/biathlon/ aka chicks with guns - winter sports general

IBU World Championship in Östersund:

>07 MAR 16:15 Mixed Relay (W-M) - Winner: Norway
>08 MAR 16:15 Women 7.5km Sprint - Podium: 1.Kuzmina 2.Tandrevold 3.Dahlmeier
>09 MAR 16:30 Men 10km Sprint - 1.JTB 2.Loginov 3.Fillon Maillet
10 MAR 13:45 Women 10km Pursuit
10 MAR 16:30 Men 12.5km Pursuit
12 MAR 15:30 Women 15km Individual
13 MAR 16:10 Men 20km Individual
14 MAR 17:10 Single Mixed Relay (W-M)
16 MAR 13:15 Women 4x6km Relay
16 MAR 16:30 Men 4x7.5km Relay
17 MAR 13:15 Women 12.5km Mass Start
17 MAR 16:00 Men 15km Mass Start


Medal table:

Norge....... ....- 2.....1.....0
Deutschland. - 0.....1.....0
Russia ..........- 0.....1.....0
Italia..............- 0.....0.....1
Frankreich.....- 0.....0.....1

Other winter sport schedules:

>Langrenn
>09/03 Oslo 50k MST M 1000 - Podium: Russians.
10/03 Oslo 30k MST W 1145
12/03 Drammen Sprint M/W 1315
16/03 Falun Sprint M/W 1430
17/03 Falun 10k W 1130
17/03 Falun 15k M 1430
22/03 Québec Sprint M/W 1820
23/03 Québec 10k C MST W 1415
23/03 Québec 15k C MST M 1600
24/03 Québec 10k F Pursuit W 1430
24/03 Québec 15k F Pursuit M 1545

>Alpine Skiing
>08/03 Spindleruv Mlyn GS L 1030/1330 - 1.Vhlova 2. Rebensburg 3. Shiffrin
>09/03 Spindleruv Mlyn S L 1030/1330 - 1. Shiffers 2. Holdener 3. Vhlova
> 09/03 Kranjska Gora GS M 0930/1230 - 1. Kristoffersen 2. Windingstad 3. Odermatt
10/03 Kranjska Gora S M 0930/1230
Starting 13/03 season finale in Soldeu

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First for tank

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Also very good OP

Miri is very kissable

>Russia ..........- 0.....1.....0
first individual WCH medal in.......... 4? years
wtff lol

also by former doper
also the doper who dont say antyhing about what happepned actually and the one who was as string as boe when just come to senior WC, but then lost 4 years and won his first wch medal at age of 27 or how old is he idk

Gossner or what Miri?

>as strong

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Why don't you post everything you got of her already?

Legs legs legs. All the way to heaven.

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The legs abs combo is deadly imho

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I would drop my seed in her, then never talk to her again and force her to raise my child.

>based

Do you have any rare tanks Pekka?

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not him, but i haven't seen this posted too often

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>She will never bite the pillow for you

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I want this man's job

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Too cute

Christina Geiger nude pictures

Thank me later

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Yes
No

Miri's nudes were the GOAT nudes of any winter sports athlete.

>Miri's nudes were the GOAT nudes
Yes! I liked Jessie's nudes but Miri's was the best

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Jessie's nudes aren't real nudes, but I don't want real Jessie nudes because her innocence must be preserved.

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Less winking and more voodoo curses against that fucking doping witch trying to steal her world cup reeeeeee

>Jessie's nudes aren't real nudes
T H I S

True

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ridiculous

How much it would hurt if she'd shoot me with her BB gun?

this, reloading is so much faster if you keep your rifle in position, butt against your shoulder. i don't understand why everyone don't do this.

ok just finished watching the 50k.

wtf is wrong with chervotkin? is he retarded or does he have beef with bolshunov?

the commentators mentioned that there was disagreement if valbe had given bolshunov chervotkin's place in the seefeld 50k at the last second or if chervotkin was sick. is that why he was mad at bolshunov and wanted to take world cup points from him.

is bolshunov and national team and chervotkin on a private team? or other way around?

it would be very interesting if the wc points fight is down to a couple points at the end.

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also very exciting race, bolshunov a worthy winner. have to look at the race schedule but put him as the favorite against klaebo for the overall. fun that /ourguy/ burman did so well, just needs to work on his finishing 2k pace a little more.

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This, apparently he spent time practicing this before the season started. You always see people getting into position slow and reloading slower. Never understood why they don't drill this like crazy, so often you see people losing by less than a second, imagine how much time they could save by doing these things fast. Just look at Vittozzi, who often has a 10-20 seconds lead on her opponents after the shooting.

Those reloads are only used in relays, in individual you ski penalty loops

Wow, thanks for the info

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Superior shootings french coach..

