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KIMMICH

based dirtmund even loses when they win KEK

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The absolute state of Wolfsburg

dumb amerilard

need another play maker

It is fun to see my whole senpai seeth in front of the liveticker

SPITZENREITER SPITZENREITER SPITZENREITER HEY HEY

>HHHAAHAHAHAHHhaahhaahaahAHHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA

based cuckmund saving schalke fron relegation

I FUCKING HATE DIRTMUND
I FUCKING HATE DIRTMUND
I FUCKING HATE DIRTMUND
I FUCKING HATE DIRTMUND

PACO
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*buying all he can get*

holy shit this will rocket for the rest of the season.

bvb deutscher meister 2018/19 amk

>lolsburg

LEWY

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>Celebrating a goal vs Stuttgart like it’s a WC final

>Golfsburg

It doesnt matter the slip is inevitable.

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nice GD, Dortmund

LMAO

HAMDULLAH fuck bauern AMINA KOYIM

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Dor in Münchän :D

>wolfsburg
>kotnascher

pick two

Why is Wolfsburg allowed to exist?

>burki flying for a ball thats clearly 2m off because he is so nervous

HOLDMUND IS BACK

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>Wolfsbug

Hmm, my Dortmund shares just spiked 5 %, what happened?

Ich versinke im Eis von Kronstadt
Ich liege unter dem Pflaster von Paris
Ich klebe an den Mauern Warschaus
Ichi steh' versteinert in Berlin
Ich liege in den Strassen Barcelonas
Ich falle im Kugelhagel
Der weissen Garden

Is he feeling his cock here? lmao

go home, Ahmed

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pulisic loses a ball
>lol faggot doest do shit
pulisic assist
>........

are the small clubs intentionally fighting extra hard against Dortmund and not giving a fuck against Bayern?

Was the 6:0 included in the €800m BMW paid to the VW subsidiary? The Börsenaufsicht needs to investigate this!!!

He used all two of his brain cells for that

wenn die bayern einmal vorbei sind dann kommen wir nicht mehr zurück. die messe ist gelesen. einfach nur erbärmlich wie man so einen vorsprung verschenkt hat

Many such cases! Sad!

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>wir
fuck off toby

PUSSYLICK

LEMUR

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ahhh yes, another 90.+ minute 3 point robbery in my tippspiel. great, just great. fuck this complete season

did they ask in Gladbach or how are they so low?

>Sanshit
>Pulishit

>jew club

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>Losing the first place to Bayern on goal difference

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APOLOGISE

PULISICK

WORTH EVERY SINGLE PENNY OF THE 60m

PULI

SICK

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>wolfsburg play like dogshit
>get destroyed by buyern
>lose to düsseldorf
>ICH ERWARTE EINE REAKTION!
>play their best game of the season against dortmund
>play like shit again afterwards

Wath it happen. It's gonna be one of those episodes.

Ummmmm.....

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bless dog for ameriga :D

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Based

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>

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>opponent has to open up a little
>score

who woulda thunk

>lose points against the worst teams in the league
>*cries* *screeches* i-it is... their fault *cries*
impressive

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OH NO NO NO

Starkes Spiel Jungs. Großartigen Willen bewiesen. Darauf können wir aufbauen.

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>celebrating losing the lead in the league

small club mentality

Oh look, first post of a cocky customer since 6 months

See

dann wirds noch was mit der Meisterschaft ne xD

sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mad

>all those mad customers itt because they are hated by all real footballfans
cant help, you are simply arrogant faggots.

hauptschulähhhhh
haupt.schul.äh

What's happening heres?

>relying on a player that you dont own anymore to bail you out

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SEETHING

its a ranking of the most hated clubs in germoney.

ein poliziiiiist
miiiit elfenoooohrn

thanks usa for being the greatest nation on earth.

BRODELND

So...this is the power of Werner

>first post of a cocky customer since 6 months
not even a customer, but here are 3 thematical similary posts in the last 20 minutes

would love to jack off now, but I am on nofap. Please dont give me any material that might make me weak.

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The Warlord of Wolfsburg

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>2 slips, 1 week

See you on Wednesday, my lads

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Shit, Frankfurt already played the energy drink. I wish they'd drop out of the CL and Frankfurt or Neverkusen got in.

That would be the perfect scenario.

Krinsch

Ah yes, getting destroyed at home and crashing out of the CL should be good. Unless they park the bus again.

Genuinely surprised to see Hertha so far up. They're pretty Graue Maus if you ask me.

