The saddest excuse of a "derby" English football has. Cue asshurt fans of both sides saying otherwise.
12:30pm GMT kick-off.
CRY: Guaita; Wan-Bissaka, Dann, Tomkins, Van Aanholt; Milivojevic (c), McArthur; Schlupp, Townsend, Zaha; Batshuayi. >Subs: Speroni, Ward, Kelly, Meyer, Kouyate, Ayew, Benteke.
BHA: Ryan; Montoya, Duffy, Dunk (c), Bernardo; Stephens, Propper, Bissouma, Knockaert; Andone, Jahanbakhsh. >Subs: Button, Burn, Bong, Kayal, March, Izquierdo, Murray.
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March 9, 2019 - 11:33
This is the most autistic derby in football right?
March 9, 2019 - 12:00
I betted bts w/o knowing this apparently is a ”derby”.
March 9, 2019 - 12:05
last 2 digits is scoreline
March 9, 2019 - 12:09
haha lads imagine a female cop wrestling you to the ground wouldn't that be crazy
March 9, 2019 - 12:10
Most derbies of this kind aren't really acknowledged by anyone other than the broadcasters The M69 derby is pretty autistic
March 9, 2019 - 12:11
Sweeeedish telly just gave me a rundown on poo-gate. I didn’t know Brighton was this based.
March 9, 2019 - 12:12
based le sacked on tv man
March 9, 2019 - 12:13
i believe a guy who used to play for tottenham threw coins at a different guy who also used to play for tottenham
March 9, 2019 - 12:19
Only media tards consider this a derby.
March 9, 2019 - 12:24
fans always seem well up for it
March 9, 2019 - 12:25
absolute state of the modern day premier league when they have to big this up as a huge game, give me a break.
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March 9, 2019 - 12:28
>this autist again do you understand what merit is? you thick nigger
March 9, 2019 - 12:29
So, another soccerstreams clone has been banned overnight and the footybite page hasn't been updated with links for this yet.
Fucking gay.
March 9, 2019 - 12:30
/soccerstreamsonline/ should stay up for the day i'm using a link off there
March 9, 2019 - 12:31
there's a link in the discord to a reddit page
March 9, 2019 - 12:31
Shit, I completely forgot about the discord. I joined weeks ago when all this banhammer crap kicked off but literally never went back.
March 9, 2019 - 12:35
So.. THIS is the power of the premiership.
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March 9, 2019 - 12:47
are you implying norwich will finish above either of the sides when they come up?
March 9, 2019 - 12:49
hoofballing is the strategy of elites
March 9, 2019 - 12:51
Not that guy, but at least Norwich are a more attacking side than fucking Brighton.
March 9, 2019 - 12:52
And just as I say that, Murray scores lmao.
March 9, 2019 - 12:53
delightful finish by Murray 2bh
March 9, 2019 - 12:54
>zaha doing nothing as usual b-b-but he does 25 stepovers a half and is black, surely he can play for a big club
March 9, 2019 - 12:56
>discord >reddit
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March 9, 2019 - 12:57
Enjoy struggling like sht next season. Championship has been poor this time
March 9, 2019 - 12:57
Love me some Matty Ryan lads.
March 9, 2019 - 12:58
>being more attacking means you will be more successful. Tell that to fulham
March 9, 2019 - 12:58
Fulham aren't attacking, they're just shit.
March 9, 2019 - 13:00
This game is total shite lads.
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March 9, 2019 - 13:01
you literally struggled to our youth team if we were still a PL team yesterday
PL will destroy you if you play like yesterday
March 9, 2019 - 13:01
>he doesn’t sit comfortably in his bed/at the dinner table while posting
March 9, 2019 - 13:01
Yeah. How it should be you normalfag.
March 9, 2019 - 13:03
They were attacking in the championship. They ripped multiple teams a new arsehole. They comfortably beat norwich and leeds last season too. My point was it means shit doing well in the championship, so norwich fans have no place to mock when they will be in a relegation scrap next season
March 9, 2019 - 13:03
>at the dinner table while posting are you a teenager?