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Yeah, because that makes your post almost complitely irrelevant

true

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>Jessie
>innocent

user, I...

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>agree with your post and then say faster drills at the range is a good thing
>"hurr durr that's completely irrelevant xDDD"
How about you go fuck yourself instead, lol

With a proper world cup schedule Bolshunov would've won the world cup this season easily. By far the best all-rounder. Seems like it's 90% sprints and (short) mass starts nowadays.

it's hard to know if someone is sarcastic or serious

>/ourguy/ burman did so well, just needs to work on his finishing 2k pace
Just guy going by his vlog here but it seems he does very little pure speed training? Need to work those fast twitch fibers too.

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what are the odds that jessie shaves her pussy?

i'd say at least 85%.

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She's 100% natural lad, too innocent...

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>yfw doro is really pure and jessie was the thot all along

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stop talking nonsense

yea you're right there's been too many short races this year it seems. with the exception of tds which was very impressive, klaebo hasn't really done anything distance-wise

>
yep, the commentators mentioned he's a natural talent when it comes to endurance. but with today's racing format he needs to improve his sprint regardless. kind of like holund.

his vlog is so comfy though. looking forward to comfy spring/summer training videos. has motivated me to tune up my mtn bike and rollerskis and do less running

You're half right.

The true redpill is that neither can be satisfied by less than an 8x6-inch deep dicking at least twice a day.

In your heart, you know I'm right.

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Imagine.

Hanna CUTEberg

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based.

Catholic girls are prudes, so this is likely 100% accurate

>Do you want to share this waffle with me, user?

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>(((they))) want to, and are succeeding at destroying this. 56% face for your grandchildren to be bullied by

Yes please

my mom watches this shit """sport""" all the time
fucking guberniev rapes my ears almost every fucking day during winters
go kys fucking cripples that can't either shoot or ski so they have to do this meme shit to feel better about themselves

Inb4 easy Hamster win after shooting spaghetti by literally everyone else

Kamil redemption arc coming today, just like in Lahti earlier this year. Johansson and Ryoyu better watch out!

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what sport?

one where an gun is an athelete

yes very sad indeed, my bong friend

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You posts are related to the general and you don't waifu post. So why are you such a tremendous faggot and use a tripcode?

Can Ingrid do it lads?

Hircherwinslol

Holy based what a day, filled to the brim with events

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You know who will win today

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>/biathlon/ in OP: check
>chicks with guns in OP: check
>cute girl in OP pic: check
>schedule for upcoming events: check
>updated medal table: check
>completed events in gt with winners: check

Thank you very much. This is a 10/10 OP.

She’s really fast for her age

Why are there no scandi women in playboy? Can't think of one.

They go to Vi Menn instead.

name one waifufag who uses a trip

No culture or tradition for it. Porn with Norwegian women hardly exists

haha based sperg

Do they really? I thought it was because the sales numbers are too low to pay them much money and they are professional athletes living of sponsors' money so they don't want to rist their contracts for a moderately low paid photoshoot.

The Austrians can’t handle this snow

>rǿde strǿmper
based

I'm thinking the main reason for girls not going to playboy is that nobody read playboy here and also because most don't need the money. But there are like 1 girl per week in Vi Menn, and it's not like Playboy. And it's not pornographic, just nude posing or underwear posing for the camera. And it's 2 pages, not the entire full magazine, which focus on lots of stuff, like war stories, or fishing, or other "boyish interests"

But yeah some girls do that. It's the closest thing we have to playboy.

Oh and I'm not talking about the athletes btw. They are waaay too rich to care about playboy or any magazine wanting them to pose for the camera.

Will Frida ski today?

No :(

>Dig ruber

>Oh and I'm not talking about the athletes btw
but this is exactly what I want. I don't want to see any c tier soap opera """actresses""" who have to make workshops to pay their bills.

His smile
His eyes
His voice
His laugh
His warmth
His existence
Him.

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Well tough luck then. Therese modelled once tho, but not like you wanted.

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Just a nostalgic thing for me, used to do it back in 2011 and it just stuck. I can do without it if you want to.

Lundby won the trial easily. Is there anyone who can stop her? Karpiel sadly with a bad jump, let's hope she can jump onto the second round.