Good for Freiburg though.

bunnyshedl leading against spurs

jz 1 tasse pott kaffe ja

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Flopp lost every away match in the CL. Even Marin dabbed on him

Friendly reminder that Bosz is stil the only coach who defeated Buyern in 2k19

Schalke supporters are probably on suicide watch

nah, stuttgart lost

Why? Schalke played really well yesterday. For one half, that is.

I felt very conflicted watching the Dortmund - Stuttgart game. Watching >Schalke go down would just be too funny.

*blocks your shot*

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glad to see my boys from bremen are liked compared to other teams

Hey, how is Charisteas nowadays? Does he still look like Mr. Bean?

Kek, why the hell someone would hate Leverkusen?
the muh company team doesn't even make sense

Shitty atmosphere in their stadium.

they destroyed german football with inflated salaries in the 00s

he retired from football at the prime age of 33 after stellar last few season performances with teams such as panetolikos, arles-avignon and al-nassr

then about 4 years ago he went to do his compulsory military service (pic related)

i've seen him in a few sports shows as a guest from time to time but god knows what he's doing with his life now

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>NOW!
But now is when the shares are priced lowest on that graph.

I think he owns a Greek restaurant in Amsterdam now, could be wrong, though.

It was actually the jews

Pretty cool, thanks for the update. The first jersey I ever got was a Christeas one, that must have been in 2002 or 2003.

Let’s go you MainzZzers

>Defenders watching as the keeper makes three world class slaves
Ok

>topsiel

>Features MainzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZzZz

Ugh^2

>Veh in blackface

how did i miss this?
why is nobody outraged?

I am actually such a sports fan I bought manchester united stock and sold it for a 10 cent profit.

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

Freecastle is Reddit: The Club

Which team is red and which is green

So did they go for the piss up he suggested? Because it seems to have worked if they did

Hab scheise gemacht

Jc fatty, just kys

Mach ich auch gleich, hab Dünnpfiff

Watching Viktor Axelsen in the All England semifinal.

See

>t. Desco

>Basis: 3.030 "Fußballinteressierte" in Deutschland
Please fuck off, B*ld consumer.

Isn't Bild the paper that hypes up Bayern the most?

It is rather meant as a comparison: Stupid faggot sees an chart, which supports his subjective believes, so it must be true and has to be communicated to everyone else as well. Even if it is based on 3.030 "Fubaßballinteressierte" out of a nation that fills stadiums up to 9.511.313 Fans up to this point. The most hated stats have no other reason than to be clickbait, and B*ild consumers are usually the first one to fall for anything. So does every two-cell-brain in this country.
>WEAK MINDED

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XDDDD
imagine making this

heh, can >we get a trophy for winning the second half of /bundes/?

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>a
>how to make your career go from granate to grenade in one easy step

No you nigger but we lose fire if we not making champions league

Eh, that guy won more world cups than Britain did in half a century.

kramer went from future goat to random bundes workhorse #6543

and don't flag post you stupid redditor

Don't worry, BOSZ elite tiki taka tatics will do it.

Dunno, I think that's kind of his charm. He's somewhere between Welt- and Kreisklasse.

yes meme charm just like all the others
>your kramers, your gentners, your hahns

Grosskreuz

>Buyern spent 15 million on a My little S o y ccer meme who has now been relegated to the Bundes amateur league with Buyern u23s
>still dependent on old man Ribery
Wew

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old man ribery did 3 assists in 9 minutes tho
goal difference was important today

Davies was playing in the MLS and then they called him to Bayern's main team

The only reason he is being criticized too much is because he was hyped by others so much and thought to be the one to replace Ribery but he isn't even playing in Ribery's position. The one to replace Ribery should be Coman. Davies is a talented 18 yo winger. He is still developing

I don't understand why all the responsibility is on him. Kovac already said that Gnabry had the same problem as Davies and that these problems are fixable in training.

Based ngubu

This nigger will likely end up in a midtable EPLEL club

pls buy Werner NOW

Who the fuck ever thought Kramer could be GOAT?

I can’t see this one dimensional fraud at a top club. Imo Leipzig is as high as his career will get.

I just fucking hope he already signed for Bayern
I can't goddamn stand to watch this idiot any longer, he wasted two 100% chances and stole a 100% Forsberg goal today

Why was Adams subbed off today against Augsburg?

>spending gorillons in prospects instead of buying a player ready to be starter

This guy needs 30km of space ahead of him to look good, he will never fit in at Buyern.

Rangnick went mad.

Even then he'll just run into the nearest opponent.

>no fap day 12

Fire Tedesco already, >we should be challenging for Champions league football

verstrahlt

Tedesco's not really the (main) problem.
You just have a shit squad.