March 9, 2019 - 13:03
CAM ON PALACE SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS
March 9, 2019 - 13:11
>boink, boink I hear someone in the stands brought his drum with him.
March 9, 2019 - 13:23
>Player throws himself into the air before any contact occurs >Commentator: "OOOOOH That's a tough call that one"
Fuck these bitch ass commentators who can't even call out a blatant dive
March 9, 2019 - 13:23
The amount of people that just criticised Zaha proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yea Forums.
March 9, 2019 - 13:25
Are we gonna pretend like of crystal palace isnt being refballed ?
March 9, 2019 - 13:27
>Harry Gale: Congratulations to Glenn Murray for 100 Brighton goals - one of the most intelligent Premier League players. lmao
March 9, 2019 - 13:28
I'd hardly call two 50/50 challenges not going their way 'refball'?
March 9, 2019 - 13:30
>Stream feezes >Refresh page >Penalty
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March 9, 2019 - 13:38
If it can be played on a Saturday
It isn't a Derby
March 9, 2019 - 13:39
>crystal palace "ultras" >glad all over goal music
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March 9, 2019 - 13:39
People think this is a derby?
March 9, 2019 - 13:40
>bad penalty call >cleat to the balls Yeah. I'm thinking am right.
March 9, 2019 - 13:41
>cleat to the balls
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March 9, 2019 - 13:42
How is it possible to have as bad an end product as Zaha has?
March 9, 2019 - 13:49
He's scored or assisted in I think 4 of his last games, and got man of the match in one. Calm down Shearer
March 9, 2019 - 13:53
that doesn't invalidate what he said, wrighty
March 9, 2019 - 13:55
Wouldn't scoring or assisting imply that he has end product? Whats next Keown?
March 9, 2019 - 13:57
Watched Gary Oldman's 'The Firm' last night. Was pretty decent.
March 9, 2019 - 13:57
>all these ex pros ITT based, we motd now
March 9, 2019 - 14:00
GGGOOOOAAAALLLLLL
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March 9, 2019 - 14:03
>Scores a blootah >Instantly gets subbed off
March 9, 2019 - 14:04
Meyer about to dab on them
March 9, 2019 - 14:05
Because he doesn't have end product, just runs in a straight line, does stepovers and falls over One good ball in 20 attempts isn't an end product
March 9, 2019 - 14:06
>walks in your shop and nicks your crisps >walks away
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March 9, 2019 - 14:07
wishing i had a seagull mate to nick me some crisps right now
March 9, 2019 - 14:14
The crisps are 3 points, and the shop is Selhurst Park
March 9, 2019 - 14:16
the gull knows he's being naughty cos he speeds up after he nicks the bag too
March 9, 2019 - 14:16
Is Crystal Palace the blackest team in the prem?
March 9, 2019 - 14:16
'ate palace lads
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March 9, 2019 - 14:17
i like colorful and happy teams like brighton. crystal palace has a happy name but they are like mud and they have ugly stadium that looks like it wants to demolish itself
March 9, 2019 - 14:18
outstanding how bad palace are
March 9, 2019 - 14:19
>mfw
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March 9, 2019 - 14:19
That the one where he leaves his knife out and the baby tries to eat it?
March 9, 2019 - 14:20
What the god damn fuck is that
March 9, 2019 - 14:21
i believe it's called "Canada"
March 9, 2019 - 14:24
The fuck is that dance from Dunk
March 9, 2019 - 14:26
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March 9, 2019 - 14:27
FUCK PALACE AND FUCK BURNLEY
THE GULLS ARE BACK
March 9, 2019 - 14:27
lmao how tf do brighton win this match
March 9, 2019 - 14:30
Yeah and his wife goes mental
March 9, 2019 - 14:30
I.D is another good one if you've not seen it
March 9, 2019 - 14:31
when he scored he fell to his knees instead of slid to avoid pic related
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March 9, 2019 - 14:33
many qt traps in brighton?
March 9, 2019 - 14:34
brighton is gay the gay capital user
traps aren't gay
March 9, 2019 - 14:36