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Langrenn Women's 30k classic starting 11.45:

1.Ingvild Flugstad Östberg
2.Therese Johaug
3.Natalia Nepryaeva
4.Krista Pärmäkoski
5.Ebba Andersson
6.Yulia Belorukova
7.Charlotte Kalla
8.Astrid Jacobsen
9.Ragnhild Haga
10.Masako Ishida
11.Rosie Brennan
12.Lidia Durkina
13.Laura Mononen
14.Kerttu Niskanen
15.Katharina Hennig
16.Elisa Brocard
17.Anna Comarella
18.Anne Kyllönen
19.Johanna Matintalo
20.Silje Öyre Slind
21.Anna Zherebyateva
22.Marte Johansen
23.Antonia Fräbel
24.Caterina Ganz
25.Rosie Frankowski
26.Lisa Vinsa
27.Anna Svendsen
28.Moa Molander
29.Elena Soboleva
30.Julia Belger
31.Jessica Yeaton
32.Evelina Settlin
33.Emilie Fleten
34.Julie Myhre
35.Hedda Östberg Amundsen
36.Emma Ribom
37.Katerina Razymova
38.Tiril Liverud Knudsen
39.Kaitlynn Miller
40.Susanna Saapunki
41.Marte Skaanes
42.Martine Lorgen Övrebust
43.Magni Smedaas
44.Karoline Simpson-Larsen
45.Xin Li
46.Chunxue Chi
47.Melina Meyer Magulas

>tfw no Heidi

Yes, pretty good jump from Kykkänen! Flying easily into the second round. Shame Karpiel couldn't quite show a decent jump here...

Based.

It's so weird to see how much the takeoff speeds differ in women's ski jumping. Taking off from the same gate, Karpiel had a speed of 87,6m/s while Zdenka Pesatova had a speed of 91,4m/s. In men's jumping, the difference is usually at most 1-1,3m/s. Just goes to show how stiff the competition in men's jumping is compared to women's – we'll see if it stays the same in 20 years' time.

>qtest italian

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>tfw no Südtirol gf

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Great jumps by Hölzl and Straub, looking more and more like proper jumping.

waifu posting is what keeps this thread alive

have you thanked a waifuposter today?

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>snap

yep, that's going to be a BASED from me

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any norwayanons know if myhrvold has the green signal for the drammen sprint?

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Damn, Pinkelnig with quite a basic technical problem and a bad jump... Was expecting a lot more from her.

Why cannot you instead post about the sport and its events? I get that you like the cute girls, but that should not be the main part about these threads. You can post about cute girls on some other boards.

Then again, we have our own ski jumping threads where we only post about the sport, so I guess it's okay if this thread has more posting about girls instead.

i'm mostly memeing. but yes, i do also post/discuss/watch the sport (skiing and biathlon). waifuposting is a good way to keep these threads bumped during downtime

Classic Holmenkollen, no chance for Lundby and Althaus to compete with that wind in the lower part of the hill. Oh well.

>she_wants_the_weng.jpg

apparently ebba is back in good shape. i hope she skis her own race and doesn't blow up trying to hang with johaug

lads

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Nice

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Oh well.

Hope Charlotte can do well (for once), but I'm not holding my breath

johaugwinslol

one of the best and universally true advices once a wise user gave, was that to know whether a girl is marriage material or not, you have to look at her mother to know if your girl will be still as pretty in 25 year.

And I have to say Mommy Lundby is absolute milf-tier.

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Let's go Spermaposki!

>"Okay, this was the start and the first minute of the 30k women's race. We will back in about an hour for the finish. Now back to thiccslide."
>t. german television

fuck you, doubleKEKs!

Time to go fast

Wtf!

Good lighting to spot bums

shan't be watching johaugwinslol

Imagine a weekend of wild sex with Johaug.

>tfw she just keeps wanting more but your cardio is too shit

This went as expected

AND FINLAND

>Johaug's bum

hngghh

Permakoski is bust. She got shit skiis.

Krista you fat pig!

>norwegian skis

stop bullying krista, she is past her prime and should retire soon

Why aren't you spending millions upon millions on creating the best smǿretechnology?

About 8 minutes in, we see Invild Ǿstberg's ass, very sexy (on NRK), webm norgeboy should make a webm of it.

Such great butts

Hey guys is my wife Frida not skiing today?

Today I expect a lot of great webms from the webmboys.

Based

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#ComeToBiathlon

Kalla the madwoman

>Ebba helping Oesberg catch Kalla

>tfw watching with mom but these asses are giving me a massive boner

This is the least diverse sport, seriously problematic.

Kalla's butt is divine

This.

All this talk about sexy butt's, but they're not broadcasting it here right now ;_;

Is Holmenkollen the most scenic arena?

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Heja Ebba

100% Clean

>Ebba Andersson kan inte staka
lol nrk pathetic as always

Meh, prime Kowalczyck and Kuitunen would easily beat these Östbergs and Anderssons.

Nrk said that? Surely you must have misinterpreted something.