Doesn't matter when BMW pays you 200m a year.

good night

good night faggots

gleich dopa uezs

haha epic ad lads

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Hertha is so far up because people hate Berlin, and they hate Berlin because of the politicians, not athletes or clubs. Implying the people who were asked for this poll possess the ability to differentiate.

>schalke

>starting a berlin disucssion in /bundes/
STOP

woah brudis würde mit der kraft von tausend sonnen da reinspritzen ugezsme

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the "bundes"

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hat sie dem programmchef einen geblasen, um den job zu bekommen?

H

Peter Neuruhrer is such a faggot
>Der videobeweis veräppult uns ja jede Woche
Fuck off nigger
He's always wrong at everything he says at the fantalk too

yes, except he is absolutely right. VAR has failed

absolute state of cuckmund

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No it has not. MAYBE there could be an argument that the hand-penalty rule needs overworking, but what's that got to do with VAR? So many goals given/taken correctly because of VAR, it's objectively a good thing. Just look at Madrid getting cucked thanks to it, rightfully so.

>(multiple) major fehlentscheidung(en) every week despite VAR
>"HURR VAR IS A GOOD THING!!"
ok

Which Fehlentscheidungen are you referring to??

Tbh var needs to be more transparent is all. Also it ideally would be used less kind of like when a borderline decision goes Bayern/bvbs way it isn't reviewed

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It can still work, but they're reviewing too many marginal decisions and taking too long. Tired of seeing 10 minutes of added time.

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SUPER HAMBURCH SANKT PAULI
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLE
SUPER HAMBURCH SANKT PAULI

Such as which?You lying faggot
Also you fucking retards forget that it's the beginning of VAR, there is no reason to view it as finished project - obviously it's just gonna get more improvements added to it.

>Tired of seeing 10 minutes of added time.
Literally only happened at the manu/PSG game but okay retard
Also what is wrong with more added time?

why implement an obviously flawed system though?

There are no perfect system schluchtenscheißer
Also it's not "obviously" flawed, it helped a lot so far.

Because theres less flaws than without this system

It's also worth noting that var worked p well at the world cup. Perhaps Germans are all just brainlets

>amerinigger calling germans retards

>Countryballing

schalke 1:1, abseitstor not even investigated
euro league, inter gets a penalty, frankfurt doesnt in the exact same situation
barcelona vs rayo, clear penalty for rayo not given

just to name a few. cant even remember all the situations, there were ton.

Should I even watch the Hamburggekicke?

Okay, so it needs improvement. But since I haven't seen any of these games and I already deducted that you are clinically retarded I doubt any of this is true without verifying it myself anyway.
And even THEN the good outweights the bad.

schalke goal, pizarro offside. not even investigated. multiple pundits said its offside

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That's not offside.

euro league doesn't even have var, you utter moron

>Freddy "Diversity is our strength" Bobic

same

>That's not offside.
ahh ok, its your first week of football. let me explain: in the moment of the pass, pizarros foot is closer to the goalkeeper than any of the last defenders "legal" body parts. he then actively goes for the ball -> offside

we are watching the liverpool game btw

nö ^^

Who is we?

why would you invite Beckmann to the dopa?

anybody with a stream for Sankt Pauli - HSV?

nö

help me bundes you're my only hope

...

I think you've mistaken Kramer for Marko "The German Messi" Marin

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danke bitte

>that tifo

fucking hell i love this derby already

>lasogga still playing
krinsch

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That's a proper derby.

did they fugg :D ?

Where the f**k is the match thread?

hamburg ist die übelste bonzenstadt. ich war letztes derby da und die gesamte stadt war totenstill. kein alarm, keine eskalation, nicht mal beulerei.

The state of Qatar secretly offered $400m to Fifa just 21 days before world football’s governing body controversially decided that the 2022 World Cup would be held in the tiny desert country, leaked documents have revealed.

whatthe fuck is this formation the kikes are using?

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just hoof it to Alex meier

when will they learn?

I screen shotted this too, HOWEVER
>not using a dark theme

Legs spread to receive the semen

>match thread
Get a load of this boomer

go Yotsuba B or go home

ALERTA ALERTA ANTIFASCISTA

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hello newfag. If there isn't Dortmund playing there is not enough interest for a separate thread. You're welcome.

this is the biggest game in german football all season though

KRAUTS, where's the stream for Hamburg-St Pauli

Plenty of HSV match threads the past few months, newfriend.

between lasogga and alex meier which one would you rather be cuckolded by?

>t. Belgian St. Pauli tranny poster

Pauli look so nervous
HSV look physically more dominant.

