OFFICIAL CRYSTAL PALACE v BRIGHTON & HOVE ALBION MATCH THREAD

The saddest excuse of a "derby" English football has. Cue asshurt fans of both sides saying otherwise.

12:30pm GMT kick-off.

CRY: Guaita; Wan-Bissaka, Dann, Tomkins, Van Aanholt; Milivojevic (c), McArthur; Schlupp, Townsend, Zaha; Batshuayi.
>Subs: Speroni, Ward, Kelly, Meyer, Kouyate, Ayew, Benteke.

BHA: Ryan; Montoya, Duffy, Dunk (c), Bernardo; Stephens, Propper, Bissouma, Knockaert; Andone, Jahanbakhsh.
>Subs: Button, Burn, Bong, Kayal, March, Izquierdo, Murray.

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Up da gulls

Ahhh footballlllllll

This is the most autistic derby in football right?

I betted bts w/o knowing this apparently is a ”derby”.

last 2 digits is scoreline

haha lads imagine a female cop wrestling you to the ground wouldn't that be crazy

Most derbies of this kind aren't really acknowledged by anyone other than the broadcasters
The M69 derby is pretty autistic

Sweeeedish telly just gave me a rundown on poo-gate. I didn’t know Brighton was this based.

based le sacked on tv man

how is this even a derby

i believe a guy who used to play for tottenham threw coins at a different guy who also used to play for tottenham

Only media tards consider this a derby.

fans always seem well up for it

absolute state of the modern day premier league when they have to big this up as a huge game, give me a break.

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>this autist again
do you understand what merit is? you thick nigger

So, another soccerstreams clone has been banned overnight and the footybite page hasn't been updated with links for this yet.

Fucking gay.

wdhmbt

/soccerstreamsonline/ should stay up for the day i'm using a link off there

there's a link in the discord to a reddit page

Cheers.

Shit, I completely forgot about the discord. I joined weeks ago when all this banhammer crap kicked off but literally never went back.

Just hoof it to Zaha la

So.. THIS is the power of the premiership.

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are you implying norwich will finish above either of the sides when they come up?

hoofballing is the strategy of elites

Yes.

Not that guy, but at least Norwich are a more attacking side than fucking Brighton.

MURRAY

And just as I say that, Murray scores lmao.

delightful finish by Murray 2bh

>zaha doing nothing as usual
b-b-but he does 25 stepovers a half and is black, surely he can play for a big club

Wew

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>discord
>reddit

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Enjoy struggling like sht next season. Championship has been poor this time

Love me some Matty Ryan lads.

>being more attacking means you will be more successful.
Tell that to fulham

>phoneposting

Fulham aren't attacking, they're just shit.

This game is total shite lads.

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you literally struggled to our youth team if we were still a PL team yesterday

PL will destroy you if you play like yesterday

twitter.com/UTDFats/status/1104109887263567873

>he doesn’t sit comfortably in his bed/at the dinner table while posting

Yeah. How it should be you normalfag.

They were attacking in the championship. They ripped multiple teams a new arsehole.
They comfortably beat norwich and leeds last season too.
My point was it means shit doing well in the championship, so norwich fans have no place to mock when they will be in a relegation scrap next season

>at the dinner table while posting
are you a teenager?

Stream?

ded11 dot gq

...

Zaha is so trash

Thanks

CAM ON PALACE SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS

Zaha a shit

*dives*

Era

that was embarrassing

>boink, boink
I hear someone in the stands brought his drum with him.

>Player throws himself into the air before any contact occurs
>Commentator: "OOOOOH That's a tough call that one"

Fuck these bitch ass commentators who can't even call out a blatant dive

The amount of people that just criticised Zaha proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" Yea Forums.

See you tomorrow, lad

Are we gonna pretend like of crystal palace isnt being refballed ?

>Harry Gale: Congratulations to Glenn Murray for 100 Brighton goals - one of the most intelligent Premier League players.
lmao

you have to go back

I'd hardly call two 50/50 challenges not going their way 'refball'?

that was dive

>Stream feezes
>Refresh page
>Penalty

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No Era Penal

If it can be played on a Saturday

It isn't a Derby

>crystal palace "ultras"
>glad all over goal music

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>homo albion

People think this is a derby?

>bad penalty call
>cleat to the balls
Yeah. I'm thinking am right.

>cleat to the balls

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How is it possible to have as bad an end product as Zaha has?

He's scored or assisted in I think 4 of his last games, and got man of the match in one. Calm down Shearer

that doesn't invalidate what he said, wrighty

Wouldn't scoring or assisting imply that he has end product? Whats next Keown?

Watched Gary Oldman's 'The Firm' last night. Was pretty decent.

>all these ex pros ITT
based, we motd now

GOLASO

SCREAMER

GGGOOOOAAAALLLLLL

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What a goal lads

beautiful goal

>Scores a blootah
>Instantly gets subbed off

Meyer about to dab on them

Because he doesn't have end product, just runs in a straight line, does stepovers and falls over
One good ball in 20 attempts isn't an end product

>walks in your shop and nicks your crisps
>walks away

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wishing i had a seagull mate to nick me some crisps right now

based birb

based

The crisps are 3 points, and the shop is Selhurst Park

the gull knows he's being naughty cos he speeds up after he nicks the bag too

Is Crystal Palace the blackest team in the prem?

'ate palace lads

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Man U are

Lol

i like colorful and happy teams like brighton. crystal palace has a happy name but they are like mud and they have ugly stadium that looks like it wants to demolish itself

Poor little meyer

up there with west ham

outstanding how bad palace are

>mfw

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>Schlupp

That the one where he leaves his knife out and the baby tries to eat it?

What the god damn fuck is that

>The Palace of Crystal

i believe it's called "Canada"

Based Knockaert

The fuck is that dance from Dunk

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>losing to gay people

FUCK PALACE AND FUCK BURNLEY

THE GULLS ARE BACK

Brighton won though?

lmao how tf do brighton win this match

Yeah and his wife goes mental

gays lost to gays

HOVE REPORTING IN

I.D is another good one if you've not seen it

Yes, and Palace didn't.

when he scored he fell to his knees instead of slid to avoid pic related

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many qt traps in brighton?

brighton is gay the gay capital user

traps aren't gay

what a garbage team