>zenhausern

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What the fuck was that run by the ogre

Women's Pursuit Startlist:

>1 KUZMINA Anastasiya SVK 0:00
>2 TANDREVOLD Ingrid Landmark NOR 0:10
>3 DAHLMEIER Laura GER 0:13
>4 ÖBERG Hanna SWE 0:13
5 BRORSSON Mona SWE 0:22
>6 HERRMANN Denise GER 0:24
>7 DAVIDOVA Marketa CZE 0:27
8 YURLOVA-PERCHT Ekaterina RUS 0:31
>9 ECKHOFF Tiril NOR 0:33
>10 yr WIERER Dorothea ITA 0:33
11 EGAN Clare USA 0:33
>12 MAKARAINEN Kaisa FIN 0:34
13 ALIMBEKAVA Dzinara BLR 0:45
14 MAEDA Sari JPN 0:49
15 REID Joanne USA 0:50
16 PREUSS Franziska GER 0:52
17 BENDIKA Baiba LAT 0:56
>18 CRAWFORD Rosanna CAN 0:56
>19 GASPARIN Elisa SUI 0:58
20 TALIHAERM Johanna EST 1:00
>21 VITTOZZI Lisa ITA 1:01
22 KRUCHINKINA Irina BLR 1:03
23 AYMONIER Celia FRA 1:05
24 PAVLOVA Evgeniya RUS 1:08
>25 ROEISELAND Marte Olsbu NOR 1:11
26 KRYUKO Iryna BLR 1:12
27 KOCERGINA Natalja LTU 1:17
28 MERKUSHYNA Anastasiya UKR 1:17
29 SEMERENKO Valj UKR 1:20
>30 GASPARIN Selina SUI 1:23
31 MIRONOVA Svetlana RUS 1:26
32 CHEVALIER Anais FRA 1:32
>33 FIALKOVA Ivona SVK 1:36
34 HOJNISZ Monika POL 1:37
35 SANFILIPPO Federica ITA 1:37
36 KRUCHINKINA Elena BLR 1:39
37 ZHANG Yan CHN 1:39
>38 VITKOVA Veronika CZE 1:42
39 TACHIZAKI Fuyuko JPN 1:55
40 HILDEBRAND Franziska GER 1:55
41 TANG Jialin CHN 1:57
42 PERSSON Linn SWE 2:00
43 MAGNUSSON Anna SWE 2:03
44 STARYKH Irina RUS 2:07
>45 LEHTONEN Venlacat FIN 2:07
46 ZUK Kamila POL 2:09
47 BEAUDRY Sarah CAN 2:10
>48 FIALKOVA Paulina SVK 2:10
49 INNERHOFER Katharina AUT 2:11
50 TOMINGAS Tuuli EST 2:11
51 LUNDER Emma CAN 2:11
52 GONTIER Nicole ITA 2:12
>53 HAECKI Lena SUI 2:13
54 DZHIMA Yuliia UKR 2:21
55 SCHWAIGER Julia AUT 2:23
56 GWIZDON Magdalena POL 2:23
57 DUNKLEE Susan USA 2:31
58 BANKES Megan CAN 2:32
>59 PUSKARCIKOVA Eva CZE 2:32
>60 BRAISAZ JUSTine FRA 2:35

GULDEXTRA

What do you think lads, can Ingrid win this?

plssssss KAISA!!!

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Anyone please beat the hag or she'll steal the world cup from Lisa

Mona will win!!

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Lisa is young as has all the seasons ahead of her. Let Doro win so she can retire in peace.
(If by hag you mean Kuzmina, fine)

>go skiing in the morning
>literally perfect weather
>get back in time for biathlon
/comfy/

Of course I meant Kuzmina. I'm fine with Doro winning too.

Kuzmina retiring at er the WC.

GO INGRID!!!

*after

How do I get a Doro gf, lads?

>tfw no davidova gf

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Sauce?

>T H I C C
>B U T T
>B R O R S S O N

Eurosport commentator Sigi Heinrich just said it.

IBU blackmailing?

Who /kaisa/ ?

Here!

Kaisa NOOO
Tiril YESSS

>kaisa
>lisa

Lisa what the FUCK are you doing

Vitofags BTFO

What is this shooting?
Feels like Oberhof all over again.

>Tiril 5/5
>Ingrid 5/5
WTF

I hate Dahlmeier so much

Thank you for support! Very kind

So, where are all the webms? I'm disappointed. Should be 100 webms made after this.

Just wait. We always get a new episode of Norwegian shooting.

Ingrid NO :(((

>wierer

>Doro

Tiril on fire

>doro
>kaisa

Doro -4

>Tiril 10/10
>Doro 5/10
Explain this

Südtirol a shit

based Herr Mann

>vito
jesus fuck

Nice weather

>Lisa
>Doro

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>Shittozzi

What the fuck is going on with the Italian grills? Haven't practiced during snowstorms before or pressure becuse of WC?