*slurp*

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>RefSV

where you watching it cunt

Tor in Hamburg

w-what's that besamex ad about

Apologize.

in my office

>st Pooli: 58% passing rate
Should stay in 2nd bundes

livetv.sx

they have been super lucky all season tbf
Kiel and Heidenheim are much better teams.
Pauli are cool tho - if thye cuck hsv by taking 4 points off their promotion challenge it'll be hilarious

>if
lmfao

epitome of the renate effekt

explain for not /deutsch/pol lurkers

he had his head in her pussy

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bla bla bla bla jews bla bla bla bla blacks bla bla bla bla

Would so cum in her pussy idc

NUR
U
R

>st pooli

>twitter
epitome of the sören effekt

>St Pooli

Oh no no no

How the hell a team named St Pauli, with a logo having a curch ends up with faggots, commies and kikes?

how the hell does a country with order and progress written on its flag end up the world's largest 3rd world shithole led by a /pol/lack troll?

The flag is a freemason positivist stuff
>world's largest 3rd world shithole
Brazil is only this bad if you decide to go live in favelas, Rio De Janeiro or any Nordeste state
>/pol/lack troll
kek no

Time for St. Pauli shutters to reeeeee. Dumb commies

This! Looks like the epitome of a mdh milf.

Absolutely disgusting

LMAO

F

>St. Pauli completely btfo
Nice

based

D E S T R O Y E D

Dive as fuck

VAR a shit

>arse anal vs poonited today
neato

>giving a shit about Arsenal vs united’s Youth team

Nuremberg are better than I remember

How many Joelinton is going to score today lads?

>giving a shit about the bundes
lumoring

Viktor Axelsen playing the All England final today from 17:00.
I will start cooking around then but will go back and forth between my kitchen and living room to follow the match.

>the city of Nuremberg

No era penal

TOR IN SINSHEIM

>the second biggest /bundes/ winner is currently a awful team
SAD

Glubb = Depp

>belfodil
Top cuck

ERA PENAL

>t. doesn't know shit about mdh milfs

That creature is not a quality milf

Why furth x Dresden didn't played?

too windy

Storm

I said mdh not quality.

Sarriball is just the defective version of Boszball

>„Zu Jogi Löw werde ich mich nach dem Liverpool-Spiel mal äußern. Ich möchte die Ruhe, die wir uns jetzt hier erarbeitet haben, bis nach dem Spiel erhalten - und dann sehen wir weiter“, sagte Hoeneß am Samstag nach dem 6:0 der Bayern in der Bundesliga gegen den VfL Wolfsburg.

>Derweil bestätigte Hoeneß den Deal des FC Bayern mit dem Münchner Autohersteller BMW, nicht aber das kolportierte Gesamtvolumen in Höhe von 800 Millionen Euro. „Mir ist es ein ganz wichtiges Bedürfnis zu sagen, ja, wir haben eine Vereinbarung mit BMW für die Zukunft. Sowohl im Basketball als auch im Fußball. Aber die Summen, die da in der Welt rumgeistern, die stimmen hinten und vorne nicht“, sagte er.
>Das „Manager Magazin“ hatte in dieser Woche unter Berufung auf Bayerns Aufsichtsratsmitglied Edmund Stoiber wie schon andere Medien zuvor darüber berichtet, dass BMW den Konkurrenten Audi als Partner und Anteilseigner beim deutschen Topklub ablösen will. Seit 2010 ist das Ingolstädter Unternehmen an der FC Bayern München AG beteiligt, hält wie Sportartikelhersteller Adidas und der Versicherungskonzern Allianz 8,33 Prozent der Anteile. Diese müsste BMW dem bayerischen Konkurrenten abkaufen.

>wind is getting stronger
HELP

Kein angst fren bin hier jz ja

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Für weite Teile Nordrhein-Westfalens gab der DWD wegen der Gefahr von orkanartigen Böen die zweithöchste Unwetter-Warnstufe aus. "Eberhard" fege mit Windstärke elf, teilweise mit Windstärke zwölf über Nordrhein-Westfalen hinweg, teilte der DWD mit. Bei solchen Windgeschwindigkeiten könnten Bäume entwurzelt und Dachziegel durch die Luft geschleudert werden. Menschen sollten sich möglichst nicht im Freien aufhalten, mahnten die Meteorologen.

Auch für Baden-Württemberg und Teile von Bayern warnte der DWD insbesondere für den Nachmittag vor orkanartigen Böen mit Windgeschwindigkeiten im Flachland bis 110 Kilometern pro Stunde. Auf dem Feldberg wurden demnach sogar Geschwindigkeiten bis 150 Stundenkilometer gemessen.

