/mlb/ general - FUGLY UNI edition

Holy fucking SHIT, shut the fuck up sperg.

Great thread!

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I love the pirates uniforms

Same fagging intensifies

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for what purpose

do they even have a chance?

>SD: Paddack fans 7 over four scoreless Friday
Dadbandwagon loading...........

Sure. They're still the favorite in the NL East. Maybe not by as wide of a margin as in years past. The rotation is still arguably best in the division and better than last years. Although #5 is still a problem. Their line up is still formidable. Rendon is a better player than Harper was anyway. Robles is looking good and might even be the Opening Day CF. Eaton looks healthy finally. Losing Murphy's bat hurts a little, but he was cringe defensively. The bullpen is a little iffy, but it always is and an easy to upgrade at the deadline if necessary. If you think the Nats were all about Harper and nothing else, then you don't know shit about baseball.

Two threads again. What a shit show you fags are.

It's two separate Autismos fighting for dominance.

this is the thread

yet its not since it was made late and has a general/edition.

Matt Shoemaker fears Bryce Harper. Walks him on 5 pitches

*Hits a bomb*

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Take your meds and suck on a sour testicle

Hoskins won't be upstaged

>Hoskins and Harper chase 73 in a petty attempt to not be upstaged

is charlie manuel coaching for the phils again? or just hanging around spring training?

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He, like every Phillies coach ever not named Terry Francona or Ryne Sandberg works as an advisor to Klentak/MacPhail

Let's go stros!

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>Ryne Sandberg
what a ride, I was pretty excited when he got the job considering he did so well with the Iron Pigs

Remember that time he unintentionally called Chase Utley soft, and they had to have this big press conference and shit?

>Felix won't start until the 6th game of the season
>he's effectively the 6th fucking starter now

Just cut him and eat the contract. There are pitchers on this roster that can play better than him. let them get valuable innings this season.

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cubs fan here!!!

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He's the closest thing the team has to a draw. they aren't getting rid of that

I think the Angels should keep Trout. None of the teams that wants him have offered prospects they are near his level. The Angels would be the loser of the trade.

He will probably be cut in the middle of the season. Not sure if that's better. He gets his shot to be serviceable, but is likely out the door after he gets further annihilated in embarrassing fashion anyway.

The Marlins will be your 2019 world series champions

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If they know they can re-sign him, yes. If they know they can't re-sign him, there's no reason not to trade him. Getting something in return for him is better than just having him walk away after you fail to make the postseason two more seasons.

>whos

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>Harper's walk up song is about leaving Philadelphia to go to LA
what did he mean by this?

>leaving Philadelphia to go to LA
against his will

It will probably be influenced by how the Angels are performing. Even if he won't re-sign, if they think they have a chance to make the playoffs, they will probably keep him.

Well yeah, that goes without saying.

He has a full no-trade clause, too. So even beyond the problem of getting even a fraction of comparative value in return to begin with, Trout can further limit the return by only waiving for certain teams or not waiving it if the team would be gutted.

I don't think it is a great sign for Anaheim that they are leaking stories about "considering" a $350M offer. One, that's a light offer. And two, one would think it would have already been put on the table.

Whats the song?

oh nevermind. how corny. larper is laying it on a little thick with his niggerdelphia love.

I had always thought that the year after he left the mariners would meme their way to a WS
He's fading fast and they are a still a laughingstock so that prediction aint looking so hot

yeah it's a bit much. And with the context of the song it also doesn't make much sense

>how corny.
first song on a new team is allowed to be a meme about the circumstances of the move, my money's on him only using it for a few games

Based

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It would be a great loss for the Angels to lose Trout.

Dallas Keuchel to the Padres!!!

>19 days until opening day
>still no gf to watch games with

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KEUCHIE TO THE DADDY!!

Have you tried Lord of the Rings or going to Arendelle to find one?

>Dallas Keuchel to sign with the San Diego Padres

WHOS LOSE AGAIN HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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hmm... don't worry... I'll figure it out

...sigh...gah...urgle...gackt...

any Tampa bros here?
I need anime OC

>Come out to a song that says "West Philadelphia Born and Raised"
>Actually born and raised in Las Vegas Nevada"

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lmao dumbazz incel idiot retard! Lmaooo fuck yall small ass market teams lamo yall dumb fucks relyin on pathetic azz trades n shit stupid weeaboo shower curtain dressin pole lickin mothafucka! if yall were to actually try like cashman and the yankees maybe yall he a perennial contender but noooo lmao yall cheapazz ownership gotta save the coins rofl isnt that sumthin? its like yall team is out for profit and dont care about the fans lmao and YALL PATHETIC INCELS STILL SUPPORT THEM LMFAO! Fuckin cuck azz nigga ya really are lmao ya really are pathetic as FUCK!

okay keuchel to the daddies changes everything...

daddy in the house!