NICE

>tfw knock kneed but want to get into skiing

is there any hope for me? can i get boots or bindings so i can turn easier?

wait no :(

>Swedes literally turning on wind and snow machines across the range as the Italians start shooting
Disgraceful

>95% shooting in world cup
>60% shooting in world championship

>herrmann
>brorsson
Are these the most manly names possible?

choked

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Heja Heja

Thorsson and Odinsson

Evens I go to the shop and get beer + crisps for the men's race
Odds I keep eating healthy and stick with water

>tiril

Hampsterwinslol

there we go
now we're back

brorsson the absolute madwoman

rigged

GULDEXTRA

Tandrevold? More like Thunderbutt, amirite?

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ojojojojojojoj

mamma mia

Come on Mona!

oh nononono

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well NEVER MIND THEN

missy m

CHOKE

choked

FRAU HERR MANN

NOOOOOOO

lmfao

>brorsson

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>Brorsson

neeej

Who here /GerGod/

Tiril

What a choke, good lord

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Cancelled

>T2 Theme playing
>Brorsson chokes

>swedecuck
Top jej

Based Herr Mann

hahahaha

SWEDEN NO

TIRIL

ASLA

Come on FRAU HERR MANN! and pls Tiril cuck that HAMPSTER!

>mona

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The best moments in sports are those that will haunt the athletes for the rest of their life

TIRIL STRONG

>"Tiril Eckhoff. Das ist ein ganz harter Keks, an dem man sich die Zähne ausbeißen kann."
lel

webm of her tears?
i'm also gonna want to know what her interview afterwards is like

fuck this shitty sport

>these hampster haters

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Can we ANSCHLUSS Tiril?

Haha

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l-lewd

yeees, that was good

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>Lena Fattie

All those advertising boards are belong to Germany lel

Feels disrespectful to blast music during a sports event desu.

Is it weird that I never really rated Olsbu lookwise but after she got married she become more thicc and attractive?

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lel anyone got the webm of Häcki crossing the finish line?

That shit would've been hype af if she didn't choke, not crumbling under the cheers and expectations of the crowd is part of the sport

Depends. If it was Basshunter or something- sure. Something for the crowd is fine, same for all athletes and up to them to deal with it.

thats a norwegian talkshow host

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:_;

Happy for Tiril, happy that Kuzmina choked, but sad for Mona, sad for Vittozzi, sad for Ingrid, sad for Kaisa, overall I'm sad now

right in the feels :(

Her smile and optimism, gone.

It's weird as fuck for someone who mostly spends time in /hoc/. There's even been times where they rewind the clock because the retard in charge of the music was a few seconds late.
The only music during an active event should come from the crowd.
Felt really trashy when the music started.

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Feel bad for her.

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>Tiril interview

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Did she shoot at the wrong targets?

"Ms. Eckhoff, why do you always look so goofy?"

see ya'll to the Men's Pursuit at 16:30

1 yr BOE Johannes Thingnes NOR 0:00
2 LOGINOV Alexander RUS 0:14
3 FILLON MAILLET Quentin FRA 0:17
4 PIDRUCHNYI Dmytro UKR 0:17
5 DESTHIEUX Simon FRA 0:25
6 FOURCADE Martin FRA 0:33
7 BJOENTEGAARD Erlend NOR 0:35
8 LESSER Erik GER 0:45
9 PEIFFER Arnd GER 0:47
10 WEGER Benjamin SUI 0:50
11 DOLL Benedikt GER 0:56
12 NAWRATH Philipp GER 1:05
13 BOE Tarjei NOR 1:06
14 RASTORGUJEVS Andrejs LAT 1:12
15 EDER Simon AUT 1:15
16 EBERHARD Julian AUT 1:22
17 FAK Jakov SLO 1:22
18 BAUER Klemen SLO 1:22
19 GARANICHEV Evgeniy RUS 1:23
20 GUIGONNAT Antonin FRA 1:24
21 LANDERTINGER Dominik AUT 1:25
22 DOHERTY Sean USA 1:32
23 KUEHN Johannes GER 1:33
24 JACQUELIN Emilien FRA 1:34
25 HIIDENSALO Olli FIN 1:35
26 STROLIA Vytautas LTU 1:38
27 WINDISCH Dominik ITA 1:40
28 ANEV Krasimir BUL 1:42
29 SAMUELSSON Sebastian SWE 1:44
30 KRUPCIK Tomas CZE 1:49
31 CHRISTIANSEN Vetle Sjaastad NOR 1:49
32 FINELLO Jeremy SUI 1:50
33 MALYSHKO Dmitry RUS 1:51
34 NORDGREN Leif USA 1:52
35 SEPPALA Tero FIN 1:56
36 LEITNER Felix AUT 1:57
37 GRONMAN Tuomas FIN 1:58
38 ILIEV Vladimir BUL 2:00
39 HASILLA Tomas SVK 2:00
40 CHEPELIN Vladimir BLR 2:01
41 NELIN Jesper SWE 2:02
42 TKALENKO Ruslan UKR 2:02
43 BORMOLINI Thomas ITA 2:08
44 KRCMAR Michal CZE 2:09
45 JAEGER Martin SUI 2:10
46 WIESTNER Seraŵn SUI 2:11
47 YEREMIN Roman KAZ 2:13
48 KOBONOKI Tsukasa JPN 2:16
49 KAZAR Matej SVK 2:18
50 GOW Scott CAN 2:18
51 ELISEEV Matvey RUS 2:20
52 HOFER Lukas ITA 2:21
53 BUTA George ROU 2:29
54 OTCENAS Martin SVK 2:33
55 KAUKENAS Tomas LTU 2:35
56 GERDZHIKOV Dimitar BUL 2:38
57 GUZIK Grzegorz POL 2:39
58 BROWN Jake USA 2:41
59 OZAKI Kosuke JPN 2:41
60 TACHIZAKI Mikito JPN 2:42