Die Schneefallgrenze sollte stellenweise auf 400 Meter sinken. Für das Allgäu prognostizierte der DWD bis Montagmorgen Niederschläge von stellenweise mehr als 50 Litern pro Quadratmeter.

Da hilft nur 0n h0ßer Kakao und in die Bettdecke einkuscheln :3

>Shitenheim

>NAILSMEME

AJAX

Hey, my French friend, how good is Nicolas Pépé?

Dunno, the little of ligue 1 I watch is Lyon

Fugg, I want watch Lille matches but literally not a single channel here broadcast Ligue 1 even with the muh Neymar thing

>*high fives team*
>fuck yeah, we did it! another draw and still last place

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just watch illegal streams dude lmao

no, they will leave the last place as of now!
fake news!

I assume that Sinsheim is a comfy city

kek

Based Nailsmeme unexposing himself

Is Esther pregnant?

post it. (if this was me I'm sorry)

Thanks /bundes/ for recommending me this a few weeks back. Finally watched it and it's great.

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I am watching on the TV and will certainly not take a photograph

>tfw no gf

Esther's big, lactating esthers. Also not excited for this insane top match at all.

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>first snow match I ever see
Based

Maybe even with the orange ball if it continues!

But can they do it on a cold and snowy night at Hannover?

Yes, you're right

VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND

SNOWED

i didn't know germany still had snow in march

Fs2 is literally playing women's college basketball over the bundes
UGH!!

Hopefully >we use the alternative kit in the second half

this is what you get for hiring a tom

VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND VOLLAND

BETTER THAN MULLEL AND WERNER

Now it's really looking like Hannover get outplayed by a bunch of invisible ghosts.

hannover cucked by snow lol

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SNOWED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>state of Nürnberg and Hannover

Fuck I missed Haraguchi

>muh snow
fucking zoomers

>low passes in massive snow
football players a such mental manlets

Are they gonna call off this game?

Why should they?

>Am cleversten wär gewesen farbig zu kreiden
RACISM

It’s just been interrupted

EXES
AND THE OH OH OH'S THEY HAUNT ME

can't wait for those amazing 15 minutes now

I literally can’t see the Leverkusen players

>constantly overestimating the ball
M E N T A L
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dazn """"experte"""" sounds depressed af desu i cant understand any of his mumbling

1-1 in sets in the badminton right now

>prutminton

damn look at Esthers preggo tits

Hehe yes

just wanted to point this out

What was that guy's name?
Dirk große Schlarmann?

Anyone got a webbum of the snow save?

streamable.com/oi61q

Gott mit Leverkusen

lmao

classic second half choke by leverkusen about to commence

Are the Leverghosts slipping or more like freezing?

denmark, what is your opinion on esther's bust?

Did you watch the badminton?
Momota just beat Axelsen by two sets to one in the All England final. Good game from both.

Who is Esther? I can rate it based on a representative picture.

Thanks brudi

you were asked a question, you impolite little SHIT

Well don’t be so impatient!

Sorry, I don't care that much for Rückschlagspiele of any sorts.

sorry
let me massage your feet as an apology

Wow okay, enjoy having a slightly poorer life than it could be.

patrician taste

Started seriously reading ‘In Search of Lost Time’ this weekend btw. Started it earlier, but along with a few other books or “works” as some would say, in order to choose one to keep up with. I wish there was a free Danish version since I’m not able to read it in French anyway. There’s probably one in the library, but doing it on the old tablet so far.

fuck you hangover

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I didn't notice it last time I saw her, but today's outfit really accentuates those milk bags.

>Never
>Ever
>Kusen

Very beautiful woman. The dark Balkan look works for me.

>the snow will be the reason they get relegated

Bosz and Leverkusen still bottling it despite having nature on their side

>/bundes/tag only has 4 parties in it
>cheeky Brazil

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BOIPUSSI SCORES

based havertz-brandt duo

you think Brandt and Havertz fuck (each other) on the regular?

Based Leverkusen. Never should have doubted you

in my fantasy they do

Shameful display by Denmark

Hello my friend

I was asking you about her bust. I explicitely posted a picture where you can see it even through a thick feathered down jacket.
Do you like it?

Well it’s 2% here so...

Yes I like it a lot for sure.

>the linesman couldn't see that
Jeez

white shoe camouflage

*assists you*

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He has the face of a kinderriegel kid

Why people don't rate kohr?

shitty thugballer, worthless in possession, too rash against the ball should only be a rotation option imo

>VAR refs

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stuttgart is based?

Holy fuck, just saw that Neverkusen actually won their game. I ragequit after the equalizer btw.

He's trash.