Dallas Keuchel signed a 1 year, 22m contract with the Brewers

THIS IS LUNACY! WHERE IS HE GOING?

W00t w00t yankees gonna win it all!

we out here Rappin
meanwhile they be Cappin,
but they dont see whats Happnin round these parts...
the hood?
more like, the COULD...
because we have potential
unlike those who use us like utensils...
knives forks spoons but I'm here for your LIVElihood

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For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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based dodgie poster

How likely would an extention be?

Let's go Yea Forumsstros!

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Berds

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Kike Hernandez with 2 HR in 2 ABs vs the Mariners.

>vs the Mariners

Bullying isn't okay

#14 (88) Kike Hernandez gassing the Seattle Mariners

and isn't that song about someone moving the fuck out of philly because it's such a shithole?

Have you never seen the Fresh Prince of Bel Air? His mom got scared and sent his kid to Cali

They don't really act like it.

Why is it okay when Kike does it?

Someone scare larper's mom so that he can move to La and lose

He's going to lose in philly so there's no point.

It's cold. It's dark. It's muddy. I can't believe there's a president that fucks Playboy models and porn stars, wants to build a space army and I still hate his fucking guts. And there's only shitty, non-televised Spring Training baseball.

>fucks Playboy models and porn stars
I think that's all of them except JC

Have you tried riding the eagles to mordor?

There's no way that Reagan could get a stiffy.

James McCann lol

>spicswing

Based.... based harper

more like parper lol

That loss to mexico still bugging you faggots?

parp parper

What's a parper?

Parplets out

WINDIANS

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>Hammy
>bad out call at first

“SOMEBODY HAD A 3:30 RESERVATION AT RED LOBSTER!!”

I missed baseball so much.

Wait until Gore, better get on now while there is room.

Isn’t Baez supposed to be a beast on the hill?

>tripfag
cringe
>Orioles
based

JUST TRY AND STOP US

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U got those reversed

Imagine being owned by literal billionaires and having the biggest TV deal but you only sign A.J. Pollock.

ayy lmao

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I call him A Gay Posuck

>hate on doyers for spending billions
>hate on doyers for not spending billions
You flyover's will always find a reason to be salty.

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I don't have the dodgers. I hate the fans who think the team's done anything but be an embarrassment since the Reagan administration

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He is, just really young.

Paddack will be a beast in the bigs too when he gets that curveball going.

for me, it's ßäşɚβɐɭɭ

I don't think the White Sox were ever in on Keuchel. Makes no sense.

seething whos fan!

Seeth at the parpies!

Cubs win! X2
Cubs win! X2

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Pete Alonso can hit the ball further than broops brooper

...

astros desu

Omg Yea Forumsstros!

Seething at the Cubbies and the fact they're real Americans, unlike that dirty rat Nixon!

I didn't mean to come off as brash. I just wanted this to serve as a warning to those that believe they are truly anonymous on here, in particular, emoji man gaysconsin poster and laughing car man. Your footprint is bigger than you think. A good detective will always find a way to trace each image hack to its source. I wanted this to serve as a basis and showcase this ability. It is indeed the reason all three have simmered down lately.

Have a nice day

Oh no it's inspector gaygers! everyone hide!

Say what you will about me but those 3 shitposters aren't ever showing their faces around here again.

A challenger approaches... merely a speed bump on my fury road...

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No. No. This isn't happening again. Get the fuck out of here. You leave now.

Gaygers is dead now bucko

DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

You lost when you decided to play the game!!!

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Them never being in on them really makes no sense. Isn't their ace James Shields or whoever replaced him?

Welcome to the priority list. I hope you're happy because you just screwed yourself

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To go against anime, is to go against Yea Forums itself

Yea Forumsstros!

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Listed.

You aren't me idiot

What's she doing?

you cannot fight anime !

You're on my priority list, now it's time to hit those shows with my best friend. Who happens to be a guy.

real mature

i mean duh it sure isn't a woman

Hey, stop using my name.