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Poor Mona!! But I believe she will be back twice as tough next time!

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I wish I was that boa

Poor Brorsson :( That was hard to watch

Absolute state of Doro, Vito, Kaisa and Kuzkuz

Si

Holy FUCK Herrmann is quick

Time for JTB soon.

Please do

So user. Have your girlfriend knitted you a Tiril sweather yet? It would look smashing in black and white.

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who /fucktardchoke/ here?

>anyone posting in /biathlon/
>having a gf
wew lad

YMCA

Peiffer to win

I really wish her the best but let's be honest, that was some nightmare material that will haunt her for the rest of her life

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1. image search
2. type in "tiril eckhoff"
3. post dorkiest pic you find
4. ?????

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>fourcade second
Must be a new experience for him this season.

BOTH BOES

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Fourcade? more like Slowcade.

fuck off frog

When is this from? She looks young

we're out of the fourchadwins era, r-right?

That's the joke.

based boe pretending to make this exciting

Poor shooting

>den da 14 år gamle Tiril Eckhoff

I'm deeply disappointed because there are no webms from the 30km today.

As if Tarjei won't choke

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Don't blame me for german TV switched to other "sports". Which is a real pity because the Pärmäbunda gives some some deep views in classic discipline.

>Boe

What the fuck

What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck

Norwegian shooting.

AAAAA

Chokeboe

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

CHOKE
H
O
K
E

>Boe
Pidrushdope will unironically win

le meme ukranian man

PLS KEK BOE KEK HIM KEK HIM HARD

RUN RUN RUN!!!

implying he won't catch him

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THE UKRAINE HERO

And Norway doesn't win this time.

Germany is rooting for you, Pidruchnyi

worst timeline

Send this fucking Khokhol to a piss test.

>it's a good guys lose episode

FUCK Norway and FUCK Bo

KEK

>the city of the smug ginger
My Filet Mignon cucked Tarjae

N'est timeline

Imagine thinking you're the good guys

worst silver I've ever seen

c'est magnifique

Boe and Brorsson should hold each other and cry themselves to sleep tonight

Dmytro to Boe

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This did not age well

This is not suavemente

I don't speak moonrune, but yes, Fuck Boe.

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sorry but Ukraine and Framce are certainly far worse. And as long as german cucks keep cheering for top 10 ranks instead of admitting that things are pretty bad right now and do some serious changes, this is the best we can hope for.

The mood in the Norwegian commentary booth has changed considerably

As long as Boe and Fourcade lose I'm good.

REEEEE HE'S BACK REE REEE

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Filet Mignon is the good guy, no one can deny it.

Fuck Boe. It's like when Red Bull and Vettel ruined F1 by being too good.

The Foucade crash+burn ->redemption arc is kino af though.

as long as Boe comes before Fourcade I'm good

J U S T

Just goes to show that if a chick is doing anything, there will be some beta piece of trash fawning all over her while she does it...

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>Johaug vs Tank in the Drammen Sprint on Tuesday
Can't wait

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>Red Bull and Vettel ruined F1 by being too good

You mean when Schumacher did it in the early 00's. What killed F1 was all the restrictions and that nigger.