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RELEASE ME

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youtu.be/Z04S3wowUSo

youtu.be/ebjXsc0UjdQ

Fake fan

youtube.com/watch?v=sVDr1I4OPtE

*unlocks you*

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>denbot is into 5-heads
Lmao man lernt auch nie aus hier

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I was just reminded of ‘Jeder für sich und Gott gegen alle’.
What a fantastic film. I think I will watch it tomorrow.

Boar junge ich land gleich nen Airbus A380 auf ihrem kopf...

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Don't know what to make of this

Boring

All his songs sound the same (and that's a good thing)

>Don't know what to make of this
watch chungking express then

Esther a cute though.

Ja wenn du meinst Mirko

Yes

just

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g schpeichert

I didn't know Reddit bull Leipzig had such a good defense

Make that 2 for the Philippines Dutertemund now has a German flag flair

all me btw

Literally me

Fuck off back to /soc/ Slutmark. No one is buying your pathetic Soren boyfriend proxy who conveniently comes to announce your pathetic entrance into the thread.

hi
who is the most based club
I like supporting good teams, but they don't have to be the greatest team in the world, just serviceable. like not constantly being relegated or demoted.
I asked before and I was told Bayer, but I think the French people were just trying to be funny. I want a young team but I want them to be based, true to their roots

hi
its leipzig
leipzig are triggering bundes by essentially laughing at the 50+1 rule which makes them automatically based
don't listen to french people, retard

frankfurt

Hello Gerry friends
So is Tyler Adams the real deal?

dear Mr Rasenbull,
red bull is no go for me. I don't like drinking red bull (unless it's in coke), I don't like red bull as a company (having a friend who works for them) and I'm not a big fan of their identity either.
even having watched a lot of Bundesliga this season, I don't have a real tie or leaning for any club. I have family ties to Man Utd (since the 50s), personal ties to Uruguay (friend is from there), Real Betis, Sampdoria, and even Zenit, but Germany and France are the only leagues that I have zero ties to. Bremen seems kind of neat, and Bayer has a awesome logo, but really I just don't have any team I like. I don't like Dortmund, I don't like Hoffenheim, don't like Buynearn, not a fan of RB, hate Berlin, Gladbach is too reddit, and I don't care for Hamburg. Unsure where that leaves me.
I suppose I'll pick from Bayer, Freiburg, Hannover, Mainz, Wolfsburg, Stuttgart, Nurnberg.

I have a family friend in Frankfurt, but the colors and uniforms are really dull to me and the stadium looks depressing.

how up my colleagues

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Bayer is based you fag
Frankfurt have aesthetic players but I’m not a fan of their play style.

>french man back to shill for Bayer
fine, I'll buy a jersey

Well, that was easy

>he thinks I was serious
bayer owns Monsanto, correct?
cancer on the pitch and off

yes yes.. stick it to the poor

I want to punch him

dios mio

Dios mio...

Dios Mio O_O

Will Bayern defeat Liverpool?

nö

Based

Since Uth is getting cucked by Tedesco, Volland might get an NT call-up

Freiburg is Hitler youth the club
Obersturmbannführer Streich included

bayern munich supporters aren't supporters at all, but rather customers

yes

yes yes hello

What are they buying?

reflected and vicarious glory

easily

Klatschpappen

>Walace have a record of 1 relegation per season

>the eastern mark of Ostrich

the privilege to feel like a part of something successful. basically buyern customers are all mentally ill.

Adolf or Friedhelm
who will win today?

This absolute madman did it again!

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BLEACHED

quality > quantity

quantity > non-quality

Model Layla Powell? Isn Brett.

ok, if i get digits, it means I have to root for Bayer for the rest of my life. rolling

wow, good save
another roll, this time for gladbach

close one, this time I am letting you decide
whoever gets digits and responds with a team will decide my fate
this will lead into the next thread if it is not decided

Hansa Rostock

Die dreimalige Bahnrad-Weltmeisterin Kelly Catlin aus den USA ist im Alter von 23 Jahren gestorben.

„Unsere Gedanken und Gebete sind bei der Catlin-Familie. Dies ist eine unglaublich schwierige Zeit und wir möchten deren Privatsphäre respektieren“, teilte der US-Verband am Sonntag auf seiner Homepage mit.

Catlin gewann 2016, 2017 und 2018 mit dem amerikanischen Frauenvierer jeweils die WM in der Mannschaftsverfolgung. In der Einerverfolgung holte sie 2017 und 2018 jeweils WM-Bronze.

Bei den Olympischen Spielen 2016 in Rio gewann das Quartett in der Teamverfolgung die Silbermedaille hinter Großbritannien. Bei den am vergangenen Sonntag beendeten Weltmeisterschaften in Pruszkow/Polen fehlte Catlin im Aufgebot.