YOU JUST GOT LASTED

Someone stop Jobgers he's going wild!

I won't be humiliated like this. I am taking a few hour break. This is really getting to me. Goodbye for now scumbag shitposters.

Don't post anime! It's my only weakness!

Time to save the thread:
We had this before but now let's spin it the other way.

Which team has the:
Worst rotation
Worst bullpen
Worst lineup
Worst battery
Worst infield
Worst outfield
Worst bench

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You scumbag slandering piece of shit

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>now it's time to hit those shows
what shows

Oh my dear Godgers... the game is very much afoot...

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kek 5 more years bro

this is crazy!!!1

>those shows
tv is for fags!

pink hair meme anime girlmind

chika is cute

and stay down ya little fag!!

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based

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>NAST

so he wants to leave for California already?

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Does a perfect game in spring mean anything?

How Based would it be if the Bankees swept the Gaysconsin Gaywers in the World Series?

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No but it's pretty funny because it's the fucking marlins

It's not counted at all and it's happened a few times iirc. Has to suck.

t. seething nast

We'll not be able to find out now because Luis Severino just broke it up.

oh no no no

He knows better than to play basketball in West Philadelphia

Worst rotation
rags
Worst bullpen
Dads
Worst lineup
marlels
Worst battery
marlels
Worst infield
tards
Worst outfield
whosox
Worst bench
mest

The hero MLB deserves

The pitcher?

get your shit together, Altuve

i rate it a 10 out of 10 on the based scale.

Worst rotation: Marlins
Worst bullpen: Royals
Worst lineup: Marlins
Worst battery: Tigers
Worst infield: Orioles
Worst outfield: Giants
Worst bench: Orioles/Marlins

Man some of those takes are awful.

probably but what can you do?

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Don't want to see this happen but also don't want to see Trout stay in Analslime with that terrible front office.

*gets swept by the bankees anyway in your path*

Yankees LOL!

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The Inspector Godgers society saved /mlb/ and this is how we repay these men whose intellect helped suspend the shitposters who ruined baseball and football discussion?

*hits a 475 foot slammerino*

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*gets blocked by all of Brodie's former clients for no discernible reason*

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>a yankees hater had to watch that inorder to find it
good way to BTFO yourself

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Yankees haters CONFIRMED cucks

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>Yankees haters consume depraved cuck porn on a regular basis
oh no no no kek lolwheeze.

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Uhm... how did you find this one user

>red cux

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>red cux
>yankucks
OH NO NO NO

twitter.com/AROD/status/1104558457099710464

Based A-God

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Go way Godgers, before the anime alliance blows you the fuck out again

>bombston red cux

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Shouldn't that be the red sox using that yankees trash as a foot stool?

Achem... uhm.... again I ask...
How did you FIND this image?

>red cux

>red cux.

what do you guys think about Peter Alonso? i think he's gonna be really good

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>scubies

he needs to work on his bat flip

Should have been up last year.

hopefully he'll get the chance to practice this season
wilpons are far, far too jewish to lose the extra year of control. with any luck he'll be up in May.

>mest lifelongers come out of the Woolworth's for one hopeful week in April
kek

>Current standings of the /mlb/a/ draft.
Remember to post a screenshot and the character's name and what series they’re from when drafting.
The character cap is 16, once you reach that, you are not allowed to pick any more and have to release or trade one of your characters.

Mariners: (16)
Nico Yazawa – Love Live!
Hidomi – FLCL Progressive
Rize Taneda - gochuumon wa usagi desu ka
Rinko Iori – Gundam Build Fighters
Yuki Takeya – Gakkou Gurashi
Zaku Mariner – Zeta Gundam
Tsuyu ‘Froppy’ Asui Boku no Hero Academia
Sailor Neptune – Sailor Moon
Mikuru Natsuki – Aikatsu!
Rei Ayanami – Neon Gensis Evangelion
Haruhi Suzumiya – The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
Allenby Beardsley – G Gundam
Hisone Amakasu - Dragon Pilot: Hisone and Masotan
Hotori Arashiyama - Soredemo Machi wa Mawatteiru
Satoru Furuya- Diamond no Ace
Kojiro Suzuki- Major

Phillies: (16)
Salamandinay - Cross Ange
Matsuno Jyushimatsu - Osomatsu-san
Suzukawa Koume - Taishou Yakyuu Musume
Rias Gremory - High School DxD
Ika Musume - Shinryaku! Ika Musume
Shirai Kuroko - To Aru Majutsu no Index
Frolaytia Capistrano - Heavy Object
Mine Fujiko - Lupin III
Kazanari Tsubasa - Senki Zesshou Symphogear
Pitohui - Sword Art Online Alternative: GGO
Hanabatake Yoshie - Aho Girl
Dakki - Hakyuu Houshin Engi
Kaminashi Nozomi - Keijo!!!!!!!!
Katalina - Granblue Fantasy
Mordred - Fate Apocrypha
Harime Nui - Kill la Kill

Cubs: (16)
Lala – Monster Musume
Viridi - Kid icarus
Inaba Himeko - Kokoro Connect
Zombina - Monster Musume
Konata Izumi - Lucky Stars
Aisha Clanclan - Outlaw Star
Pyra - Xenoblade Chronicles 2
Azusa Nakano - K-ON!
Lunamaria Hawke - Gundam SEED Destiny.
Gwendolyn "Gwen" Poole - Gwenpool
Homura – Senran Kagura
Isuzu Sento – Amagi Brilliant Park
Kagura – Azumanga Daioh
Mukuro Ikusaba – Danganronpa
Uzaki Hana - Uzaki-Chan Wa Asobitai!
Yowane Haku – VOC@LOID

White Sox: (14)
Poplar Taneshima – Working!!!
Taiga Aisaka - Toradora
Kongou – Kantai Collection
Tsubasa Hanekawa – Bakemonogatari
Rin Tohsaka- Fate/ Stay Night
Yamato- Kantai Collection
Chaika- Hitsugi no Chaika
Joan of Arc- Fate/Apocrypha
Takao- Arpeggio of Blue Steel
Megumin-Konosuba
Enoshima Junko- Danganronpa
Jibril- No Game No Life
Yukino Miyazawa - Kareshi Kanojo no Jijou.
Kylie - Kouya no Kotobuki Hikoutai

Blue Jays: (13)
Takashi Kamiyama - Cromartie High School
Shinichi Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Shinjiro Hayashida - Cromartie High School
Takeshi Hokuto - Cromartie High School
Akira Maeda - Cromartie High School
Megumi Hayashibara (Maedas Mother) - Cromartie High School
Beta Mechazawa - Cromartie High School
Yutaka Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Masked Takenouchi - Cromartie High School
Kiichi Fujimoto - Cromartie High School
Freddy - Cromartie High School
Gorilla - Cromartie High School
Horse - Cromartie High School

Mets (12)
Chiro – Touhou
Noriko Takaya – Gunbuster
Sachiko Koshimizu - iDOLM@STER
Haruka Amami - iDOLM@STER
Himeko Tachibana – K-ON!
Mayuri Shiina - Steins;Gate
Shiki Eiki – Touhou
Hanayo Koizumi – Love Live!
Rin Hoshizora - Love Live!
Maki Nishkino - Love Live!
Rance – Rance
Tsubasa Kira - Love Live!

Dodgers: (9)
Miki Sayaka – Madoka Magica
Akemi Homura – Madoka Magica
Momiji Inubashiri – Touhou
Rosa – Pokemon Black & White 2
Satania - Gabriel Dropout
You Watanabe - Love Live
Nozomi Tojo – Love Live
Anemone - Eureka Seven.
Toshinou Kyouko - Yuru Yuri
Kumiko Oumae - Hibike Euphonium

Reds: (8)
Kurisu Makise - Steins;Gate
Amanda O'Neill - Little Witch Academia
Mayoi Hachikuji – Bakemonogatari
Kneesocks - Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt
Maria Momoe - Big Windup!
Angel – King of Fighters
Galko - Oshiete! Galko-chan
Maya Takahashi - Amagami
Moriko Moriok - Recovery of an MMO Junkie

Yankees (7)
Yayoi Takatsuki - iDOLM@STER Xenoglossia
Kanan Matsuura - Love Live!
Nene Sakura - New Game!
Umi Sonoda - Love Live!
Koume Shirasaka - The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls
Hifumi Takumoto - New Game!
Asuka Langly Soryu - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Braves: (8)
Meifong Sakura – Valkyrie Drive
Atsuko ‘Akko’ Kagari – Little Witch Academia
Suu – Monster Musume
Yotsuba Koiwai - Yotsuba&!
Motoko Kusanagi – Ghost in the Shell
Iori Minase - Idolm@ster
Kyou Fujibayashi - Clannad
Miku Nakano - 5-toubun no Hanayome

Astros: (7)
Youmu Konpaku – Touhou
Sakaki - Azumanga Daioh.
Chitose Karasuma - Girlish Number
Louise de La Vallière - Zero no Tsukaima
Chika Fujiwara - kaguya sama:love is war
Popuko and Pipimi - Pop team epic

Diamondbacks: (5)
Mila – Monster Musume
Pearl – Splatoon 2
Katsuragi - Senran Kagura
Nagatoro - Please Don't Bully Me, Nagatoro
Rin Shima - Yuru Camp

Angels: (5)
Hikari Jinno - Jiburiru.
Mari Makinami Illustrious – Rebuild of Evangelion
Ohtani – NISINsambora
Sylphynford Tachibana - Himouto! Umaru-chan
Monika - Doki Doki Literature Club

Rangers: (4)
Cerea - Monster Musume
Darknes – Konosuba
Akari Akaza - Yuru Yuri
Ozen - Made in Abyss.

Orioles: (4)
Auriana – Lolirock
Haruna Takaoka - Tiger Mask W
Min Min – ARMS
Yellow - Pokemon Adventures

Nationals: (2)
Umaru Doma – Himouto! Umaru-chan
Gary ‘Dicks’ Oak - Pokemon

Red Sox: (1)
Ellen Baker – New Horizon
That 3DPD they stole from the Dodgers

Brewers (1)
Misato Katsuragi - Neon Genesis Evangelion

Braves (1)
Nico Robin - One Piece

The Red Sox select this post

We know a lot about cucking stankees

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Oh hey the reason harper waited so long to sign was so he could spend the offseason roiding up on peds before hed have to face a physical

Shoo shoo nazi frog

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Mets fan here

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>Hammels getting out of jams
>Baez and Byrant getting knocks
>Dinosaur man having a clean inning
Catgirls for Cubs!

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>the new york cuckees!

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>

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Based Bryce

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This is it...... Drarpher is finished

Yep that's about what I was expecting

that's not fair Pujols was 25 when he debuted

Bryce Hooper is a super st.....

what about Edwin "Egregious Amount of Dingers" Encarnacion? or Mitch Hanigger? Justice Sheffield???

lets not forget that the bombston red cux fans enjoy watching cuck porn

christ on a stick................can based cubbie draft LHP Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)?

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Another big titty anime unlawfully stolen from my titan's grasp

If Bryce hits a deep fly ball that bounces off the fence away from the centerfielder and he comes all the way around to score, is it called an Inside-The-Harper?

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!

this is crazy

Daylight savings time this morning bros. Spring forward one hour. Not that it matters for you NEETboi

The Yea Forumsstros select mako from kill la kill

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>yet another meme girl
>flastros

Let's not forget yankees fans are actual cucks

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already have 16

Harper will likely obliterate the Phillies franchise record for walks(129 set by Lenny Dykstra in 1993).

REEEE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A MET

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this is terrifying.

Least you got Tim Tebow

what the fuck is your problem?

What is yours?

you act like making these little meme names is good but you're hurting people.

Which fanbase are you

I don't think so!

I was going to change your team's meme name to something nice

Fine, I'll just delete my directory of meme names. You'll have to rely on memory now.

sorry I didnt know...

Too bad. You're a disservice to /mlb/ general culture.

I messed up I'm sorry it won't happen again.

>scuba

SCUBA KEK SCUBA!

>scuba!!

>scuba!!!!!!!!

Dodgers fan here, looking forward to trading away our prospects for a 2 months rental again this year once A.J. Pollock goes down.

>Nene Sakura - New Game! in yankees

isnt she traded already user? she is from astros now

put makino in her place

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btw if you dont watched gurazeni you really should watch gurazeni

shame that they dont will make an 3rd season of this anime

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The Atlanta Braves select Yui Funami, from Yuru Yuri.

Bro... looks like you got the Ligma...

>the ligma joke

what you are? an zoomer?

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Ligma BALLS!!

Kek ligma balls idiot

Dumb asshole fell for it

>fell for it

i think that isnt how this joke works user
(also see related webm that perfect ilustrates and )

Cope!

dumb zoomers

seeth

>still falling for it
Fool me once shame on you, fool you twice, shame on you

Oh no they didn't use the joke right now they are all the ones that are the ball lickers! OH NO NO NO

>your team
>your favorite fortnite dance!