>not the stupid aero and drs
now they are struggling to find methods to allow overtaking. F1 cars are just time trial machine but even that they can't do because of dirty air and traffic. Also keeping Monaco because why not

*is World Champion in your path*

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Monaco is awesome, my grandfather lives there so I stay with him and soak it all up

Are we the baddies?

Schumacher has solid competition against him most years. Red Bull/Vettel and Merc/Hamilton haven't really had any competition before last season.

Their dominance and the issues mentioned are why F1 is so shit nowadays. I'd be fine with one Monaco race per season but F1 wants more city races and is taking away races from proper racetracks which is beyond fucked up.

Johaug isn't really a sprinter tho, so why do you expect there to be much of a fight between those two?

damn fence

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knee socks

who is middle and right?

I don't think there will be much of a fight, it would just be hilarious to see them in the same heat

she looks like claire egan here
also love women in pants/jeans/tights

I see.
I'm disappointed in you tho. No webms today.

>the Brorsson choke
Is this what it feels like to be finnish

also, Pidruchnuy just had not his first WCH gold, but also
>first podium in WC
>first win in WC
>first podium in WCH
>first win in WCH
>first non-relay podium and non-relay win
he is 27yo
imagine, he never was on a podium of WC ever!
i doubt he ever finished top-20 of WC total score even(someone can check?)

WTF
T
F

btw Hinz also never had any individual podium(even podium!) before her first win, 11.03.2018(holy shit, 364 days ago???????????????????), but she actually been top-20 for 3 years, and already been a 3-time world champ in relays(actually could've been OG champ in relays too, the #1 favourite was german team), she was near the podium(one miss over) in WCH and OG few times(antholz 2017 or 2018, OG sprint 2018, WCH 2017 hochfiltzen dont remember the race)
so i think Pidrucnhuy win is one of the most unexpected wins EVER happened in biathlon

top-20 of wc only this season

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guys, i got notification that /heidiweng91/ added new stories, about a hour ago, but now i visited her IG page and there are none.... did she delete it????

Quick rundown on Kuehn? Noticed he is pretty often in the top-5 of course speed times, today he is faster than anyone.
How? is he former skier(also look at shooting times, he is outside of top-20)?

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Good point! Don't know it either. I was asling myself if the middle one could be Marte. Or maybe those are both youth prospects who didn't evolve and are unknown.
Maybe a norwegian knows more.

Post it.

post it!

I stopped watching F1 after 2011 I have no idea what you are talking about, except DRS and all the bullshit they shoehorn in.

>Schumacher has solid competition against him most years
Well not much in 2001-2004. Before and after that period it was kino as fuck up untill the cars got so dumbed down that a newbie nigger like Hamilton could become instant competitor in his first season.

It's Heidi ffs. She can't use a computer or a mobile.

The only thing I could find is that the picture might be from Norwegian championships 2011

Watching the 30k now. give requests

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Middle is Bente Landheim. Think she became a model but not sure on that at all.

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About 8 minutes-something in, (on the screen it says 8 minutes-something on the timer), you see Invild's great ass while she is going up somewhere if I remember correctly.

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Basert. Bare la dem komme, vil gjerne ha minst hundre webms fra i dag.

Sure thing boss

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Å fy faen

I sometimes wonder if Norwegian and Swedish are actually different languages or just different dialects because it’s so easy to read Norwegian even with my limited Swedish.

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Swedish/Norwegian/Danish used to be Old Norse, which back then was pretty much the same language. It developed into modern scandinavian, but now because of nationalism we call them respectively; Norwegian, Swedish, Danish. But you can just call it scandinavian really.

Pärmäbundä

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Var det ikke så mange rumpeǿyeblikk fra henne i dag?

mest fokus på Johaug

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Imagine being so close to gold and then fucking it up

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thinking aobut buying a helly hanson coat lads what do we think

Ask /sailing/

shid

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...

>HH
Isn't that the gay stuff snowboarders wear?

Therese and Ebba talking too each other
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like an old woman talking to a younger family member.

Wtf, Ebba (?) sounds like she's 13

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>unable to hold eye contact for 3 seconds
is she autistic? not trying to bully her, just a legit question.

weng and ebba have a combined iq of 100

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Myhrvold is on the shortlist

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Norwegians going are:
Johaug
Ingvild
Weng triplets
Jacobsen
Falla
TANK
Eide
Stenseth
Svendsen
Myhrvold
Julie Myhre
Silje Slind
Kalvaa

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Shouldnt that be obvious just by looking at her

Oddly cinematic

Ebba talks like a child.

Dayum girl. Dem long legs!

She always hunches in pictures, but when standing straight she dominates everyone

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Ebba wants to make sweet love with a lot of asslicking with Weng.

Klæbo giving her the look...

Yeah she's pretty much taller than most of the skiers on the mens team.