Laut einem Bericht der „Daily Mail“ soll die junge Frau sich am Donnerstag das Leben genommen haben. Ihr Mitbewohner fand sie tot in ihrem Zimmer auf dem Campus der Elite-Uni Stanford (Kalifornien), wo sie Ingenieurwissenschaften studierte.

Red Bull Saltcastle

bundes is great but it needs more yobs sucker-punching players, don't @ me

another bundes poster gone. sad!

SCHALKE
C
H
A
L
K
E

rip ami, all he wanted to do was live the american dream and die from a heart attack. now his soul is lost forever.

Fucking hell for the Yank
Top kek
o
p

k
e
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yank yank time to wank

00erkuchen heute richtig schön mit Nutella druff,richtig g0l alder

I found out yesterday that my sister is antivax
kthxbye

fuck!

gesetze-im-internet.de/ifsg/__60.html

Eintracht Frankfurt ist am 25. März 2019 in Kooperation mit unserem Hauptsponsor Indeed und Ausrüster Nike Teilnehmer beim BigCityBeats WORLD CLUB DOME Zero Gravity 2019 und wird dabei eine Hauptrolle übernehmen. Denn Stürmer Sébastien Haller soll auf Vorlage von Sportvorstand Fredi Bobic das erste Fußballtor in der Schwerelosigkeit erzielen. In Zusammenarbeit mit der Europäischen Weltraumorganisation ESA organisiert BigCityBeats zum zweiten Mal den Club in der Schwerelosigkeit. Dafür wurde ein Airbus A310 umgebaut, der normalerweise von der ESA für Astronautentraining und wissenschaftliche Experimente genutzt wird. In diesem Parabelflug werden neben den beiden Adlerträgern Prominente aus der ganzen Welt dabei sein. DJs der elektronischen Musikszene verwandeln das Flugzeug in einen Spaceclub und sorgen für eine Mini-Ausgabe des BigCityBeats WORLD CLUB DOME, der bekannten dreitägigen Musikveranstaltung, die alljährlich im Juni in der Commerzbank-Arena stattfindet.

Bei „Zero Gravity“ handelt es sich um ein besonderes Flugmanöver mit dem Ziel, den Zustand der Schwerelosigkeit zu erreichen. Dies gelingt auf einer Höhe von 7.000 bis 8.500 Metern, indem durch Manöver bis zu einer Gesamtzeit von sechs Minuten totale Schwerelosigkeit erzeugt wird. Dabei soll das erste Fußballtor in der Schwerelosigkeit gelingen, wenn Sébastien Haller eine Vorlage von Fredi Bobic – beide im Trikot von Eintracht Frankfurt – verwandelt. Gestartet wird am 25. März im Terminal 2 des Frankfurter Flughafens, der Flug dauert rund zweieinhalb Stunden. Zero Gravity ist ein weltweites Medienereignis, durch die Berichterstattung rund um den Globus über dieses spezielle Ereignis werden etwa eine Milliarde Menschen erreicht.

>hfw

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elmau kollege aber ist sie h0ß?

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drei jahre und sieht schon aus wie ein turbo asylant

>Chemnitz – Nach dem Neonazi-Skandal in der Regionalliga zieht der Chemnitzer FC weitere personelle Konsequenzen.
>„Die CFC-Fanbeauftragte und SPD-Stadträtin Peggy Schellenberger wird ab sofort von ihren Aufgaben bei den Himmelblauen entbunden. Darüber hinaus wird Maximilian Glös, bisher Mitarbeiter der Kommunikationsabteilung, freigestellt. Olaf Kadner wird fortan vom CFC nicht mehr als Stadionsprecher eingesetzt“, heißt es in der offiziellen Erklärung der CFC-Geschäftsführung am Montagmittag.
>Vor dem Beginn des Viertliga-Spiels Chemnitzer FC gegen Altglienicke (4:4) trauerten viele der 4006 Zuschauer um den verstorbenen Neo-Nazi Thomas Haller (†55). Auf der Stadion-Videoleinwand wurde das Porträt von Haller gezeigt. Es gab eine Schweigeminute. Die Ultras hissten ein Kreuz. Vermummte fackelten im Block Pyros ab.
>Für einen Skandal im Skandal sorgte Stürmer Daniel Frahn (31). Nach seinem Tor holte er sich von der Ersatzbank ein Shirt mit der Aufschrift „Support your local hools“. Frahn bekam vom Verein eine Geldstrafe. Er entschuldigt sich so: „Dass dieses T-Shirt so tief in der Nazi-Szene verbreitet ist, war mir nicht bewusst.“
>Vorstand Uhlig trat Sonntag bereits zurück, um „weiteren Schaden“ vom Klub abzuwenden. Jetzt folgten nach der Auswertung der Vorfälle die weiteren personellen Konsequenzen.
>Peggy Schellenberger (42) hatte bei Facebook eine – inzwischen gelöschte – Trauer-Botschaft geschrieben: „Wir waren immer fair, straight, unpolitisch und herzlich zueinander.“
>Sie sagte danach: „Ich bin früher mit Haller oft angeeckt, als er noch für die Security im Stadion zuständig war und nationalsozialistische Ansichten hatte. Nach langer Zeit sah ich Haller vor zwei Wochen wieder. Unter dem Eindruck dieser Begegnung habe ich meine Trauerbekundung geschrieben.“
>Die Chemnitzer SPD distanzierte sich von ihr.

