*has no significant football derbys*

The real clasico is against Bremen

Don't forget Frankfurt vs Offenbach

This. The Hamburg derby is a big one with way more hype to it than Ajax vs Feyenoord, which isn't even a derby.

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are those capos?

>Schalke vs. Dortmund
>Bremen vs. HSV
>Köln vs. M'Gladbach
>Not big Derbies
Stay of the Weed

Hertha Berlin vs [INSERT ANY TÜRKISH TEAM HERE]

It's literally the same as in Spain, you dutch tit. Most important rivalry isn't a derby. Besides this, there are a lot less important that are actual derbies.

SV Mesopotamia

Add another one

Nürnberg vs. Fürth
Frankfurt vs. Kaiserslautern
Hannover 96 vs. Braunschweig

For me it’s Bayer vs Leipzig

>what is Betze vs Waldhof

Yes

How so? St Pauli haven’t been in the 1st division for ages.

>Frankfurt vs. Kaiserslautern
This was the other one. Pure history.

For me a perfect Bundesliga is:

1. Bayern
2. HSV
3. Bremen
4. Dortmund
5. Schalke
6. Monchengladbach
7. Koln
8. Stuttgart
9. Frankfurt
10. Kaisernslautern

They should never be relegated. The rest are just a troupe.

Fuck of antifa...

>yfw even american franchises have intense rivalries

What went wrong with krautland?

also since I see this comment. I have been in berlin for 2 days and with family. I must say it seems to be a sadly underrated comfy city

You're just a rogue province cosplaying as a country

For me it's Münster, Osnabrück, and Bielefeld.

Der Swastico

Do non-English speaking Euros use the term derby? how do you pronounce it?

The Bermuda-triangle of german Football

Like you do

>drums
literally capo tier

>german
duden.de/_media_/audio/ID4106324_25297615.mp3

dow-bee

HSV - Fenerbahce

What?

LOK - Chemie

St. Pauli vs Dynamo Dresden

>HSV and St. Pauli will be in Bundesliga together next season
Looks like kino is back on the menu, boys.

No they won’t

import more brown people

>even
American college football rivalries are the greatest rivalries in sports. Unless you like chimpouts, then Boca-River is the greatest.

*is literally retarded*

>Bielefeld
Mein Neger

What's the point of a fucking rivalry with no chimpout? Ohio State-Michigan is a fucking bloodbath both in and out of the field.

Well then Boca-River is the GOAT. They had to relocate South America's club soccer championship game to Europe when it featured them.

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The only significant derbies are in England, turkey and sudaca land

>greatest rivalries in sports
>only watched in 1 country
why do mutts have such an unjustified sense of importance

>unjustified

1. Bayern
2. Dortmund
3. Frankfurt
4. HSV
5. Kaiserslautern
6. St. Pauli
7. Schalke
8. Gladbach
9. Bremen
10. Wolfburg
11. RB Leipzig
12. Dynamo Dresden
13. 1860 Munich
14. Herta
15. Stuttgart
16. Hoffenheim
17. Union Berlin
18. Bayer Leverkusen

With Hansa, Holstein Kiel, Energie Cottbus, and Koln getting regularly shuffled in. Name a cozier /bundes/.

Nobody outside of America watches your “great” rivalries, meanwhile the top football derbies are watched worldwide, hence “unjustified”

Arminia somewhere between 8 and 15. They're always good for upsets especially of they have momentum

A great rivalry is determined by the teams on the field and by the local supporters. Not by foreign customers.

t. Mehmet Siktirbokoglü

can a german tell me why the bundes only has 18 teams in the league?
it seems weird for the most populated country of the big 5, with the highest average attendance in football, to not have 20 teams

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yes, English words can only have one meaning

In which case, football rivalries are steeped in more history than handegg “rivalries”, which is why they are bigger and watched by more people.
You’re doing mental gymnastics to prove something which isn’t true.

>football rivalries are steeped in more history than handegg “rivalries”,
college gridiron rivalries are just as old and historical as soccer rivalries, you have no idea what you're talking about

You don't need to be German to know it's for the winter break.

>Millwall/West Ham
>Liverpool/United
>Arsenal/Tottenham
>Forrest/Derby
>Newcastle/Sunderland
Just off the top of my head, these local derbies have been going on longer than any of your teams handegg teams even existed

it is in honour of a famous figure in german history. if you take the first (1) letter in the alphabet and then the eighth (8) you get bis initials. this ist why the number 18 is so revered by us.

Wrong

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

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>Braunschweig Fans literally executed a lamb on a trainings ground in my city
welp

Yet supporter culture in the PL is on the same level as in the US.

Sven, look up the total population of England and America then have a think about what you just said

>american support culture on the same level as PL support culture
yikes

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our historic college gridiron football rivalries also date to the late 19th century

>MLelS

Based kraut

What does population have to do with anything? I'm talking about how your supporters in the stands have been neutered.

You can laugh all you want now, but if they keep this up MLS supporters will one day be a lot more lively and genuine than PL ones.

VfB vs KSC

St Pauli seems pretty cringe.

Have your been to a serious game in England? How exactly have we been neutered? Before you bring up standing, you can still stand. Stewards aren’t gonna shoot you on sight if you do. Our mouths aren’t gagged so we can still sing and chant. What the fuck are you talking about

your mother seems pretty cringe if you catch my drift.

St.Pauli vs Hamburg starts in an hour.Union Berlin vs Dynamo Berlin. Schalke vs Dortmund. 1860 Munich vs Bayern.

This