuck no

It's Coors tier

>mfw when I went to that game. >mfw getting the clock. >mfw timo time.

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Who's Hiro?

he only knows about publix

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i don't think he's in the league anymore?

faggots and niggers have the emotional capacity of 12 year old girls, it’s impossible for them to not get offended by every minute detail they encounter

Janitor acceptance emails will be sent out over the coming weeks Make sure to check your spam box!

LADS

for me its old style pilsner

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whatcha eating /hoc/ bros?

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Your daddy

very unfortunate that our ancestors and old governments gave ground to this instead of solidifying it in law/constitution

Based

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still thinking Seattle Rainiers would be a sweet jersey

Redpill me on publix

about to cook me some burritos

It’s a sunbelt grocery store

The Seattle Battle Cattle
And their logo will be an angry cow

seattle chris cornells

Quality store but pretty overrated. When the tendie sub is on sale it’s good. I’m getting one tomorrow.

Xheattle Dickgirls

Is Hutton elite?

upvote

First to get dubs ill make a meme of your choice

about to have some egss and bacon

i eat ass

snyder's honey mustard pretzel bits and virgil's cream soda; living that yank life

can we get a Cliff Pu development update

make me a canucks anime edit

That 3 o'clock sip

something hilarious

Pulju breaks record and gets 230 pts in one season

kys

meme a McBust hattrick tonight

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comfy mikko

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re roll

Kys

kys

You're all afraid the Toronto Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup this year because they have a real chance

Stay scared m8

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*ahem*
FUCK NIGGERS

Post your feet

I see we have a fellow patrician across the pond

no way dude, how do you think the south got so bad?

Imagine playing lacrosse instead of hockey.

WINRAR

The bakery within the store is the good part. Everything else within the store is either just bog-standard or like 1% better / more varied than any basic-bitch grocery store.
If you want a good bakery, go there. If you want a good grocery store, go to Wegmans.

t. not from upstate New York or Florida, but have been to both
Hockey.

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roll

not scared at all m8

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>94
the ghost of Smythe shall smite >laffs tonight

heated up some venison patties I made the other night. Drunk me left the buns outside so they got snowed on but they still tasted good

trips arent dubs right?

nice

ha ha okay what the fuck Hiro

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trips aren’t dubs

they are. theyre both

>Sabres getting outshot 9-37
yikes

where is that blinking eye cuck?

Based. Thank you.

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Time to post feet user

Your team is bad

Niggas be cool in my book

>"This team has such a good work ethic and worker's mentality sometimes we forget how talented we are. There needs to be a combination of that." -- Blue Jackets forward Matt Duchene

what the actual fuck does that mean

great taste

FUCK OFF

I just pulled your exif data and emailed your mom

oh no the blues scored while i was distracted by sexy feet

nalle_puh playing fortnite right now

Absolutely Jones fault
Blose are refpuck PP babies

Just got in a nice chest/jaw/neck workout brehs, time to crack a beer and watch which hockey game?

>" we are good i promise just give us another chance, im saying this to show i am not a cancer in this team"

can't beat american snacks desu

It appears he's trying to say "work smarter, not harder" but he's a fucking moron

>deleting feet
Grim

We have mastered the snack and the hydrogen bomb

BBW

Had a bad day boys. Accidently left my stovetop on and i guess my leftovers started smoking and my entire building had to be evacuated. The firefighter broke my door down and probably saw my fleshlight I left out. Fucking shit day but at least I didn't trade Jeff Skinner for Clif Pu.

ive got the same ugly ass feet as you do. maybe we're related. distant cousins or something

gg sabres, if there's any buffalo fans here
hutton looked elite, just a shame his teammates didn't do anything to help

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a+

I hate when that happens

Landeswho?

gg fellow avs fan, and to all the buffs in the thread

BROOOOONS

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>supporting a team that will miss the playoffs

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Buffalo fans have left again. It was a solid 5 months

Shorks or Blues? Who are the good guys?

buy some new socks

Got an absolute cracker for next thread

>mad at the dabres
>u wil b

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Choke city

blose

ever been with one?

Housley is dead on the vine, gotta get a real coach in here not some Mickey Mouse show just because the owner get's a hard on for former players.

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Honestly some fat girls are attractive but I know how fat people smell so I would never approach one up close

tfw

hungry hoes give good head

I've got a post so good I'm going to save it for the next thread that way I can get maximum (You)s

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Fuck Ted

shall ignore it

going to post the n word next thread

watch for my latest innovation in shitposting next thread

REFPUCK
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got a good post in the can thats ready to go for the next thread, stay tuned

Don't you FUCKING do it!!

Give us a preview I'm sure it's a doozy

shan’t use an early or recycled or grease or anime or sunbelt or schedule thread

new

recycled
shan’t

i've got the thread loaded. yes it has a schedule

end of thread reminder that bulju IS generational.

*in the AHL

new

shant

new, on-time

>Thank you user! But >your playoff berth is in another castle!