I think Sjur and sunby reach up to her shoulders. Would be amazing with a picture of them beside her.

I bet she sucks a mean dick

Wanna fight?

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I wanna fight that middle one with my erect wiener, if you know what I’m saying.

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1st picture of her (that I've seen) where she looks cute instead of scary

Kek based

Kek

What a braphog

Kys faggot

Odds on Johaug making the heats? Her double pole is much better now tbf.

Ebba is so cute

BASED. Thanks

Iirc nrk also shows qualifying as well so we’ll have more chance of seeing her. Can’t wait. She’s showing good form after getting 4th in scancup. Hope she can keep riding that shape through the week so she has her best race this season. This will be here wc debut?

Have a good Monday, Eurobros :DD

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you too

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>Oh, did I win again? Tihii!

She's such an alpha, seen her smile several times in a pressured situation on the last standing

Anyone else sees certain TANK traits in her?

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Top butt

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You just KNOW

I'm glad this isn't my waifu

God damn I didn't know and was exited for the day

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i have nothing to post, I just put in that post whatever i had in my mind, when i was thinking about Herrmann iirc.

So, probably i was thinking about her muscular body and thought does she wear it/did she ever; it was after her pursuit perfomance, and I suddenly saw why ppl were talking she is pretty. I seen that she is ok, but did not understood the prettines, but after than i looked closely and found out she have lovely face

she also really have 2nd best body in wintersports for me

i will make few screenshtos from pursuits, but in dynamics she looked better; not only her legs, but her core, and when she did an uphills, at 1.6km mark in pursuit iirc camera was showing an uphill and when denise gone there you could see how powerful is her core, just by the biomechanics of movement(or a good suit colour helped?). at 2.8km mark iirc her quads were impressive, i mean suit wasnt able to hide the curves of her leg muscules. neat!


talking about knee socks look here and imagine her in knee socks.

btw does she indeed have any pic like ?

also maybe someone can find younger denise? or beach denise? pic attached is the only one i have, also you can scroll down her instagram and find some stuff from 2015-2016, like from summer trainings, but its all with 350px resolution

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why? would you be glad if your waifu dated some non-european?

>bikini bridge
Hot

>also you can scroll down her instagram and find some stuff from 2015-2016, like from summer trainings, but its all with 350px resolution
like that

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Shoulders!

as i mentioned few threads earlier, she seems(as far as i saw) to be the only one in female biathlon, who goes slight uphills like men - in english speaking internet its called v2 skate or v1 skate i dont remeber, well you probably get it - because only she have enough muscules/tecnique/lungs to do so

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Plenty of female biathletes and skiers use Wassberg for slight up hills. For example Kaisa, Tiril, Olsbu, Hojnisz. Hermann is a strong skier no doubt but it would be unfair to say that she is the only one, especially smaller skiers have capacity to use Wassberg for longer than larger skiers. Also what does Hinz think of you posting pictures of Herr man on a Kazakhstani Lada racing forum?

Did you know that she holds two national age records in t&f(pic related)? bigly talented

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they have weird cameramen this year

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I'm really looking forward to tank in Drammen!

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First time she does a classical sprint against an elite field?

Why does she have a resting bitch face?
Is it because she's tall and men are intimidao by her height?

How tall is she btw?

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Eurosport commentators mentioned she was 186cm tall in the pre-show before the Seefeld sprints

>tfw she will never lick your cum off a table

Yes.

She's happy when she's interviewed.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=R06eXn5gcmo

She got her warface on in competition.

Damn, That's very tall for a wamen.
Her leg length are ridiculous like some mutant.

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Thanks for the rare young tanks.

How do I into a qt Norsk gf?

Literally any from the front row, except the ginger and the tank will do

Some sources are reporting that Kuzmina will not compete in the 15km individual event tomorrow. She's still in the official start list though. Any news?

aaand here we go!

I've got a sickness and the only cure is more Tank thiccness.

Lul

WTF is wrong with her skin and her face? She looks like a fucking Uruk-hai.

Hmm I wonder why German and Austrian police were hanging out at the event.

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She was sick, or she's been on the gogo juice.

That’s really based. She should be able to develop as an endurance skier in a couple years then

So many cutes. Knudsen skied the 50k yesterday. The cameraman filmed her finish

rare photos, where from?

OH NO NO NO

Nice!

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He got a server full of rare snow bunnies Ivan.

i-i'm sure it has nothing to do with doping

Hyvää Syntymäpäivää, Venla! (on Sunday, yesterday)

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We need a new thread soon, and we need it before the burger makes a shit thread.

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Who's that girl behind Tiril?

Tandreqt

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new thread - low effort american OP on suicide edition: