Official Manchester City vs Watford match thread 1

>his name is Isaac Success

just pointing out that no real club would get away with it

>isaac success
>iseec success
>i seek success

Ederson is the perfect representation of a zoomer

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I wonder how much Watford got paid to play the reserves

Why are Watford not giving it a go like they against Liverpool?

Because they have an FA cup quarter final

>literally crying into his keyboard

Kepa too

So park the bus then? Disgusting

footybite

Because losing 5-0 isn't fun

idiot

>in a week

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So? Why risk injuries over a foregone conclusion.

Go Watford!

If City lose I'm gonna say the N word

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>everyone has to do their best to help Liverpool or it's cheating

Since when do teams rest players for a game in 7 days time

This at least an honest answer
Liverpoo can't win the league though, they're unbearable enough as it is

Since injuries exist.

what should I play? PES or FM?

Fortnite

name 5 kinos and 3 flicks where this happened

digits and I fap to tranny porn

Liverpool are going to lose tomorrow and then get dumped out of the Champions League on Wednesday.

fuck off pedo

>2 options given
>choose a third one
I thought ticos were based

>Fortnite
kys, grandad. The cool kids play Apex Legends now

This potato is a perfect example, fucking unbearable fans always whining and playing the victim, making up conspiracies

Bloodborne

what is this pepe supposed to represent?

If nobody's watching the game, do City really play?

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For me, it's man city winger Reid Morris

>teams playing against liverpoop: attack all out and get raped on counter
>teams playing against city: 11 players in front of own goal

woah....

Can't wait for the mass suicide of Scouse scum when Olé plays a weakened side in the derby

Foden's middle name was Manchester City but his mum had it removed when his dad left

Sony sure turned around the exclusives with the PS4 over the PS3. I really want a PS4, bought my brother Bloodborne and just watched

You're in love with him, it's clear

yawn
another £350 million needs to be spent in the summer this isnt good enough

For a billion dollar team Shitty still looks awful without Fernandinho

Get the feeling the players don't care about that rivalry and will go full force, hope you're right though

this ref clearly is a bindipper

>This is Javi Gracia's 50th game as Watford manager, which in the context of recent seasons is a pretty good effort.

>It puts him ahead of every Watford manager in longevity terms since Gianfranco Zola, who left Vicarage Road in December 2013 after 66 games in charge.

>The last manager to do 100 or more was Aidy Boothroyd, who left in 2008.

Jesus wept.

>wow so baad :'(
>watford have since been promoted and are an established PL team now

Fuck off boomer. If it works it works

>all these commas like he's writing a fucking haiku
t. chink-"American" United "fan"

Where's the yellow for the keeper? This time wasting is ridiculous

The dichotomy of man. The spirit of the struggle we all face in this complex world full of fake black and white answers. The pepe runs, to what end he knows not. But he keeps running, for stopping reminds him of how little he has progressed since his beginning. He wishes to escape the failure he once was, but his dreams are hollow, having being emptied long ago by the lifestyle he and society had led him into. His darkness approaches him once more, and so he runs. The running helps him forget about the life he has lived, yet it will never bring him joy.

He runs to you, his audience, screaming for you to change your ways, become the person he always dreamed of becoming. Will you let him in?

>2 handballs in the game already
>no calls
great league u got here

will never happen since he's helping the

>watford are an established PL team now
>4 seasons = established

>Aguero
Fuck sake

yep this isn't happening
fucking bus parking cunts

digits and it slips

what? watford has stretched man c a couple times in this game already they're not parking the bus at all

ESPN stream went down, so it's gonna be FM

Don't look like going down though do they

Finishing 7/8 = established

>name is success

they are time wasting at every chance

They mostly are and they are time wasting to a point they should've been carded, the keeper. Taking about ten seconds min

keep us up to date lad :')

They're United fans/ABLs. Don't expect too much critical thinking from them

>not even offside

it's obvious what they are trying to do

well I thought this City team might have a chance at the CL but nevermind

what are they playing for today?

word is if city score you can faintly hear the home crowd

TSUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>bournmeme get battered by liverpool trying to play
>all out defend against city
>watford get battered by liverpool trying to play
>all out defend against city

makes u think

david silva is much cuter with hair.

Liverpool being bottlejobs isn't just an Yea Forums meme, the teams they play know it too

Nigger

hahahah they are not even trying to hide it anymore

Why the fuck is Etihad so quiet?

How did this ref not see that corner, wtf

obviously teams don't want to lose but this is boring as all hell

Zinchenko put some more balls into the box and we'll score, then you'll hear some more noise

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>0 watford shots
it's so fucking boring when teams do this, pointless to because city almost never fail to score

>all that timewasting
>1 min extra time

lmao

God fucking damn it I despise City.

why are they booing lmao

Most teams come here not to play, bit hard to get excited for that.