but i was told that only people from the Aluhutfraktion say this can happen in Germany.

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what's wrong with that?

LMAO

>Die CFC-Fanbeauftragte und SPD-Stadträtin Peggy Schellenberger wird ab sofort von ihren Aufgaben bei den Himmelblauen entbunden. Darüber hinaus wird Maximilian Glös, bisher Mitarbeiter der Kommunikationsabteilung, freigestellt.
usually you need a reason for doing this. what is the reason?

>what is the reason?
empörung from middle aged women

underrated

F

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less relevant than hob gschissen posts

>mfw my Oma is 89
>she had two older sisters and both of them died at 89

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>Am Sonntag sorgte Ex-Profi Stefan Effenberg (Foto) in der TV-Sendung „Sky90“ für Aufsehen. Der 50-Jährige erklärte, kurz vor einem Engagement als Trainer beim FC Schalke 04 gestanden zu haben. „Am Ende hat er (Clemens Tönnies, Anm.d.Red.) mir die Hand gegeben und gesagt: ‚Wir werden bald zusammenarbeiten‘“, erzählte Effenberg. Doch zu einer Unterschrift kam es nie. „Ein Handschlag ist für mich wie ein Vertrag“, unterstellte der ehemalige Nationalspieler den Königsblauen daher Wortbruch.
>„Richtig ist, dass es 2013 Gespräche des gesamten damaligen Vorstands und des Aufsichtsratsvorsitzenden Clemens Tönnies mit Effenberg gab. Diese resultierten in einer Handschlag-Zusage über eine Zusammenarbeit mit Effenberg als Cheftrainer“, heißt es in der Mitteilung.
>Dass es letztlich nicht zu einer Vertragsunterschrift kam, lag laut den Schalkern am Verhalten von Effenbergs Ehefrau. „Eine zentrale Bedingung dieser Vereinbarung war, dass die Gespräche und deren Inhalte zunächst vertraulich behandelt werden. Nachdem jedoch Claudia Effenberg unmittelbar nach Beendigung der Gespräche gegen diese Bedingung durch einen Post auf (sic) sozialen Medien verstoßen hat, nahm der Vorstand von weiteren Gesprächen Abstand. Der damalige Sportvorstand Horst Heldt sagte dem Berater von Stefan Effenberg daraufhin ab“, so die Version der Schalker.

>peggy
every time

I wanna fuck my teacher so bad lads

Post pics of her (him)

Don't have photos of her
But she's a blonde green eyed milf, and blonde green eyed woman are my weakness

>

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is she your sister? I wont judge.

Kohr and Sahin, the world class of tomorrow.

*is you're weakness in your path*

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>cakeface in HD
this kills the benis

Let me tell you something, incest in Brazil is more common between cousins.

Would breed

Don't worry user everything will be ok she will not pass away any time soon

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Heute zunächst auf der Bank: Rönnow (ETW), Ndicka, Falette, Haller, Gacinovic, Willems, Russ

what should I eat now

schogo :DDDDDDDD

hmmmmmmmm.....
ja og :DDD

Bratkartoffeln mit Leberkäse und Jägersoße. That's what I just ate.

gibts das bei lieferando

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I'll eat something that's called "Abbreinde Gnedl"
basically dumplings from yesterday fried with onions and egg. add salt and pepper, done. quick, easy and delicious

>... und Jägersoße
YIKES. You eat Leberkäse with fried eggs, spinach and potatoes.

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old.reddit.com/r/redsoccer/comments/azx1ev/1930_gmt_dusseldorf_vs_eintracht_frankfurt/

HALLO DAS TOPSPIEL GEHT LOS!

comfy game with two likeable teams desu

errr didn't look offside at first glance

neue