Barves select Akashi, from The Tatami Galaxy.

philthies!

>least coast
>philthies

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>be Japan team
>get 2 games vs Mexico
>let they win the first one so they can celebrate and have fun
>win and destroy them in humilating ways worst than senppukku in the second game

are they based?

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>senppukku

Midwesterners aren’t depicted as fat enough la

i know that is seppuku but i wrote on an funny way

Based central bros working coast cucks into a seeth

Since when does Xeattle get wildfires?

go stros

>the only player worth watching on the Blue Jays is now injured

Won't see Vlad till at least June now. Who's ready for half-empty home games till then?

Reminder
Giants = Gnats
Only redditors who project say otherwise.

A. Gaysconsin
B. Wisgaysin
C. Wiscongay
Choose wisely.

I call them pissconson

chicken nugget gayconskoons

youtube.com/watch?v=E3exrkQERyM

anybody got MLB fsjals

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/mlb/ creates their own content, they don't steal other people's stuff.

The Mariners release Hidomi and sign Rikka from SSSS Gridman to a rookie contract.

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>Won't see Vlad till at least June now.
You weren't going to see him until June to begin with because of service time manipulation. They would have kept him in the minors to "work on his defense" just enough to stay under 172-day threshold.

Can we expect you to post her in game threads leaf?

>hating based 70s yellow
youtu.be/ZTATk-25sOQ

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Were looking good

youtube.com/watch?v=lUJpxal2Qt8

say something nice about him

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they won't be last but still just another team there to lose to the dodgers in 6

>implying

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Join the h2h catagories league. It’s fun.
baseball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/b1/50229/invitation?key=1003108b01d2f015&ikey=4bb7207550ba1ee3&soc_src=app-sh

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fun isn't allowed here only memes and babyposting, on the other hand there's 5 days left til it starts

>flyovers seething

>Cubs game on WGN
Let's enjoy this last season.

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Mets fans here

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Willy with an RBI double to score Bote!
1-0

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The soonest he would have been on the team under those rules is early May but this injury is going to push that back farther to "catch up"

The Cubs are throwing away exactly what made them so popular in a century where they won zero championships. Accessibility.

Ahhh yes the premier New York Baseball Club...

Metsie fan here!!! :DDDDSD

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Blame the Ricketts and their trade mark, republican greed.

Typical rich white Republicans buying the only sports team the LGBT community could call its own and turning it over to Sinclair.

>Sinclair
>The attempt by Sinclair to buy the Tribune Company and WGN falls through because of how overtly corrupt they are.
>Cubs leave WGN and start a new network with Sinclair.
That's just fucked up no matter how you slice it.

Sinclair is Chaotic Good, lib.

>Sinclair is chaotic evil
Fixed connie

Hi mets fan!

Guys, I'm a proud homosexual queer trans man, and I have been a Cubs fan all of my life. They have always been so welcoming to me because I always felt right at home with the other fans. Now that the Ricketts are turning the team over to MAGA, I need a new team to root for. Any suggestions?

Cubs fan here

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I see that guy at most games I go to

>Darvish pulling pranks
Good to see he's not letting last year weigh in on him heavily.

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pretty sure he's sidelined for three weeks, not three months

The Hit and Run is still alive and well with the Cubs.
Field scores on an error.
2-0

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>Barnes trying to take off Contreas's head
What the fuck.

Bases clearing triple by Adames!
5-0

>The state of the Boor's outfield.

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CUBBIES

>Im a proud homosexual queer trans man
I know this is most likely bait, but that is quite the oxymoron mind fuck right there

Will the anime share her candy?

How?

>Field
>! for 1
Was it just my connection or did the screen really read that?

Darvish and chatwood are looking better. Maybe things won't be as bad as they seem

>cusb fans

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJy4RzZYIhQ

>Gov Crispy Cream can't handle the bants

If had to say anything the oxymoron part would be using homosexual and queer to describe one self in the same sentence. That's like saying a being like Satan referring himself as a demon devil

>

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that's not what an oxymoron is...

Has Vlad Guerrero, Jr. played international ball before? Do we know whether he'll represent the D.R. or Canada?

Shit, what is it with relievers giving up home runs when the starter is pulled?