Sure, that's it. Nothing to do with over half of their fanbase being plastics and tourists lmao

>why don't they just let us score

>CIty is going to slip

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is aguero the best striker in the league right now? since salah fell off

Dunno, mad the ref didn't give Watford that stone wall penalty?

>salad
>best anything

My right ball went numb after watching this anhorrent show

Why won't women fuck off and leave football alone?

Everyone in Manchester supports City, United have always been the plastic team

Salah is a winger

As long as they keep to themselves I don't mind. If they start demanding equal wages or some shit that'd piss me off

Why can't they fill the stadium?

>woman analyst
muted and switched back to Yea Forums
i would never abandon you guys for a woman

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i have more respect for steph houghton than for any man city mens player

That's ENGLAND'S BRAVE STEPH HOUGHTON you cock guzzling cunt

The seats are the same colour as the home kit, that's just an optical illusion. It's always full.

but I am woman

wew

>from Durham
posh cunt

t. Sad cunt from Preston

I really dislike that rock version of blue moon city play

refball

nah, strong decision

OH NO NO NO NO

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red card for aguero there

that's a fucking joke

it's worse than the illsbruhcaust

I genuinely don't understand the offside rule anymore

HAHAHAHAHAHA THEY'RE HANDING THEM THE TITLE

FUCKING REFBALL

watford player touched it, no offside

learn the rules plebs

Imagine being a Liverpoo fan these days

CITY
CITY
LIVERKEKS BTFO
SP BTFO
CITY

lol 3rd refball win in a row

Get absolutely fucked you bus parking wankers
STERLING AGAIN LOLOLOLOLOL

Clearly the refs were getting bored of this game as well, might open it up a bit now.

Dont you think sterling was interfering play in an offside position?

>2019
>no VAR

fucking lel

he only touched it because sterling was influencing the play mongo

what a load of bullshit

Sterling interfered with play from an offside position. You’re a fucking idiot

2-0

EZ for my salam brothers

the defender touched the ball causing it to riccochet off sterling into the goal, negating the offsides

oh and sterling just scored again

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I don't agree with that, at all, but if it prevents Liverpool from winning the title it's all worth it for the greater good. Watford are safe anyway, so no harm done

apologize

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the ball was coming from Agüero to Sterlel and he was offside you fuckin NIGGER

2-0

ABLs get the fuck in here

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Wouldn’t sterling’s presence in that are be interfering with the play? That directly influenced the defenders decision

>Play boring as fuck football
>Need to bribe referees to win when you can't even score one goal

Yea this semen slurping sport isn't for me

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

GET FUCKED WATFORD AND LIVERKEKS

wtf, the refs ruin this game.

Idiot

What the fuck is going on

S E E T H I N G

ohnonononono

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>Slipperpool

>Score after massive refball
>Immediately score again while opponents are reeling

100% the greatest team in English history

the refs have also missed 2 handballs this game

What happened to the FA wanting Liverpool to win the league?

Disgusting time wasting bus parking cunts
Now you have to play football
>all these fags whining over these time wasting bus parkers while Liverpool literally robbed west ham who dominated Liverpool
Kys faggots

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>when the gameplan completely dies 5 minutes into the second half
gracia going to get pozzo'd

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>THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE

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I thought if a ball is played into the vicinity of an offside attacker and the attacker tries to play the ball, it doesn’t matter who gets to the ball first.

no mercy

shall be tuning out and fucking off now; hope this thread turns to gore, traps and cp

not a real club

Livershite will only get a point against burnley then lose to buyern, a lovely week for us to watch.

Digits and Liverpoo loses tomorrow against Burnley

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The same West Ham Man City robbed 2 weeks ago?

kek

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REFBALL

foxposter pls go

Sterling not even offside there, so you're expected to believe the linesman can't make a normal offside call but has the vision required to make the earlier, (much more difficult) call where a player was offside and interfering in play, when the ball is deflected onto him.

>stream 10 minutes late

this, but i'll be staying

gotta love all the seething livershits in this thread

thats what you get for trying to park against the back to back champs

I love it when time wasting teams get memed on. So satisfying watching them scramble to unfuck themselves

WATFORD SHOOK

>all these assblasted fags want the goal disallowed even though aguero never touched the ball just because it doesn't favor the result they want
Loving all this assmad

>Barclays Premier League refereeing sponsored by Al-Rashidi Ali Al-Muhammad Airways

ive been supporting city since before you were born pal

Reminder that Bayern won 6-0 today at home.

it's delicious

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Against Al-Kebab FC

STERLING HAT TRICK

KEK

DAS RITE DAS RITE FUCK THA DAILY MAIL INNIT SKRRRAAAAAAAAAAA PA PA PA PA

>mfw they style on liverflopp in 4 days

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FEW THE POWER OF RAHEEM STERLING, THE REAL BVLL

FOUR POINTS CLEAR OF LIVERPOOL

reminder that abu dhabi paid watford to throw the match

BUS PARKING TIME WASTING CANCER BTFO
STERLING X 3
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

RAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Liverpool going to bottle it against a tough Burnley side scrapping their way out of relegation.