Moron

Yankees fans aren't allowed to have beards

retard

>That catch by Happ
You can't go to commercial break without showing that again, what the hell WGN?

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me on the left

/mlb/ on the right

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I wish the bullpen wasn't bad.
>Feel free to quote the Freud slip.

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this place is rich with assholes and wankers

t. wanker

fuck you asshole. ugh. why'd he have to get trips?

Another insect caught in my web....

Triple 7's revealed you ARE a wanker

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this is insane

You're an oxy moron.

guys guys
i am so hyped

i got an Tokyo Yakult uniform shirt, i cant wait to recive them lads

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Have you seen the Ligma uniforms?

is vlad jr the next mike trout?

Lick My Borus?

yeah, i also have one that says "fuk you"

sorry I was just joking... sorry again man i feel like an idiot.

if he can stay healthy

Ligma BALLS

imagine an team with this name

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nothing but dickheads and assholes in this one

Imagine if there was a team called the SWALLOWS
Kek I bet they'd swallow loads of cum!!!1

!!!1

keking all the way to bank...heh

>he don't get the joke
It say "lick my balls" stupid!

you know that Swallow is an bird right? also i prefer atoms but they dont use this since 60´s due some rights problems

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>It say "lick my balls" stupid!
i know, i just was wondering an baseball teall called Ligma Balls would be

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LIGMA BALLS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA KEKED SO HARD

JON LESTER
=
MO LESTER
WOAGWOAHEOAHWOAH

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Pfft HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CUSB CUSB CUSB

nice pic but i prefer stufs like:

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I wouldn't expect you youngins to know the intricacies behind the image I posted, not a bad pic though.

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no smiling psycho no!

Bryce parper

ABG JUST CAN'T STOP GETTING PWNED

Julia Ruth Stevens, the last surviving daughter of Hall of Fame baseball slugger Babe Ruth and a decades-long champion of his legacy, has died at age 102, her family has announced. Even well into her 90s, Stevens threw out first pitches at baseball games across the nation, attended Hall of Fame induction ceremonies in Cooperstown, New York, and appeared at the annual Babe Ruth Little League World Series.

Dodgers want Arcueid Brunsted

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Solo 25 días hasta el Opening Day para mis White Sox!

do you love the ice hockey? please to post your thoughts

They seem to be quite a few layers of irony below us. I'll stick to /mlb/, home of Major League Baseball.

Please watch our sport

baseball is gay why is everyone here so fucking gay you faggots

Who is the best player with a species of fish in his name?

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Zander Boegarts

tell me an sport thar has more pretty girls than baseball in USA?

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>the sport that has been around since before gay people were invented in the 1960's is gay
Good one, Roberto.

As long as you guys keep making fun of cricket, you're alright with us.

>not medias blancas
Nice try-o

twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1104911787793793026

A-Rod cheats???

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A rod needs to be taught a lesson

twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1104913333910728706

DAMN RIGHT HE DOES

How is it that a pretty damn good player like Adam Jones goes THIS long without being signed? And then its only for 3 million?

damn whitoids

why wouldn't the losedians have signed him
their outfield is atrocious

Aaron pudge

My cousin works security at the Angels Spring Training facility. He says Mike Trout has tested positive for PEDs and Manfred will announce a suspension Monday evening.

big if correct

>18 days until opening day
>still no gf to watch games with

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watch it with your waifu that i stole in front of you

He's getting Kaperneked

all me

He sucks now.

eat shit!

>tfw you realize the Negro leagues banned white players and there’s no white Jackie Robinson

also me

this is sykotik

no this is me

astros desu

this is not me

>Jose ratting out Arod

What the FUCK is his problem?

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Arod is a fucktard and deserved it

he fucked his wife lol

Discord spy here with a message for the discord

Oh i own ya
Pwnage to the nth degree
No end in sight
Bend ya over the table
Kill ya like cain did to abel
Redpilled with a hint of the blackpill
Cut ya no slack
As I put the pieces in a sack

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It's all racisms fault.

>o-oh babytalkie-kun, are you ready to go to the game today?

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of coursies!!!!!!!

yay!! omigosh go basebies!

Noah Syndergaard here

Ouch!

>Kimbrel not signed
>Jones not signed
>Keuchel not signed
What went wrong?

racism

Adam Jones signed with the Diamondbacks today.
>What went wrong?
Labor dispute.

racism is in the house!

if you're a racist I'll kick your ass!