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Livershit fans casually forgetting their offside goals

RAHEEM STERLING, HE'S TOP OF THE LEAGUE

City haven't lost to watford since 1989
They haven't drew with them since 2007

WHAT DID ASSBLASTED ABMC MEAN BY THIS

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I also made a post on /pennis/
Check it out

>IT'S OUR YEAR

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broke up with my gf yday but dont even care know the blues are winning

>liverkek

Where is this from?

nice vpn lol ;)

i told my gf i would break up with her if the blues somehow lost this game

she is now watching it

does spuh like Sterling now

RAHEEM THE DREAM

RAHEEM
RAHEEM THE
RAHEEM THE DREAM
RAHEEM THE
RAHEEM

RAHEEM THE DREAM

April 15, 1989

>the two '''''''''''''''''''''germans''''''''''''''''''''' on the pitch are named Leeroy and Ilkay
ahahaha

its spee you fucking idiot

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What was meant by this?

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>3-0 up
>game is still shit

so this is the power of arab money...

MOST DANGEROUS

>THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

top lel what happened there

REMINDER THAT WATFORD COULD HAVE STARTED DEENEY AND DEULOFEU INSTEAD OF WAITING TIL THEY WERE DOWN 0-3

>city defending
>ederson goalkeeping

That's why they won't win the UCL

How would City win, then?

uefa is why we won't the CL

but i don't want man city to get 3 more points

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did he died

>his name means "merciful"
>he is merciless
BRAVO NOLAN

This
I dont remember the last time City/Psg robbed someone in UCL

what a sub

Lost focus
Pep is still fuming yelling at Kompany

psg robbed manure in the first leg

based etihad doesnt pay uefa enough to make edits in the script

>Mfw based Watford comes back

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just keep the ball for 20 mins
fuck them

>doesn't recall Man Utd vs PSG two weeks ago

reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/az5cwz/rivals_thread/?sort=new

Mahrez is trash

lemme grab the popcorn heh

UTD is the only team that can cuck City
Title race is over if city wins that game

How did they decide the first goal counted? The linesman waved for offside and then the ref pulled up for it, so if the linesman saw it why'd he wave and if the ref saw it why'd he even bother going through all that? The linesman waved in anticipation and then saw the Watford player kicked it first? That's the only thing that makes sense to me.

is this you?
FOOKIN BASED LA

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The referee is literally from Manchester btw

Is Delafeu autistic?

Wrap those pretty little lips around my cock and suck then

Lots of redditors posting here it seems

>reddit.com/r/LiverpoolFC/comments/az5cwz/rivals_thread/?sort=new
kek

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I think i might just call it quits if a 96 point season isnt enough to beat a soulless sheikh state team who will dodge FFP somehow this summer as well. Premier league is turning into a joke at this stage like the bundesliga or serie A.

he is /ourguy/

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>quitting at 96
yeah you're a liverpool fan all right lmao

should call your life quits m8

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End your life

lestah did it, why can't you?

>Gerard Deulofeu's goal 17 seconds after coming on was the quickest by a substitute in the Premier League since October 2014, when Sammy Ameobi scored after eight seconds for Newcastle (v Spurs).
You now remember Shola II.

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Lmao is sterling supposed to not score on purpose because he used to play for Liverpool or something?

Leicester won the league with 81 points

>Do nothing but bus park and time waste
>down 3-0 and suddenly wants to play
Lmao retards

gsus is shit

Liverpool won't get that much this season lmao

Is that sammy from prison break in panama?

And sarnay

>Pep Guardiola has a bee in his bonnet about goalkeeper Ederson.

>The Brazilian took a quick goal-kick, which evidently angered the Manchester City manager. Guardiola continued staring at Ederson long after the ball had done, then, when he sat down, pointed at him as he spoke to his coaches, clearly telling them what his keeper had done wrong.

>Hard task master is Pep.

>this autism

Pep Guardiola watches anime

Jurgen Klopp watches AMVs

the sense of moral superiority is the worst thing about Liverpool fans

Is there anyone whos not a Liverpool fan that wants them to win the league?

no

There are but they haven't been exposed to scousers enough to understand why they're so unbearable