What do you care nazi frog poster?

oh this retard again kys and die lol! loser!!!

Discord has entered the building!

uhoh discord is here!

This place is a zoo

This is why no one really likes him and why Jeter and Arod are still bigger names outside of baseball. Only a few people unironically buy into the way the MLB is hysterically trying to market him as Lebron or something, everyone else doesn't care for having this fucking mediocre douche shoved into their faces

I-im scared (/｡＼)

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Sure is reddit damage control

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moron spotted idiot has been spotted in the thread! lol kys and die

youtube.com/watch?v=Hds9tFMuU8o

idiot is in the thread and he has been spotted at outpost 91394700

>same fagging intensifies

when new /mlb/ thread anons?

found the samefag redditor NEWFAG

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Idiot!

>91394817
>91394838
>91394857
>91394829
Thanks for all the free (you)'s suckers.
*sexy pose for the cameras*

idiot has made another appearance!

Dumbass

Nothing but wankers and assholes in this one

>goes do other stuffs asides baseball shitposting
>comes back
>mfw thread goes onto off-season low shitposting again

you guys cant act good cant you guys?

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This is what happens when the Cubs don't win.

So we're going to be seeing this a lot then?

Watching Kaguya-sama and don't plan on posting anything good until I've caught up on episodes. Surely a fellow weeb understands priorities.

these assholes never learn!

All due to a chronic case of Ligma

why don't you ligma go fuck yourself fucking retarded motherfucking faggot this isn't a place for children faggot!

Ligma BALLS

lol got em

Hello lil cubbie bear

youtube.com/watch?v=sEKB7pi1mbc

How about you ligma dick

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these guys are savages... and I'm scared. I'm out F this you guys have fun in your little savagery den this is crazy See ya wouldn't wanna be ya

man is this place reddit or what

>bearlets

Any ideas?

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Work

THIS IS AN OURTAGE!

fWAR

Hogg Nutt

>cusb

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Ding ding ding we have a winner.

Inspector Godgers Society member here
make way

make way for inspector godgers

Yup

WRC+
What do I win?

Say Hey
It's Inspector Godgers!

I AM LIVID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

yeah im caught up on some episodes of some series as well

well it seems that nothing will fix it today
maybe some meme stuff will happen in next days like MLB jap games and Spring Koshin will fix it

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A list of the worst hitters in baseball since 1990

fangraphs.com/leaders.aspx?pos=np&stats=bat&lg=all&qual=y&type=8&season=2018&month=0&season1=1989&ind=0&team=0&rost=0&age=0&filter=&players=0&sort=17,a

HEY YOU CLEAR THE WAY IN /mlb/
HEY YOU ITS THE START OF A CLEAN NEW Yea Forums
OH COME BE THE FIRST IN THE THREAD TO SEE HIS POST
MAKE WAY HERE HE COMES
POST MEMES, SPAM THE THUMBS
ARE YOU GONNA LOVE THIS GUY

INSPECTOR, FABULOUS HE INSPECTOR GODGERS
SMART AS 10 REGULAR POSTERS DEFINITELY
HE'S FACED THE SPAMMING CUSB
A HUNDRED GAYSCONSIN WITH ANIME
WHO SENT THE RECKERPOSTER TO THE MODS
WHY INSPECTOR!

Catcher is truly a lucrative position to play well

hm... gimme some time, I'll find it out

>1700+ PAs
>1 (One) HR

That's almost impressive

Based inspector godgers saving our board

Choo choo

HOUUUU ABOARD!

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Yea Forumsstros! OMG

I like that jersey :-(

A-Rod is a grade A scumbag. I cannot believe how his image has been rehabilitated. He gets commentary jobs despite sucking at commentary and gets paraded around like he's not a cheating scumbag.

FUCK A-ROD!!!

A-Rod here

Imagine if A-Rod came to Yea Forums. He'd probably cry.

Cubs will save the thread.

Based cubbies... So based

This tbqhwy

samechicagofag

seeth at the based cubbies!

fuckin WHY tho

what am i even looking at

Yellow is aesthetic. Not everything has to be white you racist.

NEW before thread wars

yellow is loud and hurts the eyes of any human being who dares to look upon its firey blaze. it is the reason why the 1970's were fucking canceled.

New bread when

>red cux

dude

Real / on time?

that dude doesn't know how to use the internet

within a couple posts is fine, see you over there

new

>cusb